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Luan is depressed

Oct 27th, 2018
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  1. >Luan lay the couch and watched the screen's blue-ish glow.
  2. >There was nothing on it, of course, but it was better than having to watch something.
  3. >"Luan! Move your big butt! Your princess needs to watch her shows."
  4. >Luan said nothing and didn't move.
  5. >"Lola, sweetie, leave your sister alone. She's had a bad day, and she needs some time to herself."
  6. >"But mooooooooooom..."
  7. >Let them bicker.
  8. >Luan just wanted to sleep.
  9. >Time passed, and everyone gave her a wide berth.
  10. >Except for Lincoln.
  11. >"Hey, can I do anything for you?"
  12. >"Go away," Luan sighed and growled.
  13. >"Luan, I'm worried about you. You've been like this all weekend."
  14. >"Go away."
  15. >"No. I'm gonna make you feel better!"
  16. >Oh boy. The twerp was gonna make her feel better.
  17. >"Uh, knock knock?"
  18. >Luan stayed silent.
  19. >"Luan, you're supposed to say who's there."
  20. >"I got a better one. Knock knock."
  21. >Who's th-"
  22. >"Eat shit."
  23. >And it went on and on like this, with Luan interspersing each joke with an insult or a deadpan sneer.
  24. >Eventually, Lincoln was tired, and frustrated.
  25. >None of his jokes were working.
  26. >But maybe he didn't need to tell her any jokes.
  27. >Lincoln's eyes widened and he ran upstairs into Luan and Luna's room.
  28. >Finally, he was gone.
  29. >Luan decided to get some sleep.
  30. >The first notes of the video started up on the screen.
  31. >Luan's eyes creaked open.
  32. >The black man on stage was clad in red leather, his stance exuding confidence and hilarity.
  33. >God fucking damn it Lincoln.
  34. >Luan wanted to scream at him, throw stuff at him, tell him to die and carry out the deed herself.
  35. >Luan didn't.
  36. >Instead, synced with the man, she looked at Lincoln.
  37. >"Hey boy, you look good in them jeans."
  38. >Luan smiled.
  39. >For the rest of the night, the two watched the comedy show, hooting and hollering again and again to the chagrin of the rest of the household.
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