Smalltown Maids 26

[22:40]	GMOwen	You sunk my SMALLTOWN! (In theaters May 2012!)
[22:40]	GMOwen	Intro: Upon returning from his two classes for the day, Josh remembers that the insanity continues back home. There is a magical princess locked in a box who is his one true love waiting for true love’s kiss, or something like that. Though he learned nothing at college today, at least class let him calm down.
[22:40]	GMOwen	…Or maybe made him forget everything that happened that morning. Let’s find out which!
[22:40]	GMOwen	...
[22:41]	[Owen]Josh	returns from class and immediately flops down on the couch. He never used to do that before this year...
[22:42]	Luize	pats and rubs him on the shoulder.
[22:42]	Luize	There there~
[22:44]	[Owen]Josh	"If I keep doing this we're going to need a more comfortable couch..."
[22:44]	[YU]_Hilde	is happily humming away in the kitchen, making lunch for Josh and the other girls. She has her long orange hair tied back, and is wearing a cute apron. At the moment she is stirring something in a pot.
[22:45]	Luize	Why don't we~?
[22:46]	[Owen]Josh	"Cause meh."
[22:47]	[Owen]Josh	finds another pillow and props it under his head. These things are really flat.
[22:47]	[YU]_Hilde	sticks a wooden spoon into the pot and takes a taste to see if it's done yet.
[22:48]	Luize	Oh and the new girl is cooking something for you.
[22:48]	Luize	sniffs.
[22:48]	[YU]_Hilde	"Hmm, something is still missing . . ."
[22:48]	[Owen]Josh	remembers that there's a new girl...
[22:49]	[Owen]Josh	"Nnnnnggggghhh..."
[22:49]	[YU]_Hilde	looks around for the spice rack, with the wooden spoon still in her mouth so she could chew on it while she thought.
[22:49]	[Owen]Josh	puts a pillow to his face and lightly pounds his fist into it.
[22:49]	Luize	Hey, take it easy. Why don't you listen to those stupid meat buns once in a while~
[22:50]	[Owen]Josh	randomly pokes a finger out at Luize's voice, vaguely aiming for her chest.
[22:51]	[Owen]Josh	"Because you don't have any."
[22:51]	Luize	Hey!
[22:51]	Luize	:T
[22:51]	Luize	That's a pretty low and arbitrary blow.
[22:51]	[Owen]Josh	"Fourteen. Not my problem. :|"
[22:52]	Luize	And yet you're still as silly as a virgin boy.
[22:53]	[Owen]Josh	seriouses up a bit and removes the pillow.
[22:54]	[Owen]Josh	"Virginity's not a bad thing, you know. You're too young to be talking like that anyways, aren't you?"
[22:55]	[Owen]Josh	"Honestly, kids these days..."
[22:56]	Luize	Being sexually aware of your surrounding doesn't hurt~! Doing it and knowing it is two different thing~
[22:58]	[Owen]Josh	rolls his eyes and sighs.
[22:58]	[Owen]Josh	"Enjoy being young while you've got it, kid. You'll wish you could go back before you know it."
[22:59]	Luize	Oh I'm enjoying it~
[22:59]	[Owen]Josh	relaxes into a more comfortable position and starts trying to wrap his head around this new girl business.
[22:59]	[Owen]Josh	"So, uhh... This, new girl... How's she been?"
[23:00] [At this point I timed out.  Luize said something about the girl being oaky, but she acts like she's from 1995.]
[23:09]	[Owen]Josh	"...1995? What does that even mean? Were you even BORN in 1995?"
[23:10]	[Owen]Josh	sighs and gets up out of the couch.
[23:10]	[Owen]Josh	"I'm just gonna go talk to her before the peanut gallery comes back."
[23:11]	Luize	I was born in 1997 though~
[23:11]	Luize	Close enough I'd say.
[23:12]	Luize	follows~
[23:12]	[Owen]Josh	pokes his head into the kitchen and knocks on the open door. It's polite~
[23:12]	[Owen]Josh	"Hello?"
[23:15]	[YU]_Hilde	glances over her shoulder when she hears Josh at the door. Her mouth hangs open and the wooden spoon falls out. Her face turns red and she squeals.
[23:15]	[YU]_Hilde	eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
[23:15]	[Owen]Josh	backs away.
[23:15]	Luize	Look at that Josh..
[23:15]	Luize	You scared her.
[23:15]	[Owen]Josh	"No, no, sorry, sorry!"
[23:15]	[YU]_Hilde	covers her face with her hands and hides under the table!
[23:16]	[Owen]Josh	"Just, just asking if... wow, umm, okay..."
[23:16]	[Owen]Josh	didn't expect this kind of reaction...
[23:17]	Luize	See~
[23:17]	Luize	Gotta be gentle Josh~
[23:17]	Luize	goes over and pats Josh again.
[23:17]	[Owen]Josh	"Can, can I, come in...?"
[23:17]	[Owen]Josh	is trying to reason with table-maid over there. Seriously, under the table?
[23:18]	[YU]_Hilde	"H-hi . . . I'm sorry, I w-wasn't expecting you to look at me again so soon."
[23:18]	[YU]_Hilde	is still covering her beet-red face with her hands, but she nods in reply.
[23:19]	[YU]_Hilde	"So embarrassing."
[23:19]	[Owen]Josh	"Well I, I mean I had class... Otherwise I might have tried to do this sooner."
[23:19]	[Owen]Josh	"Come on, seriously, get out of there, this is silly."
[23:19]	Luize	Wow~ So bold~
[23:19]	[YU]_Hilde	"Eeep!"
[23:19]	[YU]_Hilde	shivers at his declaration of "sooner."
[23:19]	Luize	giggles.
[23:20]	[Owen]Josh	offers the new girl a helping hand out of there. He's just being polite.
[23:20]	[YU]_Hilde	"B-but, shouldn't we w-wait until we are married f-for that kind of thing?"
[23:20]	Luize	grins upon hearing her say that.
[23:21]	[Owen]Josh	"What now? That's... Okay, look, baby steps. Let's just, start with this table for now. I really have no clue what's going on here."
[23:21]	[Owen]Josh	"Well... Not MUCH of one."
[23:21]	Luize	She wants you to play hide and seek.
[23:22]	[Owen]Josh	"Luize, not, now."
[23:22]	[YU]_Hilde	peeks out from behind her fingers.
[23:22]	[Owen]Josh	points a finger at her though he still keeps looking at the new girl.
[23:23]	Luize	Oh don't worry!
[23:23]	Luize	walks eagerly towards her.
[23:23]	Luize	Hooray! I found you!
[23:24]	[Owen]Josh	closes his eyes and sighs. NOT HELPING, you little girl...
[23:25]	[YU]_Hilde	"W-well, you saw me practically n-naked already."
[23:25]	Luize	Better figure than me at least.
[23:25]	Luize	doesn't sound all too proud mentioning that.
[23:26]	[Owen]Josh	sighs again and just sits down on the floor since Hilde obviously isn't getting up. He tries not to make eye contact since she's embarrassed.
[23:27]	[Owen]Josh	"That's... Look, I was just opening the box you came in, but that's not important right now. I'm sorry, whatever, but we can talk about that later."
[23:27]	[Owen]Josh	"What did my uncle tell you?"
[23:27]	Luize	Hooolldd on Joossh..
[23:27]	Luize	I'm still trying to play bondage with this girl~
[23:27]	Luize	...ohh.. oops. I mean bond.
[23:28]	[Owen]Josh	"And I'M trying to be a normal human being who cares about people and doesn't joke around."
[23:28]	[YU]_Hilde	lowers her hands and fidgets with her fingers. She also tries not to make eye-contact with him.
[23:28]	[Owen]Josh	frowny-faces at Luize.
[23:29]	Luize	Nooow then~
[23:29]	[YU]_Hilde	"Um, your Uncle? He said I was going to be your wife."
[23:29]	Luize	hugs Hilde, after she said that.
[23:29]	Luize	Oooh... so you're like the rest of us then!~
[23:29]	[YU]_Hilde	"Eeek!"
[23:29]	[YU]_Hilde	blinks.
[23:31]	Luize	Oh relax~ I'll be doing this alot~ It's not mean or spiteful right?
[23:31]	[Owen]Josh	"LUIZE!"
[23:31]	[Owen]Josh	>:<
[23:31]	[YU]_Hilde	"He didn't mention anything about this! I don't want to share Josh~"
[23:32]	Luize	We all like Josh~ So you'd better start working hard!
[23:32]	[YU]_Hilde	whines, not concerned with the hug or the presence of Josh anymore.
[23:32]	[Owen]Josh	rubs his face. Luize, why must you have to always do this...
[23:32]	[YU]_Hilde	pumps her fist into the air.
[23:32]	[YU]_Hilde	"Oh yeah! I made lunch for you all."
[23:33]	[YU]_Hilde	seems a little more calm.
[23:33]	[Owen]Josh	"Did he give a timeframe, maybe? Five years, ten years, twenty years?"
[23:33]	[YU]_Hilde	stares blankly at Josh. She tilts her head.
[23:33]	[YU]_Hilde	"Timeframe?"
[23:34]	[Owen]Josh	"Gah, nevermind..."
[23:34]	Luize	Just go with it.
[23:34]	Luize	It'll be fine~
[23:34]	Luize	See it's not so bad right Hilde~?
[23:34]	[Owen]Josh	"For YOU maybe..."
[23:35]	[YU]_Hilde	looks very confused.
[23:35]	[Owen]Josh	is SO much more confused.
[23:36]	[Owen]Josh	"Easier question then: what kind of lunch?"
[23:36]	[YU]_Hilde	"Soup~"
[23:37]	[Owen]Josh	"I do like the soups."
[23:37]	[YU]_Hilde	looks at Luize, and then crawls out from under the table. She stands up and dusts off her legs, then moves to the pot full of chicken noodle soup.
[23:37]	Luize	Well... as long as you don't start trying to kill people anyway....
[23:37]	[Owen]Josh	"LUIZE!"
[23:37]	Luize	is still clinging on to Hilde.
[23:37]	[YU]_Hilde	"Oh, you're heavy."
[23:37]	Luize	Whhaaaatt?
[23:37]	[Owen]Josh	"Don't make me come over there. Stop bugging her."
[23:37]	Luize	I-I'm not heavy...
[23:37]	Luize	Oh right.. am i bugging you?
[23:38]	[Owen]Josh	"Just, give her her space already."
[23:38]	[YU]_Hilde	smiles at Luize.
[23:38]	[YU]_Hilde	"How about you help me set the table?"
[23:39]	Luize	Of course~
[23:40]	[YU]_Hilde	"Thanks! I don't really know where everything is yet, so it's a big help~"
[23:40]	Luize	Ah yeah, it's a bit of a doozy. Josh is really OCD about where things go where.
[23:41]	[YU]_Hilde	"Hmm."
[23:41]	Luize	helps Hilde set up the table, its pretty natural for her, sporks, more sporks.. oh and a spoon, and bowls too of course.
[23:42]	[Owen]Josh	"I am not!"
[23:42]	[YU]_Hilde	uses a ladle to dish out the soup into the bowls. She still avoids looking Josh directly in the eye, though.
[23:43]	Luize	I've noticed that you've not looked at him once besides earlier~ Is there something eating away at his face that's scaring you?
[23:44]	[YU]_Hilde	sweatdrops.
[23:45]	[Owen]Josh	"Luize, how many more times am I going to have to say your name?"
[23:46]	[Owen]Josh	feels like it's just not worth it to even try. KIDS THESE DAYS I TELL YOU WHAT.
[23:46]	Luize	Oh....let's see.. in an average female human lifespan... I'd say... 78 years?
[23:46]	[YU]_Hilde	sits down at the table and stares at her very interesting bowl of chicken noodle soup.
[23:47]	[YU]_Hilde	"It's still hard to accept that his first impression of me was in my underwear. Even if we are going to be married one day, it's still embarrassing now."
[23:48]	[Owen]Josh	"Yeah, well... don't blame me, I guess, your clothes were in that box too."
[23:49]	[YU]_Hilde	frantically waves her arms about in the air.
[23:50]	[YU]_Hilde	"No, no, no, I don't blame you. But, you must think horribly of me . . ."
[23:50]	[Owen]Josh	shrugs.
[23:50]	[Owen]Josh	"To be fair it was a nightdress. That's not TECHNICALLY underwear in the twenty-first century?"
[23:51]	Luize	It is...
[23:51]	Luize	In fact I still have mine under this maid outfit!~
[23:51]	[YU]_Hilde	turns pink, hangs her head, and decides to start eating the soup to avoid the awkward conversation.
[23:52]	[Owen]Josh	now understands that little kids are like this, always trying to make the world revolve around them. He does not encourage her; this is the correct response!
[23:53]	Luize	Well other than that, you're worrying too much Hilde.
[23:53]	Luize	Relax it easy and you'll be fine.
[23:54]	[YU]_Hilde	"O-okay . . ."
[23:54]	Luize	Also Josh~
[23:54]	Luize	A more serious question to you.
[23:55]	[Owen]Josh	"Serious? You?"
[23:55]	[Owen]Josh	glares.
[23:55]	Luize	Why yes~
[23:56]	Luize	Would you rather risk possibly alienating the new girl by treating her as such? Or treat her like family like I'm doing, while not the best method, I believe this is better in the long run.
[23:57]	[YU]_Hilde	watches them curiously while she eats. She's always wanted a younger sister~
[23:57]	[Owen]Josh	"All right, first, you're not treating her like family, you're treating her like the new dog."
[23:58]	[YU]_Hilde	"D-dog?"
[23:58]	[Owen]Josh	"Second, too much too soon is the REAL thing that alienates people."
[23:58]	Luize	Of course, you see her like that.
[23:58]	Luize	It's not too much, I'd think.
[23:58]	[YU]_Hilde	looks a little troubled at Luize's comment.
[23:58]	[Owen]Josh	"And don't you try to pin that on me."
[23:58]	[Owen]Josh	looks at Hilde and adds.
[23:59]	[Owen]Josh	"She just wants attention; she gets like this sometimes."
[23:59]	Luize	It's all a matter of risk and rewards. I believe it's worth the risk.
[23:59]	[YU]_Hilde	" . . . I didn't know Josh was into such things. Maybe I should have worn a collar?"
[23:59]	[YU]_Hilde	is thinking to herself. She tugs on the collar of her shirt as she speaks.
[23:59]	[Rut]Eri	peeks her head in. Did someone bring up risky behavior~?
[00:00]	Luize	I didn't either`
[00:00]	Luize	He's a kinky guy isn't he~?
[00:01]	[YU]_Hilde	"Oh, I guess so. I'll do my best~"
[00:02]	[YU]_Hilde	clasps her hand into a fist and gets a determined look in her eyes. Psyching herself up for Josh's alleged perversions.
[00:02]	[Owen]Josh	slams his head on the table with a loud thud that actually hurts him. He wasn't planning on that part.
[00:02]	Luize	You and me are going to get along just fine~
[00:02]	[Owen]Josh	"Nobody listens to me anymore..."
[00:02]	[YU]_Hilde	smiles at Luize.
[00:02]	Luize	See Josh!~
[00:02]	[YU]_Hilde	"I . . AH! Josh, are you okay?"
[00:02]	Luize	She's not scared of me!
[00:02]	Luize	...oh.. he'll be fine.
[00:03]	Luize	...oh.. and then he did---- hi Eri!~
[00:03]	Luize	gets off her chair and tacklehugs into her chest!
[00:04]	[YU]_Hilde	blinks at Eri. Her spoon is sticking out of her mouth.
[00:18]	[Owen]Josh	gets back up and goes back to eating soup. It is nice soup.
[00:18]	[Owen]Josh	keeps telling himself that this is the new par for the course and he'd best get used to it. Can't cave in.
[00:19]	[Rut]Eri	is suddenly accosted.
[00:19]	Luize	Breakfast!
[00:19]	[Rut]Eri	Ehehe~ Hiiiii.
[00:19]	[YU]_Hilde	forces herself to look at Josh, eagerly awaiting his judgement on her food.
[00:19]	[YU]_Hilde	(You mean Lunch, right?)
[00:20]	[Rut]Eri	Uh, no thanks, I already ate... Oh, but I guess I threw up a while back too, huh? *hic*
[00:20]	[Owen]Josh	has no problems with this food, so it's not like he needs to say anything, right?
[00:20]	[YU]_Hilde	staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees~
[00:20]	[Rut]Eri	's bosom smells of malt to Luize.
[00:21]	[Rut]Eri	... it's not that bad, actually~ Sorta. Kinda.
[00:21]	Luize	mmmn~ come eat.
[00:22]	Luize	lets go and goes back to her seat.
[00:22]	[Owen]Josh	notices a staring starer even though she didn't want to look at him before...
[00:22]	[Owen]Josh	"Ummm... Hi? I'm, Joshua?"
[00:22]	[Rut]Eri	Oh, okay.
[00:22]	[Owen]Josh	"Pleased to meet you?"
[00:22]	[YU]_Hilde	is wearing the most serious expression on her face, steeling herself to get over her embarrassment in order to get Josh's attention.
[00:23]	Luize	Please to meet you too Kosher Josh!
[00:23]	[YU]_Hilde	"Um, h-how is the s-soup?"
[00:24]	[Owen]Josh	doesn't really know what's expected of him! Should he praise it? After all it's just soup...
[00:24]	[Owen]Josh	IS NOT VERY GOOD WITH GIRLS.
[00:25]	[Owen]Josh	"It's, it's nice. Thanks."
[00:25]	Luize	Man Josh...
[00:25]	[YU]_Hilde	just continues to stare at him so hard it looks as if she is trying to burn daggers into the back of his head with her purple eyes. (Before he responds.)
[00:25]	Luize	You really suck at making love point choices...
[00:26]	Luize	If this was a visual novel you'd Bad Ended by now.
[00:26]	[Owen]Josh	ignores the shameless attempt to break the fourth wall.
[00:26]	[Owen]Josh	cannot ignore the stares. OR CAN HE?!
[00:27]	[YU]_Hilde	smiles brightly in one of those "eyes-closed" smiles, her whole face lighting up at the small praise. She seems a lot more relaxed now.
[00:27]	[YU]_Hilde	"I'm glad you like it~ I'll make it for you anytime!"
[00:28]	[Owen]Josh	scratches his head. Great, so now he's got a drunk who doesn't do anything, a kid who doesn't do anything, a ninja who does WAY too much, a wife who does WAY too much, and... this other girl?
[00:29]	Luize	giggles at Josh
[00:29]	Luize	Get used to it.
[00:29]	[YU]_Hilde	is smiling obliviously. She goes back to enjoying her soup.
[00:29]	[Rut]Eri	yawns.
[00:29]	[Owen]Josh	feels like tackling this "wife" business right away would be smart. He also feels like everyone else would subconsciously conspire against him to make it fail.
[00:30]	[Rut]Eri	Hey Joshie, I'll give you my route if you get me a beer from the fridge~
[00:30]	[Rut]Eri	leans on the table lazily with her red-faced grin.
[00:31]	[Owen]Josh	looks at the drunk who doesn't do anything.
[00:31]	[Owen]Josh	"I'm not even going to respond to that."
[00:31]	[Owen]Josh	:|
[00:31]	[YU]_Hilde	"Beer? So early in the afternoon?"
[00:31]	[Rut]Eri	presumably breathes sometimes.
[00:33]	[Rut]Eri	Whaa? Bah, you'll... you're just gonna get eaten by a shark anyway...
[00:33]	Luize	..oooh!
[00:33]	Luize	I remember that novel!
[00:33]	Luize	grinds.
[00:33]	Luize	[*grins]
[00:33]	[Rut]Eri	[Pfft.]
[00:33]	[YU]_Hilde	[You had it right the first time :P]
[00:34]	Luize	[Psh.]
[00:35]	[YU]_Hilde	doesn't know what they are talking about. She just blinks.
[00:35]	[YU]_Hilde	"Oh, you should have some of the soup I made, too."
[00:36]	Luize	Like when Kohaku....ohhh.. i'll have some more too!
[00:36]	[YU]_Hilde	smiles and gets up to dish them out some more soup from the pot.
[00:39]	[Rut]Eri	Soup's good, sure~
[00:39]	[YU]_Hilde	"Here you go~"
[00:39]	[YU]_Hilde	gives them both new bowls of chicken noodle soup.
[00:40]	Luize	Sooo...~
[00:40]	[Rut]Eri	mooches a loving meal! Score.
[00:40]	Luize	finishes the next bowl in short order.
[00:40]	[Rut]Eri	slurps hers loudly.
[00:41]	[Rut]Eri	Ahhh! Great stuff~
[00:41]	[YU]_Hilde	"Thanks!"
[00:41]	[YU]_Hilde	smiles brightly again. She likes it when people enjoy her cooking.
[00:41]	Luize	Now then!~ Hijinx!
[00:41]	[Owen]Josh	takes in the scenery like watching the lines pass by on the highway. Fast and yet for some reason not all that surprising.
[00:41]	Luize	...oh josh!
[00:42]	Luize	Is the pool still open and filled with water?
[00:42]	[Owen]Josh	"Umm... why would it not be...?"
[00:42]	[Owen]Josh	's answer is a lame answer that is also a question.
[00:43]	Luize	Because Hijinx times!
[00:44]	Luize	Let's go take a dip Hilde!~... Josh and Eri too.
[00:45]	[Rut]Eri	'Ey... if I didn't know better, I'd say we were the second picks in that just now, Josh.
[00:45]	[Owen]Josh	wonders how many years it will take for that girl to learn any semblance of subtlety.
[00:45]	[YU]_Hilde	"Ah, but . . . who will clean up the kitchen?"
[00:46]	Luize	I will~
[00:46]	Luize	Just go get changed~
[00:46]	[Owen]Josh	will also help clean the kitchen, so as to avoid other "obligations".
[00:47]	[YU]_Hilde	"But, I didn't bring a swimsuit with me . . ."
[00:48]	Luize	hmmm...good point... huh...
[00:48]	Luize	Well I'd ask your sizes but a man is here!
[00:48]	Luize	kyahhs.
[00:48]	[Owen]Josh	sees where this is going a mile away.
[00:48]	[YU]_Hilde	quickly glances at Josh, blushes, and looks down at her feet.
[00:48]	[Owen]Josh	"It's like you're not even trying anymore, Luize..."
[00:48]	[YU]_Hilde	"S-sorry . . ."
[00:49]	[Owen]Josh	"Oh wait, you never were."
[00:49]	[YU]_Hilde	"I . . .I'll just clean up the kitchen."
[00:49]	[YU]_Hilde	turns around and walks into a wall, since she's staring at her feet and cannot see where she is going.
[00:50]	Luize	I don't need to try~
[00:50]	Luize	Duh~
[00:50]	[YU]_Hilde	"Ow!"
[00:51]	[YU]_Hilde	rubs her head ruefully. She goes about clearing the dishes from the table and putting them in the sink, her face red with embarrassment.
[00:52]	[Rut]Eri	Ahahaha! We ain't even partying yet.
[00:52]	[Rut]Eri	She walked into something before even I did. Not bad!~
[00:53]	[YU]_Hilde	rolls up her sleeves and starts washing the dishes, humming a tune while she works.
[00:56]	GMOwen	[And that is the extent of Hilde's introduction to this small town. Now she is "one of us" and the status quo has been restored.]
[00:57]	GMOwen	[Now her actor can go missing for nine months and no one will notice]
[00:57]	Luize	[With MY help!]