The New Girl Part 6

>You are Anon, a perfectly normal highschool student, experiencing very abnormal circumstances.
>As it were, you had just found out that Satsuki Kiryūin and Ryūko Matoi  were actually different people.
>Yeah, you really fucked up on that one.
>Now you're standing in front of the both of them while they laugh uncontrollably.
>Not in the evil manner you were expecting either, not cackling like a evil genius when you stumble into their trap.
>Just laughing.
>Like a pair of normal people with something to laugh about.
>Suddenly you get the feeling you were wrong about more than just Ryūko being Satsuki in disguise.
>You continue to stare as the two begin to get a handle on their laughter, bringing it down to a mere chuckle.
>"You actually thought I was her?!" Ryūko asks.
Well... I...
>"And that we'd go to all this trouble for a uniform test subject?"
But... The mansion, and the...
>"How amusing" Satsuki says with a smile.

>Now, you've had a long day.
>A long confusing, and somewhat frightening day.
>A few hours ago you quite wholeheartedly thought you were going to become the unwilling test subject/sacrifice to a new breed of goku uniform.
>As ridiculous as that sounds now, at the time it was a very real threat as far as you were concerned.
>And now the very people who had put that idea in your head were laughing at you.
>Suffice it to say that you are slightly upset.
>So, you decide to voice your displeasure like the 21st century upper middle class citizen you are.
Excuse me...
>Both Ryūko and Satsuki turn their attention back to you.
But can either of you EXPLAIN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?
>Both are taken aback by your sudden outburst and exchange concerned glances.
>You however, continue your tirade.
I MEAN JESUS CHRIST! WHO ARE YOU?!
>You cast your finger at Ryūko.
WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE ME A HEADS UP? HUH?
>Ryūko gives a sheepish grin and laughs nervously.
AND YOU!
>Your finger switches target and bears down on Satsuki.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE HEAD BITCH AT HONŌJI, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!
>Satsuki casts a wary glance towards Ryūko.
I'M REAL GLAD THAT YOU FOUND THIS WHOLE INCIDENT FUNNY! BECAUSE I WAS TERRIFIED.
>You take a moment to calm yourself before you finish.
>All I'm saying is that when you drag me to a mansion that has ties to a lot of shady shit you can expect some freaking out! Now please, explain to me, what the hell is going on!
>With your tirade finished, Ryūko and Satsuki turn to each other and nod, before turning back to face you.
>"Grab a seat Anon... this'll take a while..."


>There are many scientific mysteries that baffle modern scientists.
>Where did the Malaysian flight go?
>What happened to Amelia Earhart?
>Who was phone?
>But the greatest mystery of all is how your head did not explode with the force of a a small thermonuclear warhead after the explanation you received.
>Best guess, you probably forgot 3 or so years of math class to store all that info.
>Now, you wouldn't be inclined to believe such a story however, given all that happened today you were willing to believe anything.
>Even when you were told that clothing is the ultimate lifeform.
>As you mull everything over in your head Ryūko gets up from her seat and stretches.
>"You get all that Anon?"
>Ryūko asks with a smile,
Uhh. Yeah I think so.
>"Good, sorry for not saying anything earlier."
N-no, it's fine.
>You get up from your seat and glance at your watch, checking the time.
>8:15pm
>Shit, you've been here way longer than you had expected.
Hey, its pretty late. I should get going.
>Satsuki turns looks at you.
>"Indeed, we've kept you quite long.
Gamagōri can escort you home."
No, I'm fine.
>"Nonsense, it's quite a distance. Walking will take you too long. Gamagōri can drive you."
N-no really, I've been a nuisance all day.
>"It's of no inconvenience to us. It's the least we can do after causing you such distress."
>Try as you might there was no way out of it. You were getting a ride with this 'Gamagōri'.
>You have a bad feeling about this.