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- >"LEFTLEFTLEFTLEFTLEFT"
- >You all duck left through the maze of alleyways, the sounds of barking dogs and police ponies following your every turn
- >"THERE'S THE TRAIN! GO GO GO!"
- >You look down at Sweetie Belle, who looks exhausted from all the running
- >She starts to slow down
- >Pick her up under one arm and steady your hat with a hand as you bolt towards the train station
- >Now on open ground, you hear the police dogs growling and snapping, getting ever closer
- LYRA I DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT THIS TIME
- >Lyra shouts over her shoulder
- >"OF COURSE WE WILL! IT'S JUST A BIT FARTHER!"
- >The train in the distance lets out a whistle and starts to pull away from the station
- FUCKING HELL WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO CHASE IT?
- >You practically fly onto the station, your chest burning and legs propelling you forwards as fast as humanly possible
- >The last train carriage leaves the station
- >You all jump on the tracks after it and run like your lives depended on it
- >Reach out a hand as the carriage gets closer to you
- >Almost...
- >ALMOST!
- >Trip up on a railway sleeper
- >Tumble head over heels forwards, Sweetie Belle torn from your grasp
- >Lyra screams and looks around, panicked
- >She looks back at the station
- >The cops have followed you onto the tracks and are closing in
- >There's nowhere to go, your only way out just left you behind
- >Lyra turns to you, anger in her eyes
- >"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, ANON!"
- >A police pony tackles her and you pass out from exhaustion
- 1/?
- >A loud bang awakens you
- >Groggily come to and sit up slowly
- >Look around the cell
- >Lyra is sat against the wall opposite to you, whistling a sad tune
- >Dog is snoozing at your feet on the bed
- >Sweetie Belle is playing with two pebbles she found lying around
- >She looks up at you, eyes full of innocence
- >"Hiya, Anon! Looks like the cops got us, huh?"
- Eeyup. Are you ok?
- >"I'm fine! The nice police stallion tried to take me to his candy room but I said I wasn't hungry, so he threw me in here with you!"
- >Rub your eyes and look towards Lyra
- >She glares at you
- What?
- >"For something that was made to hunt things on flatlands, you're slow as hell."
- Maybe it was my plan to get caught!
- >"Was it?"
- ...No. But that's not important right now. How do we get out of here?
- >"We don't. There's a guard outside, and I don't think they're going to let the three most notorious homeless folk in Equestria back on the streets."
- Three? What about Dog?
- >"He's a dog, Anon."
- >Dog wakes up and woofs at her before going back to sleep
- >Someone bangs on the cell door
- >"Hey! Are you guys plotting in there?"
- >You all say "No" in unison
- >Except Dog
- >He's a dog.
- >Dogs can't speak, reader.
- >"Okay then. Good."
- >He goes back to singing pop music. Badly.
- >Sigh
- Right, guys. Gather round. We need to plot.
- 2/?
- >Lyra groans
- >"It's hopeless, Anon! They aren't gonna be dealt with that easily! The police force of Las Pegasus is famous for its high security prisons! Once we get transported there, there's no way out."
- >Rest your chin on a hand and muse to yourself
- Soo... We're to just sit here and wait for transportation?
- >"I guess... Yeah."
- >Lyra sits back and pulls knees up to her chest
- >You weren't even aware that ponies could bend that way
- >Whatever
- >You scratch Dog's head and think of more ways to break out
- >A slight jingle can be heard
- >Look around
- >The jingle stopped
- >Look back at the wall
- >The jingle starts again
- >Annoyed, you scan the room again
- >See Sweetie Belle with her back to you
- Sweetie? Is that you?
- >She turns around, a massive ring of keys in her hooves
- >"Yeah?"
- >Gawp at her
- Where the fuck did you get those?
- >"Oh! Well that nice stallion, the one with the candy room, he offered me keys! I said no anyway but I think he forgot to take them back."
- >She giggles
- >"Jokes on him! These things are so fun to play with!"
- >She puts them in her mouth, covering them with filly-slobber
- >You slowly turn to face Lyra
- >She's shaking her head in disbelief
- >She clears her throat
- >"So uhh, Anyone else know their way around a police station?”
- 3/?
- >Sirens blare and shouting fills the building
- >"RIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHT"
- >You, carrying Sweetie Belle on your shoulders, who is having an extreme amount of fun at the commotion, shoulder charge your way through a door, Dog and Lyra following suit
- WHERE NOW?
- >"FUCK, I DON'T KNOW! THE WINDOW!"
- ARE YOU INSANE?
- >"YES!"
- >Lyra throws herself out of the glass window, adding several more cuts and slashes to her battle-scarred coat
- >You throw Dog out after her, hold Sweetie close to your chest, and jump through
- >You fall two stories and land in a dumpster
- >The trash comforts your fall
- >Glance left
- >A pickle is poking out of a bin liner
- Ooo!
- >Stuff it in your mouth and climb out of the dumpster
- >Sweetie Belle trills in your ear
- >"That was so much fun! Let’s do it again!"
- HELL NAW.
- >Lyra frantically looks left and right
- >"Uu-h I-I Don't... Shit!"
- THAT WAY!
- >You point down a random street, and your party runs full speed in that direction
- >Ponies duck out of your way and scrunch up their faces at the sight of you
- >You don't really care
- >The party stops running for a second, you pant heavily and Lyra collapses to the floor
- >Dog just pants, his tongue hanging out of one side of his mouth
- >Sweetie Belle giggles, her voice cracking every few seconds
- >Lyra gasps and speaks up
- >"What... What now?"
- N-not sure. Are there any trains running at this time?
- >"No, not this time of day... I think we're trapped here, and it's only a matter of time until the cops start combing the place for us"
- >Straighten up and smile
- >Lyra gives you a queer look
- >"You ok, Anon?"
- >You chuckle and place your hands on your hips
- Oh yes, Lyra. I am. Because I've found our way out of here.
- >She raises an eyebrow and follows your gaze
- >"You can't be serious."
- I am.
- >Grin malevolently at the massive air-boat docking at a nearby station
- We're going to steal the Wingenburg.
- 4/?
- >Somehow you manage to evade detection until night fall
- >Pegasi soar over head, shining torches down alleyways and empty streets
- >You press yourself against a wall while a beam of light passes in front of you
- >Shoot a glance at Lyra
- >She's doing the same, a determined look on her face
- >Sweetie Belle is behind her, sniffing her hoof and recoiling from the smell
- >Dog is chasing his tail, oblivious to the danger
- >You motion for them to follow, and sprint across the street towards the air-boat docking station
- >Las Pegasus takes crime very seriously. For a city built on the gambling trade and prostitution, the crime rate is actually the lowest in Equestria.
- >As a result, a few homeless escapees put the city under martial law.
- >You didn't really understand why
- >But at least no hapless citizens will get in your way
- >Another flashlight bearing pegasi squadron passes over head
- >They miss you
- >The docking station is in front of you now, and your goal is ever nearer
- >A shitload of cops are stood outside it though
- Really?
- >Lyra appears at your side
- >"What's up?"
- All these ponies. How are we going to get in?
- >Lyra strokes her chin with a hoof
- >"Hmmmm... Maybe if we..."
- FUCKING RUUUUN!
- >A police baton is thrown after you, but it narrowly misses, flies past your head, hits the button controls at the end and opens the entrance to the air-boat
- >You hear the sergeant screaming at the pony that threw the baton
- >The wind threatens to blow you off the top of the station
- >These things are built incredibly high, almost 50 stories upwards.
- >The Wingenburg innocently floats, held ashore with a single length of rope
- >You jump onto the deck, Sweetie Belle, Dog and Lyra landing after you
- >You draw your hobo knife and start hacking away at the mooring rope
- >Lyra kicks open the doors to the control room and starts hitting every button and pulling every lever
- >Dog growls at the police ponies, who are running across the landing pad towards the air-boat
- >"GET OFF THE BOAT, MONKEY. WE WON'T HURT YOU IF YOU CO-OPERATE"
- >You hear Lyra cheer as the whole boat lurches
- >You smile at the sergeant and cut through the last thread of rope
- >The boat pulls away from the edge of the docking station
- SO LONG, FUCKERS!
- >The sergeant spreads his wings
- Ah. Shit.
- 5/?
- >The boat picks up speed, riding the heavy winds
- >Las Pegasus rushes past below and above you, several floating cloud buildings getting destroyed by the air-boat
- >Clouds are a horrible building material
- >The sound of cloud buildings being bashed around (because somehow, clouds make loud 'crashing' noises when struck) alerts the roaming pegasi squads
- LYRA?
- >"I GOT THE AIR-BOAT WORKING! WOO HOO!"
- YEAH, THAT'S REALLY COOL AND ALL. BUT WE HAVE LIKE, A THOUSAND PISSED POLICE PEGASUS PONIES INCOMING!
- >She sticks her head out the cabin window
- >Her grin is practically slapped off at the sight of the swarm of pegasi dressed in navy blue uniforms flying after the boat
- >She ducks back into the cabin and begins slamming every button she can see
- >You run into the control room and join her
- >You hear Sweetie Belle on the deck
- >"Hiya, Mister!"
- >SHIT.
- >Run back out and see a cop trying to take away Sweetie Belle
- >Dog jumps on him and mauls his wings, blood and feathers getting everywhere while the cop screams in pain, only making Dog's attack more violent
- >Another pony lands on the deck and lunges at you
- >Kick him in the face and throw him back off the boat
- LYRA FOR FUCKS SAKE, DO SOMETHING!
- >Lyra roars in frustration
- >She then sees a large red button next to the steering wheel
- >'Nitro'
- >"Well now that's just ridiculous"
- >She presses it
- >You almost get launched off the boat from the force of the acceleration
- >You draw your knife again and stab it into the wooden deck
- >It acts as an anchor as you pull Dog and Sweetie Belle close to you
- >The police eat your air-dust as the boat soars through the skies of Equestria
- >But you still manage to smile
- >You escaped
- 6/?
- >Lyra once more appears from the cabin
- >"You all ok?"
- Yeah, we're fine. What did you do?
- >"Nitro"
- Don't be stupid, air-boats don't have nitro.
- >The boat drifts silently through the night
- >You sit, with your legs dangling off the edge of the boat, watching the landscape pass beneath you
- >The cool breeze whistles past you, and you take a moment to bask in the beauty of this picturesque landscape, knowing that you are the witness of one of God's most beautiful creatio-
- FUCK I'm hungry.
- >Sweetie Belle moans
- >"Aaaanooon. When can we eat?"
- Don't worry, Sweetie, we'll get food soon. Right, Lyra?
- >Lyra puts on a smile
- >"Of course we will! We're on an air boat. Gotta be food somewhere aboard."
- >You all go below deck to search for something to eat
- >All you find is some peanuts and a stick of beef jerky
- >Half of you don't even eat beef jerky
- >So you and Lyra chow down on the cow meat while Dog and Sweetie eat the peanuts.
- >You sleep on some rags you found lying around the boat, while using Lyra's plush, warm, furry belly as a pillow
- >Luxury
- >Wake up
- >Realise the first problem of the day
- >You can't feel your limbs
- >Begin shivering profusely
- >Bury your face in Lyra's belly some more
- >She snorts in her sleep and kicks her rear leg
- >Shiver once more and grumble as you stand up
- >Nudge Lyra with a foot
- >She doesn't wake up
- >Prod her face
- >She doesn't wake up
- Oh my god! Look at all those rich ponies carrying musical instruments!
- >She wakes up, swearing profusely
- >"FUCKIN' UPPER CLASS- Oh. Hi."
- Hey. Damage report: It's fucking cold
- 7/?
- >Lyra shudders
- >"Huh. So it is."
- >You both ascend to the deck and look out
- >A white landscape greets you
- >Mountains covered in ice and black rock dot the area
- Where the hell...?
- >Lyra titters
- >"Should have known the wind would blow us here. Always does this time of the season"
- >She turns to you
- >"Looks like I know where we're going next!"
- >Raise an eyebrow
- Go on?
- >Lyra calls for Sweetie Belle
- >A few moments later a groggy looking and incredibly sleepy filly is carried onto the deck by Dog
- >She falls off his back and stares blankly at you while Dog gives her a morning bath
- >He takes good care of her, that mutt.
- >Sweetie croaks a few words
- >"Where are we going?"
- >Lyra strikes a dramatic pose
- >"We're going to the Crystal Empire!"
- >Oh shit.
- >You laugh nervously
- Are uhh, are you sure?
- >Lyra blinks a few times
- >"Of course! What, you doubt my aerial navigation abilities?"
- >She closes one eye and turns her head so she can glare extra hard with her open eye
- N-no, I just think that it's a bad place to set up. It's uhh, Upper class, you know.
- >She cocks her head
- >"Upper class. The Crystal Empire. Are you for real, Anonymous?"
- You mean it isn't?
- >"It's fancy, yeah. But the entire city has turned into a hub of commerce, culture and tourism. Ponies from all over are there. Not bad for a city that only showed up 2 years ago."
- >You turn and look towards the shining light in the distance
- Is that it?
- >"Yup. It's got a barrier around it to prevent an invasion forces. It's a neutral zone, you see."
- >Nod
- >Your eyes widen
- Uhh. Lyra?
- >"Yeah?"
- Would an air-boat be stopped by the barrier?
- >"Of course! Something this big would be torn apart by- OH."
- 8/?
- HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEER THIS THING?!
- >"I HAVE NO IDEA, WHERE THE HELL IS THE WHEEL? I WAS USING IT YESTERDAY!"
- WHO THE FUCK LOSES A STEERING WHEEL?
- >You run outside and look at the approaching city
- >The light blue barrier pulses slightly
- >Gulp
- >Straighten your hat
- >Mutter a quick prayer to Hobo Jesus
- >Walk over and pick up Sweetie Belle and Dog under each arm
- >"Hiya, Anon! Are we going to the Crystal Empire! That's so cool!"
- Yeah. Cool.
- >You clear your throat and scream like a bitch as the air-boat collides with the barrier
- >The smell of sulphur, smoke, and peaches fills your nostrils as you watch the boat get violently torn apart around you
- >You hit the deck and pull your friends close to you
- >Lyra screams from the cabin
- >Wood and splinters fly everywhere
- >The balloon holding the boat afloat is incinerated
- >You hear tortured metal groan and strain
- >The entire vessel slows down as it barges its way into the barrier
- >You hear Lyra shout from the cabin
- >"WE'RE GOING DOWN!"
- I FUCKING NOTICED!
- >Sweetie screams in your ear and Dog whines as you watch the city and the ground rush up to the air-boat
- >The boat hits the ground with a thunderous crash, yet more shattered wood being launched in all directions
- >You are propelled forwards and in through the cabin door with Sweetie Belle and Dog still under your arms
- >You slam into Lyra and carry her with you
- >Smash through the window at the front of the cabin, Sweetie and Dog getting wrenched from your grasp
- >Fly out and crumple into the ground
- >Stand up amongst the smouldering wreckage
- >Adjust your hat
- >Look around at the carnage and ruined earth scarred with fire and huge planks of razor sharp wood
- Ehh, I've seen worse.
- 9/?
- >Nudge Lyra
- >She grumbles and gets up
- >She looks around, like you did, an unimpressed face seemingly judging everything around her
- >"I was beginning to like that boat."
- >A growl alerts you to the presence of Dog dragging Sweetie out of some wreckage
- >She coughs and hacks up a piece wood
- >Then she bounces up to you and starts squeaking
- >"THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!"
- >Pat her on the head
- That'll do, pig. That'll do.
- >Also pat Dog
- >Then you realise just where you are
- Oh god.
- >Lyra scowls
- >"What's with you, Anon? You scared of this place or something?"
- N-no, not at all.
- >She narrows her eyes, but before she can say anything you all hear a shout
- >"Over here! Secure the perimeter!"
- >Lyra groans
- >"Ugh. Peacekeepers. Come on, Anon. Let’s get out of here."
- >You, Lyra, Sweetie and Dog skedaddle away from the scene before a group of guards in bright pink armour show up
- >A few minutes later you've found a lovely alley way to hide in.
- >The Crystal Empire was originally a beautiful utopia, but the multiculturalism and multiple nations living in the city added a whole new ring around the seeming perfect centre, where all the crystal buildings are
- >So basically, the Empire is part shanty town
- >Just how you like it.
- >You root through a bin and pull out a half-eaten sandwich
- >Chew on it and toss your comrades some other food
- >Lyra gets a banana covered in sludge
- >Sweetie Belle gets an apple with an unusually large worm in it
- >Dog gets a full roast chicken with seasoning and a salad to go with it
- >All made out of cardboard
- >You dig into your meals and plan your next moves
- 10/?
- So. How do we get out of here?
- >Sweetie Belle seems confused
- >"Why do we wanna leave? This place is great!"
- >Dog barks in approval and starts eating the cardboard salad
- Well, it's like, in the middle of a frozen wasteland! We'll freeze to death!
- >The barrier around the city has also given it a tropical climate. It's like sitting on a beach
- >You nervously tug at your collar and readjust your hat
- >Lyra is about to berate you when a loud trumpet blares
- >"Announcing the arrival of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza to the Zebra quarter!"
- >OH.
- >SHIT.
- >You hurl yourself inside a bin and slam the lid over you
- >Outside you hear the muffled voices of Sweetie and Lyra
- >Sunlight hits you in the face as you see your minty comrade glaring at you
- >"ANON. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
- >You chuckle nervously
- Me? Nothing at all, my dear. Nice Cadence we're having, eh?
- >Lyra bites her lower lip and charges up a "FUCK"
- >Sweetie jumps into the bin with you and on your lap
- >Dog follows her
- >Getting mighty cramped in this bin now
- >"Come oooon, Anon! I wanna say hi to Cadence! I was at her wedding and everything!"
- >She pouts
- >You squirm
- >Lyra pushes her face closer to yours
- >"What's really going on, Anon?"
- >You gulp and begin to speak
- 11/?
- >Day 4-months-after-the-first-part-of-the-story in Equestria
- >Be Anon
- >In Manehatten
- >Rooting through garbage as usual
- >Pull out a dildo the size of your forearm
- Who throws away something like this?
- >Chuck it over your shoulder
- >Dog catches it and starts chewing on it
- >You push your arm as deep as you can, thinking of something Sweetie might want to eat
- >Close your hand around something
- >Pull
- >Out comes brown paper bag
- >Raise an eyebrow
- >Open it
- >A school lunch
- >An entire school lunch in pristine condition
- >Grin and stuff it in your jacket
- >Sweetie is gonna be thrilled
- >You dive back in to find something for Lyra when something catches your eye
- >Walk past Dog, still gnawing on the tip of the rubber dick
- >Poke your head out of the alleyway and tip your hat up slightly
- >A group of ponies are cheering and shouting
- >See two ponies walk down the street, smiling and chatting to everyone they can see
- >One of them is a tall white unicorn stallion, the other is a pink... Alicorn?
- Woah. Rare.
- >You watch the two walk up to an important looking building
- >The stallion kisses the alicorn and heads inside
- >The alicorn sighs and watches as the mob of mares follows the stallion inside
- >She turns and looks straight at you
- >You put on your best "Rabid Hobo" look and sneer at her
- >To your absolute horror, she flies over, a massive smile on her face
- >She stops just before you and her horn flashes
- >Her body seems to shine for a second, before you can see straight through her, then her body takes on a texture like oil when exposed to sunlight, and then it is normal again
- >She trots the final distance up to you
- >"Hello there."
- >You just stare at her
- >"My name is Princess Mi Amore Cadenza. But you can call me Cadence!"
- >Royalty.
- >Oh shit, Anon. Get the fuck out of there. They'll never stop hunting you if she frames you for something.
- >Instead, Cadence trots past you
- >You watch as a group of ponies passes the alleyway, looks down it straight at Cadence, and carries on walking
- >Cadence giggles
- >"Oh don't worry. No pony else can see me."
- >She walks up and pushes your back against a wall
- >"Just you."
- 12/?
- >You laugh nervously
- Well, uhh. Princess, my name is Anon and it was lovely to meet you. If you don't mind, I have some important business to attend to."
- >"I see..."
- >She looks at Dog, who is licking the tip of the dildo
- >Fucking hell, Dog.
- >"You seem... Very busy."
- >Start feeling hot under the collar
- I-... Look, I don't want any trouble, yeah? I know you royals think you can mess around with us commoners, but you won't get the better of me!
- >Cadence simply smiles
- >"Oh, Anon. Don't you know who I am?"
- >Twitch nervously
- >"My name is Cadence. The Princess of Love."
- >She pushes you against the wall again and presses her hooves against your chest
- >"And I always get what I want."
- >To a person looking into the alleyway at that moment, they would see a homeless man squirming madly against thin air, his lips in a very strange position
- >To you, you're being molested by a princess who seemingly has a thing for the homeless
- >Cadence pulls back and licks her lips
- >"Oh gods I love that taste"
- >She breathes in deeply through her nose
- >"And that SMELL! Oh gods you're driving me CRAZY, ANON!"
- >You clear your throat
- >Straighten up
- >Adjust your hat
- >And headbutt her
- DOG! RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS!
- >Dog picks up the dildo in his mouth and bolts after you as you try to lose her in the intricate alleyways of Manehatten
- >You look up and see her gliding overhead, smiling down at you
- >"I see you, handsome!"
- >You can't fathom why this is happening
- >You dive down an alley that leads to a warehouse you've hidden in several times
- >Dog follows you through the door and you slam it shut, bolting it and pushing several boxes in front of it
- >Pant and listen closely
- >Silence
- Ok, Dog. I think we lost her.
- >In some cruel joke that was planned, Cadence then crashes through the roof, hitting the floor on all fours with a sound like 10 ton weight hitting the ground, and causing a small crater around her
- 13/?
- >She looks at you and smiles
- >You see a bead of sweat drop off her face
- >"My, oh my. You sure are a fast one, Anon!"
- >She walks towards you, laughing all the while
- >Dog spits out the dildo and growls, standing between you and her
- >Cadence laughs and rips open a nearby box, stuffing him inside with magic and bolting it shut
- >She then picks up the dildo with a faint blue aura
- >"Oh Anon. Didn’t you hear?"
- >She slowly makes her way forwards, laughing softly and spinning the dildo in the air like a drill
- >"I always get what I want."
- >Lyra stares at you
- >Sweetie Belle stares at you
- >Dog whimpers from the recounting of the tale
- So yeah. Can we please leave?
- >You crawl out of the bin then lift Dog and Sweetie out
- >Your ass is tingling from the memories of your trauma
- >Lyra pesters you some more
- >"So uhh, what kind of stuff did you do?"
- I don't want to talk about it, Lyra. The last thing she said was "Come visit me some time.". And I don't intend to visit shit.
- >Lyra suddenly pulls you into a hug. And by that you mean she grabs onto your leg.
- >"Why didn't you tell me?"
- >You take off your hat, hold it to your chest and hold back tears
- Hobo pride.
- >Place the hat back on your head and straighten up
- Now let’s get the fuck outta here.
- 14/?
- >"Oh no you don't."
- >God please no
- >Slowly turn around
- >A tall pony shimmers in the light and fades into vision
- >Princess Cadence
- >A regiment of peacekeepers block off the exits and surround you from the roof tops
- >A nearby dustbin falls over and a peacekeeper crawls out, his horn charged with magic and a banana peel on his head
- >He opens his mouth, dislocates his jaw, and another peacekeeper climbs out of him, looking equally as serious
- >You slowly raise your hands
- >Lyra growls
- >Dog growls harder
- >Sweetie Belle cheers
- >"Hiya, Princess Cadence!"
- >Wake up with a pounding headache
- >You're in a fancy looking room, adorned with mirrors and... clean things
- >Your arm tingles from memories of past cleanliness
- >Slide off the bed you're led on and make for the window
- >Look down at the 100ft drop
- >You're in the Crystal Citadel
- >Shit.
- >Stride over to the door and try it
- >Locked
- >Look around for any other exits
- >There are none
- >You're trapped, and hobos can't fly
- >You walk back to the window and sit down cross-legged before it, gazing out at the city and sighing in resignation
- >You hope your friends are okay...
- 15/?
- >Be Lyra "Fisticuffs" Heartstrings
- >PhD
- >Wake up to the sound of shouting
- >You open one eye and survey your new surroundings
- >Bars greet you
- >Both eyes shoot open
- >Sit bolt upright
- >You're in a cell
- >But not just any cell
- >Run to the bars and look out
- >You're in a prison
- >You hear a chuckle to the right
- >Turn to see a Diamond Dog watching you from his own bed
- >"Looks like you're my new cell mate... Come'ere, darlin'. I don't bite. Too hard."
- >He grins toothily
- >You crack your neck and narrow your eyes, flashbacks of past prison experiences coming to mind
- >The diamond dog stands up
- >He towers over you
- >Meh. Size is just another advantage for you
- >You take a quick moment to look back outside at the prison
- >It's massive, rows of cells stretch forever
- >Where the hell are you? Underground?
- >Look back at the dog
- >Spit to the side
- >Whistle and stand up on your hind legs, bringing your front hooves up to a fighting stance
- Here, boy.
- >The diamond dog roars and lunges for you
- >Be Sweetie Belle
- >Hear gentle music
- >Slowly open your eyes and look around at the garishly pink room
- >Smiling faces and suns and love hearts and all things pretty adorn absolutely everything from the walls to the pencils
- >You cringe
- >This doesn't look fun at all
- >A face moves into your view
- >A bright yellow stallion with a light brown mane beams at you
- >"Hey there, little one! Welcome to Happy Smiles Home for Lost Foals!"
- >OH SWEET HOBO JESUS
- >YOU'RE IN AN ORPHANAGE
- >The stallion smiles even harder
- >"My name is Randy Hooves! We're gonna be such good friends while you're here!"
- >Scream externally
- 16/?
- >The darkest recesses of your mind stir
- >Faint images flare in and out of your consciousness
- >Slowly rouse from your deep sleep
- >You are the one they call Dog
- >And you are in a rather strange scenario
- >The baying of other hounds assaults your ears
- >You pay it no mind
- >Time is wasting, and you need to plan your escape from your no doubt "inescapable fortress"
- >You had predicted that this would happen, Anonymous foolishly told his tale whilst the enemy got into position
- >But it is not Anonymous you are concerned about, he can look after himself
- >Sweetie Belle.
- >Dear sweet Sweetie Belle.
- >You must save her from the fate she has most likely met
- >You sit and patiently look out of the cage you are in
- >The other dogs scream and shout at each other in incoherent rage and excitement
- >You watch, taking in your surroundings
- >There are two exits to this room, and the table in the far corner appears to have a row of keys on hooks above it
- >You look back at the scene before you
- >A fat looking dog is shouting at you
- >You ignore him
- >Though he may be your brother through genus, he is beneath you in all other ways.
- >You do not worry for your own well being
- >You will soon show these dogs, and the ponies that captured you, that you are far more capable of their complete obliteration than they can possibly comprehend
- >Lick your crotch
- 17/17
- The End
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