Roxas vs Chain day 3

[22:43] * Chain|Homework gets up from the ground
[22:45] <Chain|Homework> you can't kill me.
[22:46] * RoxasXIIILK stands there staring
[22:47] <Chain|Homework> if you had wanted to kill me, I'm sure you would've done it a while ago
[22:48] <Chain|Homework> but I do wonder, why did you give me the choice to stop editing or die?
[22:48] <Chain|Homework> you want to avoid bloodshed on your hands? or is there another reason?
[22:49] <RoxasXIIILK> Hm. You think I want to avoid bloodshed?
[22:49] * RoxasXIIILK smirks with madness
[22:49] <RoxasXIIILK> you're mistaken
[22:50] * RoxasXIIILK lifts of hand levitating Chain off the ground
[22:51] <Chain|Homework> and you think I'll allow that?
[22:51] * Chain|Homework teleports behind Roxas
[22:52] <Chain|Homework> Roxas, this is your last chance. Stop what you're doing, or I will stop you.
[22:52] <Chain|Homework> I can make you your own wiki, where you can do what you want
[22:52] * RoxasXIIILK smirks and stabs Chain in the abdomen with a knife
[22:52] <RoxasXIIILK> You forget
[22:52] <RoxasXIIILK> I'm not roxas
[22:52] <RoxasXIIILK> I killed him
[22:52] <RoxasXIIILK> long age
[22:53] <Chain|Homework> *breathing deeply* then, what is your name?
[22:53] * RoxasXIIILK smiles
[22:53] <RoxasXIIILK> that's not something you need to know
[22:54] <Chain|Homework> Fine then, don't be offended when I call you Roxas
[22:54] <RoxasXIIILK> all you need to know is what you'll say to your making once you meet him
[22:54] * Chain|Homework absorbs the blade
[22:54] * Chain|Homework kicks Roxas' head
[22:54] * RoxasXIIILK has a blade to chains throat
[22:55] * Chain|Homework makes that one noise that anime characters make when they're weak and mad "gh" is the best I can describe it
[22:55] * RoxasXIIILK is suddenly behind Chain with a knife to neck
[22:55] <RoxasXIIILK> now then
[22:56] <RoxasXIIILK> any last words?
[22:56] <Chain|Homework> yeah, a few
[22:56] <Chain|Homework> 10 percent.
[22:56] <RoxasXIIILK> and don't do the cliche thing and say something and try to escape
[22:57] <RoxasXIIILK> that's been done way too many times and i simply wont let it happen
[22:57] <Chain|Homework> nope, just "10 percent" and "nice ribbon"
[22:57] * Chain|Homework rips a ribbon off of Roxas' arm
[22:58] <Chain|Homework> so was this the thing keeping you from getting hurt by the elements?
[22:58] <RoxasXIIILK> haha you fool
[22:58] <RoxasXIIILK> what part of "I cant be hurt by your insignificant attacks" don't you comprehend?
[22:59] <RoxasXIIILK> now then
[22:59] <RoxasXIIILK> DIE!
[22:59] * RoxasXIIILK lunges at chain with knife
[22:59] * Chain|Homework smiles
[23:00] <Chain|Homework> bring it
[23:01] <RoxasXIIILK> <suddenly the mystery figure is scorched by a bright been of light>
[23:01] <RoxasXIIILK> <figure goes flying into a building>
[23:01] <Chain|Homework> wha? who?
[23:02] * Chain|Homework looks around
[23:02] <Chain|Homework> oh wait.. or is it me?
[23:02] * RoxasXIIILK from the dust appears the real Roxas
[23:02] <RoxasXIIILK> Alright, who's been hijacking my identity!
[23:03] * Chain|Homework walks to you
[23:03] <RoxasXIIILK> <Mystery Figure> Arrrgg you damn pain *struggling to get up*
[23:03] <RoxasXIIILK> I don't think that imitation body will last you for too much longer
[23:03] * RoxasXIIILK looks at Chain
[23:03] <RoxasXIIILK> Hey Chain
[23:04] <Chain|Homework> It's about time you showed up
[23:05] <RoxasXIIILK> (nope the other is a puppet)
[23:05] <RoxasXIIILK> So what lies has this impostor been spreading?
[23:05] <Chain|Homework> here, take this *hands Roxas a twilight shard*
[23:06] <Chain|Homework> basically, he's just a big asshole and has been trying to destroy the wiki
[23:07] <Chain|Homework> and he said that you were dead
[23:07] <RoxasXIIILK> Hmm did he now
[23:07] <Chain|Homework> I thought he'd stole your body
[23:08] * RoxasXIIILK looks over at figure
[23:08] <Chain|Homework> until I realized he was using his left hand to fight
[23:08] * RoxasXIIILK is suddenly in front of it
[23:08] * Chain|Homework is suddenly behind it
[23:08] * RoxasXIIILK tears off its arm in a blink of an eye
[23:09] <RoxasXIIILK> <Mystery Figure> *screams in agony*
[23:09] <Chain|Homework> Roxas!
[23:09] <RoxasXIIILK> <there is no blood only machine parts>
[23:09] <RoxasXIIILK> like I said
[23:09] <RoxasXIIILK> an imitation
[23:09] <Chain|Homework> so he hijacked a bot? cool.
[23:09] <RoxasXIIILK> No
[23:09] <RoxasXIIILK> he created one
[23:10] * Chain|Homework bends down to see the shoulder
[23:10] <Chain|Homework> but then how did he not get noticed by the other bots?
[23:10] <RoxasXIIILK> When I zapped it I knocked out a lot of its primary functions
[23:10] <RoxasXIIILK> it was that good
[23:11] <Chain|Homework> apparently so.
[23:11] <Chain|Homework> so then, who created it?
[23:13] <RoxasXIIILK> I'm not really sure
[23:13] <RoxasXIIILK> I was locked up somewhere for a while
[23:13] <RoxasXIIILK> I got out and found my way here
[23:13] <RoxasXIIILK> And here I am
[23:13] <Chain|Homework> damn
[23:14] * Chain|Homework turns over the bot
[23:14] * Chain|Homework opens the back hatch
[23:14] <RoxasXIIILK> Well anyway, I should properly destroy this thing before it can cause anymore trouble
[23:15] <Chain|Homework> wait a sec
[23:16] <RoxasXIIILK> What?
[23:16] <Chain|Homework> this is the work of a professional
[23:16] <Chain|Homework> and professionals take precautionary steps
[23:16] <RoxasXIIILK> Yes I know that which is why I'm going to go take care of it)
[23:16] * Chain|Homework inserts a blizzard stone into the bot, freezing it
[23:17] <Chain|Homework> if I were a mastermind and I thought that my bot would get destroyed in the middle of a town...
[23:17] * RoxasXIIILK grabs the hair and throws it over his shoulder
[23:17] <RoxasXIIILK> well regardless its useless now
[23:17] <Chain|Homework> GGAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
[23:18] <RoxasXIIILK> I'll go destroy it now
[23:18] <Chain|Homework> BE CAREFUL!
[23:18] <Chain|Homework> NONONONONONONONO!!!
[23:18] * RoxasXIIILK stares at
[23:18] <RoxasXIIILK> what is it now?
[23:18] <Chain|Homework> you said the bot had a primary function
[23:19] <Chain|Homework> thus, it has a fail-safe
[23:19] <Chain|Homework> it has a bomb
[23:19] <Chain|Homework> so we have to be VERY careful
[23:19] <RoxasXIIILK> what? no i said its primary functions were damaged when I fried it
[23:19] <Chain|Homework> right, but what about it's secondary functions?
[23:19] <RoxasXIIILK> jees you take me for some kind of idiot or something
[23:20] <Chain|Homework> well gee, mindlessly throwing a bomb...
[23:20] * RoxasXIIILK sighs
[23:20] <Chain|Homework> thank goodness I froze it
[23:20] <RoxasXIIILK> must I tear off its chest cavity just so you can see how ridiculous you're being?
[23:21] <Chain|Homework> fine go ahead.
[23:21] * RoxasXIIILK tears of chest of machine
[23:21] <RoxasXIIILK> SEE?! NOTHING!
[23:22] <RoxasXIIILK> just an empty cavity
[23:22] <Chain|Homework> that doesn't make sense...
[23:22] <Chain|Homework> why wouldn't he install a fail-safe?
[23:22] <Chain|Homework> unless... he did...
[23:22] <Chain|Homework> and we're just missing something
[23:23] <RoxasXIIILK> its an advanced machine. it had way more features like keeping a low profile and control everything behind the scenes
[23:23] <RoxasXIIILK> if it had a bomb it'd be useless for that sort of mission
[23:23] <Chain|Homework> yes but evil masterminds always plan for that type of thing
[23:23] <RoxasXIIILK> You're over thinking this
[23:24] <RoxasXIIILK> just let it go
[23:24] <RoxasXIIILK> I have the situation under control
[23:24] <Chain|Homework> you're probably right
[23:24] * Chain|Homework sighs
[23:24] <Chain|Homework> now to put this town back together
[23:24] <RoxasXIIILK> Now I'm going to go get rid of this thing
[23:24] <Chain|Homework> have fun
[23:24] <RoxasXIIILK> clean this place up would you?
[23:25] <Chain|Homework> already planned on it
[23:25] <RoxasXIIILK> We're supposed to protect it not destroy
[23:25] <RoxasXIIILK> it
[23:25] * RoxasXIIILK starts to walk away
[23:26] * Chain|Homework mumbles
[23:26] <RoxasXIIILK> WHAT WAS THAT?!
[23:28] * Chain|Homework pulls out power stone and energy shard and starts repairing the city
[23:28] <Chain|Homework> I SAID HAVE A GOOD TIME!
[23:28] * RoxasXIIILK walks away
[23:29] <RoxasXIIILK> <As Roxas walks away he smiles and eyes glow red>