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  1. ==CLOTHES==
  2. forgotten tomb shirt (a given)
  3. ideally black jeans (see jack rourke), otherwise either blue jeans but cuffed or dm shorts (camo cargo pants could also work, check walmart)
  4. black converse (for sure, especially due to its emo relevance)
  5. if jacket, trueno hoodie or some other black unzipped hoodie would work (but this takes away from shirt)
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  9. ===================PLAN===================
  10. -part 0-
  11. remember that it's easy as fuck, when i went for red creep it wasn't really that hard, it was mostly external factors
  12. shave day before
  13. ensure cash is in wallet
  14. shave non-lazily on correct day, possibly twice
  15. remember henry with blonde girl
  16. remember that red creep happened because i saw an opportunity and i took it
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  18. -part 1-
  19. enter store and notice if she's at front register, if she is say hi briefly while smiling
  20. if she's moving clothing racks but near the front entrance, still say hi while walking past
  21. notice how crowded the store is while remaining logical - she will probably be extremely embarrassed if i ask for her number in front of people, so it would by far be best to do it when neither employees or other customers are within hearing range
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  23. -part 2-
  24. get some shit worth ~$5 - not too much though or it'll take longer to ring me up
  25. be very loose, casual, and smiley - i was feeling like this when i saw her on 9-13-19
  26. go find some shit and once nobody's at the front i can go up, if nobody's there she may be doing other shit which might be a good opportunity to move it since it'll definitely be empty
  27. ^ also make sure that no other employees are around to ring me up
  28. make eye contact immediately once i'm getting ringed up (with a friendly aura, if i do not seem friendly i must smile)
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  30. -part 3-
  31. say "hey, how's your day going" as an icebreaker because immediately cutting to below would be awkward as fuck if she doesn't hear me
  32. after she responds say "i'm hal btw"
  33. "you must be new here" - start casually discussing how long she's been at the store for (and that i haven't seen her around much until recently), mention that there was someone else in her place but she's gone now
  34. while she's getting the receipt, i should say "by the way, can i get your number?" very clearly while making eye contact IF nobody is around
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  46. ===NOTES===
  47. -i have absolutely nothing to lose
  48. -i have no social obligations of any kind
  49. -DO SOMETHING INTERESTING
  50. also a reminder i could get her number at almost any time i desire, i already almost did with red creep which was a significant stepping alone
  51. red creep happened because i took the opportunity
  52. new girl new goal
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  54. NO REGRETS, JUST DO IT CUNT
  55. DON'T QUESTION ANY PART OF THE PLAN, JUST DO IT
  56. YOUR LIFE CHANGES NO MATTER WHAT THE RESULTS ARE
  57. REMINDER THAT THE LONGER I TAKE, THE LONGER NOTHING CHANGES AND THAT THERE IS ZERO BENEFIT TO WAITING AROUND - SHE IS READILY AVAILABLE
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  59. retrospective of 7-12-19.txt
  60. remember all of my dreams involving females
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  64. -she listens to alt rock
  65. -her name means 'worthy of love' in latin - a sign from god (hence why He pushed red creep away from me)
  66. -she's extremely hot
  67. so hot, in fact, that throughout her life some may have been scared to approach her, but this obviously has no relevance to me
  68. -she will touch my head
  69. -she will walk around the house in pants barefoot
  70. -she will provide footjobs
  71. -piercings, converse without socks, bracelets, anklets, chokers, raven colored hair, form fitting parkas, cat ears, etc.
  72. -burnout 3 becomes reality
  73. consider this: if burnout 3 had any females like nfs, she would definitely be hot enough to be featured
  74. -imagine her on snowy roads
  75. -imagine being in manhattan and holding her hand while i wear my forgotten tomb shirt, and the guy in the red metal shirt gets jealous as fuck and stares
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  77. -imagine her listening to hand of blood
  78. -imagine her listening to tears don't fall
  79. -imagine her listening to one
  80. -imagine her listening to sleep
  81. -imagine her listening to ride (nfsu)
  82. -imagine her listening to rightside of the bed
  83. -imagine her listening to memory (sugarcult)
  84. -imagine her listening to dead living (sugarcult)
  85. -imagine her listening to collapse (soasin)
  86. -imagine her listening to mxpx
  87. -imagine her listening to my curse
  88. -imagine her listening to adrift
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  90. it's easy to imagine nostalgia in this way
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  96. -EXTERNAL IDEA-
  97. thought of this in shower but i could have my father call me to play deathbox on my phone
  98. explain to him in detail that i'm going to get a girls number while wearing my forgotten tomb shirt that clearly indicates my music tastes, while her style of dress also indicates her music tastes (which are similar)
  99. by having him call me so my ringtone plays, it shows her my taste in music and thus something we have in common
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  101. "so listen, i'm going to get this girls number right now, i'm at the place and i have a quick plan"
  102. "her name is amanda and she's working at the register right now and will be there all day"
  103. "see, by the way she dresses it's extremely obvious she listens to a certain style of music - as much black clothing as her uniform allows, piercings on her face, her hair, black nail polish, and other shit"
  104. "the way she dresses is called alternative and is indicative of her taste in music and other media, so i'm wearing my forgotten tomb shirt which is black and has words in a distinctive visual style that's only used in metal which tells anyone familiar with it this is what i listen to"
  105. "i got the idea to do this some time ago when a completely unrelated girl at walmart who also dressed alternative was staring at my forgotten tomb shirt clearly intrigued, doing the same with this girl is indicative that we have something in common already"
  106. "i also want her to hear my ringtone so she is more intrigued by my taste in music"
  107. "so what i want is for you to call me in about 2 minutes from now while i'm in the store, i'll confirm whether or not i'm with amanda yet and have you call me again when i am"
  108. "when i'm at the desk, if you call me then we will have a very brief conversation not on speaker where you fixed my mothers rear bumper while i confirm i'm at the desk by saying 'yeah i got it'"
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  110. SECOND PHONE CALL:
  111. Hal: "hey"
  112. Dad: "yeah listen i fixed her bumper"
  113. Hal: "alright good, i'm a little busy now though"
  114. Dad: "are you with her?"
  115. Hal: "yeah alright, i'll see you in a bit"
  116. Dad: "ok bye"
  117. Hal: "bye"
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