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- 1
- 00:01:59,881 --> 00:02:01,620
- I don't see her.
- 2
- 00:02:01,625 --> 00:02:02,703
- The shift changes.
- 3
- 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:04,708
- Just give it a
- couple of minutes.
- 4
- 00:02:07,964 --> 00:02:09,694
- You guys sure about this?
- 5
- 00:02:09,699 --> 00:02:11,860
- Yeah yeah, works all the time.
- 6
- 00:02:11,902 --> 00:02:15,167
- Besides, this
- lady loves Lynch.
- 7
- 00:02:15,205 --> 00:02:17,503
- - Loves him.
- - I'm cute.
- 8
- 00:02:26,616 --> 00:02:28,777
- Is that...
- is that her?
- 9
- 00:02:29,986 --> 00:02:31,986
- Shit.
- 10
- 00:02:40,664 --> 00:02:44,031
- Parker, what you could do...
- 11
- 00:02:44,067 --> 00:02:47,388
- is go down there and
- look beautiful...
- 12
- 00:02:47,393 --> 00:02:48,300
- and smile.
- 13
- 00:02:48,305 --> 00:02:50,933
- - What? Me?
- - Yeah.
- 14
- 00:02:50,974 --> 00:02:52,337
- Uh, no.
- 15
- 00:02:52,342 --> 00:02:55,470
- No no, this is your thing.
- 16
- 00:02:56,479 --> 00:02:59,448
- All you have to do is go
- over there and say, like,
- 17
- 00:02:59,482 --> 00:03:01,950
- 'Hey, me and my friends...'
- 18
- 00:03:01,985 --> 00:03:04,078
- Girlfriends.
- Say girlfriends.
- 19
- 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:07,152
- 'Me and my girlfriends totally
- forgot our credit cards...
- 20
- 00:03:07,157 --> 00:03:08,754
- so we can't get
- our lift tickets...
- 21
- 00:03:08,759 --> 00:03:09,487
- from over there.
- 22
- 00:03:09,492 --> 00:03:11,397
- - So can you,
- like, help us out?'
- 23
- 00:03:11,402 --> 00:03:12,324
- That is so lame.
- 24
- 00:03:12,329 --> 00:03:13,925
- - Give me my money back.
- - Your money.
- 25
- 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:16,428
- - It's not gonna work.
- - Take this. Start at 50.
- 26
- 00:03:16,433 --> 00:03:18,296
- That's what the other
- lady usually takes.
- 27
- 00:03:18,301 --> 00:03:19,130
- And just, you know,
- 28
- 00:03:19,135 --> 00:03:20,532
- work your way up
- if you need to.
- 29
- 00:03:20,537 --> 00:03:23,165
- - Dan...
- - Hey, look at me. Look at me.
- 30
- 00:03:23,206 --> 00:03:26,004
- You're gonna be fine.
- You'll be great.
- 31
- 00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:28,042
- Parker, you've so got this.
- 32
- 00:03:28,044 --> 00:03:31,241
- Yeah, and what's the worst
- that can happen?
- 33
- 00:03:31,281 --> 00:03:33,044
- The guy says no.
- 34
- 00:03:33,049 --> 00:03:36,815
- And he's not gonna say no.
- No one's ever said no.
- 35
- 00:03:36,853 --> 00:03:38,912
- Dan, you do it.
- I feel stupid.
- 36
- 00:03:38,955 --> 00:03:39,859
- Relax, okay?
- 37
- 00:03:39,864 --> 00:03:42,356
- I promise, you're
- gonna be great.
- 38
- 00:03:42,392 --> 00:03:45,520
- - Why me?
- - That's 'cause you're a girl.
- 39
- 00:03:45,562 --> 00:03:49,020
- A beautiful...
- hey, you're a beautiful girl.
- 40
- 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,600
- And you have a charming smile.
- 41
- 00:03:56,906 --> 00:03:58,906
- Just...
- 42
- 00:03:59,876 --> 00:04:01,876
- just...
- 43
- 00:04:02,746 --> 00:04:04,746
- There we go.
- 44
- 00:04:08,652 --> 00:04:11,212
- That's great.
- Go get him.
- 45
- 00:04:13,023 --> 00:04:14,919
- - Get in the game.
- - Okay.
- 46
- 00:04:14,924 --> 00:04:16,949
- Come on.
- 47
- 00:04:19,829 --> 00:04:20,882
- Attention all skiers.
- 48
- 00:04:20,887 --> 00:04:22,494
- The Black Dog
- Trail is now open.
- 49
- 00:04:22,499 --> 00:04:24,831
- Sorry for the inconvenience.
- 50
- 00:04:31,874 --> 00:04:33,874
- Hey.
- 51
- 00:04:35,177 --> 00:04:37,873
- Can I bum a smoke?
- 52
- 00:04:55,197 --> 00:04:58,724
- - I'm Parker.
- - Jason.
- 53
- 00:04:58,767 --> 00:05:01,065
- Oh cool.
- My brother's name is Jason.
- 54
- 00:05:01,103 --> 00:05:03,162
- That's awesome.
- 55
- 00:05:03,205 --> 00:05:07,232
- Yeah, so I don't want to waste
- your time or anything...
- 56
- 00:05:07,276 --> 00:05:08,663
- because you seem like...
- 57
- 00:05:08,668 --> 00:05:10,607
- a wicked busy guy
- and everything.
- 58
- 00:05:10,612 --> 00:05:13,513
- This is gonna sound
- really stupid.
- 59
- 00:05:13,549 --> 00:05:16,177
- It's just that my
- girlfriends and I...
- 60
- 00:05:16,218 --> 00:05:18,215
- came all the way up
- from Salem State.
- 61
- 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:21,285
- I was kind of the dumbass
- who said that I could pay...
- 62
- 00:05:21,290 --> 00:05:23,253
- for all three of the tickets
- on my mom's credit card.
- 63
- 00:05:23,258 --> 00:05:25,627
- And then I left
- her credit card...
- 64
- 00:05:25,632 --> 00:05:26,990
- at the gas station.
- 65
- 00:05:26,995 --> 00:05:29,122
- - Right.
- - No, I mean...
- 66
- 00:05:29,164 --> 00:05:30,961
- I totally have money.
- 67
- 00:05:30,966 --> 00:05:33,097
- Just not enough for all three,
- you know?
- 68
- 00:05:33,102 --> 00:05:35,536
- - How much?
- - 50?
- 69
- 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:38,839
- I could lose my job.
- 70
- 00:05:39,975 --> 00:05:41,605
- No no, he's not going for it.
- 71
- 00:05:41,610 --> 00:05:44,704
- Yes he will.
- Just shut up, please.
- 72
- 00:05:44,747 --> 00:05:47,875
- I mean he's either
- gonna do that job for...
- 73
- 00:05:47,916 --> 00:05:49,580
- what do you call it, minimal?
- 74
- 00:05:49,585 --> 00:05:51,081
- - Minimum.
- - Minimum wage,
- 75
- 00:05:51,086 --> 00:05:53,135
- or he's gonna do it
- for minimum wage...
- 76
- 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:54,084
- plus a little bit.
- 77
- 00:05:54,089 --> 00:05:56,216
- I mean, I know what I'd do.
- 78
- 00:06:00,929 --> 00:06:03,329
- She just had to come
- skiing today, huh?
- 79
- 00:06:05,768 --> 00:06:07,431
- You said you wouldn't mind.
- 80
- 00:06:07,436 --> 00:06:09,956
- I don't. I don't mind.
- I don't mind at all.
- 81
- 00:06:11,206 --> 00:06:12,976
- I'm just saying we
- haven't seen you...
- 82
- 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,471
- at Fezzywigs for
- a $1 pitcher...
- 83
- 00:06:14,476 --> 00:06:15,878
- since last semester
- and you don't...
- 84
- 00:06:15,883 --> 00:06:17,207
- show up for Monday
- Night Football.
- 85
- 00:06:17,212 --> 00:06:19,476
- I watched football
- at your house last week.
- 86
- 00:06:19,481 --> 00:06:21,380
- Dan, 10 minutes.
- Football games...
- 87
- 00:06:21,385 --> 00:06:22,780
- are more than 10 minutes.
- 88
- 00:06:22,785 --> 00:06:24,150
- They're like lots
- of 10 minuteses,
- 89
- 00:06:24,155 --> 00:06:24,515
- you know?
- 90
- 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,216
- I have a girlfriend now.
- 91
- 00:06:26,221 --> 00:06:28,452
- I don't know what you want
- me to do about it.
- 92
- 00:06:28,457 --> 00:06:30,053
- - I'm sorry.
- - You know what? It's fine.
- 93
- 00:06:30,058 --> 00:06:31,671
- I'm... I'm just
- just saying that
- 94
- 00:06:31,676 --> 00:06:33,490
- Mt. Holliston was
- kind of our thing.
- 95
- 00:06:33,495 --> 00:06:35,692
- And she can't even ride
- so it's a little weird.
- 96
- 00:06:35,697 --> 00:06:38,325
- - She's getting better.
- - Yeah yeah.
- 97
- 00:06:38,367 --> 00:06:40,699
- Now I feel like a dick.
- 98
- 00:06:40,736 --> 00:06:42,226
- I mean, if you had
- a problem with this,
- 99
- 00:06:42,231 --> 00:06:43,300
- you've got to say something.
- 100
- 00:06:43,305 --> 00:06:46,763
- No no, it's not a problem.
- Just forget I said anything.
- 101
- 00:06:46,809 --> 00:06:48,405
- I'm sorry.
- 102
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- Attention all skiers.
- 103
- 00:06:50,979 --> 00:06:53,243
- Mt. Holliston will be open
- next Friday through Sunday.
- 104
- 00:06:53,248 --> 00:06:55,978
- Get your tickets now
- to avoid waiting in line.
- 105
- 00:07:09,498 --> 00:07:11,796
- Okay.
- 106
- 00:07:13,902 --> 00:07:16,567
- I think you did great.
- I'm proud of you, Parker.
- 107
- 00:07:16,572 --> 00:07:19,735
- - I did good, right?
- - You did well.
- 108
- 00:07:22,177 --> 00:07:24,177
- So where's my change?
- 109
- 00:07:24,179 --> 00:07:26,179
- Um, there isn't any.
- 110
- 00:07:26,181 --> 00:07:28,181
- You just gave
- him the full 100?
- 111
- 00:07:28,185 --> 00:07:30,585
- Well, yeah.
- He wasn't gonna do it for 50.
- 112
- 00:07:30,619 --> 00:07:32,484
- Okay, so what happened to...
- 113
- 00:07:32,489 --> 00:07:34,555
- the numbers
- between 50 and 100?
- 114
- 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:36,520
- Like, say, 51...
- 115
- 00:07:36,525 --> 00:07:38,584
- or 75 even?
- 116
- 00:07:38,627 --> 00:07:39,974
- Dan, you gave me two 50s.
- 117
- 00:07:39,979 --> 00:07:41,758
- Was I supposed to
- ask for change?
- 118
- 00:07:41,763 --> 00:07:44,231
- I would have asked for change.
- 119
- 00:07:44,266 --> 00:07:46,151
- I mean, it's still way cheaper...
- 120
- 00:07:46,156 --> 00:07:48,156
- than paying for
- tickets, right?
- 121
- 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:50,870
- I definitely would have
- asked for change.
- 122
- 00:07:52,608 --> 00:07:54,608
- Hey.
- 123
- 00:07:57,913 --> 00:07:59,776
- Girlfriends?
- 124
- 00:07:59,781 --> 00:08:01,781
- What's up?
- 125
- 00:08:08,624 --> 00:08:10,074
- Look at these chumps paying...
- 126
- 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:11,722
- top dollar for
- their lift tickets.
- 127
- 00:08:11,727 --> 00:08:14,059
- - Whoo-hoo!
- - Not us, though.
- 128
- 00:08:14,096 --> 00:08:16,394
- Thanks to you, babe.
- 129
- 00:08:16,431 --> 00:08:20,094
- Oh, now I'm babe.
- 130
- 00:08:20,135 --> 00:08:22,467
- You never call me pet names.
- 131
- 00:08:22,504 --> 00:08:25,405
- - I'm not a pet name guy.
- - Hmm.
- 132
- 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,238
- He calls me Parker.
- 133
- 00:08:28,277 --> 00:08:31,075
- - That's your name.
- - I know.
- 134
- 00:08:31,113 --> 00:08:32,072
- But you're supposed to...
- 135
- 00:08:32,077 --> 00:08:33,343
- call me something
- affectionate...
- 136
- 00:08:33,348 --> 00:08:35,578
- like honey or sweetie.
- 137
- 00:08:35,617 --> 00:08:37,915
- You know, I hooked up
- with a girl last semester...
- 138
- 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:39,860
- that called me my
- last name in bed.
- 139
- 00:08:39,865 --> 00:08:40,584
- It was weird.
- 140
- 00:08:40,589 --> 00:08:43,717
- She was all like, 'Oh, Lynch,
- your hair's so soft.
- 141
- 00:08:43,759 --> 00:08:44,806
- Do me harder, Lynch.'
- 142
- 00:08:44,811 --> 00:08:46,857
- It was like throwing
- it to Dan over here.
- 143
- 00:08:46,862 --> 00:08:48,862
- Yeah, I could call you O'Neil.
- 144
- 00:08:50,365 --> 00:08:53,892
- You don't touch
- my face enough either.
- 145
- 00:08:53,936 --> 00:08:55,699
- Third wheel.
- 146
- 00:08:55,704 --> 00:08:57,968
- - Watch it, Lynch.
- - Hey, I'm not dating you.
- 147
- 00:08:57,973 --> 00:09:00,003
- You don't get to
- make my life suck.
- 148
- 00:09:00,008 --> 00:09:02,306
- - Whoa! No no no.
- - Whoa.
- 149
- 00:09:02,344 --> 00:09:04,041
- No one ever said anything...
- 150
- 00:09:04,046 --> 00:09:06,344
- about you making my life suck.
- 151
- 00:09:06,381 --> 00:09:08,381
- - Uh-huh.
- - Sweetie.
- 152
- 00:09:09,384 --> 00:09:11,477
- Aw.
- 153
- 00:09:14,189 --> 00:09:16,385
- So Dan tells me you're getting
- a little better on that board.
- 154
- 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,120
- Well, I don't know about that.
- 155
- 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,787
- Last time I did pretty
- good, didn't I?
- 156
- 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:23,456
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you're getting better.
- 157
- 00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:25,227
- You fall on your
- ass snowboarding.
- 158
- 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,862
- The first few times
- you fall on your ass.
- 159
- 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:29,567
- After that it's easy.
- It's like riding a bike.
- 160
- 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,193
- Just tell me, when
- are you gonna...
- 161
- 00:09:35,198 --> 00:09:36,872
- get rid of those goddamn skis?
- 162
- 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,708
- - Come on.
- - What?
- 163
- 00:09:38,713 --> 00:09:42,376
- I mean, snowboards are just
- too emo for me.
- 164
- 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,476
- Those things are a fad.
- In 10 years they'll be gone.
- 165
- 00:09:45,486 --> 00:09:47,886
- Yeah, that's what
- they said about rap.
- 166
- 00:09:47,922 --> 00:09:49,947
- That's true.
- 167
- 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,491
- Can you guys smell
- that fresh mountain air?
- 168
- 00:09:55,496 --> 00:09:57,691
- It smells a bit like...
- 169
- 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,066
- cancer.
- 170
- 00:10:02,503 --> 00:10:05,301
- You know what?
- I am so sick of potheads...
- 171
- 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:06,936
- giving me shit
- about smoking butts.
- 172
- 00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:09,627
- - At least pot does
- something for you.
- 173
- 00:10:09,632 --> 00:10:09,872
- Oh.
- 174
- 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,136
- Yes, cigarettes
- are just gross,
- 175
- 00:10:11,141 --> 00:10:12,074
- especially in the cold.
- 176
- 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,876
- They stick to you.
- You smell like...
- 177
- 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:16,679
- an ashtray,
- an old man's used floss.
- 178
- 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,614
- Old man's... where
- the hell do you...
- 179
- 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,849
- come up with this stuff?
- 180
- 00:10:19,854 --> 00:10:22,379
- Okay, have you ever
- smelled your floss?
- 181
- 00:10:22,423 --> 00:10:24,891
- No, I have never
- smelled my own floss.
- 182
- 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:25,934
- - Never. Not once.
- 183
- 00:10:25,939 --> 00:10:27,623
- Well, it's nasty. It is nasty.
- 184
- 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,654
- - Why am I friends with you?
- - I don't know.
- 185
- 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:33,064
- Here, give me a drag.
- 186
- 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,266
- Do you guys know
- when we're gonna get back?
- 187
- 00:10:37,271 --> 00:10:40,832
- 'Cause I've got like two weeks
- worth of chapters to read.
- 188
- 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:42,638
- Oh come on.
- She broke the first rule.
- 189
- 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:45,209
- - Parker, you broke
- the first rule.
- 190
- 00:10:45,214 --> 00:10:45,608
- What?
- 191
- 00:10:45,613 --> 00:10:46,766
- You can't talk about
- real life shit...
- 192
- 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:47,376
- while we're up here.
- 193
- 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:48,986
- The whole point of being here...
- 194
- 00:10:48,991 --> 00:10:50,646
- is to forget about
- all that shit,
- 195
- 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,114
- - relax, enjoy ourselves.
- - Okay.
- 196
- 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,549
- Deal with that shit
- when you get home.
- 197
- 00:10:53,554 --> 00:10:56,523
- Okay, but I've got...
- 198
- 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:07,528
- Okay, what asshole couldn't
- get on the chair right?
- 199
- 00:11:07,568 --> 00:11:09,798
- - What the hell, right?
- - Dude.
- 200
- 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,567
- Oh, that's good.
- Yell more.
- 201
- 00:11:15,076 --> 00:11:17,076
- - Hello!
- - Having fun up there?
- 202
- 00:11:17,078 --> 00:11:19,273
- Parker, it's okay.
- 203
- 00:11:19,313 --> 00:11:21,804
- Is someone afraid of heights?
- 204
- 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,874
- - No.
- - No?
- 205
- 00:11:23,918 --> 00:11:27,615
- So it doesn't bother you
- when I do this?
- 206
- 00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:30,317
- - Quit it!
- - Don't be an asshole.
- 207
- 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,821
- Stop.
- 208
- 00:11:31,826 --> 00:11:33,255
- Sorry.
- 209
- 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,888
- Honey, crazy thing.
- 210
- 00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:38,728
- Only one of these things
- has ever fallen off...
- 211
- 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,428
- a chairlift thing before.
- 212
- 00:11:41,469 --> 00:11:44,927
- Okay,
- points for calling me honey.
- 213
- 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,440
- But you just made
- that statistic up.
- 214
- 00:11:47,475 --> 00:11:50,016
- Yeah, and statistics
- don't work...
- 215
- 00:11:50,021 --> 00:11:52,021
- on smokers.
- 216
- 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,677
- Come on, man.
- We paid good money to ride.
- 217
- 00:11:54,682 --> 00:11:56,741
- Let's go!
- 218
- 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:59,412
- Actually, I paid good money.
- 219
- 00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:01,163
- Actually, I'm
- gonna pay you back,
- 220
- 00:12:01,168 --> 00:12:02,618
- so it's like the same thing.
- 221
- 00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:05,023
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 222
- 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:07,527
- What, do you want it now?
- 223
- 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,029
- All right, that's what
- I'm talking about.
- 224
- 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:12,931
- Whoo!
- You guys ready?
- 225
- 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,738
- - Why do I have
- to wear a helmet?
- 226
- 00:12:19,743 --> 00:12:20,503
- Safety first.
- 227
- 00:12:20,508 --> 00:12:22,669
- But you guys aren't
- wearing helmets.
- 228
- 00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:24,640
- Only kids wear helmets.
- 229
- 00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:27,049
- That's 'cause they're
- still learning,
- 230
- 00:12:27,054 --> 00:12:27,676
- like you.
- 231
- 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,327
- Here, I'm not
- arguing about this.
- 232
- 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,379
- Just put it on. Here.
- 233
- 00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:32,081
- No, Dan, I don't want...
- 234
- 00:12:32,086 --> 00:12:34,304
- Look, even the pro
- guys wear helmets.
- 235
- 00:12:34,309 --> 00:12:36,309
- Nobody makes fun of them.
- 236
- 00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:38,682
- Aw.
- 237
- 00:12:38,726 --> 00:12:40,823
- You guys are just doing this
- to make fun of me.
- 238
- 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,158
- No, huh-uh.
- 239
- 00:12:42,163 --> 00:12:44,996
- Oh yeah, sure.
- 240
- 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:48,627
- No, I think chicks
- in helmets are hot.
- 241
- 00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:51,331
- - Right?
- - Yeah.
- 242
- 00:12:54,742 --> 00:12:57,677
- - Need a little help?
- - You think?
- 243
- 00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:59,842
- Yeah, looks like your bindings
- are a little loose.
- 244
- 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,974
- come on, I'll get you up.
- come on.
- 245
- 00:13:02,016 --> 00:13:02,482
- There you go.
- 246
- 00:13:02,487 --> 00:13:03,746
- I'll just tighten
- these up for you.
- 247
- 00:13:03,751 --> 00:13:06,242
- - Thanks.
- - No problem.
- 248
- 00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:08,380
- Aw.
- 249
- 00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:10,286
- Look at Lynch.
- 250
- 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:13,192
- Yeah, look at him.
- He's a chick magnet.
- 251
- 00:13:14,428 --> 00:13:17,522
- - These all right?
- - Yeah, that's a lot better.
- 252
- 00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:19,342
- - What the hell
- are you doing, man?
- 253
- 00:13:19,347 --> 00:13:20,362
- What's your problem?
- 254
- 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,931
- - I'm trying to help her.
- - Ryan!
- 255
- 00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:23,533
- - He had his hands
- all over you.
- 256
- 00:13:23,538 --> 00:13:25,534
- No he didn't. I can
- take care of myself.
- 257
- 00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:28,565
- Just go, okay?
- I'll be there in a second.
- 258
- 00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:33,790
- I am so sorry about that.
- 259
- 00:13:33,795 --> 00:13:35,778
- He can be such an
- asshole sometimes.
- 260
- 00:13:35,783 --> 00:13:38,081
- I was seriously just
- trying to help.
- 261
- 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,401
- I mean, I don't know
- if I can compete...
- 262
- 00:13:40,406 --> 00:13:42,406
- with a catch like that.
- 263
- 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,055
- - Are you okay?
- - Yeah, I'm fine.
- 264
- 00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:48,060
- Well, thank you for your help.
- 265
- 00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:50,292
- I'm really sorry about that.
- 266
- 00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:52,261
- - I'm Shannon, by the way.
- - Joe.
- 267
- 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,266
- Shannon, come on.
- 268
- 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,634
- Well, it was really
- nice to meet you.
- 269
- 00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,538
- - Yeah, you too.
- - I've got to go.
- 270
- 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:03,440
- - Good luck with that.
- - Yeah.
- 271
- 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,411
- I was like a second away
- from kicking that guy's ass.
- 272
- 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,044
- Yeah, I know you were, Lynch.
- 273
- 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,250
- Don't worry about it.
- He's a douchebag.
- 274
- 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,553
- Seriously, that guy
- was such a dick.
- 275
- 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,645
- Why don't we talk
- about how tough...
- 276
- 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,650
- you guys are at the bottom?
- 277
- 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,058
- I'm tough.
- 278
- 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,796
- I know you are, baby.
- 279
- 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,801
- Come here.
- 280
- 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,602
- Whoo!
- 281
- 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,498
- ¶ How can you say
- there are no answers...
- 282
- 00:14:44,503 --> 00:14:46,180
- to my questions? ¶...
- 283
- 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:51,122
- ¶ You just called once
- to let it go ¶...
- 284
- 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,549
- ¶ How can you say that none...
- 285
- 00:14:53,554 --> 00:14:56,026
- of this is really
- worth it ¶...
- 286
- 00:14:56,062 --> 00:15:00,362
- ¶ When we've already won? ¶...
- 287
- 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:05,770
- ¶ When we've already won. ¶
- 288
- 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,146
- What?
- 289
- 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,527
- Oh, she told you that?
- 290
- 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,298
- Yeah, we'll go to
- Okemo, Killington.
- 291
- 00:15:34,303 --> 00:15:35,430
- We'll just go up north.
- 292
- 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,332
- - We'll get away for a while.
- - Let's do it.
- 293
- 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,396
- - Christmas, you and me.
- - Deal.
- 294
- 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,374
- Listen, it's not
- like out West where,
- 295
- 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:43,104
- you know, it's
- like a commercial.
- 296
- 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,632
- You've got to ride
- three lifts to get to...
- 297
- 00:15:44,637 --> 00:15:45,840
- the top, it's like
- perfect powder.
- 298
- 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,375
- Let's be honest,
- it's not gonna be like that.
- 299
- 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,678
- Yeah, well, speaking
- of good skiing,
- 300
- 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,514
- riding the bunny hill
- has been fun all day,
- 301
- 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,857
- but, you know, I think
- I'd like to do...
- 302
- 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:57,142
- an actual run before
- we leave tonight.
- 303
- 00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,601
- Look, if you want to
- go off on your own,
- 304
- 00:15:59,606 --> 00:16:01,122
- you don't have to hang
- out with us all day.
- 305
- 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,648
- No no, it's fine.
- I'm just saying
- 306
- 00:16:02,653 --> 00:16:04,359
- I'd like to step it
- up at some point.
- 307
- 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,703
- You know, it's been
- amazing watching
- 308
- 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:06,861
- Parker fall on
- her ass all day,
- 309
- 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,266
- but, you know,
- it'd be cool to...
- 310
- 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,032
- do some real skiing.
- 311
- 00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:15,404
- I think I've had enough
- skiing for today anyway.
- 312
- 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,238
- So I can just stay
- here at the lodge...
- 313
- 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,711
- if you guys want to do more.
- 314
- 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,076
- I didn't mean that.
- I didn't mean it like that.
- 315
- 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,945
- That's not what I meant.
- I don't know what I meant.
- 316
- 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,714
- I told you I didn't...
- I didn't have to come.
- 317
- 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,586
- No no no, Parker,
- I didn't not want you to come.
- 318
- 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,915
- No, he was the one
- who suggested...
- 319
- 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,953
- you come in the first place.
- 320
- 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,017
- Okay okay.
- 321
- 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,621
- The last thing I want
- to do is intrude on guy time.
- 322
- 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,790
- I will not be offended.
- 323
- 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,829
- I have a lot of
- things I can do here.
- 324
- 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,756
- Actually, why don't
- you give me the key...
- 325
- 00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:45,133
- and I'll go check my messages?
- 326
- 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,068
- Not to the locker, no.
- You're gonna...
- 327
- 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:49,070
- come sit down for a second.
- Come here.
- 328
- 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,552
- All you're gonna
- get is a bunch...
- 329
- 00:16:50,557 --> 00:16:51,773
- of messages from your mom...
- 330
- 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,275
- complaining about this,
- complaining about that.
- 331
- 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,714
- No, I'm not gonna
- give you the key.
- 332
- 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,378
- I'm sorry if I ruined
- skiing for you today.
- 333
- 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,911
- You didn't.
- Honestly, you didn't at all.
- 334
- 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,480
- You missed the whole part of...
- 335
- 00:17:04,485 --> 00:17:06,454
- the conversation before
- you walked up...
- 336
- 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,731
- where I was
- saying, like, um...
- 337
- 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,091
- what was I saying?
- 338
- 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:10,774
- I was saying, like,
- 339
- 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:11,959
- 'Dude, this has
- been really cool.
- 340
- 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,728
- I'm glad that we sort of had
- this chance...
- 341
- 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,235
- to bond as a threesome.'
- 342
- 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,797
- What?
- 343
- 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,805
- No, I mean, I've seen you
- fall a couple times today.
- 344
- 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,441
- But Dan, I mean, I think...
- 345
- 00:17:25,446 --> 00:17:27,446
- it took him maybe
- three months...
- 346
- 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,915
- before he could even
- stand on that...
- 347
- 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,511
- thing without looking
- like a total idiot.
- 348
- 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:33,076
- No offense, buddy.
- Just the truth.
- 349
- 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,280
- Joe.
- 350
- 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:38,256
- I will catch up with you guys.
- 351
- 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,782
- - Hey. Hey.
- - Hey.
- 352
- 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,988
- I just... I wanted
- to apologize again.
- 353
- 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,961
- Yeah, it's no big deal.
- 354
- 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,563
- He's just lucky
- he didn't make me mad.
- 355
- 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,131
- I only look half your
- boyfriend's size.
- 356
- 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,263
- Ex. He's my ex-boyfriend.
- 357
- 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,044
- We're, you know, trying to...
- 358
- 00:17:54,049 --> 00:17:56,003
- still be friends
- and everything.
- 359
- 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,146
- But as you can see,
- 360
- 00:17:57,151 --> 00:17:59,007
- it's not really
- gonna work out.
- 361
- 00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,641
- No way.
- 362
- 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:03,077
- A group of us all agreed
- to go skiing this weekend.
- 363
- 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,652
- Well, whatever. It's
- this whole story...
- 364
- 00:18:04,657 --> 00:18:05,913
- and I don't want
- to hold you up.
- 365
- 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,445
- But that was just
- really embarrassing...
- 366
- 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,085
- and I just wanted
- to say sorry.
- 367
- 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,090
- That's no problem.
- 368
- 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,690
- Um, are you gonna be here
- next weekend?
- 369
- 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,259
- Yeah yeah, probably.
- 370
- 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,987
- My roommate and I
- come up like every
- 371
- 00:18:19,992 --> 00:18:21,762
- Sunday, so maybe
- I'll see you around.
- 372
- 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,895
- That would be a nice time.
- 373
- 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,566
- - Okay.
- - I guess I'll see you then.
- 374
- 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,133
- - Great. Good night.
- - Good night.
- 375
- 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,511
- Come on.
- You know what?
- 376
- 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,007
- Can I just get your
- number so I know...
- 377
- 00:18:38,012 --> 00:18:38,946
- how to catch up with you?
- 378
- 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,748
- Yeah. Yeah, sure.
- 379
- 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,187
- Shit, I don't
- ski with a phone.
- 380
- 00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:42,884
- You have a pen?
- 381
- 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,153
- I don't ski with a pen.
- Sorry.
- 382
- 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,121
- All right, you know what?
- Just shoot.
- 383
- 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,523
- I've got a pretty good memory.
- 384
- 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,668
- I've only smoked pot
- like 500 times...
- 385
- 00:18:50,673 --> 00:18:52,673
- so I'm good.
- 386
- 00:18:53,321 --> 00:18:54,961
- How can they afford
- to close early?
- 387
- 00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,930
- You're only open three days
- out of the week, man.
- 388
- 00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:58,298
- Why don't you write a letter?
- 389
- 00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,799
- Why don't you give me
- my money back?
- 390
- 00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:01,268
- What money?
- 391
- 00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,764
- We're only had,
- like, four runs.
- 392
- 00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:05,413
- - Can you give us
- a break, please?
- 393
- 00:19:05,418 --> 00:19:05,605
- 830.
- 394
- 00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:07,274
- - What?
- - Just remember 830.
- 395
- 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,747
- - Just one more time, please?
- - Sorry.
- 396
- 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:12,750
- I'd give you more money
- but I gave it all to you.
- 397
- 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:14,714
- Hey, you got a pen?
- 398
- 00:19:14,719 --> 00:19:17,584
- It's not about the money.
- We got weather coming in.
- 399
- 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:18,946
- We're trying to
- Clear the mountain.
- 400
- 00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:19,920
- There's nothing I can do.
- 401
- 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,048
- Okay, what if we
- run straight down?
- 402
- 00:19:22,053 --> 00:19:24,053
- Like the quickest run ever?
- 403
- 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,855
- We'll be, like, wicked fast.
- 404
- 00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:30,459
- We gave you 100 bucks.
- 405
- 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,970
- Come on.
- 406
- 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,575
- Please?
- 407
- 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,073
- - Hurry.
- - Like I said, wicked fast.
- 408
- 00:19:44,115 --> 00:19:46,709
- - Like the wind.
- - 7860.
- 409
- 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,575
- Seriously, for 100
- bucks you'd figure...
- 410
- 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:01,761
- the guy would cut
- us some slack.
- 411
- 00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:03,296
- No shit.
- 412
- 00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:05,498
- I thought they were open
- till 10:00 on Sundays.
- 413
- 00:20:05,503 --> 00:20:08,233
- What ever happened
- to night skiing?
- 414
- 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:11,204
- Wachusett's got night skiing.
- Should have gone there.
- 415
- 00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:13,969
- It's kind of like Quash Hill,
- just not as lame.
- 416
- 00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:16,943
- Do you remember
- the numbers I told you?
- 417
- 00:20:16,948 --> 00:20:19,143
- 830.
- 418
- 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,652
- Look at you, Lynch.
- You got her number.
- 419
- 00:20:21,686 --> 00:20:23,450
- What did He-Man
- have to say about that?
- 420
- 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,785
- That guy? Who cares?
- Steroids shrink your dick.
- 421
- 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:28,281
- Oh shit, what are my numbers?
- 422
- 00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:30,419
- 7860.
- 423
- 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:33,090
- Parker, will you
- remember that, 7860?
- 424
- 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,531
- Nope.
- 425
- 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:40,695
- - Early night, huh?
- - Yeah.
- 426
- 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,402
- Pendergraph wants to see you
- in his office.
- 427
- 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,337
- Something about the schedule
- next weekend.
- 428
- 00:20:44,342 --> 00:20:45,761
- - I'm not working
- next weekend.
- 429
- 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,140
- Well, that's what you thought.
- 430
- 00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:47,904
- Come on, Rifkin,
- 431
- 00:20:47,909 --> 00:20:49,476
- it's my brother's
- bachelor party.
- 432
- 00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,211
- I put in for it
- two months ago.
- 433
- 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,810
- Go talk to the boss.
- He's packing up.
- 434
- 00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,286
- I'm the best man.
- 435
- 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:58,985
- Ready to shut down?
- 436
- 00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:01,088
- There's three more
- on the way down.
- 437
- 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,093
- Wait for them
- and it's all set.
- 438
- 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,359
- I am not waiting
- till we get back...
- 439
- 00:21:08,364 --> 00:21:09,162
- to campus to eat.
- 440
- 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,764
- I am starving.
- 441
- 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,099
- Why didn't you just eat
- some of that pizza?
- 442
- 00:21:13,104 --> 00:21:14,438
- Oh, you mean the cardboard...
- 443
- 00:21:14,443 --> 00:21:15,869
- with tomato sauce
- you guys ate?
- 444
- 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,001
- That's not pizza.
- 445
- 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,886
- That's like rolle
- r-skating-rink-...
- 446
- 00:21:19,891 --> 00:21:21,207
- birthday-party pizza. No.
- 447
- 00:21:21,212 --> 00:21:23,084
- There's a Papa Gino's
- in the way back.
- 448
- 00:21:23,089 --> 00:21:25,011
- It's like 15 minutes
- down the mountain.
- 449
- 00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:26,746
- Sweet.
- 450
- 00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:29,982
- I may eat a whole real pizza
- myself, thank you.
- 451
- 00:21:31,022 --> 00:21:33,022
- Whoa, look at those guys.
- 452
- 00:21:33,024 --> 00:21:35,188
- We are definitely hitting
- that jump this time.
- 453
- 00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:37,423
- Last run, got to
- make it count.
- 454
- 00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:42,896
- Hey, Sullivan, hey.
- 455
- 00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:43,858
- Hey, man, do me a solid.
- 456
- 00:21:43,863 --> 00:21:45,699
- I've got to take a piss
- so bad I can taste it.
- 457
- 00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:46,515
- - What? What?
- 458
- 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,644
- I'll just be gone
- for two minutes.
- 459
- 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:53,010
- Asshole.
- 460
- 00:21:58,616 --> 00:22:02,108
- - Jesus.
- - It's just the wind, Parker.
- 461
- 00:22:02,153 --> 00:22:05,054
- Don't you mean baby?
- 462
- 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,576
- Last chair is through.
- 463
- 00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:28,578
- All set down here.
- 464
- 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,639
- Let's go home.
- 465
- 00:22:40,258 --> 00:22:42,556
- Oh, come on.
- 466
- 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:54,004
- It's freakin' cold up here!
- 467
- 00:22:54,038 --> 00:22:56,472
- We don't have time for this.
- Thank you.
- 468
- 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,319
- Anyone know any good jokes?
- 469
- 00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:11,584
- Uh...
- 470
- 00:23:13,057 --> 00:23:15,455
- what did the 14-year-old girl
- from New Hampshire...
- 471
- 00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,323
- say to her dad
- when she lost her virginity?
- 472
- 00:23:17,328 --> 00:23:19,853
- Get off me,
- you're crushing my Marlboros.
- 473
- 00:23:20,865 --> 00:23:22,865
- Yup.
- 474
- 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,142
- What do you think the worst
- way to die would be?
- 475
- 00:23:36,147 --> 00:23:38,614
- That's not morbid.
- 476
- 00:23:38,649 --> 00:23:41,777
- Yeah, seriously,
- that's kind of spooky, Dan.
- 477
- 00:23:41,819 --> 00:23:45,152
- See, I think being
- eaten by a shark,
- 478
- 00:23:45,189 --> 00:23:47,453
- that would be the
- worst way to go.
- 479
- 00:23:47,491 --> 00:23:50,971
- Not like one of those surfers
- who gets attacked from below.
- 480
- 00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:53,292
- You know, never
- sees it coming.
- 481
- 00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:56,629
- Like the poster for 'Jaws.'
- 482
- 00:23:56,667 --> 00:23:58,263
- The chick on the 'Jaws'
- poster was hot.
- 483
- 00:23:58,268 --> 00:23:59,898
- She was?
- 484
- 00:23:59,903 --> 00:24:03,134
- I don't know. She was naked
- and naked chicks are hot.
- 485
- 00:24:03,173 --> 00:24:07,667
- What if you actually saw
- the fin coming towards you?
- 486
- 00:24:09,346 --> 00:24:11,031
- That'd be worse
- than being eaten,
- 487
- 00:24:11,036 --> 00:24:11,443
- I think.
- 488
- 00:24:11,448 --> 00:24:13,364
- I mean, knowing this
- giant animal...
- 489
- 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:14,379
- is coming at you...
- 490
- 00:24:14,384 --> 00:24:17,046
- and it's gonna eat you alive.
- 491
- 00:24:19,456 --> 00:24:21,924
- Did you ever see the video,
- by the way,
- 492
- 00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,024
- of that great white
- that's jumping out...
- 493
- 00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:25,691
- of the water and
- eating the seal?
- 494
- 00:24:25,696 --> 00:24:28,096
- Yeah, that's why I
- only swim in pools.
- 495
- 00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:32,297
- I think burning would be
- the worst way to go.
- 496
- 00:24:32,302 --> 00:24:34,668
- Well, yes and no.
- 497
- 00:24:34,705 --> 00:24:36,037
- I mean, most people
- die of smoke...
- 498
- 00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:37,603
- inhalation before fire
- even touches them.
- 499
- 00:24:37,608 --> 00:24:39,872
- It's a fact.
- 500
- 00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:43,243
- I remember watching TV
- for three days straight...
- 501
- 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,510
- after 9/11.
- 502
- 00:24:45,549 --> 00:24:47,558
- The footage they
- showed of those...
- 503
- 00:24:47,563 --> 00:24:49,723
- people leaping off
- the Trade Center.
- 504
- 00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:53,886
- Can you imagine how bad
- it must have been inside...
- 505
- 00:24:53,891 --> 00:24:55,823
- to know that jumping
- would have...
- 506
- 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,828
- been the better way out?
- 507
- 00:24:59,296 --> 00:25:01,275
- Yeah, but they say
- that when you jump...
- 508
- 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,961
- from that height
- your heart stops.
- 509
- 00:25:02,966 --> 00:25:04,730
- You don't feel it
- when you hit the ground.
- 510
- 00:25:04,735 --> 00:25:07,299
- Okay then, Lynch,
- what is the worst way to die?
- 511
- 00:25:07,304 --> 00:25:09,167
- - What?
- - Oh no no no.
- 512
- 00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:11,381
- You have an answer
- for everything.
- 513
- 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,105
- What is your biggest fear?
- 514
- 00:25:13,110 --> 00:25:15,943
- That's easy.
- The sarlacc pit.
- 515
- 00:25:17,180 --> 00:25:19,512
- I'm sorry, the what?
- 516
- 00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:22,581
- The sarlacc pit
- from 'Return of the Jedi.'
- 517
- 00:25:22,586 --> 00:25:25,025
- Uh, hello. Being
- slowly digested...
- 518
- 00:25:25,030 --> 00:25:26,318
- over 1000 years...
- 519
- 00:25:26,323 --> 00:25:29,156
- worst death ever.
- 520
- 00:25:29,192 --> 00:25:32,423
- 'Dan, why don't I ever
- have a girlfriend?
- 521
- 00:25:32,462 --> 00:25:33,859
- Why?'
- 522
- 00:25:33,864 --> 00:25:36,424
- Hey, shut up.
- 523
- 00:25:41,438 --> 00:25:43,736
- Why hasn't the
- chair started again?
- 524
- 00:25:43,774 --> 00:25:46,072
- Just give it a minute.
- 525
- 00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:48,168
- This is nothing, man.
- 526
- 00:25:48,211 --> 00:25:50,577
- At Stowe last year,
- me and Sullet...
- 527
- 00:25:50,614 --> 00:25:53,447
- were stranded for
- like 25 minutes.
- 528
- 00:25:53,483 --> 00:25:57,112
- This big chick fell at the top
- and twisted her leg, you know?
- 529
- 00:25:57,154 --> 00:25:58,584
- And I was like, fine, people.
- 530
- 00:25:58,589 --> 00:26:00,118
- Just hoist her
- off to the side.
- 531
- 00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:02,956
- Keep the line moving.
- But no, they had to stop,
- 532
- 00:26:02,993 --> 00:26:03,981
- celebrate it right there.
- 533
- 00:26:03,986 --> 00:26:05,290
- We all had to stay
- on the lift...
- 534
- 00:26:05,295 --> 00:26:07,295
- and freeze our asses off.
- 535
- 00:26:07,297 --> 00:26:09,566
- Honestly, by the end
- of it I couldn't...
- 536
- 00:26:09,571 --> 00:26:11,571
- feel my fingers.
- 537
- 00:26:12,069 --> 00:26:15,095
- What? Come on.
- 538
- 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:16,802
- Oh, come on now.
- 539
- 00:26:16,807 --> 00:26:18,807
- Man, this is so messed up.
- 540
- 00:26:20,644 --> 00:26:23,112
- - Are you kidding me?
- - Dan.
- 541
- 00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:25,664
- I kind of just shat my
- pants a little bit.
- 542
- 00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:27,669
- I'm not gonna lie.
- 543
- 00:26:28,752 --> 00:26:30,649
- Hey!
- 544
- 00:26:30,654 --> 00:26:32,781
- Turn the goddamn lights on!
- 545
- 00:26:35,592 --> 00:26:37,317
- They forgot that
- we're up here.
- 546
- 00:26:37,322 --> 00:26:38,824
- No one knows we're up here.
- 547
- 00:26:38,829 --> 00:26:40,659
- They didn't forget
- that we're up here, okay?
- 548
- 00:26:40,664 --> 00:26:42,763
- There's cameras
- all over the place.
- 549
- 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:45,166
- - Hello!
- - Hey!
- 550
- 00:26:45,202 --> 00:26:48,467
- Assholes, start the chair!
- We're freezing!
- 551
- 00:26:49,673 --> 00:26:50,217
- Oh my God.
- 552
- 00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:52,404
- What if they can't
- get the chair moving?
- 553
- 00:26:52,409 --> 00:26:54,506
- What if... what if
- everyone went home?
- 554
- 00:26:54,511 --> 00:26:56,065
- Hey hey, you know
- what you need to do?
- 555
- 00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:57,009
- You need to stop, okay?
- 556
- 00:26:57,014 --> 00:26:59,111
- You're just scaring
- the shit out of me.
- 557
- 00:26:59,116 --> 00:27:01,024
- By the way, remind me to knock...
- 558
- 00:27:01,029 --> 00:27:03,081
- the shit out of
- that chairlift guy.
- 559
- 00:27:03,086 --> 00:27:04,850
- What exactly did
- you say to him?
- 560
- 00:27:04,855 --> 00:27:07,119
- What? Nothing.
- I didn't say anything to him.
- 561
- 00:27:07,124 --> 00:27:08,925
- Well, you clearly
- pissed him off...
- 562
- 00:27:08,930 --> 00:27:09,855
- enough to do this.
- 563
- 00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:11,189
- Look, he knows we're up here.
- 564
- 00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,685
- Then why are the
- lights off, Dan?
- 565
- 00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:15,093
- Is that part of their policy?
- 566
- 00:27:15,098 --> 00:27:16,862
- Turn off the lights
- and scare the customers?
- 567
- 00:27:16,867 --> 00:27:18,867
- I don't know.
- 568
- 00:27:18,902 --> 00:27:21,366
- Maybe it's a power outage
- or something, okay?
- 569
- 00:27:21,371 --> 00:27:23,371
- That stuff happens
- all the time.
- 570
- 00:27:23,407 --> 00:27:26,399
- They didn't go home.
- That's retarded.
- 571
- 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,213
- This is so messed up.
- 572
- 00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:39,548
- I mean, worst-case scenario...
- 573
- 00:27:39,589 --> 00:27:42,049
- they send up a ladder
- or something, right?
- 574
- 00:27:49,066 --> 00:27:51,534
- Worst case I could just jump.
- 575
- 00:27:52,669 --> 00:27:54,864
- I've done that before.
- 576
- 00:27:54,905 --> 00:27:57,373
- It's not so bad.
- 577
- 00:28:04,648 --> 00:28:06,219
- We have to get
- off these chairs.
- 578
- 00:28:06,224 --> 00:28:07,746
- We can't stay up
- in this chair.
- 579
- 00:28:07,751 --> 00:28:09,815
- Why isn't the goddamn chair
- moving, Dan?
- 580
- 00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:11,941
- You acting all psycho
- is not gonna...
- 581
- 00:28:11,946 --> 00:28:13,946
- make the chair
- move along, okay?
- 582
- 00:28:14,925 --> 00:28:16,925
- All right?
- 583
- 00:28:19,362 --> 00:28:22,456
- Please don't yell at me.
- 584
- 00:28:23,533 --> 00:28:25,533
- I didn't mean to yell.
- 585
- 00:28:27,136 --> 00:28:29,433
- This shit happens
- all the time though, okay?
- 586
- 00:28:29,438 --> 00:28:32,965
- I mean, they can't just leave
- people up on chairs.
- 587
- 00:28:33,008 --> 00:28:35,773
- You know the kind of lawsuit
- that they would have?
- 588
- 00:28:35,778 --> 00:28:37,778
- What other people?
- 589
- 00:28:39,148 --> 00:28:41,343
- There wasn't anybody
- in front of us.
- 590
- 00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:45,349
- They're not gonna leave us
- up here all night.
- 591
- 00:28:45,354 --> 00:28:47,754
- That's all I'm saying.
- 592
- 00:28:47,790 --> 00:28:49,286
- It's Sunday.
- 593
- 00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:51,657
- It's fucking Sunday...
- 594
- 00:28:51,694 --> 00:28:53,691
- and they're not open
- again till Friday.
- 595
- 00:28:53,696 --> 00:28:56,494
- We're gonna be stuck
- here all week.
- 596
- 00:28:56,532 --> 00:28:58,762
- Oh God.
- 597
- 00:28:58,801 --> 00:29:01,463
- We're not gonna
- be stuck up here.
- 598
- 00:29:01,504 --> 00:29:03,938
- Parker.
- Parker, look at me.
- 599
- 00:29:03,973 --> 00:29:05,969
- Come on, there is no
- way a ski resort...
- 600
- 00:29:05,974 --> 00:29:07,071
- would let that happen,
- 601
- 00:29:07,076 --> 00:29:09,442
- no matter how shitty
- they are, okay?
- 602
- 00:29:28,230 --> 00:29:30,230
- Hello!
- 603
- 00:29:30,266 --> 00:29:33,292
- Somebody help us, please!
- 604
- 00:29:33,335 --> 00:29:36,532
- - Somebody! Hello!
- - Hey hey hey.
- 605
- 00:29:36,572 --> 00:29:38,669
- - Come on, it's all right.
- - Somebody!
- 606
- 00:29:38,674 --> 00:29:40,404
- Shh.
- Come on, it's okay.
- 607
- 00:29:40,409 --> 00:29:42,406
- They're gonna turn
- the power on in a minute.
- 608
- 00:29:42,411 --> 00:29:43,888
- We're all gonna be...
- 609
- 00:29:43,893 --> 00:29:46,074
- laughing about
- this. Seriously.
- 610
- 00:29:48,918 --> 00:29:50,918
- I have to pee.
- 611
- 00:29:55,024 --> 00:29:56,554
- I have to pee wicked bad.
- 612
- 00:29:56,559 --> 00:29:58,522
- Yeah, that makes two of us.
- 613
- 00:29:58,527 --> 00:30:00,527
- Ew, Lynch.
- 614
- 00:30:00,529 --> 00:30:03,227
- If you pull your junk out
- in front of me, I might puke.
- 615
- 00:30:03,232 --> 00:30:05,150
- Well, what do you
- want me to do?
- 616
- 00:30:05,155 --> 00:30:07,155
- I've got to go.
- 617
- 00:30:07,269 --> 00:30:09,200
- How am I supposed to go?
- 618
- 00:30:09,205 --> 00:30:11,936
- I don't know. Just, you know,
- lift this up and bend down.
- 619
- 00:30:11,941 --> 00:30:14,603
- Are you crazy?
- Put the bar down.
- 620
- 00:30:14,643 --> 00:30:16,941
- It's just a safety bar, okay?
- It doesn't really do anything.
- 621
- 00:30:16,946 --> 00:30:19,486
- Well, I like the safety
- bar and I like it...
- 622
- 00:30:19,491 --> 00:30:21,312
- down where it's
- supposed to be.
- 623
- 00:30:21,317 --> 00:30:23,317
- Well, how are you gonna piss?
- 624
- 00:30:25,287 --> 00:30:28,586
- - I can hold it.
- - For a week?
- 625
- 00:30:33,128 --> 00:30:34,779
- What? She's the one saying...
- 626
- 00:30:34,784 --> 00:30:36,784
- we're gonna be
- here for a week.
- 627
- 00:30:40,269 --> 00:30:42,269
- I can hold it.
- 628
- 00:30:43,439 --> 00:30:44,902
- Well, I can't.
- I'm pissing.
- 629
- 00:30:44,907 --> 00:30:48,035
- Ew, that is so gross, Lynch.
- 630
- 00:30:48,077 --> 00:30:50,375
- Well, too bad, okay?
- 631
- 00:30:51,747 --> 00:30:53,747
- Make me wait up here...
- 632
- 00:30:53,749 --> 00:30:56,047
- in this below
- freezing weather...
- 633
- 00:30:57,953 --> 00:31:00,021
- while I wait for
- this Fisher-Price...
- 634
- 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:00,751
- lift to work.
- 635
- 00:31:00,756 --> 00:31:02,586
- Ah.
- 636
- 00:31:02,591 --> 00:31:04,991
- Oh shit.
- 637
- 00:31:34,290 --> 00:31:37,259
- Hey!
- We're up here!
- 638
- 00:31:37,293 --> 00:31:39,318
- Hello!
- 639
- 00:31:39,361 --> 00:31:41,693
- - Somebody help us!
- - Somebody!
- 640
- 00:31:41,730 --> 00:31:43,627
- - Put the bar down, Joe.
- - Help!
- 641
- 00:31:43,632 --> 00:31:46,123
- Put the goddamn bar down, Joe!
- 642
- 00:31:47,970 --> 00:31:50,070
- God, it feels like a needle.
- 643
- 00:32:26,408 --> 00:32:28,968
- Hey!
- Hey!
- 644
- 00:32:29,011 --> 00:32:31,639
- What did I tell you guys?
- 645
- 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,205
- Hello!
- 646
- 00:32:34,249 --> 00:32:37,218
- - Hey!
- - Hey, we're over here!
- 647
- 00:32:37,252 --> 00:32:39,720
- Whoo-hoo!
- 648
- 00:32:43,092 --> 00:32:45,322
- Up here!
- 649
- 00:32:45,361 --> 00:32:48,489
- - Whoo-hoo!
- - Help us!
- 650
- 00:32:48,530 --> 00:32:51,226
- Help us!
- 651
- 00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:53,266
- Cody, this is base.
- 652
- 00:32:55,404 --> 00:32:58,498
- Why is he stopping?
- 653
- 00:32:58,540 --> 00:33:01,236
- He's gonna help us.
- He sees us.
- 654
- 00:33:01,276 --> 00:33:02,573
- Go for Cody.
- 655
- 00:33:02,578 --> 00:33:04,842
- Hey man, where you at?
- 656
- 00:33:06,048 --> 00:33:08,379
- I'm cutting over to Pinewood
- to pick up Barnes.
- 657
- 00:33:08,384 --> 00:33:11,384
- No, man, Barnes just landed.
- The mountain is clear.
- 658
- 00:33:11,387 --> 00:33:13,784
- Come back to base so we can
- get the hell out of here.
- 659
- 00:33:13,789 --> 00:33:17,747
- Copy that.
- 660
- 00:33:18,926 --> 00:33:21,952
- Hey, where are you going?
- 661
- 00:33:21,996 --> 00:33:24,556
- - Hey! Hey!
- - Where's he going?
- 662
- 00:33:27,602 --> 00:33:30,264
- - What is he doing?
- - Where is he going?
- 663
- 00:33:30,304 --> 00:33:33,034
- - Up here!
- - We're up here!
- 664
- 00:33:38,513 --> 00:33:40,743
- - Hey!
- - Come on.
- 665
- 00:33:40,782 --> 00:33:42,782
- Up here.
- 666
- 00:33:46,187 --> 00:33:48,187
- Hey!
- 667
- 00:33:49,957 --> 00:33:53,620
- - Hey!
- - Please don't leave us!
- 668
- 00:33:53,661 --> 00:33:56,960
- - Look up!
- - No!
- 669
- 00:33:56,998 --> 00:34:00,297
- - Come back! Stop!
- - Hey!
- 670
- 00:34:00,334 --> 00:34:03,997
- Stop! Stop!
- 671
- 00:34:08,009 --> 00:34:10,102
- Hey, come back!
- 672
- 00:34:15,283 --> 00:34:17,649
- Come back. We're here.
- 673
- 00:34:17,685 --> 00:34:21,246
- No. No.
- 674
- 00:34:41,409 --> 00:34:44,207
- My face is burning.
- 675
- 00:34:44,245 --> 00:34:45,741
- Power's coming back on.
- 676
- 00:34:45,746 --> 00:34:48,613
- - No it isn't.
- - It has to.
- 677
- 00:34:48,649 --> 00:34:49,153
- Parker:
- 678
- 00:34:49,158 --> 00:34:51,618
- Does anybody know
- what time it is?
- 679
- 00:34:51,652 --> 00:34:55,053
- Hold on. Let me just
- run back to the locker.
- 680
- 00:34:55,089 --> 00:34:57,182
- I'll check my
- phone real quick.
- 681
- 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,024
- Okay,
- 682
- 00:35:02,063 --> 00:35:04,327
- top three breakfast cereals
- of all time.
- 683
- 00:35:04,332 --> 00:35:06,357
- Go.
- 684
- 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,164
- Okay, I'll go first.
- 685
- 00:35:08,169 --> 00:35:10,694
- Uh, crunch Berries.
- 686
- 00:35:10,738 --> 00:35:13,468
- - Stop.
- - Cinnamon Toast crunch.
- 687
- 00:35:13,508 --> 00:35:15,171
- Please stop.
- 688
- 00:35:15,176 --> 00:35:17,039
- And I'm gonna go out
- on a limb and say
- 689
- 00:35:17,044 --> 00:35:19,478
- Lucky charms
- pre purple horseshoes.
- 690
- 00:35:19,514 --> 00:35:22,381
- Is it just me or is
- it really weird...
- 691
- 00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:24,816
- eating purple horseshoes?
- 692
- 00:35:28,389 --> 00:35:30,584
- Everybody went home.
- 693
- 00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:33,321
- They left us up here.
- 694
- 00:35:35,563 --> 00:35:38,413
- Top three
- celebrities you'd do.
- 695
- 00:35:38,418 --> 00:35:39,762
- Go.
- 696
- 00:35:39,767 --> 00:35:41,767
- Somebody needs to jump.
- 697
- 00:35:43,871 --> 00:35:46,704
- If we're up here all week
- we're gonna die.
- 698
- 00:35:54,549 --> 00:35:56,744
- Hey. Shh.
- 699
- 00:35:56,784 --> 00:35:59,218
- Hey.
- 700
- 00:35:59,253 --> 00:36:01,517
- Shh shh.
- 701
- 00:36:01,556 --> 00:36:02,306
- - It's okay.
- 702
- 00:36:02,311 --> 00:36:04,376
- I don't want to
- die up here, Dan.
- 703
- 00:36:04,392 --> 00:36:07,361
- No no no.
- Hey, you're not gonna die.
- 704
- 00:36:07,395 --> 00:36:11,126
- I promise I won't let you die.
- 705
- 00:36:12,733 --> 00:36:14,963
- Okay?
- 706
- 00:36:16,604 --> 00:36:19,095
- I'm so...
- 707
- 00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:21,768
- I'm so scared.
- 708
- 00:36:21,809 --> 00:36:24,642
- Yeah, me too.
- 709
- 00:36:28,082 --> 00:36:30,710
- Oh my God.
- 710
- 00:36:32,753 --> 00:36:34,753
- Hey, guys.
- 711
- 00:36:36,490 --> 00:36:40,392
- What was the best Christmas
- present you guys ever got?
- 712
- 00:36:41,495 --> 00:36:43,725
- Shaina my puppy.
- 713
- 00:36:43,764 --> 00:36:46,392
- Hey, Dan?
- 714
- 00:36:46,434 --> 00:36:48,434
- No? Okay.
- 715
- 00:36:48,436 --> 00:36:50,597
- I guess it's my turn.
- 716
- 00:36:51,606 --> 00:36:54,734
- My skis.
- You get it?
- 717
- 00:36:56,110 --> 00:36:58,840
- - Oh shit.
- - Oh! Shit.
- 718
- 00:37:03,050 --> 00:37:05,746
- Hey. Hey.
- 719
- 00:37:05,786 --> 00:37:08,687
- Look at me.
- Look at me.
- 720
- 00:37:08,723 --> 00:37:10,816
- Look at me. Look at me.
- 721
- 00:37:10,858 --> 00:37:13,088
- Your face is...
- 722
- 00:37:13,127 --> 00:37:16,324
- it's really red.
- I think you got frostbite.
- 723
- 00:37:16,788 --> 00:37:19,458
- No, you can't get
- frostbite that fast.
- 724
- 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:21,695
- We've only been up here, what?
- 725
- 00:37:21,736 --> 00:37:24,967
- I mean, it's only been
- a few hours tops.
- 726
- 00:37:25,006 --> 00:37:27,106
- - What are you doing?
- - I'm jumping.
- 727
- 00:37:27,141 --> 00:37:28,971
- - No you're not.
- - Yes I am.
- 728
- 00:37:28,976 --> 00:37:31,307
- Even if I hurt myself
- I can get myself down...
- 729
- 00:37:31,312 --> 00:37:33,712
- and I can get us some help.
- 730
- 00:37:33,748 --> 00:37:35,011
- It's too far, man.
- You can't jump.
- 731
- 00:37:35,016 --> 00:37:37,013
- - Do you have a better idea?
- - Than jumping?
- 732
- 00:37:37,018 --> 00:37:38,648
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah, I got a better idea.
- 733
- 00:37:38,653 --> 00:37:40,916
- We can wait till the morning.
- I mean, someone's gonna come.
- 734
- 00:37:40,921 --> 00:37:42,318
- A groomer or some shit.
- 735
- 00:37:42,323 --> 00:37:43,567
- They're gonna groom
- the mountain...
- 736
- 00:37:43,572 --> 00:37:44,353
- when it's closed, huh?
- 737
- 00:37:44,358 --> 00:37:46,656
- When it's not gonna be open
- for another five days.
- 738
- 00:37:46,661 --> 00:37:49,186
- - Dan, don't leave me.
- - I can do this.
- 739
- 00:37:50,865 --> 00:37:53,800
- All right, Joe's gonna
- be here with you, okay?
- 740
- 00:37:53,834 --> 00:37:56,496
- All right?
- He'll take care of you.
- 741
- 00:37:56,537 --> 00:37:58,200
- No, man, don't do this.
- Walker, don't.
- 742
- 00:37:58,205 --> 00:38:01,368
- Dan, don't leave me.
- Please.
- 743
- 00:38:01,409 --> 00:38:03,740
- Look at me.
- Look at me.
- 744
- 00:38:05,945 --> 00:38:09,972
- You're gonna be okay, baby.
- You're gonna be okay.
- 745
- 00:38:17,857 --> 00:38:20,052
- - Dan, no.
- - Don't do this, man.
- 746
- 00:38:26,933 --> 00:38:30,391
- Remember that thing I said
- about having done this before?
- 747
- 00:38:31,905 --> 00:38:34,373
- I totally lied.
- I'm scared shitless.
- 748
- 00:39:01,568 --> 00:39:03,729
- Dan! Danny!
- 749
- 00:39:03,770 --> 00:39:06,295
- Dan, are you okay?
- Say something!
- 750
- 00:39:06,339 --> 00:39:09,137
- Oh my God.
- 751
- 00:39:10,143 --> 00:39:11,606
- Oh my God!
- 752
- 00:39:11,611 --> 00:39:14,375
- Danny!
- Talk to me, Danny!
- 753
- 00:39:14,414 --> 00:39:16,939
- Oh my God.
- 754
- 00:39:16,983 --> 00:39:19,281
- - Oh my God, my legs.
- - Dan!
- 755
- 00:39:19,319 --> 00:39:23,585
- Oh my God!
- Oh my God!
- 756
- 00:39:23,623 --> 00:39:25,887
- My legs are broken!
- Oh my God!
- 757
- 00:39:25,925 --> 00:39:28,086
- Can you move, Dan?
- 758
- 00:39:28,128 --> 00:39:30,460
- No, I can't.
- I can't move.
- 759
- 00:39:30,497 --> 00:39:32,293
- Okay, hold on.
- Hold on, baby.
- 760
- 00:39:32,298 --> 00:39:34,429
- - What are you doing?
- - I've got to get down to him.
- 761
- 00:39:34,434 --> 00:39:35,930
- Stop, you're gonna get hurt.
- Calm down.
- 762
- 00:39:35,935 --> 00:39:38,165
- No no no, stay there.
- 763
- 00:39:38,204 --> 00:39:40,635
- Don't get off the chair.
- Stay on the chair.
- 764
- 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:44,132
- - How bad is it?
- - It's bad.
- 765
- 00:39:44,177 --> 00:39:45,874
- It's really bad.
- 766
- 00:39:45,879 --> 00:39:48,883
- The bone is sticking
- out of my leg.
- 767
- 00:39:48,888 --> 00:39:49,344
- Help!
- 768
- 00:39:49,349 --> 00:39:51,476
- Help!
- 769
- 00:39:51,518 --> 00:39:53,518
- Please help!
- 770
- 00:39:53,553 --> 00:39:55,450
- Hey, Dan, buddy.
- 771
- 00:39:55,455 --> 00:39:57,051
- Dan, can you move at all?
- 772
- 00:39:57,056 --> 00:39:59,524
- No, man, it's bad.
- 773
- 00:39:59,559 --> 00:40:01,790
- You can't slide down the hill
- or anything?
- 774
- 00:40:01,795 --> 00:40:03,781
- No, I can't slide down
- the fucking hill!
- 775
- 00:40:03,786 --> 00:40:05,126
- I'm bleeding to death, man!
- 776
- 00:40:05,131 --> 00:40:07,061
- Okay okay.
- 777
- 00:40:07,066 --> 00:40:09,030
- Can you stop the bleeding?
- 778
- 00:40:09,035 --> 00:40:11,970
- - With what?
- - Hold on.
- 779
- 00:40:17,076 --> 00:40:19,076
- Here.
- 780
- 00:40:20,513 --> 00:40:22,010
- Shit!
- 781
- 00:40:22,015 --> 00:40:23,578
- Hey, Dan, hold on, man.
- 782
- 00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:24,107
- Hold on.
- 783
- 00:40:24,112 --> 00:40:26,279
- I'm gonna throw
- mine down to you.
- 784
- 00:40:26,319 --> 00:40:29,447
- Here it comes.
- Ready?
- 785
- 00:40:31,057 --> 00:40:33,057
- Can you get to it?
- 786
- 00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:35,660
- Just feel for it, buddy.
- 787
- 00:41:10,430 --> 00:41:12,990
- I got it.
- I got it.
- 788
- 00:41:13,032 --> 00:41:15,944
- Okay, Dan, you're
- gonna have to...
- 789
- 00:41:15,949 --> 00:41:17,866
- tie that to your legs.
- 790
- 00:41:17,871 --> 00:41:20,101
- Tie it onto your legs
- above where it's bleeding.
- 791
- 00:41:20,106 --> 00:41:22,836
- Okay?
- Like a tourniquet thing.
- 792
- 00:41:32,218 --> 00:41:35,619
- Okay, hold on. Wait.
- Here, take my coat.
- 793
- 00:41:35,655 --> 00:41:39,250
- No, leave your coat on.
- Don't take your coat off.
- 794
- 00:41:39,292 --> 00:41:41,222
- It's okay.
- I can huddle next to Lynch.
- 795
- 00:41:41,227 --> 00:41:43,227
- - Please.
- - Leave your coat on!
- 796
- 00:41:53,306 --> 00:41:55,536
- Fuck!
- 797
- 00:42:03,149 --> 00:42:05,947
- - Hey. Hey, Dan.
- - What?
- 798
- 00:42:05,985 --> 00:42:08,249
- Maybe I can climb
- up to the cable...
- 799
- 00:42:08,288 --> 00:42:10,585
- and get to a chair
- that's closer to the ground.
- 800
- 00:42:10,590 --> 00:42:13,621
- You've got to be careful, man.
- Those cables are razor sharp.
- 801
- 00:42:13,626 --> 00:42:15,556
- You think you can
- pull yourself...
- 802
- 00:42:15,561 --> 00:42:17,358
- across on these chairs?
- 803
- 00:42:17,363 --> 00:42:18,626
- I can't even do a pull-up.
- 804
- 00:42:18,631 --> 00:42:20,495
- You never even tried
- to do a fucking pull-up.
- 805
- 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,624
- Your mom had to
- write you a letter...
- 806
- 00:42:22,629 --> 00:42:24,669
- so you could get
- out of gym class.
- 807
- 00:42:26,172 --> 00:42:28,333
- - Hey, Joe.
- - Yeah?
- 808
- 00:42:28,374 --> 00:42:31,002
- Remember Jenny Bluth?
- Huh?
- 809
- 00:42:31,044 --> 00:42:31,799
- Remember her?
- 810
- 00:42:31,804 --> 00:42:33,608
- She could do a
- fucking pull-up.
- 811
- 00:42:33,613 --> 00:42:35,343
- I know, but...
- 812
- 00:42:35,348 --> 00:42:36,786
- even if I get to that chair,
- 813
- 00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:38,846
- how many more chairs
- is it gonna take...
- 814
- 00:42:38,851 --> 00:42:41,671
- before I get to one
- that's closer to the ground?
- 815
- 00:42:42,288 --> 00:42:43,952
- The poles.
- 816
- 00:42:43,957 --> 00:42:45,887
- The poles, they all have
- ladders on them, okay?
- 817
- 00:42:45,892 --> 00:42:47,288
- The lift poles.
- 818
- 00:42:47,293 --> 00:42:49,057
- You just have to find
- your way to one of those.
- 819
- 00:42:49,062 --> 00:42:51,061
- Okay.
- 820
- 00:42:51,063 --> 00:42:54,794
- Okay, how far is that chair
- away from the pole?
- 821
- 00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:57,631
- - I don't know.
- - Just give me a second.
- 822
- 00:42:57,669 --> 00:43:00,103
- Give me a second, all right?
- 823
- 00:43:00,138 --> 00:43:02,538
- Wait, what if you fall too?
- 824
- 00:43:02,574 --> 00:43:04,934
- Parker, if we stay up
- here we're gonna...
- 825
- 00:43:04,939 --> 00:43:07,039
- freeze to death
- and he's gonna die.
- 826
- 00:43:08,347 --> 00:43:08,990
- Okay, Dan.
- 827
- 00:43:08,995 --> 00:43:11,316
- Dan, I'm gonna try
- and scale back...
- 828
- 00:43:11,350 --> 00:43:13,443
- to the next chair.
- 829
- 00:43:15,988 --> 00:43:17,818
- Baby.
- 830
- 00:43:17,823 --> 00:43:20,053
- Baby, was that you?
- 831
- 00:43:20,092 --> 00:43:23,619
- - What?
- - Hey, shut up, Dan. Shut up.
- 832
- 00:43:25,497 --> 00:43:27,829
- Oh my God.
- 833
- 00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:30,892
- Oh my God.
- That was a wolf.
- 834
- 00:43:30,936 --> 00:43:33,333
- Dan, that's not a wolf, man.
- That's a coyote or something.
- 835
- 00:43:33,573 --> 00:43:35,602
- I know the sound
- of a fucking wolf!
- 836
- 00:43:35,607 --> 00:43:37,973
- - Help!
- - They're scared of people.
- 837
- 00:43:38,010 --> 00:43:40,478
- - Help me!
- - Come on, relax.
- 838
- 00:43:40,512 --> 00:43:41,779
- When was the last
- time you heard...
- 839
- 00:43:41,784 --> 00:43:42,943
- of a wolf attack
- in New England?
- 840
- 00:43:42,948 --> 00:43:46,042
- Never.
- They're pussies, man.
- 841
- 00:43:46,084 --> 00:43:49,024
- The wolves around here,
- they're not even that big.
- 842
- 00:43:50,922 --> 00:43:54,756
- Hey. Hey, listen.
- It could be worse, right?
- 843
- 00:43:54,793 --> 00:43:56,793
- How could it be worse?
- 844
- 00:43:59,197 --> 00:44:01,324
- It could be the sarlacc pit.
- 845
- 00:44:01,366 --> 00:44:05,097
- Hey, Parker came through
- with the tension breaker, bud.
- 846
- 00:44:05,137 --> 00:44:07,503
- Your girl's all right, Walker.
- 847
- 00:44:07,539 --> 00:44:10,508
- - Hey, she's all right.
- - Just climb.
- 848
- 00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:13,010
- Please, please just climb.
- 849
- 00:44:13,045 --> 00:44:16,276
- Okay, hold on.
- Hold on, I'm coming.
- 850
- 00:44:20,419 --> 00:44:22,215
- Hold on.
- 851
- 00:44:22,220 --> 00:44:24,848
- It'll be okay, Dan.
- 852
- 00:44:27,826 --> 00:44:29,496
- You know it's funny,
- I was never...
- 853
- 00:44:29,501 --> 00:44:31,124
- afraid of heights
- until right now.
- 854
- 00:44:31,129 --> 00:44:33,460
- - Okay, what can I do to help?
- - I don't know.
- 855
- 00:44:33,465 --> 00:44:35,465
- Just hold on to my legs.
- 856
- 00:44:35,467 --> 00:44:37,998
- I mean, you can't stop me
- from falling but it's...
- 857
- 00:44:38,003 --> 00:44:40,000
- it's like psychological
- or something.
- 858
- 00:44:40,005 --> 00:44:42,530
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 859
- 00:44:44,342 --> 00:44:46,506
- Oh shit, it's high.
- It's really fucking high.
- 860
- 00:44:46,511 --> 00:44:47,869
- - What can I do to help?
- 861
- 00:44:47,874 --> 00:44:49,743
- Nothing. Just stop
- talking, okay?
- 862
- 00:44:49,748 --> 00:44:51,748
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 863
- 00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:54,241
- Come on.
- 864
- 00:45:00,258 --> 00:45:02,155
- Please hurry!
- 865
- 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,390
- Dan, just be quiet, okay?
- 866
- 00:45:08,133 --> 00:45:10,133
- Oh God.
- 867
- 00:45:11,803 --> 00:45:13,803
- Shit, it's all ice.
- 868
- 00:45:13,839 --> 00:45:17,240
- Hey, Dan.
- Dan, buddy, it's all ice.
- 869
- 00:45:17,275 --> 00:45:20,335
- But I think if we knock it off
- I can get to the top.
- 870
- 00:45:21,613 --> 00:45:23,613
- Hold on.
- 871
- 00:45:25,851 --> 00:45:27,851
- Shit.
- 872
- 00:45:43,835 --> 00:45:46,736
- Oh shit.
- 873
- 00:45:47,739 --> 00:45:49,969
- What am I supposed to do?
- 874
- 00:45:53,845 --> 00:45:56,313
- You guys!
- 875
- 00:45:56,348 --> 00:45:58,348
- What the fuck
- am I supposed to do?
- 876
- 00:46:01,186 --> 00:46:03,186
- Get the hell away from him!
- 877
- 00:46:12,597 --> 00:46:14,597
- Hey.
- Hey, are you all right?
- 878
- 00:46:14,599 --> 00:46:16,692
- Yeah.
- 879
- 00:46:16,735 --> 00:46:18,828
- Yeah, I'm alive.
- 880
- 00:46:20,405 --> 00:46:22,369
- See, I told you, man.
- 881
- 00:46:22,374 --> 00:46:25,639
- They're more afraid of you
- than you are of them. Huh?
- 882
- 00:46:25,677 --> 00:46:28,578
- I don't know, man.
- I'm pretty afraid.
- 883
- 00:46:28,613 --> 00:46:30,443
- I know, man.
- I know.
- 884
- 00:46:30,448 --> 00:46:33,042
- I can't feel my legs anymore.
- 885
- 00:46:33,084 --> 00:46:36,383
- That's not good, right?
- 886
- 00:46:36,421 --> 00:46:39,481
- I mean, they
- don't hurt as bad,
- 887
- 00:46:39,524 --> 00:46:41,651
- but that's not good.
- 888
- 00:46:41,693 --> 00:46:44,124
- No no, it's fine.
- You're gonna be all right.
- 889
- 00:46:44,129 --> 00:46:46,529
- Okay, it's probably
- really really bad.
- 890
- 00:46:46,565 --> 00:46:48,528
- We're got to move and get...
- 891
- 00:46:48,533 --> 00:46:51,058
- Hey hey hey.
- Go like this.
- 892
- 00:46:51,102 --> 00:46:53,593
- Ow.
- Ow, it's like a sunburn.
- 893
- 00:46:53,638 --> 00:46:55,711
- - No no, I think
- it's frostbite.
- 894
- 00:46:55,716 --> 00:46:56,069
- What?
- 895
- 00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:58,174
- Is my face changing
- color anywhere?
- 896
- 00:46:58,977 --> 00:47:01,411
- I don't know.
- I can't see anything.
- 897
- 00:47:01,446 --> 00:47:03,376
- Don't... don't touch it.
- Stop.
- 898
- 00:47:03,381 --> 00:47:05,381
- - Stop.
- - But it itches now.
- 899
- 00:47:05,383 --> 00:47:06,588
- I know, but if you
- rub your face...
- 900
- 00:47:06,593 --> 00:47:07,280
- it's gonna come off.
- 901
- 00:47:07,285 --> 00:47:08,582
- Will you just hurry
- up up there? !
- 902
- 00:47:08,587 --> 00:47:10,851
- Okay, I'm trying.
- Hold on.
- 903
- 00:47:10,889 --> 00:47:12,889
- Shit.
- 904
- 00:47:28,406 --> 00:47:29,769
- Be careful.
- 905
- 00:47:29,774 --> 00:47:32,641
- Okay, just don't talk.
- 906
- 00:47:35,947 --> 00:47:38,245
- I can do this.
- 907
- 00:47:44,255 --> 00:47:46,185
- Oh, I got you.
- 908
- 00:47:46,190 --> 00:47:48,190
- Shit, it's slippery.
- 909
- 00:47:48,959 --> 00:47:51,120
- Don't look down.
- 910
- 00:47:56,267 --> 00:47:58,394
- My boots are so heavy.
- 911
- 00:48:13,384 --> 00:48:16,444
- The cable is cutting
- through my gloves.
- 912
- 00:48:19,623 --> 00:48:21,750
- Do you got it?
- 913
- 00:48:30,501 --> 00:48:32,501
- Oh, my hands.
- 914
- 00:48:36,507 --> 00:48:38,532
- Oh my God.
- 915
- 00:48:38,575 --> 00:48:40,702
- What?
- What's wrong?
- 916
- 00:48:40,744 --> 00:48:43,178
- Oh my God.
- Okay.
- 917
- 00:48:44,715 --> 00:48:47,343
- What is it? What?
- 918
- 00:48:48,819 --> 00:48:50,819
- I got you.
- I got you, you're okay.
- 919
- 00:48:50,854 --> 00:48:52,854
- I got you.
- 920
- 00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:55,381
- You're okay.
- 921
- 00:48:55,426 --> 00:48:57,156
- What's wrong?
- 922
- 00:48:57,161 --> 00:48:58,657
- - What's wrong?
- - Don't look down.
- 923
- 00:48:58,662 --> 00:49:00,755
- - What?
- - Don't look. Don't look.
- 924
- 00:49:01,765 --> 00:49:03,329
- - Lynch.
- - Yeah, man?
- 925
- 00:49:03,334 --> 00:49:05,962
- Don't you let her look.
- 926
- 00:49:06,003 --> 00:49:08,202
- - Don't you fucking
- let her look.
- 927
- 00:49:08,207 --> 00:49:08,500
- Dan!
- 928
- 00:49:08,505 --> 00:49:10,905
- - Shh.
- - Dan!
- 929
- 00:49:10,941 --> 00:49:13,239
- No, I won't, man.
- 930
- 00:49:13,277 --> 00:49:15,174
- Don't.
- 931
- 00:49:15,179 --> 00:49:17,909
- Don't you let her look!
- 932
- 00:49:17,948 --> 00:49:21,179
- Dan!
- 933
- 00:49:26,256 --> 00:49:28,588
- Let me look.
- I need to look.
- 934
- 00:49:28,625 --> 00:49:31,150
- I need to look!
- 935
- 00:49:31,195 --> 00:49:33,322
- No!
- 936
- 00:49:35,199 --> 00:49:37,997
- No! Dan!
- 937
- 00:49:38,035 --> 00:49:40,560
- Let me look!
- 938
- 00:49:44,742 --> 00:49:47,939
- - No!
- - Oh my God. Oh my God.
- 939
- 00:49:47,978 --> 00:49:51,175
- Oh my God.
- 940
- 00:49:53,384 --> 00:49:55,875
- Oh God.
- Think about Dan.
- 941
- 00:50:01,725 --> 00:50:03,555
- Shh shh.
- 942
- 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,140
- Don't listen to it.
- Just don't listen to it.
- 943
- 00:50:06,163 --> 00:50:08,256
- Don't listen to it.
- 944
- 00:50:15,339 --> 00:50:17,864
- Okay. Okay.
- 945
- 00:50:17,908 --> 00:50:20,706
- Okay.
- 946
- 00:50:38,495 --> 00:50:40,793
- Dan!
- 947
- 00:50:47,938 --> 00:50:49,938
- No, Dan.
- 948
- 00:50:55,012 --> 00:50:57,310
- No!
- 949
- 00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:27,502
- Cables cut through my gloves.
- 950
- 00:51:27,544 --> 00:51:29,705
- My hands are wasted.
- 951
- 00:51:30,714 --> 00:51:32,714
- Why'd you let him jump?
- 952
- 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:39,154
- You can't be serious.
- 953
- 00:51:40,157 --> 00:51:42,157
- It was too far.
- 954
- 00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:45,719
- No, he said he could do it.
- 955
- 00:51:45,762 --> 00:51:48,128
- You didn't try to stop him.
- 956
- 00:51:53,203 --> 00:51:56,034
- I can't believe this.
- Are you trying to blame me?
- 957
- 00:51:56,039 --> 00:51:58,003
- No.
- 958
- 00:51:58,008 --> 00:51:59,605
- No, I'm not blaming you.
- 959
- 00:51:59,610 --> 00:52:01,106
- I mean, you're his girlfriend.
- 960
- 00:52:01,111 --> 00:52:02,527
- I didn't see you
- trying to throw...
- 961
- 00:52:02,532 --> 00:52:03,542
- yourself in front of him.
- 962
- 00:52:03,547 --> 00:52:05,879
- He wasn't going
- to listen to me.
- 963
- 00:52:05,916 --> 00:52:07,916
- But he would have
- listened to me?
- 964
- 00:52:09,620 --> 00:52:11,747
- No, I said it was a bad idea.
- 965
- 00:52:11,788 --> 00:52:13,552
- I said it was too far a drop.
- 966
- 00:52:13,557 --> 00:52:15,553
- I didn't hear any
- ideas from you...
- 967
- 00:52:15,558 --> 00:52:17,558
- except for crying about it.
- 968
- 00:52:18,128 --> 00:52:20,153
- Don't you fucking blame me.
- 969
- 00:52:22,432 --> 00:52:24,601
- You've been his
- girlfriend for what,
- 970
- 00:52:24,606 --> 00:52:25,063
- a year?
- 971
- 00:52:25,068 --> 00:52:27,067
- Maybe?
- 972
- 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,666
- I've known him
- my entire fucking life.
- 973
- 00:52:34,877 --> 00:52:36,607
- You should've...
- 974
- 00:52:36,612 --> 00:52:38,739
- - you should've...
- - What?
- 975
- 00:52:40,983 --> 00:52:43,008
- Say it!
- 976
- 00:52:45,087 --> 00:52:47,112
- It should've been me.
- 977
- 00:52:47,156 --> 00:52:49,556
- - No.
- - That's what you want to say.
- 978
- 00:52:49,592 --> 00:52:51,856
- No, that's...
- that's not what I said.
- 979
- 00:52:51,894 --> 00:52:54,727
- It's okay. I get it.
- I get it.
- 980
- 00:52:54,764 --> 00:52:56,794
- It should have been me
- down there, right?
- 981
- 00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:58,229
- 'Cause who gives
- a fuck about me?
- 982
- 00:52:58,234 --> 00:53:00,234
- No.
- 983
- 00:53:01,571 --> 00:53:03,167
- You know what?
- 984
- 00:53:03,172 --> 00:53:04,537
- If we hadn't spent
- the entire day...
- 985
- 00:53:04,542 --> 00:53:05,603
- on the fucking bunny hill...
- 986
- 00:53:05,608 --> 00:53:07,572
- watching you fall
- on your ass...
- 987
- 00:53:07,577 --> 00:53:09,574
- we would have done some runs
- and we could have gone home.
- 988
- 00:53:09,579 --> 00:53:11,706
- I'm sorry.
- 989
- 00:53:13,416 --> 00:53:16,283
- Or maybe if you hadn't
- fucked with our thing.
- 990
- 00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:18,549
- Maybe if you had
- just stayed home...
- 991
- 00:53:18,588 --> 00:53:20,715
- and not tried to
- force yourself...
- 992
- 00:53:20,756 --> 00:53:22,853
- into every little
- aspect of his life...
- 993
- 00:53:22,858 --> 00:53:24,989
- my best friend
- wouldn't be dead right now.
- 994
- 00:53:24,994 --> 00:53:27,394
- That's...
- 995
- 00:53:27,430 --> 00:53:29,260
- not fair.
- 996
- 00:53:29,265 --> 00:53:31,265
- That's not fair.
- 997
- 00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:36,600
- It's not fair
- that my best friend is dead.
- 998
- 00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:40,941
- He's not coming back.
- He's gone.
- 999
- 00:53:44,947 --> 00:53:48,075
- - I'm sorry.
- - Fuck you!
- 1000
- 00:54:09,238 --> 00:54:11,238
- I'm sorry.
- 1001
- 00:54:14,577 --> 00:54:16,540
- I'm sorry.
- 1002
- 00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:19,537
- I'm so sorry, Lynch.
- 1003
- 00:54:20,983 --> 00:54:22,983
- Please.
- 1004
- 00:54:31,093 --> 00:54:33,152
- I'm sorry.
- 1005
- 00:54:34,163 --> 00:54:37,724
- I'm sorry.
- I didn't mean it.
- 1006
- 00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:47,332
- I'm sorry.
- I didn't mean it, okay?
- 1007
- 00:54:47,376 --> 00:54:49,810
- I didn't mean it.
- 1008
- 00:55:05,695 --> 00:55:07,695
- 830.
- 1009
- 00:55:08,898 --> 00:55:10,861
- Oh shit.
- 1010
- 00:55:10,866 --> 00:55:13,357
- What were my numbers?
- 1011
- 00:55:13,402 --> 00:55:16,530
- - 786...
- - 7860.
- 1012
- 00:55:17,707 --> 00:55:20,505
- 830-7860.
- 1013
- 00:55:20,543 --> 00:55:22,543
- Yeah.
- 1014
- 00:55:22,578 --> 00:55:25,274
- I'm so gonna call that girl
- when I get back.
- 1015
- 00:55:25,314 --> 00:55:27,578
- You know what?
- 1016
- 00:55:27,616 --> 00:55:30,414
- I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
- No messing around.
- 1017
- 00:55:30,419 --> 00:55:31,790
- I'm just gonna call
- her and I'm gonna...
- 1018
- 00:55:31,795 --> 00:55:32,583
- be like, 'Hey, Shannon.
- 1019
- 00:55:32,588 --> 00:55:35,319
- It's Joe from the chairlift.
- Will you marry me?'
- 1020
- 00:55:35,324 --> 00:55:37,451
- We'll get a house,
- have two kids...
- 1021
- 00:55:37,493 --> 00:55:39,223
- and a dog named Steve.
- 1022
- 00:55:39,228 --> 00:55:41,721
- - Who's gonna pay
- for the house?
- 1023
- 00:55:41,726 --> 00:55:42,460
- She will.
- 1024
- 00:55:42,465 --> 00:55:44,592
- She's got a great job.
- 1025
- 00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:46,564
- What does she do?
- 1026
- 00:55:46,569 --> 00:55:49,129
- Orthodontist.
- 1027
- 00:55:49,589 --> 00:55:51,602
- Orthodontists make
- a lot of money.
- 1028
- 00:55:51,607 --> 00:55:53,471
- Yeah.
- 1029
- 00:55:53,476 --> 00:55:57,037
- Well, I'm sure the two of you
- will be really happy.
- 1030
- 00:55:58,414 --> 00:56:01,645
- 830-7860.
- 1031
- 00:56:03,786 --> 00:56:05,483
- Who names their dog Steve?
- 1032
- 00:56:05,488 --> 00:56:07,752
- I will.
- 1033
- 00:56:09,024 --> 00:56:11,219
- Steve's a people name.
- 1034
- 00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:13,490
- Says who?
- 1035
- 00:56:16,198 --> 00:56:18,362
- You don't, like,
- go to someone's house...
- 1036
- 00:56:18,367 --> 00:56:21,996
- and have them say,
- 'Here, meet my dog Steve.'
- 1037
- 00:56:23,038 --> 00:56:23,487
- Why not?
- 1038
- 00:56:23,492 --> 00:56:25,636
- I think Steve's a
- good name for a dog.
- 1039
- 00:56:25,641 --> 00:56:27,973
- Here, meet my cat Chris.
- 1040
- 00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:30,740
- No cat.
- 1041
- 00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:33,840
- Just a dog...
- Steve.
- 1042
- 00:56:37,219 --> 00:56:39,744
- Shaina must be so hungry.
- 1043
- 00:56:43,292 --> 00:56:44,889
- What kind of pizza
- should we get?
- 1044
- 00:56:44,894 --> 00:56:46,894
- The poor thing.
- 1045
- 00:56:48,364 --> 00:56:51,128
- She's just a puppy.
- 1046
- 00:56:52,501 --> 00:56:56,198
- She's not gonna understand
- that I died.
- 1047
- 00:56:58,307 --> 00:57:00,832
- She's gonna think that I left,
- 1048
- 00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:02,876
- that I forgot about her.
- 1049
- 00:57:03,979 --> 00:57:06,607
- She's probably waiting...
- 1050
- 00:57:06,649 --> 00:57:09,049
- by the front door right now.
- 1051
- 00:57:09,084 --> 00:57:12,815
- At every little noise
- that she hears...
- 1052
- 00:57:12,855 --> 00:57:14,350
- in the hallway,
- 1053
- 00:57:14,355 --> 00:57:17,620
- she's probably
- cocking her little head...
- 1054
- 00:57:17,659 --> 00:57:19,854
- to the side...
- 1055
- 00:57:19,894 --> 00:57:22,522
- wondering when
- I'm gonna come in.
- 1056
- 00:57:22,564 --> 00:57:25,158
- But I won't.
- 1057
- 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,498
- I won't come in.
- 1058
- 00:57:27,535 --> 00:57:30,663
- And she's gonna...
- she's gonna starve to death.
- 1059
- 00:57:34,108 --> 00:57:36,072
- She's gonna starve to death...
- 1060
- 00:57:36,077 --> 00:57:39,672
- waiting for me to come in.
- 1061
- 00:57:39,714 --> 00:57:42,012
- It's all my fault.
- 1062
- 00:57:42,050 --> 00:57:44,848
- She's not gonna
- starve to death.
- 1063
- 00:57:44,886 --> 00:57:47,582
- You're not gonna die, Parker.
- 1064
- 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:51,991
- I'm the only one with a key
- to my apartment, though.
- 1065
- 00:57:52,026 --> 00:57:53,477
- Yeah, I know, but
- the neighbors...
- 1066
- 00:57:53,482 --> 00:57:54,591
- will kick the door down...
- 1067
- 00:57:54,596 --> 00:57:57,497
- if she doesn't stop barking.
- 1068
- 00:57:57,532 --> 00:57:59,932
- Someone will figure it out.
- 1069
- 00:57:59,968 --> 00:58:02,334
- She'll be just fine.
- 1070
- 00:58:04,239 --> 00:58:06,239
- So will you.
- 1071
- 00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:08,834
- So will we.
- 1072
- 00:58:17,318 --> 00:58:19,318
- I just want to see my mom.
- 1073
- 00:58:22,056 --> 00:58:24,056
- And my dad.
- 1074
- 01:01:09,123 --> 01:01:11,717
- Ah!
- 1075
- 01:01:18,399 --> 01:01:21,095
- I thought I was dreaming.
- 1076
- 01:01:21,135 --> 01:01:24,036
- I thought I was dreaming this.
- 1077
- 01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,774
- - You okay?
- - I'm fine.
- 1078
- 01:01:37,151 --> 01:01:39,151
- Your frostbite is
- getting worse.
- 1079
- 01:01:40,021 --> 01:01:42,841
- - Really? How bad...
- - Don't touch it. It's bad.
- 1080
- 01:01:45,259 --> 01:01:47,123
- It doesn't itch
- as much anymore.
- 1081
- 01:01:47,128 --> 01:01:49,562
- Okay, don't touch
- your face though.
- 1082
- 01:01:51,999 --> 01:01:53,763
- When we get out of here
- I'm gonna get you to a doctor.
- 1083
- 01:01:53,768 --> 01:01:56,328
- - They'll fix it right away.
- - You have...
- 1084
- 01:01:56,370 --> 01:01:58,998
- You have red marks
- on your face too.
- 1085
- 01:02:02,442 --> 01:02:04,467
- They'll fix me up too.
- 1086
- 01:02:06,113 --> 01:02:08,513
- Don't. Don't.
- Don't touch it. It's bad.
- 1087
- 01:02:12,786 --> 01:02:14,786
- Well, it's the morning.
- 1088
- 01:02:16,790 --> 01:02:18,687
- Maybe someone
- will come up now.
- 1089
- 01:02:18,692 --> 01:02:20,785
- For what?
- 1090
- 01:02:22,796 --> 01:02:24,991
- Mountain maintenance.
- I don't know.
- 1091
- 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:28,737
- Besides, if we don't
- show up for class...
- 1092
- 01:02:28,742 --> 01:02:29,898
- people will start
- looking for us.
- 1093
- 01:02:29,903 --> 01:02:31,928
- No one knows we're here.
- 1094
- 01:02:33,540 --> 01:02:35,770
- I didn't tell anyone
- I was coming.
- 1095
- 01:02:38,145 --> 01:02:39,641
- Help!
- 1096
- 01:02:39,646 --> 01:02:42,638
- We need help!
- 1097
- 01:02:51,091 --> 01:02:54,271
- If I can get to that pole
- I can climb down the ladder.
- 1098
- 01:02:58,064 --> 01:03:01,004
- How are you gonna climb
- with your hands like that?
- 1099
- 01:03:02,569 --> 01:03:04,399
- We won't make it
- another night.
- 1100
- 01:03:04,404 --> 01:03:06,668
- Are you sure you
- don't want to...
- 1101
- 01:03:06,706 --> 01:03:09,038
- wait a few hours?
- 1102
- 01:03:09,075 --> 01:03:11,075
- I mean, maybe you're right.
- 1103
- 01:03:11,111 --> 01:03:13,978
- Maybe someone's
- coming in today.
- 1104
- 01:05:38,158 --> 01:05:40,718
- The sun feels good.
- 1105
- 01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:44,287
- First we're freezing,
- now we're gonna get sunburned.
- 1106
- 01:05:44,331 --> 01:05:46,697
- Be careful what you
- wish for, right?
- 1107
- 01:05:46,733 --> 01:05:49,327
- How come you
- never have a girlfriend?
- 1108
- 01:05:49,848 --> 01:05:52,463
- How am I supposed
- to answer that?
- 1109
- 01:05:52,979 --> 01:05:55,133
- I just mean you're
- a decent guy.
- 1110
- 01:05:55,175 --> 01:05:57,405
- And chicks dig you.
- 1111
- 01:05:57,444 --> 01:06:00,140
- But you never
- have a relationship.
- 1112
- 01:06:02,361 --> 01:06:04,012
- I had a serious
- girlfriend once.
- 1113
- 01:06:04,017 --> 01:06:06,577
- - High school doesn't count.
- - No.
- 1114
- 01:06:06,619 --> 01:06:08,917
- No, post high school.
- Freshman year.
- 1115
- 01:06:08,955 --> 01:06:10,885
- Who?
- 1116
- 01:06:10,890 --> 01:06:13,688
- This girl Annie.
- 1117
- 01:06:13,727 --> 01:06:17,219
- We met at freshman
- orientation.
- 1118
- 01:06:17,263 --> 01:06:19,857
- We emailed each other
- during the summer.
- 1119
- 01:06:19,899 --> 01:06:22,731
- When we got back to school
- it was like we were dating.
- 1120
- 01:06:22,736 --> 01:06:24,265
- Oh.
- 1121
- 01:06:24,270 --> 01:06:27,398
- I just really felt it
- with her, you know?
- 1122
- 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:29,971
- We were into the same stuff,
- which was cool.
- 1123
- 01:06:29,976 --> 01:06:32,206
- She was way into Aerosmith.
- 1124
- 01:06:32,245 --> 01:06:34,442
- I'd seen 'em five times.
- She'd seem 'em eight.
- 1125
- 01:06:34,447 --> 01:06:36,881
- What happened?
- 1126
- 01:06:39,719 --> 01:06:41,719
- She, uh...
- 1127
- 01:06:42,956 --> 01:06:46,255
- had the same favorite
- movie as me... ET.
- 1128
- 01:06:47,494 --> 01:06:50,360
- It was like soulmates,
- that shit you read about.
- 1129
- 01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:57,367
- So what happened?
- 1130
- 01:06:58,470 --> 01:07:00,300
- Same old shit.
- 1131
- 01:07:00,305 --> 01:07:02,535
- No.
- 1132
- 01:07:02,574 --> 01:07:05,099
- You know what happened?
- She...
- 1133
- 01:07:05,144 --> 01:07:07,144
- she liked another guy.
- 1134
- 01:07:08,614 --> 01:07:13,244
- This fraternity douchebag
- named Dean.
- 1135
- 01:07:14,586 --> 01:07:17,054
- She dumped you for a frat guy?
- 1136
- 01:07:17,089 --> 01:07:18,919
- No.
- 1137
- 01:07:18,924 --> 01:07:21,119
- No, I dumped her.
- 1138
- 01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,390
- We were in the
- cafeteria, right?
- 1139
- 01:07:23,429 --> 01:07:24,858
- You know, we were
- having lunch,
- 1140
- 01:07:24,863 --> 01:07:25,692
- facing each other.
- 1141
- 01:07:25,697 --> 01:07:27,752
- I was facing the
- wall and she was...
- 1142
- 01:07:27,757 --> 01:07:29,757
- facing everybody behind me.
- 1143
- 01:07:32,871 --> 01:07:34,930
- And I kept seeing her, like,
- 1144
- 01:07:34,973 --> 01:07:36,341
- you know, looking at somebody.
- 1145
- 01:07:36,346 --> 01:07:37,805
- You know, like
- kind of laughing.
- 1146
- 01:07:37,810 --> 01:07:39,706
- And I was just like,
- you know,
- 1147
- 01:07:39,711 --> 01:07:41,642
- 'What's so funny?' You know?
- 1148
- 01:07:41,647 --> 01:07:43,877
- And, you know, like,
- 'What the hell is going on?'
- 1149
- 01:07:43,882 --> 01:07:45,882
- And she said...
- 1150
- 01:07:49,455 --> 01:07:51,855
- she said,
- 'Dean's making fun of you.'
- 1151
- 01:07:51,890 --> 01:07:53,956
- So I turn around
- and I'm ready to...
- 1152
- 01:07:53,961 --> 01:07:56,061
- just beat the shit
- out of this guy.
- 1153
- 01:07:57,663 --> 01:08:00,603
- But all I can see are these
- random fucking people.
- 1154
- 01:08:00,632 --> 01:08:02,759
- All these faces.
- 1155
- 01:08:02,801 --> 01:08:06,601
- This guy was making eyes
- at my girl and could see me...
- 1156
- 01:08:06,638 --> 01:08:09,607
- but I couldn't see him.
- 1157
- 01:08:13,011 --> 01:08:15,309
- That's messed up.
- 1158
- 01:08:17,316 --> 01:08:19,443
- I never felt so stupid.
- 1159
- 01:08:21,086 --> 01:08:23,316
- I just walked out.
- 1160
- 01:08:24,323 --> 01:08:26,253
- You just walked out?
- 1161
- 01:08:26,258 --> 01:08:27,487
- Yeah, I told her
- to laugh it up...
- 1162
- 01:08:27,492 --> 01:08:28,322
- with Dean the frat guy.
- 1163
- 01:08:28,327 --> 01:08:30,057
- I was out.
- 1164
- 01:08:30,062 --> 01:08:32,530
- That sucks.
- 1165
- 01:08:34,900 --> 01:08:37,731
- Maybe I shouldn't have been
- so quick to walk away.
- 1166
- 01:08:37,736 --> 01:08:40,667
- You know, maybe I should
- have had a thicker skin...
- 1167
- 01:08:40,672 --> 01:08:42,772
- and not been
- such a sensitive bitch.
- 1168
- 01:08:49,248 --> 01:08:52,547
- Sometimes I feel like
- I was just insecure.
- 1169
- 01:08:52,584 --> 01:08:54,677
- Maybe I screwed up.
- 1170
- 01:08:57,689 --> 01:08:59,884
- You should tell her that.
- 1171
- 01:08:59,925 --> 01:09:02,985
- When you get home
- you should call her.
- 1172
- 01:09:05,697 --> 01:09:07,697
- I can't.
- 1173
- 01:09:11,203 --> 01:09:13,228
- She's dating Dean.
- 1174
- 01:09:23,882 --> 01:09:25,882
- I should have done something.
- 1175
- 01:09:29,388 --> 01:09:30,918
- There was nothing
- you could have done.
- 1176
- 01:09:30,923 --> 01:09:34,450
- I just sat here
- and I let him die.
- 1177
- 01:09:34,493 --> 01:09:37,189
- No, you didn't.
- We didn't let him die, okay?
- 1178
- 01:09:37,229 --> 01:09:38,926
- There was nothing
- we could have done.
- 1179
- 01:09:38,931 --> 01:09:41,559
- He jumped down there
- to save us, okay?
- 1180
- 01:09:45,337 --> 01:09:47,067
- He was the one.
- 1181
- 01:09:47,072 --> 01:09:49,973
- He was the boy
- I was gonna marry.
- 1182
- 01:09:52,644 --> 01:09:54,771
- Hey.
- 1183
- 01:09:54,813 --> 01:09:56,974
- First grade...
- 1184
- 01:09:57,015 --> 01:10:00,382
- and we get left there
- by our moms...
- 1185
- 01:10:00,419 --> 01:10:01,815
- for the day.
- 1186
- 01:10:01,820 --> 01:10:03,750
- It's like the first
- real day of school,
- 1187
- 01:10:03,755 --> 01:10:05,419
- you know,
- without your folks around.
- 1188
- 01:10:05,424 --> 01:10:09,326
- And Dan was this
- chubby little kid.
- 1189
- 01:10:09,361 --> 01:10:11,386
- No, fuck it.
- 1190
- 01:10:11,430 --> 01:10:14,422
- He was a fat ass.
- 1191
- 01:10:14,466 --> 01:10:17,060
- And so our moms all leave...
- 1192
- 01:10:17,102 --> 01:10:19,562
- but Dan wouldn't let go
- of his mom's hand.
- 1193
- 01:10:20,272 --> 01:10:21,974
- And even after she
- left he just stood...
- 1194
- 01:10:21,979 --> 01:10:23,170
- at the front of the class...
- 1195
- 01:10:23,175 --> 01:10:25,268
- crying like a total pussy.
- 1196
- 01:10:25,310 --> 01:10:28,190
- - That sounds like Dan.
- - Yeah, you have no idea.
- 1197
- 01:10:29,648 --> 01:10:32,116
- Anyway, so the teacher...
- 1198
- 01:10:32,150 --> 01:10:34,914
- oh, what's her name?
- 1199
- 01:10:38,824 --> 01:10:40,554
- Mrs. Schifrin.
- 1200
- 01:10:40,559 --> 01:10:42,574
- So Mrs. Schifrin is
- trying everything...
- 1201
- 01:10:42,579 --> 01:10:44,291
- to get the fat kid
- to stop crying.
- 1202
- 01:10:44,296 --> 01:10:46,924
- And she says,
- 1203
- 01:10:46,965 --> 01:10:49,263
- 'You know,
- maybe there's somebody...
- 1204
- 01:10:49,301 --> 01:10:51,428
- somebody else
- you know in the class.
- 1205
- 01:10:51,470 --> 01:10:54,170
- Maybe you have a friend
- you want to sit with.'
- 1206
- 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:58,937
- And this little fucker points
- right at me and says, 'Him.'
- 1207
- 01:10:58,977 --> 01:11:01,878
- Now I've never seen
- this kid in my life.
- 1208
- 01:11:03,315 --> 01:11:06,716
- But for some reason
- he pointed at me.
- 1209
- 01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:10,550
- - So you had to sit with him?
- - Yeah, for a whole week.
- 1210
- 01:11:10,555 --> 01:11:12,418
- Whole first week of
- school I had to share...
- 1211
- 01:11:12,423 --> 01:11:13,820
- my little cubby
- with his fat ass.
- 1212
- 01:11:13,825 --> 01:11:15,986
- Oh, gosh.
- 1213
- 01:11:19,231 --> 01:11:21,931
- He was a douchebag.
- I never let him forget it.
- 1214
- 01:11:38,783 --> 01:11:40,958
- Dan didn't die up
- here just for you...
- 1215
- 01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:42,963
- and I to give up and die too.
- 1216
- 01:11:54,532 --> 01:11:56,532
- Help me up.
- 1217
- 01:12:13,551 --> 01:12:15,678
- Are you okay?
- 1218
- 01:12:21,559 --> 01:12:22,755
- Oh God!
- 1219
- 01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:24,557
- Oh shit.
- 1220
- 01:12:24,562 --> 01:12:27,725
- - Shit, just hold on.
- - Oh my God.
- 1221
- 01:12:27,765 --> 01:12:30,663
- - The chair is gonna fall.
- - No it's not. No it's not.
- 1222
- 01:12:30,668 --> 01:12:33,694
- Oh, God.
- 1223
- 01:12:36,674 --> 01:12:38,699
- My hands.
- 1224
- 01:12:47,485 --> 01:12:49,612
- Oh God, my hands.
- 1225
- 01:13:35,065 --> 01:13:37,065
- Joe!
- 1226
- 01:13:49,013 --> 01:13:51,013
- Fuck you, Jenny Bluth.
- 1227
- 01:13:52,149 --> 01:13:54,777
- Oh fuck.
- 1228
- 01:14:04,094 --> 01:14:06,654
- Oh shit.
- Shit.
- 1229
- 01:14:06,697 --> 01:14:09,222
- - Hey, Parker.
- - What?
- 1230
- 01:14:09,266 --> 01:14:10,920
- I need you to throw
- my extra pole...
- 1231
- 01:14:10,925 --> 01:14:12,164
- as far as you can this way.
- 1232
- 01:14:12,169 --> 01:14:14,169
- What?
- 1233
- 01:14:14,205 --> 01:14:16,799
- I said I want you
- to throw my ski pole...
- 1234
- 01:14:16,841 --> 01:14:19,469
- as far down the
- hill as you can.
- 1235
- 01:14:19,510 --> 01:14:21,907
- I'm gonna need some defense
- when I get on the ground.
- 1236
- 01:14:21,912 --> 01:14:24,005
- Okay.
- 1237
- 01:14:53,711 --> 01:14:55,711
- Okay.
- 1238
- 01:15:04,121 --> 01:15:06,453
- Oh my God.
- 1239
- 01:15:09,293 --> 01:15:11,955
- - Shit.
- - I'm sorry.
- 1240
- 01:15:11,996 --> 01:15:15,090
- It's okay.
- 1241
- 01:15:23,841 --> 01:15:26,469
- Shit.
- Oh shit.
- 1242
- 01:15:28,579 --> 01:15:30,142
- Okay.
- 1243
- 01:15:30,147 --> 01:15:31,744
- You can do it.
- 1244
- 01:15:31,749 --> 01:15:34,377
- You can do it.
- Please do it.
- 1245
- 01:16:09,119 --> 01:16:11,610
- Please don't break.
- Please don't break.
- 1246
- 01:16:23,233 --> 01:16:25,326
- Shit.
- 1247
- 01:16:28,137 --> 01:16:31,106
- I just want to go.
- Please let me go.
- 1248
- 01:16:55,531 --> 01:16:58,159
- You did it!
- You did it!
- 1249
- 01:17:06,576 --> 01:17:08,539
- - Oh shit.
- - Joe!
- 1250
- 01:17:08,544 --> 01:17:10,544
- Lynch!
- 1251
- 01:17:11,614 --> 01:17:14,048
- - Lynch!
- - I'm okay.
- 1252
- 01:17:39,776 --> 01:17:41,776
- No! No!
- 1253
- 01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:57,585
- No!
- 1254
- 01:18:11,174 --> 01:18:13,768
- Stay the fuck back!
- 1255
- 01:18:18,347 --> 01:18:20,406
- Try and stay still.
- 1256
- 01:18:24,420 --> 01:18:26,615
- I'll be back as fast as I can.
- 1257
- 01:18:26,656 --> 01:18:29,056
- Please please hurry.
- Please.
- 1258
- 01:18:31,427 --> 01:18:34,453
- Joe, look out!
- 1259
- 01:18:39,302 --> 01:18:41,964
- Joe!
- 1260
- 01:21:01,344 --> 01:21:03,344
- Aw, Joe...
- 1261
- 01:23:10,071 --> 01:23:12,071
- Ow!
- 1262
- 01:26:14,421 --> 01:26:16,446
- Hello!
- 1263
- 01:26:22,229 --> 01:26:24,229
- Help, please!
- 1264
- 01:26:24,264 --> 01:26:26,264
- Wait!
- 1265
- 01:27:32,799 --> 01:27:35,097
- Hey, you okay?
- 1266
- 01:27:35,135 --> 01:27:36,732
- Hello?
- 1267
- 01:27:36,737 --> 01:27:38,634
- Hey, you all right?
- 1268
- 01:27:38,639 --> 01:27:41,267
- Hold on.
- Hold on.
- 1269
- 01:27:41,308 --> 01:27:42,738
- Hold on.
- 1270
- 01:27:42,743 --> 01:27:44,768
- I'm gonna get you help.
- 1271
- 01:27:47,581 --> 01:27:49,511
- No, there were no other cars.
- 1272
- 01:27:49,516 --> 01:27:51,455
- I found her laying in the road...
- 1273
- 01:27:51,460 --> 01:27:53,460
- right outside of
- Mt. Holliston.
- 1274
- 01:27:56,490 --> 01:27:58,788
- I'm taking her to you now.
- 1275
- 01:28:00,027 --> 01:28:02,325
- Hold on.
- 1276
- 01:28:02,362 --> 01:28:04,557
- The hospital
- is only 10 minutes away.
- 1277
- 01:28:05,999 --> 01:28:07,896
- You're gonna be okay.
- 1278
- 01:28:07,901 --> 01:28:10,131
- You're gonna be okay.
- 1279
- 01:28:11,438 --> 01:28:13,778
- You're gonna be okay, baby.
- 1280
- 01:28:15,842 --> 01:28:18,037
- You're gonna be okay.
- 1281
- 01:28:23,260 --> 01:28:29,260
- Subtitles by ElDorado80
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