episode 27

Episode 27) Secret Wars Part 6 Grindhouse:

	Welcome back to another exciting episode of Planet^2 The Faction Chronicles tonight is the night Execute Order Burn the Woodlands, tonight is the night we invade the Woodlands Mansion the people living in the Mansion have begun to prepare their defenses for hundreds of years the Woodland Hippie Commune Mobs have called the Mansion their home, their sanctuary from the elements but no more! For the Alliance of Super Evil, Oppressive Factions are here to kick down your door and non-peacefully kick you out!

	But tonight we are back with another exciting Episode of Planet^2 last time our homes traveled the globe seeking the Mansion of destiny! But they soon get lost and 75% of the group committed suicide leaving Raph alone seriously I think we need to form a group to curb the astronomically high suicide rates, but through it all, it was he who discovered the Mansion sending the coordinates back to

	Lorny he begins to make the trek to Raph so he can create a portal connecting the Nether Hub and the Mansion.
This night they continue their quest to connect the Mansion and the Nether Hub but it is slow for they need to go through the Nether, but they are also experiencing LAG due to Raph being across the world but they are in a Realms Server it shouldn’t make sense as they ponder the Minecraft Lag physics Rock ponders how long he would take to complete the Ship base but he decided if he didn’t finish by the end of the year he will burn it to the ground.

	Returning the Grinder Lorny is impressed with the way is it being completed it looks wonderful he could already hear the screams of the Dying Guardians, but as he scoped the Guardian Farm he saw something in the corner flying towards it he saw it was a Doppelganger landing he got his sword out, but the being gave him a note taking it from it Lorny read the note and was shocked it was a ransom note he should be used to this by now his son gets kidnapped all the time, he would then get a ransom note by some dumb Mafia Boos who thought he could bargain his son away but this is different Lisa was in danger he had to do something but he is no fool he knew it would be a trap.

	In the day Lorny is a simple Mafia Boss Farmer who only uses the finest manure to grow his crops, the bodies of those who didn’t pay their debt in time or underlings who have failed him one too many times but in a shocking twist of fate, he became a Pirate! Yes, a Pirate the reason for this is simple Mafia Pirates are totes cool… but our latest homie Kori is considering joining their raid but he fears he does not have enough gear to do it, but Raph explained that if he stayed behind the main group and if he was fast enough he could leach the loots from them the same way you do for MMO Boss Raids!

	Raph said they needed to attack the Mansion from the front like real men but Lorny the Mafia Rogue was like nah Fam there be a window right in front of me, we can outflank them they will not expect it at all! But Raph was having none of that he looked at him and said we need to breach their defenses and the only way that can happen it to breach their frontline, but Raph they have the most powerful defenses known to man a singular moat… But with Kori trying to reach the area he could be the one to lay the Bridge he would also be used as a human shield in case they receive fire from the Mansion D-Day style, but Kai is tired of traveling the distance so he asked Lorny to TP but here is a price for the TP, in exchange for the teleport he must give up something of worth which apparently he does not have since he tried to bargain with the Genie Lorny. He offered many things he offered to make him a Temple devoted to the worship of him flattering as that was he demanded a better offering, Kari mentioned it would take him a while to arrive and their time is precious but Raph mentioned that they waited at least 3 Fam Friday sessions in front of the Mansion they have patience they can wait..

	As they continue to wait for Kori Lorny threw an egg at the floor but is accidentally smashed into his face somehow the Minecraft Gods blessed him that day, for when the eggs broke open not one... not two... But four baby chickens it was glorious they soon migrated to their adoptive Mum but Lorny the Evil Mafia Boss cut her down Raph was horrified, but Lorny said it was ok since the Baby Chickens will always migrate he says this as he is holding the corpse of her body to them…. Be afraid be very afraid for the Rock is hiding under your bed watching you sleep menacingly when you are away he will sleep in your bed like a creep, also he comes with a curse for every bed he sleeps in will be infected with the Hepatitis-C so there is that…  As Rock was hiding under Loryn’s bed Raph was impressed with the tunnels he made was Rock an NVA Soldier in a previous life during the Vietnam War?

	But after 20 moons Kori has appeared and it is time for Operation Burn the Woodlands the Squad makes their way to the front of the Mansion, Rock killed an innocent sheep and they went past a hideous Lake behind the very cool lake Raph got the Bridge ready but he ran out of materials, Lorny soon completed it with dirt but it looked awful.

	But the Charge was called and the Squads stormed into the Mansion but as they did explosion were heard it was crazy a few more explosion was heard, going through the Mansion it was a bloodbath Kori was struck down Lorny discovered massive Kitty it could only be Darth Meowmeow the Wise a Kitty Sith Lord btw have you heard the tale of Darth Meowmeow the Wise? No? Good because it sucks I give it 1 star out of 5…But there was a hole in its butt could it be Lorny doing something evil… But no it wasn’t he didn’t get a chance to go spelunking but who could it have been? As they continued to search through the Mansion they discovered a tree is it bad comedy? But as they cut it down Doc accidentally knocked a hole in the ceiling with his ax and down came Kori, the fall killed him good…
But as Kori fell of the cuckoo’s nest Rock went underground and found some nice booty some emerald’s, red stone and various other things but as they searched Raph only had one torch left Lorny found a creeper Assassin that tried to blow him up but Loryn was worried about the creeper it looked cold so to help a fellow creeper he lit him on fire and then killed him! Good guy Loryn such a generous guy even to his enemies for you can’t be cold in the afterlife, right?

	So joining rock at the bottom of the hole they soon came up with a very epic idea to escape the hole they decided to use ROCKETS, it was amazing to watch seeing them launch themselves out of the hole was pretty cool! Also poor kitty first it’s gets a hole ripped into its butt now my son DOCS it busting into its chest that cat can’t catch a break well unlike its butt and chest… but as the party searched the hidden places of the Mansion far away the number of revolts and uprising has tripled all over the world the words of John-John the Johnman rang out, he was doing well every speech roused revolutionary thoughts into the people that and mind control also works as well! But he Factions were not ignorant of his actions his Planetary news Office was seized by Doc and Raph troops, after a massive gunfight the place was left in ruins but they were not able to capture John they soon began to search the ruins in case his body was to be but so far nothing.

	Rock discovered a mysterious path that led him underneath the Mansion after flowing him they were unnerved the path they took was dark, even though they placed torches they could still feel the darkness around them it clung to them like a vice but as they walked they found rock standing near a chest after opening it they were horrified they found a Totem of Undying and some emeralds. But after looting it they left but as they did a ghostly spirit appeared next to the chest it giggled things are going according to plan… Lorny then proceeded to burn the Mansion down so they could build over it so the United World Faction Protection Force could be made, but it was then LAG punched them in the face region this caused Lorny and Rock to exit out of the game but after a whili, Lorny was able to return to the game.

	After leaving the Mansion Lorny and DOCS as well as 4 Divisions of their Soldiers they went to the location the Original Lisa was being held after landing on the platform so far nothing they have not been fired upon yet, it was quiet too quiet in front of them was a metal door it soon opened a speaker crackle to life-giving out more details only Doc and Lorny were to enter. After entering the door it closed behind them  they soon descended for 10 minutes they waited until beep, the door opened into a cavern in front of them was a woman clad in black and purple armor she had a black and purple longsword, walking to the center above her was an observation room in it was one person the man introduced himself as the Eye of the Concord and below in front of them was his perfect creation his perfect servant he made them a deal if they won he would return Lisa to them, but if they were to fail she will perish with them…
Taking out their swords the duo stare directly at the woman she soon readied herself as well her sword had a faint glow of purple the man laughed, the woman charged at them her speed was amazing she was able to close the distance in a blink of the eye! Lorny was able to block her strike but he was pushed back Doc tried to blind her with his Mankini power but had no effect on her, she was able to turn and slice at his chest but something stopped her being knocked back she was surprised the Eye of the Concord was annoyed a fog emitted from the ground canceling Raph’s invisibility potion The eye didn’t expect Raph to be there so he had no choice but to join the fight, placing his own Helios Core on his forearm he then activated it then transformed him smashing out of the Observation room he quickly joined his servant.

	Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles can Raph, Lorny and DCO save their friend can they fight the mysterious woman and the newly empowered Eye of the Concord at the same time? Find out next time!