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- Anti-Hero! Theme Song
- Anti-Hero!
- He's action-packed today
- Anti-Hero!
- He never tries to betray
- Anti-Hero!
- He'll never go astray
- Anti-Hero!
- He's going to save the day, HOORAY!!
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- (The episode starts with the group having breakfast)
- Brooks: It's time for you to wash the plates, A.H.
- (A.H picks up the plates)
- A.H: OH MY GOLLY GALLERY GOODNESS, AN ADVERT FOR HOVERBOARDS!
- (He starts rubbing the plates together, they break on the floor)
- Brooks: Oh my gosh, A.H! I spent half my money on those
- A.H: Then you can spend the other half on more dishes!
- Brooks: Alright, that's it.
- (Brooks takes A.H to a mine)
- A.H: What are we doing here?
- Brooks: To teach you why you shouldn't rub plates.
- A.H: I already learnt that from rubbing against something else!
- Brooks: Ugh, just follow me.
- A.H: Wait, a mine? I could mine gems and sell them for a profit!
- (A.H goes on a mine cart)
- Brooks: No, dude, that's not why we're-
- (Brooks falls into the mine cart, it starts going down really fast)
- A.H: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Brooks: AHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M GONNA PUKE!!
- A.H: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
- (They go to the deepest point of the mine)
- Brooks: How are we gonna get up now?!
- A.H: Never mind about that, look at that ore, it's so purple and shiny!
- Brooks: We're NOT here to MINE!
- A.H: Mine? OK!
- (A.H mines the ore, it reveals a huge void and starts sucking the dirt and ores in)
- Brooks: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!
- A.H: I mined something that's worth a house.
- Brooks: I'm getting out of here!
- (Brooks starts running up the mine, while the void gets bigger and starts sucking a lot of dirt, stone and ore, he comes out of the mine and sees that the whole place is dark and the town is getting destroyed by an earthquake)
- Brooks: What is happening?!
- (The citizens surround Brooks)
- Citizen #1: You should know the answer to that, considering the fact that you came out of the mine!
- (The citizens start agreeing)
- Brooks: Wait, I can explain.
- (A mystical being appears out of no-where)
- ???: WHO DARES MINE THE ULTIMATE LOGBATICUM?
- Brooks: Who are you, dare I ask?
- Logbati: I am the ultimate Logbati and who dares mines the ultimate Logbaticum.
- Brooks: It was A.H, I think he's in the void.
- (Logbati swoops into the mine and finds A.H in the void, he pulls him out)
- A.H: Thanks, now I can sell this!
- Logbati: Hold it, you can't, let me tell you a story: Long ago, I was the first to mine that and my town got sucked into the void for all eternity, but I managed to escape. I want you to put that back before your town ends up like mine.
- A.H: Maybe your town had horrible stability, unlike this town, we'll all live. Now if you excuse me...
- Logbati: GIVE ME THAT!!
- (He starts grabbing the ore)
- A.H: It's mine, you jerk!
- (They start pulling it)
- Logbati: THAT IS IT!
- (Logbati freezes A.H up to his shoulders and puts the Logbaticum back into place, the void disappears and the earthquake stops)
- Logbati: I shall go now.
- A.H: Hey, what about me?!
- Later, Nelly, Brooks and Jace come down
- A.H: Oh thank golly gallery goodness you're here, help me thaw out, start breathing out repeatedly
- (They do that)
- A.H: No, Nelly you're doing it wrong, go down.
- (She goes down)
- A.H: More
- (She goes down)
- A.H: Perfect, start doing it.
- (She starts breathing out)
- A.H: Ahhhh, that feels good.
- (Brooks is disgusted)
- (Episode ends)
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