EatMyCheese and Room VS Omegler

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Stranger: sup
EatMyCheese: hey
ytuio9`: im transexual
Stranger: cool
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Stranger: 17 f
EatMyCheese: penis LOLOL
ytuio9`: you have penis?
ytuio9`: i was turned from female to male
ytuio9`: it still feels funny
ytuio9`: girls always get freaked when i show my cock in the female bathroom
ytuio9`: they look funny
Stranger: hahaha
ytuio9`: they start screaming in shock
ytuio9`: then they can't help but get attracted to it
ytuio9`: they start sucking it
Stranger: hahahahahaa
Stranger: ncie
Stranger: *nice
ytuio9`: ty
EatMyCheese: do u like penis
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do you?
ytuio9`: i like my penis
ytuio9`: they call me the giver
ytuio9`: my penis is so big i can lick it myself
Stranger: really?
Stranger: thats impressive
ytuio9`: thank you
ytuio9`: how big is your vagina
Stranger: as big as it needs to be
ytuio9`: yeah? how big?
ytuio9`: can you lick it?
Stranger: no, i cant lick my own vagina
ytuio9`: eww small vagina
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: and what
ytuio9`: your vagina sucks
ytuio9`: my cock
Stranger: really
ytuio9`: yes
ytuio9`: it is that bad.
Stranger: wow then my vagina must be magical
ytuio9`: no
ytuio9`: my cock is
ytuio9`: i had to make it leak first
ytuio9`: so it can go sof
ytuio9`: t
Stranger: oh ok
ytuio9`: then i inserted it in
ytuio9`: but you screamed all the time
ytuio9`: idk why
Stranger: your penis hasnt even set 1 metre into my vagina
Stranger: you must have me confused with one of your bathroom buddies
ytuio9`: it has set it's full glory of 9001 metres in your vagina
ytuio9`: i have no bathroom buddies
ytuio9`: i'm a lonely guy
ytuio9`: i have nobody
ytuio9`: i'm all on my own
Stranger: i thought you were a transexual
Stranger: is that a lie?
ytuio9`: no
ytuio9`: they turned me from female to male
Stranger: oh
Stranger: can i ask
Stranger: how did they make the penis ?
ytuio9`: they had to cut it off
ytuio9`: from someone else
Stranger: ewwww
ytuio9`: it was only possible because i already had a stub
Stranger: hahaha
ytuio9`: but we paid generously for it
Stranger: oh aye
ytuio9`: yep.
ytuio9`: so what's up?
Stranger: my bitch suck dick ):
ytuio9`: oh was she cheating no you
Stranger: bitch suck dick like she suck dick
Stranger: nope.. im straight as fuck
ytuio9`: oh so was your bitch a man then
Stranger: yesss
ytuio9`: o
ytuio9`: was he cheating on you
Stranger: yesss
ytuio9`: :(
ytuio9`: that sucks pretty bad
ytuio9`: where does he live
ytuio9`: tell me
ytuio9`: i'll penetrate his shithole with my rod
Stranger: your house
ytuio9`: ?
ytuio9`: nobody lives on my house
ytuio9`: the whole house is haunted
ytuio9`: it only has ghosts
Stranger: yeah hes in your bed
ytuio9`: i like to fuck them
ytuio9`: the ectoplasm is nice
Stranger: really me too
ytuio9`: its like gel on your penis
Stranger: i get up in their ghost buisness
Stranger: business *
ytuio9`: oh but that's dangerous !
ytuio9`: i worry for you baby
Stranger: oh is it?
Stranger: how
ytuio9`: them ghosts can kill
ytuio9`: :l
Stranger: not me
ytuio9`: its pretty scary
Stranger: im too much of a fucking badman
Stranger: ;)
ytuio9`: stop lying
ytuio9`: you cant be batman
ytuio9`: he died
Stranger: no he didnt
Stranger: in fact, he fucking me right now
ytuio9`: what the fuck i saw him die
ytuio9`: the joker was a fucking bastard
ytuio9`: he was too serious
ytuio9`: he finally got mad at him
ytuio9`: and he managed to kill him
Stranger: yeah, me and him had a thing
ytuio9`: it still bothers me in my sleep
ytuio9`: he was able to parse his ass
Stranger: he kept smiling at me
Stranger: it was abit creppy
ytuio9`: he used Integer.toString
Stranger: *creepy
ytuio9`: i like crep too
ytuio9`: what food do you like
ytuio9`: i like dicksticks
Stranger: really
Stranger: sweeeeeet
ytuio9`: yes
ytuio9`: it's funny how multifunctional they are
ytuio9`: they work as dicks
ytuio9`: then they can work as food
ytuio9`: awesome
ytuio9`: you can sell it for great success
Stranger: my dick works wonders
ytuio9`: is it a dickstick?
Stranger: nope, its a mega trouper dickstick
ytuio9`: oh
ytuio9`: is it multifunctional?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: better then yours
ytuio9`: what does it do?
ytuio9`: oh im jealous :(
Stranger: more then youll ever experience in your life
ytuio9`: can i experience it
Stranger: you cant handle it baby
ytuio9`: why not
ytuio9`: i want it
ytuio9`: please
Stranger: you can handle the girth
ytuio9`: CAN I SEE IT
ytuio9`: i want to handle the truth
ytuio9`: please help me
Stranger: oooooo
ytuio9`: uder?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: im off for my daily routine as a whore
Stranger: care to join me ;)
ytuio9`: oh
ytuio9`: you suck then
ytuio9`: :(
Stranger: im sorry babe
Stranger: i thought we had a real connection
ytuio9`: i neeeeed it
Stranger: i know ):
Stranger: maybe next time
ytuio9`: don't you understand
ytuio9`: i MUST have it
Stranger: take it then
ytuio9`: 4control codes testing can you see this
Stranger: see what?
ytuio9`: oh, damn
Stranger: au revoir, you beautiful creature
ytuio9`: omg a french camwhore
ytuio9`: nice.
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: i joke
ytuio9`: stop frkin lying
Stranger: im a virgin
ytuio9`: stfu
ytuio9`: i will rape you
Stranger: hahahaha
ytuio9`: stop laughing
Stranger: bullshit
Stranger: youll never find
Stranger: me
Stranger: im invisible
ytuio9`: faggot
Stranger: your a faggot
ytuio9`: i will found you
Stranger: eat a couple of pimple sucking dicks
ytuio9`: dicks don't suck pimples so you fail
Stranger: go eat a dick then
ytuio9`: i did
ytuio9`: it was tasty
Stranger: but it was whore
ytuio9`: no
ytuio9`: it was a virgin, it checked!
Stranger: *i
Stranger: ;)
ytuio9`: oh then you are not a virgin
ytuio9`: i must found you
Stranger: *find
ytuio9`: and penetrate your buttcheeks
Stranger: do it
ytuio9`: with my integer parser to string
Stranger: you nasty
ytuio9`: i was entrusted with the quest
Stranger: can i go noe
Stranger: *now
ytuio9`: no
ytuio9`: inb4 quit
Stranger: your blocking my head with your bullshit
Stranger: huh?
ytuio9`: oh it's working
Stranger: you confuse me
ytuio9`: that's good.
Stranger: look what youve done
ytuio9`: that's very good.
Stranger: you made my nose bleed with your bullshit
ytuio9`: nice
Stranger: digger
ytuio9`: nigglet?
ytuio9`: does it evolve into nigtrio?
Stranger: my nigga
Stranger: probably
Stranger: thats offensive
ytuio9`: then its a supper nigger
Stranger: im black you know
ytuio9`: u ma nigga
Stranger: rascist motherfucker
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: damn right
ytuio9`: yeah
ytuio9`: i fuck mothers
Stranger: hahaha
ytuio9`: with my multifunctional super dick
Stranger: can i please go
ytuio9`: you are not dismissed
ytuio9`: in fact
ytuio9`: there is nothing stopping you from /quitting
ytuio9`: #care
Stranger: hahahah, actually there is
Stranger: but your a funny guy
ytuio9`: oh is my dick that awesome
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: good one
Stranger: so, you hate black people?
ytuio9`: my dick
ytuio9`: no
ytuio9`: black niggers are nice
Stranger: :)
ytuio9`: depending on what they evolve to
Stranger: cool
ytuio9`: sometimes they don't evolve
Stranger: calm the fuck down :)
ytuio9`: they have large dicks
ytuio9`: they make me feel normal
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: byeee
Stranger: night infact
Stranger: take care of you and your enormous dick fool :)
ytuio9`: yep yep it's 1:10 am here
ytuio9`: ok bye
ytuio9`: see you later
ytuio9`: gotta lick my dick a bit
Stranger: you don that
ytuio9`: yep yep doing it
Stranger: *do
ytuio9`: this conversatoin has made me horn
ytuio9`: this conversatoin has made me horny
Stranger: jokes on you because well never talk again
ytuio9`: so um
Stranger: i bet it has
ytuio9`: this is on an irc chat
Stranger: what does that mean?
ytuio9`: we're all a bunch of people having fun with this bot
ytuio9`: inter relay chat
ytuio9`: it's a protocol of text-based communication
Stranger: so there are loads of you?
ytuio9`: kind of
Stranger: all in the same room?
ytuio9`: yep
Stranger: ahahhahaa
Stranger: coool
ytuio9`: yep
Stranger: multi-cultural gang bang?
ytuio9`: this conversation has lasted for over 30 minutes
ytuio9`: umm yah
Stranger: is that soo
ytuio9`: lol.
Stranger: bukakke?
ytuio9`: no not really we don't really gang each other's bangs
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: you sure about that
ytuio9`: yep
Stranger: so where you guys from?
ytuio9`: well different parts from the world
Stranger: how?
Stranger: are you not in one room?
ytuio9`: yes
Stranger: this is fucking confusing
ytuio9`: the protocol allows chat from all over the world..
ytuio9`: we all join a server
Stranger: so you are just one person ?
ytuio9`: it handles all our messages
ytuio9`: no
ytuio9`: well
ytuio9`: this conversation is by multiple people
Stranger: oh really?
ytuio9`: some of them have huge dicks
Stranger: i bet they do
ytuio9`: some of them like rational conversation
Stranger: gang bang
ytuio9`: etc
ytuio9`: it makes for some stimulating conversation.
Stranger: so you all suck dick?
ytuio9`: no
ytuio9`: myself, i am straight
ytuio9`: then again we are 7 people
ytuio9`: back to irc
Stranger: i thought you were a transexual
ytuio9`: no
ytuio9`: that's only one guy
ytuio9`: he even made some of that part up
ytuio9`: he went from male to female
ytuio9`: you can't even go from female to male afaik
Stranger: oh aye
Stranger: so do you know where im from?
ytuio9`: nope
ytuio9`: random guess
ytuio9`: egypt?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you bad at this
Stranger: so who was i talking to
Stranger: they guy i was talking to was funny
ytuio9`: the transexual mostly
Stranger: cool
ytuio9`: yeah the operation affected his brain
Stranger: hahaha thats makes it funnier
ytuio9`: we let him off with acting weird
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: i bet you do
ytuio9`: yep
Stranger: so you are a m then?
ytuio9`: well we haven't banned him yet
ytuio9`: probably 99% of the people who irc are men
Stranger: ok
ytuio9`: and 99% people who say they're girls are boys
Stranger: hahahhaa seriously
Stranger: thats creepy
Stranger: anyway nice chatting with you guys i guess
ytuio9`: yep
ytuio9`: yep1
ytuio9`: yep2
ytuio9`: yep3
ytuio9`: yep4
ytuio9`: yep5
ytuio9`: yep6
Stranger: but yeah, ive been here too long
ytuio9`: ok we're done
Stranger: i swear this is just one guy
ytuio9`: yes this conversation has lasted 44 minutes now
Stranger: cute
ytuio9`: infact i believe i have broken the record
ytuio9`: not really
ytuio9`: you can join us
Stranger: how?
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ytuio9`: channel #omegle
ytuio9`: choose a nickname
Stranger: yeah i cba
ytuio9`: etc
ytuio9`: ok
Stranger: can you track people?
ytuio9`: no
ytuio9`: well the irc operators can
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: byeee
Stranger: !
ytuio9`: bye
Stranger: for real now
The Stranger has disconnected.



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