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High Snake Advisor

Feb 9th, 2019
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  1. >even the snek has a cloak
  2. Now I'm imagining pharaoh's dressing up their snakes in cutesy outfits like other pet owners do
  3. >pharaoh goes to a high class gala
  4. >her snake has an armless tux on
  5. >fun times at the beach
  6. >hawaiian t-shirt for her little poopsy
  7. >halloween rolls around
  8. >snake is wearing a human man costume with button-up shirt, slacks, and face hands on the ends of springs
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  10. You are besmirching the dignity of her top advisor!
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  12. >"I shall consult this matter to my top advisor."
  13. >snake just sits there motionlessly
  14. >"Ah, what did I do to deserve such a wise companion as you?"
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  16. >Be Pharaoh's personal slave
  17. >Accidentally break one of her nice looking vases or whatever
  18. >Her snake pet snitch on you
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  20. Snek Advisor is an asshole!
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  22. Don’t be careless around the antiquities! The pharaoh made that vase for her grandma as a present.
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  24. If that's the case then slave anon deserves whatever punishment he receives.
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  26. Neglect play
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