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- Finnish weather explained
- 15°C / 59°F
- This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
- People in Spain wears winter-coats and gloves.
- The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.
- 10°C / 50°F
- The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
- The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
- 5°C / 41°F
- Italian cars won't start.
- The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
- 0°C / 32°F
- Distilled water freezes.
- The water in the Vanda river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.
- -5°C / 23°F
- People in California almost freeze to death.
- The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.
- -10°C / 14°F
- The Brits start the heat in their houses.
- The Finns start using long sleeves.
- -20°C / -4°F
- The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
- The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
- -30°C / -22°F
- People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
- The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.
- -40°C / -40°F
- Paris start cracking in the cold.
- The Finns stand in line at the "grilli-kioski".
- -50°C / -58°F
- Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
- The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter
- weather.
- -60°C / -76°F
- Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes.
- The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.
- -70°C / -94°F
- The false Santa moves south.
- The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka)
- outdoors.
- The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.
- -183°C / -297.4°F
- Microbes in food don't survive.
- The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
- -273°C / -459.4°F
- All atom-based movent halts.
- The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."
- -300°C / -508°F
- Hell freezes over.
- Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
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