S13 - Wesker Dies

“Just throw the fastball, Fred.”

Fred sighed. He closed his eyes. He always took a second before he pitched. Coach always bugged him about it, but hey, he got results. You know what they said about me back in the day?

That kid on the mound? He’s a monster, they’d say.

Fred raised Deadpool’s head right by his ear, and ignored that the mutant instantly started licking it. He raised his leg, and planted it with all the force he could muster. His whole body weight torqued around that one foot as his right arm moved like a whip, snapping the shoulder as fast as he possibly could. He let go at the perfect angle, transferring every bit of momentum into the pitch.

“Eat shit, Wesker!”

The head sailed perfectly on target. Wesker could only watch as Deadpool flew across the volcano and directly into his forehead. He fell backwards, writhing as he begun to disappear under the bubbling lava. ”MYERSS!!!” He screamed in agony. ”YOU WORM! MYERSSSSSS!"

- Season 13, Finals, /u/RobstahTheLobstah