The probably real story of E. Snowden

The probably real story of E. Snowden:
Source: https://8ch.net/pol/res/12698806.html

nothing about Snowden's story adds up. first of all, why would an NSA defector who knows the NSA programs TURBINE/TURMOIL records the entire Internet from the backbone, make the stupid move of stealing 850GB of compressed top secret files from NSA, then upload the cache to a fucking virtually hosted server which is Internet facing, and then use GPG mail to send the link to Laura Poitras to download it?

why would an NSA defector who knows about NSA's program ROYALCONCIERGE, which bulk hacks into hotel chains around the world and steals their guest lists, turn around and check into the fucking Mirada hotel in Hong Kong using his own name and credit card? and then play 007 on Poitras film where he hides under a blanky to type his password and where he's scared of fire alarm tests and thinks black clad commandoes are about to blow through the ceiling and zip tie him and chuck him into a Gulfstream for a long flight to Gitmo?

why does Snowden's story in Hong Kong have missing time? why did Snowden check into the Mirada hotel a week after he arrived in Hong Kong? where was Snowden for that missing week?

how did Snowden get approval to leave Hong Kong without first talking to Russian and Chinese govt officials?

why did Snowden give an interview via encrypted IM to the schizo pervert and sexual degenerate and tech imposter loud mouth (((Jacob Appelbaum))) in May 2013? why did Snowden then make it look like his interview with (((Greenwald))) was his first coming out story? why did Snowden give top secret files to Jake, such as the TAO ANT Catalogue, which Jake then "reported" on for Der Spiegel and which Jake made appear to be a "second Snowden" leaker? why would Snowden endanger Jake like that?

who uploaded the 3 encrypted insurance files A+B+C, totalling 849GB, to Wikileaks on July 16th 2013? did Snowden give his cache to Jake, who was still in good graces with Wikileaks, and then Jake converted Snowden's cache into insurance files and published them under Wikileaks's baif Snowden was such a smart guy, and earned a salary of over $200,000 per year doing hacker spy shit for NSA/CIA, then why was Snowden such an utter fool in believing pardon would ever be an option for him and that he could come home "someday soon"? why didn't Snowden understand that the leak he was doing was "for keeps, no backsies" and that he would become a marked man and hunted for the rest of his life, no matter what else happens, because leaking that much classified info will never ever be forgiven by NSACIAFBI?

how do we know Snowden really means what he says and that he wants to come home at all?

why should we believe anything Snowden says, because here we are, over 5 years later, and what has materially changed about NSA's mass surveillance? the NSA's bulk warrant untargeted population scale surveillance has not shrunk one bit–it has only expanded. obviously Snowden was an idiot without a plan, because his leaks accomplished nothing except scaring the shit out of the world and cementing the pessimism towards all tech because now everybody knows just how bad things really and and everybody knows they are powerless peons unable to change a goddamn thing about any of it.

what should you believe about the Snowden Affair? to dismiss it as a MUH LIMITED HANGOUT is too simplistic and naive and only demonstrates anyone who believes that has not read enough of Snowden's leak to understand what the fuck they are talking about.

there is no spy turf war between CIA vs NSA. they are the same fucking thing. upwards of 25% of NSA employees spend time working at CIA, and vice versa. it's called "Joint Task" and it's an official policy handed down from DoD to cross train all Intelligence Community between each other's agencies.

so what the fuck really happened? here is what i believe. Snowden was a fake "leak." it was just all too well planned and the media machine presented the narrative in too much of an obviously structured manner. sure pal, Pierre Omidar just happened to fall from the sky and kick back $250,000,000 to (((Greenwald))) to bankroll the controlled leaks because Pierre is such a great Humanitarian Truth Seeker with a self-less soul and with zero prior connections to Deep State machinations.

but the top secrets which Snowden leaked were not fake. just heavily censored and vague enough to be universally alarming without enough detail to trigger angry mobs armed with torches and pitchforks. and out dated. NSA felt it would be better to burn old secrets from 5 to 10 years ago to lend credibility to Snowden as a leaker. this process of "Sheep Dipping" informants and moles dates back to the CIA doing it to Radical Black Nationalists back in the 1960's.

even Snowden's leaks about Quantum Crypto ended up being "gee whiz, who cares?" Barton Gellman at BezPo is a Deep State plant with a proven track record of Playing Ball with the glow in the darks, and he obeyed his orders from Ft Meade to only publish a few scant details about NSA's quantum computer work. such as NSA having only 19 qubits of QM processing power as of 2011.nner via Bit Torrent?

why did Snowden lie about what his job at NSA was? why did Snowden lie about this and change his story at least 4 times? First, Snowden told us he was an "infrastructure analyst." 6 months later, Snowden is demoted by the press as a mere "sharepoint admin." a year later, robo0Snowden tele-speaks to a conference where he says he was a TAO hacker and his job was to hack into China. a year after that, NSA declassifies the few emails they have from Snowden while Snowden was still at NSA, and the emails show in 2012 Snowden was working as a glorified IT Help Desk grunt, answering emails about how to configure fucking desktop email clients. when is the last time you heard of an elite hacker pulling help desk tech support duty to help the n00bs with Computer 101 questions? why should we believe anything Snowden claims about his job roles? why should we believe anything NSA claims about Snowden's job roles?

if Snowden was such a smart guy, and earned a salary of over $200,000 per year doing hacker spy shit for NSA/CIA, then why was Snowden such an utter fool in believing pardon would ever be an option for him and that he could come home "someday soon"? why didn't Snowden understand that the leak he was doing was "for keeps, no backsies" and that he would become a marked man and hunted for the rest of his life, no matter what else happens, because leaking that much classified info will never ever be forgiven by NSACIAFBI?

how do we know Snowden really means what he says and that he wants to come home at all?

why should we believe anything Snowden says, because here we are, over 5 years later, and what has materially changed about NSA's mass surveillance? the NSA's bulk warrant untargeted population scale surveillance has not shrunk one bit–it has only expanded. obviously Snowden was an idiot without a plan, because his leaks accomplished nothing except scaring the shit out of the world and cementing the pessimism towards all tech because now everybody knows just how bad things really and and everybody knows they are powerless peons unable to change a goddamn thing about any of it.

what should you believe about the Snowden Affair? to dismiss it as a MUH LIMITED HANGOUT is too simplistic and naive and only demonstrates anyone who believes that has not read enough of Snowden's leak to understand what the fuck they are talking about.

there is no spy turf war between CIA vs NSA. they are the same fucking thing. upwards of 25% of NSA employees spend time working at CIA, and vice versa. it's called "Joint Task" and it's an official policy handed down from DoD to cross train all Intelligence Community between each other's agencies.

so what the fuck really happened? here is what i believe. Snowden was a fake "leak." it was just all too well planned and the media machine presented the narrative in too much of an obviously structured manner. sure pal, Pierre Omidar just happened to fall from the sky and kick back $250,000,000 to (((Greenwald))) to bankroll the controlled leaks because Pierre is such a great Humanitarian Truth Seeker with a self-less soul and with zero prior connections to Deep State machinations.

but the top secrets which Snowden leaked were not fake. just heavily censored and vague enough to be universally alarming without enough detail to trigger angry mobs armed with torches and pitchforks. and out dated. NSA felt it would be better to burn old secrets from 5 to 10 years ago to lend credibility to Snowden as a leaker. this process of "Sheep Dipping" informants and moles dates back to the CIA doing it to Radical Black Nationalists back in the 1960's.

even Snowden's leaks about Quantum Crypto ended up being "gee whiz, who cares?" Barton Gellman at BezPo is a Deep State plant with a proven track record of Playing Ball with the glow in the darks, and he obeyed his orders from Ft Meade to only publish a few scant details about NSA's quantum computer work. such as NSA having only 19 qubits of QM processing power as of 2011.

why would NSA stage a fake whistleblower to leak real yet limited top secrets about itself to the world?

this is the $64,000 question. i think i know why. NSA wanted to scare the shit out of the world.

"WE ARE SPYING ON EVERYTHING YOU DO AT ALL TIMES, GOY! YOU BETTER BE AFRAID OF NSACIAFBI AND YOU BETTER NOT TRY TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST US, BECAUSE NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR REACH, GOY."

that part of the limited hangout worked like a smash success. message received, world wide.

everybody now believes the NSA is so powerful that they are monitoring everyone down to recording the vibrations of your toilet in your bathroom from NRO satellites in space and then counting the number of turds you each plunk out each night. who would even try to fight back against an All-Powerful and Omniscient and Omnipresent foe as NSA was depicted by Snowden's leaks?

okay, so what. what does that get you? Snowden's revelations triggered one thing in every govt and every loose competitor of NSACIAFBI around the world. competition. escalate the arms race. oh, NSA has XKEYSCORE and records every website which everyone visits and they can search for anything you do like a Google search? yes please, every authoritarian regime and dictator around the world wants their very own XKEYSCORE.

and TURMOIL/TURBINE. and TOYGRIPPE and NUCLEON and MARINA and CORALREEF and MAILORDER and SAMUELPEPYS and on and on and on for literally hundreds and thousands of covert program codewords which are spying on everything and everyone and slicing and dicing all the data of the world.

but why would NSA want to escalate the mass surveillance arms race, especially among its enemies? three reasons. first, NSACIAFBI and the entire Deep State are not very intelligent. just look at their track record of disasters and debacle. (i.e. who created Osama bin Laden?)

if you look at their track record closely enough, you could argue NSACIAFBI are not even working on America's side, but that they are actively working against America, given that the scale of their disasters and blow back is incomparably larger than whatever minor back patting success they've ever had.

second, NSACIA and the Deep State benefit by selling more weapons. if that includes selling our best weapons to the sworn enemies of America, so what. who gave ISIS 2,200 US humvees after all? (CIA.) who gave Iran real and accurate blueprints for how to build a nuclear bomb in 2004? (CIA project MERLIN.) who gave Saddam chemical weapons which he used to gas the Iranians? (CIA and Rumsfeld). who gave Gaddafi thousands of pounds of C4? (CIA did in 1978).

the list just goes on and on and on back to 1947. so NSA wanted to sell more mass surveillance tech and they wanted to establish one clear branding message across the world: if you want to spy on your own people using the best gear money can buy, you always buy American.

third, wouldn't points one and two be suicide for NSA? why would NSA leak its own shit to sell more of its own shit to its own enemies?

here it the moment of truth you have all been waiting for. here is why Snowden exists at all.

NSA has an even more secret and all-powerful backdoor into virtually all computing. NSA has cracked the math behind all of the most commonly used ciphers in the world. NSA is no longer stopped by crypto. NSA doesn't need keys. NSA doesn't need super computers measured in acres to brute force passwords. NSA doesn't even need Bluffdale for that matter. Bluffdale is just part of the cover story to make it look like NSA is struggling. but the truth is NSA can walk right in through any cryptographic doors in the world.

pretend you're NSA and that you can do that for a second. what do you do then? it's obvious. you scare the shit out of the world to make them believe you are spying on them and that they need to break out their nation state check book and buy billions and billions worth of spy gear to compete against you. thanks to your magic backdoor, you can walk right into all of your enemies' spy equipment. now you don't need to even bother spying on everyone in China and everyone in Russia and everyone in Saudi Arabia. you just need to trick the govt's of those countries to spy on their own people to compete against you, then you piggy back on their govts and simply steal all of their spy data by walking in through your crypto backdoor.

simply put, Snowden's mission for NSA was to scale out NSA into 1984 by tricking the rest of the world to do the spying on their own people, so that NSA could steal the data without needing to do all of the work itself.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!