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- cli_execute("acquire 420 chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli");
- /*
- base combat macro for this stupid script: https://pastebin.com/qJHSN8nN
- things left to do maybe eventually:
- 1 sandworm
- 80ish daily free runs that should happen in some UR zone or another
- 1 fax
- 2-4 goth fights?
- equipment checks, class checks, path checks, better tracking of deaths
- */
- //this makes tentacles dead unless we've died recently, in which case it aborts.
- string gold_tentacle_marco = "if !haseffect 873; abort; endif; if !monstername \"*untouchable*\"; jiggle; endif; if monstername \"*stinky*\" || monstername \"*ice-cold*\" || (monstername \"*frozen*\" && !monstername \"*spooky*\"); jiggle; endif; while !(monstername \"*ticking*\" || monstername \"*electrified*\" || hppercentbelow 30); attack; endwhile; while !(monstername \"*annoying*\" || monstername \"*restless*\"); if !monstername \"*red-hot*\"; use blue raspberry troll doll,cinnamon troll doll; endif; use blue raspberry troll doll, grape troll doll; endwhile; while monstername \"*ticking*\" || monstername \"*electrified*\"; use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli; endwhile";
- cli_execute("familiar robortender");
- if(!get_property("breakfastCompleted").to_boolean()){
- cli_execute("breakfast");
- }
- if(!get_property("_kgbLeftDrawerUsed").to_boolean()){
- cli_execute("briefcase collect");
- }
- if(get_property("_deckCardsDrawn").to_int() == 0){
- cli_execute("cheat x of swords");
- cli_execute("cheat x of cups");
- cli_execute("cheat year of plenty");
- }
- refresh_status();
- cli_execute("acquire 69 mayodiol");
- cli_execute("acquire 69 mayonex");
- if(get_property("_thanksgettingFoodsEaten").to_int() == 0){
- for i from 9171 to 9174{
- cli_execute("acquire 11 "+to_item(i));
- if(!get_property("_timeSpinnerFoodAvailable").contains_text(i.to_string())){
- if(get_property("mayoInMouth") == ""){
- use(1, $item[mayodiol]);
- }
- eat(1, to_item(i));
- }
- }
- for i from 9175 to 9179{
- cli_execute("acquire 11 "+to_item(i));
- if(!get_property("_timeSpinnerFoodAvailable").contains_text(i.to_string())){
- if(get_property("mayoInMouth") == ""){
- use(1, $item[mayonex]);
- }
- eat(1, to_item(i));
- }
- }
- }
- if(get_property("_infernoDiscoVisited") == "false"){
- cli_execute("outfit velvet");
- visit_url("place.php?whichplace=airport_hot&action=airport4_zone1");
- run_choice(7);
- cli_execute("outfit dice");
- }
- refresh_status();
- int eggz1 = inebriety_limit() - my_inebriety();
- int eggz2 = fullness_limit() - my_fullness() - 1;
- cli_execute("acquire 69 spooky surprise egg");
- while(eggz1 > 0){
- use(1, $item[mayodiol]);
- eat(1, $item[spooky surprise egg]);
- eggz1 = eggz1 - 1;
- }
- while(eggz2 > 0){
- use(1, $item[Mayonex] );
- eat(1, $item[spooky surprise egg]);
- eggz2 = eggz2 - 1;
- }
- while(get_property("_genieWishesUsed").to_int() < 3 ){
- cli_execute("genie wish for more wishes");
- }
- while(get_property("_pottedTeaTreeUsed") == "false"){
- if(item_amount($item[cuppa mediocri tea]) < item_amount($item[cuppa voraci tea])){
- cli_execute("teatree mediocri");
- }
- else{
- if(item_amount($item[cuppa voraci tea]) < item_amount($item[cuppa sobrie tea]))
- {
- cli_execute("teatree voraci");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("teatree sobrie");
- }
- }
- }
- if(get_property("_roboDrinks") == ""){
- //important ones: 2x lep, 1x fairy kind of, whatever thing heals, potato
- //unimportant one: candy because elohelecksdeerandom
- cli_execute("ocrsrobort");
- }
- if(get_property("_bittycar") != "soulcar" ){
- cli_execute("/use soulcar");
- }
- cli_execute("/aa zzz nouveau OCRS bullshit)");
- cli_execute("outfit dice");
- cli_execute("equip familiar killscreen");
- cli_execute("equip shirt stephen\'s labcoat");
- cli_execute("equip weapon staff of the woodfire");
- cli_execute("equip offhand HOA regulation book");
- while(get_property("_snojoFreeFights").to_int() < 10){
- adv1(to_location(460),-1,"");
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- cli_execute("acquire 69 lynyrd snare");
- while(get_property("_lynyrdSnareUses").to_int() < 3){
- cli_execute("use lynyrd snare");
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- cli_execute("acquire 69 seal-blubber candle");
- cli_execute("acquire 69 figurine of a wretched-looking seal");
- cli_execute("equip weapon gnawed-up dog bone");
- cli_execute("/aa ocrs seals");
- while(get_property("_sealsSummoned").to_int() < 10){
- cli_execute("use figurine of a wretched-looking seal");
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- cli_execute("equip weapon staff of the woodfire");
- cli_execute("/aa zzz nouveau OCRS bullshit)");
- cli_execute("equip offhand half a purse");
- if( get_property("_eldritchHorrorEvoked") == "false" ){
- //tentacle fight.
- use_skill(1, $skill[evoke eldritch horror]);
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- if( get_property("_eldritchTentacleFought") == "false" ){
- visit_url("place.php?whichplace=forestvillage&action=fv_scientist");
- if(available_choice_options().count() > 0){
- run_choice(2);
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- }
- if(get_property("_salad_pills_used").to_int() < 20 ){
- cli_execute("/closet * daily affirmation: think win-lose");
- cli_execute("/uncloset * power pill");
- cli_execute("acquire 69 power pill");
- cli_execute("acquire 420 drum machine");
- }
- while(get_property("_salad_pills_used").to_int() < 20 ){
- set_property("salad_pills_un", slash_count($item[power pill]) );
- cli_execute("use drum machine");
- set_property("salad_pills_deux", slash_count($item[power pill]) );
- set_property("_salad_pills_used", get_property("_salad_pills_used").to_int() + get_property("salad_pills_un").to_int() - get_property("salad_pills_deux").to_int() );
- print("salad pills used: "+get_property("_salad_pills_used"));
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- if(get_property("_salad_pills_used").to_int() >= 20 && get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() < 4){
- cli_execute("/closet * power pill");
- }
- while(get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() < 3 ){
- set_property("spices_un", slash_count($item[spices]) );
- cli_execute("use drum machine");
- set_property("spices_deux", slash_count($item[spices]) );
- set_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used", get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() + ( get_property("spices_deux").to_int() - get_property("spices_un").to_int() + 2 ) / 3 );
- print("hard to track free kills used: "+get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used"));
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- if(get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() == 3 ){
- cli_execute("/closet replica bat-oomerang");
- }
- while(get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() < 4 ){
- set_property("spices_un", slash_count($item[spices]) );
- cli_execute("use drum machine");
- set_property("spices_deux", slash_count($item[spices]) );
- set_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used", get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() + ( get_property("spices_deux").to_int() - get_property("spices_un").to_int() + 2 ) / 3 );
- print("hard to track free kills used: "+get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used"));
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- if(slash_count($item[power pill]) == 0 ){
- cli_execute("/uncloset * power pill");
- }
- if(slash_count($item[replica bat-oomerang]) == 0 ){
- cli_execute("/uncloset replica bat-oomerang");
- }
- if(get_property("_glarkCableUses").to_int() == 0 ){
- cli_execute("acquire 69 glark cable");
- }
- while(get_property("_glarkCableUses").to_int() < 5){
- adv1(to_location(385),-1,"");
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- if(get_property("_drunkPygmyBanishes").to_int() == 0){
- cli_execute("acquire 69 bowl of scorpions");
- }
- while(get_property("_drunkPygmyBanishes").to_int() < 11){
- adv1(to_location(344),-1,"");
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- while(get_property("_timeSpinnerMinutesUsed").to_int() < 8){
- cli_execute("/use time-spinner");
- run_choice(1);
- //3 more pygmy drunks
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1196&monid=1431&option=1&pwd");
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- //fuck literally everything about the following.
- if(get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() < 5){
- cli_execute("familiar machine elf");
- cli_execute("equip familiar killscreen");
- cli_execute("/aa none");
- }
- while(get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() < 5 ){
- print("elf fights used, hopefully= "+get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int());
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- if(!in_multi_fight()){
- visit_url("adventure.php?snarfblat=458");
- }
- if(available_choice_options().count() > 0){
- run_choice(6);
- }
- else{
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- int good_variable_name = 0;
- string blarfingar = "";
- while( get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() < 5 && ( good_variable_name == 0 || in_multi_fight() ) ){
- try{
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- visit_url("main.php");
- }
- finally{
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- string blarfingar = visit_url("fight.php");
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- blarfingar = blarfingar.substring(blarfingar.index_of("id=\'monname\'"), blarfingar.index_of("id=\'monname\'") + 420).to_lower_case();
- print(blarfingar);
- //does monster have meat?
- if(contains_text(blarfingar, "solid gold")){
- print("we think monster has meat.");
- if(contains_text(blarfingar, "eldritch tentacle") || contains_text(blarfingar, "31dr17ch 73n74c13")){
- int did_I_become_death = slash_count($item[eldritch effluvium]);
- run_combat(gold_tentacle_marco);
- if(slash_count($item[eldritch effluvium]) > did_I_become_death + 1 ){
- set_property("_elf_free_fights", get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() + 1 );
- print("we think monster is dead.");
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- print("we think we've used "+get_property("_elf_free_fights")+" machine elf fights.");
- }
- else{
- print("we think we are kill.");
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- print("we think we've used "+get_property("_elf_free_fights")+" machine elf fights.");
- }
- }
- else{
- run_combat("jiggle;");
- //it did died.
- set_property("_elf_free_fights", get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() + 1 );
- print("we think monster is dead.");
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- print("we think we've used "+get_property("_elf_free_fights")+" machine elf fights.");
- }
- }
- else{
- print("we think monster is poor");
- run_combat("if !haseffect 873; abort; endif; while !(times 3 && (monstername \"*annoying*\" || monstername \"*restless*\") && monstername \"*ticking*\" ) && !hppercentbelow 30 ; use louder than bomb, louder than bomb; endwhile");
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- print("we think we've used "+get_property("_elf_free_fights")+" machine elf fights.");
- }
- good_variable_name++;
- }
- }
- while(get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() >= 5 && in_multi_fight()){
- try{
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- visit_url("main.php");
- }
- finally{
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- string blarfingar = visit_url("fight.php");
- blarfingar = blarfingar.substring(blarfingar.index_of("id=\'monname\'"), blarfingar.index_of("id=\'monname\'") + 420).to_lower_case();
- if(contains_text(blarfingar, "eldritch tentacle") || contains_text(blarfingar, "31dr17ch 73n74c13") ){
- run_combat(gold_tentacle_marco);
- }
- else{
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat("if !haseffect 873; abort; endif; while !(times 3 && (monstername \"*annoying*\" || monstername \"*restless*\") && monstername \"*ticking*\" ) && !hppercentbelow 30 ; use louder than bomb, louder than bomb; endwhile");
- }
- }
- }
- }
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- cli_execute("/aa zzz nouveau OCRS bullshit)");
- cli_execute("familiar robortender");
- cli_execute("equip familiar killscreen");
- //only getting to test this once/day sucks butt.
- if(!get_property("_loveTunnelUsed").to_boolean()){
- visit_url("place.php?whichplace=town_wrong&action=townwrong_tunnel");
- run_choice(1);
- run_choice(1);
- run_combat();
- try{
- visit_url("main.php");
- }
- finally{
- run_choice(1);
- }
- run_combat();
- try{
- visit_url("main.php");
- }
- finally{
- run_choice(1);
- }
- /*
- while( available_choice_options().count() > 0){
- run_choice(1);
- while(choice_follows_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- */
- }
- if(slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 || slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 ){
- set_property("rkelly","");
- }
- while( get_property("_witchess_tracking_suuuucks").to_int() < 5){
- //hammer servers with slash_count() because fuck salad 'n' stuff.
- if(get_property("rkelly").to_int() == 0){
- while(slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 ){
- cli_execute("use spooky putty monster");
- set_property("_spoopiesfought", get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() + 1 );
- }
- if(slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 4 ){
- cli_execute("/aa zzz nouveau OCRS bullshit with 3 lines commented");
- cli_execute("use spooky putty monster");
- set_property("_spoopiesfought", get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() + 1 );
- cli_execute("/aa zzz nouveau OCRS bullshit)");
- }
- if(slash_count($item[spooky putty sheet]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 5 ){
- put_closet(1, $item[spooky putty sheet]);
- set_property("rkelly",1);
- }
- }
- visit_url("campground.php?action=witchess");
- if(available_choice_options()[1] == "Examine the shrink ray"){
- //visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1181&option=1&pwd");
- run_choice(1);
- set_property("_witchess_tracking_suuuucks", get_property("_witchess_tracking_suuuucks").to_int() + 1);
- }
- if(available_choice_options()[1] == "" & available_choice_options()[2] == "Play Witchess"){
- set_property("_witchess_tracking_suuuucks" , 5);
- }
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1182&option=1&piece=1935&pwd="+my_hash(),false);
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- //checking whether painting is fought.
- if( !get_property("_chateauMonsterFought").to_boolean() ){
- visit_url("place.php?whichplace=chateau&action=chateau_painting");
- //better safe than aborted, I guess:
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- if(get_property("_gingerbreadCityTurns").to_int() == 0){
- //just attempts to run away
- cli_execute("/aa zzzzzzz runaway");
- cli_execute("familiar stomping boots");
- cli_execute("equip familiar killscreen");
- set_property("choiceAdventure1203", 4);
- set_property("choiceAdventure1215", 1);
- set_property("choiceAdventure1204", 1);
- //set clock forward.
- adv1($location[Gingerbread Civic Center], -1, "" );
- //run away 3 times.
- for i from 7 to 9{
- adv1($location[Gingerbread Civic Center], -1, "" );
- }
- //grab candy
- adv1($location[Gingerbread Train Station], -1, "" );
- //run away 4 times
- for i from 11 to 14{
- adv1($location[Gingerbread Civic Center], -1, "" );
- }
- cli_execute("/aa zzz nouveau OCRS bullshit)");
- cli_execute("familiar robortender");
- cli_execute("equip familiar killscreen");
- //use 5 gingerbread cigarettes...
- for i from 15 to 19{
- adv1($location[Gingerbread Upscale Retail District], -1, "" );
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- //...to get more gingerbread cigarettes
- adv1($location[Gingerbread Civic Center], -1, "" );
- }
- cli_execute("equip offhand HOA regulation book");
- cli_execute("acquire 69 bricko ooze");
- while(get_property("_brickoFights").to_int() < 10){
- if(get_property("rkelly").to_int() == 0){
- while(slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 ){
- cli_execute("use spooky putty monster");
- set_property("_spoopiesfought", get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() + 1 );
- }
- if(slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 4 ){
- cli_execute("/aa zzz nouveau OCRS bullshit with 3 lines commented");
- cli_execute("use spooky putty monster");
- set_property("_spoopiesfought", get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() + 1 );
- cli_execute("/aa zzz nouveau OCRS bullshit)");
- }
- if(slash_count($item[spooky putty sheet]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 5 ){
- put_closet(1, $item[spooky putty sheet]);
- set_property("rkelly",1);
- }
- }
- cli_execute("use bricko ooze");
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- if(get_property("rkelly").to_int() == 1){
- take_closet(1, $item[spooky putty sheet]);
- set_property("rkelly", 0 );
- }
- /*
- metric
- fuckton
- of
- whitespace
- */
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