The Lord's Fanfiction

"Good job Hawlucha!"

Aelita pat her trusty starter on his head, proud of the work he had put in. The bird stood over a Chesnaught, unable to move after tanking an Acrobatics. Across from the aspiring sensei was her opponent, a young strapping lad by the name of Texen Raider.

"NO! NO! NO! WHY?! Why again?! I got stronger this time!"

As he looked to his Pokemon, giving him a... signal?... Aelita wasted no time. He blocks his path, mockingly stating "And that's it."

"What do you mean 'that's it'?!" Texen spat back. "I-I don't accept this!"

However, the young girl would not back down. "You already accepted it, Texen. Your defeat was destined the moment you said yes."

Texen clutches his fist, steam building up. However, Aelita thinks she also sees... a grin?

"What? You mean you knew I was going to lose? If you call that confidence, then you're just as high as me."

Aelita wanted to punch him for making such an arrogant statement. However, as she raises her fist, a voice appears in her head.

'Aelita, let's follow through.'

'Hold on.' she urges the voice. 'I'm going to give him one last chance.'

She walked to Texen, looking him straight in his masculine, sex-magnet laced eyes. "Texen, come speak with me. Face to face."

The Sexen obliged, quickly making his way to the center of the arena. The crowd was now in a fervor, aware of the inevitable outburst their leader was known for.

"What is it you seek from me, my child?"

Aelita was shocked. She didn't expect such a statement from a pig such as... HIM! One who treated her family like dirt! One who ruined her village... right? However, this wasn't the time to second guess herself. She HAD to ask him this question:

"Why did you want to become the Sensei of this village?"

"What?! THAT'S what you brought me over here for?!"

However, before he continues, he stops himself. The Sexen began to laugh heartily. "Very good, my daughter! It is such a pleasure to see you stand up for yourself."

At this point, Aelita lost all patience. "What?! My DAUGHTER?! YOU ARROGANT-"

[Chesnaught used Rock Tomb!]

Before she could react, a flurry of rocks fell on her Hawlucha, unable to tank the hit.

[Hawlucha fainted!]

The crowd applauded, thrilled at the use of Texen's high IQ from binge watching Rick and Morty. Aelita, however, was in complete shock. "But... but I-"

"-grew arrogant, my dearest Aelita." the Sexen cut in. "You were so sure of your victory, you forgot to pay attention to those closest to you- your Pokemon."

He redirected his attention to Aelita. "I have watched over you for quite some time, my child. With my immense knowledge of all things, I have prepared you for this very moment: to reclaim your throne as Sheridan's ruler."

"Bullshit! Then why did you-"

"I had to test your resolve." Texen quickly interjected. "Your drive, your desire to fight for your friends... truly, it is inspiring. Not as inspiring as anything I have done, of course, but still quite inspiring."

The crowd nodded in agreement, much to the dismay of Aelita. "But I... you..."

Aelita finally got to get a good look at Texen. There's something different about him. His eyes... his hair... his ROCK HARD muscles. It's clear that Texen is a BIG BOY, but Aelita still has to investigate.

"I'm still not convinced, bud! You still haven't answered my question... why do it?!"

Before she could react, however, Texen was suddenly upon her. He gently placed his thicc, lovely hand upon her salty face. "My child... I accepted this position to see this town grow... prosper... the region of Aevium is filled with liars and cheats. But by penetrating the issue, I can spread my thicc, creamy love across the region, infecting everyone with positivity...

...including those I love the most."

Texen pulled her in, gifting her a passionate kiss on the lips. She was overwhelmed by it, the fiery passion of it all...

...wait a minute... fiery passion?

Fire...

Suddenly, she felt a burning sensation upon her head. The aspiring trainer's head had been set ablaze by Texen's HOT BOD. She ran to the ravine, sticking her head into the pond and dousing the fire. "YOU SICK FUCK! WHAT DID YOU-"

"I made it all better, my child. The assimilation will be completed very soon..."

"One of us? Whadya-"

Before she could finish, however, she caught a glimpse of her reflection. Hair once colored lavender was now replaced by a blazing orange. The shape, too, had changed, taking on a one horned look.

"What... what IS-"

"Embrace My Love, my child. You KNOW you want to."

Aelita began to quickly back away from the Sexen, fear overtaking her senses. "No, no, this is wrong! All wrong! You're sick in the head, and I won't stand for it any longer! Hawlucha, come on-"

However, as she turned, Aelita was horrified to see that where her Hawlucha stood was now replaced by a Dodrio. "You know, my child, Dodrio's heads aren't the ONLY thing it has three of... isn't that right, my children?"

The crowd Aelita thought was once firmly on her side had now changed, becoming one with the Lord. "You... how did you-"

There was no time. Aelita began to run. She made her way to the exit as quickly as possible. However, when she made it there, she found the exit was Texen. The trees were Texen. The sky was Texen. EVERYTHING was Texen. Before she knew it, she looked down upon her clothing, only to discover her UGLY rags were replaced with fashion forward clothing.

"Congratulations on the assimilation, my child."

"Than you, my child."

The two began to make their way from the Texen to the Texen, ready to begin their eternal lives together.


THE-

"...wait..."

The Texen turned around, noticing a sickly looking man covered in a long, sex-riddled hood. "I come from a world... where everyone's legs hurt. I want to stop it... and that is why...

...I want to talk to you about the Full Meme Initiative."

THE END