4Chan Barber Shop

Ok, so what if I created the 4chan barber shop. Knowing that 4chan is now overrun with 7 year olds, we should start a barber shop with just 7 year old barbers who have no experience cutting hair. That way, we could really give every customer the most accurate 4chan experience, a bunch of 7 year olds who suck at life trying to be funny but really pissing more people off than they could count.

Reddit, do you like, dislike. What would you change? Ask or comment, I don't care.