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OMAKE!
>Gwen
"Idris"
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>FREEEEEEEEE

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

>"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I have to do something really important! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!

"Howd-"
An egg hits AJ in the face.

>An apple? I can't believe you would give your own friend an apple! Who does that!?!

"Ah was in my office! Ah didn't have any candy on me, but Ah had plenty of apples. Ah didn't expect kids to show up at mah door."

>No excuse! Your own friend and possible relative! I thought we were close! You're a terrible pony!
Serious face.

"...hah...hahahahaha!"

>Hahahahaha!

>"Hahahahaha!"

"Okay okay, Ah'll remember to make some caramel apples next time."

>Awesome sauce! That's all we can ask. Anyway that's all the time we have. Catch everypony next thread!

"Were you the one throwing eggs at me earlier in the night?"

>Nah, just the one, but watch out. Those kids might put you on a hit list for egg throwing.
AJ wakes up and gets a newspaper.

"Hm...there's an egg shortage...applesauce on the rise for substitute..."
She bites an apple.
*chews*
"...heh."

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>Vekir
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>YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

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OMAKE
>SA
"Big Mac"
'???'
[???]
{???}
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"HoooeEE! Y'all know how ta' give a boy a ride! Can barely stand up..."

>M-my leeegggsss...

"Awww, Ah' got me a nice moment with Mah' sister and a coupl'a funnies. Heh, Ah' even got ta' scare Discord! That's more then Ah've been seen in ten threads put ta'gether!... wow that's sad."

>Owwww...

"So this here just gets the ball rollin', right? Ain't gotta do nothin' more?"

>I will say literally whatever you want if it means you don't do this to me anymore. I will say the sacred words to summon the dark lord, no problem.

"Nahhhh, just happy ya' gave what ya' promised. Thankee kindly!"

>Uh uh... I can't walk, and I need a bath-

SNAP!

SPLASH!

>GLRGL!

'Alright, time for the spin cycle...'

The lake he had been dropped into literally spun to life, spinning him round and round just like a washing machine.

[Don't forget the soap, extra strength!]

'Well of course!'

Bubbles were added to the mix, covering him while they kept his head beneath the water.

'Annnndd-'

DING!

[He's done!]

SNAP!

With an unceremonious PLOP, he was dropped down in front of the pair of chaos wielders, lying on his back in the grass and looking cleaner than he ever had before.

>...Ow.

[Oh, hello Shining!]

>Hello.

'Marvelous work, by the way. We didn't even get to really get to the good part, and you still gave us both some marvelous development!'

[It was great.]

>I-I told you, you don't need-

'Ohhh, right right right. Of course we don't NEED to.'

They both sauntered up to him, lining up on both sides of the prone pony.

[But, um... if you don't mind...]

>...Are you going to turn my veins into twizzler again?

[Probably.]

>Uh...

'Now, where were we...'

[Oh my... he's certainly been waiting...]

Again, he found himself watching as two heads slowly lowered out of his sight.

>...well, at least this is usually kinda fun.

"Mmmmhm!"

'Mmmm...'

>Yeah, you know what? I'm all for-

SNAP!

>AHHHHHH!

'What the!?'

Both heads shot up from their ministrations, looking down to his legs where an odd thing was happening. Specifically, a giant worm made of pure darkness had consumed most of them.

[...Well, you don't see that every day-]

SWHOOP!

He was taken from their grasp again, dragged fully into the lake below before being consumed entirely by the worm of darkness.

'...that is not my fetish.'

[Ewww.]

Thankfully, depending on who is looking, the worm revealed him to be whole and alive before it teleported out.

'...I feel like there were better ways to do that...'

With a THUMP he landed on a hard, cold surface of a bedroom floor, not a bit of care to his body in the process.

>...This is all technically the same day. This day has been nothing but me being hurt in a lot of ways... personal ways.

{We did not bring you here to whine.}

Groaning, he looked up to spy a someone on her stomach on the bed. Someone very, very familiar.

>Well, Luna, why did you bring me here?

{For the screentime, of course.}

>...Okay, hold the fuck up, you get plenty.

{We know, but this current subplot has been taking forever! We want it wrapped up already!}

>Wow, kinda a dickish move to say, maybe it's a busy situation?

{Do we seem like the type to care?}

>...Fair enough. Still, though, don't want this taken the wrong way.

{Just get up here and get to thine work!}

>Fine, fine... damn...

Bitterly, he shuffled up to the bed, and crawled around her frame.

>You know, I could just-

{We said we didn't bring you here to whine.}

>...whatever.

{Oh, and Shining Armor?}

>Yeah?

{If you do not perform satisfactorily, we will castrate you to prevent your weak genes from continuing on.}

>......wha-

ZAP!

>OH HELL NO!

{Sitting there waiting is not satisfying!}

>CELLY! DISCORD! FLUTTERSHY EVEN, HELP!

ZAP!

{Get moving!}

>I'M MOVING I'M MOVING!

{Good... or else.}

>HELLLLPPP!
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Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 19:45:47 No.25300769 Report
OMAKE!
>SA
"Celly"
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>...hey, you think we, as rulers of a nation, are missing anything important during these little off times?

"Nahhhhh!'

>Didn't think so either. You next or me?

"ME ME!"

>Well, if you insist.

"BLUB!"


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>Other Gryphons
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>So, this means we're joining in too, right?

*Chirpchirp*

>Ohhh...
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