Killer Drinkstinct

KILLER DRINKSTINCT!
You Need:
- Beer, cider or any alcohol of your choice. Not strong, tho.
- OPTIONAL: Hard Alcohol of any kind for shots.
- Killer Instinct on the XBox One.

How to Play:
- Take a drink when you lose a round.
- Chug your drink if your opponent gets an Ultra Combo. Keep drinking for the duration of the Ultra.
- If you or your opponent fail to pull off an Ultra, they must take a drink/shot.
- OPTIONAL: Take a shot if your opponent either gets a Perfect (loses no life) or a Stage Ultra. Alternatively, finish your drink.
- OPTIONAL: Take a drink/shot if you pick Shadow Jago, you fucking tryhard.

Tips:
- Try to memorize at least one or two characters and get good with them. Jago, Sabrewulf and Riptor are good for beginners.
- Learn how to Combo Break, Counter Break and Shadow Counter. Seriously.
- To ensure your opponent gets drunk quicker, try to bullshit your way into a Double or Triple Ultra with Recaptures and Instinct Cancels to keep him drinking as long as possible.
- Alternatively, show mercy to your foes by using the Ultra Ender to end an Ultra Combo early. Nobody wants to be a slurring wreck who can't combo for shit.

Warnings:
- Because some types of alcohol are stronger than others, be careful when chugging for the Ultra Combo.
- Shots are strong. Never try to wrangle more shots into the rules, since that will get you smashed quicker.
- Killer Instinct is not noob-friendly. Get your practice in first, or you could end up very drunk indeed.

ULTRAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOO!