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- akumenang.com
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- I'm real sorry about Dorothy, Walt.
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- She was a real peach.
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- Thanks for coming, Al.
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- Father, Son, Holy Spirit.
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- Father. Spirit.
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- Uh.
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- Holy Spirit.
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- It's okay, I can move down.
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- Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.
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- 00:01:58,922 --> 00:02:02,091
- Look at the way the old man
- glared at Ashley.
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- 00:02:02,258 --> 00:02:05,177
- Can't even tone it down
- for Mom's funeral.
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- 00:02:05,887 --> 00:02:08,972
- What do you expect?
- Dad's still living in the '50s.
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- 00:02:09,140 --> 00:02:11,934
- He expects his granddaughter
- to dress a little more modestly.
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- 00:02:12,102 --> 00:02:15,437
- Well, your kid's wearing a Lions jersey.
- I'm sure Dad appreciates that.
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- 00:02:15,605 --> 00:02:19,650
- The point is that there's nothing anyone
- can do that won't disappoint the old man.
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- 00:02:19,818 --> 00:02:22,027
- It's inevitable.
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- 00:02:24,823 --> 00:02:27,199
- You know, that's why we stopped
- doing Thanksgivings.
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- 00:02:27,367 --> 00:02:32,579
- You know, that deal with the boat motor,
- the broken birdbath. It's always something.
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- 00:02:32,747 --> 00:02:34,164
- What are we gonna do with him?
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- 00:02:34,332 --> 00:02:38,627
- Don't you think he's gonna get in trouble,
- all by himself in the old neighborhood?
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- 00:02:40,713 --> 00:02:43,507
- Well, why don't you have him
- move in with you?
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- Ha, ha, ha.
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- Hey. Shh.
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- Death is often a bittersweet occasion
- to us Catholics.
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- Bitter in the pain, sweet in the salvation.
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- Bitter in the pain it causes the deceased
- and their families.
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- Sweet to those of us
- who know the salvation that awaits.
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- 00:03:29,262 --> 00:03:32,681
- And some may ask, "What is death?
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- Is it the end?
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- Or is it the beginning?
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- And what is life?
- What is this thing we call life?"
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- -All these questions can frustrate you.
- Ashley, stop it.
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- That's why you have to turn to the Lord.
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- Jesus.
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- Because the Lord is the sweetness....
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- - This is so good.
- - Did you have a chance to call Martha?
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- - Is that Dad?
- - No. That's Grandpa Walt.
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- "Third platoon, E company,
- March 2nd, 1 952, Korea"?
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- Where's Korea?
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- 00:04:24,651 --> 00:04:26,652
- A lot of people showed up
- after the service.
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- 00:04:26,819 --> 00:04:29,655
- Well, I suppose they heard
- there's gonna be a lot of ham.
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- I'll go down in the basement
- and get some chairs.
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- 00:04:32,283 --> 00:04:35,327
- -Oh, I can do that, Dad.
- -No, I need them now, not next week.
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- Cool, I found a medal. Look at this.
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- How much longer do we have to stay?
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- This ghetto is a dead zone for my cell,
- and I'm bored.
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- Ashley, why don't you go
- help Grandpa Walt with the chairs?
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- -Me?
- -Yes, you. Go. Go help him.
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- Grandpa Walt,
- would you like some help with this?
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- With your chairs?
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- No. You probably just painted your nails.
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- Honey, come here.
- Okay, well, your dad is driving me crazy.
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- -Why did you make me do that?
- It's okay. We're leaving soon.
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- Hey, girl. Come on.
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- Come on. Come on.
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- Come with me.
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- How many swamp rats can you get
- in one room?
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- Wow. Grandpa, when did you
- get the vintage car?
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- 1 972.
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- I never knew you had a cool old car.
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- Yeah. Well, it's been here
- since before you were born.
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- So...
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- ...what are you gonna do with it
- when you, like, die?
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- What about that super-cool
- retro couch you have in the den?
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- Because I'm going to state next year...
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- ...and it would look really good in my room,
- and I don't have any furniture at all.
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- Oh, God.
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- -Who are you? What do you want?
- -Hi.
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- -I live--
- -Get the shit out of your mouth.
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- -Tell me what you want.
- -Do you have jumper cables?
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- -My uncle's car is old and--
- -We don't have any cables.
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- And have some respect, zipperhead.
- We're in mourning here.
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- -How you holding up, Walt?
- -Mr. Kowalski.
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- Huh?
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- Mr. Kowalski, that's my name.
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- Right. Mr. Kowalski.
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- Your wife and I became quite close
- these last few months.
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- She asked that I watch over you
- when she passed on.
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- I told her I watch over my flock.
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- But she made me promise I'd keep
- an extra-sharp eye on you.
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- Look, I appreciate the kindness
- you've shown to my wife.
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- Now that you've spoken your piece...
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- ...why don't you go tend
- to some of your other sheep?
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- Okay?
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- Dorothy mentioned specifically that it was
- her desire for you to go to confession.
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- She said she couldn't remember
- the last time you went.
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- -Is that so?
- -It is.
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- Well, I confess that I never really
- cared for church very much.
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- The only reason I went
- was because of her.
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- And I confess that I have no desire...
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- ...to confess to a boy
- that's just out of the seminary.
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- Great to see you.
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- -Bye, dear.
- -So long, Walt.
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- - Walt, can you get it started?
- - Yeah, it'll be fine.
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- I wish I could help, Dad,
- but I gotta get the kids home.
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- -Kids are getting restless.
- -Yeah, fine. Just go.
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- I'll call you,
- see how you're doing.
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- All right.
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- Kill you to buy American? Jesus.
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- Did you see the way
- he looked at the truck?
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- It's always rice-burner this,
- Jap-burner that, you know?
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- -Even at Mom's funeral, he can't let it go.
- -He didn't say anything.
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- -He didn't need to.
- -What do you expect?
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- The man worked at Ford
- all those years.
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- -I suppose that's my goddamn fault.
- -Just give it a rest, just drive, okay?
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- Kids, want the radio on?
- Anyone wanna listen to some music? Good.
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- Damn barbarians.
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- I'm just so brokenhearted.
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- I want my daughter
- to find another husband.
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- 00:10:18,254 --> 00:10:21,047
- If she married again
- there would be a man in the house.
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- 00:10:22,091 --> 00:10:24,718
- What about Thao?
- The man of the house is right there.
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- 00:10:25,595 --> 00:10:29,180
- Look at him washing dishes.
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- He does whatever his sister
- orders him to do.
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- 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:36,354
- How could he ever become the man
- of the house?
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- Be patient, once he's older,
- he will be the man of the house.
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- No way.
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- Today is a blessed day, for a child is born.
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- 00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:59,753
- I offer food to nurture this child's body.
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- 00:11:00,129 --> 00:11:03,048
- I offer clothing
- to protect this child's flesh.
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- 00:11:05,051 --> 00:11:08,261
- The child is blessed with a mother
- and father.
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- 00:11:09,388 --> 00:11:11,306
- Oh, spirit of this child...
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- 00:11:11,557 --> 00:11:14,893
- ...return home
- and do not wander anymore.
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- Come home, spirit and soul, come home.
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- 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:36,039
- Live a good life and grow old.
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- 00:11:48,427 --> 00:11:53,390
- Jesus. Polarski would roll over in his grave
- if he could see his lawn now.
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- 00:11:54,934 --> 00:11:59,270
- What the hell did Chinks have to
- move into this neighborhood for?
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- 00:12:01,565 --> 00:12:04,275
- Why does that old white man stay here?
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- 00:12:06,028 --> 00:12:08,988
- All the Americans have moved out
- of this neighborhood.
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- 00:12:09,699 --> 00:12:11,282
- Why haven't you gone?
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- 00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:15,203
- Why don't you strut away,
- you dumb rooster?
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- 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:29,259
- Are you gone completely deaf
- or something?
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- 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,804
- Hi there, Walt.
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- I'm not a friend of yours,
- so why do you insist on calling me Walt?
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- Sorry. Mr. Kowalski.
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- 00:12:39,812 --> 00:12:44,816
- -What are you peddling today, Padre?
- -Nothing. I thought I'd drop by and see you.
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- 00:12:44,984 --> 00:12:46,359
- I haven't seen you in church.
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- 00:12:46,527 --> 00:12:49,988
- Now that you've done your good deed,
- why don't you take off down the road?
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- 00:12:50,156 --> 00:12:53,992
- -I'd really like to talk, Mr. Kowalski.
- -Not in this lifetime, sonny.
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- 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,619
- Why? Do you have a problem with me,
- Mr. Kowalski?
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- 00:12:56,787 --> 00:12:58,997
- -You don't wanna know.
- -No, I do.
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- 00:12:59,957 --> 00:13:03,501
- Well, I think you're an over-educated
- 27-year-old virgin...
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- 00:13:03,669 --> 00:13:09,174
- ...who likes to hold hands of ladies who are
- superstitious and promises them eternity.
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- 00:13:23,522 --> 00:13:26,024
- Yo! Hey!
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- Is you--? Is you a boy or is you a girl, man?
- I can't tell.
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- 00:13:30,905 --> 00:13:33,114
- Hey, chinito, hey,
- if you was in the pen...
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- 00:13:33,282 --> 00:13:35,700
- ...I'd be fucking you in the ass.
- You'd be my bitch.
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- 00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:38,119
- What are you reading,
- Jackass and the Rice Stalk?
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- Yeah, that's right, keep walking!
- Keep walking!
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- 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:43,291
- Look at me when I talk to you, homes!
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- 00:13:43,459 --> 00:13:45,877
- Fucking slopes, man,
- everywhere you look, man.
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- 00:13:46,045 --> 00:13:48,838
- - Slopes everywhere we go, man.
- - Go back to your rice paddy.
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- 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,966
- What you looking at, man?
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- 00:13:58,307 --> 00:14:01,559
- -That's my little cousin over there.
- -You sure that's your cousin, man?
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- 00:14:01,727 --> 00:14:04,604
- -Fuck, yeah, that's my little cousin.
- -He tight with anybody?
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- 00:14:04,772 --> 00:14:07,065
- No, he flies solo, man.
- You wanna do something?
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- 00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:10,443
- Man, let's go down there and see
- what the fuck they doing over there.
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- 00:14:16,909 --> 00:14:18,868
- I like your sandals too.
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- 00:14:19,495 --> 00:14:23,039
- -Hey. Yo, what's up? What's up?
- -Yo, what's up, motherfuckers?
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- 00:14:23,207 --> 00:14:26,000
- They fucking with you?
- Man, fuck you, homeboy!
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- 00:14:26,168 --> 00:14:29,337
- -What you got?
- Hey, we can do this right now.
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- 00:14:29,505 --> 00:14:32,173
- -You go fucking back to your country.
- -Fuck you, man.
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- 00:14:32,341 --> 00:14:34,717
- Oh, good, more fucking rice niggers.
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- 00:14:34,885 --> 00:14:37,262
- Aren't you supposed to cook me
- some Chinese food, huh?
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- 00:14:40,641 --> 00:14:44,853
- -How many bullets you got?
- -We'll catch you on the rebound, homey.
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- - Thao!
- - Come on, man. Get in the car, man.
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- 00:14:53,445 --> 00:14:55,154
- Thao.
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- 00:14:55,322 --> 00:14:56,948
- -Get with us, man.
- -Get in the car.
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- 00:14:57,116 --> 00:14:59,784
- - Fuck, man, get in the car, man.
- - Thao!
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- 00:14:59,952 --> 00:15:01,160
- Those punk-ass Mexicans
- messing with you?
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- 00:15:01,328 --> 00:15:05,331
- Dog, we just bailed your ass out, dog.
- Come on, dog, get the fuck in here.
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- 00:15:05,499 --> 00:15:08,793
- - What you doing, man?
- - Get in the car, man, come on.
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- 00:15:08,961 --> 00:15:11,045
- Chill with us, man.
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- 00:15:11,338 --> 00:15:14,340
- Come on, man.
- We just bailed your ass out, dog!
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- 00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:16,259
- Come on.
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- 00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:23,016
- Come on, Thao, man. You need a big coz
- to take care of you, man.
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- 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,517
- Man, fuck it. Hey.
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- 00:15:24,685 --> 00:15:27,020
- Forget it, man. Let's go, dude.
- Fuck his ass.
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- 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:30,064
- -Tomorrow, I'll see your ass.
- Why you gotta be a little girl?
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- Tomorrow.
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- 00:15:31,442 --> 00:15:33,526
- Come on, man, let's go.
- We got the gun, man.
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- - Fuck you.
- - Let's get the fuck out of here.
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- 00:15:35,905 --> 00:15:38,531
- -We've got the strap.
- Let's get the fuck out of here.
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- 00:15:38,699 --> 00:15:40,825
- -Fuck that pussy.
- Pussy.
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- 00:15:51,003 --> 00:15:52,837
- Hey, Thao.
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- 00:15:57,259 --> 00:15:58,760
- Hey, what's up?
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- 00:16:00,012 --> 00:16:02,180
- What's up, Thao?
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- 00:16:04,183 --> 00:16:06,309
- What are you doing, little man?
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- 00:16:06,477 --> 00:16:09,979
- -Why you doing women's work?
- -What do you want?
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- 00:16:11,148 --> 00:16:13,608
- What? I can't just come
- and talk to my little cousin?
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- 00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:18,905
- -He doesn't wanna talk to you.
- -Well, I'm here, right?
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- 00:16:19,073 --> 00:16:21,157
- - Hey, Spider, who that?
- - What's up?
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- 00:16:21,325 --> 00:16:24,535
- Spider? Is that what
- he just called you, Fong?
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- 00:16:25,204 --> 00:16:26,871
- Spider.
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- 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:30,833
- -Is there something wrong with Spider?
- -What are you doing here?
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- 00:16:31,377 --> 00:16:33,211
- Hey, so how old is you anyways?
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- 00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:36,464
- -Mentally, I'm way too old for you.
- -What?
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- 00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:39,133
- You guys are stupid. I'm going inside.
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- 00:16:39,301 --> 00:16:41,010
- -What?
- -Sue.
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- 00:16:42,721 --> 00:16:45,223
- Help your little bro do this gardening.
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- Bite it, stupid.
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- 00:16:48,894 --> 00:16:51,229
- Hey. You wanna roll with us, man?
- Come on.
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- 00:16:51,397 --> 00:16:53,773
- -Dude.
- -Come on, ride with us. Come on.
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- 00:16:53,941 --> 00:16:55,358
- Come on, chill with us.
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- 00:16:55,526 --> 00:16:58,611
- You need somebody to protect you.
- That's what your big coz is for.
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- 00:16:58,779 --> 00:17:01,239
- Look, dog, I been there, done it,
- and I seen it, man.
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- 00:17:01,407 --> 00:17:03,783
- Back in the day, everybody used to
- wanna beat me up.
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- 00:17:03,951 --> 00:17:05,576
- But now, nobody wanna fuck with me.
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- 00:17:05,744 --> 00:17:08,204
- -Come on, man, let's go.
- -We're coz, right?
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- 00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:12,125
- Come on.
- -We're coz, right? We're family.
- 211
- 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:16,421
- Look, a brother to Spider
- is a brother to me. Come on.
- 212
- 00:17:16,588 --> 00:17:18,464
- Dude, man, take this shit off.
- Come on.
- 213
- 00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:21,551
- - Come on, roll with us. Come on.
- - That's woman's work, man.
- 214
- 00:17:21,719 --> 00:17:23,261
- Don't get your hands dirty, man.
- 215
- 00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:28,433
- So, what do I have to do?
- 216
- 00:17:30,102 --> 00:17:33,187
- Spider told me that our boy next door
- got a bad-ass whip.
- 217
- 00:17:37,609 --> 00:17:38,776
- Come on.
- 218
- 00:17:40,154 --> 00:17:41,195
- Nice.
- 219
- 00:17:41,363 --> 00:17:44,657
- Yeah, my little cousin being a little man.
- 220
- 00:17:48,871 --> 00:17:50,830
- Whoa.
- 221
- 00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,251
- Yo, now, that's a nice car.
- 222
- 00:17:55,419 --> 00:17:59,297
- Hell, yeah. 1972 Gran Torino, fastback.
- 223
- 00:17:59,465 --> 00:18:01,340
- -Yo.
- -Cobra jet engine.
- 224
- 00:18:01,508 --> 00:18:03,509
- Yo, man, it's still in mint condition.
- 225
- 00:18:03,677 --> 00:18:08,222
- Yo, man. It's in mint condition, man.
- 226
- 00:18:10,392 --> 00:18:11,726
- Oh, I've got one.
- 227
- 00:18:11,894 --> 00:18:15,271
- There's a Mexican, a Jew,
- and a colored guy go into a bar.
- 228
- 00:18:15,439 --> 00:18:19,525
- The bartender looks up and says,
- "Get the fuck out of here."
- 229
- 00:18:20,569 --> 00:18:23,863
- So here's where my flock congregates
- when they're not in church.
- 230
- 00:18:24,031 --> 00:18:25,073
- Hey, Father J.
- 231
- 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,699
- Hi, Mel. Hey there, Darrell.
- 232
- 00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:29,077
- -Hello, Father.
- -Hi, Walt.
- 233
- 00:18:30,245 --> 00:18:32,747
- What brings you in here, Father?
- The meat raffle?
- 234
- 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:37,835
- No, I just came down to talk to Walt,
- if that's okay.
- 235
- 00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:43,591
- Damn, Padre, you are persistent,
- aren't you?
- 236
- 00:18:43,759 --> 00:18:45,676
- I promised your wife.
- 237
- 00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:49,263
- All right. Let's get a booth.
- 238
- 00:18:52,643 --> 00:18:56,813
- I'll have a Pabst and a shot of Jack
- and whatever he's having.
- 239
- 00:18:56,980 --> 00:19:00,483
- -I'll have a Diet Coke.
- -Bullshit, this is a bar. You have a drink.
- 240
- 00:19:00,651 --> 00:19:04,779
- -Um, I'll have a gin and tonic.
- Attaboy.
- 241
- 00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:07,698
- So...
- 242
- 00:19:08,325 --> 00:19:09,867
- ...what do you want?
- 243
- 00:19:10,035 --> 00:19:12,870
- I promised your wife I'd get you
- to go to confession.
- 244
- 00:19:13,038 --> 00:19:14,664
- Now, why would you do that?
- 245
- 00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:18,167
- She was very insistent. She made me.
- 246
- 00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:22,255
- You're kind of fond of promising things
- you can't deliver on. Right, Father?
- 247
- 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,757
- -Let's talk about something else.
- -What?
- 248
- 00:19:24,925 --> 00:19:26,467
- Life and death.
- 249
- 00:19:27,302 --> 00:19:31,681
- Life and death. What the hell do you know
- about life and death?
- 250
- 00:19:32,266 --> 00:19:35,518
- I'd like to think I know a lot. I'm a priest.
- 251
- 00:19:36,019 --> 00:19:38,688
- Yeah. You get up and preach about life
- and death...
- 252
- 00:19:38,856 --> 00:19:41,649
- ...but all you know is what you learned
- in priest school.
- 253
- 00:19:41,817 --> 00:19:44,944
- Right out of the rookie
- preacher's handbook.
- 254
- 00:19:45,112 --> 00:19:47,071
- I don't know about that. I think--
- 255
- 00:19:47,239 --> 00:19:49,115
- Death is bittersweet.
- 256
- 00:19:49,283 --> 00:19:52,869
- Sort of bitter in its pain,
- but sweet in its salvation.
- 257
- 00:19:53,787 --> 00:19:57,540
- That's what you know about life and death,
- and it's pathetic.
- 258
- 00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,167
- What do you know, Mr. Kowalski?
- 259
- 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:04,172
- I know a lot. I lived for almost three years
- in Korea with it.
- 260
- 00:20:04,339 --> 00:20:06,048
- Thanks.
- 261
- 00:20:07,259 --> 00:20:08,384
- We shot men...
- 262
- 00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:14,932
- ...stabbed them with bayonets,
- hacked 1 7-year-olds to death with shovels.
- 263
- 00:20:15,851 --> 00:20:18,769
- Stuff I'll remember till the day I die.
- 264
- 00:20:18,937 --> 00:20:23,691
- Horrible things, but things I'll live with.
- 265
- 00:20:23,859 --> 00:20:25,735
- And what about life?
- 266
- 00:20:30,449 --> 00:20:35,119
- Well, I survived the war.
- 267
- 00:20:37,748 --> 00:20:39,373
- Got married, had a family.
- 268
- 00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:44,712
- Sounds like you know a lot more
- about death than you do living.
- 269
- 00:20:51,470 --> 00:20:53,304
- Maybe so, Father.
- 270
- 00:20:53,805 --> 00:20:55,556
- Maybe so.
- 271
- 00:21:05,192 --> 00:21:07,693
- Son of a bitch.
- 272
- 00:22:01,873 --> 00:22:04,375
- Come on, get in the car!
- Thao, what the fuck? Get in!
- 273
- 00:22:04,543 --> 00:22:06,460
- -Get in, Thao.
- -Come on, let's go. Get in.
- 274
- 00:22:06,628 --> 00:22:08,004
- Fuck, man? Get in!
- 275
- 00:22:29,693 --> 00:22:31,444
- -Hello?
- -Hey. Morning, Dad.
- 276
- 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,321
- It's your number one son, Mitch.
- 277
- 00:22:33,488 --> 00:22:37,241
- Morning? It's after 1 in the afternoon,
- it's not morning.
- 278
- 00:22:37,409 --> 00:22:40,995
- Oh, right. Afternoon, then.
- 279
- 00:22:41,872 --> 00:22:43,873
- So, what do you want?
- 280
- 00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:48,753
- What? No. Nothing.
- I mean, what would I want?
- 281
- 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:49,962
- Well, I don't know.
- 282
- 00:22:50,130 --> 00:22:53,049
- Your wife's already gone through
- all your mother's jewelry.
- 283
- 00:22:54,926 --> 00:22:58,346
- No, Dad, I'm just calling
- to see how you're doing. Just....
- 284
- 00:22:58,513 --> 00:23:01,098
- Anything new
- with the old neighborhood?
- 285
- 00:23:01,266 --> 00:23:03,225
- Yeah. No.
- 286
- 00:23:03,393 --> 00:23:05,353
- Great. Smooth sailing.
- 287
- 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,562
- Yeah.
- 288
- 00:23:06,730 --> 00:23:11,734
- -Okay, good. Good, then. Oh, hey, Dad.
- -Yeah.
- 289
- 00:23:11,902 --> 00:23:17,406
- You wouldn't happen to still know that guy
- that has the Lions season tickets?
- 290
- 00:23:18,075 --> 00:23:21,285
- Oh, you fuck.
- 291
- 00:23:21,453 --> 00:23:23,120
- Dad--
- 292
- 00:23:54,444 --> 00:23:56,987
- Ain't she sweet.
- 293
- 00:24:13,296 --> 00:24:15,089
- Come on, girl.
- 294
- 00:24:30,063 --> 00:24:33,315
- Yo, what's up? What are you guys
- doing out here, man?
- 295
- 00:24:33,483 --> 00:24:36,360
- - Nothing.
- - Minding our own business.
- 296
- 00:24:36,528 --> 00:24:38,112
- Just hanging out.
- 297
- 00:24:38,947 --> 00:24:40,698
- What are you guys doing here?
- 298
- 00:24:41,908 --> 00:24:43,534
- -What?
- I told you guys already--
- 299
- 00:24:43,702 --> 00:24:46,537
- Can't I just come hang out
- with my little cousin?
- 300
- 00:24:46,705 --> 00:24:47,997
- Huh?
- 301
- 00:24:51,251 --> 00:24:52,710
- We have good news for you, man.
- 302
- 00:24:52,878 --> 00:24:55,045
- Oh, really? And what's that?
- 303
- 00:24:55,213 --> 00:24:56,464
- Only for guy talk.
- 304
- 00:24:56,631 --> 00:24:58,924
- -I don't think so.
- -Why not?
- 305
- 00:24:59,092 --> 00:25:01,385
- Come on, man.
- We gonna give you another shot, man.
- 306
- 00:25:01,761 --> 00:25:04,054
- -Don't go, Thao.
- Mind your own business, girl.
- 307
- 00:25:04,222 --> 00:25:06,891
- -Come on, let's go.
- Come.
- 308
- 00:25:07,851 --> 00:25:10,227
- -Yeah, what are you gonna do, huh?
- Come on, dog.
- 309
- 00:25:34,169 --> 00:25:35,920
- Look. You've broken Daddy's gnome.
- 310
- 00:25:38,381 --> 00:25:41,175
- What the hell is this?
- 311
- 00:25:42,886 --> 00:25:46,430
- Get up.
- -Get off my lawn.
- 312
- 00:25:48,934 --> 00:25:51,060
- Listen, old man,
- you don't wanna fuck with me.
- 313
- 00:25:51,228 --> 00:25:54,063
- Did you hear me?
- I said, get off my lawn now.
- 314
- 00:25:54,231 --> 00:25:56,232
- Are you fucking crazy?
- Go back in the house.
- 315
- 00:25:56,399 --> 00:25:59,902
- Yeah. I blow a hole in your face,
- and then I go in the house.
- 316
- 00:26:00,070 --> 00:26:03,113
- And I sleep like a baby.
- You can count on that.
- 317
- 00:26:03,281 --> 00:26:06,283
- We used to stack fucks like you
- five feet high in Korea...
- 318
- 00:26:06,451 --> 00:26:08,536
- ...use you for sandbags.
- 319
- 00:26:12,999 --> 00:26:14,083
- Okay.
- 320
- 00:26:15,752 --> 00:26:19,129
- -But you better watch your back.
- -Fuck it, man, he's crazy.
- 321
- 00:26:25,679 --> 00:26:27,263
- We'll get this cracker next time.
- 322
- 00:26:31,726 --> 00:26:33,143
- Thank you.
- 323
- 00:26:34,646 --> 00:26:37,064
- Get off my lawn.
- 324
- 00:27:10,849 --> 00:27:12,683
- What the hell is this?
- 325
- 00:27:21,943 --> 00:27:23,193
- Christ.
- 326
- 00:27:23,903 --> 00:27:27,615
- No, no. No, no, no.
- Come on, no more. No more.
- 327
- 00:27:27,782 --> 00:27:29,658
- No more. What--?
- 328
- 00:27:31,953 --> 00:27:34,872
- Stay right there. Stay right there.
- 329
- 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,624
- Why can't you just leave me alone?
- 330
- 00:27:36,791 --> 00:27:38,542
- We brought you some shallots
- to plant.
- 331
- 00:27:38,710 --> 00:27:40,544
- -I don't want them.
- -They're perennials.
- 332
- 00:27:40,712 --> 00:27:43,964
- -They come back every year.
- -Why are you bringing me all this garbage?
- 333
- 00:27:44,132 --> 00:27:45,799
- Because....
- 334
- 00:27:46,259 --> 00:27:49,637
- -Because you saved Thao.
- -I didn't save anybody.
- 335
- 00:27:49,804 --> 00:27:53,307
- I just-- I kept a bunch of jabbering gooks
- off of my lawn, that's all.
- 336
- 00:27:53,475 --> 00:27:55,517
- -You're a hero to the neighborhood.
- -I'm not a hero.
- 337
- 00:27:55,685 --> 00:27:58,395
- They think you are.
- That's why they keep bringing you gifts.
- 338
- 00:27:58,563 --> 00:28:00,064
- -Please, take them.
- -They're wrong.
- 339
- 00:28:00,231 --> 00:28:02,024
- Now, I just want to be left alone.
- Thank you.
- 340
- 00:28:03,401 --> 00:28:04,443
- Wait.
- 341
- 00:28:06,446 --> 00:28:09,740
- This is my mom, Vu, I'm Sue,
- and that's my brother, Thao.
- 342
- 00:28:09,908 --> 00:28:12,409
- -We live next door.
- -So?
- 343
- 00:28:12,577 --> 00:28:14,912
- Thao wants to say something.
- 344
- 00:28:17,415 --> 00:28:18,874
- I'm sorry.
- 345
- 00:28:19,042 --> 00:28:23,545
- -Sorry for what?
- -For trying to steal your car.
- 346
- 00:28:25,256 --> 00:28:27,424
- Let me tell you something, boy.
- 347
- 00:28:27,592 --> 00:28:31,887
- You step on this property again,
- you're done.
- 348
- 00:28:54,536 --> 00:28:56,495
- Good afternoon, Walt.
- 349
- 00:28:57,247 --> 00:28:59,790
- I told you I'm not going to confession.
- 350
- 00:28:59,958 --> 00:29:03,460
- -Why didn't you just call the police?
- -What?
- 351
- 00:29:03,628 --> 00:29:05,462
- I do work
- with some of the Hmong gangs...
- 352
- 00:29:05,630 --> 00:29:08,090
- ...and I heard there was trouble
- in the neighborhood.
- 353
- 00:29:08,258 --> 00:29:10,300
- Why didn't you call the police?
- 354
- 00:29:11,302 --> 00:29:12,928
- Well....
- 355
- 00:29:14,305 --> 00:29:17,975
- You know, I prayed
- that they would show up...
- 356
- 00:29:18,143 --> 00:29:20,936
- ...but nobody answered.
- 357
- 00:29:21,104 --> 00:29:22,688
- What were you thinking?
- 358
- 00:29:22,856 --> 00:29:26,233
- Someone could have been killed.
- We're talking life and death here.
- 359
- 00:29:26,776 --> 00:29:29,987
- When things go wrong,
- you gotta act quickly.
- 360
- 00:29:30,155 --> 00:29:34,116
- When we were in Korea and a thousand
- screaming gooks came across our line...
- 361
- 00:29:34,284 --> 00:29:36,160
- ...we didn't call the police, we reacted.
- 362
- 00:29:36,327 --> 00:29:38,996
- We're not in Korea, Mr. Kowalski.
- 363
- 00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:43,709
- I've been thinking about our conversation
- on life and death.
- 364
- 00:29:43,877 --> 00:29:45,669
- About what you said.
- 365
- 00:29:45,837 --> 00:29:49,465
- About how you carry around all the horrible
- things you were forced to do...
- 366
- 00:29:49,632 --> 00:29:51,800
- ...horrible things that won't leave you.
- 367
- 00:29:52,802 --> 00:29:57,431
- It seems it would do you good
- to unload some of that burden.
- 368
- 00:29:57,807 --> 00:30:00,517
- Things done during war are terrible.
- 369
- 00:30:00,977 --> 00:30:02,644
- Being ordered to kill.
- 370
- 00:30:02,812 --> 00:30:05,689
- Killing to save yourself,
- killing to save others.
- 371
- 00:30:05,857 --> 00:30:10,235
- You're right. Those are things
- I know nothing about...
- 372
- 00:30:10,403 --> 00:30:12,946
- ...but I do know about forgiveness...
- 373
- 00:30:13,114 --> 00:30:16,450
- ...and I've seen a lot of men
- who have confessed their sins...
- 374
- 00:30:16,618 --> 00:30:20,871
- ...admitted their guilt,
- and left their burdens behind them.
- 375
- 00:30:21,039 --> 00:30:23,373
- Stronger men than you.
- 376
- 00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:26,418
- Men at war who were ordered
- to do appalling things...
- 377
- 00:30:26,586 --> 00:30:29,046
- ...and are now at peace.
- 378
- 00:30:29,589 --> 00:30:31,757
- Well, I gotta hand it to you, Padre.
- 379
- 00:30:31,925 --> 00:30:34,051
- You came here
- with your guns loaded this time.
- 380
- 00:30:34,886 --> 00:30:36,220
- Thank you.
- 381
- 00:30:36,387 --> 00:30:38,472
- And you're right about one thing.
- 382
- 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,309
- About stronger men than me
- reaching their salvation.
- 383
- 00:30:42,477 --> 00:30:45,562
- Well, halle-fucking-lujah.
- 384
- 00:30:45,730 --> 00:30:48,565
- But you're wrong about something else.
- 385
- 00:30:48,733 --> 00:30:51,109
- What's that, Mr. Kowalski?
- 386
- 00:30:51,444 --> 00:30:56,907
- The thing that haunts a man the most
- is what he isn't ordered to do.
- 387
- 00:31:01,746 --> 00:31:04,957
- There. You finally look
- like a human being again.
- 388
- 00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:08,418
- You shouldn't wait so long between
- haircuts, you cheap son of a bitch.
- 389
- 00:31:08,586 --> 00:31:11,672
- Yeah. Well, I'm surprised
- you're still around.
- 390
- 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,298
- I was always hoping you'd die...
- 391
- 00:31:13,466 --> 00:31:16,093
- ...and they'd get somebody
- who knew what they were doing.
- 392
- 00:31:16,261 --> 00:31:19,596
- Instead you just keep hanging around
- like the doo-wop dago you are.
- 393
- 00:31:19,764 --> 00:31:23,892
- -That'll be 10 bucks, Walt.
- -Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Martin.
- 394
- 00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:27,104
- What are you, half Jew or something?
- You keep raising the prices.
- 395
- 00:31:27,272 --> 00:31:31,441
- It's been 10 bucks for the last five years,
- you hard-nosed, Polack son of a bitch.
- 396
- 00:31:31,609 --> 00:31:35,612
- -Yeah, well, keep the change.
- -See you in three weeks, prick.
- 397
- 00:31:36,281 --> 00:31:38,115
- Not if I see you first, dipshit.
- 398
- 00:31:41,911 --> 00:31:44,538
- Since everything could go downhill
- after that.
- 399
- 00:31:44,706 --> 00:31:46,456
- -Yeah, that's true.
- -That would suck.
- 400
- 00:31:48,126 --> 00:31:51,628
- -That's cool, you know? Yeah.
- Ain't shit going on, man.
- 401
- 00:31:53,673 --> 00:31:55,257
- Ain't shit going on.
- 402
- 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:58,552
- Man, look at this. Look at this, Monk.
- Check this out.
- 403
- 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,804
- - Oooh. Boy.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 404
- 00:32:01,472 --> 00:32:04,933
- Bring that little tight ass over here.
- Come here, girl. Don't be shy.
- 405
- 00:32:05,101 --> 00:32:09,313
- What, you can't say hi?
- Why you acting all stuck-up and shit?
- 406
- 00:32:10,815 --> 00:32:14,484
- -What you supposed to be, man?
- -Yo, it's cool, dog.
- 407
- 00:32:15,445 --> 00:32:17,654
- What the fuck you doing
- in my neighborhood, boy?
- 408
- 00:32:17,822 --> 00:32:21,366
- Nothing. Just going down to Corner Spot,
- you know? Get some CDs.
- 409
- 00:32:21,534 --> 00:32:22,576
- It's all good, bro.
- 410
- 00:32:23,453 --> 00:32:24,786
- See, he called you bro, Duke.
- 411
- 00:32:24,954 --> 00:32:27,122
- -He called you bro, man.
- -It's all good, bro.
- 412
- 00:32:27,290 --> 00:32:29,041
- - It's all good, huh?
- - Shut the fuck up.
- 413
- 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:32,085
- Call me bro again, man,
- I'll bite your motherfucking face off.
- 414
- 00:32:32,253 --> 00:32:33,503
- Yeah, motherfucker.
- 415
- 00:32:33,671 --> 00:32:35,839
- Now, what the fuck
- y'all come down here for?
- 416
- 00:32:36,007 --> 00:32:39,635
- You here to bring me this little present?
- Monk? She bringing it to us?
- 417
- 00:32:39,802 --> 00:32:41,470
- This little Oriental yummy.
- 418
- 00:32:41,638 --> 00:32:43,972
- Don't worry.
- I'm gonna take real good care of her.
- 419
- 00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:46,516
- -Fuck out of here, man.
- -Fuck out of here, man.
- 420
- 00:32:52,523 --> 00:32:54,816
- -I told you we're finished here.
- Oh, yeah.
- 421
- 00:32:54,984 --> 00:32:56,276
- Keep your ass right here.
- 422
- 00:32:56,861 --> 00:33:00,280
- Oh, great. Another asshole
- who has a fetish for Asian girls?
- 423
- 00:33:00,448 --> 00:33:02,824
- God, that gets so old.
- 424
- 00:33:02,992 --> 00:33:04,660
- Oh, shit.
- -What's your name, girl?
- 425
- 00:33:04,827 --> 00:33:06,662
- My name?
- 426
- 00:33:06,829 --> 00:33:08,664
- Get your ass out of here, okay?
- 427
- 00:33:08,831 --> 00:33:11,833
- It's "Take your crude come-on
- to every woman who walks past...
- 428
- 00:33:12,001 --> 00:33:14,127
- ...and cram it." That's my name.
- 429
- 00:33:14,754 --> 00:33:16,713
- Mouthy little bitch.
- 430
- 00:33:16,881 --> 00:33:20,175
- -Who you think you talking to?
- -Who does it look like?
- 431
- 00:33:20,343 --> 00:33:23,762
- -You think you real funny, don't you?
- -Oh, shit. Ain't she tough?
- 432
- 00:33:23,930 --> 00:33:27,724
- What? You gonna hit me now? That would
- pretty much complete the picture.
- 433
- 00:33:27,892 --> 00:33:29,726
- You need to keep your bitch on a leash.
- 434
- 00:33:29,894 --> 00:33:32,562
- Put a chain on that whore
- and yank that motherfucker.
- 435
- 00:33:32,730 --> 00:33:34,856
- Of course. Right to the
- stereotype thesaurus.
- 436
- 00:33:35,024 --> 00:33:37,401
- Call me a whore and a bitch
- in the same sentence.
- 437
- 00:33:37,568 --> 00:33:39,611
- -This bitch is crazy.
- I like them like that.
- 438
- 00:33:39,779 --> 00:33:40,904
- Man, take this bitch.
- 439
- 00:33:41,072 --> 00:33:44,324
- Hey. Get off me.
- 440
- 00:33:46,995 --> 00:33:50,205
- -You don't know when to quit, do you?
- I'm gonna teach her a lesson.
- 441
- 00:33:50,373 --> 00:33:52,416
- Stop. Let go.
- 442
- 00:33:55,837 --> 00:33:57,921
- Get your ass over there.
- 443
- 00:34:02,218 --> 00:34:04,094
- What the fuck you looking at, old man?
- 444
- 00:34:05,304 --> 00:34:08,515
- -What the hell are you spooks up to?
- -Spooks?
- 445
- 00:34:09,142 --> 00:34:12,060
- You better get your ass on, honky,
- while I still let you.
- 446
- 00:34:12,228 --> 00:34:14,479
- -That's what you better do.
- -That's right, bitch.
- 447
- 00:34:14,981 --> 00:34:17,274
- Fuck you think you at?
- 448
- 00:34:27,285 --> 00:34:30,287
- Ever notice how you come across somebody
- once in a while...
- 449
- 00:34:30,455 --> 00:34:32,289
- ...that you shouldn't have fucked with?
- 450
- 00:34:36,544 --> 00:34:37,961
- That's me.
- 451
- 00:34:39,505 --> 00:34:41,798
- Man, you fucking crazy, man.
- Get out of here, man.
- 452
- 00:34:41,966 --> 00:34:45,886
- Why don't you get your ass up out of here
- before I kick your old, wrinkly, white ass?
- 453
- 00:34:47,013 --> 00:34:49,806
- Crazy motherfucker, man.
- What's wrong with him, man?
- 454
- 00:34:52,643 --> 00:34:54,936
- What the fuck?
- 455
- 00:34:55,438 --> 00:34:58,482
- -This motherfucker crazy, man.
- -What's wrong with this nigga, man?
- 456
- 00:34:58,691 --> 00:35:00,192
- What the hell?
- 457
- 00:35:01,235 --> 00:35:02,486
- Get in the truck.
- 458
- 00:35:04,906 --> 00:35:07,532
- This crazy motherfucker, man.
- What's wrong with him, man?
- 459
- 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:09,493
- He put his finger at us.
- 460
- 00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:12,496
- -Oh, shit.
- -Come on, now. Hey, pops. Come on, now.
- 461
- 00:35:12,663 --> 00:35:15,082
- Shut your fucking face.
- 462
- 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:18,668
- You fucking don't listen, do you?
- 463
- 00:35:19,212 --> 00:35:21,129
- Now, get in the truck.
- 464
- 00:35:21,297 --> 00:35:24,382
- -Go on, get in the truck now. Shit.
- Way to go, old man.
- 465
- 00:35:25,009 --> 00:35:26,968
- Shut up, pussy.
- 466
- 00:35:27,637 --> 00:35:30,806
- What is all this "bro" shit, anyway?
- 467
- 00:35:30,973 --> 00:35:34,476
- Want to be Super Spade or something?
- These guys don't want to be your bro...
- 468
- 00:35:34,644 --> 00:35:38,355
- ...and I don't blame them. Now, get
- your ofay, Paddy ass on down the road.
- 469
- 00:35:44,862 --> 00:35:46,863
- Take care, now.
- 470
- 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:50,867
- Yeah, you too.
- 471
- 00:35:55,039 --> 00:35:57,124
- Oh, yeah.
- 472
- 00:36:06,843 --> 00:36:09,094
- Fuck, man, why y'all
- didn't fucking do nothing?
- 473
- 00:36:09,262 --> 00:36:10,000
- -Man, kick that nigga's ass.
- -Man, you fucking--
- 474
- 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,555
- akumenang.com
- -Man, kick that nigga's ass.
- -Man, you fucking--
- 475
- 00:36:11,555 --> 00:36:11,722
- akumenang.com
- 476
- 00:36:11,722 --> 00:36:13,014
- Shit, man.
- akumenang.com
- 477
- 00:36:13,014 --> 00:36:13,182
- akumenang.com
- 478
- 00:36:13,182 --> 00:36:15,600
- This fucker.
- He had that cannon in your fucking face.
- akumenang.com
- 479
- 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:15,768
- akumenang.com
- 480
- 00:36:15,768 --> 00:36:17,894
- -You didn't do nothing.
- -Trying to stay out.
- akumenang.com
- 481
- 00:36:17,894 --> 00:36:18,146
- akumenang.com
- 482
- 00:36:18,146 --> 00:36:20,647
- What's the matter with you,
- for chrissake?
- akumenang.com
- 483
- 00:36:20,647 --> 00:36:21,566
- akumenang.com
- 484
- 00:36:21,566 --> 00:36:22,000
- Trying to get yourself killed?
- akumenang.com
- 485
- 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,942
- Trying to get yourself killed?
- 486
- 00:36:24,110 --> 00:36:26,862
- I thought you Asian girls
- were supposed to be smart.
- 487
- 00:36:27,029 --> 00:36:30,866
- Hanging around a neighborhood like that's
- a fast way to get you in the obituaries.
- 488
- 00:36:31,033 --> 00:36:33,285
- I know. I know. Take it easy.
- 489
- 00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:36,163
- And what about that goofball guy
- you were with?
- 490
- 00:36:36,330 --> 00:36:38,748
- Is that a date or something?
- 491
- 00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:42,085
- Yeah. Kind of. His name is Trey.
- 492
- 00:36:42,253 --> 00:36:44,337
- Well, you shouldn't be hanging out
- with him.
- 493
- 00:36:44,505 --> 00:36:47,591
- You should be hanging out with your
- own people, with other Humongs.
- 494
- 00:36:47,758 --> 00:36:51,595
- You mean Hmong?
- We're Hmong, not "Humong."
- 495
- 00:36:51,762 --> 00:36:53,555
- Whatever.
- 496
- 00:36:54,056 --> 00:36:57,642
- Where the hell is Humong,
- I mean Hmong, anyway?
- 497
- 00:36:59,604 --> 00:37:00,687
- Wow.
- 498
- 00:37:00,855 --> 00:37:05,483
- You're so enlightened, you know that?
- No, Hmong isn't a place. It's a people.
- 499
- 00:37:05,651 --> 00:37:08,778
- Hmong people come from different parts
- of Laos, Thailand, and China.
- 500
- 00:37:08,946 --> 00:37:11,823
- Yeah. Well, how did you end up
- in my neighborhood, then?
- 501
- 00:37:11,991 --> 00:37:13,909
- Why didn't you stay there?
- 502
- 00:37:14,619 --> 00:37:17,579
- It's a Vietnam thing.
- We fought on your side.
- 503
- 00:37:17,747 --> 00:37:21,499
- And when the Americans quit, the
- Communists started killing all the Hmong.
- 504
- 00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:23,460
- So we came over here.
- 505
- 00:37:23,628 --> 00:37:27,380
- Yeah. Well, I don't know
- how you ended up in the Midwest.
- 506
- 00:37:27,548 --> 00:37:30,300
- There's snow on the ground
- six months out of the year.
- 507
- 00:37:30,468 --> 00:37:33,929
- Why does a jungle people want to
- be in the great frozen tundra?
- 508
- 00:37:34,096 --> 00:37:39,267
- Hill people. We were hill people.
- Not jungle people. Booga-booga-booga.
- 509
- 00:37:39,435 --> 00:37:41,853
- Yeah. Whatever.
- 510
- 00:37:42,021 --> 00:37:44,564
- Blame the Lutherans.
- They brought us over here.
- 511
- 00:37:44,732 --> 00:37:46,858
- Everybody blames the Lutherans.
- 512
- 00:37:48,319 --> 00:37:52,781
- Well, you'd think the cold
- would keep all the idiots out.
- 513
- 00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,826
- Thanks for the ride.
- 514
- 00:37:57,078 --> 00:37:59,621
- You know something, kid?
- You're all right.
- 515
- 00:38:00,581 --> 00:38:02,582
- But what about that dimwit brother
- of yours?
- 516
- 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:06,711
- -He a little slow or something?
- -Thao is actually really smart.
- 517
- 00:38:06,879 --> 00:38:09,339
- He just doesn't know
- which direction to go in.
- 518
- 00:38:10,299 --> 00:38:14,052
- -Yeah. Poor Toad.
- -It's really common.
- 519
- 00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:16,012
- Hmong girls over here fit in better.
- 520
- 00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:19,349
- The girls go to college,
- and the boys go to jail.
- 521
- 00:38:22,645 --> 00:38:24,187
- Yeah.
- 522
- 00:38:33,698 --> 00:38:36,950
- That old hag hates my ass.
- 523
- 00:38:38,619 --> 00:38:40,412
- Well....
- 524
- 00:38:45,751 --> 00:38:49,004
- "Your birthday today." Daisy.
- 525
- 00:38:49,672 --> 00:38:53,883
- "This year, you have to make a choice
- between two life paths.
- 526
- 00:38:54,051 --> 00:38:55,969
- Second chances come your way.
- 527
- 00:38:56,137 --> 00:39:01,224
- Extraordinary events culminate
- in what might seem to be an anticlimax.
- 528
- 00:39:01,392 --> 00:39:05,228
- Your lucky numbers are 84, 23...
- 529
- 00:39:05,396 --> 00:39:10,066
- ... 11 , 78, and 99."
- 530
- 00:39:10,818 --> 00:39:13,194
- What a load of shit.
- 531
- 00:39:15,072 --> 00:39:16,364
- Yeah.
- 532
- 00:39:31,005 --> 00:39:34,090
- What the hell is it with kids nowadays?
- 533
- 00:39:36,052 --> 00:39:37,427
- All right.
- 534
- 00:39:37,595 --> 00:39:40,347
- Hey, Mrs. V.
- Here, let me help you with those.
- 535
- 00:39:40,514 --> 00:39:44,434
- Oh, thank you. I just--
- I got it.
- 536
- 00:39:45,936 --> 00:39:47,437
- How about that?
- 537
- 00:39:48,022 --> 00:39:50,899
- Here you go.
- -How about that, Daisy?
- 538
- 00:39:58,574 --> 00:40:00,283
- Yeah, I got it.
- 539
- 00:40:01,285 --> 00:40:03,078
- MRS. V.
- That was too heavy for the bag.
- 540
- 00:40:03,245 --> 00:40:04,788
- No problem.
- -Thank you.
- 541
- 00:40:14,131 --> 00:40:18,510
- -Go ahead, Karen, give it to him.
- -Here you go.
- 542
- 00:40:19,470 --> 00:40:22,889
- -Well, what is it?
- -It's a Gopher.
- 543
- 00:40:23,516 --> 00:40:26,976
- So you can reach stuff.
- You know, it makes things a lot easier.
- 544
- 00:40:27,937 --> 00:40:29,979
- This is from me.
- 545
- 00:40:30,564 --> 00:40:32,607
- It's a phone.
- 546
- 00:40:33,818 --> 00:40:36,820
- -Oh, I can see that.
- -I just thought--
- 547
- 00:40:36,987 --> 00:40:39,239
- Well, we thought
- that it would make things easier.
- 548
- 00:40:39,824 --> 00:40:41,408
- Well, thank you, Karen.
- 549
- 00:40:41,575 --> 00:40:44,494
- There's nothing wrong with making things
- less hard on yourself.
- 550
- 00:40:44,662 --> 00:40:47,163
- Karen's right, Dad. You've worked hard
- your whole life.
- 551
- 00:40:47,331 --> 00:40:51,084
- Maybe it's time you started thinking about,
- you know, taking it easier.
- 552
- 00:40:52,169 --> 00:40:56,005
- Jeez. That's another thing, Dad.
- You really should get rid of the coffin nails.
- 553
- 00:40:57,258 --> 00:40:59,884
- But, I don't know, we were thinking
- about the house.
- 554
- 00:41:00,052 --> 00:41:03,096
- You know, what with Mom gone,
- it's gotta be a lot to maintain around here.
- 555
- 00:41:03,264 --> 00:41:04,848
- -Mm-hm.
- -Let alone clean.
- 556
- 00:41:05,516 --> 00:41:08,184
- And, I don't know, you're here all alone.
- 557
- 00:41:08,352 --> 00:41:12,230
- Yeah, and there are these great places now,
- you know, these communities...
- 558
- 00:41:12,398 --> 00:41:16,484
- ...where you don't have to worry
- about mowing the lawn or shoveling snow...
- 559
- 00:41:16,652 --> 00:41:20,655
- ...where the people are like you,
- active and alert, but are alone...
- 560
- 00:41:20,823 --> 00:41:24,534
- ...and would benefit from being
- around folks their own age.
- 561
- 00:41:24,702 --> 00:41:28,163
- Yeah, Dad, look. You gotta check it out.
- We've brought some brochures.
- 562
- 00:41:28,330 --> 00:41:30,957
- These places are nothing like
- what you'd think they'd be.
- 563
- 00:41:31,125 --> 00:41:32,917
- -They're great.
- -No, no, beautiful.
- 564
- 00:41:33,085 --> 00:41:38,548
- They're really nice. They really are.
- These are top-notch, like, resorts.
- 565
- 00:41:38,716 --> 00:41:41,676
- -It's like staying in a hotel practically.
- -They're beautiful.
- 566
- 00:41:41,844 --> 00:41:43,011
- They really are.
- -Yeah.
- 567
- 00:41:43,179 --> 00:41:47,015
- They take care of everything.
- They'll clean up. They're really nice.
- 568
- 00:41:47,183 --> 00:41:49,434
- They have wonderful stores.
- You can buy new shoes.
- 569
- 00:41:49,602 --> 00:41:52,479
- - They're amazing. They really are.
- - You'd have a good time.
- 570
- 00:41:52,646 --> 00:41:56,524
- -Play some golf, maybe.
- Meet other people.
- 571
- 00:41:58,652 --> 00:42:00,778
- Son of a bitch.
- Kicking us out on his birthday.
- 572
- 00:42:00,946 --> 00:42:03,573
- -I told you this was a bad idea.
- -I know. You were right.
- 573
- 00:42:03,741 --> 00:42:06,951
- -He won't let anybody help him.
- -Well, we tried. Can we just drop it?
- 574
- 00:42:07,119 --> 00:42:08,870
- No one can say we didn't try.
- 575
- 00:42:09,038 --> 00:42:11,372
- The hell with him.
- You know what we should've done?
- 576
- 00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:13,625
- We should've stayed home
- with Josh and Ashley.
- 577
- 00:42:13,792 --> 00:42:15,919
- At least they were smart enough
- to not come.
- 578
- 00:42:16,086 --> 00:42:18,588
- Goddamn kids have more sense
- than we do.
- 579
- 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:24,052
- We miss Mama, don't we, Daisy? Yeah.
- 580
- 00:42:27,014 --> 00:42:29,390
- Yeah.
- 581
- 00:42:42,363 --> 00:42:43,696
- Hey, Walt.
- 582
- 00:42:43,864 --> 00:42:45,782
- What are you up to?
- 583
- 00:42:47,451 --> 00:42:49,786
- We're having a barbecue.
- You wanna come over?
- 584
- 00:42:49,954 --> 00:42:52,956
- -What do you think?
- -There's tons of food.
- 585
- 00:42:53,791 --> 00:42:56,751
- Yeah. Just keep your hands off my dog.
- 586
- 00:42:56,919 --> 00:43:00,463
- -No worries. We only eat cats.
- -Really?
- 587
- 00:43:00,631 --> 00:43:04,300
- No, I'm kidding, you moron.
- Come on, you can be my special guest.
- 588
- 00:43:04,468 --> 00:43:07,095
- No, I'm fine right here.
- 589
- 00:43:08,013 --> 00:43:09,472
- Yeah.
- 590
- 00:43:11,308 --> 00:43:15,311
- -Son of a bitch.
- -Okay, so, what have you had to eat today?
- 591
- 00:43:17,398 --> 00:43:21,484
- Oh, I had a piece of cake
- and a little beef jerky.
- 592
- 00:43:21,986 --> 00:43:25,321
- Come on over and get something to eat.
- We've got beer too.
- 593
- 00:43:27,825 --> 00:43:34,122
- Well, I might as well drink with strangers
- rather than drink alone.
- 594
- 00:43:34,290 --> 00:43:36,541
- After all, it is my birthday.
- 595
- 00:43:36,709 --> 00:43:41,671
- -Really? Happy birthday, Wally.
- -Don't call me Wally.
- 596
- 00:43:48,178 --> 00:43:51,514
- Well, no Pabst, but plenty of beer.
- 597
- 00:43:51,682 --> 00:43:56,436
- -As they say, when in Humong.
- -Ha, ha. Hey, what am I doing wrong?
- 598
- 00:43:56,604 --> 00:43:59,188
- Every time I look at somebody,
- they look at the ground.
- 599
- 00:43:59,356 --> 00:44:01,190
- You're fine.
- 600
- 00:44:06,488 --> 00:44:08,865
- What's she saying?
- -She said welcome to her home.
- 601
- 00:44:09,033 --> 00:44:11,451
- -Oh, no, she's not.
- -Yeah, no, she didn't.
- 602
- 00:44:12,161 --> 00:44:15,371
- -She hates me. Come on.
- -Yeah, she hates you.
- 603
- 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,416
- Okay. Hey.
- 604
- 00:44:24,256 --> 00:44:27,508
- Hey, what are all you fish heads
- looking at anyway?
- 605
- 00:44:28,469 --> 00:44:32,513
- I think we should go
- into the other room. Sorry.
- 606
- 00:44:37,144 --> 00:44:39,562
- A lot of people in this house
- are very traditional.
- 607
- 00:44:39,730 --> 00:44:43,650
- Number one, never touch a Hmong person
- on their head, not even a child.
- 608
- 00:44:43,817 --> 00:44:48,237
- Hmong people believe that the soul
- resides on the head, so don't do that.
- 609
- 00:44:48,405 --> 00:44:50,406
- Well, sounds dumb, but fine.
- 610
- 00:44:50,574 --> 00:44:55,161
- Yeah, and a lot of Hmong people consider
- looking someone in the eye to be very rude.
- 611
- 00:44:55,329 --> 00:44:58,039
- That's why they look away
- when you look at them.
- 612
- 00:44:58,207 --> 00:44:59,749
- -Anything else?
- -Yeah.
- 613
- 00:44:59,917 --> 00:45:04,462
- Some Hmong people tend to smile or grin
- when they're yelled at.
- 614
- 00:45:04,630 --> 00:45:09,175
- It's a cultural thing.
- It expresses embarrassment or insecurity.
- 615
- 00:45:09,343 --> 00:45:11,594
- It's not that they're laughing
- at you or anything.
- 616
- 00:45:11,762 --> 00:45:14,514
- Yeah. God, you people are nuts.
- 617
- 00:45:16,850 --> 00:45:20,770
- But the food does look good.
- Smells good too.
- 618
- 00:45:20,938 --> 00:45:23,106
- Well, of course. It's Hmong food.
- 619
- 00:45:23,273 --> 00:45:27,735
- Yeah. Okay.
- Can I come back for seconds?
- 620
- 00:45:36,745 --> 00:45:37,787
- -Here you go.
- -Thanks.
- 621
- 00:45:37,955 --> 00:45:40,206
- You know, you mentioned
- about looking at people.
- 622
- 00:45:40,374 --> 00:45:43,584
- -He's been staring at me the whole evening.
- -That's Kor Khue.
- 623
- 00:45:43,752 --> 00:45:45,128
- He's the Lor family shaman.
- 624
- 00:45:45,295 --> 00:45:48,089
- And what's that, some sort
- of a witch doctor or something?
- 625
- 00:45:48,257 --> 00:45:50,299
- -Something like that.
- -Yeah. Booga-booga.
- 626
- 00:45:50,467 --> 00:45:53,469
- Ha, ha. Very funny, Wally.
- 627
- 00:46:08,569 --> 00:46:10,987
- Kor Khue's interested in you.
- He heard what you did.
- 628
- 00:46:11,155 --> 00:46:14,031
- He would like to read you.
- It'd be rude not to allow him this.
- 629
- 00:46:14,199 --> 00:46:15,908
- It's a great honor.
- 630
- 00:46:16,577 --> 00:46:21,205
- -Yeah, sure, fine by me. Sure.
- -All right. Take a seat.
- 631
- 00:46:22,166 --> 00:46:23,666
- Here?
- 632
- 00:46:38,307 --> 00:46:42,185
- He says that people do not respect you.
- They don't even wanna look at you.
- 633
- 00:46:48,650 --> 00:46:50,985
- He says the way you live,
- your food has no flavor.
- 634
- 00:46:51,153 --> 00:46:53,404
- You're worried about your life.
- 635
- 00:47:01,705 --> 00:47:04,874
- You made a mistake in your past life,
- like a mistake that you did...
- 636
- 00:47:05,042 --> 00:47:07,210
- ...you're not satisfied with.
- 637
- 00:47:12,716 --> 00:47:17,220
- He says you have no happiness in your life.
- It's like you're not at peace.
- 638
- 00:47:43,539 --> 00:47:44,580
- Are you all right?
- 639
- 00:47:46,542 --> 00:47:49,877
- Yeah, I'm.... Yeah, I'm fine.
- 640
- 00:47:50,045 --> 00:47:53,422
- Fine. I'm fine.
- 641
- 00:48:13,277 --> 00:48:15,862
- God, I've got more in common
- with these gooks...
- 642
- 00:48:16,029 --> 00:48:19,031
- ...than I do my own spoilt rotten family.
- 643
- 00:48:19,199 --> 00:48:21,617
- Jesus Christ.
- 644
- 00:48:24,121 --> 00:48:26,455
- Happy birthday.
- 645
- 00:48:28,125 --> 00:48:31,794
- -Are you okay?
- -Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
- 646
- 00:48:32,963 --> 00:48:34,130
- You were bleeding.
- 647
- 00:48:34,298 --> 00:48:38,342
- No, I bit my tongue. It's nothing.
- 648
- 00:48:38,510 --> 00:48:40,970
- Why don't we go
- and get some of that good gook food?
- 649
- 00:48:41,138 --> 00:48:44,223
- -You know, I'm starving.
- -Okay.
- 650
- 00:48:49,646 --> 00:48:53,149
- Fantastic. Well, you ladies are wonderful.
- 651
- 00:48:53,317 --> 00:48:55,985
- This stuff is really good.
- 652
- 00:49:03,827 --> 00:49:05,411
- Come on, you glutton.
- 653
- 00:49:05,579 --> 00:49:07,288
- -What's up?
- -Let's go.
- 654
- 00:49:08,165 --> 00:49:10,666
- -What for?
- To mingle.
- 655
- 00:49:10,834 --> 00:49:12,960
- Mingle? We're mingling right here.
- 656
- 00:49:13,128 --> 00:49:16,339
- Come on. You told me
- not to leave you alone.
- 657
- 00:49:19,843 --> 00:49:23,846
- Thank you very much, but I have
- to go now. I have to go now.
- 658
- 00:49:24,806 --> 00:49:28,809
- I'll be back.
- Now, don't let anything go away.
- 659
- 00:49:37,694 --> 00:49:38,736
- Oh, great.
- 660
- 00:49:38,904 --> 00:49:41,614
- Well, well, well. Look who's over there.
- 661
- 00:49:41,782 --> 00:49:44,867
- -Yeah, the kid who stole my Gran Torino.
- -My brother, Thao.
- 662
- 00:49:45,035 --> 00:49:49,121
- Tried to, anyway. Yeah. Yeah, Toad.
- 663
- 00:50:19,152 --> 00:50:22,405
- It was a little wobbly,
- but that should fix it.
- 664
- 00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:35,209
- So where are you guys from?
- 665
- 00:50:35,377 --> 00:50:37,586
- -I'm not far from here.
- -I'm from Texas.
- 666
- 00:50:53,603 --> 00:50:57,231
- -What's this?
- -A little rice liquor. Here, try it.
- 667
- 00:50:57,399 --> 00:50:58,691
- All right.
- 668
- 00:51:22,799 --> 00:51:25,801
- My friends and I were just wondering
- what you're doing here.
- 669
- 00:51:25,969 --> 00:51:29,055
- Well, that's a good question.
- What am I doing here?
- 670
- 00:51:29,598 --> 00:51:32,391
- -Name's Walt.
- -Hi, Walt. I'm Youa.
- 671
- 00:51:32,559 --> 00:51:36,270
- -Yuam. A pleasure.
- -No. Youa.
- 672
- 00:51:36,938 --> 00:51:38,439
- Youa, okay.
- 673
- 00:51:38,607 --> 00:51:41,817
- So, what do you do?
- 674
- 00:51:41,985 --> 00:51:45,071
- -Oh, I fix things, stuff like that.
- -Like what?
- 675
- 00:51:45,238 --> 00:51:50,743
- Well, I just fixed that dryer there,
- I fixed my wife's friend's sink...
- 676
- 00:51:50,911 --> 00:51:55,998
- ...and I took old Aunt Mary to the doctor's
- to get her prescription fixed up.
- 677
- 00:51:56,166 --> 00:52:00,503
- And then I even fixed a door
- that hadn't even broken yet.
- 678
- 00:52:00,670 --> 00:52:02,505
- You're funny.
- 679
- 00:52:02,672 --> 00:52:05,174
- I've been called a lot of things,
- but never funny.
- 680
- 00:52:05,717 --> 00:52:11,305
- -Well, I'm gonna take off. Enjoy yourself.
- -Okay. Yum Yum. Pleasure.
- 681
- 00:52:14,851 --> 00:52:17,728
- Look, she's going, man. Come on.
- 682
- 00:52:19,022 --> 00:52:21,565
- Youa, wait up.
- 683
- 00:52:21,733 --> 00:52:25,945
- Relax, zipperhead.
- I'm not gonna shoot you.
- 684
- 00:52:26,655 --> 00:52:29,615
- I'd look down too, if I was you.
- 685
- 00:52:29,783 --> 00:52:32,618
- I knew you were a dipshit
- the first time I ever saw you...
- 686
- 00:52:32,786 --> 00:52:35,121
- ...but I never thought you were worse
- with women...
- 687
- 00:52:35,288 --> 00:52:38,624
- ...than you are at stealing cars, Toad.
- 688
- 00:52:39,459 --> 00:52:41,961
- -It's Thao.
- -What?
- 689
- 00:52:42,546 --> 00:52:45,464
- It's not Toad, it's Thao.
- My name is Thao.
- 690
- 00:52:45,632 --> 00:52:48,342
- Yeah, well, you're blowing it with that girl
- who was there.
- 691
- 00:52:48,510 --> 00:52:51,387
- Not that I give two shits
- about a toad like you.
- 692
- 00:52:51,555 --> 00:52:54,306
- -You don't know what you're talking about.
- -You're wrong.
- 693
- 00:52:54,474 --> 00:52:56,267
- I know exactly what I'm talking about.
- 694
- 00:52:56,434 --> 00:52:58,894
- I may not be the most pleasant person
- to be around...
- 695
- 00:52:59,062 --> 00:53:02,565
- ...but I got the best woman
- that was ever on this planet to marry me.
- 696
- 00:53:02,732 --> 00:53:05,693
- I worked at it. It was the best thing
- that ever happened to me.
- 697
- 00:53:05,861 --> 00:53:09,655
- But you, you know, you're letting
- Click Clack, Ding Dong, and Charlie Chan...
- 698
- 00:53:09,823 --> 00:53:11,866
- ...just walk out
- with Miss What's-Her-Face.
- 699
- 00:53:12,242 --> 00:53:15,911
- She likes you, you know?
- Though I don't know why.
- 700
- 00:53:16,496 --> 00:53:18,038
- Who?
- 701
- 00:53:18,915 --> 00:53:23,002
- Yum Yum. You know, the girl
- in the purple sweater.
- 702
- 00:53:23,170 --> 00:53:26,380
- She's been looking at you all day, stupid.
- 703
- 00:53:27,424 --> 00:53:29,091
- You mean Youa.
- 704
- 00:53:29,259 --> 00:53:32,595
- Yeah, Yum Yum, yeah. Nice girl. Nice girl.
- A very charming girl.
- 705
- 00:53:32,762 --> 00:53:35,097
- I talked with her. Yeah.
- 706
- 00:53:35,265 --> 00:53:38,434
- But you, you let her just walk right out
- with the Three Stooges.
- 707
- 00:53:38,602 --> 00:53:41,228
- And you know why?
- Because you're a big, fat pussy.
- 708
- 00:53:43,940 --> 00:53:45,524
- Well...
- 709
- 00:53:46,401 --> 00:53:47,818
- ...I gotta go.
- 710
- 00:53:47,986 --> 00:53:51,113
- Good day, puss-cake.
- 711
- 00:54:04,252 --> 00:54:06,212
- No. No more.
- 712
- 00:54:09,299 --> 00:54:11,842
- Well, okay, put them over there.
- 713
- 00:54:19,809 --> 00:54:21,352
- Bye-bye.
- 714
- 00:54:26,107 --> 00:54:29,652
- No, no. No, no more. No more.
- Come on. No more, now.
- 715
- 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,323
- No more, please. I--
- 716
- 00:54:35,492 --> 00:54:38,410
- Is this that chicken-dumpling thing
- you brought the other--?
- 717
- 00:54:38,578 --> 00:54:40,287
- Oh, all right.
- 718
- 00:54:42,749 --> 00:54:44,083
- Come on, ladies.
- 719
- 00:54:45,669 --> 00:54:49,338
- Certainly better than beef jerky,
- I'll tell you.
- 720
- 00:55:01,977 --> 00:55:06,438
- What's going on?
- 721
- 00:55:06,606 --> 00:55:08,732
- Thao is here to make amends.
- He's here to work for you.
- 722
- 00:55:10,193 --> 00:55:13,362
- No, he isn't.
- He's not gonna work for me.
- 723
- 00:55:13,530 --> 00:55:16,907
- My mom said he dishonored the family
- and now he has to work off his debt.
- 724
- 00:55:17,075 --> 00:55:19,785
- -He'll start tomorrow morning.
- -Not tomorrow, not any time.
- 725
- 00:55:19,953 --> 00:55:23,497
- I don't even want him on my property.
- I thought we went over all that.
- 726
- 00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:29,336
- It's very important that you accept,
- and it would be an insult if you refuse.
- 727
- 00:55:29,504 --> 00:55:31,213
- Why is this being put back on me?
- 728
- 00:55:31,381 --> 00:55:33,382
- He's the one who tried to steal my car.
- 729
- 00:55:33,550 --> 00:55:35,634
- All of a sudden, I'm the bad guy in this.
- 730
- 00:55:35,802 --> 00:55:38,345
- Look, my family is very traditional...
- 731
- 00:55:38,513 --> 00:55:41,473
- ...and would be very much upset
- if you don't let Thao repay.
- 732
- 00:55:41,641 --> 00:55:44,018
- If he doesn't wanna do it,
- then let's just go.
- 733
- 00:55:44,185 --> 00:55:46,228
- Shut up, shut up, shut up!
- 734
- 00:55:48,398 --> 00:55:50,691
- Yeah. Shut up.
- 735
- 00:55:51,359 --> 00:55:54,028
- All right. Tomorrow, come on.
- 736
- 00:55:54,195 --> 00:55:57,239
- Tomorrow. Thank you.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- 737
- 00:55:57,407 --> 00:55:58,907
- Thank you.
- 738
- 00:56:00,994 --> 00:56:05,456
- Jesus, Joseph, and Mary,
- these Hmong broads are like badgers.
- 739
- 00:56:10,211 --> 00:56:13,672
- Son of a bitch,
- I never thought he'd show.
- 740
- 00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:22,014
- All right. What are you good at?
- 741
- 00:56:23,850 --> 00:56:25,017
- Like what?
- 742
- 00:56:26,102 --> 00:56:28,270
- Well, that's what I'm asking.
- 743
- 00:56:28,646 --> 00:56:31,523
- If you're gonna work for me,
- I gotta know what you're good at.
- 744
- 00:56:31,691 --> 00:56:33,942
- I gotta know what you can do.
- 745
- 00:56:34,110 --> 00:56:35,444
- I don't know.
- 746
- 00:56:36,237 --> 00:56:39,948
- Well, that's kind of halfway
- what I expected you to say.
- 747
- 00:56:40,116 --> 00:56:41,784
- You see that tree right there?
- 748
- 00:56:41,951 --> 00:56:44,578
- You just go over there
- and count the birds.
- 749
- 00:56:45,789 --> 00:56:47,414
- You want me to count the birds?
- 750
- 00:56:47,582 --> 00:56:52,795
- Yeah, you can count. All you slopes
- are supposed to be good at math, right?
- 751
- 00:56:52,962 --> 00:56:55,881
- -Yeah, I can count.
- -Good.
- 752
- 00:57:02,389 --> 00:57:04,264
- One, two....
- 753
- 00:57:09,312 --> 00:57:13,065
- So, what do you have for me today?
- You want me to watch paint dry?
- 754
- 00:57:13,233 --> 00:57:17,986
- -Maybe even count the clouds that pass by?
- -Don't get flip with me, boy.
- 755
- 00:57:18,154 --> 00:57:21,615
- I'm not the one who tried to steal.
- Don't you forget that.
- 756
- 00:57:23,493 --> 00:57:27,371
- Go ahead. I don't care if you insult me
- or say racist things.
- 757
- 00:57:27,539 --> 00:57:30,165
- Because you know what? I'll take it.
- 758
- 00:57:30,333 --> 00:57:34,086
- Yeah, course you'll take it, because you
- have no teeth, you have no balls, kid.
- 759
- 00:57:36,172 --> 00:57:39,007
- Look, I'm stuck here...
- 760
- 00:57:39,175 --> 00:57:42,594
- ...so why don't you just find something
- useful for me to do?
- 761
- 00:57:42,762 --> 00:57:47,766
- Because unlike you, I'm not useless,
- and I maintain my own property.
- 762
- 00:57:48,184 --> 00:57:51,812
- You swamp rats, on the other hand,
- you just can't help but....
- 763
- 00:57:53,857 --> 00:57:56,275
- How long do I have you for?
- 764
- 00:57:58,736 --> 00:58:03,323
- -Toad? How long?
- -Till next Friday.
- 765
- 00:58:05,493 --> 00:58:06,910
- Yeah.
- 766
- 00:58:08,371 --> 00:58:12,207
- All right. Go get the ladder
- out of the garage.
- 767
- 00:58:14,669 --> 00:58:19,840
- When you get finished with that roof there,
- you can take that gutter and nail it back up.
- 768
- 00:58:20,008 --> 00:58:23,135
- I'm tired of looking at it
- the last three years.
- 769
- 00:58:28,725 --> 00:58:30,434
- Yeah.
- 770
- 00:58:30,894 --> 00:58:33,479
- Yeah, you said it, brother.
- 771
- 00:59:38,253 --> 00:59:39,545
- Hello.
- 772
- 00:59:39,712 --> 00:59:41,421
- Grandpa says he wants to know...
- 773
- 00:59:41,589 --> 00:59:47,761
- ...if you can have Thao clear out
- the big wasp nest under our porch.
- 774
- 00:59:48,304 --> 00:59:49,972
- Wasp nest?
- 775
- 00:59:50,139 --> 00:59:51,723
- Well, that's terrible.
- 776
- 00:59:51,891 --> 00:59:55,936
- Yeah, well, I think we can handle that
- after lunch.
- 777
- 01:00:32,473 --> 01:00:35,183
- Jesus, Lord Almighty, knock it off.
- 778
- 01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:39,605
- Hey, it's my last day.
- So, what else do you have for me to do?
- 779
- 01:00:41,649 --> 01:00:44,276
- Take the day off. You've done enough.
- 780
- 01:00:50,491 --> 01:00:51,533
- Toad.
- 781
- 01:00:55,872 --> 01:00:58,373
- Nothing, never mind.
- 782
- 01:01:05,757 --> 01:01:08,133
- The doctor will see you now. Thank you.
- 783
- 01:01:23,900 --> 01:01:32,240
- Koski?
- 784
- 01:01:38,998 --> 01:01:43,502
- Mr. Kowalski? Good morning.
- I looked over your paperwork...
- 785
- 01:01:43,670 --> 01:01:47,005
- ...and I think we should immediately
- start a full battery of tests.
- 786
- 01:01:47,173 --> 01:01:50,759
- I feel that this would be the best
- way to go about...
- 787
- 01:01:50,927 --> 01:01:53,762
- -...checking out the issues that you've had--
- -Excuse me.
- 788
- 01:01:53,930 --> 01:01:56,723
- What happened to Dr. Feldman,
- my regular doctor?
- 789
- 01:01:57,433 --> 01:02:02,104
- Dr. Feldman retired three years ago.
- I'm his replacement, Dr. Chu.
- 790
- 01:02:10,238 --> 01:02:12,072
- -It's Grandpa Walt.
- -Pick it up.
- 791
- 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,116
- -You talk to him.
- -Mitch.
- 792
- 01:02:15,368 --> 01:02:19,746
- -I'm doing bills here.
- You talk to him. He's your father.
- 793
- 01:02:24,252 --> 01:02:25,544
- Hey, Dad.
- 794
- 01:02:25,712 --> 01:02:29,965
- Hi, Mitch, it's-- It's me, your dad.
- 795
- 01:02:30,133 --> 01:02:32,175
- Yeah, I know. What's up?
- 796
- 01:02:32,343 --> 01:02:34,469
- Oh, nothing. Nothing much, really.
- 797
- 01:02:35,722 --> 01:02:40,100
- -How's everything going?
- -I'm fine. Fine. Doing fine.
- 798
- 01:02:40,268 --> 01:02:45,856
- Fine. Good.
- How about Karen and the kids?
- 799
- 01:02:46,065 --> 01:02:49,818
- Fine, everybody's great. Doing fine.
- 800
- 01:02:49,986 --> 01:02:54,990
- -Good. How about work?
- -Busy.
- 801
- 01:02:55,825 --> 01:02:59,161
- - Yeah.
- -Yeah, I suppose.
- 802
- 01:02:59,328 --> 01:03:03,415
- In fact, speaking of busy,
- I got a lot on my plate right now...
- 803
- 01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:05,584
- ...so if there's not something pressing....
- 804
- 01:03:07,128 --> 01:03:10,422
- No. No, not at all.
- 805
- 01:03:10,590 --> 01:03:13,091
- So why don't you call me this weekend?
- 806
- 01:03:13,551 --> 01:03:14,634
- Sure.
- 807
- 01:03:14,802 --> 01:03:17,637
- Okay. It was nice talking to you, Dad.
- Thanks for calling.
- 808
- 01:03:17,805 --> 01:03:20,849
- Thanks. Yeah.
- 809
- 01:04:05,603 --> 01:04:07,729
- This kid doesn't have a chance.
- 810
- 01:04:22,995 --> 01:04:27,666
- -What do you know about faucets?
- -I know a lot about them, boy.
- 811
- 01:04:28,334 --> 01:04:30,252
- Stand aside.
- 812
- 01:04:30,795 --> 01:04:34,339
- -Jesus. For the love of Pete.
- -What?
- 813
- 01:04:34,507 --> 01:04:38,969
- It must be a hundred degrees in here.
- Why don't you turn on the fan?
- 814
- 01:04:48,437 --> 01:04:50,438
- The place is falling apart.
- 815
- 01:04:54,610 --> 01:04:57,362
- Man, where'd you get all this stuff?
- 816
- 01:04:57,530 --> 01:05:01,116
- -What are you talking about?
- -All the tools and stuff.
- 817
- 01:05:02,618 --> 01:05:05,912
- Well, it may come as a surprise
- to a thief...
- 818
- 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:09,291
- ...but I bought this stuff, everything in here,
- with my own money.
- 819
- 01:05:09,458 --> 01:05:11,459
- Yeah, yeah. That's not what I meant.
- 820
- 01:05:11,627 --> 01:05:13,920
- I mean, there's just so much shit
- packed in here.
- 821
- 01:05:14,088 --> 01:05:18,049
- Yeah. Well, every tool in here
- has a purpose.
- 822
- 01:05:18,217 --> 01:05:20,135
- Everything has a job to do.
- 823
- 01:05:20,303 --> 01:05:22,679
- They're all to use if necessary.
- 824
- 01:05:22,847 --> 01:05:25,098
- Okay, so, what's that?
- 825
- 01:05:25,266 --> 01:05:27,100
- -That's a post-hole digger.
- -That?
- 826
- 01:05:27,268 --> 01:05:28,351
- Vise grips.
- 827
- 01:05:28,519 --> 01:05:30,103
- -That?
- -Wire cutters.
- 828
- 01:05:30,271 --> 01:05:32,439
- You know it's a trowel, come on.
- 829
- 01:05:32,607 --> 01:05:34,774
- Those are shears there,
- and that's a saw.
- 830
- 01:05:34,942 --> 01:05:37,485
- That's a tack hammer.
- You can't fool me, kid.
- 831
- 01:05:40,364 --> 01:05:42,407
- All right, what's on your mind?
- 832
- 01:05:43,451 --> 01:05:46,995
- It's just, I can't afford
- to buy all this stuff.
- 833
- 01:05:47,538 --> 01:05:51,583
- Well, I guess even a bonehead
- like you could understand...
- 834
- 01:05:51,751 --> 01:05:54,836
- ...that a man acquires this
- over a period of 50 years.
- 835
- 01:05:55,004 --> 01:05:59,132
- -Yeah, but....
- -All right, look, here.
- 836
- 01:05:59,842 --> 01:06:03,261
- Take these three items, right here.
- You can have this.
- 837
- 01:06:03,429 --> 01:06:08,975
- WD-40, vise grips and some duct tape.
- 838
- 01:06:09,143 --> 01:06:12,854
- Any man worth his salt
- can do half of the household chores...
- 839
- 01:06:13,022 --> 01:06:14,522
- ...with just those three things.
- 840
- 01:06:14,690 --> 01:06:17,192
- Anything else you need,
- you just borrow it, that's all.
- 841
- 01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:19,694
- Okay. Cool.
- 842
- 01:06:28,704 --> 01:06:31,414
- -Fuck me.
- -What's with that?
- 843
- 01:06:31,582 --> 01:06:33,708
- Nothing. What?
- 844
- 01:06:33,876 --> 01:06:36,378
- Nothing, huh?
- I just saw you coughed up blood.
- 845
- 01:06:36,545 --> 01:06:39,547
- That's not good.
- You should really see a doctor.
- 846
- 01:06:41,676 --> 01:06:43,259
- Yeah.
- 847
- 01:06:43,594 --> 01:06:45,261
- Look...
- 848
- 01:06:45,888 --> 01:06:50,433
- ...those guys who were here
- the other night, on my lawn.
- 849
- 01:06:50,601 --> 01:06:51,685
- What about them?
- 850
- 01:06:51,852 --> 01:06:53,937
- Just a gang, a bunch
- of Hmong gangbangers.
- 851
- 01:06:54,105 --> 01:06:57,023
- Yeah, I assumed that,
- but what were they doing here?
- 852
- 01:06:57,191 --> 01:06:58,942
- They were gonna take me away.
- 853
- 01:06:59,110 --> 01:07:03,196
- They were kind of pissed
- that I blew my first initiation.
- 854
- 01:07:03,364 --> 01:07:09,452
- Yeah. Well, you are a pussy, you know,
- you wanna hang out with guys like that.
- 855
- 01:07:09,620 --> 01:07:11,496
- What was your initiation supposed to be?
- 856
- 01:07:21,716 --> 01:07:23,425
- My Gran Torino?
- 857
- 01:07:26,554 --> 01:07:29,014
- Christ all Friday.
- 858
- 01:07:47,116 --> 01:07:48,658
- Shit.
- 859
- 01:07:52,580 --> 01:07:54,164
- Toad, you got a minute?
- 860
- 01:07:55,291 --> 01:07:57,834
- All right. Okay.
- 861
- 01:07:58,002 --> 01:07:59,419
- Here it is.
- 862
- 01:07:59,587 --> 01:08:02,881
- Here's the deal. I take the top
- because that's the heaviest.
- 863
- 01:08:03,049 --> 01:08:05,258
- I pull on that,
- and you stand right back here...
- 864
- 01:08:05,426 --> 01:08:08,053
- ...and you push
- and help me push it up each step.
- 865
- 01:08:08,220 --> 01:08:10,180
- -Just like that.
- -Then let me take the top.
- 866
- 01:08:10,347 --> 01:08:11,639
- No, no, I've got the top.
- 867
- 01:08:11,807 --> 01:08:13,725
- Really, I'll take the top.
- It looks heavy.
- 868
- 01:08:13,893 --> 01:08:16,478
- Look, I'm not crippled. I've got the top.
- 869
- 01:08:16,645 --> 01:08:19,230
- If you don't let me take the top,
- I ain't helping.
- 870
- 01:08:19,398 --> 01:08:22,067
- -Now, listen to me, zipperhead--
- -No, you listen, old man.
- 871
- 01:08:22,234 --> 01:08:26,071
- I'm here because you needed help.
- So it's either top or I'm out of here.
- 872
- 01:08:29,825 --> 01:08:34,913
- All right. You take the top, and I'll push.
- 873
- 01:08:35,081 --> 01:08:40,085
- Just don't let it slip out of your
- little-girl hands and crush me.
- 874
- 01:08:41,170 --> 01:08:42,504
- Don't give me any ideas, now.
- 875
- 01:08:52,723 --> 01:08:55,100
- -That thing weighs a ton.
- -Yeah.
- 876
- 01:08:55,768 --> 01:08:59,854
- It runs like a clock, though. They just
- don't make them like this anymore.
- 877
- 01:09:00,022 --> 01:09:02,607
- So, what are you gonna do with it?
- 878
- 01:09:03,234 --> 01:09:05,026
- Sell it, I guess.
- 879
- 01:09:06,362 --> 01:09:07,570
- How much?
- 880
- 01:09:08,405 --> 01:09:11,199
- 60 bucks. They....
- 881
- 01:09:11,367 --> 01:09:14,744
- I'm tired of having it sit around
- down in the basement there.
- 882
- 01:09:14,912 --> 01:09:18,248
- Why? You looking for a freezer?
- 883
- 01:09:18,415 --> 01:09:20,542
- The downstairs one kind of died.
- 884
- 01:09:20,709 --> 01:09:23,586
- Okay. 25 bucks and it's yours.
- 885
- 01:09:23,754 --> 01:09:26,089
- Twenty-five? But you just said 60.
- 886
- 01:09:26,257 --> 01:09:29,217
- I know, but this'll save me money
- putting an ad in the paper.
- 887
- 01:09:29,385 --> 01:09:32,679
- -Come on, let's wheel it over to your place.
- -All right. Okay.
- 888
- 01:09:38,060 --> 01:09:40,854
- -Kind of ironic, huh?
- What?
- 889
- 01:09:41,021 --> 01:09:43,982
- Toad washing the car
- that he tried to steal from you.
- 890
- 01:09:44,150 --> 01:09:48,361
- Yeah. He misses one spot,
- he's doing it all over again too.
- 891
- 01:09:48,529 --> 01:09:50,572
- It's nice of you to
- look after him like this.
- 892
- 01:09:50,739 --> 01:09:53,032
- He doesn't have any real role models
- in his life.
- 893
- 01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:54,701
- Well, I'm not any role model.
- 894
- 01:09:54,869 --> 01:09:56,578
- But you're a good man, Wally.
- 895
- 01:09:56,745 --> 01:09:58,872
- I wish our father
- would've been more like you.
- 896
- 01:09:59,039 --> 01:10:01,708
- -Don't go calling me Wally.
- -No, I'm serious.
- 897
- 01:10:01,876 --> 01:10:05,795
- He was really hard on us, really traditional,
- and really old-school.
- 898
- 01:10:05,963 --> 01:10:10,000
- -Yeah, well, I'm old-school.
- -Yeah, but you're an American.
- 899
- 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:10,592
- akumenang.com
- -Yeah, well, I'm old-school.
- -Yeah, but you're an American.
- 900
- 01:10:10,592 --> 01:10:11,719
- akumenang.com
- 901
- 01:10:11,719 --> 01:10:13,553
- What's that supposed to mean?
- akumenang.com
- 902
- 01:10:13,553 --> 01:10:17,391
- akumenang.com
- 903
- 01:10:17,391 --> 01:10:18,725
- You like him, don't you?
- akumenang.com
- 904
- 01:10:18,725 --> 01:10:18,893
- akumenang.com
- 905
- 01:10:18,893 --> 01:10:21,519
- Are you kidding? He tried to steal my car.
- akumenang.com
- 906
- 01:10:21,519 --> 01:10:21,687
- akumenang.com
- 907
- 01:10:21,687 --> 01:10:22,000
- Uh-huh. And you spend time with him...
- akumenang.com
- 908
- 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:23,688
- Uh-huh. And you spend time with him...
- 909
- 01:10:23,856 --> 01:10:27,317
- ...teach him how to fix things,
- saved him from that fucked cousin of ours.
- 910
- 01:10:27,484 --> 01:10:31,112
- -Hey. Watch your language, lady.
- -And you're a good man.
- 911
- 01:10:31,947 --> 01:10:34,073
- I'm not a good man.
- 912
- 01:10:34,241 --> 01:10:37,577
- Get me another beer, dragon lady.
- This one's empty.
- 913
- 01:10:44,335 --> 01:10:48,546
- You know, the Hmong consider gardening
- to be women's work.
- 914
- 01:10:48,923 --> 01:10:53,051
- Yeah. That's probably why I see you
- in the garden over there all the time.
- 915
- 01:10:53,219 --> 01:10:55,720
- Besides, we ain't in Humong.
- 916
- 01:10:55,888 --> 01:10:57,639
- Funny.
- 917
- 01:10:59,808 --> 01:11:03,603
- You know, you should quit.
- That's bad for you.
- 918
- 01:11:03,771 --> 01:11:07,815
- Yeah? So is being in a gang, dipshit.
- 919
- 01:11:07,983 --> 01:11:11,152
- Didn't you hear what I just said?
- I saw you cough up blood.
- 920
- 01:11:12,738 --> 01:11:14,656
- You should quit.
- 921
- 01:11:15,658 --> 01:11:17,992
- So, what's that emblem supposed
- to mean anyway?
- 922
- 01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:20,954
- Is it your ancient Cub Scout emblem?
- 923
- 01:11:21,830 --> 01:11:24,916
- First Cavalry. I've had it since '51 .
- 924
- 01:11:27,670 --> 01:11:29,921
- So, what do you want to do
- with your life, kid?
- 925
- 01:11:30,256 --> 01:11:34,008
- Well, I was thinking about maybe sales.
- 926
- 01:11:34,176 --> 01:11:35,843
- Sales, huh?
- 927
- 01:11:36,971 --> 01:11:39,347
- My oldest son is in sales.
- 928
- 01:11:39,515 --> 01:11:44,060
- -Does he do well?
- -Oh, yeah. License to steal.
- 929
- 01:11:44,228 --> 01:11:49,107
- I work in the Ford factory for 50 years,
- and he's out selling Japanese cars.
- 930
- 01:11:49,275 --> 01:11:51,734
- -You made cars?
- -Yeah.
- 931
- 01:11:52,611 --> 01:11:55,655
- I put the steering column
- in this Gran Torino...
- 932
- 01:11:55,823 --> 01:11:59,617
- ...in 1 972, right on the line.
- 933
- 01:11:59,994 --> 01:12:03,121
- Oh, you are old. So cool.
- 934
- 01:12:03,289 --> 01:12:08,835
- Yeah. So you wanna be in sales.
- You thinking about going to school maybe?
- 935
- 01:12:09,003 --> 01:12:13,756
- -Kind of, but school costs money.
- -Well, maybe you should get a job.
- 936
- 01:12:13,924 --> 01:12:18,094
- You can't just sit there and spread mulch
- in my garden the rest of your life.
- 937
- 01:12:18,262 --> 01:12:22,890
- -Well, maybe you could just pay me.
- -Yeah. Very funny.
- 938
- 01:12:24,143 --> 01:12:26,060
- Well, what kind of job could I ever get?
- 939
- 01:12:26,228 --> 01:12:29,564
- Yeah. You're right.
- Nobody would ever hire you.
- 940
- 01:12:30,774 --> 01:12:31,983
- Yeah, I know.
- 941
- 01:12:32,151 --> 01:12:35,778
- Look, I'm just kidding, zip.
- I mean, you could get a job.
- 942
- 01:12:35,946 --> 01:12:38,698
- -You could get a job anywhere.
- -Like what?
- 943
- 01:12:38,866 --> 01:12:41,492
- -Well, how about construction?
- -Me?
- 944
- 01:12:41,660 --> 01:12:43,036
- -Yeah.
- -Construction?
- 945
- 01:12:43,203 --> 01:12:47,248
- -You have Alzheimer's or something?
- -No. You could get a job in construction.
- 946
- 01:12:47,416 --> 01:12:49,751
- I know people in the trades.
- 947
- 01:12:49,918 --> 01:12:53,212
- Course, I have to make a little adjustment
- and man you up a little bit.
- 948
- 01:12:53,672 --> 01:12:56,341
- -Man me up?
- -Yeah.
- 949
- 01:12:56,508 --> 01:12:59,927
- And I think you ought to
- date Miss Yum Yum too.
- 950
- 01:13:00,554 --> 01:13:03,097
- Do you a little good.
- 951
- 01:13:03,891 --> 01:13:07,101
- You know, get a little carbon
- off the valves.
- 952
- 01:13:11,774 --> 01:13:14,275
- Now you're just gonna learn
- how guys talk.
- 953
- 01:13:14,443 --> 01:13:18,279
- You just listen to the way Martin
- and I batter it back and forth.
- 954
- 01:13:18,447 --> 01:13:20,531
- -You okay? You ready?
- -Sure.
- 955
- 01:13:20,699 --> 01:13:22,909
- All right. Let's go in.
- 956
- 01:13:25,037 --> 01:13:26,204
- Perfect.
- 957
- 01:13:26,955 --> 01:13:28,748
- A Polack and a chink.
- 958
- 01:13:29,666 --> 01:13:32,168
- How you doing, Martin,
- you crazy Italian prick?
- 959
- 01:13:32,336 --> 01:13:36,297
- You cheap bastard, I should've known you'd
- come in. I was having such a pleasant day.
- 960
- 01:13:36,465 --> 01:13:39,300
- What'd you do, Jew some poor blind guy
- out of his money?
- 961
- 01:13:39,468 --> 01:13:42,220
- -Gave him the wrong change?
- -Who's the Nip?
- 962
- 01:13:42,388 --> 01:13:47,058
- Oh, he's a pussy kid from next door.
- I'm just trying to man him up a little bit.
- 963
- 01:13:47,226 --> 01:13:48,851
- Mm.
- 964
- 01:13:49,019 --> 01:13:52,522
- You see, kid? Now, that's how guys
- talk to one another.
- 965
- 01:13:52,689 --> 01:13:55,024
- -They do?
- -What, you got shit in your ears?
- 966
- 01:13:55,192 --> 01:13:59,237
- Now go on out and come back in,
- and talk to him like a man.
- 967
- 01:13:59,405 --> 01:14:00,571
- Like a real man.
- 968
- 01:14:00,739 --> 01:14:04,158
- -Come on, Walt.
- -Come on. Get your ass out of here.
- 969
- 01:14:04,326 --> 01:14:06,244
- And come on back now.
- 970
- 01:14:06,412 --> 01:14:09,205
- -Sorry about this.
- -It's okay.
- 971
- 01:14:14,211 --> 01:14:16,087
- What's up, you old Italian prick?
- 972
- 01:14:16,755 --> 01:14:19,006
- Get out of my shop before
- I blow your head off...
- 973
- 01:14:19,174 --> 01:14:23,469
- -...you goddamn dick-smoking gook!
- -Jesus Christ. Oh, shit.
- 974
- 01:14:23,971 --> 01:14:25,346
- Take it easy. Take it easy.
- 975
- 01:14:25,514 --> 01:14:28,433
- What the hell are you doing?
- Have you lost your mind?
- 976
- 01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:31,519
- But that's what you said.
- That what you said men say.
- 977
- 01:14:31,687 --> 01:14:34,188
- You don't just come in
- and insult the man in his shop.
- 978
- 01:14:34,356 --> 01:14:38,151
- You don't do that. What happens if you
- meet some stranger and get the wrong one?
- 979
- 01:14:38,318 --> 01:14:41,904
- -He's gonna blow your gook head right off.
- -What should I have said, then?
- 980
- 01:14:42,072 --> 01:14:45,783
- Yeah, kid, why don't you start
- with "Hi" or "Hello"?
- 981
- 01:14:47,369 --> 01:14:49,370
- "Sir, I'd like a haircut,
- if you have time."
- 982
- 01:14:49,538 --> 01:14:51,539
- Yeah, be polite, but don't kiss ass.
- 983
- 01:14:51,707 --> 01:14:54,667
- You could talk about
- a construction job you just came from...
- 984
- 01:14:54,835 --> 01:14:57,795
- ...and bitch about your girlfriend
- and your car.
- 985
- 01:14:57,963 --> 01:15:02,049
- Son of a bitch, I just got my brakes fixed,
- and those sons of bitches really nailed me.
- 986
- 01:15:02,217 --> 01:15:05,303
- -I mean, they screwed me right in the ass.
- Don't swear at the guy.
- 987
- 01:15:05,471 --> 01:15:08,181
- Just talk about people
- who are not in the room.
- 988
- 01:15:08,348 --> 01:15:12,101
- You could bitch about your boss making you
- work overtime when it's bowling night.
- 989
- 01:15:12,269 --> 01:15:15,605
- Right. Or my old lady bitches
- for two goddamn hours...
- 990
- 01:15:15,772 --> 01:15:19,233
- ...about how they don't take
- expired coupons at the grocery store...
- 991
- 01:15:19,401 --> 01:15:23,779
- ...and the minute I turn on the game,
- she starts crying how we never talk.
- 992
- 01:15:23,947 --> 01:15:26,532
- You see? Now go out, come back
- and talk to him.
- 993
- 01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:29,202
- And it ain't rocket science, for chrissake.
- 994
- 01:15:29,703 --> 01:15:34,540
- Yeah, but I don't have a job, a car
- or a girlfriend.
- 995
- 01:15:34,708 --> 01:15:37,460
- Jesus. I should've blown his head off
- when I had the chance.
- 996
- 01:15:37,628 --> 01:15:38,753
- Yeah. Maybe so.
- 997
- 01:15:38,921 --> 01:15:42,298
- Now, okay, I want you to turn around
- and go outside...
- 998
- 01:15:42,466 --> 01:15:45,760
- ...and come back, and don't talk
- about having no job...
- 999
- 01:15:45,928 --> 01:15:50,139
- ...no car, no girlfriend,
- no future, no dick.
- 1000
- 01:15:50,307 --> 01:15:53,184
- Okay? Just turn around and go.
- 1001
- 01:16:07,616 --> 01:16:10,868
- Excuse me, sir. I need a haircut,
- if you ain't too busy.
- 1002
- 01:16:11,036 --> 01:16:13,955
- You old Italian son-of-a-bitch
- prick barber.
- 1003
- 01:16:15,749 --> 01:16:18,960
- Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys
- at my construction job.
- 1004
- 01:16:24,258 --> 01:16:25,299
- Fuck me.
- 1005
- 01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:27,969
- Jesus Christ.
- 1006
- 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:41,315
- -All set to go through with it, right?
- -Yeah, yeah.
- 1007
- 01:16:41,483 --> 01:16:46,153
- Don't "Yeah, yeah" me. Just say, "Yes, sir,"
- and, "I'll do my best."
- 1008
- 01:16:46,321 --> 01:16:47,697
- Yes. I'll do my best.
- 1009
- 01:16:47,864 --> 01:16:50,992
- Because when I vouch for somebody,
- that means I've given my word.
- 1010
- 01:16:51,159 --> 01:16:55,413
- -And I don't want you making me look bad.
- -No, I'm good. Totally into this.
- 1011
- 01:16:55,581 --> 01:16:59,292
- Don't lay down, either.
- Just look them straight in the eye.
- 1012
- 01:16:59,459 --> 01:17:01,961
- And a man can tell a lot
- by your handshake.
- 1013
- 01:17:02,129 --> 01:17:06,007
- -Here. Put those in your back pocket.
- -Cool.
- 1014
- 01:17:06,174 --> 01:17:07,675
- Don't blow this.
- 1015
- 01:17:09,261 --> 01:17:12,763
- Hey, Kennedy, you drunken Irish goon.
- How the hell are you?
- 1016
- 01:17:12,931 --> 01:17:16,767
- -I'm shitty, but who's gonna listen?
- Not me, that's for sure.
- 1017
- 01:17:16,935 --> 01:17:21,188
- Help yourself, there, Walt.
- You dumb Polack.
- 1018
- 01:17:21,732 --> 01:17:23,941
- Okay, this is the kid
- I was telling you about.
- 1019
- 01:17:24,109 --> 01:17:28,446
- Thao, this is Tim Kennedy.
- He's the super on this job.
- 1020
- 01:17:29,031 --> 01:17:31,866
- So, what do we got here, Walt?
- 1021
- 01:17:32,117 --> 01:17:36,621
- Well, he knows construction,
- and he's a smart kid.
- 1022
- 01:17:36,788 --> 01:17:38,414
- He'll do anything you need him for.
- 1023
- 01:17:38,582 --> 01:17:40,416
- -You sure?
- -Yeah.
- 1024
- 01:17:40,584 --> 01:17:43,836
- -You speak English?
- -Yes, sir.
- 1025
- 01:17:44,004 --> 01:17:46,339
- -Were you born here?
- -You bet.
- 1026
- 01:17:46,506 --> 01:17:49,675
- I see that Walt drove you here.
- You got a vehicle?
- 1027
- 01:17:49,843 --> 01:17:51,927
- Not at the moment.
- Taking the bus for now.
- 1028
- 01:17:52,095 --> 01:17:54,722
- The bus. Jesus Christ,
- you don't have a car?
- 1029
- 01:17:54,890 --> 01:17:56,140
- My head gasket cracked.
- 1030
- 01:17:56,308 --> 01:17:59,393
- And the goddamn prick at the shop
- wants to bend me over for 2 100.
- 1031
- 01:17:59,561 --> 01:18:00,561
- Oh, please.
- 1032
- 01:18:00,729 --> 01:18:04,398
- I replaced the tranny in my Tahoe,
- and the sons of bitches fucked me hard.
- 1033
- 01:18:04,566 --> 01:18:08,235
- -Just under 3200.
- -Goddamn thieves. It ain't right.
- 1034
- 01:18:09,112 --> 01:18:10,696
- You got that right.
- 1035
- 01:18:10,864 --> 01:18:15,534
- Okay, come on in on Monday,
- and we'll find something for you to do.
- 1036
- 01:18:16,286 --> 01:18:20,456
- -Thanks, Mr. Kennedy.
- -It's Tim. And what's your name again?
- 1037
- 01:18:20,624 --> 01:18:23,084
- -Thao.
- -"Tuh," okay.
- 1038
- 01:18:23,251 --> 01:18:25,127
- You owe me one, Walt.
- 1039
- 01:18:25,295 --> 01:18:28,589
- Yeah. Well, I'll buy you a fruitcake
- for Christmas.
- 1040
- 01:18:28,757 --> 01:18:33,552
- Fuck the fruitcake. How about you just
- hand over them keys to that Gran Torino?
- 1041
- 01:18:34,638 --> 01:18:38,182
- -Why the hell does everybody want my car?
- -Well, I'm not surprised.
- 1042
- 01:18:38,350 --> 01:18:42,728
- Yeah, you don't know the half of it.
- All right, come on, zipperhead.
- 1043
- 01:18:42,896 --> 01:18:47,233
- We'll let the mick stay here
- and play with himself.
- 1044
- 01:19:07,546 --> 01:19:08,963
- What are we doing?
- 1045
- 01:19:09,131 --> 01:19:13,467
- What do you wanna do?
- Carry your tools in a rice bag?
- 1046
- 01:19:21,977 --> 01:19:24,979
- Here we are. You can use one of these.
- 1047
- 01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:28,149
- And you'll need one of these. Here.
- 1048
- 01:19:29,401 --> 01:19:31,694
- - I can't afford any of this.
- - I'll cover it.
- 1049
- 01:19:31,862 --> 01:19:33,988
- You can pay me back
- on your first paycheck.
- 1050
- 01:19:34,156 --> 01:19:37,867
- Cool.
- -Here. You'll need something like that.
- 1051
- 01:19:38,034 --> 01:19:41,245
- Now, this is what I'm looking for.
- Here, tool belt.
- 1052
- 01:19:41,997 --> 01:19:43,414
- -There you go.
- -Not to bitch...
- 1053
- 01:19:43,582 --> 01:19:45,332
- ...but won't I be needing some tools?
- 1054
- 01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:50,004
- Tools I've got, but I'm not gonna lend my
- tool belt. You can pick up tools as you go.
- 1055
- 01:19:50,172 --> 01:19:52,715
- -I really appreciate all this.
- -Forget it.
- 1056
- 01:19:52,883 --> 01:19:56,177
- No. I really do. Thank you.
- 1057
- 01:20:31,922 --> 01:20:34,131
- What's up, homeboy? What you doing?
- 1058
- 01:20:34,299 --> 01:20:36,842
- - What up, man?
- - What you got, punk?
- 1059
- 01:20:37,010 --> 01:20:40,679
- -Just checking up on my little cousin.
- Yeah, man.
- 1060
- 01:20:41,389 --> 01:20:45,434
- -Our little cousin. What's this?
- Where you coming from, man?
- 1061
- 01:20:45,602 --> 01:20:47,895
- I'm coming home from work.
- 1062
- 01:20:48,063 --> 01:20:50,231
- Not that you guys would know
- much about that.
- 1063
- 01:20:50,398 --> 01:20:51,857
- So it's true. You got a job.
- 1064
- 01:20:52,025 --> 01:20:54,151
- You can't just leave me alone?
- -What?
- 1065
- 01:20:54,903 --> 01:20:55,986
- Hey, dog, check this out.
- 1066
- 01:20:57,364 --> 01:20:58,405
- You scared, huh?
- 1067
- 01:20:58,573 --> 01:20:59,949
- Who bought this shit for you? Your dad?
- 1068
- 01:21:00,116 --> 01:21:01,742
- -What do you want?
- -Your dad bought this?
- 1069
- 01:21:01,910 --> 01:21:04,578
- - Keep your hands off my stuff.
- - Give me the fucking hat.
- 1070
- 01:21:04,746 --> 01:21:08,707
- -Why the fuck you gotta make me look bad?
- Keep your hands off my stuff!
- 1071
- 01:21:08,875 --> 01:21:10,334
- Smashing's my job, man.
- 1072
- 01:21:12,379 --> 01:21:14,839
- -Yo, give me that.
- Hey, come on. That's my stuff.
- 1073
- 01:21:15,006 --> 01:21:16,841
- Throw it over the fence, man, fuck it.
- 1074
- 01:21:17,592 --> 01:21:20,177
- - Let me go. Let me go.
- - Hey, you little bitch.
- 1075
- 01:21:20,345 --> 01:21:22,096
- Give me that, man. Give me that.
- 1076
- 01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:27,935
- -What's the phrase I'm looking for?
- Fuck him up.
- 1077
- 01:21:28,103 --> 01:21:30,521
- Oh, yeah. Saving face.
- 1078
- 01:21:38,363 --> 01:21:43,033
- -Hey there.
- -Hey. I gotta run.
- 1079
- 01:21:43,285 --> 01:21:45,744
- Haven't seen you in a few days.
- Where you been?
- 1080
- 01:21:45,912 --> 01:21:47,788
- -Been busy.
- -Yeah.
- 1081
- 01:21:48,957 --> 01:21:50,666
- Busy, huh?
- 1082
- 01:21:52,294 --> 01:21:53,961
- Hey.
- 1083
- 01:21:54,129 --> 01:21:57,131
- -What the hell happened to you?
- -Don't worry about it.
- 1084
- 01:21:57,299 --> 01:21:59,967
- What do you mean, don't worry about it?
- Look at your face.
- 1085
- 01:22:00,135 --> 01:22:02,803
- I said, don't worry about it.
- Okay? It's not your problem.
- 1086
- 01:22:02,971 --> 01:22:04,471
- When?
- 1087
- 01:22:04,931 --> 01:22:08,434
- Grabbed me a couple days ago,
- right after I got off work.
- 1088
- 01:22:08,602 --> 01:22:10,227
- Cowards.
- 1089
- 01:22:10,645 --> 01:22:14,940
- I did everything I could possibly do,
- but they broke some of your tools.
- 1090
- 01:22:15,483 --> 01:22:18,986
- -I'll replace them.
- -Don't worry about the tools.
- 1091
- 01:22:22,824 --> 01:22:25,367
- Where does your cousin live?
- 1092
- 01:22:27,746 --> 01:22:30,998
- No, Walt. I'll be okay.
- 1093
- 01:22:31,166 --> 01:22:35,169
- -I don't want you to do anything.
- -All right.
- 1094
- 01:22:35,962 --> 01:22:40,674
- If you need any extra tools,
- you just let me know.
- 1095
- 01:22:41,343 --> 01:22:43,636
- Well, I could use a roofing hammer.
- 1096
- 01:22:44,137 --> 01:22:47,306
- Good. Go in my garage and get it.
- 1097
- 01:23:23,385 --> 01:23:25,719
- That should be the last of them.
- 1098
- 01:23:32,394 --> 01:23:33,560
- Hey.
- 1099
- 01:23:51,079 --> 01:23:55,249
- All right. Here's the deal.
- You stay away from Thao, understand?
- 1100
- 01:23:55,417 --> 01:23:58,210
- You tell your friends
- to stay away from Thao.
- 1101
- 01:23:58,378 --> 01:24:01,380
- If they don't listen, tell them
- you don't wanna see them anymore.
- 1102
- 01:24:01,548 --> 01:24:03,257
- That's it. Got it?
- 1103
- 01:24:03,425 --> 01:24:05,968
- I'll take that as a yes.
- If I have to come back here...
- 1104
- 01:24:06,136 --> 01:24:08,971
- ...it's gonna get fucking ugly.
- 1105
- 01:24:32,954 --> 01:24:35,289
- Get out of my way.
- 1106
- 01:24:53,266 --> 01:24:57,770
- How do you want your dog?
- I mean, steak?
- 1107
- 01:24:57,937 --> 01:25:01,315
- Funny.
- -I told you, we only eat cats.
- 1108
- 01:25:01,483 --> 01:25:04,193
- Yeah. Well.
- 1109
- 01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:06,695
- Whoa. I've never
- seen you like this before.
- 1110
- 01:25:06,863 --> 01:25:09,740
- I'm feeling good. You know,
- I got beautiful women, great food.
- 1111
- 01:25:09,908 --> 01:25:12,993
- And Thao.
- -And even Thao isn't bugging me.
- 1112
- 01:25:13,328 --> 01:25:15,370
- -Having a good time, I see.
- -Yeah.
- 1113
- 01:25:15,538 --> 01:25:19,416
- And it never ends.
- -What happened to your knuckles anyways?
- 1114
- 01:25:21,002 --> 01:25:23,712
- I slipped in the shower. No big problem.
- 1115
- 01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:26,507
- Look, now, Yum Yum,
- if he doesn't ask you out...
- 1116
- 01:25:26,674 --> 01:25:28,175
- ...I'm gonna ask you out.
- 1117
- 01:25:28,343 --> 01:25:32,596
- Youa, don't listen to him, Youa.
- He's a white devil.
- 1118
- 01:25:32,764 --> 01:25:34,681
- Yeah, I am. I'm the white devil.
- 1119
- 01:25:34,849 --> 01:25:37,518
- I'd love to, Walt, but he beat you to it.
- 1120
- 01:25:37,685 --> 01:25:41,772
- Really? No kidding.
- Dinner and a movie or what?
- 1121
- 01:25:45,693 --> 01:25:48,195
- Yeah. They're taking the bus.
- 1122
- 01:25:48,696 --> 01:25:50,572
- No, you can't take the bus.
- 1123
- 01:25:50,740 --> 01:25:53,534
- We gotta get you something
- more stylish than that.
- 1124
- 01:25:53,701 --> 01:25:55,994
- Like what? Take a limo?
- 1125
- 01:25:57,330 --> 01:25:58,372
- How about that?
- 1126
- 01:26:02,001 --> 01:26:04,461
- -The Gran Torino?
- -Yeah.
- 1127
- 01:26:04,629 --> 01:26:09,133
- -You'd let me take the Gran Torino?
- -Yeah, I'd let you take the Gran Torino.
- 1128
- 01:26:09,300 --> 01:26:10,384
- Really?
- 1129
- 01:26:11,636 --> 01:26:14,054
- Yeah, really.
- 1130
- 01:26:17,559 --> 01:26:19,184
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 1131
- 01:26:20,854 --> 01:26:23,147
- Here's the pitch. And a strike.
- 1132
- 01:27:00,852 --> 01:27:02,019
- Is everybody all right?
- 1133
- 01:27:06,691 --> 01:27:09,902
- You're all right. You're okay.
- You've got a cut.
- 1134
- 01:27:10,069 --> 01:27:13,697
- It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
- Where's grandma?
- 1135
- 01:27:15,742 --> 01:27:18,535
- Where is Sue? Where is Sue?
- 1136
- 01:27:18,703 --> 01:27:21,163
- -She went to our aunt's.
- -Your aunt's? You sure?
- 1137
- 01:27:21,331 --> 01:27:24,625
- -Yeah.
- -Get on the phone and call right now.
- 1138
- 01:27:56,908 --> 01:27:59,660
- I knew this was gonna happen.
- 1139
- 01:28:00,161 --> 01:28:03,580
- Tried to-- What the hell am I doing here?
- 1140
- 01:28:03,748 --> 01:28:07,459
- Well, maybe some of her friends called
- and they changed plans.
- 1141
- 01:28:08,002 --> 01:28:09,711
- Yeah.
- 1142
- 01:28:11,881 --> 01:28:17,844
- In the war, we just lost a lot of friends,
- but you're kind of set for it.
- 1143
- 01:28:18,012 --> 01:28:20,138
- You're geared to it.
- 1144
- 01:29:17,238 --> 01:29:22,284
- No, no, no.
- 1145
- 01:29:29,542 --> 01:29:32,544
- You fuck! You rotten fuck!
- 1146
- 01:30:24,055 --> 01:30:26,139
- Mr. Kowalski?
- 1147
- 01:30:35,775 --> 01:30:41,113
- -You okay?
- -Yeah. I'm okay.
- 1148
- 01:30:41,406 --> 01:30:42,739
- The police finally left.
- 1149
- 01:30:43,699 --> 01:30:45,409
- No one's talking.
- 1150
- 01:30:45,952 --> 01:30:48,912
- One thing about the Hmong,
- they keep their mouths shut.
- 1151
- 01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:50,664
- Yeah, I've noticed that.
- 1152
- 01:30:58,256 --> 01:31:02,509
- You know, Thao and Sue are never
- gonna find peace in this world...
- 1153
- 01:31:03,511 --> 01:31:05,011
- ...as long as that gang's around.
- 1154
- 01:31:06,931 --> 01:31:09,850
- Until they go away, you know, forever.
- 1155
- 01:31:13,312 --> 01:31:14,980
- What are you saying?
- 1156
- 01:31:15,648 --> 01:31:18,024
- You know what I'm saying.
- 1157
- 01:31:19,235 --> 01:31:21,361
- I took Sue to the hospital.
- 1158
- 01:31:22,196 --> 01:31:26,116
- She's scared. They're all scared.
- 1159
- 01:31:26,492 --> 01:31:27,993
- Yeah.
- 1160
- 01:31:29,579 --> 01:31:31,037
- Thao, especially.
- 1161
- 01:31:31,205 --> 01:31:34,207
- He's sitting out there right now,
- staring at your front door.
- 1162
- 01:31:35,668 --> 01:31:38,295
- You know what he expects,
- Mr. Kowalski.
- 1163
- 01:31:39,714 --> 01:31:41,339
- What would you do?
- 1164
- 01:31:42,383 --> 01:31:46,720
- -What should Thao do?
- -I know what I would do if I was you.
- 1165
- 01:31:47,722 --> 01:31:51,892
- -Or at least what you think you should do.
- -Really?
- 1166
- 01:31:52,351 --> 01:31:55,562
- If I was Thao,
- I guess I'd want vengeance.
- 1167
- 01:31:55,730 --> 01:31:59,316
- I'd wanna stand shoulder to shoulder
- with you and kill those guys.
- 1168
- 01:32:00,359 --> 01:32:01,735
- And you?
- 1169
- 01:32:02,570 --> 01:32:04,029
- What would I do?
- 1170
- 01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:09,326
- I'd come over here and talk to you,
- I guess.
- 1171
- 01:32:11,162 --> 01:32:14,915
- I know you're close with these people,
- but this pisses me off too, Mr. Kowalski.
- 1172
- 01:32:17,919 --> 01:32:19,377
- Want a beer?
- 1173
- 01:32:19,921 --> 01:32:21,254
- I'd love one.
- 1174
- 01:32:21,422 --> 01:32:24,883
- There's some in the chest
- right over there behind you.
- 1175
- 01:32:50,284 --> 01:32:51,910
- Damn all this.
- 1176
- 01:32:53,371 --> 01:32:57,290
- -Just isn't fair.
- -Nothing's fair, Father.
- 1177
- 01:33:00,628 --> 01:33:02,963
- So, what are you gonna do,
- Mr. Kowalski?
- 1178
- 01:33:05,049 --> 01:33:06,716
- Call me Walt.
- 1179
- 01:33:07,885 --> 01:33:09,469
- All right.
- 1180
- 01:33:10,680 --> 01:33:12,722
- What are you gonna do, Walt?
- 1181
- 01:33:13,474 --> 01:33:15,225
- I don't know...
- 1182
- 01:33:15,977 --> 01:33:17,978
- ...but I'll think of something.
- 1183
- 01:33:19,313 --> 01:33:22,857
- Whatever it is,
- they won't have a chance.
- 1184
- 01:33:34,620 --> 01:33:35,662
- What are you doing?
- 1185
- 01:33:36,956 --> 01:33:41,084
- -Thinking.
- -Thinking? Thinking time is over.
- 1186
- 01:33:41,252 --> 01:33:44,421
- Now it's time to knock the shit
- out of those pricks.
- 1187
- 01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:48,842
- I know you don't wanna hear this,
- but now's the time to stay calm.
- 1188
- 01:33:49,010 --> 01:33:51,052
- Calm? You want me to be calm?
- 1189
- 01:33:51,220 --> 01:33:56,016
- We stay calm or else mistakes get made.
- We have to step back from this thing.
- 1190
- 01:33:56,934 --> 01:34:00,103
- No. Don't let me down, Walt. Not you.
- 1191
- 01:34:00,271 --> 01:34:02,355
- This is gonna end today.
- 1192
- 01:34:03,149 --> 01:34:04,274
- Sit down.
- 1193
- 01:34:04,442 --> 01:34:07,902
- -I don't wanna sit.
- -I said, sit down.
- 1194
- 01:34:11,532 --> 01:34:15,869
- Now, listen to me. We gotta plan this,
- and plan it very carefully.
- 1195
- 01:34:16,454 --> 01:34:18,413
- We can't make any mistakes.
- 1196
- 01:34:18,581 --> 01:34:21,458
- Now, you know I'm the right man
- for this job.
- 1197
- 01:34:21,626 --> 01:34:23,877
- So I want you to go home
- and stay calm...
- 1198
- 01:34:24,045 --> 01:34:26,713
- ...and come back here
- at 4 this afternoon.
- 1199
- 01:34:26,881 --> 01:34:31,885
- -And what needs to be done will be done.
- -I say we go now. Right now.
- 1200
- 01:34:32,053 --> 01:34:35,055
- And what? Kill that cousin of yours
- and the rest of those zips?
- 1201
- 01:34:35,222 --> 01:34:38,308
- Mr. Tough Guy out for blood
- all of a sudden?
- 1202
- 01:34:38,476 --> 01:34:40,935
- You know nothing about it.
- 1203
- 01:34:43,898 --> 01:34:47,901
- Now go home and you stay calm.
- 1204
- 01:34:48,069 --> 01:34:51,154
- Come back here at 4. All right?
- 1205
- 01:34:53,074 --> 01:34:54,866
- Okay?
- 1206
- 01:34:57,203 --> 01:34:58,745
- Okay.
- 1207
- 01:35:27,733 --> 01:35:31,569
- Yeah. I know, I know.
- Give me a break, will you?
- 1208
- 01:35:31,737 --> 01:35:34,948
- It's the first time I've ever smoked
- in the house.
- 1209
- 01:35:36,867 --> 01:35:40,870
- Let a man enjoy himself, would you, girl?
- 1210
- 01:35:44,083 --> 01:35:46,334
- All finished. Ten dollars American.
- 1211
- 01:35:46,502 --> 01:35:50,046
- I don't suppose your Guinea hands
- are steady enough to do a straight shave?
- 1212
- 01:35:50,214 --> 01:35:52,882
- Straight shave? You've never asked
- for a straight shave.
- 1213
- 01:35:53,050 --> 01:35:57,095
- I know, but I've always wondered about it.
- That's unless you're too busy.
- 1214
- 01:35:57,263 --> 01:36:01,725
- -No, just let me heat up a towel.
- -Yeah. And here, here's a 20.
- 1215
- 01:36:01,892 --> 01:36:06,396
- Keep the change. That's just in case
- you hit my jugular.
- 1216
- 01:36:14,447 --> 01:36:16,990
- It's gonna take about one hour.
- 1217
- 01:36:17,158 --> 01:36:19,826
- We gonna shorten the sleeves a little bit.
- 1218
- 01:36:20,578 --> 01:36:22,829
- Gonna fix the shoulder.
- 1219
- 01:36:22,997 --> 01:36:27,417
- -Yeah. I never had a fitted suit before.
- -Yes, sir.
- 1220
- 01:36:27,585 --> 01:36:31,004
- -Mm-hm.
- -You look very good.
- 1221
- 01:36:38,804 --> 01:36:42,265
- -What can I do for you, Mr. Kowalski?
- -I'm here for a confession.
- 1222
- 01:36:43,017 --> 01:36:45,018
- Oh, Lord Jesus. What have you done?
- 1223
- 01:36:45,186 --> 01:36:47,937
- -Nothing. You just take it easy, now.
- -What are you up to?
- 1224
- 01:36:48,105 --> 01:36:50,482
- Are you gonna give me a confession
- or not?
- 1225
- 01:36:54,111 --> 01:36:56,321
- How long has it been
- since your last confession?
- 1226
- 01:36:56,489 --> 01:36:58,865
- Oh, forever.
- 1227
- 01:37:00,493 --> 01:37:03,703
- Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
- 1228
- 01:37:03,871 --> 01:37:06,206
- What are your sins, my son?
- 1229
- 01:37:07,541 --> 01:37:11,795
- Well, in 1 968, I kissed Betty Jablonski...
- 1230
- 01:37:11,962 --> 01:37:14,631
- ...at the factory Christmas party.
- 1231
- 01:37:14,799 --> 01:37:18,051
- Dorothy was in the other room
- with the other wives.
- 1232
- 01:37:18,719 --> 01:37:20,845
- It just happened.
- 1233
- 01:37:21,222 --> 01:37:23,306
- Yes, go on.
- 1234
- 01:37:23,474 --> 01:37:27,227
- Well, I made a 900-dollar profit
- selling a boat and a motor.
- 1235
- 01:37:27,895 --> 01:37:31,314
- I didn't pay the taxes.
- It's the same as stealing.
- 1236
- 01:37:32,066 --> 01:37:33,900
- Yes, fine.
- 1237
- 01:37:34,735 --> 01:37:36,236
- Oh, lastly...
- 1238
- 01:37:37,905 --> 01:37:41,366
- ...I was never very close
- with my two sons.
- 1239
- 01:37:42,076 --> 01:37:45,203
- I don't know them. I didn't know how.
- 1240
- 01:37:47,915 --> 01:37:49,499
- That's it?
- 1241
- 01:37:49,708 --> 01:37:54,921
- That's it? It's bothered me
- most of my life.
- 1242
- 01:37:56,340 --> 01:37:59,384
- Say 10 "Hail Marys"
- and five "Our Fathers."
- 1243
- 01:37:59,552 --> 01:38:04,055
- God loves you and forgives you,
- and I absolve you of all your sins.
- 1244
- 01:38:04,223 --> 01:38:08,601
- In the name of the Father, the Son,
- and the Holy Spirit.
- 1245
- 01:38:09,770 --> 01:38:12,105
- Thank you, Padre.
- 1246
- 01:38:15,150 --> 01:38:18,194
- Are you going to retaliate
- for what happened to Sue?
- 1247
- 01:38:19,154 --> 01:38:21,531
- I'm going over to that house today,
- Mr. Kowalski.
- 1248
- 01:38:21,699 --> 01:38:22,740
- Is that so?
- 1249
- 01:38:22,908 --> 01:38:27,120
- It is. And every other day until you see
- the folly in what you're planning.
- 1250
- 01:38:27,288 --> 01:38:31,624
- -Busy day. Gotta go.
- -Go in peace.
- 1251
- 01:38:32,710 --> 01:38:35,128
- Oh, I am at peace.
- 1252
- 01:38:37,631 --> 01:38:39,966
- Jesus Christ.
- 1253
- 01:38:53,814 --> 01:38:55,982
- So which one's mine?
- 1254
- 01:38:57,151 --> 01:39:00,320
- You ever fired a weapon before?
- 1255
- 01:39:00,487 --> 01:39:02,238
- No.
- 1256
- 01:39:04,491 --> 01:39:06,784
- Well, why don't you put that one down?
- 1257
- 01:39:06,952 --> 01:39:09,245
- And I got something I wanna show you.
- Come on.
- 1258
- 01:39:09,413 --> 01:39:11,331
- What?
- 1259
- 01:39:14,877 --> 01:39:20,006
- 1 952, we were sent up to take out
- a chink machine-gun nest.
- 1260
- 01:39:20,174 --> 01:39:22,258
- Been shredding us up pretty good.
- 1261
- 01:39:22,426 --> 01:39:24,802
- I was the only one
- that came back that day.
- 1262
- 01:39:24,970 --> 01:39:28,848
- For that, they gave me a Silver Star.
- Here it is.
- 1263
- 01:39:30,559 --> 01:39:33,519
- Here. I want you to have it.
- 1264
- 01:39:34,188 --> 01:39:35,855
- Why?
- 1265
- 01:39:36,023 --> 01:39:40,109
- Why? Because we all knew the dangers
- that night, but we went anyway.
- 1266
- 01:39:40,277 --> 01:39:42,695
- That's the way it might be tonight.
- 1267
- 01:39:42,863 --> 01:39:45,031
- There's always a chance
- you don't come back.
- 1268
- 01:39:45,199 --> 01:39:48,534
- The hell we won't. We're gonna roll up
- in there and tear some ass.
- 1269
- 01:39:48,702 --> 01:39:52,372
- That's foolish. That's the exact reaction
- they're waiting for.
- 1270
- 01:39:52,539 --> 01:39:54,207
- Go ahead and close this up.
- 1271
- 01:39:54,708 --> 01:39:57,877
- -How many?
- -How many what?
- 1272
- 01:39:58,253 --> 01:40:01,214
- How many men did you kill in Korea?
- 1273
- 01:40:01,632 --> 01:40:06,552
- -Thirteen. Maybe more.
- -What was it like to kill a man?
- 1274
- 01:40:07,429 --> 01:40:09,764
- You don't wanna know.
- 1275
- 01:40:10,432 --> 01:40:12,642
- Now close it up.
- 1276
- 01:40:27,574 --> 01:40:31,077
- Walt. Walt. What are you doing?
- 1277
- 01:40:31,912 --> 01:40:35,832
- -What are you doing?
- -Relax. You can't get out of there.
- 1278
- 01:40:36,000 --> 01:40:38,584
- You let me out right now.
- Let me out.
- 1279
- 01:40:38,752 --> 01:40:42,088
- -Fucking let me out or I'll fucking kill you.
- -Shut the fuck up.
- 1280
- 01:40:42,756 --> 01:40:44,799
- You wanna know what it's like
- to kill a man?
- 1281
- 01:40:44,967 --> 01:40:46,968
- Well, it's goddamn awful,
- that's what it is.
- 1282
- 01:40:47,136 --> 01:40:49,053
- The only thing worse
- is getting a medal...
- 1283
- 01:40:49,221 --> 01:40:53,182
- ...for killing some poor kid
- that wanted to just give up, that's all.
- 1284
- 01:40:53,350 --> 01:40:56,352
- Yeah, some scared little gook
- just like you.
- 1285
- 01:40:56,520 --> 01:41:00,440
- I shot him in the face with that rifle
- you were holding in there a while ago.
- 1286
- 01:41:00,607 --> 01:41:04,944
- Not a day goes by that I don't think about it,
- and you don't want that on your soul.
- 1287
- 01:41:05,112 --> 01:41:07,739
- Now, I got blood on my hands.
- I'm soiled.
- 1288
- 01:41:07,906 --> 01:41:11,034
- That's why I'm going it alone tonight.
- 1289
- 01:41:11,201 --> 01:41:15,413
- Walt. You take me with you right now.
- Let me out!
- 1290
- 01:41:15,581 --> 01:41:20,293
- Look, you've come a long way.
- I'm proud to say that you're my friend...
- 1291
- 01:41:20,461 --> 01:41:24,297
- ...but you got your whole life ahead of you.
- But me, I finish things.
- 1292
- 01:41:24,465 --> 01:41:28,134
- That's what I do. And I'm going it alone.
- 1293
- 01:41:28,302 --> 01:41:32,346
- No. Wait! Walt! Walt!
- 1294
- 01:41:32,514 --> 01:41:36,225
- Walt! Walt! Walt!
- 1295
- 01:41:50,491 --> 01:41:53,701
- Look, I need you to watch my dog.
- 1296
- 01:41:55,496 --> 01:41:57,830
- Yeah, I love you too.
- 1297
- 01:42:03,212 --> 01:42:05,755
- Yeah, she's old too.
- 1298
- 01:42:06,507 --> 01:42:11,677
- Bye-bye, sweetheart. Take it easy.
- Her name is Daisy.
- 1299
- 01:42:28,070 --> 01:42:30,321
- -Hello?
- It's Walt.
- 1300
- 01:42:30,489 --> 01:42:33,658
- The keys to my house are under
- the ceramic turtle on the porch.
- 1301
- 01:42:33,826 --> 01:42:37,620
- Let yourself in. Your brother's
- in the basement. I gotta go.
- 1302
- 01:42:53,887 --> 01:42:56,848
- Sorry, Father, we have to go.
- 1303
- 01:42:57,015 --> 01:43:00,518
- I'm telling you, if we're not here,
- there will be bloodshed.
- 1304
- 01:43:00,686 --> 01:43:02,520
- We've been here for hours.
- 1305
- 01:43:02,688 --> 01:43:04,939
- We can't afford to anchor a unit
- to one location.
- 1306
- 01:43:05,107 --> 01:43:06,566
- I'm begging you to stay.
- 1307
- 01:43:07,192 --> 01:43:09,735
- Just got word from my sergeant.
- We're pulling the plug.
- 1308
- 01:43:10,737 --> 01:43:13,573
- -I'm staying.
- -No, you aren't.
- 1309
- 01:43:14,825 --> 01:43:18,744
- We have specific orders. You came with us,
- you're leaving with us.
- 1310
- 01:43:18,912 --> 01:43:20,746
- Watch your head.
- 1311
- 01:43:30,257 --> 01:43:32,842
- Sue. Over here. Over here.
- 1312
- 01:43:33,010 --> 01:43:34,635
- -Come unlock this.
- What's going on?
- 1313
- 01:43:34,803 --> 01:43:38,764
- He left without me.
- He went to Smokie's without me.
- 1314
- 01:43:39,933 --> 01:43:41,767
- Thao!
- 1315
- 01:44:06,210 --> 01:44:08,044
- What the fuck, man?
- 1316
- 01:44:11,798 --> 01:44:14,300
- Any swamp rats in there?
- 1317
- 01:44:15,219 --> 01:44:17,929
- -I didn't think your ass would've came.
- -Shut up, gook.
- 1318
- 01:44:19,097 --> 01:44:22,808
- I got nothing to say to you,
- shrimp-dick midget like you.
- 1319
- 01:44:26,480 --> 01:44:30,775
- Yeah, yeah. You go ahead,
- watch out for your boyfriend.
- 1320
- 01:44:30,943 --> 01:44:35,571
- Because it was either he or you or someone
- who raped one of their own family.
- 1321
- 01:44:35,739 --> 01:44:37,990
- Your own blood, for chrissake.
- 1322
- 01:44:38,992 --> 01:44:42,870
- Now, go ahead and pull those pistols
- like miniature cowboys.
- 1323
- 01:44:43,038 --> 01:44:45,164
- -Go ahead.
- -So where's Thao at?
- 1324
- 01:44:45,332 --> 01:44:49,210
- -That pussy motherfucker couldn't come?
- -Don't worry about Thao.
- 1325
- 01:44:49,378 --> 01:44:52,463
- Thao's got not one second for you.
- 1326
- 01:44:53,215 --> 01:44:56,425
- Says who? You?
- 1327
- 01:44:57,094 --> 01:44:59,136
- What the fuck you gonna do, old man?
- 1328
- 01:45:02,307 --> 01:45:03,349
- What you gonna do...
- 1329
- 01:45:03,517 --> 01:45:05,017
- -...punk ass old man?
- Bitch.
- 1330
- 01:45:05,894 --> 01:45:09,021
- -Kind of jumpy, aren't we?
- -Shut the fuck up.
- 1331
- 01:45:09,189 --> 01:45:11,148
- You shut the fuck up.
- 1332
- 01:45:22,619 --> 01:45:25,371
- -Got a light?
- What the fuck?
- 1333
- 01:45:29,376 --> 01:45:31,168
- No.
- 1334
- 01:45:32,045 --> 01:45:35,715
- Me. I've got a light.
- 1335
- 01:45:39,511 --> 01:45:41,679
- Hail Mary, full of grace.
- 1336
- 01:46:47,704 --> 01:46:50,122
- -Yes, Sergeant.
- What happened?
- 1337
- 01:46:50,290 --> 01:46:52,458
- -You need to step back.
- -He's a friend of mine.
- 1338
- 01:46:52,626 --> 01:46:54,502
- I said, step back.
- 1339
- 01:46:55,712 --> 01:46:57,963
- Hey, did you hear him? Step back.
- 1340
- 01:46:58,131 --> 01:47:00,466
- -What happened?
- -Hey, step back.
- 1341
- 01:47:01,635 --> 01:47:02,802
- He's my friend.
- 1342
- 01:47:03,095 --> 01:47:04,470
- Please, it's important.
- 1343
- 01:47:05,430 --> 01:47:08,057
- He went for his lighter and they shot him.
- 1344
- 01:47:08,225 --> 01:47:10,810
- He didn't even have a gun on him.
- 1345
- 01:47:13,688 --> 01:47:15,314
- This time we have witnesses.
- 1346
- 01:47:15,607 --> 01:47:17,358
- These guys will be locked up
- for a long time.
- 1347
- 01:47:17,526 --> 01:47:19,318
- Officer Chang! Get those people back.
- 1348
- 01:47:19,486 --> 01:47:22,530
- You have to step back now, okay?
- 1349
- 01:47:41,383 --> 01:47:43,968
- Get them the fuck out of here.
- Get them out of here.
- 1350
- 01:49:22,651 --> 01:49:27,279
- Walt Kowalski once said to me that I
- didn't know anything about life or death...
- 1351
- 01:49:27,447 --> 01:49:31,909
- ...because I was an over-educated,
- 27-year-old virgin...
- 1352
- 01:49:32,077 --> 01:49:35,955
- ...who held the hands of superstitious old
- women and promised them eternity.
- 1353
- 01:49:37,874 --> 01:49:40,751
- Walt definitely had no problem
- calling it like he saw it...
- 1354
- 01:49:41,503 --> 01:49:43,629
- ...but he was right.
- 1355
- 01:49:43,797 --> 01:49:48,968
- I knew really nothing about life or death
- until I got to know Walt.
- 1356
- 01:49:50,011 --> 01:49:52,054
- And, boy, did I learn.
- 1357
- 01:49:58,687 --> 01:50:02,648
- "And I wanna leave my house to the church
- because Dorothy would've liked it."
- 1358
- 01:50:06,027 --> 01:50:08,612
- Now, which brings us to our last item,
- and again...
- 1359
- 01:50:08,780 --> 01:50:11,615
- ...please excuse the language
- in Mr. Kowalski's will.
- 1360
- 01:50:11,783 --> 01:50:14,577
- I'm simply reading it
- the way it was written.
- 1361
- 01:50:15,996 --> 01:50:21,625
- "And I'd like to leave
- my 1 972 Gran Torino...
- 1362
- 01:50:26,172 --> 01:50:28,299
- ...to my friend...
- 1363
- 01:50:29,509 --> 01:50:32,845
- ...Thao Vang Lor...
- 1364
- 01:50:33,013 --> 01:50:37,182
- ...on the condition that you don't chop-top
- the roof like one of those beaners...
- 1365
- 01:50:37,350 --> 01:50:42,438
- ...don't paint any idiotic flames on it
- like some white-trash hillbilly...
- 1366
- 01:50:42,606 --> 01:50:45,065
- ...and don't put a big, gay spoiler
- on the rear end...
- 1367
- 01:50:45,233 --> 01:50:47,943
- ...like you see
- on all the other zipperheads' cars.
- 1368
- 01:50:48,111 --> 01:50:49,570
- It just looks like hell.
- 1369
- 01:50:49,738 --> 01:50:54,450
- If you can refrain from doing any of that,
- it's yours."
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