I wrote a fanfiction (self.stories)

I wrote a fanfiction (self.stories)

submitted 5 minutes ago by eddietoomey2001

The Odyssey of Herobrine
By Caleb Sawyer

"sigh, it was all my fault"
A figure cloaked in darkness sits in a dark corner
"The Pizzagate. I did it. I've kept it a secret all these years, but
I was the one who did it. I had it all planned out too. With the bedrock
and the child kidnappings."
He looks wistfully into the darkness of the dark room.
"But, you must forgive me. I'll tell you something that I
have never told anyone before. The reason. The reason for the treason.
The reason for the lies. It was ... because ... of ... love!"

Chapter 1: The beginning
"In the beginning, it was simple. There wasn't much going on, and
it wasn't complex"
The figure looks wistfully into the darkness of the dark room.
All of a sudden, you can see what he's thinking

Japan, in 2010
Herobrine was mining stuff in Minecraft (real life).

Then, one day he found something. A person.
She looked beautiful, Herobrine thought
This, unbeknownst to Herobrine, was his true love, Bill Clinton.
He walked up to Bill, and said
"Don't you remember the history of our world?
How it's flat? Do you remember why it is flat?"
Bill said "No, I do not know, for I am uneducated sheeple and I have been
fed lies by the deep state"
Herobrine understood. He too had witnessed the lies and corruption of the
FurFaction anarcho-fashist Regime.
Bill clinton's deep voice ecoed on the walls of herobrine's mine...
"Herobrine, we must rise against the deep-state..."
Herobine Looked into bill's dark, seductive eyes...
"...A campaign against the fur-faction... you cant be serious...
I have witnessed the power of the Furr-Friends... they stole the diamonds
from my ender-chest."
A rock fell from the ceiling of herobrine's mine. It hit the ground, and
rolled to bill's feet.
"Eh?.. What could this be?.."
He reached for the rock, his wrinkled fingers brushing the smoothe
surface of the stone.
Suddenly, his beautiful face... he gazed upon ...
The future itself.
He knew it was coming. The pokemon... Pizzagate... Fur-con 2019...
He felt his bare feet on the warm suface... it was a pizza-parlor...
He wondered why it was warm.

Suddenly, he realized...
He was lying on the floor of the cave... he was...
His head snapped backward...
He murmered to himself
"I know what I must do to... Secure... Your love."
Herobrine stared at Bill Clinton.
Bill slowly stood.
Bill Clinton stood facing Herobrine, with a slight smile on his face.
"A payment... from my..."
"...Storage"
Herobrine used his powers.
A flint and steel fell into his... Warm.... Palm,

A portal opened.
Bill felt... Drawn... to the swirling portal.
He followed herobrine... his...Master... through
he knew that if he followed his heart, he would bring about the end of t-
he Furry regime.
He knew, that even the bond between Bill and Herobrine couldnt...
He needed an army...
Herobrine stepped out of the portal.
He would be patient for his beautiful wife, bill clinton.
He trusted in Bill's loyalty to him.
He knew bill would appear before him, as bill always had.

Champter 2: The omen of chese

Suddenly, the time stopped. The portal stopped swirling...it stopped...
Moving.
Herobrine began to hear noises...
They were animal noises.
The portal... it was no longer obsidian...
He could smell the tomato sauce... The crust...
Bill appeared.
He had stepped through the pizzagate.
He appeared before his husband... his destiny...
The portal closed. A car drove by.
He could hear the shouts... of... exitement.
He could smell the pizza.
He knew where he could find his...
Friends.
All of a sudden something weird happened.
Herobrine was gone.
The smile on Bill clinton's face disappeared along with his husband.
Bill clinton liked pizza.
His favorite type of pizza... was chese.
He knew many other people liked chese pizza. It was poupular... because other people liked it... not just him.
He would find people who liked chese pizza...
and they would find him.
He slowly walked to the pizza store.
He gazed at the neon sign, which flashed "Pizza!"
He wondered what he could purchase at the store.
Maybe the store was a...
...Container
He knew what would be stored there
People who shared his love...
... For chese pizza.
He entered the storage container...
He used his hands and grasped the handle...
He felt the smoothe brass brush against his wrinkled hand.
He knew this handle... and this door... would be the gate for his army...
Of cheese pizza soldiers.
He heard music playing... they came from a speaker...
Bill clinon approached a storage unit... an illumination device revealed
the contents of his container.
A group of... humans... sat in the ... container.
A cheese pizza sat between them.
They moved their mouthes and they looked at him.
He patiently stared at them.
He knew that their... love... for cheese pizza...
It wasnt permanant.
It only lasted for a few hours... each week...
He knew that only he...
Only he could make their love for pizza...
And their hatred for the Anarchofacist regime...
...permanent

Chapter Three: The army.

Bill approached the human who stood behind the large red counter.
Bill smiled as the approached.
Bill knew that if he moved his mouth so the edges of his mouth were higher
than where they normally were, other people would grant his wishes.
She returned his gesture.
Bill climbed over the counter...
Only he would make them love pizza forever...
Her face changed suddenly.
Bill smelled the metal. He knew the metal would allow him to gain their attention.
Bill reached and grabbed the metal with his beak.
He quickly shuffled to the large door, before using his wrinkled hands to
secure the metal inside of the door.
He knew he had saved them...
He knew that only him and his cheese-pizza enthusiast friends could
save the flat earth from the Anarcho-Fashist Regime.
The people stored in the building which said "Pizza" looked at him.
His reptilian ear-slots began to pick up on the noise.
It was high pitched.
Were the humans attempting to show their love of Him?
Their saviour, Bill Clinton?
Were they showing their love of pizza, by opening their mouths?
{End Flashback}.

Chapter Four

Bill Clinton's Feet squeaked on the floor. The shard of metal was
still jammed in the door...
... It had been for nine years.
Bill heard them again...
They came from under the floor... His friends...
Bill clinton covered his ears...
He knew that his lover... Herobrine... He would return soon.
Herobrine would be proud of his wife... Bill knew he had been a...
...Faithful wife.
Bill's army... his friends... They would attack the Regime and Instill...
Equality.
He knew he would need aid of the strongest of all of the fighters.
The social justice warriors.
He knew where to look.
Bill clinton Used his bird wings and flew over to the nearest.... Microsoft office.
Bill clinton knew he would need the help from the humans who were occupied
at Microsoft.
Although bill disagreed with their liberalist ways,
He knew that they were the only ones who could help him combat the
Impurity of the AnarchoFacist government.
He screeched his rallying call
"OwO WHAT'S THIS?"
The doors to the microsoft office...
He could see it already... the dyed hair...
The signs...
The screeching...
He knew that this army of birds could save him and his husband, Herobrine.
Suddenly, herobrine appeard in front of Bill clinton.
"I was just busy hacking some noobs lol k"
Herobrine embraced his beautiful wife, Bill clinton.
He jestured to the microsoft employees, who had began creating windows
on their apple watches.
"Lets go... I can tell that they are..."
"Excited..."
Bill clinton, herobrine, and the buzzfeed army approaced the government
building...
It was a convention center...
A large banner hung over the enterance to the center
"FURCON 2015"
Bill clinton knew that he could only getin if he was...
...one of them.

Herobrine used his hacking power... He knew he would have to do it,,,
He would have to transoform his beautiful wife, Bill Clinton, into
a furry.
He knew the formula of a furry...
He halved Bill Clinton's 1,000 IQ...
He knew that bill clinton would need...
A "Fursona"
Herobrine quickly opened his GoldenApple phone.
Herobrine used his blocky fingers and accessed the internet
He knew that in order for the transformation to be complete, he would
have to expose his beautiful wife, Bill Clinton, to the most refined form of
the Furry fandom.
Herobrine gave bill clinton his furry lanyard...
It read
"Furcon 2019 admission"

I'LL POST PART 2 NEXT WEEK!