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  1. [15:53] <pigBurner> ====START====
  2. [15:53] <pigBurner> YOOOOOO
  3. [15:53] <mantonSiberian> Aloha, ma frere
  4. [15:53] <The_Boss> Greetings.
  5. [15:53] <pigBurner> Hey guess what!
  6. [15:53] <unstableEquilibrium> Hello.
  7. [15:53] <groundedMythologist> Hello
  8. [15:53] <groundedMythologist> What?
  9. [15:53] <pigBurner> you gotta guess numb nut
  10. [15:54] <mantonSiberian> The world has ended and we're all figments of your imagination as your life flashes before your eyes?
  11. [15:54] <The_Boss> You give us no context to which make a decent guess with
  12. [15:54] <pigBurner> you've talked a bit too much with ZT
  13. [15:54] <mantonSiberian> I really have
  14. [15:54] <groundedMythologist> Give us a clue, and then we can guess.
  15. [15:54] <pigBurner> some here might guess
  16. [15:54] <groundedMythologist> Common sense, really.
  17. [15:54] <pigBurner> well
  18. [15:54] <pigBurner> it's alive
  19. [15:55] <pigBurner> AND
  20. [15:55] <pigBurner> it's amazing
  21. [15:55] <mantonSiberian> ... Is this about-?
  22. [15:55] <mantonSiberian> No, I won't spoil
  23. [15:55] <unstableEquilibrium> Is it something to do with your new cat?
  24. [15:55] <pigBurner> no it's not Tror
  25. [15:55] <pigBurner> although Trot IS awesome
  26. [15:55] <groundedMythologist> I have no idea
  27. [15:55] <pigBurner> ok another clue
  28. [15:55] <The_Boss> Just say it
  29. [15:56] <pigBurner> it's really big
  30. [15:56] <The_Boss> This is pointless to drag out
  31. [15:56] <mantonSiberian> Trot with another cat sitting on top of it
  32. [15:56] <pigBurner> nooo I wanna make ya gues
  33. [15:56] <mantonSiberian> Is it a catstack?
  34. [15:56] <pigBurner> hehehehe
  35. [15:56] <groundedMythologist> I've got nothin'
  36. [15:56] <pigBurner> nope
  37. [15:56] <mantonSiberian> Well crumbs
  38. [15:56] <The_Boss> My guess is that you have nothing to say and you are wasting our time
  39. [15:56] <mantonSiberian> I'm all out of good guesses
  40. [15:56] <mantonSiberian> Everything else just seems unlikely
  41. [15:56] <pigBurner> no it is someting
  42. [15:57] <pigBurner> MR will see it soon
  43. [15:57] <The_Boss> Oh my..
  44. [15:57] <pigBurner> ok biiig clue here, it goes places
  45. [15:57] <The_Boss> We do not need to know about this then
  46. [15:57] <mantonSiberian> You bought a plane
  47. [15:57] <mantonSiberian> So that you can be like me
  48. [15:57] <The_Boss> Im sure it is its first time going places...
  49. [15:57] <groundedMythologist> God, this sounds like the conversations my parents have
  50. [15:57] <groundedMythologist> Gross...
  51. [15:57] <pigBurner> Oh you moron, if you were here I'd have punched ya in the face
  52. [15:58] <mantonSiberian> I don't hear a no~
  53. [15:58] <pigBurner> no it's not a plane
  54. [15:58] <mantonSiberian> Aww
  55. [15:58] <pigBurner> how is a plane alive?
  56. [15:58] <groundedMythologist> That reminds me of this movie I saw.
  57. [15:58] <The_Boss> its much smaller
  58. [15:58] <pigBurner> yeah it is much smaller than a plane
  59. [15:58] <mantonSiberian> Um... reasons
  60. [15:58] <groundedMythologist> A plane practically blew up, and all these people died.
  61. [15:59] <mantonSiberian> Oh, cool
  62. [15:59] <pigBurner> that sounds like every movie with a plane ever
  63. [15:59] <groundedMythologist> But this one had a guy with a mask
  64. [15:59] <The_Boss> For you, maybe
  65. [15:59] <unstableEquilibrium> Sounds... Interesting to say the least.
  66. [15:59] <groundedMythologist> Do you guys know who batman is?
  67. [15:59] <pigBurner> ok so it's big, but smaller than a plane, it's alive and it goes places
  68. [15:59] <pigBurner> and it's awesome
  69. [15:59] <mantonSiberian> Horse?
  70. [15:59] <pigBurner> come ooooon it's not THAT hard
  71. [15:59] <mantonSiberian> PB did you buy a pony?
  72. [15:59] <pigBurner> YES
  73. [15:59] <The_Boss> I feel uncomfortable
  74. [16:00] <pigBurner> not a pony
  75. [16:00] <mantonSiberian> Wait really?
  76. [16:00] <pigBurner> a REAL horse
  77. [16:00] <pigBurner> YES
  78. [16:00] <The_Boss> decent eating
  79. [16:00] <The_Boss> too noisy
  80. [16:00] <groundedMythologist> Oh god, no
  81. [16:00] <pigBurner> didn't really buy it, a friend gave it to me
  82. [16:00] <pigBurner> dude horses are awesome
  83. [16:00] <The_Boss> Works well in difficult terrain
  84. [16:00] <unstableEquilibrium> Why?
  85. [16:00] <mantonSiberian> You should strap jet engines to it so you can fly it around like a plane
  86. [16:00] <mantonSiberian> And also a Bane mask
  87. [16:00] <The_Boss> They spook too easily, dont do that
  88. [16:01] <pigBurner> omg
  89. [16:01] <pigBurner> that would be hilarious
  90. [16:01] <groundedMythologist> Now this guy knows what he's talking about
  91. [16:01] <The_Boss> This is making me hungry
  92. [16:01] <The_Boss> I will be a moment.
  93. [16:01] <groundedMythologist> I wonder if you ever took the mask off he'd die?
  94. [16:01] <pigBurner> hey now that I have a steed I proclaim myself the knight of liberty
  95. [16:01] <pigBurner> who shall be my squire
  96. [16:01] <mantonSiberian> That would be actually pretty awesome
  97. [16:01] <groundedMythologist> Not me
  98. [16:01] <mantonSiberian> Hook the mask up to a bomb vest or something
  99. [16:02] <mantonSiberian> Or saddle or whatever horses wear
  100. [16:02] <unstableEquilibrium> As a knight, do you actually ask who your squire will be?
  101. [16:02] <unstableEquilibrium> I imagine you would just decide for yourself.
  102. [16:02] <unstableEquilibrium> Or perhaps have one assigned to you.
  103. [16:02] <mantonSiberian> And then fly it out above your enemies' houses, take the mask off, and let it rain down destruction upon them
  104. [16:02] <pigBurner> what are you talking about?
  105. [16:03] <pigBurner> I am confused
  106. [16:03] <The_Boss> Anyone want to share a recipe for barkbeast?
  107. [16:03] <pigBurner> milk
  108. [16:03] <mantonSiberian> Making it so mask-removal causes horse-death
  109. [16:03] <pigBurner> that's it
  110. [16:03] <pigBurner> nooooo!
  111. [16:03] <pigBurner> Don't kill the horses
  112. [16:03] <mantonSiberian> Aww
  113. [16:03] <groundedMythologist> What is barkbeast, uhh... boss? Whoever you are
  114. [16:03] <mantonSiberian> Well there goes that plan
  115. [16:03] <The_Boss> They are canines
  116. [16:03] <The_Boss> Or dogs, as some call them
  117. [16:04] <mantonSiberian> Sorry GM, Operation Take Off The Mask is a no-go
  118. [16:04] <mantonSiberian> PB's apparently stingy with blowing up his horses
  119. [16:04] <pigBurner> yeah
  120. [16:04] <pigBurner> my horses are first class citizens
  121. [16:04] <pigBurner> if you can't hold your horses then that's your problem
  122. [16:05] <groundedMythologist> Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa..
  123. [16:05] <unstableEquilibrium> Hysterical.
  124. [16:05] <The_Boss> I see you all have no culinary creativity dispite the usual flights of fantasy that crash and burn into the absurd
  125. [16:06] <pigBurner> calm down
  126. [16:06] <mantonSiberian> No
  127. [16:06] <pigBurner> you might wake up your neigh bours
  128. [16:06] <pigBurner> I had to
  129. [16:06] <pigBurner> it was too good
  130. [16:06] <mantonSiberian> We're all worthless chefs, and our laughter is so great that the world as a whole is awake now
  131. [16:06] <groundedMythologist> Okay, pun master. Calm it down
  132. [16:06] <The_Boss> you added a space
  133. [16:06] <The_Boss> Dog meat is tough anyways, I'll just do the usual
  134. [16:07] <pigBurner> OMG WHY WOULD YOU EAT A DOG
  135. [16:07] <mantonSiberian> Aliens are, right now, attempting to track down the massive signal our laughter just emitted into space
  136. [16:07] <The_Boss> It is edible
  137. [16:07] <pigBurner> POOR DOGS
  138. [16:07] <mantonSiberian> Something something [racist joke]
  139. [16:07] <The_Boss> It was wild.
  140. [16:07] <The_Boss> And it came too close when I was hungry
  141. [16:08] <The_Boss> I dont see the issue here
  142. [16:08] <groundedMythologist> That sounds too much like my dad.
  143. [16:08] <pigBurner> omg
  144. [16:08] <groundedMythologist> He was.. something.
  145. [16:08] <pigBurner> what the hell guys
  146. [16:08] <The_Boss> Was?
  147. [16:08] <mantonSiberian> ... Is eating wild animals seriously this common?
  148. [16:08] <pigBurner> it's not!
  149. [16:08] <mantonSiberian> Thank heavens
  150. [16:08] <mantonSiberian> Like, c'mon people
  151. [16:09] <mantonSiberian> We ain't homeless here
  152. [16:09] <pigBurner> for once I stand with MS here
  153. [16:09] <The_Boss> Hunting animals makes hunting targets easier
  154. [16:09] <The_Boss> Plus, it is an enjoyable hobby
  155. [16:09] <pigBurner> they didn't do anything to you!
  156. [16:09] <groundedMythologist> It was back before I was born. He would do stuff like that when he was on Alternia
  157. [16:09] <The_Boss> have you ever truly made a meal for yourself? Like hunted it down, skinned it, cooked it?
  158. [16:09] <The_Boss> It is the best way to enjoy a meal.
  159. [16:09] <pigBurner> you are a fucking barbarian
  160. [16:09] <groundedMythologist> I have... Thanks dad.
  161. [16:09] <mantonSiberian> I did it just the other day
  162. [16:09] <The_Boss> Alternia... He, too?
  163. [16:10] <The_Boss> Interesting.
  164. [16:10] <groundedMythologist> People who do that are not barbarians. They need to survive somehow.
  165. [16:10] <mantonSiberian> Tracked down this piece of cheese in its natural habitat - the fridge. And then I ripped off the plastic skin and consumed it raw
  166. [16:10] <mantonSiberian> Because I'm just that metal
  167. [16:10] <groundedMythologist> And yes, long before I was born. I live in Australia.
  168. [16:10] <pigBurner> you are living in a civilised place
  169. [16:10] <pigBurner> you have connection to the internet
  170. [16:10] <pigBurner> you do NOT need to attack innocent animals like that
  171. [16:10] <The_Boss> I have neighbors that have threatened to eat me, to be fair.
  172. [16:11] <groundedMythologist> Well... boss, are you in alternia?
  173. [16:11] <The_Boss> Yes.
  174. [16:11] <pigBurner> Still
  175. [16:11] <The_Boss> I am.
  176. [16:11] <groundedMythologist> That's why.
  177. [16:11] <pigBurner> no it doesn't justify it!
  178. [16:11] <mantonSiberian> Move to a better neighbourhood
  179. [16:11] <groundedMythologist> They mustn't have another choice. It's not like earth
  180. [16:11] <pigBurner> there are great beacons of civilisation there!
  181. [16:11] <pigBurner> they DO have a choice!
  182. [16:11] <groundedMythologist> They have to fight for their things. They can't go to a store and buy it
  183. [16:11] <The_Boss> There isnt one. Or really any collective that is welcoming to outsiders
  184. [16:12] <pigBurner> YES THEY CAN
  185. [16:12] <The_Boss> Both of you
  186. [16:12] <The_Boss> Calm down
  187. [16:12] <groundedMythologist> how would you know? do you live there or ever have?
  188. [16:12] <The_Boss> You are both correct to an extent
  189. [16:12] <pigBurner> I WISH I could go there
  190. [16:12] <The_Boss> There is so peaceful areas that are developed
  191. [16:12] <groundedMythologist> Here, we dont need to do that
  192. [16:12] <The_Boss> And my area is not
  193. [16:12] <groundedMythologist> Which is good.
  194. [16:12] <groundedMythologist> I just know of what my dad told me about.
  195. [16:13] <pigBurner> look for yourself then
  196. [16:13] <groundedMythologist> I can't get back there, myself.
  197. [16:13] <mantonSiberian> A brief Google makes it honestly seem like your kinda place, PB
  198. [16:13] <mantonSiberian> No government
  199. [16:13] <The_Boss> Father? There were humans on alternia?
  200. [16:13] <mantonSiberian> Y'kill who y'wanna kill, do what y'wanna do
  201. [16:13] <groundedMythologist> No, there weren't
  202. [16:13] <pigBurner> aw
  203. [16:13] <groundedMythologist> He is a troll
  204. [16:14] <pigBurner> for a moment I had a tad of hope
  205. [16:14] <groundedMythologist> I am half human, half troll
  206. [16:14] <pigBurner> what?
  207. [16:14] <The_Boss> That... is possible?
  208. [16:14] <pigBurner> that's a thing?
  209. [16:14] <The_Boss> Interesting
  210. [16:14] <unstableEquilibrium> Huh.
  211. [16:14] <groundedMythologist> I guess, i mean I'm here aren't I?
  212. [16:14] <pigBurner> pics or it didn't happen
  213. [16:14] <mantonSiberian> ... Why would that be impossible?
  214. [16:14] <pigBurner> genetics?
  215. [16:14] <The_Boss> I thought that the combination would go to rot somewhere
  216. [16:14] <groundedMythologist> The ways trolls breed is different
  217. [16:14] <The_Boss> But that is just me
  218. [16:14] <groundedMythologist> But it worked I guess
  219. [16:14] <pigBurner> how is it even compatible?
  220. [16:15] <The_Boss> Amazing... your father can see his descendant
  221. [16:15] <groundedMythologist> I'm pretty normal.
  222. [16:15] <mantonSiberian> IVF?
  223. [16:15] <groundedMythologist> I look and act normal
  224. [16:15] <pigBurner> it is?
  225. [16:15] <groundedMythologist> I... don't want to ask
  226. [16:15] <pigBurner> I haven't seen mixed people
  227. [16:15] <The_Boss> That... That must be wonderful
  228. [16:15] <groundedMythologist> My parents are so odd.
  229. [16:15] <groundedMythologist> They would go into too much detail
  230. [16:15] <melancholicRegent> wait, if your mixed, than what blood color do you have?
  231. [16:15] <pigBurner> I wanna know the details
  232. [16:15] <pigBurner> yes
  233. [16:15] <groundedMythologist> A mix of burgundy and human blood
  234. [16:15] <groundedMythologist> Which is red
  235. [16:16] <melancholicRegent> oh wow
  236. [16:16] <pigBurner> ah
  237. [16:16] <groundedMythologist> If I bleed, it's like a bright rust color
  238. [16:16] <pigBurner> you got the skin colour?
  239. [16:16] <unstableEquilibrium> How would that compare on the hemospectrum?
  240. [16:16] <melancholicRegent> socially speaking, thats as bad as you can get
  241. [16:16] <groundedMythologist> I don't really know
  242. [16:16] <mantonSiberian> It'd be one step sideways
  243. [16:16] <groundedMythologist> I doubt there is anyone like me
  244. [16:16] <unstableEquilibrium> Ouch.
  245. [16:16] <mantonSiberian> Because y'really don't have a stance on it anymore
  246. [16:16] <pigBurner> damn
  247. [16:16] <pigBurner> that's really impressive
  248. [16:16] <groundedMythologist> Guess that's why my dad trained me when I was young
  249. [16:16] <groundedMythologist> Just in case
  250. [16:17] <pigBurner> I guess it's also a troll thing
  251. [16:17] <groundedMythologist> He was hunted because he was a burgundy
  252. [16:17] <groundedMythologist> Back on Alternia
  253. [16:17] <pigBurner> yeah, that's... rough
  254. [16:18] <groundedMythologist> I love the old man though
  255. [16:18] <groundedMythologist> He meant well
  256. [16:18] <unstableEquilibrium> I don't know if I'm allowed to call them racist for hunting different blood colours, or if that would make me racist towards their whole species.
  257. [16:18] <groundedMythologist> Anyways, are any of you guys trolls?
  258. [16:18] <mantonSiberian> A little of both
  259. [16:18] <melancholicRegent> I'm a troll
  260. [16:18] <melancholicRegent> Cerulean blood
  261. [16:18] <mantonSiberian> You're still being racist, but they are too
  262. [16:18] <groundedMythologist> Oh nice
  263. [16:18] <mantonSiberian> It's just racist to disagree with another race's racist actions
  264. [16:18] <unstableEquilibrium> My apologies, then.
  265. [16:19] <unstableEquilibrium> And no, I'm human.
  266. [16:19] <groundedMythologist> Lucky for me, I dont have to worry about that
  267. [16:19] <groundedMythologist> being a hybrid :P
  268. [16:19] <The_Boss> I am a purple
  269. [16:19] <pigBurner> man that's so awesome
  270. [16:19] <pigBurner> do you have horns too?
  271. [16:19] <groundedMythologist> Oh wow... You must be special
  272. [16:19] <The_Boss> Yes
  273. [16:19] <The_Boss> I resent my class
  274. [16:19] <groundedMythologist> Purple bloods aren't common
  275. [16:19] <melancholicRegent> GM, by Alternian standards you'd just be a mutant troll
  276. [16:19] <The_Boss> We are the demons of this hellhole
  277. [16:20] <pigBurner> that's a rough way to put it
  278. [16:20] <groundedMythologist> I wish my dad could come get you out or something
  279. [16:20] <unstableEquilibrium> I thought purple was a noble blood?
  280. [16:20] <pigBurner> i mean you don't have to act like that too
  281. [16:20] <groundedMythologist> Seems like you dont like it much
  282. [16:20] <pigBurner> oh wait i forgot you are a barbarian
  283. [16:20] <melancholicRegent> it is
  284. [16:20] <The_Boss> I don't
  285. [16:20] <unstableEquilibrium> If you're noble, how are you demonic?
  286. [16:20] <The_Boss> That is why a lot of my targets of choice are old purple associates
  287. [16:20] <melancholicRegent> same thing for trolls
  288. [16:20] <The_Boss> I've always been a demon
  289. [16:20] <pigBurner> then just dissociate from them
  290. [16:20] <mantonSiberian> C'mon UE
  291. [16:20] <mantonSiberian> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NobleDemon
  292. [16:20] <mantonSiberian> S'not that complicated
  293. [16:21] <pigBurner> heh
  294. [16:22] <unstableEquilibrium> Interesting.
  295. [16:22] <pigBurner> hey GM, you didn't answer, how are your horns?
  296. [16:22] <groundedMythologist> Oh, sorry
  297. [16:22] <groundedMythologist> I don't really have horns
  298. [16:22] <pigBurner> tis fine
  299. [16:22] <pigBurner> ah!
  300. [16:22] <groundedMythologist> I can pass as a human easily
  301. [16:22] <pigBurner> not even like little bumps?
  302. [16:22] <pigBurner> wow
  303. [16:22] <groundedMythologist> No, not at all
  304. [16:22] <pigBurner> wow that's really surprising
  305. [16:23] <pigBurner> so surprising I'm not sure you are telling the truth
  306. [16:23] <The_Boss> That's actually a huge mark of shame
  307. [16:23] <mantonSiberian> PB how dare you
  308. [16:23] <mantonSiberian> You racist monster
  309. [16:23] <The_Boss> Small horns are a sign of weakness
  310. [16:23] <mantonSiberian> Troll genes are recessive
  311. [16:23] <pigBurner> well we've yet to see evidence of this
  312. [16:23] <groundedMythologist> I sure am not weak
  313. [16:23] <unstableEquilibrium> Well, PB, you aren't really in any position to challenge GM's statements.
  314. [16:23] <unstableEquilibrium> You've kind of only just found this out.
  315. [16:23] <groundedMythologist> I've been trained to fight since i was a child
  316. [16:23] <mantonSiberian> I mean, he kind of is
  317. [16:24] <groundedMythologist> Thanks UE
  318. [16:24] <pigBurner> I am
  319. [16:24] <pigBurner> nothing's stopping me
  320. [16:24] <groundedMythologist> I'll show you guys some other time
  321. [16:24] <unstableEquilibrium> Like, mutant blood colour is fine, skin tone is fine.
  322. [16:24] <unstableEquilibrium> But HORNS
  323. [16:24] <pigBurner> also I did ask at the start pics or it didn't happen
  324. [16:24] <unstableEquilibrium> THAT'S where you draw the line.
  325. [16:24] <mantonSiberian> Considering the chances of us happening across someone who is the only one of their kind, with absolutely no physical evidence to prove it
  326. [16:24] <mantonSiberian> Despite IVF totally being a thing
  327. [16:24] <pigBurner> well it all seems too human
  328. [16:24] <groundedMythologist> I never said I wouldn't show
  329. [16:24] <pigBurner> like your skin ins't even like a little bit grey?
  330. [16:24] <mantonSiberian> Like yeah, I'm sure we're all being terrible people for ever doubting this all
  331. [16:25] <groundedMythologist> I just said not now, once i know you guys better
  332. [16:25] <pigBurner> pure white eyes too?
  333. [16:25] <mantonSiberian> But seriously?
  334. [16:25] <groundedMythologist> It's a little grey
  335. [16:25] <pigBurner> take a pic of your hand or something
  336. [16:25] <groundedMythologist> I just look a tiny bit sickly
  337. [16:25] <The_Boss> I'd like to train with you sometime
  338. [16:25] <The_Boss> I've not fought anyone like you
  339. [16:26] <groundedMythologist> That would be cool
  340. [16:26] <pigBurner> wow
  341. [16:26] <pigBurner> he's gonna kill you
  342. [16:26] <pigBurner> hoooow subtle
  343. [16:26] <groundedMythologist> I could fight against someone other than my dad.
  344. [16:26] <mantonSiberian> F
  345. [16:26] <The_Boss> And you have been trained by a lowblood from Alternia, your style is not unlike my own
  346. [16:26] <groundedMythologist> I doubt Boss will kill me
  347. [16:26] <unstableEquilibrium> So, how do troll dads work?
  348. [16:26] <mantonSiberian> The bizarreblood has been culled by the self-proclaimed hunter demon
  349. [16:27] <pigBurner> so you don't trust us enough to SHOW YOUR HAND but you trust him enough TO NOT KILL YOU?
  350. [16:27] <pigBurner> damn
  351. [16:27] <groundedMythologist> I know about people like Boss
  352. [16:27] <groundedMythologist> My dad was much like it
  353. [16:27] <mantonSiberian> PB. TB doesn't actually have any way to, y'know, find GM?
  354. [16:27] <unstableEquilibrium> Ouch.
  355. [16:27] <mantonSiberian> S'kind of a moot point
  356. [16:28] <unstableEquilibrium> Reminds me of how PB wants to punch Lysander in the face.
  357. [16:28] <pigBurner> well sounds like he trusts him already
  358. [16:28] <groundedMythologist> We're on separate planets.
  359. [16:28] <groundedMythologist> We really can't find each other
  360. [16:28] <mantonSiberian> Yeah, but we all know PB would never hurt me
  361. [16:28] <pigBurner> well again we still don't know if that's true
  362. [16:28] <groundedMythologist> I don't trust people right away
  363. [16:28] <mantonSiberian> No matter how much I beg
  364. [16:28] <pigBurner> for all we know he's a creep in the basement
  365. [16:28] <unstableEquilibrium> How did you get to Earth in the first place?
  366. [16:28] <groundedMythologist> Boss just reminds me of my dad
  367. [16:28] <groundedMythologist> Me?
  368. [16:29] <unstableEquilibrium> Yeah.
  369. [16:29] <unstableEquilibrium> Or MR.
  370. [16:29] <groundedMythologist> This is gonna sound weird
  371. [16:29] <melancholicRegent> I was just born here
  372. [16:29] <melancholicRegent> or, hatched
  373. [16:29] <The_Boss> The only harm I think I would ever inflict any of you is fixing Lysander
  374. [16:29] <unstableEquilibrium> How did your parents get here?
  375. [16:29] <mantonSiberian> Aww, thanks sweetie
  376. [16:29] <mantonSiberian> But you know I don't feel that way about you
  377. [16:29] <groundedMythologist> but my dad and mom met in a game
  378. [16:29] <pigBurner> DAMN
  379. [16:29] <melancholicRegent> I don't have parents, I'm a troll
  380. [16:29] <groundedMythologist> One that transported them to a medium
  381. [16:30] <pigBurner> Did lys just reject him?
  382. [16:30] <pigBurner> DAMN
  383. [16:30] <unstableEquilibrium> Brutal.
  384. [16:30] <mantonSiberian> I do have *some* standards
  385. [16:30] <pigBurner> that was baaaaad
  386. [16:30] <unstableEquilibrium> Savage.
  387. [16:30] <mantonSiberian> I'm flattered you remembered my name, though
  388. [16:30] <pigBurner> he just got destroyed
  389. [16:30] <The_Boss> I hope you are aware that removing your gentials can be done smoothly or via 5.56 mm
  390. [16:30] <The_Boss> I can hit very small targets
  391. [16:30] <pigBurner> I'm printing this and hanging it on the wall
  392. [16:31] <groundedMythologist> Yep, sounds like dad
  393. [16:31] <mantonSiberian> Not when you're distracted by staring at me
  394. [16:31] <pigBurner> wow
  395. [16:31] <mantonSiberian> ;)
  396. [16:31] <pigBurner> that's just
  397. [16:31] <melancholicRegent> was your dad extremely insecure?
  398. [16:31] <pigBurner> wow
  399. [16:31] <groundedMythologist> No
  400. [16:31] <unstableEquilibrium> If that was your dad, then GM, I am so sorry for you.
  401. [16:31] <pigBurner> save that for the private chat guys
  402. [16:31] <groundedMythologist> Just inappropriate sometimes
  403. [16:31] <mantonSiberian> I'm trying
  404. [16:31] <The_Boss> Odd that eating a dog is over the line but shooting a penis off is just laughable
  405. [16:31] <groundedMythologist> anyways
  406. [16:31] <mantonSiberian> But he just won't stop flirting
  407. [16:31] <The_Boss> You all are interesting
  408. [16:31] <groundedMythologist> ill show you guys my hand
  409. [16:32] <groundedMythologist> so you all calm down
  410. [16:32] * groundedMythologist attaches a picture to the chat
  411. [16:32] <melancholicRegent> wait, who's apposed to eating a dog?
  412. [16:32] <pigBurner> guys guys
  413. [16:32] <unstableEquilibrium> Pretty much most of us.
  414. [16:32] <groundedMythologist> ((it's literally just her hand with a light grey tint to it))
  415. [16:32] <pigBurner> just go somewhere private for that
  416. [16:32] <mantonSiberian> M'tryin'
  417. [16:32] <groundedMythologist> Everyone but Boss.
  418. [16:32] <pigBurner> finally
  419. [16:32] <melancholicRegent> that just seems arbitrary, why are dogs off limits but cows alright?
  420. [16:33] <unstableEquilibrium> Do you have a cow for a pet?
  421. [16:33] <pigBurner> well I guess it is grey ish
  422. [16:33] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh, wait, right, troll.
  423. [16:33] <unstableEquilibrium> Apologies.
  424. [16:33] <mantonSiberian> Mostly because dogs have already been domesticated
  425. [16:33] <groundedMythologist> Told you
  426. [16:33] <mantonSiberian> It'd be like eating a goldfish instead of a salmon
  427. [16:33] <pigBurner> cows are protected by some religions
  428. [16:33] <melancholicRegent> trolls don't have cow pets
  429. [16:33] <groundedMythologist> On Alternia dogs aren't really domesticated.. right boss?
  430. [16:33] <mantonSiberian> Or some random leaves in a forest instead of lettuce
  431. [16:33] <mantonSiberian> Y'kinda eat the stuff that's been bred for eating
  432. [16:33] <melancholicRegent> how do random leaves relate in any way to dogs
  433. [16:34] <unstableEquilibrium> The same way cows do.
  434. [16:34] <pigBurner> I think he's comparing dogs to cows
  435. [16:34] <mantonSiberian> A cow is to a dog as lettuce is to a random leaf
  436. [16:34] <mantonSiberian> One's for food
  437. [16:34] <pigBurner> I mean from an absolute stand point, killing any animal is wrong
  438. [16:34] <mantonSiberian> One's not
  439. [16:34] <mantonSiberian> Or heck, a rose
  440. [16:35] <The_Boss> I'm sorry I finished skinning
  441. [16:35] <mantonSiberian> Something you keep around because you like having it there, not because you're gonna eat it
  442. [16:35] <pigBurner> unless you like thorns in your moth
  443. [16:35] <The_Boss> Did someone need something of me?
  444. [16:35] <pigBurner> ew
  445. [16:35] <melancholicRegent> people use roses as garnishes
  446. [16:35] <pigBurner> no need for those details caveman
  447. [16:35] <mantonSiberian> Do they really?
  448. [16:35] <pigBurner> yeah
  449. [16:35] <mantonSiberian> I may have to remember that
  450. [16:35] <mantonSiberian> Something to use my pile of spare roses for
  451. [16:36] <mantonSiberian> How about tulips?
  452. [16:36] <unstableEquilibrium> Why do you have a pile of spare roses?
  453. [16:36] <melancholicRegent> you have a pile of roses in an airplane?
  454. [16:36] <The_Boss> Roses are nice gifts
  455. [16:36] <mantonSiberian> Those aren't edible, are they?
  456. [16:36] <pigBurner> because roses grow in planes
  457. [16:36] <The_Boss> If you have someone special to give them
  458. [16:36] <mantonSiberian> Yes
  459. [16:36] <mantonSiberian> PB gets it
  460. [16:36] <melancholicRegent> eh
  461. [16:36] <pigBurner> oh now you are romantic
  462. [16:36] <The_Boss> I always liked receiving them..
  463. [16:36] <pigBurner> after killing an animal
  464. [16:36] <melancholicRegent> I don't really see the appeal
  465. [16:36] <mantonSiberian> The airplane is the natural habitat of rose piles
  466. [16:36] <The_Boss> its not the flower but the gesture
  467. [16:37] <pigBurner> look at the casanova
  468. [16:37] <mantonSiberian> It's where they live, grow old, and eventually die as I put them on my food
  469. [16:37] <mantonSiberian> The circle of life
  470. [16:37] <melancholicRegent> if someone gave you a dandelion would you feel special?
  471. [16:37] <pigBurner> I've heard rose petals are good for digestion
  472. [16:37] <The_Boss> If I felt anything for them
  473. [16:37] <unstableEquilibrium> That's not really much of circle.
  474. [16:37] <unstableEquilibrium> More like, a straight line.
  475. [16:37] <mantonSiberian> The straight line of life
  476. [16:37] <pigBurner> I personally like stars better
  477. [16:37] <pigBurner> lines are boring
  478. [16:38] <mantonSiberian> The star of life
  479. [16:38] <pigBurner> yes
  480. [16:38] <groundedMythologist> I love flowers
  481. [16:38] <The_Boss> I used to get fingers
  482. [16:38] <groundedMythologist> And stars
  483. [16:38] <The_Boss> thumbs to be exact
  484. [16:38] <groundedMythologist> Boss, please
  485. [16:38] <pigBurner> EW
  486. [16:38] <unstableEquilibrium> But, a star ends the same place it begins, which is my whole point.
  487. [16:38] <The_Boss> Fox had a weird sense of humor
  488. [16:38] <groundedMythologist> Who?
  489. [16:38] <pigBurner> you are so fucked up
  490. [16:38] <unstableEquilibrium> Lysander's rose pile cycle doesn't go back to where it starts.
  491. [16:38] <unstableEquilibrium> It's a straight line.
  492. [16:38] <The_Boss> He'd always say that I had to get him a matching thumb
  493. [16:38] <mantonSiberian> TB has an interesting way of tryna sound cool
  494. [16:38] <pigBurner> lys does your pile also have thorns?
  495. [16:39] <mantonSiberian> Yeah probably
  496. [16:39] <pigBurner> cause I need some rn
  497. [16:39] <melancholicRegent> Boss, you're proving all the stereotypes of royal bloods true
  498. [16:39] <groundedMythologist> Who is Fox?
  499. [16:39] <The_Boss> Fox was my old special someone
  500. [16:39] <melancholicRegent> no don't
  501. [16:39] <mantonSiberian> Oh sure I'll just dethorn every rose in my pile, and send them all your way
  502. [16:39] <mantonSiberian> The thorns, that is
  503. [16:39] <The_Boss> In your terms ha
  504. [16:39] <groundedMythologist> Aww, it didn't work out?
  505. [16:39] <pigBurner> I'll be right back
  506. [16:39] <mantonSiberian> The roses will obviously stay
  507. [16:39] <pigBurner> everyone don't die in the next 10 minutes
  508. [16:39] <pigBurner> except you boss you can die
  509. [16:39] <mantonSiberian> Don't tell me what to do!
  510. [16:39] <melancholicRegent> GM please don't give him attention
  511. [16:39] * groundedMythologist dies
  512. [16:39] <The_Boss> No, its not that. Fox passed away
  513. [16:40] <unstableEquilibrium> So, it didn't work out?
  514. [16:40] <unstableEquilibrium> Because they died?
  515. [16:40] <mantonSiberian> Revolution against Tyrant PB!
  516. [16:40] <groundedMythologist> Guess not
  517. [16:40] <mantonSiberian> /die
  518. [16:40] <mantonSiberian> *Anarchy*!
  519. [16:40] <unstableEquilibrium> and then there were 3.
  520. [16:40] <groundedMythologist> What was Fox like?
  521. [16:40] <melancholicRegent> don't say anarchy
  522. [16:40] <melancholicRegent> thats the worst way to rebel against PB
  523. [16:40] <mantonSiberian> Yeah okay if you say so
  524. [16:40] <unstableEquilibrium> That's true.
  525. [16:41] <mantonSiberian> I'll just listen to you and not say anarchy
  526. [16:41] <melancholicRegent> *Consumerism*
  527. [16:41] <mantonSiberian> *Capitalism*!
  528. [16:41] <melancholicRegent> *Imperialism*
  529. [16:41] <mantonSiberian> *Money*!
  530. [16:41] <The_Boss> He was a complete idiot. Never stuck to plans. Never liked a proper raid or strike. Sloppy with a blade and not very strong without it. The very definition of a small, angry lowblood that acts like a cornered animal with a hatred for anything that he would see as better.
  531. [16:42] <melancholicRegent> *nationalism*
  532. [16:42] <melancholicRegent> TB, please shut up
  533. [16:42] <The_Boss> But he lived his life without remorse, was loyal to the end.
  534. [16:42] <groundedMythologist> Now THAT sounds like my dad in his alternia days
  535. [16:42] <mantonSiberian> *Supremacy*!
  536. [16:42] <The_Boss> I was asked a question
  537. [16:42] <The_Boss> and I answered it
  538. [16:42] <unstableEquilibrium> So, why was he your special someone?
  539. [16:42] <unstableEquilibrium> It kinda sounds like you hate him.
  540. [16:43] <mantonSiberian> Kismesis is a thing, UE
  541. [16:43] <unstableEquilibrium> Right, sorry.
  542. [16:43] <The_Boss> Oh I did at first, or at least he did
  543. [16:43] <groundedMythologist> What's kismesis?
  544. [16:43] <mantonSiberian> ... Spades?
  545. [16:43] <groundedMythologist> I don't know some things
  546. [16:43] <The_Boss> But for some reason I never really had any black feelings for him
  547. [16:43] <unstableEquilibrium> Still haven't mastered the quadrants.
  548. [16:43] <mantonSiberian> When you dislike someone but still feel close to them
  549. [16:43] <melancholicRegent> you say remorseless and loyalty like their good things, but your friend was loyal to a bastard
  550. [16:43] <mantonSiberian> S'basically when you and another person act hostile to one another, but still care enough about the important things
  551. [16:44] <melancholicRegent> and remorselessness is not a good trait by any stretch of the word
  552. [16:44] <The_Boss> If you are calling me a bastard, then I suppose haha
  553. [16:44] <pigBurner> yo Im back
  554. [16:44] <pigBurner> did anybody die?
  555. [16:44] <mantonSiberian> Like how a strong enough rivalry can lead to two people taking care of one another, because that would be unfair if either got hurt
  556. [16:44] <mantonSiberian> Most of us, yeah
  557. [16:44] <pigBurner> shit I knew I should have protected you
  558. [16:44] <mantonSiberian> You really should have
  559. [16:44] <mantonSiberian> I can't believe you abandoned us like that
  560. [16:45] <pigBurner> it's not my fault!
  561. [16:45] <pigBurner> I had to!
  562. [16:45] <groundedMythologist> Do you guys wanna talk about something a little more... lighthearted?
  563. [16:45] <melancholicRegent> sure
  564. [16:45] <mantonSiberian> Wouldn't be opposed
  565. [16:45] <pigBurner> we are
  566. [16:45] <mantonSiberian> Anyone have some less edgy OCs?
  567. [16:45] <pigBurner> ?
  568. [16:45] <pigBurner> what?
  569. [16:45] <groundedMythologist> What do you guys do in your spare time?
  570. [16:45] <unstableEquilibrium> I imagine he's talking about characters for DND.
  571. [16:46] <mantonSiberian> That too
  572. [16:46] <melancholicRegent> I've never actually played D&D
  573. [16:46] <melancholicRegent> it sounds like fun
  574. [16:46] <The_Boss> What is D&D?
  575. [16:46] <mantonSiberian> Y'really should at least give it a shot
  576. [16:46] <mantonSiberian> One session never hurt anybody
  577. [16:46] <groundedMythologist> Nah, I'm okay
  578. [16:46] <The_Boss> But what is it
  579. [16:46] <groundedMythologist> Thank's though
  580. [16:46] <mantonSiberian> Except all those times people got so hooked they ended up starving from playing too much
  581. [16:46] <pigBurner> OH THE NERD GAME
  582. [16:46] <pigBurner> what happened with that?
  583. [16:46] <mantonSiberian> Pretty much nothing
  584. [16:47] <mantonSiberian> I'm still waiting on everyone's characters
  585. [16:47] <pigBurner> do I need to do anythign?
  586. [16:47] <unstableEquilibrium> I'm still waiting for every single rule ever about the game.
  587. [16:47] <mantonSiberian> Make up a character and send me their description/backstory/other notes
  588. [16:47] <melancholicRegent> I could make a character! I'd really like to play with you guys
  589. [16:47] <pigBurner> ok
  590. [16:47] <mantonSiberian> UE, there aren't any rules, it's mostly just like writing a story
  591. [16:48] <mantonSiberian> MR, you're hired. Write up a description and send me it privately later
  592. [16:48] <pigBurner> how much do I have to write?
  593. [16:48] <mantonSiberian> As much as you want. A few paragraphs should be fine
  594. [16:48] <pigBurner> also how much can I make up?
  595. [16:48] <mantonSiberian> *Everything*
  596. [16:48] <pigBurner> O:
  597. [16:48] <The_Boss> What is the goal of this?
  598. [16:48] <melancholicRegent> wait, whats the setting?
  599. [16:48] <pigBurner> you just doomed yourself man
  600. [16:48] <mantonSiberian> Setting, right now, is a vacuum
  601. [16:48] <The_Boss> Surely there is a point it to it
  602. [16:48] <mantonSiberian> Gonna make it up depending on the characters
  603. [16:48] <pigBurner> how does that even work
  604. [16:48] <melancholicRegent> the point is too have fun
  605. [16:49] <mantonSiberian> It improves cooperative skills, creativity, outside-the-box thinking, and being a nerd
  606. [16:49] <The_Boss> Oh
  607. [16:49] <mantonSiberian> Also math
  608. [16:49] <The_Boss> Well, I should probably refrain
  609. [16:49] <mantonSiberian> Depending on the edition, at least
  610. [16:49] <pigBurner> ok boss, civilised people do stuff just to entertain themselves
  611. [16:49] <The_Boss> My idea of fun and humor is not very common here
  612. [16:49] <mantonSiberian> Of course
  613. [16:49] <pigBurner> better
  614. [16:49] <mantonSiberian> Assumed you'd end up at that decision
  615. [16:49] <mantonSiberian> Anyone else interested?
  616. [16:50] <mantonSiberian> Last call before you're officially behind the others
  617. [16:50] <melancholicRegent> UE, you wanna play?
  618. [16:50] <unstableEquilibrium> Sure.
  619. [16:50] <melancholicRegent> GM?
  620. [16:50] <mantonSiberian> Magnifique
  621. [16:50] <pigBurner> so MR what will you do=
  622. [16:50] <pigBurner> ?*
  623. [16:50] <mantonSiberian> Now now
  624. [16:50] <mantonSiberian> I think planning things can wait until later, perhaps
  625. [16:51] <mantonSiberian> We do have a few who aren't involved. Wouldn't be right to exclude them
  626. [16:51] <pigBurner> I think I'll make a hedge-knight
  627. [16:51] <pigBurner> nah
  628. [16:51] <pigBurner> it's not like anything else is happening here rn
  629. [16:51] <The_Boss> Im cooking
  630. [16:51] <pigBurner> pff exclude boss from the fun? why would I do that?
  631. [16:51] <melancholicRegent> please no
  632. [16:51] <mantonSiberian> Fair enough
  633. [16:51] <pigBurner> see? he's busy being a barbarian
  634. [16:51] <The_Boss> Well, I think it is just because we enjoy different things
  635. [16:52] <The_Boss> I will not order you to comply to my interests
  636. [16:52] <groundedMythologist> Why are you guys calling Boss a barbarian?
  637. [16:52] <The_Boss> Or even give them the time of day
  638. [16:52] <pigBurner> cause he is
  639. [16:52] <groundedMythologist> That's kinda mean
  640. [16:52] <unstableEquilibrium> Well, I mean.
  641. [16:52] <pigBurner> it is, that's the point
  642. [16:52] <melancholicRegent> hes kinda mean
  643. [16:52] <unstableEquilibrium> He did threaten to shoot Lysander.
  644. [16:52] <mantonSiberian> I don't mind the getting shot thing
  645. [16:52] <unstableEquilibrium> That was also "kinda mean".
  646. [16:52] <mantonSiberian> I mind the obsession with exactly... *where* he keept focusing on
  647. [16:53] <pigBurner> see?
  648. [16:53] <melancholicRegent> Lys, its the principal of the thing
  649. [16:53] <groundedMythologist> Just because he.. or she? does things differently, you guys shouldn't be calling people names
  650. [16:53] <pigBurner> he's dangerous
  651. [16:53] <melancholicRegent> you're my friend
  652. [16:53] <groundedMythologist> Hes also on another planet
  653. [16:53] <pigBurner> of course we can call names
  654. [16:53] <groundedMythologist> he's not gonna hurt you
  655. [16:53] <mantonSiberian> Calling people names is, technically, another different way to do things
  656. [16:53] <melancholicRegent> I don't like people threatening to shoot of your genitals
  657. [16:53] <The_Boss> I have better things to shoot
  658. [16:54] <The_Boss> Your reaction was amusing
  659. [16:54] <mantonSiberian> Keep telling yourself that, hun
  660. [16:54] <mantonSiberian> Maybe it and ice cream can help numb the pain
  661. [16:54] <pigBurner> EW
  662. [16:54] <groundedMythologist> Clearly the boss doesn't give much of a shit about it anyways
  663. [16:54] <The_Boss> Dog works for me
  664. [16:54] <pigBurner> EWx2
  665. [16:54] <The_Boss> Just always have the exact same recipe
  666. [16:54] <mantonSiberian> Well there y'have it then
  667. [16:54] <pigBurner> I swear I'll beat you to death for this
  668. [16:55] <The_Boss> Fox used to be able to make jerky but I never asked him how to do it
  669. [16:55] <The_Boss> For what?
  670. [16:55] <mantonSiberian> Dog and my reaction can be your solace
  671. [16:55] <The_Boss> Dinner?
  672. [16:55] <groundedMythologist> My dad did too
  673. [16:56] <groundedMythologist> I can show you sometime if you want, Boss
  674. [16:56] <melancholicRegent> oh god damn
  675. [16:56] <melancholicRegent> I actually feel kinda hungry right now
  676. [16:56] == yzabtech has changed nick to zoroastrianTextuary
  677. [16:56] <pigBurner> sigh
  678. [16:56] <mantonSiberian> Can I interest you in some rose petals?
  679. [16:56] * zoroastrianTextuary has entered the chat
  680. [16:56] <melancholicRegent> oh god please no
  681. [16:56] <pigBurner> well at least someone civilised came
  682. [16:56] <zoroastrianTextuary> 6 people!
  683. [16:56] <groundedMythologist> Who's ZT?
  684. [16:56] <melancholicRegent> *5
  685. [16:56] <pigBurner> hey there ZT
  686. [16:56] <zoroastrianTextuary> is this a record?
  687. [16:56] <melancholicRegent> I'm gonna go make some dinner
  688. [16:56] <mantonSiberian> We missed you, Zoggo
  689. [16:56] <zoroastrianTextuary> it's so lovely to see you all!
  690. [16:57] <zoroastrianTextuary> what did i miss?
  691. [16:57] <mantonSiberian> Edgy OCs
  692. [16:57] <mantonSiberian> And really weird spadeflirting
  693. [16:57] <unstableEquilibrium> We all kind of argued with each other.
  694. [16:57] <pigBurner> Boss being an idiot
  695. [16:57] <unstableEquilibrium> Like that, yeah.
  696. [16:57] <The_Boss> This is a new person
  697. [16:57] <The_Boss> Hello
  698. [16:57] <groundedMythologist> PB, stop
  699. [16:57] <pigBurner> I mean it's not like he's not always like that
  700. [16:57] <pigBurner> no he's not
  701. [16:57] <The_Boss> GM, it is fine
  702. [16:57] <pigBurner> he's been here for a while
  703. [16:57] <zoroastrianTextuary> greetings, TheBoss!
  704. [16:57] <mantonSiberian> ZT's like my best friend
  705. [16:57] <groundedMythologist> It's a new person for Boss and I
  706. [16:58] <The_Boss> Erm, you can just call me Boss for short
  707. [16:58] <mantonSiberian> In as much as that he doesn't hate me yet
  708. [16:58] <zoroastrianTextuary> greetings, GM!
  709. [16:58] <The_Boss> Jackal insists on adding 'The' to everything..
  710. [16:58] <mantonSiberian> No matter how much I try
  711. [16:58] <zoroastrianTextuary> why would i hate you, MS?
  712. [16:58] <mantonSiberian> Because I keep on asking you to
  713. [16:58] <mantonSiberian> Please
  714. [16:58] <zoroastrianTextuary> you are a bit...persistent, when it comes to prophecies, but i could never hate you!
  715. [16:58] <pigBurner> Don't
  716. [16:58] <mantonSiberian> Aww
  717. [16:58] <mantonSiberian> You make me cry sometimes
  718. [16:59] <pigBurner> how nice
  719. [16:59] <zoroastrianTextuary> please don't cry!
  720. [16:59] <pigBurner> see?
  721. [16:59] <pigBurner> this is how normal people behave
  722. [16:59] <mantonSiberian> I'm trying not to
  723. [16:59] <mantonSiberian> But being unhated is making it hard
  724. [16:59] <pigBurner> just let it all out
  725. [16:59] <unstableEquilibrium> What about your self-hatred?
  726. [17:00] <pigBurner> well keep that in
  727. [17:00] <mantonSiberian> Yeah but hating myself still doesn't mean everyone else hates me
  728. [17:00] <mantonSiberian> And I need the entire world to despise my existence
  729. [17:00] <The_Boss> That seems a bit much
  730. [17:00] <mantonSiberian> Or else I'll have a mental conniption and the world will explode
  731. [17:00] <The_Boss> Why would you want to be hated?
  732. [17:00] <pigBurner> you are just unhatabe MS
  733. [17:00] <zoroastrianTextuary> what Boss said. why would you?
  734. [17:00] <mantonSiberian> Because I have a complex and I need it to be validated
  735. [17:00] <pigBurner> ok that's a bit of a stretch
  736. [17:01] <groundedMythologist> Yeah, I don't understand either
  737. [17:01] <mantonSiberian> Also I think it's funny
  738. [17:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> a complex?
  739. [17:01] <mantonSiberian> Yeah, a factory complex
  740. [17:01] <The_Boss> Hm...
  741. [17:01] <groundedMythologist> That's kind of..
  742. [17:01] <groundedMythologist> I don't know
  743. [17:01] <mantonSiberian> Not a mental one, obviously
  744. [17:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> really?
  745. [17:01] <groundedMythologist> Odd
  746. [17:01] <pigBurner> ZT remember what we said on being silly?
  747. [17:01] <mantonSiberian> I'm gonna go ahead and say yes
  748. [17:01] <The_Boss> So you are saying that you long to be hated because no one hates you?
  749. [17:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...oh.
  750. [17:01] <mantonSiberian> Well, you hate me
  751. [17:01] <The_Boss> That's kind of interesting
  752. [17:01] <pigBurner> ok I'll be back later
  753. [17:01] <mantonSiberian> But you do it in this really creepy way
  754. [17:01] <pigBurner> my personal dictators are calling
  755. [17:01] <The_Boss> This is Lysander, right?
  756. [17:01] <The_Boss> I can never tell
  757. [17:01] <mantonSiberian> Good luck with the parents, PB
  758. [17:02] <mantonSiberian> No, I'm actually Jeremiah Gottwald
  759. [17:02] <mantonSiberian> Archduke of the seventeenth layer of Incarnabulum
  760. [17:02] <mantonSiberian> Praise be to my name
  761. [17:02] <unstableEquilibrium> Would you like me to refer to you as Jeremiah from now on?
  762. [17:02] <mantonSiberian> I really would
  763. [17:02] <unstableEquilibrium> Got it.
  764. [17:03] <mantonSiberian> Appreciate it, mon ami
  765. [17:03] <groundedMythologist> He's being sarcastic, Boss
  766. [17:03] <The_Boss> Oh thank you
  767. [17:03] <mantonSiberian> No, I'm being Jeremiah Gottwald
  768. [17:03] <mantonSiberian> Archduke of the seventeenth layer of Incarnabulum
  769. [17:03] <mantonSiberian> Praise be to my name
  770. [17:03] <mantonSiberian> C'mon, pay attention
  771. [17:04] <mantonSiberian> I'm a fuchsiablood except my veins are also full of glitter, and I hate the caste system and use my position atop it to try and fix society, and I also have all varieties of psionics
  772. [17:04] <The_Boss> Very well
  773. [17:04] <The_Boss> That must be nice.
  774. [17:04] <mantonSiberian> No it's not
  775. [17:05] <zoroastrianTextuary> i thought you were a human, MS.
  776. [17:05] <groundedMythologist> Have fun with that, Archduke whatever you are
  777. [17:05] <mantonSiberian> Because I'm so wonderful and perfect that it's a curse
  778. [17:05] <mantonSiberian> Everyone is jealous and hates me because I'm better than them
  779. [17:05] <groundedMythologist> Well... if you insist
  780. [17:05] <mantonSiberian> @ZT: I am also a human
  781. [17:06] <The_Boss> I am sorry to hear it
  782. [17:06] <mantonSiberian> But I'm so wonderful everyone decided to inject my bloodstream with fuchsia blood and glitter and let me be in charge anyway
  783. [17:06] <The_Boss> But being as wonderful as you surely are, it must be nice
  784. [17:06] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...really?
  785. [17:06] <mantonSiberian> Yes, absolutely
  786. [17:06] <zoroastrianTextuary> (that was a display of sarcasm. i am sure you are a wonderful person.)
  787. [17:06] <unstableEquilibrium> I can't even tell who's being sarcastic anymore.
  788. [17:07] <mantonSiberian> Neither can I
  789. [17:07] <groundedMythologist> I think Boss figured it out
  790. [17:07] <mantonSiberian> I thought I was at first
  791. [17:07] <mantonSiberian> But now it's starting to feel legit
  792. [17:07] <mantonSiberian> Like I should rule an empire
  793. [17:07] <unstableEquilibrium> Good luck with that, Jeremiah.
  794. [17:07] <mantonSiberian> Thanks
  795. [17:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> empires might not exist soon.
  796. [17:07] <mantonSiberian> Good point
  797. [17:07] <mantonSiberian> Because it'll only be the one *empire*, right?
  798. [17:08] <groundedMythologist> Why do you say that ZT?
  799. [17:08] <zoroastrianTextuary> GM, you probably haven't been there for the days where I ramble on about prophecies, magic, and doomsday.
  800. [17:08] <unstableEquilibrium> I wasn't either, this is new to me.
  801. [17:08] <groundedMythologist> No, I haven't
  802. [17:08] <mantonSiberian> ZT kinda hosts a doomsday club
  803. [17:08] <mantonSiberian> And also owes me a prophecy
  804. [17:08] <zoroastrianTextuary> MS seems to enjoy said days greatly. he seems to be making a game based off of them...?
  805. [17:09] <unstableEquilibrium> The Cthulu game?
  806. [17:09] <mantonSiberian> Heck yeah
  807. [17:09] <zoroastrianTextuary> a "call of cthulhu" game?
  808. [17:09] <mantonSiberian> That book is totally gonna make an appearance
  809. [17:09] <The_Boss> So what do you all enjoy eating?
  810. [17:09] <mantonSiberian> Non-sequiturs
  811. [17:09] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am sure he meant "fluthulhu", there has been no mention of a "cthulhu" in any of my books.
  812. [17:10] <The_Boss> Maybe you all are just robots and don't eat at all
  813. [17:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not a robot.
  814. [17:10] <The_Boss> That would make some sense
  815. [17:10] <The_Boss> You are repulsed at the thought of eating anything, the fact it is barkbeast is only icing on the cake
  816. [17:11] <mantonSiberian> C'mon, ZT. I can't just copy the book outright. Need to stay original, y'know?
  817. [17:11] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am a human of Semitic/Palestinian descent, according to genetic tests i have done myself.
  818. [17:11] <groundedMythologist> Basically only PB is a robot
  819. [17:11] <The_Boss> Ahhh
  820. [17:11] <The_Boss> He is an oven!
  821. [17:11] <The_Boss> Pigburner
  822. [17:11] <The_Boss> you cook pigs in an ovem
  823. [17:12] <The_Boss> you cook pigs in an oven
  824. [17:12] <The_Boss> clever, clever
  825. [17:12] <mantonSiberian> And so the mystery was solved
  826. [17:12] <The_Boss> hahaha
  827. [17:12] <groundedMythologist> Oh my
  828. [17:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> i thought it was a reference to burning capitalists, who were compared to pigs.
  829. [17:12] <unstableEquilibrium> It's pretty much confirmed at this point.
  830. [17:12] <mantonSiberian> That was a red herring, ZT
  831. [17:12] <mantonSiberian> Which you obviously fell for
  832. [17:13] == pigBurner [[email protected]] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  833. [17:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> is this the "sarcasm" thing again?
  834. [17:13] <mantonSiberian> And with the mystery solved, PB has vanished from us, forever lost to the aether
  835. [17:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> i thought she just logged out.
  836. [17:13] <mantonSiberian> He did
  837. [17:13] <mantonSiberian> That was the joke
  838. [17:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> he*
  839. [17:15] <mantonSiberian> ... So lessee here
  840. [17:15] <The_Boss> Aw
  841. [17:15] <The_Boss> I need a better oven
  842. [17:16] <mantonSiberian> We've got a CE edgelord, a unique hybrid, an isolated oracle, a Mary Sue, and... UE and MR
  843. [17:16] <The_Boss> That one seemed to be personable at least.
  844. [17:16] <The_Boss> What?/
  845. [17:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> edgelord?
  846. [17:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> a lord...of edges?
  847. [17:16] <mantonSiberian> Very close
  848. [17:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not sure how one rules over the very concept of an edge.
  849. [17:17] <mantonSiberian> I'm proud of you for that, ZT
  850. [17:17] <mantonSiberian> It's lord of edginess
  851. [17:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> the concept of having edges?
  852. [17:17] <mantonSiberian> Yes
  853. [17:17] <mantonSiberian> Also this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=edgy
  854. [17:18] <mantonSiberian> MR's still afk, so how's about it UE?
  855. [17:18] <unstableEquilibrium> I could be the nerd, I guess?
  856. [17:18] <unstableEquilibrium> I play a lot of video games.
  857. [17:18] <mantonSiberian> Excellente
  858. [17:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> is Boss a polyhedron?
  859. [17:18] <mantonSiberian> Sort of
  860. [17:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> is that the type of edge you are referring to?
  861. [17:19] <mantonSiberian> It's really not. Check that link I sent you to explain things, okay?
  862. [17:19] <zoroastrianTextuary> Boss challenges societal norms?
  863. [17:19] <groundedMythologist> We get it... The boss isn't like us
  864. [17:19] <groundedMythologist> Moving on?
  865. [17:20] <mantonSiberian> Well, MR ain't here to round out our ragtag bunch of misfits
  866. [17:20] <The_Boss> Well, no one even said I was the one in question
  867. [17:20] <mantonSiberian> So there really isn't much more to move on to
  868. [17:20] <mantonSiberian> You are the one in question
  869. [17:20] <mantonSiberian> There, happy?
  870. [17:20] <The_Boss> Why are you so hostile?
  871. [17:20] <The_Boss> Have I done something to you?
  872. [17:20] <mantonSiberian> Yes
  873. [17:21] <The_Boss> Does my presence threaten you?
  874. [17:21] <zoroastrianTextuary> MS, please tone your attitude down a bit.
  875. [17:21] <mantonSiberian> You poisoned my water supply, burned my crops, and delivered a plague unto my houses
  876. [17:21] <The_Boss> Are you just afraid?
  877. [17:21] <mantonSiberian> Not cool, bro
  878. [17:21] <zoroastrianTextuary> from what i have seen, Boss has done no wrong to you.
  879. [17:21] <The_Boss> If I am your scapegoat, I have to say, I do not understand the leaps of logic performed to do so
  880. [17:22] <The_Boss> But the effort is flattering, if only in scale.
  881. [17:23] <The_Boss> Anyways, this dog is pretty good if you like tougher meat.
  882. [17:24] <melancholicRegent> hey I'm back
  883. [17:24] <The_Boss> I wish I could sent you all some, but I should probably have not said it was barkbeast
  884. [17:24] <mantonSiberian> Oh thank heavens someone sane is back
  885. [17:24] <melancholicRegent> where did PB go
  886. [17:24] <groundedMythologist> PB left
  887. [17:24] <zoroastrianTextuary> PB has logged out.
  888. [17:24] <mantonSiberian> Logged off to deal with his parents or something
  889. [17:24] <groundedMythologist> no idea why
  890. [17:25] <unstableEquilibrium> Am I not sane?
  891. [17:25] <mantonSiberian> You know PB. Anything else he'd have called "personal dictators"?
  892. [17:25] <zoroastrianTextuary> am i not sane?
  893. [17:25] <mantonSiberian> Yeah you guys're fine
  894. [17:26] <groundedMythologist> Then let's talk about something else
  895. [17:26] <melancholicRegent> wait ZT is still here?
  896. [17:26] <groundedMythologist> Instead of fighting
  897. [17:26] <mantonSiberian> Eeyup
  898. [17:26] <The_Boss> Do none of you eat??
  899. [17:26] <melancholicRegent> I just ate
  900. [17:26] <The_Boss> This is depressing
  901. [17:26] <melancholicRegent> thats why I was gone
  902. [17:26] <groundedMythologist> I eat, boss
  903. [17:26] <The_Boss> What did you eat?
  904. [17:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm still here.
  905. [17:26] <melancholicRegent> Macaroni and Cheese
  906. [17:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm not sure what i ate.
  907. [17:27] <mantonSiberian> Was it pages from your doomsday books?
  908. [17:27] <mantonSiberian> Because that seems like an unbalanced diet to stick with on a prolonged basis
  909. [17:27] <melancholicRegent> can we please not talk about ZT's stupid book
  910. [17:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> no, it was not pages from my books.
  911. [17:28] <mantonSiberian> Sure
  912. [17:28] <mantonSiberian> And aww
  913. [17:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> that wouldn't be a good idea.
  914. [17:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> books are not fit from consumption.
  915. [17:28] <The_Boss> Macaroni and cheese is nice but pretty simple
  916. [17:28] <The_Boss> Did it have anything special in it?
  917. [17:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> earlier, i had a snack, consisting of leben.
  918. [17:29] <mantonSiberian> So... yogurt?
  919. [17:29] <The_Boss> Leben?
  920. [17:29] <mantonSiberian> You didn't leave it out on the counter for a week first, did you?
  921. [17:29] <mantonSiberian> Tyn did that once and it ended up getting people drunk or something
  922. [17:29] <zoroastrianTextuary> Boss, it's a food made of soured milk.
  923. [17:30] <zoroastrianTextuary> it can be served with olive oil.
  924. [17:30] <melancholicRegent> yeah, I was all out of milk so I had to improvise
  925. [17:30] <melancholicRegent> and I actually did use olive oil
  926. [17:31] <The_Boss> Interesting
  927. [17:31] <The_Boss> I should try that the next time I find all the ingredients
  928. [17:31] == pigBurner [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_C4S3
  929. [17:31] <pigBurner> yo I'm back
  930. [17:31] <unstableEquilibrium> I found the oven.
  931. [17:31] <mantonSiberian> We missed you
  932. [17:31] <zoroastrianTextuary> welcome back!
  933. [17:32] <pigBurner> is everyone alive?
  934. [17:32] <The_Boss> haha so you have!
  935. [17:32] <The_Boss> Hello, sir oven
  936. [17:32] <mantonSiberian> Except the dead people, yeah
  937. [17:32] <melancholicRegent> hey PB
  938. [17:32] <pigBurner> yeah yeah
  939. [17:32] <pigBurner> whatcha need MR?
  940. [17:33] <melancholicRegent> nothing, I was just saying hi
  941. [17:33] <pigBurner> ah!
  942. [17:33] <pigBurner> well hi to you as well
  943. [17:33] <mantonSiberian> All good on the parental front?
  944. [17:33] <pigBurner> what happened while I was captive?
  945. [17:33] <pigBurner> yeah
  946. [17:33] <mantonSiberian> Perfecto
  947. [17:34] <pigBurner> nothing unusual, the standard you need to be more with your family and crap
  948. [17:34] <mantonSiberian> Of course
  949. [17:34] <mantonSiberian> Pretty much nothing interesting went down
  950. [17:34] <unstableEquilibrium> My mom is kind of the opposite way.
  951. [17:34] <groundedMythologist> My mom is too
  952. [17:34] <unstableEquilibrium> "You need to make more friends, spend less time alone."
  953. [17:34] <pigBurner> can we switch?
  954. [17:34] <groundedMythologist> My mom literally doesn't give a crap most of the time
  955. [17:34] <unstableEquilibrium> I'd rather not, my mom is rather nice.
  956. [17:35] <pigBurner> I would love to be an awesome half troll, let's switch places
  957. [17:35] <unstableEquilibrium> Not home much, but still, nice.
  958. [17:35] <groundedMythologist> lol
  959. [17:35] <mantonSiberian> Am... am I the only person happy with their mom?
  960. [17:35] <groundedMythologist> I like being a half troll
  961. [17:35] <unstableEquilibrium> I said I was happy.
  962. [17:35] <groundedMythologist> But you can have my mom
  963. [17:35] <mantonSiberian> You said she was never around
  964. [17:35] <pigBurner> deal
  965. [17:35] <zoroastrianTextuary> my guardian has never commented on my social situation.
  966. [17:35] <pigBurner> now how does the deal with the devil shit work again
  967. [17:35] <unstableEquilibrium> That doesn't mean I'm unhappy with her.
  968. [17:36] <unstableEquilibrium> She's still a good mom.
  969. [17:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> my guardian has also never made any physical presence to me, so that's also something to take into consideration.
  970. [17:36] <mantonSiberian> Basically, you send me six hundred and sixty-six Burger King coupons
  971. [17:36] <pigBurner> ZT is an orphan I'm p sure
  972. [17:36] <mantonSiberian> And then I switch your lives
  973. [17:36] <pigBurner> lol
  974. [17:36] <mantonSiberian> Blood contract optional, but this one is actually a deal I host
  975. [17:36] <mantonSiberian> So it's at a bit of a discount compared to regular negotiations
  976. [17:37] <pigBurner> now where the fuck do we get all those burger king cupons
  977. [17:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> PB, i'm not sure who my parents are, or if i even have them, but i was raised for as long as i remember by someone, or...something. would this make me an orphan?
  978. [17:37] <pigBurner> and how do you use them in plane land
  979. [17:37] <groundedMythologist> What's burger king?
  980. [17:37] <pigBurner> yes
  981. [17:37] <mantonSiberian> I send Mumsy out to buy them for me
  982. [17:37] <pigBurner> it's a fast food chain
  983. [17:37] <mantonSiberian> She has a BK wheelbarrow
  984. [17:37] <pigBurner> they sell shitty burgers
  985. [17:38] <groundedMythologist> Oh, we don't have that where i'm from
  986. [17:38] <mantonSiberian> They sell *fantastic* burgers
  987. [17:38] <pigBurner> you know they are crap
  988. [17:38] <pigBurner> =P
  989. [17:38] <mantonSiberian> Yes but I still love them
  990. [17:38] <mantonSiberian> They're like family
  991. [17:38] <melancholicRegent> you love crap
  992. [17:38] <mantonSiberian> Yes
  993. [17:38] <pigBurner> yes
  994. [17:38] <pigBurner> this is Lys remember
  995. [17:38] <mantonSiberian> I have no sense of fine dining whatsoever
  996. [17:38] <zoroastrianTextuary> burger king?
  997. [17:38] <mantonSiberian> Or any other sense of quality
  998. [17:39] <mantonSiberian> A restaurant, ZT
  999. [17:39] <pigBurner> It's a "restaurant" ZT
  1000. [17:39] <mantonSiberian> A terrible one
  1001. [17:39] <pigBurner> they sell "food"
  1002. [17:39] <groundedMythologist> Lysander or another version sounds familiar to me somehow
  1003. [17:39] <pigBurner> note the quotes
  1004. [17:39] <mantonSiberian> But one that I like to eat en masse
  1005. [17:39] <zoroastrianTextuary> is there really a king of cylindrical meat slabs sandwiched between two pieces of bread?
  1006. [17:39] <mantonSiberian> It's me
  1007. [17:39] <mantonSiberian> I have the cardboard crown and everything
  1008. [17:39] <pigBurner> there's no real king
  1009. [17:39] <pigBurner> but his picture is all over the place
  1010. [17:39] <mantonSiberian> @GM: It's probably because I'm famous worldwide for being amazing in every way
  1011. [17:40] <pigBurner> they use it for marketing
  1012. [17:40] <mantonSiberian> I'm not surprised you know my name
  1013. [17:40] <groundedMythologist> It's not you that I know
  1014. [17:40] <pigBurner> I am
  1015. [17:40] <groundedMythologist> It's like a female version that sounds familiar
  1016. [17:40] <pigBurner> how do you know his name?
  1017. [17:40] <groundedMythologist> Eh, oh well
  1018. [17:40] <pigBurner> ah
  1019. [17:40] <mantonSiberian> Lysette?
  1020. [17:40] <groundedMythologist> No
  1021. [17:40] <groundedMythologist> Not quite
  1022. [17:40] <pigBurner> Nerdetta?
  1023. [17:40] <mantonSiberian> Lyra?
  1024. [17:40] <groundedMythologist> Yeah, Lyra
  1025. [17:40] <mantonSiberian> And there we go
  1026. [17:41] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...lyra....
  1027. [17:41] <mantonSiberian> You know of Mumsy, then
  1028. [17:41] <zoroastrianTextuary> the name also sound familiar to me.
  1029. [17:41] <groundedMythologist> My grandpa told me about someone named lyra
  1030. [17:41] <melancholicRegent> ...
  1031. [17:41] <zoroastrianTextuary> sounds*
  1032. [17:41] <mantonSiberian> Dear sweet precious innocent Supreme Archdevil Bel
  1033. [17:41] <pigBurner> that is really creepy
  1034. [17:41] <groundedMythologist> My grandpa knew her
  1035. [17:41] <zoroastrianTextuary> she never had the title "supreme archdevil", from what i've read.
  1036. [17:41] <mantonSiberian> She claimed it herself
  1037. [17:41] <zoroastrianTextuary> maybe i've missed a chapter of the books?
  1038. [17:42] <unstableEquilibrium> Why has everyone heard of Lysander's mom?
  1039. [17:42] <unstableEquilibrium> That's so weird.
  1040. [17:42] <mantonSiberian> She's famous, dude
  1041. [17:42] <pigBurner> I haven't
  1042. [17:42] <mantonSiberian> Flies around the world doing homicide stuff
  1043. [17:42] <pigBurner> this is really fucking weird
  1044. [17:42] <groundedMythologist> My grandpa's name is Faerzen
  1045. [17:42] <mantonSiberian> Life of luxury in upper-class hotels?
  1046. [17:42] <zoroastrianTextuary> she was mentioned in the books i've read.
  1047. [17:42] <groundedMythologist> If that means anything to you
  1048. [17:42] <mantonSiberian> Basically the ultimate capitalist
  1049. [17:42] <zoroastrianTextuary> something to do with the Sabbath.
  1050. [17:42] <mantonSiberian> Doesn't mean a thing to me
  1051. [17:43] <groundedMythologist> Interesting
  1052. [17:43] <pigBurner> are you jewish lys?
  1053. [17:43] <mantonSiberian> That depends
  1054. [17:43] <mantonSiberian> Would you consider yourself to be anti-semitic?
  1055. [17:43] <pigBurner> no, that would be dumb
  1056. [17:43] <mantonSiberian> Then no, 'fraid not
  1057. [17:43] <pigBurner> I know the jewish tend to have family connections all over the place
  1058. [17:43] <pigBurner> and sabath is a thing for them
  1059. [17:44] <mantonSiberian> I really don't
  1060. [17:44] <mantonSiberian> Don't think she does, either
  1061. [17:44] <pigBurner> dude did you seriously suggest I'm a fucking NAZI!?
  1062. [17:44] <mantonSiberian> S'just us
  1063. [17:44] <mantonSiberian> What, no
  1064. [17:44] <mantonSiberian> Of course not
  1065. [17:44] <groundedMythologist> Where did you get nazi from that?
  1066. [17:44] <mantonSiberian> Why would I even-?
  1067. [17:44] <mantonSiberian> What?
  1068. [17:44] <unstableEquilibrium> I too am very confused.
  1069. [17:44] <melancholicRegent> antisemitism was mentioned
  1070. [17:44] <pigBurner> the anti semitism question
  1071. [17:45] <mantonSiberian> It was a joke, dude
  1072. [17:45] <pigBurner> ok better bet
  1073. [17:45] <mantonSiberian> If you said yes then I'd have said yes
  1074. [17:45] <pigBurner> be*
  1075. [17:45] <zoroastrianTextuary> i thought the nazi party ended in the 1940's.
  1076. [17:45] <pigBurner> I wish
  1077. [17:45] <pigBurner> those fuckers are still kicking, different name tho
  1078. [17:45] <zoroastrianTextuary> what do they call themselves now?
  1079. [17:45] <groundedMythologist> The KKK?
  1080. [17:45] <groundedMythologist> I know about them
  1081. [17:45] <mantonSiberian> "Race Realists"
  1082. [17:45] <groundedMythologist> They're in America
  1083. [17:46] <pigBurner> no they go by a more "normal" name now
  1084. [17:46] <melancholicRegent> Neo-Nazis?
  1085. [17:46] <mantonSiberian> Stormfront?
  1086. [17:46] <unstableEquilibrium> Government?
  1087. [17:46] <groundedMythologist> All I know id the churchgoers
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  1090. [17:46] <groundedMythologist> They're annoying
  1091. [17:46] == mode/#RPGStuck_C4S3 [+o yzabtech] by ChanServ
  1092. [17:47] <pigBurner> no that would be too clear
  1093. [17:47] <pigBurner> and no, as much as I complain god forbid they get to power
  1094. [17:47] <groundedMythologist> How did political things come up
  1095. [17:47] <mantonSiberian> ... R'you gonna tell us the name?
  1096. [17:47] <pigBurner> NPD
  1097. [17:47] <mantonSiberian> Or are we guessing some more?
  1098. [17:47] <mantonSiberian> Is it the horses?
  1099. [17:47] <mantonSiberian> I knew blowing up the horse was a good idea!
  1100. [17:47] <The_Boss> How could I eat it thennn
  1101. [17:47] <pigBurner> don't call horses nazis
  1102. [17:48] <pigBurner> horses are nice and pure
  1103. [17:48] <mantonSiberian> Oh okay then
  1104. [17:48] <mantonSiberian> If you're sure
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  1106. [17:48] <mantonSiberian> Unless *you're one of them*!
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  1108. [17:48] <pigBurner> NEVER
  1109. [17:48] <mantonSiberian> There. *Now* I've called you a nazi
  1110. [17:48] <pigBurner> rather be dead than help them
  1111. [17:48] <melancholicRegent> now thats just absurd
  1112. [17:49] <pigBurner> you know me well enough MR
  1113. [17:49] <melancholicRegent> if you help a nazi, you can at least try and fix that mistake
  1114. [17:49] <melancholicRegent> you can't fix being dead
  1115. [17:49] <pigBurner> no, if I was a nazi I'd be a traitor
  1116. [17:49] <mantonSiberian> ... MR, you're actually making it sound like becoming a nazi is a good idea
  1117. [17:49] <mantonSiberian> I'm actually a little impressed
  1118. [17:49] <pigBurner> yeah
  1119. [17:49] <pigBurner> what no!
  1120. [17:49] <mantonSiberian> At her ability to do so!
  1121. [17:49] <mantonSiberian> Because it's such a bad idea
  1122. [17:49] <mantonSiberian> Okay?
  1123. [17:50] <pigBurner> I am really disappointed
  1124. [17:50] <The_Boss> What is a Nazi
  1125. [17:50] <The_Boss> Should I know?
  1126. [17:50] <pigBurner> we need to have a talk later
  1127. [17:50] <melancholicRegent> also PB, knowing you, you'll probably do more to stop the Nazi's in your lifetime even if you help them once than you would if you were dead
  1128. [17:50] <mantonSiberian> ... I can't tell if "we" is you and I or you and MR right now
  1129. [17:50] <The_Boss> Why, is it something embarrassing?
  1130. [17:51] <The_Boss> We already know you are a oven haha
  1131. [17:51] <melancholicRegent> Nazi's were members of a group that commited attrocities in the name of racial purity
  1132. [17:51] <zoroastrianTextuary> Boss, from my knowledge, a Naziis a term for a member of the National Socialist party of Germany, formed in the 1920s by Adolf Hitler.
  1133. [17:51] <mantonSiberian> Basically
  1134. [17:52] <pigBurner> MR, I would never join their ranks
  1135. [17:52] <mantonSiberian> They killed lowbloods
  1136. [17:52] <pigBurner> I would do anything to stop them tho
  1137. [17:52] <zoroastrianTextuary> they practiced an ideology of nationalism, an extreme form of patriotism for ones country, and hatred against an ethnic subgroup descended from Eastern Europe and the Levant.
  1138. [17:52] <pigBurner> ok boss
  1139. [17:52] <mantonSiberian> ... Hold up
  1140. [17:52] <pigBurner> that was too much
  1141. [17:52] <mantonSiberian> That'd be you, wouldn't it ZT?
  1142. [17:53] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...possibly?
  1143. [17:53] <mantonSiberian> Levant
  1144. [17:53] <mantonSiberian> S'where wikipedia said Leben comes from
  1145. [17:53] <mantonSiberian> Or where people eat it or whatever
  1146. [17:53] <The_Boss> Interesting
  1147. [17:53] <The_Boss> Oven-boy
  1148. [17:54] <zoroastrianTextuary> their main reason for discrimination was for their practice of a religion titled "Judaism", and i am not sure if i have any links to Judaism.
  1149. [17:54] <melancholicRegent> PB, I'm not saying that you joining a nazi group is a good thing, I'm just saying that its better than death
  1150. [17:54] <The_Boss> This is very complex
  1151. [17:54] <zoroastrianTextuary> i do think i am closely genetically related to their people, though.
  1152. [17:54] <The_Boss> I dont think I have the attention at the moment for it
  1153. [17:54] <The_Boss> Hunger is getting to me
  1154. [17:54] <pigBurner> this argument is over.
  1155. [17:54] <zoroastrianTextuary> more so the Levant than Eastern Europe.
  1156. [17:54] <pigBurner> NOW
  1157. [17:55] <mantonSiberian> Probably a good call
  1158. [17:55] <groundedMythologist> I thought you just ate Boss
  1159. [17:55] <mantonSiberian> Enough with the Godwin's Law, people
  1160. [17:55] <melancholicRegent> say that from this moment you save 10 people from nazi attrocities over the course of your life
  1161. [17:55] <mantonSiberian> MR, stop
  1162. [17:55] <mantonSiberian> S'all just drop the nazi thing
  1163. [17:55] <pigBurner> stop
  1164. [17:55] <pigBurner> now
  1165. [17:55] <pigBurner> seriously
  1166. [17:55] <melancholicRegent> I'm trying to compliment you
  1167. [17:55] <melancholicRegent> shit that came out wrong
  1168. [17:55] <groundedMythologist> Guys, calm down
  1169. [17:55] <pigBurner> yes, it did.
  1170. [17:55] <groundedMythologist> all of you
  1171. [17:55] <melancholicRegent> I mean, your life is really meaningful
  1172. [17:56] <mantonSiberian> ^
  1173. [17:56] <The_Boss> I did
  1174. [17:56] <mantonSiberian> One of us who does more than sit at a keyboard
  1175. [17:56] <The_Boss> It was a very good dog
  1176. [17:56] <The_Boss> I realized that a lot of you havent had it and it made me more grateful
  1177. [17:56] <The_Boss> Which is odd, I didnt of myself the type to take things for granted
  1178. [17:57] <melancholicRegent> I don't think its worth too wipe all that out in order to avoid one, admittedly bad mistake, when you're likely going to do substantially good things in the world
  1179. [17:58] <groundedMythologist> What is going on now
  1180. [17:58] <mantonSiberian> But the world isn't math like that
  1181. [17:58] <groundedMythologist> Boss, keep talking about jerky
  1182. [17:58] <mantonSiberian> You can't just say 10>1 and let that solve the dilemma
  1183. [17:58] <mantonSiberian> Trolley problem, right?
  1184. [17:58] <mantonSiberian> It's an ethical problem for a reason
  1185. [17:58] <The_Boss> Uh, sure
  1186. [17:58] <mantonSiberian> Letting ten people die is one thing, but actively murdering one?
  1187. [17:59] <mantonSiberian> Guilt'll eat away at you whether or not what you did was mathematically the right choice
  1188. [17:59] <pigBurner> it is not black and white and it really really really REALLY depends
  1189. [17:59] <The_Boss> Why do you all talk about these things?
  1190. [17:59] <The_Boss> You don't have to kill or been forced to
  1191. [18:00] <mantonSiberian> Because it's *fascinating*
  1192. [18:00] <The_Boss> Why focus on something like death?
  1193. [18:00] <The_Boss> I guess it just... isn't special when you see it
  1194. [18:00] <mantonSiberian> Says the dude who likes talking about killing animals
  1195. [18:00] <The_Boss> That's just food.
  1196. [18:00] <melancholicRegent> death is going to be present regardless of whether we address it or not
  1197. [18:00] <melancholicRegent> might as well think about it to better live life
  1198. [18:00] <pigBurner> Killing for fun is outright wrong
  1199. [18:00] <The_Boss> Seems a bit over dramatic
  1200. [18:01] <pigBurner> killing for a reason is complicated
  1201. [18:01] <mantonSiberian> Of course it is
  1202. [18:01] <The_Boss> Ovens is right
  1203. [18:01] <mantonSiberian> Everything's complicated
  1204. [18:01] <pigBurner> DON'T CALL ME OVEN
  1205. [18:01] <melancholicRegent> just say PB
  1206. [18:02] <melancholicRegent> its even easier, two characters compared to four
  1207. [18:02] <The_Boss> Hey, it is more noble than Toaster
  1208. [18:02] <The_Boss> And besides what else would one burn a pig in?
  1209. [18:02] <melancholicRegent> you're going out of your way to annoy someone, and not in a funny way like lys
  1210. [18:02] <The_Boss> heeehee
  1211. [18:02] <mantonSiberian> Anyone willing to accept that TB has no sense of boundaries yet?
  1212. [18:02] <mantonSiberian> Or am I still the bad guy for pointing it out?
  1213. [18:03] <The_Boss> Coming from you, child, that's amazing
  1214. [18:03] <melancholicRegent> hes right though
  1215. [18:03] <melancholicRegent> also, how old are you?
  1216. [18:04] <The_Boss> I am 10 sweeps old
  1217. [18:04] <mantonSiberian> Who y'asking?
  1218. [18:04] <pigBurner> all of you are earning a beatup
  1219. [18:04] <mantonSiberian> I graciously accept
  1220. [18:04] <pigBurner> I expected better of you MR
  1221. [18:05] <The_Boss> How can an oven beat me up?
  1222. [18:05] <melancholicRegent> what did I say that was wrong!
  1223. [18:05] <pigBurner> ENOUGH
  1224. [18:05] <melancholicRegent> No tell me!
  1225. [18:05] <melancholicRegent> and TB, shut the fuck up!
  1226. [18:06] <pigBurner> You were being a NAZI apologetic
  1227. [18:06] <melancholicRegent> No, I wasn't!
  1228. [18:06] <pigBurner> and Boss is just crossing the border and burning it down
  1229. [18:06] <melancholicRegent> I explicitly stated that being a Nazi is awful!
  1230. [18:06] <mantonSiberian> ... PB?
  1231. [18:07] <The_Boss> MR
  1232. [18:07] <The_Boss> Calm down
  1233. [18:07] <The_Boss> Now.
  1234. [18:07] <The_Boss> If you have an issue with me state it
  1235. [18:07] <groundedMythologist> Guys, honestly, chill the fuck out
  1236. [18:07] <mantonSiberian> No, we're busy calling each other nazis
  1237. [18:07] <groundedMythologist> It's getting annoying
  1238. [18:07] <mantonSiberian> Welcome to the Internet
  1239. [18:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> please tone it down.
  1240. [18:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> this chat's devolving into chaos!
  1241. [18:08] <The_Boss> It's not like I ate your dog
  1242. [18:08] <mantonSiberian> Something something "anarchy!"
  1243.  
  1244. http://pastebin.com/WBdSZtDd
  1245.  
  1246. [18:08] <The_Boss> ...though I could
  1247. [18:09] <melancholicRegent> Every single time you talk about dogs or ovens, it becomes increasingly clear you're just trying to aggrevate us which is making an already shitty situation worst
  1248. [18:09] <groundedMythologist> MR, are you done? It's clearly a joke
  1249. [18:10] <The_Boss> Well
  1250. [18:10] <The_Boss> I did just finish the dog
  1251. [18:10] <melancholicRegent> not to mention that you prove every stareotype of highbloods right by talking about death and murder and shit like that for fun
  1252. [18:10] <The_Boss> The oven thing, well, a girl can dream
  1253. [18:11] <groundedMythologist> You're a girl, boss?
  1254. [18:11] <melancholicRegent> even fucking insulted your dead friend, although I suspect you made him up for attention, by calling him a pathetic burgundy or something along those lines
  1255. [18:12] <melancholicRegent> which is not only extremely rascist, but also its your friend!
  1256. [18:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> can we all calm down?
  1257. [18:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> please?
  1258. [18:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> i thought we were all friends!
  1259. [18:12] <unstableEquilibrium> Why on Earth or Alternia would you think that?
  1260. [18:12] <groundedMythologist> MR, you clearly don't know the extent of their relationship
  1261. [18:12] <groundedMythologist> Just leave it be
  1262. [18:13] <groundedMythologist> Why is there so much unnecessary slights?
  1263. [18:13] <groundedMythologist> are*
  1264. [18:13] <groundedMythologist> many*
  1265. [18:13] <groundedMythologist> ((fuck))
  1266. [18:14] <mantonSiberian> Because we're all terrible, mostly
  1267. [18:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> you all are not terrible.
  1268. [18:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> you're some of the best people i've ever met!
  1269. [18:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> (i haven't met many people, but let us ignore that.)
  1270. [18:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> so we can put all of this aside, and turn over a new leaf.
  1271. [18:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> teamwork will be necessary in the trials ahead.
  1272. [18:17] <mantonSiberian> Yeah, that'll happen
  1273. [18:17] <The_Boss> Sorry, I was cleaning
  1274. [18:18] <mantonSiberian> And here we go again
  1275. [18:18] <The_Boss> And yes, I am a girl. PB likes to call me a guy and I like to call him an oven
  1276. [18:18] <The_Boss> Which is just our friendship I suppose
  1277. [18:18] <groundedMythologist> "Friendship"
  1278. [18:19] <groundedMythologist> lol
  1279. [18:20] <mantonSiberian> [Racist joke about trolls being incapable of friendship]
  1280. [18:20] <zoroastrianTextuary> trolls are capable of friendship.
  1281. [18:20] <The_Boss> I think of most of you positively
  1282. [18:20] <The_Boss> You can get on my nerves
  1283. [18:20] <zoroastrianTextuary> if they weren't, how would they be coexisting with humans on Earth?
  1284. [18:20] <The_Boss> But to be honest, I very rarely get to speak to new people
  1285. [18:20] <mantonSiberian> Wonder why
  1286. [18:20] <The_Boss> So this is nice
  1287. [18:24] <mantonSiberian> ... Way to go Teebs, y'killed the chat
  1288. [18:26] <pigBurner> no wonder you are the most inadequate, socially inept piece of shit that has ever walked the planet
  1289. [18:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> the chat itself is not sentient. it is neither alive nor dead--
  1290. [18:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> whoa!
  1291. [18:26] <The_Boss> Oh hush, oven, I was trying to settle everyone down
  1292. [18:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> that was a bit far, don't you think?
  1293. [18:26] <The_Boss> Oh well, I guess.
  1294. [18:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> remember what i said about getting along?
  1295. [18:27] <melancholicRegent> TB, please don't call people oven
  1296. [18:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> and PB, please don't call people inadequate, socially inept pieces of excrement that have ever walked the planet.
  1297. [18:29] <mantonSiberian> We can all just get along
  1298. [18:29] <mantonSiberian> As long as everybody shuts up forever
  1299. [18:29] <The_Boss> Ovens are very nice
  1300. [18:29] <zoroastrianTextuary> i don't think what will happen when the day comes can be solved by silence.
  1301. [18:29] <groundedMythologist> Boss, I think we've had enough of the oven joke
  1302. [18:30] <The_Boss> For you
  1303. [18:30] <The_Boss> Anyways, I should probably take my leave now anyways
  1304. [18:30] <melancholicRegent> yes please
  1305. [18:31] <groundedMythologist> Bye, Boss
  1306. [18:31] <The_Boss> Have a good evening, comrades.
  1307. [18:31] <zoroastrianTextuary> goodbye, Boss.
  1308. [18:31] <unstableEquilibrium> Goodbye.
  1309. [18:32] <melancholicRegent> goodbye
  1310. [18:32] <mantonSiberian> Later Teebsy
  1311. [18:33] == The_Boss [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  1312. [18:33] <pigBurner> well, finally
  1313. [18:33] <mantonSiberian> Amen
  1314. [18:34] <pigBurner> I'm sorry guys
  1315. [18:34] <pigBurner> kind of exploded there
  1316. [18:34] <pigBurner> ok kind of a lot
  1317. [18:34] <melancholicRegent> its alright
  1318. [18:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...yeah.
  1319. [18:34] <mantonSiberian> I can't imagine anyone blames you
  1320. [18:34] <mantonSiberian> *Right*, guys?
  1321. [18:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> ....
  1322. [18:35] <pigBurner> but yeah, sorry
  1323. [18:35] <pigBurner> specially to you Raz
  1324. [18:36] <melancholicRegent> its ok
  1325. [18:36] <pigBurner> no, it's not
  1326. [18:36] <pigBurner> I treated you like shit
  1327. [18:36] <pigBurner> and you don't deserve that
  1328. [18:37] <melancholicRegent> I'm fine
  1329. [18:37] <groundedMythologist> It's nice to see you guys being nice now
  1330. [18:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> agreed, GM.
  1331. [18:37] <pigBurner> I'll try to make sure it doesn't happen again
  1332. [18:37] <mantonSiberian> I, for one
  1333. [18:38] <pigBurner> if it does, just kick me away
  1334. [18:38] <mantonSiberian> Am glad that captain Hate Sink is gone
  1335. [18:38] <pigBurner> no need for you to see this crap
  1336. [18:38] <mantonSiberian> Because now we can all focus our collective hatred towards me, where it belongs
  1337. [18:38] <pigBurner> yeah yeah
  1338. [18:38] <mantonSiberian> Maravilloso
  1339. [18:39] <pigBurner> ok so to move away from this
  1340. [18:39] <pigBurner> MR, got an idea for your character?
  1341. [18:39] <pigBurner> or if anyone wants to talk about anything else say it
  1342. [18:39] <melancholicRegent> I dunno
  1343. [18:40] <melancholicRegent> its kinda harder than I thought it would be
  1344. [18:40] <mantonSiberian> Setting is absolutely up in the air
  1345. [18:40] <mantonSiberian> Make up whatever suits your fancy
  1346. [18:41] <pigBurner> idk I imagine it's like making a fantasy kinda character
  1347. [18:41] <mantonSiberian> Fantasy is allowed
  1348. [18:41] <melancholicRegent> how about you guys tell me your ideas first, and I can come up with something to complement them
  1349. [18:41] <mantonSiberian> So is cyberpunk, scifi, anything
  1350. [18:41] <mantonSiberian> The worlds are your oysters
  1351. [18:42] <pigBurner> well, I thought we would do fantasy, so I was kinda thinking a hedge knight
  1352. [18:43] <mantonSiberian> By all means
  1353. [18:44] <pigBurner> so like for story I used to be a knight for a lord who is no more, got killed or something and now I just go around by myself searching for, something?
  1354. [18:44] <pigBurner> I need to work on it
  1355. [18:44] <mantonSiberian> Take your time
  1356. [18:44] <mantonSiberian> UE, MR? Anything?
  1357. [18:45] <mantonSiberian> ZT and GM, there's still time
  1358. [18:45] <melancholicRegent> uh, maybe a wizard?
  1359. [18:45] <melancholicRegent> I don't really know why a wizard would hang out with a hedge knight though
  1360. [18:46] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not interested in your game, sorry.
  1361. [18:46] <pigBurner> maybe we are like cousins or something?
  1362. [18:46] <mantonSiberian> That's fair
  1363. [18:46] <pigBurner> like in real life families would send the younger sons to be priests, we could say they do the same only with magic
  1364. [18:46] <mantonSiberian> It's not for everybody
  1365. [18:46] <pigBurner> which is way cooler btw
  1366. [18:47] <melancholicRegent> yeah ok
  1367. [18:47] <mantonSiberian> But you're always welcome to join in if you change your mind
  1368. [18:47] <unstableEquilibrium> I'll think of my character later.
  1369. [18:47] <melancholicRegent> actually
  1370. [18:47] <melancholicRegent> I might be down for playing a priest or cleric or something
  1371. [18:48] <pigBurner> that would be cool
  1372. [18:48] <pigBurner> so we hang around, we are trying to get something done
  1373. [18:49] <pigBurner> what tho
  1374. [18:49] <melancholicRegent> revenge for whoever killed your old lord?
  1375. [18:49] <pigBurner> that works
  1376. [18:49] <pigBurner> but it's a bit shallow, idk
  1377. [18:50] <melancholicRegent> alright, we can work on it
  1378. [18:52] <mantonSiberian> You have as much time as you need
  1379. [18:52] <mantonSiberian> But I *would* recommend speaking with UE about getting him involved as well
  1380. [18:52] <mantonSiberian> Perhaps Tyn as well, if either of you can find her online at some point
  1381. [18:53] <pigBurner> I think she's still busy "cleaning up"
  1382. [18:54] <mantonSiberian> Ah
  1383. [18:54] <mantonSiberian> That's... lovely
  1384. [18:59] <melancholicRegent> sorry, who's Tyn?
  1385. [19:00] <pigBurner> OT
  1386. [19:00] <mantonSiberian> operaticTinner
  1387. [19:00] <mantonSiberian> A friend
  1388. [19:00] <mantonSiberian> Sorta
  1389. [19:01] <pigBurner> you got a crush on her don't ya
  1390. [19:01] <pigBurner> hmmm?
  1391. [19:01] <mantonSiberian> She has a thing for me
  1392. [19:01] <mantonSiberian> Can you really blame her?
  1393. [19:01] <pigBurner> knew it
  1394. [19:01] <mantonSiberian> I am, after all, the total package
  1395. [19:01] <mantonSiberian> Worthless, immobile, unintelligent, unattractive...
  1396. [19:02] <mantonSiberian> How could anyone resist?
  1397. [19:02] <pigBurner> of course
  1398. [19:02] <zoroastrianTextuary> MS, i am not sure those are positive qualities.
  1399. [19:02] <pigBurner> I mean that's where the word casanova comes from
  1400. [19:02] <mantonSiberian> That's the joke, ZT
  1401. [19:02] <zoroastrianTextuary> oh.
  1402. [19:02] <mantonSiberian> The joke is that I'm a waste of human life
  1403. [19:03] <zoroastrianTextuary> no you're not!
  1404. [19:03] <mantonSiberian> That's what makes it a joke
  1405. [19:03] <zoroastrianTextuary> oh.
  1406. [19:03] <mantonSiberian> See, it's funny because it's true
  1407. [19:04] <zoroastrianTextuary> but it's not!
  1408. [19:04] <pigBurner> see: pile of typing blood
  1409. [19:04] <mantonSiberian> (Still joking)
  1410. [19:04] <mantonSiberian> Oh yeah
  1411. [19:05] <mantonSiberian> No, I got better since then
  1412. [19:05] <mantonSiberian> I'm typing with my fat fleshy fingers right now
  1413. [19:05] <mantonSiberian> With a pencil so I don't hit all the keys at once
  1414. [19:06] <zoroastrianTextuary> wait a minute.
  1415. [19:06] <zoroastrianTextuary> Faerzen.
  1416. [19:06] <zoroastrianTextuary> groundedMythologist, are you still there?
  1417. [19:06] <groundedMythologist> Sorry, was reading a bit
  1418. [19:06] <groundedMythologist> What's up?
  1419. [19:06] <zoroastrianTextuary> would his last name start with an N, by any chance?
  1420. [19:07] <groundedMythologist> Yeah
  1421. [19:07] <groundedMythologist> Norstov
  1422. [19:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> and end with a V?
  1423. [19:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> i was right.
  1424. [19:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> it was him.
  1425. [19:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> his significance shall be revealed soon.
  1426. [19:08] <melancholicRegent> ZT please don't
  1427. [19:08] <mantonSiberian> *THE PROPHECY*!
  1428. [19:08] <zoroastrianTextuary> MR, your ancestor's true first name started with an F, correct?
  1429. [19:08] <pigBurner> here we go again
  1430. [19:09] <melancholicRegent> fuck you
  1431. [19:10] <pigBurner> well that's a nice name
  1432. [19:10] <pigBurner> considering changing my name to that as well
  1433. [19:11] <melancholicRegent> heh
  1434. [19:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> and the fifth letter is K, correct?
  1435. [19:12] <pigBurner> hey Fuck you von Ulm, kinda works
  1436. [19:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> why would you put an expletive in your name?
  1437. [19:12] <pigBurner> no it's the fourth
  1438. [19:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> i was referring to MR's ancestor.
  1439. [19:13] <melancholicRegent> ZT, if you say any more stupid psychic babble I'm gone
  1440. [19:14] <mantonSiberian> Unless it's the prophecy
  1441. [19:14] <mantonSiberian> Prophecies are allowed
  1442. [19:14] <melancholicRegent> especially if its the prophecy
  1443. [19:14] <mantonSiberian> Okay but what if it's *my* prophecy?
  1444. [19:14] <pigBurner> well that was nicely timed
  1445. [19:14] <pigBurner> give MS his prophecy come on
  1446. [19:15] <melancholicRegent> MS, I will allow you one prophecy
  1447. [19:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> the prophecy shall not be revealed.
  1448. [19:15] <mantonSiberian> Yeah! It's been two minutes since I've bugged you about it
  1449. [19:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> the time is sooner than ever.
  1450. [19:15] <mantonSiberian> You said you'd reveal it if I didn't pester you for two minutes
  1451. [19:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm afraid the day cannot be stopped.
  1452. [19:15] <mantonSiberian> That's how time works!
  1453. [19:15] <mantonSiberian> Everything is always sooner than it used to be
  1454. [19:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> you caught me.
  1455. [19:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> it was a clever ruse that you have seen through.
  1456. [19:17] <pigBurner> dun dun duuun
  1457. [19:17] <pigBurner> I mean I wouldn't call it *clever* but fine
  1458. [19:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> well, the prophecy itself.
  1459. [19:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> i should get to it soon.
  1460. [19:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> i was hoping i could put it off.
  1461. [19:18] <pigBurner> it's all in the book you gave me
  1462. [19:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am afraid that revealing details would hasten the day.
  1463. [19:18] <pigBurner> so far I decoded the first page
  1464. [19:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> the book is undecodeable, except to the ones who can read it.
  1465. [19:19] <melancholicRegent> can we please not talk about the book
  1466. [19:19] <zoroastrianTextuary> the book will become legible to all when the day comes.
  1467. [19:19] <pigBurner> well, clearly you didn't account for my stubbornness
  1468. [19:19] <zoroastrianTextuary> really then?
  1469. [19:19] <zoroastrianTextuary> what does the first page say?
  1470. [19:19] <pigBurner> it speaks of many things
  1471. [19:19] <pigBurner> things of which shall bring the end to us all
  1472. [19:19] <pigBurner> the fires of death that rain upon from the stars like the phoenix rising
  1473. [19:20] <zoroastrianTextuary> the first one, maybe.
  1474. [19:20] <pigBurner> see?
  1475. [19:20] <pigBurner> told ya
  1476. [19:20] <zoroastrianTextuary> the second one, no.
  1477. [19:20] <pigBurner> it's about the opening of one self to reach what cannot be seen
  1478. [19:20] <pigBurner> to grow as one to reach what is none
  1479. [19:21] <pigBurner> you said it's a prophecy about us, for the chosen one who will see
  1480. [19:21] <pigBurner> well, i found something quite interesting about a little tank someone keeps
  1481. [19:21] <zoroastrianTextuary> the chosen eight.
  1482. [19:22] <pigBurner> you said only one of us shall be able to read this book as you gave
  1483. [19:22] <pigBurner> they have been chosen for they can see where nobody else can, correct?
  1484. [19:23] <pigBurner> but they aren't alone, we are with them
  1485. [19:23] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((shit brb))
  1486. [19:23] <pigBurner> we all are in some way chosen
  1487. [19:23] == zoroastrianTextuary has changed nick to yzabtechclone
  1488. [19:23] <pigBurner> ((good I need to come up with more bs))
  1489. [19:23] <pigBurner> ((quick to the new age youtube channel!))
  1490. [19:24] == yzabtech_ [~yzabtech@2600:1017:b405:1680:2014:9a7e:5383:6938] has joined #RPGStuck_C4S3
  1491. [19:25] == yzabtech_ has changed nick to zoroastrianTextuary
  1492. [19:25] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((what did i miss))
  1493. [19:25] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((anything after i changed my nick to yzabtechclone))
  1494. [19:25] <pigBurner> ((nothing))
  1495. [19:25] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((alright give me the last few lines))
  1496. [19:25] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((after i said "chosen eight"))
  1497. [19:26] <pigBurner> ((it's on the skype chat))
  1498. [19:27] <zoroastrianTextuary> well, it appears i was confused.
  1499. [19:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> the concept of the chosen eight was completely different, and will come into prominence soon.
  1500. [19:28] <pigBurner> aha
  1501. [19:28] <zoroastrianTextuary> the chosen one is part of the chosen eight. not chosen by a god, but her predecessor.
  1502. [19:29] <pigBurner> that is correct
  1503. [19:29] <pigBurner> but not this predecessor, but the one before in the wheel
  1504. [19:29] <pigBurner> their last incarnation as the being that made creation itself
  1505. [19:29] <zoroastrianTextuary> how...
  1506. [19:29] <zoroastrianTextuary> how did you know?
  1507. [19:30] <melancholicRegent> can we please stop
  1508. [19:30] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((brb again))
  1509. [19:30] <pigBurner> well it's a long story
  1510. [19:30] <pigBurner> part of it involves you
  1511. [19:30] <pigBurner> another, involves light
  1512. [19:30] <pigBurner> you are not the only with with knowledge of the past
  1513. [19:32] <zoroastrianTextuary> you are aware of the Pantheon?
  1514. [19:32] <pigBurner> the Pantheon of the ascended ones?
  1515. [19:32] <zoroastrianTextuary> composed of the combined souls who sacrificed themselves on The Sabbath to create the new world?
  1516. [19:33] <melancholicRegent> guys please
  1517. [19:33] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((i was so, so tempted to say "black sabbath"))
  1518. [19:33] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((but i didn't let my metalhead tendencies take over))
  1519. [19:33] <pigBurner> Sabath is only one of the names it has received, many civilisations know about them
  1520. [19:33] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((you're welcome))
  1521. [19:33] <unstableEquilibrium> Wow, I return from my run, and there's a prophecy?
  1522. [19:33] <mantonSiberian> There's a prophecy!
  1523. [19:33] <mantonSiberian> Isn't it great?
  1524. [19:33] <unstableEquilibrium> I am very confused.
  1525. [19:34] <melancholicRegent> makes sense, its complete bullshit
  1526. [19:34] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((shit my phone's out of battery))
  1527. [19:34] == zoroastrianTextuary [~yzabtech@2600:1017:b405:1680:2014:9a7e:5383:6938] has quit [Quit: I'm outta here!]
  1528. [19:34] <pigBurner> well there he goes
  1529. [19:34] <mantonSiberian> Guess you out-prophecized him
  1530. [19:34] <pigBurner> hey I think he bought it
  1531. [19:34] <pigBurner> who knew so many ours with the new age would pay off
  1532. [19:35] <unstableEquilibrium> Can anybody give me a TL;DR?
  1533. [19:35] <melancholicRegent> you didn't actually translate the book did you?
  1534. [19:35] <mantonSiberian> TL;DR: Word salad
  1535. [19:35] <pigBurner> TL;DR ZT as a prophecy and I just BS'd my way into making him believe I know shit too
  1536. [19:35] <pigBurner> basically
  1537. [19:35] <pigBurner> nope can't read jack shit
  1538. [19:36] <pigBurner> I do have other books and the pictures are kinda similar tho
  1539. [19:36] <pigBurner> it's prob something to do with the end of the world and reaching some better land of perfection or some crap
  1540. [19:36] <mantonSiberian> Nah
  1541. [19:36] <mantonSiberian> Renewing the cycle
  1542. [19:37] <pigBurner> probably
  1543. [19:37] <mantonSiberian> One age ends, a new one begins
  1544. [19:37] <mantonSiberian> S'cliche enough
  1545. [19:37] <pigBurner> MR let me handle the bullshitting ok?
  1546. [19:38] <melancholicRegent> yeah ok
  1547. [19:38] <pigBurner> I may not have a real degree, but I have a PhD in making shit up
  1548. [19:38] <pigBurner> trust me
  1549. [19:39] <unstableEquilibrium> Huh.
  1550. [19:40] <pigBurner> huh?
  1551. [19:40] <mantonSiberian> Huh!
  1552. [19:41] <unstableEquilibrium> Huh,
  1553. [19:42] <melancholicRegent> *huh
  1554. [19:43] <pigBurner> hah!
  1555. [19:43] <unstableEquilibrium> Heh.
  1556. [19:43] <pigBurner> ok so this is the deal
  1557. [19:44] <pigBurner> everyone start reading a bit of new age, that way we act like we know what we are doing
  1558. [19:44] <pigBurner> except you MR, you can be apathetic, you 'already know'
  1559. [19:46] <mantonSiberian> ... Can I also not read the stuff?
  1560. [19:46] <mantonSiberian> If I already know things then I can't bug him for prophecies
  1561. [19:47] <pigBurner> you can do whatever you want man
  1562. [19:47] <unstableEquilibrium> I am truly interested in what he has to say.
  1563. [19:47] <melancholicRegent> I don't want him to be bugged for prophecies though
  1564. [19:47] <unstableEquilibrium> I don't believe any of it is *real*.
  1565. [19:47] <pigBurner> you are the master of your own desitny and shit
  1566. [19:47] <unstableEquilibrium> But I'm interested.
  1567. [19:48] <pigBurner> then pretend to know what you are talking about and corckscrew it out
  1568. [19:49] <melancholicRegent> I'm probably gonna go
  1569. [19:49] <melancholicRegent> goodbye
  1570. [19:49] <mantonSiberian> Farewell, O MR
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  1572. [19:50] <mantonSiberian> And then there were four
  1573. [19:50] <pigBurner> oh shit I dind't say byw
  1574. [19:50] <pigBurner> aw
  1575. [19:51] <mantonSiberian> Guess you're just a terrible friend
  1576. [19:51] <pigBurner> :(
  1577. [19:51] <pigBurner> you know
  1578. [19:51] <pigBurner> i should give her the horse
  1579. [19:52] <mantonSiberian> And a Bane mask
  1580. [19:52] <pigBurner> she needs to do more outside anyway
  1581. [19:52] <mantonSiberian> Name the horse Bane
  1582. [19:52] <pigBurner> I have no idea what that is
  1583. [19:52] <mantonSiberian> S'a Batman thing, dude
  1584. [19:52] <mantonSiberian> C'mon
  1585. [19:53] <pigBurner> I don't read batman
  1586. [19:53] <mantonSiberian> Well that's just disappointing
  1587. [19:53] <mantonSiberian> You're a disappointment, Peebs
  1588. [19:53] <pigBurner> I don't read comics, it's not that rare!
  1589. [19:54] <pigBurner> unlike someone I got a life
  1590. [19:54] <pigBurner> ya know
  1591. [19:54] <mantonSiberian> Impressive
  1592. [19:55] <mantonSiberian> But I'm not sure anyone who stays online and talks to the likes of myself can be considered to have a life
  1593. [19:55] <pigBurner> speak for yourself, charity work's a thing hun
  1594. [19:56] <mantonSiberian> Aww, thank you so much
  1595. [19:56] == yzabtechclone has changed nick to zoroastrianTextuary
  1596. [19:56] <mantonSiberian> You don't even get paid to spend time near me!
  1597. [19:56] <zoroastrianTextuary> my signal was jammed.
  1598. [19:56] <zoroastrianTextuary> i don't think they want me to speak of it before the day comes.
  1599. [19:56] <mantonSiberian> By Cthulhu?
  1600. [19:56] <mantonSiberian> Sorry, Fluthulhu?
  1601. [19:56] <zoroastrianTextuary> i was also reprimanded by my guardian.
  1602. [19:56] <pigBurner> ah you are back
  1603. [19:57] <pigBurner> what happened?
  1604. [19:57] <zoroastrianTextuary> exactly what i said. my signal was jammed, and i had a strong verbal dialogue with my guardian.
  1605. [19:58] <pigBurner> damn
  1606. [19:58] <pigBurner> I get your pain
  1607. [19:58] <unstableEquilibrium> I thought you didn't have parents?
  1608. [19:58] <unstableEquilibrium> Or are you a troll, and it was your... Lusus?
  1609. [19:58] <pigBurner> guardian is not necessarily a parent
  1610. [19:58] <zoroastrianTextuary> i don't have a lusus either.
  1611. [19:59] <zoroastrianTextuary> he's more of...a presence.
  1612. [19:59] <zoroastrianTextuary> he has never manifested physically.
  1613. [19:59] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not sure of his true name.
  1614. [19:59] <unstableEquilibrium> I... see...
  1615. [19:59] <mantonSiberian> You should call him The Custodian
  1616. [20:00] <pigBurner> just roll with it UE
  1617. [20:00] <unstableEquilibrium> Alright.
  1618. [20:00] <zoroastrianTextuary> custodian doesn't sound like a good name.
  1619. [20:00] <mantonSiberian> No trust me
  1620. [20:00] <mantonSiberian> He'll love it
  1621. [20:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'll ask him for his name.
  1622. [20:01] <pigBurner> be safe
  1623. [20:02] <zoroastrianTextuary> he'll probably just respond as usual, "it shall be revealed when you are ready."
  1624. [20:02] <pigBurner> feels good to be in the other side of the crypto huh?
  1625. [20:03] <mantonSiberian> Tell the Custodian to give me my prophecy
  1626. [20:04] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am the one who is supposed to reveal the prophecy.
  1627. [20:04] <zoroastrianTextuary> my guardian prefers to stay in the shadows.
  1628. [20:04] <mantonSiberian> Tell the Custodian to make you give me my prophecy
  1629. [20:04] <unstableEquilibrium> So, you don't actually know anything yourself?
  1630. [20:04] <unstableEquilibrium> You're just parroting information to us?
  1631. [20:04] <zoroastrianTextuary> my guardian gave me the books i was supposed to read from a young age.
  1632. [20:05] <zoroastrianTextuary> i studied these books for my entire life up to this point, and plan to continue.
  1633. [20:05] <zoroastrianTextuary> if an orator makes a speech, is he merely parroting the ideas from his teachers?
  1634. [20:06] <pigBurner> woa I was gone for a se
  1635. [20:06] <pigBurner> sec
  1636. [20:07] <unstableEquilibrium> Well, yes.
  1637. [20:07] <unstableEquilibrium> If one doesn't learn for themselves, they may only say what they have been taught.
  1638. [20:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> then are said teachers merely parroting the words from their teachers?
  1639. [20:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...yes, technically.
  1640. [20:07] <unstableEquilibrium> Unless they've learned something for themselves, yes.
  1641. [20:08] <unstableEquilibrium> That is how knowledge works.
  1642. [20:08] <zoroastrianTextuary> with minor deviations between generation to generation.
  1643. [20:08] <zoroastrianTextuary> technically, you may call me a parrot.
  1644. [20:08] <unstableEquilibrium> Noted.
  1645. [20:08] <zoroastrianTextuary> i have not witnessed the creation of new worlds for myself.
  1646. [20:08] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not omnipresent.
  1647. [20:08] <unstableEquilibrium> When may we speak with the knowledgeable one?
  1648. [20:09] <zoroastrianTextuary> you are not worthy.
  1649. [20:09] <mantonSiberian> And you are?
  1650. [20:10] <mantonSiberian> You who's done nothing but parrot?
  1651. [20:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> you know what?
  1652. [20:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> do you want help or not?
  1653. [20:10] <unstableEquilibrium> Send me the books, I'll read them myself.
  1654. [20:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> do you want your prophecy or not?
  1655. [20:10] <unstableEquilibrium> Then will I be "worthy"?
  1656. [20:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> no!
  1657. [20:10] <unstableEquilibrium> Then what makes you any better?
  1658. [20:11] <mantonSiberian> ZT.
  1659. [20:11] <mantonSiberian> I like you, really.
  1660. [20:11] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am literally the one who was chosen to contact you!
  1661. [20:11] <mantonSiberian> But maybe you should log off for a bit.
  1662. [20:11] <zoroastrianTextuary> do you want your prophecy, MS?
  1663. [20:12] <mantonSiberian> I can wait.
  1664. [20:12] <zoroastrianTextuary> i was getting to it, before my signal was jammed.
  1665. [20:12] <unstableEquilibrium> I'm interested in what you have to say as well.
  1666. [20:12] <unstableEquilibrium> But I want to know why any of us should believe you.
  1667. [20:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> then what do you want?
  1668. [20:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> you want the books? why should you believe the books?
  1669. [20:13] <unstableEquilibrium> I don't know why I should believe the books.
  1670. [20:14] <zoroastrianTextuary> after all, you've never seen the creation of the universe, or the ones that preceeded it, or the one that preceeded that.
  1671. [20:14] <unstableEquilibrium> That's why I want to read them.
  1672. [20:14] <unstableEquilibrium> And you haven't either, you said.
  1673. [20:14] <zoroastrianTextuary> exactly? why should i believe them? why do i believe them? because i've seen the other side of the story: the end.
  1674. [20:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> and--
  1675. [20:16] <unstableEquilibrium> And what was it?
  1676.  
  1677. http://pastebin.com/p83svURU
  1678.  
  1679. [20:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> oh.
  1680. [20:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> what am i doing.
  1681. [20:16] <unstableEquilibrium> You are finding an excuse to stop explaining, it seems.
  1682. [20:16] <unstableEquilibrium> Very conveniently, I might add.
  1683. [20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> i've been entirely rude throughout this entire conversation--
  1684. [20:17] <mantonSiberian> UE, drop it. ZT, *log off*.
  1685. [20:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> oh no. he wants his explanation? i'll give him his--
  1686. [20:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> AAAAAGH
  1687. [20:18] * zoroastrianTextuary has disconnected.
  1688. [20:18] <unstableEquilibrium> Why would he type AAAAAGH before disconnecting?
  1689. [20:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((fuck))
  1690. [20:18] <mantonSiberian> ... So that happened.
  1691. [20:19] <unstableEquilibrium> I want to be interested in what he's saying.
  1692. [20:19] <unstableEquilibrium> But it's really hard with how he says it.
  1693. [20:19] <mantonSiberian> Eeyup
  1694. [20:19] <pigBurner> yo I'm back
  1695. [20:19] <mantonSiberian> I... I think I'm going to take a break for a bit
  1696. [20:19] <pigBurner> did anything important happen?
  1697. [20:20] <pigBurner> what happened?
  1698. [20:20] <mantonSiberian> Nothing too important
  1699. [20:20] <pigBurner> that didn't sound too good
  1700. [20:20] <mantonSiberian> M'tired
  1701. [20:21] <pigBurner> y'should sleep then
  1702. [20:21] <pigBurner> mr jet lag
  1703. [20:21] <mantonSiberian> That's the plan
  1704. [20:21] <pigBurner> that's your new villain name btw
  1705. [20:21] <pigBurner> dr jetlag
  1706. [20:21] <mantonSiberian> I see
  1707. [20:21] <mantonSiberian> Not "Mister Bel"?
  1708. [20:21] <pigBurner> no
  1709. [20:21] <mantonSiberian> S'all nice and musical, for that good ol' dissonance
  1710. [20:22] <mantonSiberian> Well, regardless, we can discuss it later
  1711. [20:22] <mantonSiberian> Bon voyage to whoever is still here
  1712. [20:22] * mantonSiberian has left the group
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