Curses, many of them!

"...a second one. Yeah, yeah, here's yer coin. If they break in again I'll need the courage."
*She winces.* "Miserable piles of shit. One goddamn night I head out somewhere, there's monsters in town..."
"HEY! Fuck's goin' on out there?"
Her attention whips over at you, then she relaxes slightly.* "Eyyy, fancyboyes, not bad! Yer a cute lot, what brings ya to this fine town on this shithole night!?" *It's apparent that she's slightly drunk, maybe because of the invasion.*
"Me, I come frommmm...uhh, some frozen shithole town! Up north. Was headin' to the academy nearby, I was, just stopped for some grog when all hell broke loose! But that's just life, ain't it?" *She grins hollowly.*
"Oh so you're FROM the academy? Shouldn't y'be booklearnin o'er there or whatever?"
*She stares at you.* "You're tellin' ME...that I risked my hide goin' for a fancypants lifestyle, had t'beat the shit out of beasties on my break, AND the place I'm goin' to is losing people?" Carrie stares at you for a few more moments, then hollers "FuUUuUUuUUUUck THAT!" She walks to your side. "I've fought drunk ninnies tougher than these bitches, yer gonna give me a crash course in adventurin'. Point the way!"
*She cracks her knuckles.* "I'm not one for booklearnin' either. You got a bigass sword, I'll ride this out with ya."
"Caribou there was one of your own! Sure that was some dumb shit, but the fuck kinda plan is standin' around!?"
"Aren't they just gonna tear 'im to shreds up there?"
"Alright sweet, but sorry I'm headin' over!"
"BRING IT ON, FUCKFACES!"
"Lookit these *basic bitches*, thinkin' they're still in the running!" (Werewolves got turned back into wolves.)
"...mm? Oh, yeah, glad the fuckos are gone. You got any idea what's causing this, smarty lass?"
"Good, so, magic jackassery. Fuckin' splendid. I'm fine, just need another drink. Or three."
"Quit hawkin'. Two scotches before I leave this hellhole, please!"
"You said the dogs're being turned, and that's unnatural or some shit? Figured you'd go after the source, but whatever. I don't feel like dyin' yet."
"Keep your hands to yourself, jackass," she mutters.
"I was headin' to the academy before it got fucked anyway. Wake me when you leave or more monsters attack."
"Name's Carred...Caridayluhh. Just Carrie, okay, it's a dumbass name."
"I'm too drunk for'is shit, but sure, pleasure! Tell m'it again when memory isn't fucked."
*She leaves to her room abruptly and passes out until morning.*
("...mm. They're gone.") She turns to the barkeep and yells "G'mornin', creep, thanks fer the jacket! Y'still not gettin' shit, so make a better bet next time!"
"Mornin', uh, lady! S'a fine day to kick the shit out of skellies!"
"I did, huh...sounds shitty enough to have been me. Anyway, find the fun in fuckin' 'em up, Mina!"
"Good shit, hammer girl!"
"Bah. No fun-oh, good!"
"Just show me what to punch, pretty boy."
"This all you lot do all day? Beat up soulless hunks of shit? That's all I'm good for besides menial trash, so, let's FUCK'EMUP!"