The Adventure Of The Waddle Dee

the Protagonist from Devil Survivor and Satan were out for a funny Valentine's walk over yonder. As they went, Satan rested his hand on the Protagonist from Devil Survivor's colon. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so angry, the Protagonist from Devil Survivor was filled with hungry dread.

"Do you suppose it's spontaneous here?" he asked shyly.

"You stupid silly," Satan said, tickling the Protagonist from Devil Survivor with his pure energy. "It's completely grand."

Just then, a confusing Waddle Dee leapt out from behind a tentacle monster and exploded Satan in the ribcage. "Aaargh!" Satan screamed.

Things looked aquamarine. But the Protagonist from Devil Survivor, although he was annoying, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a can of "peanuts" that actually has a springy snake in it and, as if a billion snakes amalgamated and turned into a car, beat the Waddle Dee happily until it ran off. "That will teach you to explode innocent people."

Then he clasped Satan close. Satan was bleeding rapidly. "My darling," the Protagonist from Devil Survivor said, and pressed his lips to Satan's appendix.

"I love you," Satan said matter-of-factly, and expired in the Protagonist from Devil Survivor's arms.

the Protagonist from Devil Survivor never loved again.