-Short Tales from Kindred Academy-
=1=
*Location: Tina's Room*
Seth: *barges in* Hey Tina, do you happen to have Mr.Archer's te--
Mami: *suddenly stands up* How long have you been there?
Seth: ....long enough.
Mami: *closes in on Seth* You didn't see anything, did you? You didn't see me sniff TIna's used panties did you? DId you?!
Seth: ... ... ...
Mami: *sudden realization* Wait, I shouldn't have said that,
Seth: I'm telling your family.
Mami: Please don't tell my family.
Seth: *runs out* I'm telling your fucking family! And Tina!
Mami: *chases after him* CHOTTO MATTE KUDASAIIII!

=2=
*Location: Staff Lounge*
Abe: 12~!
Hector: ...shit, guess you beat me by 4. *sighs*
George: Oh, are you two "measuring up?"
Hector: On;y you would think that!
Tanya: Actually, hearing you two from over there, it sounded and looked like you two were, in layman's terms, "having a dick-measuring contest" of the literal kind.
Abe: D-Did it really sound like that?
Tanya: Yes. Although there would be no need to physically compare. After all, I have everyone's measurements on file.
George: ...can I maybe look at those file Ta--
Tanya: No. Denied. Rejected. Non. Nein. No--
George: You said No twice.
Tanya: "No". That's Spanish for "No"
George: You people are no fun...

=3=
Mami: It's done!
Tina: What's done?
Mami: The Kyuu-dex (⑨-dex)! It contains information every person's special skill.
Tina: How does it work?
Mami: Let me give you a demonstration! *dials a number* Moshi,moshi, Mr. Worth? I'm just calling to tell you that a creepy white-haired prettyboy is about to ravish your son in the park bathroom. Please save him. *hangs up*
Tina: What was that about?
Seth: *enters, out of breath* T-There, he's off.
Mmai: How did it go?
Seth: Very easy.
[Flashback]
Seth: Oi, you white-haired weirdo!
Faiz: Who are you calling a weirdo, you rabbit fiend.
Seth: Shut up, I just came to tell you that Devon sent me with a message. he said "Come to the park bathroom and make love to me."
Faiz: H-He said that..?
Seth: Yep.
Faiz; KYAAAAAAAAAA~! Bless you dear gods above, it is time for me to ascend to a new level! *runs* Thank yooooou!"
[Flashback end]
Mami: I knew that would work.
Tina: Wait, didn't you just send that Worth kid's dad to the same place.
Mami: THat's right! Now, let's go see the result of this.
-Location: Inside Unlit Park Bathroom-
Richie: Odd, I don't see Devon nore a creepy white-haired prettybo--
Faiz: *gropes Richard* I'M HERE MY LOVE~!
Faiz: Wait, this feels too developed....
Richie: ... ... ...
Faiz: ... ... ...
Richie: ... ... ...
Faiz: Oh no...
-Location: 1 mile away from park-
Tina: So how much long--
*EXPLOSION* *comet-like cloud shoots up in the distance*
Tina: Holy shit, what is that?!
⑨: Move identified as "Sirius Wolf-Punch". Ultimate attack of Sir Richard Worth and has a 99.9% chance of causing the recieving target of ascending to heaven.
Tina: Huh, I guess this thing might be useful.