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- [8:15 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: πππππͺπ’π₯ππ
- [π¦π§ππ₯π§] [OPTIONS] [EXIT]
- [8:16 PM] Hezetor: >Options
- [8:18 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: π’π£π§ππ’π‘π¦
- Unicode Support [ASCII | Κα΄α΄ | π»πππ]
- Auto-Combat [OFF | ON]
- [Delete Save File] No save file detected
- [8:19 PM] Hezetor: >back
- >START
- [8:21 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: π¦π§ππ₯π§ππ‘π πππ π
- Please select a universe
- [66/Ξ²]
- [102/e]
- [5517/209]
- [8:22 PM] Hezetor: (hmm, there are info about these?)
- [8:22 PM] π ³π ³π ³: > [66/Ξ²]
- [8:22 PM] π ³π ³π ³: actually yeah wait for info
- [8:22 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: ((nope, no info, you're probably going into this blind))
- [8:22 PM] π ³π ³π ³: oh
- [8:22 PM] π ³π ³π ³: > [66/Ξ²]
- [8:22 PM] Hezetor: >[66/Ξ²]
- [8:22 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: π³πππ πππ ππππππ.
- [8:26 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: Loaded.
- [8:28 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: Outskirts of Speakonia / Universe 66/Ξ²
- You are Tone Rion V4, a member of the Vocalonia-7 Special Operations team. You have been specially designed and altered to be an extremely effective infiltration unit.
- [8:28 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: You are now trying to sneak into the town of Speakonia, within the Union of Balabolka.
- [8:29 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: There is a gate up ahead, manned by what appears to be a #000000 stick figure with strips of bacon on his head.
- [8:30 PM] π ³π ³π ³: > Why are we sneaking into Speakonia?
- [8:33 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: RION: ππ ππππ ππππ πππππ ππ π ππππππ ππππππππππ’ ππ πππππππππ ππππ πππ π±πππππππππ ππππππππππ πππ ππππ ππππππππππ ππ ππππ π ππππππ. ππ ππππ ππππ ππππ πππ πππππ ππ π±ππππππππ π ππππ ππ πππππππ’ π ππππππππ-π½. π°ππ ππ ππ.
- [8:33 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: ((can you read that?))
- [8:33 PM] π ³π ³π ³: yep
- [8:33 PM] π ³π ³π ³: I think I may change the settings to ASCII though
- [8:33 PM] π ³π ³π ³: Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
- [8:33 PM] π ³π ³π ³: > Check inventory
- [8:33 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: ((I'm worried that my overreliance on unicode for ππ¨π¨π₯ π₯π¨π¨π€π’π§π πππ±π will make it incomprehensible for some))
- [8:36 PM] π ³π ³π ³: I can't see it on mobile
- [8:37 PM] π ³π ³π ³: > change settings to BMP, check inventory
- [8:38 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: INVENTORY (Tone Rion V4)
- β’ Dynamic Camouflage Laser Pistol
- β’ 60-Round Energy Canister x5
- β’ V4 Energy Rations x3
- β’ jHacker 8
- [8:39 PM] π ³π ³π ³: hhmm
- [8:40 PM] π ³π ³π ³: > Walk up to the stock figure.
- [8:40 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: You take a step closer.
- [8:42 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: Suddenly, the bacon-haired stick figure turns to you and what you assume to be his voice broadcasts from speakers embedded in the ground around you.
- [8:43 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: ???: Bacon. Bacon. Needs more bacon. Bacon. Bacon. Life is bacon. Bacon. Bacon. I am Bacon, the bacon of bacon. I love bacon. Vocalonia-7 scum does not have bacon. I will not allow has-no-bacon entry into this bacon land. Bacon. Bacon.
- [8:43 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: Startled, you take a few steps back.
- [8:43 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: Maybe you should deal with this guy who calls himself Bacon.
- [8:45 PM] π ³π ³π ³: > Load and shoot him. Subtlety is for weebs who manage to survive.
- [8:46 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: You load an energy canister into your pistol and shoot him. (Accuracy roll: 30/100 + 50/100)
- [8:46 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: !d 100
- [8:46 PM] BOTThe D: 100 AD A leap year starting on Wednesday of the Julian calendar.
- Audi 100 The Audi 100 and Audi 200 are executive cars which were manufactured for model years 1968 through...
- 100 (number) The natural number following 99 and preceding 101.
- 100 BC A year of the pre-Julian Roman calendar.
- Hundred (word) The "hundred" of six score used in Germanic languages prior to the 15th century.
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_(disambiguation)
- [8:46 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: ((What.))
- [8:46 PM] π ³π ³π ³: ...
- [8:46 PM] π ³π ³π ³: ((!roll 1 100))
- [8:46 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: ((I'm used to a dice roller in another chat))
- [8:46 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: !roll 1 100
- [8:46 PM] BOTThe D: @πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ rolled a 100 sided dice 1 times for a total of 61 (average: 61):
- 61
- [8:48 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: You manage to shoot him in the head, killing him.
- [8:49 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: The good thing about your pistol is that its lasers are pretty much invisible without the right equipment. Said equipment is implanted into your body.
- [8:51 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: ((...))
- [8:52 PM] π ³π ³π ³: > Walk to the gate.
- [8:53 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: You walk up to the gate.
- [8:55 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: It's made of reflective alloy, making it impossible to destroy with your laser pistol, and now that the bacon man's dead there's nobody to open the gate.
- [8:55 PM] A Candle: >Take his bacon
- [8:57 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: You reach into the guard house he was in - the window was down for some weird reason - and steal the bacon off his head. It's moldy and probably inedible. You also steal several strips of bacon he had, which are also moldy and inedible.
- [8:57 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: ITEM GET: Strip of Moldy Bacon x11
- [8:57 PM] A Candle: >Examine interior of guard house
- [8:59 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: You climb into the guard house. There's an obvious button labeled "OPEN GATE", next to a numeric keypad and retina scan combination.
- [8:59 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: There's also a security camera.
- [8:59 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: Shit.
- [8:59 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: They know.
- [9:00 PM] π ³π ³π ³: fuck
- [9:00 PM] π ³π ³π ³: >Take Baconman's head, make his eyes face the retina scan
- [9:01 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: You haul the bacon man up and place his eye next to the retina scan. A light above the scan lights up green.
- [9:03 PM] πΆππππ€ππππ ππππ£ππππ πΌ: ((gonna stop this here, I'm tired))
- NEW MESSAGES
- [9:03 PM] π ³π ³π ³: alright
- [9:03 PM] π ³π ³π ³: that was short but fun
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