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- Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
- TWILT has connected.
- Thrice has connected.
- TWILT: MT had to go to the store
- tirkaroKujo: goddamn
- Thrice: >Not having Invisible Touch as a stand
- tirkaroKujo: you niggers are face
- Thrice: 0/10
- tirkaroKujo: face, yes
- Thrice: I actually just got back
- Thrice: hippo
- Thrice: and tried to connect
- tirkaroKujo: Still didn't find the map (waiting)
- Red: What'd you just say about me bitch
- Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands' by player Thrice (Player)
- Thrice: ...wait
- Thrice: dman it all
- Thrice is disconnected.
- Thrice has connected.
- Thrice: there
- Thrice: do you need any other places from Doring
- Thrice: I actually still have its folder form when you sent me your map folder
- tirkaroKujo: I actually just managed to find it
- Thrice is disconnected.
- Thrice has connected.
- Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands' by player Thrice (Player)
- Thrice: I uh, guess Kittie would come along, I dunno
- Thrice: It's not as if she'd be in any danger if Finne's around
- Thrice: pirates ain't got jack shit on him
- Thrice: or Jack
- ThatBaka: Alright, so I guess
- ThatBaka: Ci, Sen, and Hendrix are over hanging at the tower of death or something
- Finne: (( Ah, I thought this'd be like an after-the-end sorta thing ))
- Finne: (( Though it does make sense for Hendrix to go with them ))
- ThatBaka: Well damn, I dunno then
- Finne: (( Whatever way works ))
- ThatBaka: Guess I'll just go with the first thing.
- ThatBaka: So now you're here, chillin' out, maxin, relaxin' at doring harbor or something
- Finne: (( leaves a more open possibility for the ending I guess ))
- Finne: (( if it has not yet happened ))
- Finne: (( Also your evil habit of not naming TF1 logs makes it difficult to look up how I acted (D) ))
- Finne: (( Though I think I've got it anyhow ))
- ThatBaka: well link it for me
- Finne: (( uhh, early, or what ))
- Finne: (( As in, early Finne era or like, the timeskipped era ))
- Silver has connected.
- ThatBaka: I dunno, whatever you're reading
- Finne: (( aaaaaand obv ))
- Finne: (( The newer logs aren't saved it seems ))
- Finne: (( Or they are terribly organized somewhere ))
- Silver: so how ded is Agi exactly
- Silver: (waiting)
- Finne: (( He's literally asleep ))
- Silver: why are you talking OOC
- Silver: (HIPPO)
- Finne: (( Because this is an actual session ))
- Finne: (( Or will be ))
- Red: (( they're playing tirkfinder apparently ))
- ThatBaka: We've decided instead to enact the finale to TF1
- Red: what stopped you from doing it before
- Silver: but it's supposed to never be finished (d)
- ThatBaka: laziness and/or me already spoiling everything
- Finne: (( well this is the only one I can find with Kittie ))
- Finne: (( http://pastebin.com/gn7EdKB3 ))
- ThatBaka: hmmm
- ThatBaka: apparently sessions 32-39 are missing from the pastebin
- Finne: (( relly tho what happened to the later TFs ))
- Finne: (( As Finne was certain;y different there, but I think I sorta have a feel of how he acted, I guess ))
- Finne: (( he was kind of pissed off and uncaring here due to GETTING INCINERATED ))
- ThatBaka: So can we start now or do you need me to comb over all those sessions
- Finne: (( I guess we're okay ))
- ThatBaka: Now
- ThatBaka: the air is the same familiar salty smell it's usually been, and the hustle and bustle of business has been ever so much more bustling due to the harbor no longer being gripped in the fear of the curse.
- Silver: isn't this supposed to involve MT (tipsy)
- ThatBaka: The inhabitants haven't really changed around since last time, although you do see one...slightly familiar face.
- Finne: (( Right now it's solo adventures ))
- ThatBaka: (( MT isn't here because his character and PC's other character is off fighting the BBEG ))
- Finne: (( MT is at store ))
- Finne: (( >Golsh ))
- Finne: (( son of a bitch ))
- Golsh: "I'm sorry, but have you seen that idiot wandering around here."
- Golsh: "I think I lost him again"
- Finne: Finne looks around the harbor, taking in the sights, and is pleased to see the locals mostly calmed down. "This is nostalgiac. It's like I've gone back in time... I'm just glad that no lasting damage was ca---" Finne snaps around when addressed. "Huh...you? I can't help but feel that I should recognize you..."
- Finne: "But it's like something missing...something vital to remembering you... That you aren't complete without."
- Finne: 's*
- Kittie: "Is this the place you've been telling me about?" Kittie chirps, perking her gills and getting a good view of everything. "It looks far more grand and majestic than I would have even imagined! Land dwelling technology never ceases to amaze me..."
- Golsh: "I have the memory of 50 elephants. Even with that silly makeup on I know who you are. Finnegan or something"
- Golsh: "I'm mostly known for needing to assist some guy. You may have seen him during one of his many serial dry humpings that have gripped the world in fear."
- Finne: Finne turns to his wife with a smile on his face. "Yes! This is Doring, it's..much better now than it used to be. I'm afraid I might have painted it a bad picture...things weren't so festive last time I was here. But I'm glad it's changed. Now that I have more time to spend, we can look all around it." Finne then turns to the frogman, and sort of gives an odd face, as if he remembered something he'd purposefully forgotten. "...that brings it back, yeah. You lost the guy? You'd think he wouldn't get too far."
- Finne: "More importantly..you recognize me? How? This is no makeup..."
- Finne: (( Golsh: I recognize you because Tirk just totally forgot that I wouldn't recognize you at all ))
- Golsh: "I can recognize literally anyone just from the looks on their faces, no matter how many of those newfangled transformations you kids go through nowadays. What do you take me for? I'm a natural born sea-dweller." The froak croaks grumpily, though his eyes raise a bit upon catching a glimpse of you talking to your ladyfriend.
- Finne: (( the froak croaks indeed ))
- Golsh: "Hey, that lady who's been walking with you. I can't help but feel I recognize her too."
- Kittie: "Ohemgee! Uncle Golsh! It's been so long! Where have you been?!"
- Finne: "Heheh...Well, they say that true beauty always looks familiar to --UNCLE?!"
- Golsh: "RIBBIT OH GOD IT'S GORG'S KID I THOUGHT I SHOULD HAVE RECOGNIZED OH RIBBIT."
- MarthTrinity has connected.
- Kittie: "Yeah! Old man Golsh here is the brother to my loving father, Gorg! I remember all the fun times we used to have together back when I was in Guppy school!"
- Gorg: *Flashback image of Kittie's father*
- Kittie: "I never thought I'd see him all the way up here after so long!"
- ThatBaka: Also hi MT, things are happening
- Finne: Finne's pretty freaking shocked, and also very happy that the father-daughter rresemblance isn't too strong. "...guess I see it now." (A little short, though.) "So you're my...uncle-in-law? Uh, nice to meet you! I'm Finne. You, er, almost got my name right."
- Finne: (( pretty sure his full name is Finnian ))
- MarthTrinity: (( Is there like one HUGE token or something? Because it's been stuck at 9/10 cached fivever ))
- Finne: (( it's a map ))
- Finne: (( two maps actually ))
- Golsh: "OH GOD THAT'S ALSO RIGHT, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED OR SOMETHING TO THAT IDIOT, RIBBIT I DIDNT KNOW THIS MAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THAT IDIOT" The frog looks on, as if he's suddenly startled to have some sort of responsibility he missed long ago.
- Finne: (( ron ron lanch and doring ))
- Finne: (( *Is not actually sure EXACTLY how much Kittie knows, waiting to her to speak* ))
- Kittie: "Oh, it's okay if you were too busy to come to my wedding! It all worked out well in the end. A bit confusing, but it worked out well."
- Finne: "Heh...Yeah, no hard feelings. I can't blame you for the 'idiot' part, even...."'
- Golsh: The small frog rubs his eyes. "Yeesh, it's really been that long since I last saw you? It feels like just yesterday you were just hatchling, ubloobloo~"
- MarthTrinity: (( 8/9, shit was so cache ))
- Finne: (( it's totally Red ))
- Golsh: "Listen siree, you look like a fine young buck, you need to make a promise. As my new son-in-law, you have a firm personal responsibility to be the best bachelor this side of the bahamas. I won't take a sissy like the man you were, OR SO I HEARD."
- Golsh: "Honestly, it's sorta odd, everyone told me you were some tiny pink thing, and not some human-fish who's also blue."
- Golsh: "That's the last time I listen to word-of-mouth
- Golsh: "
- MarthTrinity: (( Should...should I just keep waiting or restart or what...? ))
- Finne: "Sissy? You know me! Didn't you see those fights with that purpl-" Finne remembers that nobody's really supposed to know he's not actually the original Prince Finne. "Oh...right...uh...I, uh, I've changed! I'll make sure Kittie has nothing but the very best! "
- Finne: "Take my word for it! For now, if you're my uncle, I have to help you, don't I? Now...what was that guy's name? Claus? Clay...?"
- Golsh: (( not sure why you would wanna restart ))
- Finne: (( exit, then come back in ))
- Finne: (( That will mostly likely help ))
- Golsh: (( we're just doing Finne's thing right now ))
- Golsh: (( oh right, you still can't load ))
- Finne: (( He means so the map will load yeah ))
- Golsh: (( yeah just enterrenter ))
- MarthTrinity is disconnected.
- MarthTrinity has connected.
- MarthTrinity: (( >mfw instantly loads ))
- Finne: (( eggsactly ))
- Golsh: The frog's face softens back into the same droopy expression he usually has. "Clark. His name is Clark."
- Golsh: "Also, I don't think you need to bother with that anymore. He's just over there."
- Golsh: "Yeah, funny how that works"
- Finne: Finne snaps around once more, this time to scan for the odd beast-man. "So he is. I never did find out why you were with him..."
- Clark: The odd hump-happy hooligan stands on one foot on a pole, observing the ships that come and pass by
- Finne: "...Do you need any help getting him down?"
- Golsh: "Let's just say, I'm an amphibian with a lot of responsibilities on my back. And getting him down isn't the problem here."
- Golsh: "YO, CLARK, GET YOUR SICK, SKINNY PROSTERIOR OVER HERE BEFORE I HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE SEASTAR TREATMENT, ribbet."
- Clark: Clark's head jolts over with no delay, a look of mischief and delight lighting up his face. He jumps off the pole with little hesitation and instantly starts sizing up the crowd (but mostly your wife)
- Clark: "Interesting complexion. Those scales shimmer with a spectrum completely uncommon to any known sea crawler. Especially those lower scales, oh my those big, fat, juicy lower scales."
- Finne: (( bakc mostly ))
- Kittie: *Good because this motherfucker is creeping me out >:(*
- Finne: (( and back again but luckily I got a lot of shit typed about before exploding that time ))
- Finne: Finne blinks a couple times at the beastman's words, notices Kittie's face, and then turns to look Clark in the eyes, with his hand on his sword's hilt. "...Hey there, Clark, was it? Keep your eyes on me and your tongue in your mouth, if you want to keep them, okay?"
- Clark: Clark presents the base of his palms defensively and sneers. "Hey, hey, just twiddling your twaddletwangers, no need to bring out your second penis on me. I ain't into seafood anyway."
- Clark: "Haven't seen your scaly behind anywhere. You friends of the old man here or something? You sure look related."
- Kittie: Kittie angrily crosses her arms. "No tact AND casual racism. I don't like this guy one bit."
- Finne: "We are related. By marriage. Through Kittie. And I can't say I particularly like him either. Golsh, if you don't need us anymore, we should probably get going?"
- Finne: "I should have remembered how you acted..."
- Finne: (( obv at Clark, not Golsh ))
- Golsh: "Hurumph, gonna leave so soon m'boy? That's just Clark being Clark, but I understand where you're coming from. Really, I do."
- Clark: Clark looks just a bit saddened "Geez, people! You're breaking my heart here!"
- Finne: "Well, aside from this, I do have business here... Actually, I should ask you - do you know where Senchou lives? Or any of the old pirates...You were on that ship, right?"
- Finne: *God dammit I shouldn't know that, whatever, SHIPS ARE ON THE OCEAN, I AM OCEAN KING, I CAN EXPLAIN MY WAY OUT OF IT*
- Golsh: "You sure do pay attention pretty well, I'll give you that. Senchou, oh that girl, I remember she used to more or less live on that ship of hers. Is it back in shape again? I'm not very sure myself."
- Golsh: "I've seen her a lot around Jack's wife, probably still trying to comfort the poor girl. That lad Jack unfortunately perished on a tragic voyage resulting in a complete wreckage."
- Finne: "I wish I knew. I don't know what happened to them...I can only hope they're even in port." Finne's face hardens when he hear's Jack's name... "Unfortunately, huh... Nevermind that. Yuki, is she okay? I guess if they're together, that will make things a bit simpler..."
- Golsh: "Eeesh, Yuki was a total wreck once she got back from the tragic accident that took her husband. Really, it's a good thing Senchou and the Golden Bell pirates were there to comfort her, or lord knows where she would be now."
- Finne: "Yeah...I'm glad they were there, then. I wish I could have been..."
- Golsh: "Things should be looking up now. How long has it been, a month? Eh, just check Yuki's place just in case, even if it's just for me."
- Finne: "Er, can you tell me where she lives? That's where I was planning to go."
- Golsh: "Yuki's place should just be down there." The frog points down there. "Same place it's always been m'boy"
- Finne: "Can't say I've ever been. Thank you! Good to have a family again... Well, Kittie, you want to come along?"
- Kittie: "Of course I would sweetie! Totally not to just get away from this creeper! I swear!"
- Clark: "Breaking....my heart...."
- Finne: "I can break the rest of you to go along with it? Don't worry, Kittie, he's not going to try anything. We'll see you later, Golsh! Just you..."
- Finne: (( burb ))
- Golsh: "Come now, Clark! You're in big trouble for wandering off like that, and heavens help me if I need to clean up ANOTHER trail this week."
- ThatBaka: You arrive over at Yuki's doorstep, and it looks just about the same as its ever been.
- Finne: *I forget if I've even been here*
- ThatBaka: you probably haven't
- Finne: (( Now uh, I do sorta need to know just how much Kittie knows (waiting) ))
- ThatBaka: in what way
- Finne: (( Well, obv the best way to go about this would be to use some kinda potion of alter self or some shit to look like my original self ))
- Finne: (( but I do not know if Kittie KNOWS about that shit ))
- ThatBaka: I'm pretty sure you said, in-canon, you eventually explained that you're a dirty land dweller to her
- Finne: (( Probably ))
- ThatBaka: so yeah she probably knows
- Finne: *looks around, there anyone here*
- Finne: (( also I like how Yuki's house just has a giant D on it ))
- Finne: (( couldn't be HIS house, nope ))
- Finne: (( got stolen ))
- ThatBaka: Just a few nearby sailors that are too busy unloading crates to pay any attention
- Finne: (( I assume I can just have a couple Alter Self scrolls/potions ))
- ThatBaka: >impyling equipment or any form of stat limitations matter here
- ThatBaka: go crazy
- Finne: "All right...don't be surprised, okay? Going to, uh...use a face they'd recognize."
- Finne: *We could actually move up to their house*
- Kittie: "I always -have- wanted to see your land-dwelling face anyway. What kind of terrible wife would I be if I didn't know my hubby's true form?"
- Finne: "Heheh...I hope you won't be disappointed. Well, here goes...I have a feeling this is going to be weirdest for me..."
- Finne: Finne takes out a scroll, reads it, and casts Alter Self from it! Though, well, he could just know the spell himself technically. Whatever, method doesn't matter!
- Finne: *There we go*
- Finne: *changed AND Maptool's no longer freezing*
- Kittie: Kittie stands back while the transformation occurs and looks a bit...weirded out. "Wooaah. You look totally different as a human. A lot more bulkier and rough."
- Finne: "H..hahaha! This is...it's like I'm really me again! I mean...the other form is great, too, but there's nothing like really being you...I haven't felt like this in forever!" Finne glances down at his skin, and notices it's not darkened anymore. "Looks like I did it right, too...I was worried for a second."
- Kittie: "N-not that there's anything wrong with being a human or anything."
- Finne: "I guess that body doesn't need as much muscle to reach that level of strength... humans do. The roughness probably comes from sandstorms. They wear away at you a bit! I hope you don't hate it... But this won't last forever, we need to get in there. I've always got more, though...I might use them more often, if that's okay with you?"
- Kittie: "It's perfectly fine with me! After all, when I first met you, you were just a tiny little fish egg!"
- Kittie: "Oh you were so bouncy, and round, and poofy and squishy~"
- Finne: "...that's...that's right, huh? I've been through a lot of changes, haven't I? Well, er, thanks for putting up with me! I couldn't ask for anyone better." *Guess I'd better knock on the door by now*
- Finne: *the door with a GIANT D ON IT FOR SOME REASON*
- Finne: *Clearly that's just the knocker*
- tirkaroKujo: From beyond the wooden doors, a pair of windows to the soul peek out from the slowly opening entrance before it jumps open instantly once the host realizes who's at the door.
- Yuki: "Finne! Oh, thank heaven you decided to visit me again! I-I mean, where have you been!? I thought you didn't make it off the island!"
- Finne: Finne blinks when the door's nearly ripped off its hinges. (...well that was a much warmer greeting than I expected.) "Er, for the longest time, I didn't. But, I'm back now... Can I come in? I'd like to talk to you, and Senchou, if she happens to be here."
- Yuki: "O-oh come in, come in! Sorry if I'm not all that...here, this is just coming as a huge shock to me..."
- TWILT is disconnected.
- Kittie: "Helloooo there lady! Hope you don't mind me slipping on in too, I'm with this human here"
- Finne: "Well, come on! I can only hope Senchou's the same way..."
- Yuki: "Hmm, can't say I've heard of your little friend here..."
- Kittie: Kittle closes her eyes and wafts the tips of her fingers. "Oh, you probably wouldn't have, ehehe....
- Yuki: "Senchou? Hmm, she's napping right now. Normally I wouldn't wake her up at this time, but now seems like a good exception as any"
- Finne: "Uh, well, if you could...Sorry for waking her up. And Kittie's the very reason I stayed on that island so long. I couldn't bear to leave her! Was really surprised when she wanted to come along with me..."
- Yuki: Yuki gently plods down the hall and lightly rocks Senchou's bed. "Deliah? Deeeliah? A visitor is here for you..."
- Senchou: "Mnnnyeeeech, I told you a million timeszzzz, don't call me Deliaaaah"
- Kittie: Kittle blushes and holds her fist up to her mouth. "Oooh, stop it you, you're getting my gills in a twist~"
- Senchou: The captian slowly walks up to the living room, rubbing her eyes. "Nyeeeh, what is i- OHMYGODISTHATREALLYYOU"
- Kittie: "Meep"
- Senchou: "F-Finne!? Is that you? Finnel O' Fishsticks Fishwhacker, Finne himself? Alive!? The opposite of dead in the sea?!"
- Finne: Finne flinches a little, but gets down on one knee and bows his head. "Yeah, it's me...I'm sorry to disturb you... again." (Man, I am so glad Bastardon can't see me...I can't take another lecture on royal behavior."
- Finne: )*
- Finne: "Er...yeah, that's me. Finne.. And I'm alive as can be."
- Senchou: Senchou nearly breaks down in tears. "GUUH, you have NO IDEA how happy I am to see you! Where have you been? No, nevermind that, how do you feel right now? No, no, no, nevermind that either, how did you only just manage to un-dead yourself?"
- Finne: (( Kizuna's the continent's name yes ))
- Finne: (...H-HAPPY?! What?! I thought she hated me! After everything I did, she had every right to...) "Uh...Er... I've been on the continent of Kizuna.. I feel better than I have in a long time, and I've been alive the whole time. I stayed on that island, instead of coming back..."
- Senchou: (( it's Kizana ))
- Finne: (( Oh, I thought that was the dragon's name ))
- Senchou: (( it's named after the dragon ))
- Finne: (( and Kizuna was the continent itself ))
- Finne: (( So yeah, change that to a then ))
- Senchou: "Bwuuh, you had us all worried sick! Did you become some sort of jungle man or something? And who's the blue girl right next to you!? GAH, so many questions!"
- Kittie: Kittile puts her hands behind her neck and whistles off to the side. "Humans sure are talkative..."
- Finne: "I'm...I haven't been this surprised in my entire life...and that's saying a lot. I went through a lot of changes on that island, but none involved becoming a tribalman. And Kittie's my..she's my wife. The main reason I decided to stay there."
- Senchou: "-You-? You're the one who's surprised!? You made us all think you were dead, or worse, then you come strolling on back here, and -you're- the surprised one?"
- Senchou: "I MEAN, YOU JUST SORTA CASUALLY TOLD US YOU MARRIED A FISH WHILE YOU WERE GONE, AND YOU SOMEHOW EXPECTED TO BE MORE SURPISED THAN ANY OF US- I should calm down..."
- Finne: "...I don't blame you for thinking I was dead. I probably should have been... I might be, in some way. But...I'm surprised you're hpapy I'm here. I'd have thought you would have forgotten me, or even be happy I was gone.. I came here to apologize to you two, after all..."
- Kittie: Kittie swerves her eyes around the house. "Say, you have any tea here? I hear human drinks are all the rage."
- Yuki: "Oh of course! You probably can't drink much underwater, can you?"
- Finne: (( well ))
- Finne: (( a lot of water ))
- Senchou: "Apologize? Now you wanna apologize to me too? Finne, I just spent the last few months down in complete guilt, not just because of all the things that happened during that....accident, but mostly because of how I reacted to it all."
- Senchou: "I mean, I may be a sailor, and being a sailor is a dangerous job, but this was the first time the fist of misfortune really decided to punch all of us in the face. I wasn't sure how to handle it all..."
- Senchou: "I just wanted someone to blame it all on, and it turned out you were the most convenient. I somehow convinced myself you were what caused the deaths of my crew mates, and just wanted you out of my sight forever."
- Finne: "Don't blame yourself about that...I couldn't handle it, either, the first time something like that happened to me. But..I played a part in what happened here, and on the ship. I'm the only part of it left, I hope... So it's up to me to apologize for it all. I caused both of you pain, in different ways. It wasn't intentional, but it was still my fault...I was too reckless with my life back then, and didn't think that would affect anyone else."
- Senchou: "Eheh. Listen Finne, I could easily just place the blame on someone, but in the end, we all make mistakes. It's in our nature to want to push our problems into some other sucker instead of solving it for ourselves, and that's just what I ended up doing. The fact that I lashed at you so harshly the last time we spoke was just crass and immature. The fact that I thought you were dead meant all this time, I was for certain that would be the only thing you would remember me for in the afterlife."
- Senchou: "In fact, that's what you SHOULD apologize for! Getting me all worried sick like that! Never pull that crap again!"
- Kittie: *Siiip* "This is pretty good tea."
- Finne: "I never did intend to take full blame for it...but I'm the only one left who could take any at all. I can't believe, even after all that, I was still causing you two problems... Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't come back sooner. I really did think you didn't want to see me. I thought I would be run out, or cause you anguish with my appearance...bring up bad memories." Finne glances over at Kittie, wondering if she's, uh, okay, what with how she's talking
- Senchou: "Well yeah, typically we tend to run out any undead that stop by here, but you're a pretty obvious exception." Senchou crosses her arms and chuckles giddily to herself.
- Kittie: "Seriously, you should try this tea~! It tastes like nothing I've ever had before!"
- Senchou: "...what, not even a giggle? Fine then, but let it be known, I don't wanna cause anyone else even more misery that we already have. In the end, all we have is us, and we need to make the best of that."
- Finne: "Undead, huh...not far off." Finne turns to his wife, glad to see she's not down about all this, but wondering how she can be so carefree in the first place. "Heh...yeah, it probably does, huh? I know you're ecstatic to see all this stuff about humans..I'll take you everywhere you want to go.
- Finne: (( I got my shit turned off (D) ))
- Finne: (( and the first sentence was said in a pretty lighthearted way ))
- Senchou: "I mean, yeah...I do still miss Aller and Homer, but I'm sure their spirits are at peace with the sea now. The last thing they'd wanna see is all of us distressed beyond all recognition."
- Yuki: Yuki speaks up and holds her hands to her chest. "And even through all the chaos that ensued...I can't help but to miss Jack from time to time. He was weak-willed and misguided, but I'm still sure he was a good person at heart. Just manipulated by the unfortunate events that plagued us..."
- Finne: "...I do owe him my life, in a way. ...two ways. I'm sorry for everything that happened with Jack.. I'm simply glad you're okay, Yuki. For a while, I thought you might have died... But, enough of that. I didn't come here just to apologize. I'd like to make everything up to you two...for all that happened, my fault or not, I wouldn't feel right if I did nothing for you two. The rest of the pirates, too..."
- Senchou: "And y'know what? I feel the same way too. How about we make up with a few pints down at the tavern, huh?"
- Senchou: "I mean, that's the way I usually do it..."
- Finne: "That's fine, but...this may sound arrogant, but I can do a lot better than that. Is there anything you'd like? Anywhere you'd like to go? Do you have any dreams?"
- Senchou: "You're right, that DOES sound awfully arrogant. What, are you gonna take me on a magic carpet ride or something?"
- Finne: Finne glances back at his wife... "Er, I could, but I don't think that would be such a good idea..."
- Finne: "Let's just say I, uh...made a few connections on that island.."
- Senchou: "Oh. You're serious then. Fine, how about you take all expense paid trip to, uh..."
- Senchou: "Geez, I actually don't know where I would go in this situation. I'm a pretty awful captain, as you can see..."
- Kittie: "Oh come on! Not a single place?"
- Finne: "Yeah, I'm serious. Whatever you want! It doesn't have to be a trip, or anything like that. If you want to open a store, or something...or, uh...see a palace."
- Senchou: "I-I dunno, Yuki, you decide!"
- Yuki: "Hmm..." Yuki thinks silently to herself. "I remember, half a year ago, me and Jack promised we would go and see the famed Tower of Dolls in northern Gernard once we settled down. Sadly, I don't think I'll be able to see it with him anymore..."
- Finne: (( mfw that's the one Kray destroyed ))
- Yuki: "But y'know what? Seeing the tower of dolls with you would be a perfectly fine replacement. It's the principle of the thing after all."
- Finne: "That's fine! Er, you can pick different things... I'm serious when I say that cost doesn't matter..."
- Senchou: "Replacement? Eech, you say that as if I'm taking Jack's place or something. That's just straight up creepy."
- Finne: (( oh I totally thought she was talking to Finne there, hippo ))
- Yuki: "I'm serious. That's all I've wanted to do, and if it must be under these conditions, so be it."
- Yuki: (( NOW she's talking to Finne ))
- Finne: (( was sorta talking to Senchou when I said you can pick different things ))
- Finne: "It's no problem at all. And of course...if you ever need anything else, I can help with it. It's no trouble, and just about the least I could do."
- Senchou: "Alright, fine! If you think you're so great, then you oughta take both me and my crew to find..." Senchou rummages through a desk in the back. "The location of this place!"
- Finne: *to be fair I AM decked out in celestial armor and an incredibly elaborate sword, so being rich isn't TOO farfetched*
- Senchou: The picture she holds up showcases an ancient depiction of an island supposedly full of the grandest riches one could imagine. "I've been working on finding this bad boy since I was in diapers! Of course, it's all been sorta shoved away as a fantasy these days, but if you and your genie magic can somehow make this happen, I trust you!"
- Kittie: "G-genie magic? Are you sure we can undertake this?"
- Finne: "Hahaha...don't worry, Kittie. Most of it'll come out of my pocket. And my spellbook...I'll do everything I can to get you there!"
- Senchou: "Hrmph. Fine, but how are we gonna get to even the Tower of Dolls like this?"
- Senchou: "I mean, you ARE paying for this yourself, so make your money magic happen!"
- Finne: (( fuck IS the tower of dolls ))
- Finne: (( as in, where ))
- Finne: (( I'm gonna have to guess I know, with 29 Int and basically ever Knowledge skill ))
- Senchou: (( in Gernard, basically this planet's version of europe, all the way to the north ))
- Senchou: (( takes a bit of on-foot travel even if you sail there ))
- Finne: "Well, we are in a port town. Right next to the ocean! And water travel is my speciality. Ships can't compare..."
- Senchou: "Well now you're just talking crazy. What, did you become the king of the sea or something while you were gone or something?" Senchou chortles to herself as she slowly walks on outside.
- Finne: "....what a strange knack for jokes you have." Finne walks up to the window, and peers out it, just to make sure nobody's followed him here...
- tirkaroKujo: Nope, nobody is following you
- tirkaroKujo: Except plokfish
- tirkaroKujo: plokfish is always following you
- Finne: "Okay, they're not out there...now, uh, saying this probably won't help a bit, but don't be surprised by it...honestly, I'm shocked it didn't wear off earlier."
- Finne: "Dispel!"
- Finne: (( also back ))
- Kittie: "Eh, the human look wasn't really that great on you anyway."
- Finne: "That spell only lasts for a few minutes...it would have worn off even if I didn't do that."
- Senchou: Senchou slowly sips her tea as she looks on at the floppy gilled thing in front of her. "So...fish, huh. I'd ask how that happened, but something tells me I shouldn't."
- Finne: "I'm glad you don't doubt it's me, at the least..."
- Yuki: "Daaaw, you look so adorable like that! I could just eat you up....w-well, not literally!"
- Kittie: "Hrmph. I wouldn't forgive them if they did doubt you. You look far more handsome with your gills on than you do off. How could anyone -not- trust you?"
- Senchou: "I-I'm actually still a bit in shock from Finne still being alive, so this isn't doing quite as much to me as it should."
- Finne: "I'd hope not literally! This still feels weird to me, but this is me now. That should probably explain a little.."
- Finne: "Well, I didn't die...my soul just relocated. Not really by choice! But, I've gotten over it by now. This was really the best thing that happened to me."
- Senchou: "Hey, I understand. I'm not gonna judge you or anything just because you're different and all. If you're more comfortable being a fish, I can only support your not-decision."
- Finne: "Er, thanks, I guess. But, now we can get to Gernard. A ship won't really be necessary...there are much quicker things in the water."
- Senchou: "Well fine. Work your fishy magic or something, I wanna see results here."
- Kittie: Kittie crosses her arms and pouts. "I think she's making fun of you now. Show her the power of the sea!"
- Finne: "It's all in good fun! Follow me." Finne walks out to the harbor, and looks around at the ocean there. "All right...It should be deep enough. We're not actually going UNDERwater, so you don't need to worry about breathing."
- Senchou: "Well, this should be interesting. What's there to see out here?"
- Finne: Finne takes out a little piece of paper, and sets it aflame using magic. "...close your eyes, or this is going to hurt."
- Senchou: "Well you heard him Yuki, close those eyes of yours." Senchou sternly crosses her arms with her eyes shut tight.
- Finne: "This is the signal I've worked out for them...They're trained to be able to see it even deep below the surface. But they're quite close right now, we did ride them here... Pyrotechnics!" The paper's flame explodes into a blinding light, reaching quite far into the sea, and possibly to the east as well...
- Finne: (( now I hope you have some sorta giant sea monster that isn't loomi ))
- Finne: (( Cause I don't ))
- Finne: (( Dire Crocodile's the closest I have ))
- Finne: (( that'll do ))
- Tessie: Almost instantly, the water explodes into a shower as Kittie's faithful eel-monster thing pops out of the water and roars into the air before gently having its head patted by Kittie herself.
- Kittie: "Aw whoosha good boy, oh yes yew are, yes yew are..."
- Senchou: "Is that a...is that supposed to be some sort of monster?"
- Finne: "It's the fastest sort of monster in the ocean."
- tirkaroKujo: The harbor is now sorta erupting into a panic because giant monsters off the ports haven't really had the best publicity around here.
- Yuki: "He certainly does know how to make an....impression."
- Finne: "...this is a much better introduction than the one at Axis Bold, at least... Well, come on! This guy won't hurt you!"
- Senchou: "Bah, I've handled worse on the seas, this should be no problem. C'mon Yuki, it looks firm enough."
- Yuki: "You say that with such certainty..."
- Finne: (( Yes, Senchou, Finne's giant seasnake is quite firm, now keep it in your pants and let's go (D) ))
- MarthTrinity: (( Technically, it's Kittie's giant seasnake. ))
- Finne: (( Maybe. ))
- Silver: so she has a penis
- tirkaroKujo: The two girls hop on the backs of the horrific monstrosity as Finne and his waifu takes off...at absolutely absurd speeds.
- Finne: (( But hey, I'm king, it's mine too (D) ))
- Silver: gaaaaaay (D)
- ThatBaka: SO, WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE MAGICAL FISH ADVENTURE? WHY DID THIS EPILOGUE SOMEHOW ONLY CREATE MORE UNRESOLVED THINGS THAN IT ANSWERED? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON idgaf I'm beat
- Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands' by player Thrice (Player)
- Forz: I DO NOT RIGHTLY KNOW
- Forz: Also it's only 2 am (D)
- Forz: How're you beat (D)
- ThatBaka: It's only 2 am
- ThatBaka: yeesh
- ThatBaka: Anyway, should be able to dedicate an hour or so to MT's whatever
- ThatBaka: What is it you wanted to do now MT
- Forz: Guess we'll have to continue this at some later point (waiting) I sort of expected it to mostly be apologizing
- Finne: kinda thought at least Senchou would still hate me
- MarthTrinity: It's a little late to start now really
- ThatBaka: naaaaw
- ThatBaka: that'd go against everything
- ThatBaka: it's never too late for the macho men from mars
- MarthTrinity: You just said you were tired though
- ThatBaka: I'll just drink some caffinated tea or something
- MarthTrinity: I can wait, I don't want you having to stay up on my account
- Silver: so why is Finne not fighting the superultimatetentaclerape boss
- Silver: instead he goes home with his fishwaifu
- Finne: Other things to do
- Silver: and giant penis
- ThatBaka: because he touched himself at night
- MarthTrinity: This is assuming that everything's over.
- Finne: Actually, it's not (waiting)
- Finne: Currently Ci, Hendrix, and Sen are fighting Genesis or something, according to Tirk
- Finne: or going there
- ThatBaka: I think this is during when Ci, Hendrix, and Sen are doing the fighting thing
- ThatBaka: I think
- Finne: I assume Sen felt a disturbance in the force
- ThatBaka: it could work any way really
- Finne: when I used Pyrotechnics
- Finne: I fucked her over with that so long ago
- Finne: completely on accident
- ThatBaka: Sure, that's the exact moment when she turns into Lucifer
- Finne: hippo
- Lucifer: I ain't even statted
- Lucifer: what's up with that
- Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands' by player Thrice (Player)
- Forzifer: You are now
- Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands' by player Thrice (Player)
- Hong Meiling Psycho: I was assuming you would use this
- Hong Meiling Psycho: as I don't think I made it
- Hong Meiling Psycho: I RENAMED it, but didn't make it
- Lucifer: I was going to use that
- Lucifer: I thought this was a bit classier though
- Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands' by player Thrice (Player)
- Hong Meiling2: STILL REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS JUST A BOOZE-THIEVING DICK
- Hong Meiling2: that I still saved
- Hong Meiling2: and went totally unthanked for (D)
- ThatBaka: Go off-rails, get final boss DMPC
- ThatBaka: that's what you get
- ThatBaka: for going off rails
- Finne: I went off rails and got a wife (waiting)
- Ci: So this epilogue is assuming that the Sen-final-boss is canon?
- Finne: well yeah, that is the canon thing
- Finne: Couldn't really avoid the fight, I don't think, just change the outcome
- Finne: Why I'm not in it, I don't know
- Finne: guess I just decided cleaning up my past was more important
- Finne: Or it happened while I was gone
- ThatBaka: I told you before
- ThatBaka: Sen final boss was planned the moment Sen existed
- Finne: I assume by that you mean the moment we effectively kidnapped her
- ThatBaka: So yeah, it sorta has no choice but to be canon
- Finne: and not the moment she was literally Hong Meiling
- ThatBaka: I mean, something was evidently up with her the moment she was somehow the only one capable of transforming into death rape machine 2600
- Finne: but Sen never transformed into Green Comet
- Finne: or that GIANT FUCKING ROBOT THAT BEAT ME AROUND THE ROOM
- Finne: WHILE EVERYONE ELSE KINDA STOOD OVER THERE (D)
- Ci: Yeah, I remember you saying that. Just didn't know if we were going with my canon or your canon.
- Finne: NOT MY FAULT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD FLY
- Ci: I MEAN I ASSUME IT MAKES SENSE THAT WE GO WITH THE CREATOR'S CANON
- Ci: Beep
- ThatBaka: you catch on quick
- ThatBaka: and it actually was from the moment she was literally Hong Meiling
- ThatBaka: Meaning, yes, she actually wasn't planned to die and that was all just a clever ruse.
- Finne: so my roommate apparently baked a cake and took what was in the cakedish out
- Finne: so now I am left wondering what the fuck happened to that banana bread (waiting)
- Finne: Also I was not expecting Yuki and Senchou to jump on my dick the moment I appeared
- ThatBaka: The entire reason why Russo kept her under locks was because he had heard rumors (not hard fact, just rumors) that she held immense evil power, but then after countless failures he assumed he had just completely wasted his time with her.
- ThatBaka: They sorta left you for dead months ago
- Finne: Well
- ThatBaka: I mean, I'd probably be al over someone if somebody who at least had the courtesy to support me through something was suddenly dead and then notd-dead
- Finne: literally the first words out of Yuki's mouth were just
- Finne: Yuki: "Finne! Oh, thank heaven you decided to visit me again! I-I mean, where have you been!? I thought you didn't make it off the island!"
- ThatBaka: As, after all, you never truly appreciate someone until they're dead.
- ThatBaka: Just look at all those artists
- ThatBaka: Surely they would have to be a top quality brand of pure bitter to instantly think "Oh hey, it's the dead guy who tried to help us before , what an asshole"
- Finne: How DID I try to help them (HMM)
- Finne: I mean
- Finne: I saved Senchou from being a leopard
- Finne: And was generlaly nice to Yuki
- Finne: and uh, fought Jack
- Finne: Not sure if the whole ship thing counts as "help" though (waiting)
- Silver: you killed him right
- Silver: (WAITING)
- Finne: Actually I have no idea who really killed Jack
- Finne: and I think that log is dead, not sure
- Finne: Definitely WANTED to kill him
- Finne: And tried
- Ci: Well that's gonna make Ci's epilogue much more depressing when we have to kill Sen.
- Finne: But yes I was mostly responsible for Yuki's husband's death
- Finne: (waiting)
- ThatBaka: Jack was responsible for Jack's death
- ThatBaka: but ultimately the PCs landed the killing blow
- ThatBaka: Because at that point, Jack wasn't really Jack
- Finne: yeah it was after 4/8
- Finne: and those are lost to time
- ThatBaka: he sorta became an evil immortal monster who wanted everyone on the ship dead
- Finne: he was kind of a dickbag before that to be honest
- Finne: only regret Finne really has about killing him is that it made Yuki depressed
- Ci: You monster (D)
- Finne: YOU HAVE EVEN LESS, MISS ASSASSIN-FOR-HIRE (D)
- Ci: Hey, leave me the fuck alone yo
- Ci: Everyone I know and love is dead.
- Finne: What about like
- Finne: Haze
- Finne: and I don't think we're exactly required to kill Sen
- Ci: She barely fits the first part (D)
- Finne: oh right
- Finne: Haze was just on better terms with SEN than anyone else
- Finne: somehow
- Finne: I guess they WERE both women who liked to hit things really hard
- ThatBaka: hello
- ThatBaka: and yet, even when getting killed, Sen still never got laid
- Ci: Well with Sen-chan gone, I need someone to pound my tuna.
- Finne: I thought we could have the option to not murdercate her (waiting)
- ThatBaka: you do
- Finne: then again
- Finne: it is Hendrix
- Finne: And the heartless monster known as Ci (D)
- ThatBaka: every possible outcome was explained to you befor
- ThatBaka: e
- Finne: The most morally-inclined person there is Haze
- ThatBaka: but if you don't remember it, that's fine and dandy
- Ci: Nobody ever remembers anything (D)
- ThatBaka: I also shouldn't have to tell you that all the "combat" in the epilogue is gonna be mass freeforming
- Finne: Well I doubt I'll be fighting anything in mine
- Finne: unless I need to murder something to get a map to Avalon or som shit
- Silver is disconnected.
- Ci: Maybe I'm just negative, but saving Sen seems like it'd be too...not sure how to word it. . .
- Ci: Obligatory happy ending?
- Finne: All she is is lucifer
- Finne: Hendrix is literally more evil than her
- Finne: By technicality Haze is
- Finne: as Lawful Evil is in fact less evil than CE, which is what they register as
- Finne: it's also less evil than Lawful Good (waiting)
- Finne: Most misunderstood thing about evil alignments is that people think it means "this person is evil all the time and does evil shit for giggles" when really it just means "this person will do horrendous shit to get what they want if they have to"
- Finne: I don't even think saving Sen would be difficult at all
- Finne: considering she wasn't really evil for like...98% of the time we knew her (HIPPO)
- ThatBaka: it's all up to you, honey
- Finne: I'd say her going evil at all would be more of a diabolos ex machina than saving her would be a deus ex machina
- Ci: I'm not saying that saving her would be unrealistic, it just sorta changes the entire ending whether we do or don't kill her
- Finne: well yeah
- ThatBaka: You're damn right it does
- Finne: But uh, I probably wouldn't go out of my way to kill her with any of my PCs
- Finne: Hendrix is really the only one that'd consider it, but he IS there
- Ci: Well it's not so much a character to character basis.
- Ci: It's what has to be done in the situation
- Ci: Like if we actual know there's something that can be don
- Ci: e
- Ci: Obviously nobody WANTS to kill her.
- Finne: hmmm
- Finne: let me check something
- Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands' by player Thrice (Player)
- Hendrix: >No Plane Shift
- Hendrix: (SAD)
- Hendrix: guess Hughes is the one with it them
- Hendrix: n*
- Ci: Why would it be Hughes? (D)
- Ci: It has to be Ci and Hendrix (D)
- Hendrix: It's just level 5 for me
- Hendrix: That'd explain it
- Hendrix: Same for the Cleric really, but I don't evne -have- level 5 spells yet
- Hendrix: due to sumnah
- Hendrix: I was just checking if I HAD plane shift
- Hendrix: as it is not Self-Only, I could literally just send Sen to hell (D)
- Hendrix: Since she's Lucifer
- Hendrix: she'd probalby thank me
- Hendrix: not that she'd fail the save, but it'd be fun to try
- Ci: SO IT ALL HINGES ON ME. . .
- Hendrix: yep, do you wanna kill your best friend or are you secretly not heartless
- Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands' by player Thrice (Player)
- Haze: Though I wouldn't really kill
- Haze: need to change back to regular attire
- Haze: there we go
- Ci: What were our options again?
- ThatBaka: to lose or to win
- Ci: And what happens if we lose?
- Haze: Something bad, presumably
- Ci: But how bad are we talkin here
- ThatBaka: not very bad, surprisingly
- ThatBaka: it was going to be one of those obviously staged things
- ThatBaka: where she was going to just finish you off, but just can't bring herself to
- ThatBaka: due to the fact that she wuvs u too much
- ThatBaka: So instead she considers that the "win" for you
- Finne: well it's a damned good thing I wasn't there
- Finne: She hated me
- Finne: she'd have just murdered us
- ThatBaka: because ultimately, Lucifer's plot was foiled due to making her more oblivious counterpart discover love and friendship
- ThatBaka: Now if you won, I dunno, you can do whatever
- Ci: That's not nearly grimdark enough for me (SAD)
- ThatBaka: it wasn't meant to be grimdark, it was just meant to piss everyone off
- Ci: And it sorta succeeded
- Ci: (SAD)
- Finne: Well, it doesn't really piss me off
- Ci: It ust lacks...impact to me.
- Finne: I am not a soulless excuse for a human being (D)
- Ci: *just
- Finne: And don't wish death upon every NPC
- Finne: I've killed enough NPCs
- Ci: I just want something to conclude everything, something with a lasting effect.
- Ci: The way this ending is, we lose and everything's a-okay happy ending
- Ci: We win and...everything's a-okay happy ending.
- Finne: pretty sure if we lose she kinda leaves forever
- Finne: something about some Styx song
- ThatBaka: to be fair
- ThatBaka: no matter what happens, you're deported back to your home world
- Hendrix: Well SHIT
- Hendrix: I'm going to have to level up and get Plane Shift (CRS)
- Hendrix: And then raze the place
- ThatBaka: better work on that then
- Hendrix: I ain't letting that shit stain of a planet exist
- ThatBaka: It WAS still gonna be sappy as all hell though
- Hendrix: it was better off exploded
- Hendrix: Oh hey
- Hendrix: I do get 5th level spells at level 13
- Hendrix: I need...around 23000 Experience
- ThatBaka: It may not be grimdark, but it was how the campaign was meant to conclude
- Hendrix: I'll only have to kill like half the planet
- Hendrix: to get htat much
- ThatBaka: this wasn't really meant to be a grimdark campaign anyway
- ThatBaka: it was just viewed as such by PC
- ThatBaka: for some reason
- Hendrix: at some points it was
- Hendrix: but Hendrix's backstory/home planet was much more grimderp
- Hendrix: well
- Hendrix: Maybe not moreso than Kilad
- Ci: I was more joking about the grimdarkness of it
- Hendrix: But yes I was sort of hoping you'd let my home planet STAY DEAD (D)
- Hendrix: Now I have to kill it, and that's just gonna make me seem like a bad guy (D)
- Ci: Sorry, got distracted
- Ci: But yeah, I'm not complaining that it's not dark
- ThatBaka: well maybe you shouldn't be a bad guy in the first p0lace
- Hendrix: I'm pretty sure
- ThatBaka: I'm not even sure how that 0 got there
- Ci: Just that it seems a bit...ehhhhh
- Hendrix: murdering my planet will make me Chaotic Good
- Hendrix: instant 1000 karma
- Hendrix: from something like -500
- Hendrix: because alignment systems
- ThatBaka: Well that's just the way it is
- Hendrix: Oh god
- Hendrix: that's just my epilogue
- Hendrix: murdering millions of people
- Hendrix: LIKE CI BEFORE ME (D)
- Hendrix: But yeah, if we do lose I guess she just leaves or some shit, if we win I dunno
- Forzifer: I uh, do have to doubt that we would win though
- Forzifer: 943 HP? DR25? Regeneration15?
- Haze: Oh wait hahaha
- Haze: My attacks bypass Good DR
- Haze: and obv Good Regeneration, but I also die to a flyswatter
- ThatBaka: if you don't like it, then I dunno
- ThatBaka: that's what I was planning, and that's probably what I'm gonna stick by
- Haze: if she DID die, it'd just lead to us wandering about the dimensions
- Haze: till we finally both have enough dosh and find one where resurrection is possible
- Haze: so, probably just one with gods
- Haze: though I guess considering Plane Shift is highly inaccurate we might drown or something
- Haze: 5-500 fucking miles off
- Haze: ...then again she's FUCKING LUCIFER
- Haze: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KILL LUCIFER IN THE FIRST GODDAMNED PLACE?
- Haze: WHOOP DE DOO, YOU SENT THE DEVIL TO HELL
- Haze: GOOD ON YA M8
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