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  1. Sep 18 15:30:25 <Risugami>  use .r to add a factoid
  2. Sep 18 15:40:18 <Nijiko>    .r space <php>echo preg_replace('/\s+/i', ' ', implode(' ', str_split(($argc==0)?'nijiko':implode(' ', $arg))));
  3. Sep 18 15:40:39 <Nijiko>    i don't know syntax for .r tho
  4. Sep 18 15:42:13 <Nijiko>    .r space <php>echo implode(' ', str_split(($argc==0)?$ioru:implode(' ', $arg)));
  5. Sep 18 15:43:17 <Risugami>  .r space <php>echo implode(' ', str_split($ioru));
  6. Sep 20 05:58:00 <Lunatrius> .r test <js,map=freegame>print(map)
  7. Sep 20 07:22:17 <tmtu>  .r test <js>a=args[0];print(a.split(' '))
  8. Sep 20 07:22:30 <tmtu>  .r test <js>a=args;print(a.split(' '))
  9. Sep 23 05:43:38 <Lunatrius> .r wastedonlol <alias>xpath http://wastedonlol.com/%arg0%-%arg1-%/ //span[@class='result_pseudo']/..
  10. Sep 25 10:30:33 <tmtu>  .r blush (/∇＼*)｡o○(%inp%-sama~)
  11. Sep 25 10:30:55 <tmtu>  .r blush (/∇＼*)｡o○(♡ %inp%-sama~ ♡)
  12. Sep 25 13:35:58 <Genuine>   .r π 3.141592653589793238
  13. Sep 25 13:37:28 <tmtu>  .r  ™
  14. Sep 25 13:37:38 <Genuine>   .r π 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
  15. Sep 25 13:41:13 <Genuine>   .r φ 1.618033988749894848204586834
  16. Sep 27 08:36:42 <Lunatrius> .r o.o ಠ_ಠ
  17. Sep 27 15:32:00 <Lunatrius> .r test <js>args.replace(/#include "stdafx.h"/,"")
  18. Sep 28 04:46:10 <Lunatrius> .r map <js>map=["Helps to have a map.","Helps to have a map.","Helps to have a map.","Even with the best of maps and gerbils, we can never fully chart our virgins."];map[Math.floor(Math.random()*map.length)];
  19. Sep 28 04:46:36 <Lunatrius> .r map <js>wat="Helps to have a map.";map=[wat,wat,wat,"Even with the best of maps and gerbils, we can never fully chart our virgins."];map[Math.floor(Math.random()*map.length)];
  20. Sep 28 06:13:34 <Gurkenmaster>  .r truncate <lua> return string.sub(args, 1, 500)
  21. Sep 28 06:14:24 <Risugami>  .r truncate $sub(%inp%,1,400)
  22. Sep 29 02:54:52 <Lunatrius> .r test <php>$e="xchange";$c="currency";$_=$arg;if(count($_)<3)die("Usage: ?e$e <from-$c> <to-$c> <amount> | Usage: ?e$e <amount> <from-$c> [in|to] <to-$c>");if(count($_)==4)$_=[$_[1],$_[3],$_[0]];$a=json_decode(file_get_contents("http://rate-e$e.appspot.com/$c?from=$_[0]&to=$_[1]"));if(!property_exists($a,"rate"))die("E$e rate not found, invalid $c?");die("$_[2] $a->from = ".(intval($_[2])*$a->rate)." $a->to");
  23. Sep 29 06:15:29 <Lunatrius> .r cchan <js>var a=arg[0];print(a.substr(a.length/2, a.indexOf(a.match(/[aieou]/)) + 1) + "cchan")
  24. Sep 29 06:16:52 <Lunatrius> .r cchan <js>var a=arg[0];print(a.substr(a.length, a.lastIndexOf(a.match(/[aieou]/)) + 1) + "cchan")
  25. Sep 29 06:24:08 <tmtu>  .r testcchan <js>a=arg[0];x=[];p=0;for(;;){i=a.substr(p).search(/[aeiou]/);if(i==-1)break;x.push(i);}if(x.length==0){print(a.substr(x[x.length%2==0?x[x.length/2]:x[x.length/2-0.5])+"cchan")}
  26. Sep 29 06:25:00 <tmtu>  .r testcchan <js>a=arg[0];x=[];p=0;for(;;){i=a.substr(p).search(/[aeiou]/);if(i==-1)break;x.push(i);}if(x.length==0){print(a.substr(x.length%2==0?x[x.length/2]:x[x.length/2-0.5])+"cchan")}
  27. Sep 29 06:25:29 <tmtu>  .r testcchan <js>a=arg[0];x=[];p=0;for(;;){i=a.substr(p).search(/[aeiou]/);if(i==-1)break;x.push(i);p=i;}if(x.length==0){print(a.substr(x.length%2==0?x[x.length/2]:x[x.length/2-0.5])+"cchan")}
  28. Sep 29 06:27:24 <Lunatrius> .r test <js>var a=arg[0]||ioru;c=parseInt(a.length/2)-1;print(a.substr(0, a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/)+c+1) + "cchan")
  29. Sep 29 06:27:55 <Lunatrius> .r test2 <js>arg[0]||ioru
  30. Sep 29 06:28:21 <tmtu>  .r testcchan <js>a=arg[0];x=[];p=0;for(;;){i=a.substr(p).search(/[aeiou]/);if(i==-1)break;x.push(i);p=i+1;}if(x.length==0){print(a.substr(x.length%2==0?x[x.length/2]:x[x.length/2-0.5])+"cchan")}
  31. Sep 29 06:29:38 <Lunatrius> .r cchan <js>var a=arg[0],c=parseInt(a.length/2);print(a.substr(0, a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/)+c+1) + "cchan")
  32. Sep 29 06:30:35 <Lunatrius> .r test <js>var a=arg[0],c=parseInt(a.length/2);print(">>"+a+"<<");print(a.substr(0, a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/)+c+1) + "cchan")
  33. Sep 29 06:32:11 <Lunatrius> .r test <js>var a=arg[0],c=parseInt(a.length/2);print(">>"+a+"<<");print(">>"+a.length+","+c+"<<");print(a.substr(0, a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/)+c+1) + "cchan")
  34. Sep 29 06:32:30 <Shockah|Work>  .r jab $repeat(%ioru%,3)
  35. Sep 29 06:32:49 <Lunatrius> .r cchan <js>var a=arg[0]+"",c=parseInt(a.length/2);print(a.substr(0, a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/)+c+1) + "cchan")
  36. Sep 29 06:33:17 <Lunatrius> .r cchan <js>var a=(arg[0]||ioru)+"",c=parseInt(a.length/2)-1;print(a.substr(0, a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/)+c+1) + "cchan")
  37. Sep 29 06:38:05 <Lunatrius> .r cchan <js>var a=(arg[0]||ioru)+"",c=parseInt(a.length/2)-1,b=a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/);if(b==-1)b=c;print(a.substr(0, b+c+1) + "cchan")
  38. Sep 29 06:38:39 <Lunatrius> .r cchan <js>var a=(arg[0]||ioru)+"",c=parseInt(a.length/2)-1,b=a.substr(c).search(/[aeiou]/);if(b==-1)b=a.length;print(a.substr(0, b+c+1) + "cchan")
  39. Oct 01 09:02:07 <Shocky>    ‘*1 °-’Q€I*- | M "” E ‘ J“ V | 0.-, rs nt-v | r;~- - so Sorry... | 4 ' «,1-«‘v.§“£ ‘E o] | 5,-’.u;-..‘ . - .. .; ''r'o.Jr rw.-‘I-:ros.o*°. 3CCCL.Ht s.a;.~'-5 3;-3.1 re .n‘der '8 years -3 d. ''-''-:*..r we to me at‘ am. tto_1oIr* 1'19 W '1CO'.‘."5 | u»- | fl M “L. Ir‘-srder Program. | rrpn:Lmou-r
  40. Oct 01 19:00:52 <Genuine>   .r quote <cmd>quote %inp%
  41. Oct 01 19:22:29 <Genuine>   .r emoji <js>return args
  42. Oct 01 19:22:59 <Nijiko>    .r emoji <js>return args.join(' ')
  43. Oct 01 19:23:36 <Nijiko>    .r emoji <js>args.join(' ')
  44. Oct 01 19:23:37 <Risugami>  .r emoji <js>print(args)
  45. Oct 01 19:25:08 <Nijiko>    .r emoji <js>var a="http://benalman.com/code/projects/php-simple-proxy/ba-simple-proxy.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpastebin.com%2Fraw.php%3Fi%3DJ8Rw4frk",xhr = new XMLHttpRequest(),b,c,d;xhr.open("GET", a, false);xhr.send(null);if(xhr.status===200){c=JSON.parse(xhr.responseText);if(!c||!c.contents){ return console.log('proxy is down');}c = c.contents;for(b in c)text=text.replace(new RegExp(':'+b+':','gi'),c[b]);console.log(args)}else{console.log('shit
  46. Oct 01 19:26:12 <Nijiko>    .r emoji <js>var a="http://benalman.com/code/projects/php-simple-proxy/ba-simple-proxy.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpastebin.com%2Fraw.php%3Fi%3DJ8Rw4frk",xhr=newXMLHttpRequest(),b,c,d;xhr.open("GET", a, false);xhr.send(null);if(xhr.status===200){c=JSON.parse(xhr.responseText);if(!c||!c.contents){ return console.log('proxy is down');}c = c.contents;for(b in c)text=text.replace(new RegExp(':'+b+':','gi'),c[b]);print(args)}else{print('proxy is down')}
  47. Oct 01 19:45:19 <Nijiko>    .r emoji $c=curl_init();curl_setopt($c,CURLOPT_URL,'http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=J8Rw4frk');curl_setopt($c,CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER,true);$j=json_decode(curl_exec($c));foreach($j as $k => $v){$ioru=preg_replace('/\:'.$k.'\:/i',$v,$ioru);}echo $ioru;
  48. Oct 01 19:45:41 <Nijiko>    .r emoji <php>$c=curl_init();curl_setopt($c,CURLOPT_URL,'http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=J8Rw4frk');curl_setopt($c,CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER,true);$j=json_decode(curl_exec($c));foreach($j as $k => $v){$ioru=preg_replace('/\:'.$k.'\:/i',$v,$ioru);}echo $ioru;
  49. Oct 01 20:33:05 <Nijiko>    .r emoji <php>if(!isset($_STATE))$_STATE=json_decode(Requests::get('http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=ZH2cDUFZ')->body);echo preg_replace_callback('/\:(.+?)\:/',function($a)use($_STATE){$a=$a[1];return property_exists($_STATE,$a)?$_STATE->{$a}:$a;},$args);
  50. Oct 01 20:38:36 <Nijiko>    .r emoji if(!isset($_STATE))$_STATE=json_decode(Requests::get('http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=V2WE2Z1s')->body);echo preg_replace_callback('/\:(.+?)\:/',function($a)use($_STATE){$a=$a[1];return property_exists($_STATE,$a)?$_STATE->{$a}:$a;},$args);
  51. Oct 01 20:38:52 <Nijiko>    .r emoji <php>if(!isset($_STATE))$_STATE=json_decode(Requests::get('http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=V2WE2Z1s')->body);echo preg_replace_callback('/\:(.+?)\:/',function($a)use($_STATE){$a=$a[1];return property_exists($_STATE,$a)?$_STATE->{$a}:$a;},$args);
  52. Oct 02 04:54:48 <Genuine>   .r pout http://joyfilleddays.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/pouting-child-girl-410x329.jpg
  53. Oct 02 09:39:21 <Lunatrius> .r ffxiii <cmd>wa time until oct 9 2014 18:00 cet
  54. Oct 02 09:49:38 <Lunatrius> .r ffxiii <alias>countdown oct 9 2014 18:00 cet
  55. Oct 04 16:03:03 <Lunatrius> .r runlang <php>try{$a=Requests::post('http://codepad.org/',[],['lang'=>$arg[0],'code'=>implode(' ',array_splice($arg,1)),'run'=>'True']);$b=new DOMDocument;@$b->loadHTML($a->body);$c=new DOMXPath($b);foreach($c->evaluate('//div[@class="code" and position()=2]//td[2]//pre')as$d)printf("%s\n",trim($d->textContent));}catch(Exception $e){print($e->getMessage());}
  56. Oct 05 23:43:10 <Genuine>   .r GoLANG https://golang.org/doc/gopher/gopherbw.png
  57. Oct 08 16:05:20 <Lunatrius> .r osutime osu!
  58. Oct 10 07:44:31 <tmtu>  .r hangul <alias>randchar %arg0% 44032 55215
  59. Oct 13 09:25:38 <Genuine>   .r nsync ☆NSYNC
  60. Oct 14 18:09:15 <Lunatrius> .r whatsmodloader http://tiny.cc/PAIN
  61. Oct 15 13:20:43 <Genuine>   .r jsoms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJcvRLKO_pU&list=UUuTNcnGVHRlEJ7uq-X8mfTQ
  62. Oct 15 13:21:01 <Genuine>   .r jcoms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJcvRLKO_pU&list=UUuTNcnGVHRlEJ7uq-X8mfTQ
  63. Oct 16 18:15:48 <Genuine>   .r thanksobama http://i.imgur.com/Sd38Jq0.png
  64. Oct 17 12:52:35 <Lunatrius> .r test <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/ebola.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc==1&&$args=="link"){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;} <+ShaRose> gaymergaet
  65. Oct 17 12:53:12 <Shocky>    .r test <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/ebola.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc==1&&$args=="link"){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;} <+ShaRose> gaymergeit
  66. …
  67. Oct 18 16:37:10 <Lunatrius> .r erofic <alias>nocontext
  68. Oct 18 16:39:15 <Nijiko>    .r tumblrinaction <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc==1&&$args=="link"){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
  69. Oct 18 16:42:00 <Nijiko>    .r redditquote <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/' . ($argc==1 ? $args : 'funny') . '.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc==1&&$args=="link"){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
  70. Oct 18 16:44:13 <Lunatrius> .r test <alias>chainfactoids sfuck>spenis %inp%
  71. Oct 18 16:47:15 <Lunatrius> .r redditquote <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/'.($argc==1?$args:'funny').'.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc==1&&$args=="link"){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
  72. Oct 18 16:53:05 <Nijiko>    .r redditquote <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/'.($argc==1?$args:'funny').'.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc!=0&&strpos($args,"link")!==false){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
  73. Oct 18 16:54:28 <Nijiko>    .r redditquote <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/'.($argc!=0?$argv[0]:'funny').'.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc!=0&&strpos($args,"link")!==false){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
  74. Oct 18 16:55:14 <Nijiko>    .r redditquote <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/'.($argc!=0?$argv[1]:'funny').'.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc!=0&&strpos($args,"link")!==false){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
  75. Oct 18 16:56:34 <Nijiko>    .r redditquote <php>$_=json_decode(Requests::get('http://www.reddit.com/r/'.($argc!=0?explode(" ",$args)[0]:'funny').'.json?limit=200')->body);$a=[];foreach($_->data->children as$b)if(!$b->data->stickied)$a[]=$b;$b=$a[array_rand($a)]->data;echo$b->title;if($argc!=0&&strpos($args,"link")!==false){echo' http://redd.it/'.$b->id;}
  76. Oct 19 12:33:45 <Lunatrius> .r brofist 👊
  77. Oct 20 07:21:20 <Lunatrius> .r haspaid <php>$c=@file_get_contents('http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user='.urlencode($ioru));$r=json_decode($c);print(is_bool($r)?($ioru.': '.($r?'yes':'no')):'Login server is offline.');
  78. Oct 20 07:21:35 <Lunatrius> .r haspaid <php>$c=@file_get_contents('http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user='.urlencode($ioru));$r=json_decode($c);print(is_bool($r)?($ioru.': '.($r?'yes':'no')):'Login server is offline.');
  79. Oct 20 07:28:24 <Lunatrius> .r test <lua,map=age>table.foreach(map,print)
  80. Oct 20 07:37:31 <Lunatrius> .r setage <lua>assert(argc==4,"usage: <nick> <year> <month> <day>") if args:match("^%w+ %d%d%d%d %d%d? %d%d?$") ~= nil then cmd.fmap("set age "..args) print("Added!") else print("Invalid format!") end
  81. Oct 20 07:39:39 <Lunatrius> .r setage <lua>assert(argc==4,"usage: <nick> <year> <month> <day>") if args:match("^[^ ]+ %d%d%d%d %d%d? %d%d?$") ~= nil then cmd.fmap("set age "..args) print("Added!") else print("Invalid format!") end
  82. Oct 20 07:41:16 <Lunatrius> .r setage <lua>assert(argc==2,"usage: <nick> <year> <month> <day>") if args:match("^[^ ]+ %d%d%d%d-%d%d-%d%d$") ~= nil then cmd.fmap("set age "..args) print("Added!") else print("Invalid format!") end
  83. Oct 20 07:41:52 <Lunatrius> .r setage <lua>assert(argc==2,"usage: <nick> <year> <month> <day>") if args:match("^[^ ]+ %d%d%d%d%-%d%d%-%d%d$") ~= nil then cmd.fmap("set age "..args) print("Added!") else print("Invalid format!") end
  84. Oct 20 12:38:13 <Lunatrius> .r erofic <alias>chainfactoids rq>nonsense
  85. Oct 20 12:47:11 <Lunatrius> Oh right, can't .r that symbol
  86. Oct 21 13:52:29 <Lunatrius> .r p <cmd>g site:docs.python.org %inp%
  87. Oct 21 23:44:58 <Genuine>   .r ttwit ~ThisTheWayITalk~
  88. Oct 21 23:46:26 <Genuine>   .r titwit ~ThisIsTheWayITalk~
  89. Oct 25 08:10:55 <Lunatrius> .r perlbeer2 <alias>chainfactoids web>perl http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=ypQ2XVVn
  90. Oct 25 08:11:36 <Lunatrius> .r perlbeer2 <alias>chainfactoids web>perl http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/download/737
  91. Oct 26 08:58:59 <Lunatrius> .r test $urlencode(does this work)
  92. Oct 26 09:00:25 <Lunatrius> .r mlink <js>"http://lunatrius.exofire.net/mlinks.php?q="+encodeURIComponent(args)
  93. Oct 27 08:37:46 <Lunatrius> .r konamicode ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → Ⓑ Ⓐ
  94. Oct 27 08:37:59 <Lunatrius> .r konami <alias>konamicode
  95. Oct 27 08:45:33 <Lunatrius> .r mlink http://lunatrius.exofire.net/mlinks.php?q=$url(%inp%)
  96. Oct 27 08:50:58 <Lunatrius> .r wayback https://web.archive.org/web/*/$url(%inp%)
  97. Oct 27 08:51:42 <Lunatrius> .r wayback https://web.archive.org/web/*/%inp%
  98. Oct 27 08:53:21 <Lunatrius> .r wayback https://web.archive.org/web/21000101000000/%inp%
  99. Oct 27 08:54:09 <Lunatrius> .r wayback <js>"https://web.archive.org/web/21000101000000/"+encodeURI(args)
  100. Oct 27 08:55:15 <Lunatrius> .r archive <alias>wayback %inp%
  101. Oct 27 09:06:07 <Lunatrius> .r waybacksave <lua>net.get('http://web.archive.org/save/'..args) return 'https://web.archive.org/web/21000101000000/'..args
  102. Oct 27 16:49:58 <osuka_>    .r gibe ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ gibe$if(%inp%, %inp% ,)plos
  103. Oct 27 16:50:21 <osuka_>    .r gibe ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ gibe$if(%inp%, %inp% , )plos
  104. Oct 28 09:02:27 <Lunatrius> .r waaai <lua>return net.get("http://api.waa.ai/?url="..net.url(args))
  105. Oct 28 09:02:54 <Lunatrius> .r waaai <lua>return net.get("http://api.waa.ai/?url="..net.url(args))..""
  106. Oct 28 09:03:04 <Risugami>  .r waaai http://api.waa.ai/?url=$url(%inp%)
  107. Oct 28 09:03:42 <Risugami>  .r waaai <lua>return (net.get("http://api.waa.ai/?url="..net.url(args)))
  108. Oct 28 09:04:19 <Lunatrius> .r mlink <lua>return factoid.waaai("http://lunatrius.exofire.net/mlinks.php?q="..net.url(args))
  109. Oct 28 18:06:36 <Genuine>   .r dickbutt http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/030/dickbutt.jpg
  110. Oct 29 08:53:03 <Lunatrius> .r osutime osu! - http://osu.ppy.sh/
  111. Oct 29 09:45:48 <Lunatrius> .r waybackold <js>"https://web.archive.org/web/19700101000000/"+encodeURI(args)
  112. Oct 30 16:00:44 <clone1018> .r shockyoff <cmd>die
  113. Oct 31 11:35:50 <Lunatrius> .r gttsbase <js>"http://translate.google.com/translate_tts?tl="+encodeURIComponent(arg[0])+"&q="+encodeURIComponent(arg.slice(1).join(" "))
  114. Oct 31 11:36:27 <Lunatrius> .r gtts <alias>gttsbase en %arg0-%
  115. Oct 31 11:47:16 <Lunatrius> .r gttsbase <js>q=arg.slice(1).join(" ");if(q.length<=100)"http://translate.google.com/translate_tts?tl="+encodeURIComponent(arg[0])+"&q="+encodeURIComponent(q)else"100 character limit!"
  116. Oct 31 11:47:40 <Lunatrius> .r gttsbase <js>q=arg.slice(1).join(" ");if(q.length<=100)"http://translate.google.com/translate_tts?tl="+encodeURIComponent(arg[0])+"&q="+encodeURIComponent(q);else"100 character limit!"
  117. Oct 31 11:49:25 <Lunatrius> .r gttsbase <js>q=arg.slice(1).join(" ");if(q.length<=100)"https://translate.google.com/translate_tts?tl="+encodeURIComponent(arg[0])+"&q="+encodeURIComponent(q);else"100 character limit!"
  118. Oct 31 11:52:23 <Lunatrius> .r gttsja <alias>gttsbase ja %arg0-%
  119. Oct 31 15:17:06 <Lunatrius> .r lunaage <alias>lunage
  120. Nov 01 12:10:48 <Lunatrius> .r waaai <lua>return (net.get("http://api.waa.ai/shorten?url="..net.url(args)))
  121. Nov 01 12:12:25 <Lunatrius> .r waaai <lua>return net.json(net.get("http://api.waa.ai/shorten?url="..net.url(args))).data.url
  122. Nov 03 08:03:54 <Lunatrius> .r test %sender%
  123. Nov 03 08:03:59 <Lunatrius> .r test %user%
  124. Nov 03 08:04:26 <Lunatrius> .r steamown2 <alias>steamown %user% %arg0-%
  125. Nov 03 08:05:33 <Lunatrius> .r test <alias>steamown %user% %inp%
  126. Nov 03 08:46:32 <Lunatrius> .r coupondump https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=147610578&token=Dm30pxjA
  127. Nov 03 08:46:43 <Lunatrius> .r coupondumpster <alias>coupondump
  128. Nov 03 10:21:36 <Genuine>   .r imtfy http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxl46B26r1rn4n53o1_400.gif
  129. Nov 03 12:06:40 *   Gurkenmaster attacks .r with Lunacchi
  130. Nov 03 12:06:44 <Samantha-> .r is immune to 'Lunacchi'
  131. Nov 03 12:07:27 *   Gurkenmaster attacks Asuna with .r Lunacchi is at it again!
  132. Nov 03 12:07:32 <Samantha-> Asuna "takes" 737 damage from Gurkenmaster's '.r Lunacchi is at it again!'
  133. Nov 03 19:35:08 <Genuine>   .r harakiri <alias>seppuku
  134. Nov 05 08:43:38 <Lunatrius> .r faggottime <alias>whattimeisit faggot
  135. Nov 05 15:25:51 <Gurkenmaster>  .r told2 http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=dnxLT5Di
  136. Nov 06 07:52:25 <Lunatrius> .r genuinetalk <js>"~"+ioru.replace(/\w\w*/g,function(a){return a[0].toUpperCase()+a.substr(1).toLowerCase()}).replace(/[^A-Za-z:]/gi,"")+"~"
  137. Nov 06 08:16:56 <Genuine>   .r nvm Nevermind
  138. Nov 06 08:23:15 <osuka_>    .r heya https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
  139. Nov 07 09:58:08 <tmtu>  .r bbaka <js>arg[0]+'-'+args.substring(1)
  140. Nov 07 09:58:36 <tmtu>  .r bbaka <js>args.charAt(0)+'-'+args
  141. Nov 07 13:04:34 <Lunatrius> .r test <php>print(eval('%inp%'))
  142. Nov 07 13:04:42 <Lunatrius> .r test <php>print(eval('%inp%'));
  143. Nov 07 13:04:55 <Lunatrius> .r test <php>print(eval('%inp%;'));
  144. Nov 09 09:01:27 <Gurkenmaster>  .r rekt <alias>chooser #rekt
  145. Nov 10 08:10:35 <Lunatrius> .r battery There are these little things called electrons. They are tiny hamsters that run from one pin to the other.
  146. Nov 10 12:47:32 <osuka_>    .r ha (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
  147. Nov 10 12:55:47 <Lunatrius> .r robottalk <js>"‹"+arg.join("·")+"›"
  148. Nov 10 12:57:47 <Lunatrius> .r robottalk <js>"‹"+arg.join("·").replace(/([,;\.:\-_])?·([,;\.:\-_])?/gi,"$1 $2")+"›"
  149. Nov 10 12:58:26 <Lunatrius> .r robottalk <js>"‹"+arg.join("·").replace(/([,;\.:\-_])·/gi,"$1 ").replace(/·([,;\.:\-_])/gi," $1")+"›"
  150. Nov 10 12:59:15 <Lunatrius> .r robottalk <js>"‹"+arg.join("·").replace(/([,;\.:\-_])·/gi,"$1").replace(/·([,;\.:\-_])/gi,"$1")+"›"
  151. Nov 10 13:15:10 <Lunatrius> .r unmunge $tr(ÅḂÇĎĒFĠĦÍĴĶĹṀNÖPQŖŠŢŮVŴXỲŻäḃċđëƒġħíĵķĺṁñöρqŗšţüvωχÿź０１２３４５６７８９,ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789,%inp%)
  152. Nov 10 13:17:05 <Lunatrius> .r mreplace $tr(%arg0%,%arg1%,%arg2-%)
  153. Nov 10 14:25:46 <Genuine>   .r WhatsGoingOn https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/Photos/WhatsGoingOn.png
  154. Nov 10 14:26:50 <Genuine>   .r hq4x https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/Photos/Super%20Mario%201-1%20hq4x.png
  155. Nov 10 17:22:41 <Lunatrius> .r amo <cmd>g site:addons.mozilla.org %inp%
  156. Nov 12 11:14:40 <Lunatrius> .r player https://player.me/?invite=$url(%ioru%)
  157. Nov 12 11:53:22 <Lunatrius> .r + ;D
  158. Nov 12 15:42:49 <Lunatrius> .r multitube https://www.youtube.com/watch_videos?type=0&title=Shocky+Multitube+Playlist&video_ids=$(%arg0-%)
  159. Nov 12 15:43:05 <Lunatrius> .r multitube https://www.youtube.com/watch_videos?type=0&title=Shocky+Multitube+Playlist&video_ids=$url(%arg0-%)
  160. Nov 12 20:05:32 <Genuine>   .r oglaf http://oglaf.com/
  161. Nov 16 17:56:08 <Genuine>   .r sortinggif http://i.imgur.com/fq0A8hx.gif
  162. Nov 18 09:09:51 <osuka_>    .r peppertime <alias> tz mst
  163. Nov 18 09:09:58 <osuka_>    .r peppertime <alias>tz MST
  164. Nov 19 02:37:38 <Genuine>   .r wincurl http://www.confusedbycode.com/curl/#downloads
  165. Nov 19 04:17:36 <Genuine>   .r vidme <php>$v=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.$args)->body)->video; echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url;
  166. Nov 19 04:21:51 <Genuine>   .r vidme <php>$v=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.$args)->body)->video;  if(is_null($v)) echo 'Please use a number'; else echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url;
  167. Nov 19 04:22:46 <Genuine>   .r vidme <php>if (is_numeric($args)) $v=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.$args)->body)->video; if(is_null($v)) echo 'Please use a number'; else echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url;
  168. Nov 19 04:23:35 <Genuine>   .r vidme <php>if (is_numeric($args)) { $v=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.$args)->body)->video; echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url; } else echo 'Please use a number';
  169. Nov 19 04:25:04 <Genuine>   .r vidme <php>if (is_numeric($args)) { $v=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.(string)intval($args))->body)->video; echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url; } else echo 'Please use a number';
  170. Nov 19 04:27:42 <Genuine>   .r vidme <php>if (is_numeric($args)) { try { $v=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.(string)intval($args))->body)->video; echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url; } catch (Exception $e) { echo 'It broke'; } } else echo 'Please use a number';
  171. Nov 19 04:33:19 <Genuine>   .r vidme <php>if (is_numeric($args)) { $j=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.(string)intval($args))->body); if (!is_null($j)) $v=$j->video; if (!is_null($v)) echo $v->title." - ".$v->full_url; } else echo 'Please use a number';
  172. Nov 19 04:57:30 <Genuine>   .r vidme-direct <php>if (is_numeric($args)) { $j=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/video/'.(string)intval($args))->body); if (!is_null($j)) $v=$j->video; if (!is_null($v)) echo $v->title." - ".$v->complete_url; } else echo 'Please use a number';
  173. Nov 19 05:12:20 <Genuine>   .r vidme-user <php>if (is_numeric($args)) { $j=json_decode(Requests::get('https://api.vid.me/user/'.(string)intval($args))->body); if (!is_null($j)) $v=$j->user; if (!is_null($v)) echo $v->username.': '.$v->video_views.' views - '.$v->full_url; } else echo 'Please use a number';
  174. Nov 19 08:49:35 <Gurkenmaster>  .r snipars2 http://a.pomf.se/hnavlb.gif
  175. Nov 20 12:55:12 <Lunatrius> .r steamowned <alias>steamown %inp%
  176. Nov 21 01:12:24 <Genuine>   .r crdl <php>$j = json_decode(file_get_contents('https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/CRDB/'.$args[0].'.json')); echo var_dump($j);
  177. Nov 21 01:13:41 <Genuine>   .r crdl <php>$j = json_decode(file_get_contents('https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/CRDB/'.$arg[0].'.json')); echo var_dump($j);
  178. Nov 22 05:32:07 <Lunatrius> .r striptags <php>print(strip_tags($args))
  179. Nov 22 16:02:01 <Gurkenmaster>  .r snipars2 http://i.imgur.com/j2HzVkw.gif
  180. Nov 23 14:54:53 <Genuine>   .r tisa Tabs indent, spaces align.
  181. Nov 24 08:24:15 <Gurkenmaster>  .r acht <alias>insert 1.0 acht %inp%
  182. Nov 27 01:22:13 <Genuine>   .r bfmin <php>include("https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/BrainFuck/minify.php");
  183. Nov 27 01:27:42 <Genuine>   .r bfmag <php>include("https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/BrainFuck/magnify.php");
  184. Nov 27 01:35:12 <Genuine>   .r bfmin <php>$_=(string) $arg[0];$a="";while(strlen($_)>0){$b=0;$c=$_[0];while($b<strlen($_)&&$_[$b]==$c)$b++;$_=substr($_,($b-($b==2?1:0)));if($b>2)$a .= (string) $b;$a .= (string) $c;}echo($a);
  185. Nov 27 01:35:33 <Genuine>   .r bfmag <php>$_=str_split($arg[0]);$a=0;for($b=0;$b<count($_);++$b){if(is_numeric($_[$b])){$a*=10;$a+=$_[$b];}else if($a>0){echo str_repeat($_[$b],$a);$a=0;}else{echo$_[$b];}}
  186. Nov 27 01:36:19 <Genuine>   .r bfmin <php>$_=$arg[0];$a="";while(strlen($_)>0){$b=0;$c=$_[0];while($b<strlen($_)&&$_[$b]==$c)$b++;$_=substr($_,($b-($b==2?1:0)));if($b>2)$a.=$b;$a.=$c;}echo($a);
  187. Nov 27 02:41:39 <Genuine>   .r playagame https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/message.txt
  188. Nov 27 02:49:15 <Genuine>   .r playagame I want to play a game: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/message.txt
  189. Nov 27 05:31:54 <tmtu>  .r test <js>args
  190. Nov 27 05:33:45 <Genuine>   .r bfmin <php>$_=$args;$a="";while(strlen($_)>0){$b=0;$c=$_[0];while($b<strlen($_)&&$_[$b]==$c)$b++;$_=substr($_,($b-($b==2?1:0)));if($b>2)$a.=$b;$a.=$c;}echo($a);
  191. Nov 27 05:34:53 <tmtu>  .r bfminjs <js>o="";a=args;while(a.length>0){i=0;c=a.charAt(0);while(i<a.length && a.charAt(i)==c)i++;a=a.substring(i-(i==2 ? 1 : 0));if(i>2)o+=i;o+=c;}o
  192. Nov 27 05:36:10 <tmtu>  .r rle <js>o="";a=args;while(a.length>0){i=0;c=a.charAt(0);while(i<a.length && a.charAt(i)==c)i++;a=a.substring(i-(i==2 ? 1 : 0));if(i>2)o+=i;o+=c;}o
  193. Nov 27 08:45:27 <Lunatrius> .r uwot2 <alias>gtts %ioru%, you focking wot mate?
  194. Nov 27 12:01:15 <Gurkenmaster>  .r uwot3 https://translate.google.com/translate_tts?tl=ja&q=You%20fucking%20wat%20meitu
  195. Nov 27 14:09:59 <Genuine>   .r donut <php>try{print(Requests::get(prep_url("http://foaas.herokuapp.com/donut/$arg[0]/$arg[1]"),['User-Agent'=>'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/37.0.2062.103 Safari/537.36'])->body);}catch(Exception $e){print($e->getMessage());}
  196. Nov 27 14:12:41 <Genuine>   .r hq4x https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/Photos/SuperMario1-1hq4x.png
  197. Nov 27 14:14:22 <Genuine>   .r fascinating <php>try{print(Requests::get(prep_url("http://foaas.herokuapp.com/fascinating/$args"),['User-Agent'=>'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/37.0.2062.103 Safari/537.36'])->body);}catch(Exception $e){print($e->getMessage());}
  198. Nov 28 08:25:09 <tmtu>  .r shipit https://assets-cdn.github.com/images/icons/emoji/shipit.png
  199. Nov 29 11:48:59 <Lunatrius> .r wastedonlol <alias>xpath http://wastedonlol.com/$url(%arg0%)-$url(%arg1-%)/ //span[@class='result_pseudo']/..
  200. Nov 29 13:56:43 <Genuine>   .r bitmax 1
  201. Dec 01 06:59:57 <Genuine>   .r jdocs j: <cmd>google Java SE6 -site:docs.oracle.com %inp%
  202. Dec 01 07:00:22 <Genuine>   .r jdocs <cmd>google Java SE6 -site:docs.oracle.com %inp%
  203. Dec 01 07:02:45 <Genuine>   .r jdocs <cmd>google -site:docs.oracle.com Java SE8 %inp%
  204. Dec 01 07:03:12 <Genuine>   .r jdocs <cmd>google Java SE8 -site:docs.oracle.com %inp%
  205. Dec 01 07:04:58 <osuka_>        .r jdocs <cmd>google -site:oracle.com Java SE8 %inp%
  206. Dec 01 07:05:32 <osuka_>    .r jdocs <cmd>google -site:docs.oracle.com Java SE8 %inp%
  207. Dec 01 07:11:56 <Genuine>   .r jdocs <cmd>google site:docs.oracle.com Java SE8 %inp%
  208. Dec 01 07:17:24 <Genuine>   .r jdocs <cmd>google site:docs.oracle.com/javase/8/ %inp%
  209. Dec 01 07:17:33 <Genuine>   .r jdocs8 <cmd>google site:docs.oracle.com/javase/8/ %inp%
  210. Dec 01 07:17:39 <Genuine>   .r jdocs7 <cmd>google site:docs.oracle.com/javase/7/ %inp%
  211. Dec 01 07:17:45 <Genuine>   .r jdocs6 <cmd>google site:docs.oracle.com/javase/6/ %inp%
  212. Dec 01 07:18:30 <Shockah|Work>  .r j <alias>jdocs7 %inp%
  213. Dec 01 07:18:41 <Genuine>   .r j <alias>jdocs8 %inp%
  214. Dec 01 07:30:12 <Genuine>   .r waifu http://i.imgur.com/ZBCuycO.png
  215. Dec 01 12:16:11 <Gurkenmaster>  .r gurkage <alias>age Gurkenmaster 10 3 1996
  216. Dec 02 05:23:15 <Genuine>   .r bytemax 127
  217. Dec 02 05:23:31 <Genuine>   .r ubytemax 255
  218. Dec 02 05:23:58 <Genuine>   .r ubytemin 0
  219. Dec 02 05:24:04 <Genuine>   .r bytemin -128
  220. Dec 02 05:24:27 <Risugami>  .r bytemax 127
  221. Dec 02 05:26:56 <Genuine>   .r charmax <alias>ushortmax
  222. Dec 02 05:27:13 <Genuine>   .r charmin 0
  223. Dec 03 06:13:04 <Genuine>   .r flushsteam steam://flushconfig
  224. Dec 03 17:13:21 <Genuine>   .r coolrom <php>include 'https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/CRDB/search.php';
  225. Dec 03 17:14:55 <Genuine>   .r bfmin <php>include 'https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/BrainFuck/minify.php';
  226. Dec 03 17:15:03 <Genuine>   .r bfmag <php>include 'https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/79514/BrainFuck/magnify.php';
  227. Dec 03 17:20:52 <Genuine>   .r blush (/∇＼*)｡o○(%inp%-sama~)
  228. Dec 03 17:21:09 <Genuine>   .r π 3.141592653589793238
  229. Dec 03 17:27:23 <Genuine>   I'm trying to match anything except (.+\W\.r .+)
  230. Dec 03 17:33:37 <Genuine>   ^(?!(.+\W\.r .+)).+
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