4chan Hazbin Hotel story: orks

/hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #207
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From the last thread: orks part 1
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>mek anon has been releasing spores with him or anybody knowing
>orks in the outskirts of pentagram fighting the demons who live there mad max style
> no one knows about the horde except Lucifer and heaven
We need some mek anon stories
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orks part 2
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>the Orks regularly combat with other warlords in the wastes
>however, their lifestyle is almost completely nomadic, and they wield little technology, because - ironically - they don't have a single mek among them
>they hear rumors of a Mek, living in the Big, Shiny City
>Ork's decide to visit Pentagram City
>the fundies (buncha nutty Christian Fundamentalist who worship Charlie because she looks like an angel to them - with Vaggie acting as their "priestess") decide that they're going to defend a city (possibly Build A Wall as well - like the wall of Jerusalem), until someone mentions Jericho
>instead, they decide to fight to the death with the Orks
>the entire battle happens on the outskirts of the city
>Charlie, fed up with their hypocrisy and extreme beliefs, turns her back on the whole congregation, only showing up once to see how they're doing - they take this as a holy sign to keep on fighting
>the entire battle is broadcasted across Hell like a sports event (and treated as such), with the Hotel claiming royalties for the fundies, and Mek for the Orks
>Gospel prays for their souls
>Vaggie watches from behind the lines, content to see her "congregation" at work
>Scum sets up betting pools, hoping that the battle will end in a draw - which it does (lucky bastard)
>remaining fundies leave for the Wastes, deciding to become Ascetics instead
>remaining orks decide to stay in the city, and "get cultured" (for lack of a better term - they just become a bit mellower, allowing them to take up jobs in Pentagram, with many of them coming to work with Mek)
>upon Lucifer's command, Dr. Mangle and Doc ensure that they can no longer reproduce through spores
>...accidentally create surprisingly attractive Ork girls from some of them
>thankfully, the newly sexually dimophisized Orks still prefer fighting over fucking
>Val and Vox break bank with "168-hour Naked Ork Girl Wrestling"
>Mek can no longer produce spores, but he remains content with his work
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orks part 3
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You how you guys were doing alternate beginning to the anons
How about one we’re mek lands in the waist we’re he starts an ork war band slowly turning into the biggest and baddest war boss
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Nice work lucky it didn’t turn into and Armageddon situation
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>Mek raises an Ork army in the Wastes
>They lay a siege on the city the day Charlie has her interview with Katie
>Amid the fighting, she and Lucifer go full (fallen) Angel mode, and decimate the Orks
>for the first time, the Orks have been humbled
>Mek offers his remaining soldiers and himself to the Devil
>not wanting to bother with them, Luci passes the over to Charlie
>having gone all-out to defend the city (and revealing some serious angelic genes, what, with her seraphim wings and all), her "Happy Hotel" project has more credence in the eyes of Hell - especially when she announces to Katie and Tom and their camera crew, that the Orks have agreed to fight off the Exterminators and keep the sinners safe until they can redeem themselves
>Mek himself becomes a bouncer to Charlie (and even gains an Exterminator spear from Vaggie - something which he, not knowing what it is, considers to be a ceremonial gift, and ads it to his gun, like a bayonett)
>the remaining Orks have been rendered sterile by Luci's attack, so they no longer reproduce, but instead, come back from the dead like other sinners
>they live in Flak-tower like structures across the major cities of Hell, with some choosing to return to the Wastes, acting as "protector" (as "ordered" by Charlie) to the lost souls stuck out there
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that all the ork stories we have