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HYPERACTIVE - pibkep the pie

Jan 23rd, 2016
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  1. >ur at the pibkep pie’s house
  2. >she said hi unto you
  3. >ur nervous cuz u have a boner
  4. >try to hide it
  5. >but pibkep pie sees it anyway becuz pibkep pie
  6. >anom i saw ur boner tent
  7. >but… but…
  8. >fug my pusi
  9. >no i am an virgil, twilight
  10. >pibkep pie get closer to u
  11. >anom i want you inside of me
  12. >NO U CANNOT HAVE MY PENIS
  13. >YES u put it in me and give me ur virginity
  14. >but i want to be virgil forever, rarty
  15. >2 bad
  16. >pibkep pie step closer to you again
  17. >STAY AWAY NO MENS NO
  18. >anan i want to do the sexuals with ur green bean
  19. >NO.... MY MEAT IS PURE MEAT AND NOT YOUR TREAT TO EAT
  20. >gimme that dick boy
  21. >she leaps over to you and hops on your neat meat
  22. >fuck the pie
  23. oh well
  24.  
  25. >ur the anon and ur a little bit butthurt salty about the time pibkep took your virginia
  26. >YOU ARE A PATRIOT AND WANT TO GET THE REVENGES
  27. >go to twiglet
  28. TWIGLIT you sais PIBKEP PIE HAS MY VIRGINIA AND THAT WAS REALLY RUDE PLZ HALP
  29. >k
  30. >twigler finds your house and enters to plan how to get back at pibkep the pie
  31. >Anon, I know you love her and all but come on man. she's my friend
  32. No! she razzled my bedazzled and I wanna get back at her
  33. >u get an boner thingking about the moment again
  34. >NONONONONONONONONON
  35. >Anon ur have a boner i can see it because im smart"" twiglit said
  36. >is this the thing pibkep pie was talking about?
  37. NO I DO NOT WANT MORE SEX PLEASE
  38. >but anom, sex is a beautiful thing, trust me i know about thais, i study anonomy
  39. LOL GEDDIT?
  40. Twilight i like to stay pure and not have sex ever no maaaaater what
  41. >lol what are you some kind of faggot?
  42. >Twiglet approaches you as you try to push her back
  43. >ANON YOU NEED TO FUG ME
  44. >But no
  45. >no
  46. NOT AGAIN
  47. >but it happens again and twiglet is the vicarious
  48. oh well
  49.  
  50. part 3 soon
  51.  
  52. >>26007206
  53. PART 3 ELECTRIC BOOGALEE
  54. >"I really liked that sex anon. ur the best one to fug!
  55. SHUT UP YOU DUMB TWAT I SAID NO
  56. >"It's okay, anan, i have the acess to equestria and you can be the forgiving kind over there where we do magical things!"
  57. >NO
  58. >no you will never do this again
  59. "twiglit, i said no nd u sexxed me. I'm calling the cops" you said
  60. >NO DON'T you can come with me to equestria and i'll un sex you using a magical spell
  61. >k
  62. >you go with twiglit cosby into the horse portal and enter the horse world
  63. >but little did you know that pibkep pie has followed you to the horse world
  64. TO BE CONTINUED
  65.  
  66. Part 4 electric boogalore soon
  67.  
  68. Part 4 Electric Boolalore
  69. >Pibkep is an bomer girls and she wears a vest as she follows you unto equestria
  70. >OSGHIT
  71. >”Hulahoop hello hello to the place at the carnival where they sell fruits and goods and cream cheese mayonnaise”
  72. >SWOOSH
  73. PART FIVE ELECTRIC BOOGALIVE
  74. >U all die, it’s the end of the civilizations as we know it.
  75. part six electric boogalix
  76. part seven electric boogaliven
  77. FIN
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