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- >It's your first winter in Equestria.
- >Fortunately you aren't spending it alone.
- >You're spending it with your roommate, an odd pony named Floor Bored.
- >You met her in your building, you would catch her on rare occasions late at night in the early morning hours.
- >At first it was occasional awkward hellos and over time became something more.
- >Now you are celebrating what ponies call "Hearths Warming Eve" with her.
- >It's remarkable how similar to Christmas their holiday is.
- >But it's not quite the same...
- >You think to yourself on the couch, your gaze is fixed on the window watching the snow gently fall.
- >You feel a weight plop down on the other end of the couch.
- >"We shoulda got more ornaments..."
- >You look at the Chri- err... Hearths warming tree.
- >It was a decrepit tree you and Floor stole from the reject heap at the tree lot.
- >Probably should have gone for a nicer one if you were just going to steal one, but forethought has never been your forte, and apparently not Floor's either.
- >You and Floor covered it in cheap glass ball ornaments, bit's of tin foil and paper chains.
- >"Looks fine to me" you reply.
- >It was a nice looking tree, all things considered.
- >You turn your gaze back towards the window, trying to figure out what's missing...
- >"OH YEAH!"
- >Your revelation has spooked your roommate over the arm of the couch and onto the Floor.
- >"What the hell was that Anon?!" she shouts popping back up from the floor.
- >"Sorry Floor, I just felt like something was missing and just realized what it was"
- >"I thought you said it looks fine." She says looking back at the tree.
- >"No from the tree, from this holiday" You reply as you walk to the closet to find the missing piece.
- >You pull out a box and set it in front of the couch before sitting down once again.
- >Floor looks into the box as you rummage through it.
- >"We're missing DVDs?" she asks.
- >"We're missing Holiday specials!" You excitedly exclaim as you pull out one out.
- >The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus.
- >One of your favorites.
- >You excitedly pop it the DVD player and sit back down.
- >You look to Floor.
- >She looks confused.
- >"Wh-what is this?" She asks.
- >"A Christmas special" you reply.
- >That didn't seem to answer anything for her but she watches it anyway.
- >Once the song about immortality starts she really gets into it.
- >Halfway through she is laying across you lap like a dog, still watching.
- >Instinctively you find yourself stroking her like one (She does kinda smell like one).
- >She seems to enjoy it, or at least be more interested in the movie to care.
- >When it's over she slides off you lap for you to pick another one.
- >"Your pick now Floor" you say sliding the box over to her.
- >She rummages through the box examining each DVD cover intently before moving onto the next.
- >She eventually picks one out, Rudolph's Shiny New Year.
- >"I loved that one when I was a kid" you say.
- >You start it up and sit back down.
- >"Huh... There he is again..." Floor says.
- >"Who?" You ask.
- >"That guy with the beard" she answers.
- >"Santa?"
- >"Yeah, is he part of your holiday?" She asks.
- >You never really thought about how Santa would be perceived by ponies.
- >"Isn't there a pony who flies around Equestria and deliver presents?" you ask.
- >Floor shakes her head.
- >"There are the Gift Givers of the Grove, but they just help ponies with getting gifts for each other."
- >Huh.
- >Ponies have DVD players perfectly compatible with your DVDs, but different Holiday gift oriented entities.
- >Weird.
- >"So what does this Santa do in your world?" Floor asks.
- >"Oh he doesn't actually exi-" wait a minute...
- >She doesn't need to know that.
- >In fact...
- >"Well" you start, "Santa is a man who flies around the world in a single night, delivering presents to every person who has been good."
- >"How does he know who has been good or not?" she asks.
- >"He's got a crystal snowball, and can see everything you do."
- >Floor suddenly get nervous.
- >"Umm... is uhh... is... you know... is that..?
- >Silly pony
- >"Of course he gives you your privacy when you need it, he just wants to be sure your being a good person."
- >Floor lets out a sigh of relief.
- >"You also have to write him a letter telling him what you want for Christmas." you continue.
- >"Wait... why? Can't you just tell him while he's watching?"
- >Uh oh, plot hole.
- >"He uh... likes getting letters, yeah. I mean you like getting letters, don't you?"
- >"Y-yeah, I love getting them, I totally get that. Hahaha" She says nervously.
- >"Wait... did you send him a letter?" she asks.
- >"Of course I did, pretty sure he can get to Equestria no problem"
- >Thankfully she doesn't stop to think about how you got a letter mailed from Equestria to earth.
- >"I also don't see why he can't bring you something too."
- >Floor's ears perk up.
- >"S-something for me?!"
- >"Of course, you've been a good pony!"
- >She blushes.
- >You got her pretty nice gift.
- >You were just gonna to give them to her on Hearths Warming day but this will be more fun.
- >You got her some really nice upgrades for her computer.
- >You can split them into parts from Santa and parts from you no problem.
- >The two of you continue watching Christmas specials into the night.
- >She seems to really like the Rudolph ones.
- >You're pretty sure Floor has developed a crush on him.
- >At one point she called Clarice a "Fucking Stacy"
- >She eventually falls asleep in your lap.
- >It's show time.
- >You grab a red sweater, two pillows and a red stocking hat.
- >You cover you face with stuffing from one pillow and use the rest to line your sweater and hat.
- >The other pillow goes right under the sweater and the belt goes on over it to keep it up there.
- >You go to the bathroom to see how you look.
- >You probably should have thought this out more.
- >No matter, you'll just turn off the lights and hope the darkness will conceal your shoddy work.
- >You grab your gifts and head for the living room.
- >Floor is still sleeping on the couch.
- >You bump into the couch.
- >Nothing.
- >You bump a bit harder.
- >She snorts and scratches herself.
- >You slam into the couch at full force, knocking Floor to the floor.
- >"Huh... wuh..." She gets up and looks around.
- >"Oh, I'm sorry there miss Floor Bored, I didn't meant to disturb you."
- >"What the fuck is-" Her eyes widen.
- >"I'm here with Anon's gifts! and not to mention something special for you too! Ho Ho Ho!"
- >"You brought me a gift?" She asks.
- >"Of course I did! And I know exactly what you need!"
- >You begin to produce the gift.
- >"You brought me a gift for Anon?"
- >"Why of course I-" wait, what did she say?
- >"I saw Anon got me a video card for my computer..." Her eyes widen in panic "I didn't mean to peak! I just sorta found it, Honest!"
- >She looks down towards the ground.
- >"I saw it and I just felt terrible..."
- >She starts to tear up.
- >"He probably spent so much bits and I couldn't get him anything..."
- >"Oh Floor..."
- >You kneel down beside the pony and hug her.
- Tap Tap Tap.
- >You look to the window.
- >Is that a reindeer?
- >You're on the 5th floor, how the fuck is a reindeer standing outside the window?
- >"The Gift Givers are here too!" Floor says.
- >Floor rushes over and opens up the window and in fly three reindeer.
- >"Oh Santa! glad we caught you!" The old blue one says giving you a wink.
- >"You were in such a rush you forgot Floor Bored's gift for Anon!" says the small yellow one giving you an expertly wrapped present.
- >"You know each other?!" Floor asks.
- >"Of course we do!" Replies the pink one. "Prancer is my cousin!"
- >"Anon has to see this!" Floor says as she picks herself off the ground.
- >"Eh um, best not wake him dear." The blue one says blocking Floor's path.
- >"The uh... uh..." She's trying to make an excuse.
- >"I accidentally knocked him out getting in here" You say, hoping you don't need to elaborate.
- >Floor seems to buy it.
- >"You are pretty clumsy." she says.
- >"Ho Ho Ho" you laugh it off.
- >"Well dear Floor, here you are" You hand her gift to you to her.
- >You're genuinely curious as to what it could be.
- >"Well Santa, we better get going!" The small reindeer says.
- >"Oh uh, yeah! Got a lot of gifts to deliver."
- >Uhh... how is this going to work...
- >The pink one flies out first.
- >"Hop on!" she says from outside.
- >You attempt to do just that and grab onto her horns trying to keep yourself from falling off.
- >"Aaaaah... oh! uh he he... ahem..." She blushes fiercely.
- >Did you just...
- >Hooved animals are weird.
- >The other two emerge from the window followed by Floor as she sticks her head and waves goodbye as the four of you take off.
- >"So uhh... what's the plan now?" You ask as the reindeer fly around to the other side of the building.
- >"Just a moment dear" The old one says.
- >They circle around back to your window.
- >They look to be sure Floor closed the window.
- >"Umm.. by the way.. you wouldn't happen to have any relatives here would you?" the ink one asks.
- >"Bori!" The yellow scolds.
- >"I had to ask..." The pink one says quietly.
- >"Ready Anon?" The blue one asks.
- >Ready for wha-"
- POP... POP
- >"-at"
- >Oh...
- >you're in your room, on your bed.
- >Reindeer have magic apparently.
- >Equestria is weird.
- >You disrobe yourself of your disguise and go to sleep.
- >"Anon! Anon! Anon! Wake up!"
- >The next morning Floor is pushing on your chest with her hooves like a dog.
- >You honestly wouldn't be surprised if she started licking your face.
- >Not that you would mind.
- >You get up and follow an excited Floor into the living room.
- >The tree looks a lot better this morning.
- >She excitedly explains the events that unfolded last.
- >"And after that they left!"
- >"Oh really?" you reply.
- >"Yeah! and also between you and me..." She looks around before leaning in.
- >"I think Santa and Bori are totally fucking" she whispers.
- >The idea of Santa fucking is weird to you.
- >You go and grab your present for Floor and give it her.
- >You would never have guessed she had already seen it by how excited she was when she opened it.
- >Her excitement only intensifies as she grabs her present to you with her mouth from under the tree.
- >She looks both anxious and hopeful as she gives you the gift.
- >even more so as you open it.
- >Holy shit..
- >"Do you like it?" she asks, dying to know the answer.
- >"Floor I... I love it! It's perfect! Thank you so much."
- >It is a truly amazing gift.
- >You give the mare a great big hug.
- >She sniffles as you start to feel wet spots forming on your shoulder.
- >You pull away and see how happy she is that you loved her gift.
- >Your holidays may have different characters but their messages are exactly the same.
- >"Come on let's watch more Rudolph, and we can skip the parts with that skank Clarice."
- >Floor follows you to the couch and lays across you lap as Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer plays on the TV.
- >It's good to know the spirit of the holiday is also her in Equestria too.
- END
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