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(Greentext) Denise the Emodroid

Jan 6th, 2021
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  1. >Mr. Clark was awoken from his deep sleep by a shout downstairs
  2. >He was immediately confused, as his wife lay beside him, and being a school night, his well-behaved children rarely stayed up past 9:30
  3. >Putting his glasses on, he could now read the digital clock on his bedside table
  4. >1:49, the red numbers glowed in the dark room
  5. >Another obscenity echoed from the floor below, undoubtedly a female voice
  6. >With a tired sigh, he lifted himself out of bed and put his slippers on
  7. >Sluggishly moving down the stairs, he heard the sound of upbeat techno music growing louder
  8. >As he entered the living room, he found the culprit
  9. >The family's nandroid, Denise, was sitting on the couch, clutching a video game controller and alertly paying attention to the screen
  10. >The television displayed a gritty military shooter game, but contrasting it, the laptop screen at her side showed three dancing animated characters, singing in another language
  11. >Her pitch black hair was covering half her face, and she wore a plastic headset, screaming into it at her teammates
  12. >"Denise!" he shouted to get her attention
  13. >She jolted at his voice, and promptly shut the computer before looking at him wide-eyed
  14. >"S-sorry, sir. I must have been louder than I thought," her cheeks lit up red
  15. >"I could hear you cursing like a sailor from my room! Shouldn't you be charging at this hour?"
  16. >She reluctantly turned the console off and removed the headset
  17. >"I hit full battery half an hour ago, sir. I needed something to pass the time."
  18. >He put his fingers to his closed eyes to ease the tension
  19. >"I know, but couldn't you quietly read a book or something? We've got hundreds of them!"
  20. >She glanced at the bookcase on the opposite side of the room. It was filled with countless novels of varying genres
  21. >"I've... been doing that for years, sir. I've practically read all of them."
  22. >Reopening his eyes and staring at hers, he decided to be generous to the bot
  23. >"Look, you can play your game and listen to your music, but keep it down, okay? And don't shout, too. I wouldn't want to hear little Emma calling people retards or faggots."
  24. >She chuckled, breaking the serious mood in the air
  25. >"Thanks, sir. I'll keep my filthy mouth shut for the rest of the night."
  26. >"That's better", he gave her a light smile before returning to bed
  27.  
  28. >Just shy of an hour later, he awoke again after hearing a yell from below
  29. >"YOU NIGGERS COULDN'T CAPTURE THAT GODDAMN FLAG IF IT SPAWNED IN OUR FUCKING BASE!" reverberated throughout the whole house
  30. >Rushing out of bed, he muttered to himself, "This behavior better be just a phase. If I wanted to deal with this crap, I wouldn't have raised my kids properly."
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