Atrasts sarunu biedrs - saki 'Sveiks'
Me Hello
Stranger H3Y
Me Oh Hello Terezi
Stranger H3Y K4N4Y4
Stranger WH4TS UP?
Me Oh No This Is Not Terezi It Is Karkat
Me This Is The New Way I Type I Think It Is Much Better
Stranger 1 N3V3R S41D YOU W3R3 T3R3Z1
Me Wait Er
Me Did I Say
Me I Meant Kanaya
Stranger OK4Y TH4TS WH4T 1 THOUGHT YOU M34NT
Me That Was One Of My Many Rage Fueled Mistakes
Stranger BUT WH4T M4D3 YOU TH1NK OF T3R3Z1?
Me The Fact I Am Speaking To You Of Course
Stranger WH4T DO YOU M34N?
Stranger 1 4M CL34RLY ROS3
Me What
Stranger TH1S 1S CL34RLY JUST M3 B31NG S4RC4ST1NG 4ND 1NS1NC3R3 L1K3 4LW4YS
Stranger 1 SPELT S4RC4ST1C WRONG 4S 4N 3X4ML3 OF MOR3 S4RC4SM
Me Oh I See This Is A New Direction For Your Sarcasm
Me I Mean
Me I Guess I Wouldnt Really Know Being Karkat
Me But I Have Heard Things
Stranger Yes I am going to stop typing like awesome blind girls now.
Stranger What have you heard?
Me I Have Heard From Kanaya That You Enjoy Sarcasm
Me And That It Is Usually Very Pointless And Vague And Infuriating
Me Nooksucker
Stranger Oh no, does that mean Kanaya doesn't like me?
Stranger I guess I will not tell her how I feel.
Me I Say Things Like That Sometimes Even Though I Clearly Mean No Ill Will
Me Wait What
Me No I Mean She Does Like You
Stranger No it sounds like she hates m3.
Stranger I mean me.
Me I Think So Anyways I Am Always Jumping To Conclusions
Stranger I guess I will just marry John like you said to.
Me No No She Actually Has A Crush On You I Think It Is Pretty Clear Look At Me Jumping To More Conclusions Just Because I Have A Lot Of Experience Dealing With Other Peoples Relationships
Me No What
Me What
Stranger No clearly marrying John is all there is for me.
Me What Is This What Did I Say To Do Dont Do That I Am An Idiot
Stranger But wait, I can't even marry John.
Me Yes Good
Stranger Because Vriska is in love with him too.
Me Oh Dear God
Stranger Perhaps we could share him...
Me I Believe I May Vomit
Stranger What's wrong, Karkat?
Me I Often Threaten To Vomit In A Rage Or Something Silly Like That
Me That Is All
Me And I Guess
Stranger I was so stupid thinking Kanaya would like be back.
Me You Are An Assbag Or Something
Me No She Does
Me She Definitely Does
Me I Can Tell These Things
Stranger Karkat, you don't need to lie to me. I understand.
Me Oh My God
Me No No This Is Kanaya I Was Kidding
Stranger Huh?
Stranger Karkat, what are you doing?
Me It Was A Human Prank Gone Terribly Wrong I Am Not Karkat
Stranger Is this some form of human sarcasm?
Stranger I actually know because I'm Rose.
Me No I Am Sincere Karkat Doesnt Know How to Use Human Sarcasm Anyways But I Am Not Karkat So I Guess I Could Be Using Human Sarcasm But Im Not
Stranger Karkat, this is really stupid.
Me I Am Kanaya And I Think Following Karkats Advice Is Probably A Bad Idea
Me Oh God Oh God
Me I Am Not Karkat
Me Stop Believing Me
Stranger No, it's fine. I am sure John will be willing to be with me and Vriska.
Me Damn It All Why Did I Have To Be So Convincing This
Stranger Kanaya is just too good for me.
Me At This I Mean
Me No I Am Not
Me I Am If Anything Not Good Enough For You
Me How Am I Even Admitting This
Stranger Kanaya, is that you?
Me Yes I Swear I Am Kanaya
Stranger Is this your way of letting me know how much you hate me?
Me Sweet Grand Proto Mother Grub No
Stranger Kanaya, I'm sorry. I was just so madly in love with you.
Stranger But it's okay. I understand.
Me This Is Not Happening
Me Rose I Swear This Is Kanaya And I Do Have Flushed Feelings For You You Have My Word
Stranger You do?
Me Yes Absolutely
Stranger But what about that stuff about me being infuriating?
Me No I Mean I Find Your Sarcasm Infuriating Sometimes But It Is In An Enticing Way Like A Challenge I Can Never Quite Defeat I Enjoy It Really I Do
Stranger I
Stranger I don't know what to say.
Stranger Karkat, are you pretending to be Kanaya to mess with me?
Me No I Swear It I Swear On My Life I Am Kanaya Maryam Jadeblood
Stranger Okay, well if you were as smart as Kanaya I bet you would know the exact moment I fell in love with you.
Stranger Because it was so obvious.
Me Oh Well Er
Me Can I Think On It A Moment
Stranger Sur3.
Stranger Whoops I mean sure.
Me Was It When I Defeated You Verbally In Our Little back And Forth By Retroactively Engineering What You Would Say In Our Conversations
Me Thus Proving Myself Your Intellectual Superior
Stranger What? You mean the time John pretended to be me during your first conversation?
Me What
Me No
Stranger I think you should watch that again.
Me I Mean When I Told You Exactly What You Were Going To Do In Your Next Few Conversations To Bother You And Was Perfectly Up Front About It
Me Son Of A Bitch
Stranger Excuse me while I laugh like Terezi.
Stranger H3H3H3H3
Me Alright That Was A Little Unusual I Have To Say
Stranger But no it wasn"t that.
Me Okay Then Was It When I Helped Design Your New Outfit
Me That Was A Lot Of Fun
Stranger No, but it was a lot of fun.
Stranger It was before that.
Stranger Maybe you didn't know about it?
Stranger I guess you weren't watching me when that happened.
Stranger It was the time Eridan sent me those pictures of you in the shower that he secretly took.
Me What
Me What
Me Oh God
Me You Are Being Sarcastic Haha That Was Pretty Good
Stranger No I am b3ing completly s1ncere right now
Me Alright I Didnt Want To Call Attention To This But You Seem To Be Having Some Trouble Not Using Terezis Typing Style
Stranger Sorry, I have no i3a what's wrong.
Stranger I am just distracted by the thoughts of thos pictur3s.
Me Is This Terezi
Stranger Of course not.
Stranger She doesn't know about those pictures.
Me Alright Well I Was Just Making Sure
Me What Pictures Please Tell Me That Is Still A Joke
Stranger Well, you were naked and in the shower.
Me No No No
Me Send Me Them Please
Me And Then Delete Them
Me Well I Mean
Stranger But then you will know where Eridan hides while you shower.
Me Yes That Is Very Important
Stranger Kanaya, I don't think I should send them to you.
Stranger You are better off thinking that showering is all you are doing in these photos.
Me Alright My Nasal Cavity Has Begun Hemorrhaging Now
Stranger What is wrong?
Me What Am I Doing In Those Pictures
Stranger Um.
Stranger Showering.
Me Where Could He Possibly Be Hiding
Stranger You are doing what you usually do in the shower.
Me This Is Ludicrous
Me I Usually Clean Myself And Nothing Else And That Is Almost All I Ever Do
Stranger Almost?
Me Alright In The Interest Of Doing Things Diplomatically Here And Since We Have Admitted To Having Flushed Feelings For One Another I Am Willing To Send You A Series Of More Tasteful Nudes
Me But Only If You Send Me Those And Promise To Delete Them
Stranger I have all the nudes I need.
Me This Is Not Very Accommodating To The Relationship I Was Hoping Would Result Here
Stranger I am sorry Kanaya, but these pictures are just too good.
Me Fine Then I Have No Choice But To Turn Back Trollian To You In The Shower And See How You Like It
Stranger K4N4Y4 W41T 1TS NOT ROS3
Stranger DONT DO 1T
Me There Now I See You In The Shower With All Your Human N
Me udity
Me Oh My God
Me Why
Me Why Would You Even Do This
Stranger 1M SORRY K4N4Y4
Me Do You Have Any Idea How Heartbreaking This Is
Me And What I Just Did Oh God
Stranger W41T YOU LOOK3D 4T H3R?
Me I May Have Taken A Series Of Screenshots Of What I Now Realize Is A Completely Innocent Human Girl Bathing And
Me Discovering
Me I Have A Number Of Things To Delete And Several Minutes Of Sobbing To Do If Youll Excuse Me
Stranger K4N4Y4 1 4M SO SORRY
Stranger W41T D1SCOV3R1NG WH4T?
Me ...
Me Herself
Stranger WH4
Stranger OH
Stranger OH GOD
Me I Have Violated A Friend Of Mine Visually Thanks To You Now And I Even Enjoyed It Because Of The Circumstances I Feel Sick
Me And I Thought We
Me She
Me I Cannot Believe You
Stranger K4N4Y4 1 F33L T3RR1BL3 4BOUT TH1S
Me Good
Stranger 1S TH3R3 4NYTH1NG 1 C4N DO TO M4K3 1T UP TO YOU?
Me Yes
Me You Can
Me YOU CAN ADMIT I AM THE FUCKING MASTER AND SET A BIG SWEET PICNIC FOR THE TWO OF US ON MY BULGE, ASSMUNCHER.
Me YES.
Stranger H3H3H3
Me OH YES THIS IS SWEET.
Stranger YOU GOT M3
Me VICTORY IS BEAUTIFUL.
Stranger GOOD JOB K4RK4T
Me YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I GOT YOU.
Me YOU ARE SICK, SERIOUSLY. IF I HAD BEEN KANAYA I WOULD HAVE CHANSAWED YOU IN HALF FOR THAT BULLSHIT.
Stranger H3H3H3 Y34H 1 ST1LL F33L R34LLY B4D 4BOUT WH4T 1 D1D
Stranger 3V3N THOUGH 1T W4SNT 4CTU4LLY H3R
Me WHAT THE FUCK WAS YOUR PROBLEM EVEN? DID YOU NEVER STOP AND THINK HEY MAYBE I SHOULDN'T EXPOSE THIS GIRL'S CRUSH AND THEN LEAD HER ON LIKE SHE'S RETURNING IT?
Stranger GOD 1 4M N3V3R PR4NK1NG 4NYON3 3V3R 4G41N
Me DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ODDS ARE THE ROSE HUMAN CAN EVEN BE ATTRACTED TO OTHER FEMALES? LIKE ONE IN TWENTY OR SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT. LOOK UP HUMAN HOMOSEXUALITY.
Me YEAH YOU BETTER NOT. THAT'S AN ORDER.
Stranger 1 F33L SO SH1TTY
Stranger 1 4M 4N 4WFUL FR13ND
Me WHATEVER, NOTHING HAPPENED. DON'T GET ALL WEEPY ON ME.
Stranger TH4T DO3SNT M34N WH4T 1 D1D W4S R1GHT
Me NOPE.
Stranger 1F YOU R34LLY W3R3 H3R 1 WOULD H4V3 CRUSH3D H3R
Me YEAH, WELL, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW. JUST DON'T ACT LIKE AN IDIOT IN THE FUTURE AND YOU'LL GO BACK TO ONLY BEING A TERRIBLE EVERYTHING INSTEAD OF A TERRIBLE FRIEND SPECIFICALLY.
Me DO YOU UH. DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
Stranger C4N YOU 4T L34ST PUNCH M3 1N TH3 F4C3 B3C4US3 1 F33L L1K3 1 D3S3RV3 SOM3 K1ND OF PUN1SHM3NT
Me WOW, OKAY, YOU'RE BEATING YOURSELF UP PRETTY BAD ABOUT THIS, I MEAN IT WAS JUST STUPID IMMATURE GIRLY PRANK BULLSHIT. SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN OVER IT.
Me NOTHNG SAYS THE ROSE HUMAN DOESN'T LIKE HER, I GUESS. THEY'RE TWO SNARKY BROADS IN A VEGETATIVE GROWTH NODE.
Me NOTHING*
Stranger 1 GU3SS YOUR3 R1GHT
Me WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING TO SET THEM UP OR SOME STUPID BULLSHIT LIKE THAT IF IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
Stranger Y34H TH4TS 4 GOOD 1D34
Me I MEAN I'M BASICALLY AN EXPERT AT THIS I GUESS I COULD HELP YOU OUT.
Me YOU'D PROBABLY FUCK IT UP WITHOUT ME.
Stranger H3H3H3
Stranger 8UT 1 ST1LL TH1NK YOU SHOULD 834T TH3 SH1T OUT OF M3 FOR WH4T 1 D1D
Me WHAT THE FUCK?
Me OH, YOU ARACHNABITCH, I WILL END YOU FOR THIS BULLSHIT. THAT'S IT, I'M MAKING A MEMO ABOUT THIS ENDLESS SPIRAL OF GRUB PISS.
Me NO MORE PRETENDING TO BE OTHER ASSHOLES.
Stranger Damn it! I was doing so good 8efore!
Me EVERYONE IS THEIR OWN SPECIAL ASSHOLE AND THEY NEED TO STAY THAT ASSHOLE.
Stranger Fiiiiiiiine!
Me THIS IS OFFICIALLY OVER BEFORE I TURN OUT TO SECRETLY BE THE DAVE HUMAN AND YOU TURN OUT TO SECRETLY BE THE SAME DAVE HUMAN AND THIS WHOLE THING WAS JUST AN IRONIC SHOW TO STIMULATE MY SHAME GLOBES.
Stranger Alright, I get it.
Me BYE, AND ALSO DROP DEAD AGAIN AND STAY THAT WAY.
Stranger 8ye!
Stranger <33333333