Simon Price Testimony

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[00:00] Recording started.
[00:11] Simon Price says, "Don't tell anyone, but."
[00:16] Simon Price says, "Oh shit, I'm starving."
[00:35] Edward Crawford says, "Alright. Detective Edward Crawford. With me lies Simon Price, Shaft Miner employed in the NSS Aurora."
[00:48] Edward Crawford says, "Mister Price. I've been informed you were in contact with the Head of Security as of late."
[00:52] Simon Price says, "Yeah."
[00:59] Edward Crawford asks, "Can you share with me the details of your conversation?"
[01:08] Simon Price says, "Let's start from the beginning."
[01:17] Edward Crawford says, "Let's."
[01:27] Simon Price says, "I woke up from Cryo, it was a little bit after the shift started. I came down to mining to meet with Leo Cooper, my friend. We were mining, I hit the mining jackpot."
[01:34] Simon Price says, "I got some diamonds and other stuff, radium too."
[01:45] Simon Price says, "Then I hauled it back in, collected my points, and got some cool gadgets."
[01:53] Simon Price says, "Went back to work at mining, started mining some more with a new borg, B-4."
[02:01] Simon Price says, "Me and Leo were really good at mining."
[02:11] Simon Price says, "Afterwards, I went to the bar to grab a drink with Leo."
[02:21] Simon Price says, "I'm pretty sure the bartender drugged my drink and laced it with space drugs, but thats beside the point."
[02:30] Simon Price says, "I also grabbed some lunch, turkey sandwich with some peanut butter spread."
[02:37] Edward Crawford says, "Go on."
[02:45] Simon Price says, "Well, the turkey sandwich also had cheese on it."
[02:52] Simon Price says, "I hate cheese."
[03:03] Edward Crawford asks, "Yes. Let's move on. At what time did you contact the Head of Security, and why?"
[03:08] Simon Price says, "Oh, right."
[03:16] Simon Price says, "So I just met with Syd, or whatever her name is."
[03:19] Edward Crawford says, "Tell me about Syd."
[03:21] Simon Price says, "It was at the surface garden, and they asked me if I bombed the tank. I said no, because I didn't."
[03:29] Simon Price says, "Errr - Leo tried recruting her to throw tomatoes with us."
[03:46] Edward Crawford says, "Go on."
[03:56] Simon Price says, "Well, the tomatoes were made by me. By hand, if you can believe it."
[04:13] Edward Crawford asks, "I have no reason to believe the contrary. Nevertheless. What specifically did you say to the Head of Security? How did you contact him?"
[04:26] Simon Price says, "PDA'd him, said that Syd showed me she wanted to bomb the tank and had a bomb in her backpack."
[04:40] Simon Price says, "Then I told him her location, I saw her again at the bar when I went to get drunk."
[04:45] Simon Price says, "By the way, I got drunk as fuck."
[04:50] Edward Crawford asks, "Did Syd reveal to you the motive behind the construction and the employment of this bomb? Why did she want to destroy the tank?"
[05:09] Edward Crawford says, "He, rather. Syd's male."
[05:28] Simon Price says, "Well, I'm assuming that she made it. I'm also assuming that she implied, by showing me the bomb after I asked why you would ask me to help you, was that she would use it to destroy the tank and the Tajarans."
[05:31] Simon Price says, "Oh, whatever."
[06:06] Edward Crawford asks, "Would you be willing to sign this interview form, to confirm the involvement of Syd Picard in the construction of this bomb?"
[06:37] Simon Price says, "Uhhhh, sure."
[06:44] Edward Crawford says, "You would be doing your fellow coworkers a big favor."
[06:57] Edward Crawford says, "Retrieve your pen and sign at the bottom."
[07:08] Edward Crawford says, "Thank you."
[07:08] Simon Price says, "Consider it done."
[07:17] Edward Crawford says, "You've been immensely helpful."
[07:22] Recording stopped.