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  1. Happy: Wanna help me make a talk game?
  2.  
  3. Raisin: A talk game?
  4.  
  5. Happy: A game where you talk. You just talk. It’s all words.
  6.  
  7. Raisin: Do gestures count as words?
  8.  
  9. Happy: I guess?
  10.  
  11. Raisin: Theeeeeeen, hmm…
  12.  
  13. Happy: Don’t rush, think it over.
  14.  
  15. Raisin: Hey how about this?! When I say “Ta!”, you have to say “Ta!”. If you can do it five times, you win. But you lose if I say anything else and you go “Ta!”.
  16.  
  17. Happy: Ok!
  18.  
  19. Raisin: Ta!
  20.  
  21. Happy: Ta!
  22.  
  23. Raisin: Faster! Ta!
  24.  
  25. Happy: You said nothing about the speed!
  26.  
  27. Raisin: Eeeeeeeeh I guess you are right. Then, hmm, how about… hmm…
  28.  
  29. Happy: I know! You have to do something. If you do it before I say “Ta!” then I lose!
  30.  
  31. Raisin: Good one! Theeeee…eeeeeeee..eeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn…!!!!
  32.  
  33. Happy: I know I KNOW! You have to say a phrase!
  34.  
  35. Raisin: Hey you are so right! Pick it!
  36.  
  37. Happy: Me?
  38.  
  39. Raisin: It’s your idea.
  40.  
  41. Happy: …
  42.  
  43. Raisin: …?
  44.  
  45. Happy: Yes! You have to say “time flies really fast”.
  46.  
  47. Raisin: Alright! Ready?!
  48.  
  49. Happy: Ready!
  50.  
  51. Raisin: Ta!
  52.  
  53. Happy: Ta!
  54.  
  55. Raisin: Ta!
  56.  
  57. Happy: ..T-ta!
  58.  
  59. Raisin: Ta! TIMEFLIESREALLYFAST
  60.  
  61. Happy: Ta! TA! WHAT?!
  62.  
  63. Raisin: You never said anything about the speed! HOHOHO
  64.  
  65. Happy: No fair! Not fair!
  66.  
  67. Raisin: Actually, it’s way better this way. I get a bit of the challenge too.
  68.  
  69. Happy: Hmp! FINE! Then, you have to say “time flies really fast doesn’t it” instead!
  70.  
  71. Raisin: That’s too long!
  72.  
  73. Happy: It’s not! TIMEFLIESREALDAHSKDHASJKHEJKASHEJKAIESNTIT!
  74.  
  75. Raisin: So, you really like mushroom-shaped clouds?
  76.  
  77. Happy: …“Time flies really really fast.”
  78.  
  79. Raisin: Yup! That’s more like it.
  80.  
  81. Happy: Ok! Ready?
  82.  
  83. Raisin: Always ready. Aaaaaaaand… TA!
  84.  
  85. Happy: TA!
  86.  
  87. Raisin: TA! Timefli-
  88.  
  89. Happy: TA!
  90.  
  91. Raisin: TA! TIMEFLIESREALLYREA
  92.  
  93. Happy: TA!
  94.  
  95. Raisin: …
  96.  
  97. Happy: …
  98.  
  99. Raisin: …
  100.  
  101. Happy: …
  102.  
  103. Raisin: …
  104.  
  105. Happy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA just say something already!!
  106.  
  107. Raisin: Awww, but what’s the hurry?
  108.  
  109. Happy: THAT’S CHEATING, I KNOW IT, I KNOW IT IN MY DEEPEST… THING!
  110.  
  111. Raisin: We never said anything about the time in between.
  112.  
  113. Happy: If we have to explain every single litt-
  114.  
  115. Raisin: TA!
  116.  
  117. Happy: TA! TA! TAAAA!
  118.  
  119. Raisin: RA!
  120.  
  121. Happy: TA! I WON!
  122.  
  123. Raisin: Hohohoho, I said “RA!” You lose.
  124.  
  125. Happy: NO! YOU SAID TA!
  126.  
  127. Raisin: Nope, I said “RA!”
  128.  
  129. Happy: You are lying, so lying! Why are you so mean, why do you bully, why do you like to watch me shaking?!
  130.  
  131. Raisin: I, eh, don’t really know I guess? But I’m sure you’d love to watch me lose too.
  132.  
  133. Happy: You bet!
  134.  
  135. Raisin: I said “ra!”.
  136.  
  137. Happy: You said “TA!”.
  138.  
  139. Raisin: Hmm…
  140.  
  141. Happy: …hmm…
  142.  
  143. Raisin: There’s really no way to tell if I did, right?
  144.  
  145. Happy: No. Now that I think of it…
  146.  
  147. Raisin: And “Ra” and “Ta” are very close…
  148.  
  149. Happy: Not when you say it like that, but when it’s so fast it gets hard to tell sounds apart.
  150.  
  151. Raisin: Any ideas?
  152.  
  153. Strawberry: So, what do you get if you win?
  154.  
  155. Raisin: NO!
  156.  
  157. Stawberry: “No” what?
  158.  
  159. Raisin: “NO!” you!
  160.  
  161. Happy: Why?
  162.  
  163. Raisin: She’s mean.
  164.  
  165. Strawberry: Oh so very mean.
  166.  
  167. Happy: Berry is not mean. You are mean. Don’t be mean.
  168.  
  169. Strawberry: So can I stray?
  170.  
  171. Raisin: NO!
  172.  
  173. Strawberry: Seems I can.
  174.  
  175. Raisin: Then why do you ask?!
  176.  
  177. Strawberry: What happens if you lose?
  178.  
  179. Happy: Then, um… something should happen?
  180.  
  181. Raisin: Why would anything happen, the game is over.
  182.  
  183. Strawberry: You know, White Duster said humans used to jump from planes because it was fun.
  184.  
  185. Raisin: What does that even have to do with anything?
  186.  
  187. Happy: Why would that be fun, you just fall into the ground and that’s it.
  188.  
  189. Strawberry: Maybe, just maybe, it isn’t as fun to us because we can’t be broken.
  190.  
  191. Raisin: So breaking your arms and legs makes things fun. Good. Say, what if-
  192.  
  193. Strawberry: Apparently, having something to lose makes you care a whole lot more about winning.
  194.  
  195. Raisin: “sigh”
  196.  
  197. Happy: Why is she so mad at you?
  198.  
  199. Strawberry: It seems she really likes wood planks.
  200.  
  201. Raisin: You destroyed my castle!
  202.  
  203. Strawberry: Pff, as if you weren’t going to do it yourself!
  204.  
  205. Raisin: I wasn’t!
  206.  
  207. Strawberry: You weren’t?!
  208.  
  209. Raisin: No!
  210.  
  211. Strawberry: But what’s the point of making such a big thing if you aren’t going to watch if break apart? It’s the best part!
  212.  
  213. Raisin: What?!
  214.  
  215. Happy: I, um, I guess everyone has fun their own way?
  216.  
  217. Raisin: That’s not how I have fun!
  218.  
  219. Strawberry: Oooooh. Well; this is awkward. Sorry?
  220.  
  221. Raisin: You broke it three times! I wasted all the daylight!
  222.  
  223. Strawberry: Sorry sorry sorry-
  224.  
  225. Raisin: AHDJKAHSUIHSEUKHUASE-
  226.  
  227. Strawberry: Say, how about this? Each time you win, you get a star. If you get three stars, you can ask the loser to do anything you want.
  228.  
  229. Happy: I, um… HMM….! It does have a very interesting ring to it!
  230.  
  231. Raisin: But, wait, what could you want me to do?
  232.  
  233. Happy: I want my own castle!
  234.  
  235. Raisin: But I’d waste all the daylight again.
  236.  
  237. Happy: Then don’t lose?
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