DO YOU LIKE EATING SOUP? I LOVE EATING SOUP. PROBLEM IS I CANT TAKE ALL MY SOUP FROM PAC TO SLU BECAUSE THE SOUP IS SO FLAVORFUL THAT IM WORRIED THE CANS MIGHT EXPLODE IN TRANSIT AND COVER ALL MY BELONGINGS IN DELICIOUS SOUP.

LET ME BREAK THIS DOWN FOR YOU RIGHT NOW:

I GOT 3 CANS OF SOUP THAT ARE OLD FASHIONED VEGETABLE BEEF.

I GOT ANOTHER 3 CANS OF SOUP THAT ARE GRILLED CHICKEN AND SAUSAGE GUMBO.

IS YOUR MOUTH WATERING FOR SOUP? COME TO MY DESK AND GET SOME SOUP.

FIRST FLOOR, OF PAC. GO EAST ALL THE WAY DOWN UNTIL YOU GET TO ORDERING. YOU’LL SEE A WHITEBOARD THAT SAYS SOUP ON IT WITH AN ARROW POINTING TO A DOOR WHICH YOU WILL ENTER TO RETRIEVE YOUR SOUP.

MIKE
SOUPMASTER OF PAC

I WILL REPLY TO THIS WHEN ALL MY SOUP IS GONE.