Mixnuts E03
Welcome to Iku's jungle!

Producer

(Today is the second unit's lesson for Mixnuts. The last time thing doesn't go so well though...)

(Today is the second unit lesson for Mixnuts.  Last time things didn't go so well though...)

Producer

(This time we have to really decide on unit's concept.  everyone should be in the studio right now, is thing goes well I wonder?)

(This time we have to really decide on the unit's concept.  Everyone should be in the studio right now, are things going well I wonder?)

(Door opening)

P see this

http://imgur.com/Zd01Sf9

Iku

Ah, Producer-san!  Good morning!

(door close)

Producer

(...Is that...a jungle?)

Producer

(but Iku is there, and she didn't act unusually. that must mean I've been seeing thing...I must be tired)

(But Iku is there, and she didn't act unusual...that must mean I'm seeing things...I must be tired.)

Producer

(...let's clam down, take a deep breath.  Alright, I'm feel better now!  Well then, let's get inside...)

(...Lets calm down, take a deep breath.  Alright, I'm feeling better now!  Well then, let's get inside...)

(Door open)

Inumi

bow, bow!!

Hebika

Ssssssssssssss...!! (or whatever sound a snake made)

Producer

Wh...Whoa!? What is this?  Why there are a dog, a snake, and a strange looking parrot in the lesson studio...!?

Wh...whoa!?  What is this?  Why is there a dog, a snake, and a strange looking parrot in the lesson studio...!?

Producer

...Actually, What with this jungle!!

...Actually, what's with this jungle!!

Konomi

That a good question, Producer! This is...a test for Iku-chan's idea "A live full of animals"!

That's a good question, Producer!  This is...a test for Iku-chan's idea, "A Live Full of Animals*"

Is the ! supposed to go inside the quotes, outside the quotes, or be replicated in both places?

Iku

The hall that Platinum Star Live take place is very large, but there only five of us...so we can't go there and meet every guests, right?

The hall hat Platinum Star Live takes place in is very large, but there's only five of us...we can't go out there and meet every guest, right?

Minako

That why, while we perform on the stage, We'll let's the animal run around the place and entertain the audience!

That's why, while we perform on the stage, we'll let the animals run around the place and entertain the audience!

Iku

Ehehe...It's sound fun right!?  This way, even the audiences at the back row won't get lonely!

Ehehe...it sounds fun right!?  This way, even the audience in the back row won't get lonely!

This is the worst idea
there are so many things wrong with this where do I even begin
so many people are going to die

Hinata

So we decide to ask Hibiki-san and her family for help.

So we decided to ask Hibiki-san and her family for help.

Producer

I...I see. that actually Inumi, Butata....all a familiar face....  But Konomi-san, will the animals really listen to us....?

I...I see...Actually, Inumi, Butata...all familiar faces...  But Konomi-san, will the animals really listen to us...?

Mami

nfufu~♪  all member of Mixnuts's circus, charge!! Butata, the target is Nii-chan~!

nfufu~♪  All member of Mixnuts' circus, charge!  Butata, the target is Nii-chan~!

Buta

(whatever pig snort sound like in English)!

Producer

Whoa!? M..Mami, Don't set Butata on me!! And it's not a circus, It's a live!?

Whoa!?  M...Mami!  Don't set Butata on me!!  And it's not a circus, it's a live!?

Minako

S..Stop Butata-chan! if you chase Producer-san like that, his calories will run away!!

S..stop Butata-chan!  If you chase Producer-san like that all his calories will run away!!

Iku

M...Mami-chan, tell him to stop!

Mami

Roger~!  Butata, take him down~♪*

Butata
(whatever pig snourt sound like in English)!!

Konomi

Just "down" is enough!!*

The best I can do translated 太極拳 (Taikyokuken/Grand ultimate fist, a chinese martial art) and 退却 (taikyaku/retreat)

Producer

Ack!?...Hey, Butata press me even harder right now! I'm pressed to the door,  I can't move...!

Ack!?...Hey, Butata's pressing me even harder right now!  I'm pressed against the door, I can't move...!

Mami

Eh?...umm~,  so it's really no good~.  look like they didn't listen to our command at all.

Eh?  ...Umm~, so it's really no good~.  Looks like they didn't listen to our commands at all.

Minako

Butata-chan!  Get away from Producer-san~!

Iku

..Uhh, it would be great if we can talk with them like Hibiki-san...

Producer

(ack,  if this go on I might be crush by Butata!  It can't be help, I must...)

(Ack, if this goes on I might be crushed by Butata!  It can't be helped, I must...)

Choice

Open the door and run outside

jump over Butata with style

>Open the door and run outside

Producer

(I must get out and wait for thing to clam down!)

(I must get out and wait for things to calm down!)

(Door open)

Iku

Producer-san!?  Don't open the door!!

Inumi & Butata

Bow Bow! (whatever pig snort sound like in English)!!

Producer

Ah, damn, they're escaping!!

Producer

Are they aim for this since the beginning!?

Were they aiming for this since the beginning!?

Konomi

Producer, be careful! other animals are going that way too!  don't let them escape!!

Producer, be careful!  Other animals are going that way too!  Don't let them escape!!

Producer

other?  how many did you bring here!?

Others?  How many did you bring here!?

Hebika

(whatever snake sound like in English)~........

Waniko

.........

Producer

(....Aren't the only way to stop them is to risk my own life!?)

(Aren't the only ways to stop them risking my own life!?)

Not sure, did my best, please clarify when convenient.

Producer

(Is this place going to be my grave...!?)

???

..kyu! gyugyu~ (or whatever hamster sound like in English)△

Producer

(...hm?  something small just show up. and that voice sound so familiar, is that....)

(...Hm?  Something small just showed up.  And that voice sounds so familiar, is that...)

Hinata

...Thank goodness Hamsou come for us.

Hamuzou, isn't it?

Inumi

Bow bow bow♪

Iku

We couldn't make them listen to us on our own...

Iku

And I thought that we could get along better.

Mami

Even Hibiki, the owner, couldn't control them from time to time too~

Hinata

I guess it too greedy of us to expect them to listen to us.  It's a shame

Komomi

I don't think that Iku-can's idea "A live full of animals," is a bad idea though...

Producer

I agree, it does sound interesting.  But...

Producer

When take the chance that it might cause panic among the audiences into account,  It's might be impossible after all...

When we take the chance that it might cause panic among the audience into account it might be impossible after all...

Iku

I see... It's couldn't be help,  I guess. but I got to play with everyone, it's so fun!

I see...it couldn't be helped, I guess.  But I got to play with everyone!  It's so fun!

Hinata

It's remind me of the countryside and make me smile.

It reminds me of the countryside and makes me smile.

Made me smile?

Minako

As a thank for today,  I'll made some food for Inumi-chan and everyone else.

As a thank you for today, I'll make some food for Inumi-chan and everyone else.

Inumi & Butata

Bow Bow! (whatever pig snort sound like in English)!

Producer

(after that, We ask Hibiki to take her pets back and return to the unit's lesson)

(After that, we asked Hibiki to take her pets back and returned to the unit's lesson.)

Producer

(but...We still can't decide on our unit's direction.  I have to do some thing...!)

(But...  We still can't decide on our unit's direction.  I have to do something...!)


>jump over Butata with style

Producer

(Butata power might be strong....  But that will be meaningless if I just jump over him...Toh!)

(Butat's power might be strong...but that will be meaningless if I just jump over him...  Toh!)

Iku

Eh!...  Kya!

Producer

(Oh damn! Iku is stand directly behind Butata!)

(Oh damn!  Iku's standing directly behind Butata!)

Producer

(The only way I don't have to harm Iku is...only this way...!)

(The only way I have to not harm Iku is...only this way...!)

Producer

...Sorry, Iku.  Are you alright?

Iku

Y..yes, I'm fine...since Producer-san embrace and protect me...  Are you alright, Producer-san?

Y...yes, I'm fine...since Producer-san embraced and protected me...  Are you alright, Producer-san?

Producer

Yeah, I'm...ouch... just hit the floor a bit hard...but...yeah, I'm alright.

Yeah, I'm...ow...just hit the floor a bit hard...but...yeah, I'm alright.

Mami

...And at that moment love began to bloom silently between them.  Please look forward  to the second episode of "The forbidden love ~overcome the age different~"

...And at that moment love began to bloom silently between them.  Please look forward to the second episode of "The Forbidden Love ~Overcome the Age Difference~"

Producer

Mami!  don't just insert weird narration like that!  nothing bloom between us!

Mami!  Don't just insert weird narration like that!  Nothing's blooming between us!

Iku

T...That right,  Mami-chan...!

T...that's, right, Mami-chan...!

Mami

Eh~, that boring~. since this is a good chance,  why don't you just let's it bloom~.

Eh, that's boring~.  Since this is a good chance, why don't you just let it bloom~.

Butata

(pig snort)!!

Inumi

Bow, Bow!

Producer

Never mind that,  The animals get excited and cause some uproar right now, A crocodile, a snake, a parrot... did you bring all of Hibiki's pet?

Producer

First, Let's clam them down.  we can talk after that.

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