Fallout: PnP Edition: Log 1: Chapter 1: Subtitle

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, April 13, 2013
7:56 PM - FYDM-Rooster has been invited to chat.
7:56 PM - M.Ciaster has been invited to chat.
7:56 PM - FYDM-Rooster entered chat.
7:56 PM - M.Ciaster entered chat.
7:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has been invited to chat.
7:56 PM - FYDM-Rooster: im not actually in game
7:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
7:56 PM - M.Ciaster: yo dudes
7:56 PM - DarkMime77 has been invited to chat.
7:56 PM - Romper Bomper Stomper Boo has been invited to chat.
7:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: butts
7:56 PM - M.Ciaster: brb, gotta go install Dropbox
7:57 PM - M.Ciaster: :v
7:57 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: ffffffffffffff
7:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
7:57 PM - DarkMime77 entered chat.
7:57 PM - DarkMime77: Hey, guess who
7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Heyo
7:58 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Worst GM in history -12/567
7:58 PM - M.Ciaster: Nerts?
7:58 PM - DarkMime77: No and no
7:58 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Yeah Ciaster, Ryan isn't into shark tits
7:58 PM - MeltingData: oh
7:58 PM - MeltingData: its mr. krabs isnt it
7:58 PM - MeltingData: also just repeating, im not actually in game
7:58 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: He prefers furry foxes
7:58 PM - MeltingData: steam is just bugging out apparently
7:58 PM - DarkMime77: Also Dan, I told you, I had to choose between GMing, or passing English class
7:58 PM - MeltingData disconnected.
7:58 PM - MeltingData entered chat.
7:59 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Obvious choice was GMing
7:59 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: scrub
7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Who needs english class
7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: bitch you can speak it already
7:59 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: how do am words
7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Doesn'ts u
7:59 PM - MeltingData: who learns how to talk and shit
7:59 PM - MeltingData: baby faggots?
7:59 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: So our fifth member shant be joining us this moment, but will upon an hour or so
7:59 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iisDFZOFu6E
8:00 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Allllllrighty then
8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Errywun got yer character sheets out and ready?
8:01 PM - DarkMime77: Indeed
8:01 PM - MeltingData: one sec
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Ye
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: brb guys drink
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: :v
8:02 PM - MeltingData: this ingame shit is bugging me
8:02 PM - DarkMime77: Also, warning, the English my character uses will be god awful terrible
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I got google translate open
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: oh god
8:02 PM - MeltingData: im gonna restart steam ok?
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: prepare your german
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: really Wing you're gonna go FULL NAZI?
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: HEIL
8:02 PM - MeltingData disconnected.
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: sure Data, we'll wait
8:02 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: That means yes in german
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: ah
8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: right guys :C
8:03 PM - DarkMime77: Yes it does Wing
8:03 PM - DarkMime77: In our hearts it does
8:03 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: C:
8:03 PM - DarkMime77: Heil my friend, heil on
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: cyberhitler.exe is online
8:04 PM - M.Ciaster: fucking finally got everything sorted out
8:04 PM - DarkMime77: Jews.exe has been corrupted
8:05 PM - M.Ciaster: I'd go with defragmented, myself
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: :V
8:05 PM - DarkMime77: Jews.exe has crashed
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: (Kopia powodująca konflikty (użytkownik Michael Yodel)
8:05 PM - M.Ciaster: wat
8:05 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: the russians have hacked our drop box
8:06 PM - M.Ciaster: a) that's polish b) wtf
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: What does it say
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Alrighry guys
8:06 PM - MeltingData entered chat.
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: oh wait
8:06 PM - MeltingData: back
8:06 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: google translate :V
8:07 PM - MeltingData: what happened while i got my character sheet open ;v
8:07 PM - MeltingData: :v
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: ALLONS-Y
8:07 PM - M.Ciaster: conflicting copy (user [my name])
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: ...wait shit how do i gm
8:07 PM - DarkMime77: Nice one Dan
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: guies halp
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Melting data
8:07 PM - DarkMime77: Now you fucked up
8:07 PM - DarkMime77: You have fucked up now
8:07 PM - MeltingData: yeah
8:07 PM - MeltingData: whats up
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: are you michael yodel?
8:07 PM - MeltingData: no
8:07 PM - M.Ciaster: yeah that would be me
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: OK GUYS I GOT THIS
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: watchu do to everythang
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: EVERYONE SILENCIO PORFAVOR
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Kopia powodująca konflikty użytkownik Michael Yodel = A copy of the conflicts causing you Michael Yodel
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: USTEDES SILENCIO
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: LEARN SPANISH
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: STFU
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: HOW BOUT DEM APPLES
8:08 PM - MeltingData: what kind of pinko language is that
8:08 PM - M.Ciaster: Google Translate: bridging language gaps since 200whateverthefuck
8:08 PM - MeltingData: are you some kinda commie, boy?
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: I AM YOUR GOD AND I WILL NERF YOU IF I SEE FIT
8:08 PM - M.Ciaster: did you like try opening the file
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I need no nerfs
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I need buffs
8:08 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: no not yet
8:09 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: it only affected our old characters
8:09 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Alrighty, NOW
8:09 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: WE ARE STARTING
8:09 PM - M.Ciaster: LETS DO DIS
8:09 PM - MeltingData: oh lawd
8:09 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: brb drink
8:09 PM - M.Ciaster: we changin' our steam names?
8:09 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: h8 u
8:09 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: also there is no /me
8:09 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: oh, yes, change names pls
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: then we'll have to cry about it
8:10 PM - Renaldo Ocelot: wups
8:10 PM - Renaldo Ocelot has changed their name to Renaldo.
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge has changed their name to NURRHURRTURR.
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: back
8:10 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Did u scrubs 4get ur naems or wat
8:11 PM - Renaldo: yes
8:11 PM - Tom Blanco: yay I am officially a group member now
8:11 PM - Renaldo: <333
8:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: yaaay~
8:11 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has changed their name to Shnitzel von Perrywinkle.
8:11 PM - Tom Blanco: <3 u guise
8:11 PM - Shnitzel von Perrywinkle has changed their name to Schnitzel von Perrywinkle.
8:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Wing has best name
8:11 PM - Renaldo: fight me fgt
8:11 PM - Renaldo: 1v1 knife only
8:11 PM - Renaldo: final destination
8:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: no need, I'll just sic some cazadeathclaws on yo ass
8:11 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Lets do this shit
8:12 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((You guys are lucky I didnt play a pyrokinetic psyker, was totally going to use 'Burns When he Pees'))
8:12 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: been scalpin jews since the day you were born
8:12 PM - Tom Blanco: is that IC or OOC
8:12 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Ah yes, for our newest charge, I shall explain da rulez
8:12 PM - Renaldo: ((should we be using ooc talk like this from now on, then))
8:12 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: OOC you butt
8:12 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Data, all dialogue "Is done in quotes" and all OOC talk ((is like this))
8:12 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Fags))
8:12 PM - Tom Blanco: (shoulda known it)
8:12 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((0u0))
8:13 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I always hatted this)
8:13 PM - Tom Blanco: (wing u nazi bastard)
8:13 PM - Renaldo: ((those are kind of self explanatory))
8:13 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (so much work)
8:13 PM - NURRHURRTURR: /me WAS for actions but Gaben felt the need to eat that option so we'll just cry instead
8:13 PM - Renaldo: ((i wish there was a script to do this shit))
8:13 PM - NURRHURRTURR: OH YES
8:13 PM - Renaldo: ((le cris))
8:13 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The public rolls thingy
8:13 PM - Renaldo: yeah
8:13 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (ROLZ)
8:13 PM - Renaldo: ((rolz.org))
8:13 PM - Renaldo: ((i think)
8:14 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: shall I create the dice room?
8:14 PM - Renaldo: ((i'll make the room? or should mr. GM))
8:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: http://rolz.org/group FalloutPnP
8:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Groupname is FalloutPnP
8:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Enter your character name
8:14 PM - Renaldo: ((shit i put my username too))
8:15 PM - Renaldo: ((should i rejoin))
8:15 PM - NURRHURRTURR: doesn't make a difference, so long as we know who is rolling what
8:15 PM - Renaldo: ((ok then))
8:15 PM - NURRHURRTURR: STOP SPAMMING OR I NERF YOU
8:15 PM - Renaldo: ((obligatory SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERRRSSSS))
8:15 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ASDFGHJKL;'
8:15 PM - Tom Blanco: oh shit Ryan where did you get a D2000
8:15 PM - Tom Blanco: I want one
8:16 PM - Claps with Thunder: I
8:16 PM - Claps with Thunder: I
8:16 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 1D2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 => 1
8:16 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: how
8:16 PM - Claps with Thunder: I just rolled quint 1s
8:16 PM - Tom Blanco: (shit forgot)
8:16 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: does
8:16 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: what
8:16 PM - Claps with Thunder: On a D2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
8:16 PM - Claps with Thunder: NEVER GOING TO CRIT ANYTHING EVER AGAIN
8:16 PM - Renaldo: ((it doesnt accept dice values that are too high))
8:16 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Do yall niggas wanna do dis or do yall niggas wanna spam dice values
8:17 PM - Tom Blanco: (we all niggas wanna do dis)
8:17 PM - Renaldo: ((everyone stfu i wanna do this shit))
8:17 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Im waiting to start))
8:17 PM - Renaldo: ((i swear to got darkmime i will tear you a new anus))
8:17 PM - Renaldo: ((i sweat to gor
8:17 PM - Renaldo: ))
8:18 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: alright kets gi
8:18 PM - Tom Blanco: (alright, a clusterfuck and it's been 20 minutes and we're still not playing)
8:18 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: lets go
8:18 PM - Tom Blanco: (I feel at home again.)
8:18 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: stalker pnp is worse
8:18 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: we would OOC for hours
8:18 PM - Renaldo: ((rip my sanity fivever))
8:18 PM - Renaldo: ((where is GM))
8:18 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Just a forenote to you vets of Ryan's game, I AM NOT like Ryan, so don't yell at me for GMing differently
8:18 PM - Renaldo: ((gay))
8:19 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((nerf))
8:19 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Aka, when you fail, you wont accidentally blow up the universe))
8:19 PM - Renaldo: (( :c))
8:19 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: AKA doesn't get drinks every 2 minutes
8:19 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Also, might resume the session this summer, school has just been a bitch))
8:19 PM - NURRHURRTURR: nigga you didn't even roll to fix the universe
8:19 PM - NURRHURRTURR: whatever
8:19 PM - NURRHURRTURR: anyway
8:19 PM - Renaldo: (("roll to fix universe"))
8:19 PM - Renaldo: (( roll 20))
8:19 PM - Tom Blanco: (hey maybe we should like play the game)
8:19 PM - Renaldo: ((create paradise))
8:19 PM - NURRHURRTURR: War... war never changes. Blah blah blah, long introduction, you're all in a town in the ferry terminal of Manhattan, called Terminal. Manhattan itself is a city plagued with raiders and earthquakes and all sorts of other delicious shit. So yeah, you're in a town, called Terminal. Cause war never changes.
8:19 PM - Renaldo: ((good idea))
8:20 PM - Tom Blanco: (also to fix the universe you'd totally have to roll for Gambling)
8:20 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: :V
8:20 PM - Claps with Thunder: (Also, not starting on the ferry numb nuts ouo)
8:20 PM - Renaldo: ((uh, where exactly are we in Terminal))
8:20 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: at the terminal
8:20 PM - Renaldo: 10/10
8:21 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (butts i forgot)
8:21 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: ()(()())()(Suck ass)
8:21 PM - Renaldo: ((fuck it im copy pasting the opening brackets))
8:21 PM - NURRHURRTURR: A commotion is being drawn around an odd man doing some sort of light show with his hands. Beams of light arc between his fingers. On the floor in front of the man is a box with some caps people toss in there if they feel generous.
8:21 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Good idea)
8:22 PM - Renaldo: ((can i roll to see what the fuck thats guys doing, or something))
8:22 PM - Renaldo: ((im not exactly sure how this works))
8:22 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Walk up to him and do something, and by him I mean me))
8:22 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You just go investigate, no need to roll every bloody thing
8:23 PM - Renaldo: ((ok :v))
8:23 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Just say "I approach the man" or something of that effect
8:23 PM - Renaldo: i approach the hobo, then :v
8:23 PM - NURRHURRTURR: :v
8:23 PM - Tom Blanco: (so are we like together or are we gonna meet here?)
8:23 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I guess we are just meeting)
8:23 PM - Renaldo: ((yeah
8:24 PM - Renaldo: ))
8:24 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (you're all just wanderers in the town and the man was supposed to draw you together)
8:24 PM - Tom Blanco: (alright then)
8:24 PM - Tom Blanco: I wade through the forming crowd using my elbows.
8:24 PM - Tom Blanco: "Ey, what's happenin' 'ere?"
8:24 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The "town," if you can call it that, consists of tents and poorly constructed scrap metal abodes within the ferry terminal. This man is drawing quite a commotion.
8:24 PM - Renaldo: i stare at the strange lightshow for a second, and then ask how the hell he can do that
8:25 PM - Claps with Thunder: 'It is the favors of sky god, he favorable, bring me the gift' He picked up the box and looked inside, sighing, finding it empty
8:25 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: I keep my distance from the crowd
8:25 PM - Renaldo: i pass him a few caps (6), feeling generous
8:26 PM - Renaldo: ((lemme remove 6 caps from my inventory on the sheet, then?))
8:26 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((aye, and Ryan can add 6 to his))
8:26 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (dats how it do)
8:26 PM - Renaldo: ((i just save the file in the dropbox folder and it syncs, right))
8:26 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (dats how it do)
8:26 PM - Claps with Thunder: He smiled at him and put it in his pocket quickly 'Thank you stranger, this stop my hunger, I shall show you my gift' he stepped back and closed his eyes, slamming his hands together, causing a loud bang and a flash
8:27 PM - Renaldo: i step back and gawk at his hands
8:27 PM - NURRHURRTURR: A crowd gasps at the bang
8:27 PM - Tom Blanco: "Shit, you've got points for bein' original, most of 'em hobos just pretends to be missing legs."
8:27 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (the crowd, whatever :v)
8:27 PM - Renaldo: ((giving tribal hobos money simulator 2013))
8:27 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((goty of the year))
8:28 PM - Claps with Thunder: "I am no homeless, at least, the normal kind, my home destroyed, my people burned, i only survive alone."
8:28 PM - Renaldo: ((game of the year of the year))
8:28 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: I run up to the Ghouly chicagoian (?) and put a luger to his head
8:28 PM - Tom Blanco: (Farming Simulator ain't got shit on that)
8:28 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Where the fuck did you get ghoul or Chicago out of that))
8:28 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Watch this vile scum be taken off of god's land"
8:28 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((Ciaster is playing a mobster ghoul from CHicago))
8:28 PM - Tom Blanco: I put my hand under my jacket and grab my 1911
8:29 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Click*
8:29 PM - Claps with Thunder: "You no want to do that, either of you"
8:29 PM - Tom Blanco: slowly
8:29 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Oi! Da 'ell's goin on over here!"
8:29 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: The luger crumbles and falls out of my hand
8:29 PM - Renaldo: i shout and move forward to help the tribal, pulling my SAA.
8:29 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "I surrender!"
8:29 PM - Tom Blanco: I draw the gun and point it on his nazi head.
8:29 PM - Claps with Thunder: "You all morons, no harmony, only death"
8:29 PM - NURRHURRTURR: A man runs over, skidding to a stop before the ghoul with the very German accent.
8:29 PM - Tom Blanco: "Good choice."
8:29 PM - Renaldo: ((fuck wait lemme tag all of you as your out of game name, i cant keep track of this shit))
8:30 PM - Renaldo: ((just say your steam names))
8:30 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "I shall follow you where ver ever and help you just don't shoot"
8:30 PM - Tom Blanco: (I'm M.Ciaster)
8:30 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "The 'ell are you doin', man?"
8:30 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle left chat.
8:30 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle entered chat.
8:30 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle has been invited to chat.
8:30 PM - Tom Blanco: (he got so scared he ran away from the chat)
8:30 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((DarkMime77))
8:30 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((Aperture))
8:30 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: it appears there is a hotkey right next to copy and paste that leaves the chat
8:31 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Wing)
8:31 PM - Claps with Thunder: "I have nowhere to go, may I just follow, better than nothing"
8:31 PM - Renaldo: ((k i got you guys))
8:31 PM - Tom Blanco: "Hell no I ain't gonna shoot ya, don't wanna get blood on my suit."
8:31 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Look, just what in the fuck is goin on?"
8:31 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Scheiße that was close
8:31 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "
8:31 PM - Claps with Thunder: "I know not"
8:32 PM - Renaldo: I holster my revolver, staring at the strange man
8:32 PM - Tom Blanco: "Ya ask me, that fuckin' skinhead came outta nowhere and put a damn gun to my head!"
8:32 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "First we got this crazy kraut pointin' guns at other ghouls, and mister zap show over there, and fuck I don't even know."
8:32 PM - Renaldo: "Seems to me like this guys got a grudge"
8:32 PM - Tom Blanco: "That just ain't the way you do business."
8:32 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The man turns to Schnitzel. "You have about 10 seconds to tell me what you're doin' pullin' guns in a friendly town like this."
8:33 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "It is perfectly acceptable in my country"
8:33 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Yeah? Well, this ain't your country."
8:34 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Mutters "It vill be soon"
8:34 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "What was that?"
8:34 PM - Renaldo: "What kind of country allows you to just execute anyone in public?"
8:34 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Do you have any sausages?:
8:34 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "
8:34 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Any... what?"
8:34 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Not just anyone, ve are not barbarians"
8:34 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Sausages"
8:34 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, just the rich lookin' ones, right?"
8:35 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "You comin' on to me? First you go pullin' guns on other guys, now you're tryin' to fuck your way out of it?"
8:35 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "No, ze filthzy ones"
8:35 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Just what fuckin country do you come from?"
8:35 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Vhat?"
8:35 PM - Renaldo: "Filthy? What the hell are you talking about, guy?"
8:35 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "'Filthy' ones? You mean, ghouls?"
8:35 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Yes, ze filthzy creatures"
8:35 PM - Tom Blanco: "I had a fuckin' shower yesterday, you idiot."
8:35 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Man, I don't know if you've looked in a mirror in the last 200 years or not, but you ARE a fuckin' ghoul."
8:35 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Ze are not of the purest!"
8:36 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Don't talk such rot"
8:36 PM - Renaldo: "You're a ghoul too, you piece of shit/"
8:36 PM - Tom Blanco: "And my suit's definitely clean... wait, what?"
8:36 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "I am nothing of the sort"
8:36 PM - Claps with Thunder: "I do not know what happening"
8:36 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "The only 'rot' around here is your skin," leaning towards Tom, he says, "No offense."
8:36 PM - Claps with Thunder: "I just need food"
8:36 PM - Tom Blanco: "None taken."
8:36 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Nieza do I"
8:36 PM - Renaldo: "You want me to take a picture with one of those pre-war cameras, or should I just get a mirror for you, pal?"
8:37 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "I need nothing"
8:37 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "I already know I am of the purest, and ze handsomest"
8:37 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Then why are you in my town?"
8:37 PM - Renaldo: "Far from it, buddy."
8:37 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "I am here on 'buisness'"
8:38 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Business? I know of any business goin' on around these parts. Just WHAT business would that be?"
8:38 PM - Renaldo: "Ghoul-killing "business"?"
8:38 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Er... a cleansing business"
8:38 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Not originally for ze ghouls"
8:39 PM - Tom Blanco: "Go cleanse the inside of your skull, shithead."
8:39 PM - Renaldo: "Who, then? Super mutants?"
8:39 PM - Tom Blanco: "I swear, some people..."
8:39 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "You want a cleansing business, eh? This might just work out..."
8:39 PM - Renaldo: ((sex))
8:39 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "More of a territorial zing"
8:40 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "I'll cut you a deal then. There's a hospital not too far from here, Beekman, they call it. You go there and clear out anything living in there, and I won't leave your brains for the janitor to mop up. Do a good job, I might even pay you."
8:40 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "I can do zat"
8:40 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Hell, while I'm at it, the rest of you want in on the job?" He asks, spreading his arms.
8:40 PM - Renaldo: "Can I get in on this deal? I'm not exactly rolling in caps myself"
8:40 PM - Renaldo: "I'm in for sure."
8:40 PM - Tom Blanco: "Could use some money..."
8:40 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Looks down at his flare gun "At least I think"
8:41 PM - Tom Blanco: "Hell, I'm in."
8:41 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "You, zappy, you understand English, right?" he asks the tribal
8:41 PM - Renaldo: I pull out 357 and begin twirling it. "Haven't gotten to practice my aim in a while, hehe."
8:41 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Yes do, money good"
8:41 PM - Claps with Thunder: "I will get in on job"
8:42 PM - Renaldo: "The hell did you speak before English?"
8:42 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Navajo"
8:42 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Well alrighty then, now we're talking. Ah! How rude, I never even introduced myself. Name's Will. You all must be new around these parts, Except you, Zappy. You've been begging for a while."
8:43 PM - Renaldo: "Nava-what now?"
8:43 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Nava-who?"
8:43 PM - Tom Blanco: "Some Native speak."
8:43 PM - Claps with Thunder: "It is the words the sky gods blessed us with"
8:43 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "The only thing the sky looks like it feels like blessing us with right now is rain."
8:43 PM - Renaldo: "Sky gods? You know what, I don't even care. You tribals are all strange."
8:44 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Also, me no Zappy, my people named me Claps With Thunder."
8:44 PM - Renaldo: "How about we just call you Thunder. A name that long is gonna get old fast"
8:44 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Eh, I like Zappy better, but whatever floats your boat, Clappy."
8:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "You all seem fairly fresh to the city, though. Any questions you might have? I'm a native, born and raised."
8:45 PM - Renaldo: "As long as you don't start busting a move to summon the rain while we're outside, I'm ok with you."
8:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Ya know, they say you can always tel a tourist by how much they look up. Might want to keep your head down, for future reference."
8:45 PM - Tom Blanco: "I'm lookin' for my uncle, ya know. Name's Blanco, Sergio Blanco. Ever heard of 'im?"
8:46 PM - Renaldo: "Yeah, a few. Are there any other people from out of the US here?"
8:46 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "I am looking for ze White House"
8:46 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Sergio Bla- no fuckin' way! Look, buddy, if you're with them gangers, I am in no way involved with whatever you're here to kill."
8:46 PM - Tom Blanco: "He's family."
8:46 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Ver might zat be?"
8:47 PM - Renaldo: ((Sergio Blamco mac n cheese))
8:47 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (:V)
8:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Other people from the US? Buddy, you're IN the US. Everyone is from there."
8:47 PM - Renaldo: ((out of the US))
8:47 PM - Tom Blanco: "And I ain't here to kill anyone, just wanna meet him. He's the last I've got left."
8:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "The... White House? Look, you crazy bastard, that thing's been gone for over 200 years."
8:48 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Scheiße"
8:48 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Last you got? You a pre-war ghoul? You don't take offence to the term ghoul, do you?"
8:48 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "I am no ghoul"
8:48 PM - Tom Blanco: "Nah, seems to be common."
8:48 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Not you, you damnable Nazi."
8:48 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "I am Schnitzel von Perrywinkle"
8:48 PM - Renaldo: "So there's no one from out of country around here?"
8:48 PM - Tom Blanco: "And nah, I ain't Pre-War. Heard what happened in Chicago?"
8:48 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "pfffffffBHABAHAHHAAHHAAHAHA OH FUCKIN GOD AHAHAHAHA"
8:48 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "I am no nazi... I am a.... uh... tourist"
8:49 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Schnitzel von Per--HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA"
8:49 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "I HAVE RECIEVED AN IRON CRoooooo"
8:49 PM - Renaldo: "And if it's name sharing time, I'm Renaldo. Came up here with a caravan a few weeks ago. Been drifting ever since that went down the pipes."
8:49 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Nothzing"
8:49 PM - Tom Blanco: "Where the fuck did ya get this name from? Ol' Kraut Hans' menu?"
8:49 PM - NURRHURRTURR: He laughs a bit more before coughing. "Alright, OK, I'm cool, I'm good."
8:49 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "If you like you can call me Shit"
8:50 PM - Renaldo: ((shit))
8:50 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Zat is vat my friends call me"
8:50 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (yes shit)
8:50 PM - Tom Blanco: "Can't say I'm surprised."
8:50 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "I think I woulda called you that anyway, but alright."
8:50 PM - Renaldo: "Fitting."
8:51 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "It is ze name of my fathza's fathza"
8:51 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Sorry bout that Tommy, I cut you off. You said something about Chicago?"
8:51 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Hero of ze fathza land"
8:51 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah. Heard what happened a coupla years back there?"
8:51 PM - Renaldo: ((why is my question ignored everytime :v))
8:51 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((what was the question? :v)
8:52 PM - Renaldo: ((Yeah, a few. Are there any other people from out of the US here?"))
8:52 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((I answered that :I))
8:52 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Brb))
8:52 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((Oh, OUT of the US. Whoops))
8:52 PM - Renaldo: ((you answered the opposite))
8:53 PM - Renaldo: ((gj))
8:53 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((teehee c:
8:53 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "No, Renaldo, there aren't many out of staters that I'm aware of here. They tend to stick out. Like I said, tourists tend to look up."
8:54 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "And no, Tom, we heard little news from the caravans we usually get from Chicago. What happened there?"
8:54 PM - Renaldo: "Damn. I'm trying to find my brother."
8:54 PM - Tom Blanco: "A big fuckin' explosion, that's what."
8:54 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Woops"
8:54 PM - Tom Blanco: "Some dumbfuck thought it'd be funny to repeat the goddamn War."
8:54 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Explosions happen all the time. Just HOW big are we talkin?"
8:55 PM - Tom Blanco: "Took out half the city."
8:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Repeat the-you're tellin' me Chicago got NUKED?"
8:55 PM - Renaldo: "The hell did he get a nuke from?!"
8:55 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah."
8:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: He gives a low whistle.
8:55 PM - Renaldo: "Last one I heard about was down in the west near Vegas."
8:55 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Scratches a tally into his flare gun
8:55 PM - Tom Blanco: "Fuck me if I know, Rennie. Anyway, my family got caught in the blast."
8:56 PM - Tom Blanco: "I got lucky, they didn't."
8:56 PM - Renaldo: "That's something you don't hear everyday."
8:56 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Don't get many traders from Nevada, so I wouldn't know. We're barely holdin' together here as it is, what with the raider gang wars, and them "Commonwealth' fellas that moved in none too long ago."
8:56 PM - Renaldo: "Sorry for ya. Can't say I know how it feels, only family I know of is my brother."
8:56 PM - Tom Blanco: "And since we'd always talk 'bout ol' uncle Sergio, makin' a killin' in the ol' NY, I decided to get over here."
8:57 PM - Renaldo: "Commonwealth fellas?"
8:57 PM - Tom Blanco: "It's not that bad, I mean, I miss 'em, but hey, shit happens. In this business you're kinda expecting that to happen sooner or later."
8:57 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Oh he's makin' a killin' alright. Literally and figureitively. Not that, I'm complaining, or anything. He leaves us alone, so we leave him alone. He asks for help, we help him. Don't happen too often though."
8:58 PM - Tom Blanco: "Where he livin' at? Might wanna pay 'im a visit later."
8:58 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "And yeah, Commonwealth. Some fancy schmancy, Brotherhood wannabes moved into the city not too long ago. Been sending search parties lookin for somethin or other."
8:58 PM - Renaldo: "Hopefully not a nuke."
8:58 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Nobody knows where the Big Blanco lives at, brother."
8:59 PM - Tom Blanco: "Well then I'm shit outta luck, I guess."
8:59 PM - Renaldo: "There's gotta be a lead somewhere in the city. After we clear that hospital, we could probably ask around.:
8:59 PM - Tom Blanco: "What 'bout his guys? Can't run a business yourself, gotta have a few people handy with a Tommy."
8:59 PM - Renaldo: "Speaking of the hospital, what are you expecting in that thing?"
9:00 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "I hear stories from wanderers about an armored limo drivin' around the city, though. I don't know many people crusin' that stylish and safe. Might wanna keep a look out for that."
9:00 PM - Renaldo: "Sounds hard to miss."
9:00 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "The hospital? Probably nothin' more 'n' some rats and oversized bugs."
9:00 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright then, will keep an eye out. Thanks."
9:01 PM - Renaldo: "Radroaches? Eugh, I hate those little shits."
9:01 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Renaldo, You got anythin' on your brother you can mention? Might help us keep a lookout. We here at Terminal are always willin' to help a friendly face," he glares at Schnitzel.
9:02 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Grimaces
9:02 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((RIP /me))
9:03 PM - Renaldo: "He'd probably be out and about during the night. He never did like being in the open. And I know he's got brown hair and a headband, he never went without that damn thing."
9:03 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (did the whole dildo thing still happen in this?)
9:03 PM - Renaldo: ((dildo thing???))
9:03 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (yeah :V)
9:03 PM - Tom Blanco: (Ryan wanted a dickbow IIRC)
9:03 PM - Tom Blanco: (well dildobow but you get the idea)
9:03 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((he doesn't have it, if that's what you're asking :v))
9:03 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I killed dildo thieves with dildos)
9:04 PM - Tom Blanco: (phew)
9:04 PM - Renaldo: ((10/10))
9:04 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Back, we still doing exposition?))
9:04 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (ye)
9:04 PM - Tom Blanco: (yup)
9:05 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((we can discuss dildobows later))
9:05 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Alright, that's a pretty vague description, but I'll have the lookouts keep an, uh, look out."
9:05 PM - Renaldo: "Sorry, I haven't seen him in years."
9:06 PM - Tom Blanco: "So, let's go, people! We'll keep an eye out for Ren's bro an' the limo on the way. Where's that hospital?"
9:06 PM - Renaldo: ((brb bathroom))
9:06 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((Ryan v2))
9:06 PM - Tom Blanco: (he fits in perfectly!)
9:07 PM - Renaldo: ((nigga i only left once))
9:07 PM - Renaldo: ((fite me))
9:07 PM - Renaldo: ((also back((
9:07 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Ryan probably plays in the bathroom now)
9:07 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (Renaldo has a PDA Pip Boy, by the way, so this will help me questing and stuff c:)
9:07 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Drinks and shits)
9:07 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Is that a Pip Boy you got there?"
9:07 PM - Renaldo: ((its the lil'pip c:))
9:07 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (What he drinks I shall not say)
9:07 PM - Renaldo: "This old thing?"
9:08 PM - Renaldo: "Yeah, I snagged it off a caravan. It was worth a pretty penny, but I doubt corpses have any use for it."
9:08 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Daaamn, I haven't seen anything this high tech in years. We're lucky if we get some laser pistols every now and then."
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: "A word o' advice: keep it away from the Brotherhood, they'd kill ya for that."
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: "Seriously."
9:08 PM - Renaldo: "Heh. Helps when you used to run supplies for those fancy vaults."
9:08 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Well, if you're all going as a group, I can just program the destination into the map and send you on your way."
9:09 PM - Renaldo: "I've hidden this thing from those shits for years."
9:09 PM - Renaldo: "You know how to work it?"
9:09 PM - Renaldo: "Here." I hand him the Lil' Pip.
9:09 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "I know how to work the map, anyway. Not that difficult, really. Just this, here and that... done." He programs the destination Beekman Hospital into the Pip Boy
9:10 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Quest Added: Clearing House
9:10 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((c:))
9:10 PM - Renaldo: "Guess it's time to head out now."
9:10 PM - Tom Blanco: "Shit, wish I had that. Gettin' through Penny was hell without any maps."
9:10 PM - Renaldo: "What time is it, by the way? The time counter on this piece of shit got busted."
9:10 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Penyy?)
9:10 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Penny*)
9:11 PM - Tom Blanco: (Pennsylvania)
9:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Time right now is... looks about, 4:46. PM, of course."
9:11 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Ah)
9:11 PM - Renaldo: "Alright. Home in time for dinner I guess."
9:12 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Hmmm. Wurst"
9:12 PM - Renaldo: "Oh, and another thing about my brother. He has an eyepatch. He lost his eye when some idiot played with a revolver too close to his head."
9:12 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "There are also a number of shops around here if you're lookin' for supplies or some grub and the like, though it looks like most of you are pretty clean out of caps."
9:12 PM - Renaldo: "Wouldn't take the job if I wasn't."
9:12 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Whoa wait, you saying he got SHOT? In the EYE? And LIVED? Fuckin' guy must be made of steel."
9:12 PM - Tom Blanco: (Renaldo is your brother Snake Plissken)
9:13 PM - Renaldo: ((he is big boss))
9:13 PM - Tom Blanco: (oohhh)
9:13 PM - Renaldo: ((so yes p much))
9:13 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((Still a Snake, though :v))
9:13 PM - Renaldo: "Yeah, that'd be him."
9:13 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Big boss is so great)
9:13 PM - Renaldo: ((would bang))
9:13 PM - Tom Blanco: (hell, Solid Snake was based on Plissken, he even calls himself that in MGS2 :v)
9:14 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: ^
9:14 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (fack)
9:14 PM - Renaldo: ((yeah.))
9:14 PM - Tom Blanco: (fuckin' Kojima and his references)
9:14 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Never played a Metal Gear game, never owned a Play Station))
9:14 PM - Renaldo: ((Iroquois Plissken, right?))
9:14 PM - Renaldo: ((im so sorry for you))
9:14 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I am going to watch the MGSV trailer again)
9:14 PM - Renaldo: ((if you have a 360 go buy HD collection))
9:14 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((How much does it cost?))
9:14 PM - Tom Blanco: (yeah, that)
9:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "So yeah... the pay for this job'll be 300 caps each. I can give you lot half in advance, if you'd like."
9:14 PM - Renaldo: (( MGS PnP General Chat))
9:14 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Caps are very good, yes
9:14 PM - Claps with Thunder: "
9:14 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (it is also on the ps3!)
9:15 PM - Tom Blanco: (I did that and I didn't regret it at all)
9:15 PM - Renaldo: "I don't think we'd say no to that."
9:15 PM - Renaldo: ((yep))
9:15 PM - Tom Blanco: (yeah it is)
9:15 PM - Renaldo: ((it's like 30 used))
9:15 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I still need to beat 1)
9:15 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Way to speak up, Clappy. Thought you forgot your tongue,"
9:15 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (its the only one I haven't beaten)
9:15 PM - Tom Blanco: "Three hundred's better then twenty five, I guess."
9:15 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I have beaten 3 like 7 times tho)
9:15 PM - Renaldo disconnected.
9:16 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ehwot
9:16 PM - Claps with Thunder: "I do not talk very, it is not good to me"
9:16 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (there is a hotkey to leave next to the paste key)
9:16 PM - Renaldo entered chat.
9:16 PM - Renaldo: ((sorry!))
9:16 PM - NURRHURRTURR: -10 SPECIAL
9:16 PM - NURRHURRTURR: c:
9:16 PM - Renaldo: ((:CCCC))
9:16 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (nerfs all around)
9:16 PM - Tom Blanco: shit son you done got nerf'd
9:17 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (crying can be found)
9:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Alright then. AARON! AARON, BRING THE CASH OVER HERE"
9:17 PM - Renaldo: ((not my fault :c, my dog shoved into the wireless adaptor))
9:17 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (ARRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN)
9:17 PM - Renaldo: ((shes is a little shit))
9:17 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I LOOOOOVE UUUUUUU)
9:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: A young blonde boy runs over with a jingling bag in his hand, then hands it to Will."
9:17 PM - Renaldo: ((press X to aaron))
9:17 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (:V)
9:18 PM - Renaldo: ((will smith and arin hanson))
9:18 PM - Renaldo: ((best tag team))
9:18 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Thankya, son. Boy, this here is-" "The next group of crazy people you're getting to try and clean our the hospital?"
9:18 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Now we just need Jon)
9:18 PM - Renaldo: "Oh and, are we allowed to grab shit we find inside?"
9:18 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Who vere ze others?"
9:18 PM - Renaldo: "Seems like it'd have a stimpak or two hidden in there"
9:18 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Of course. This is the wasteland, Anything you find is yours, we just want the building."
9:19 PM - Tom Blanco: "Sounds fair."
9:19 PM - Renaldo: "Good. Although to be honest I probably would've grabbed them anyway."
9:19 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright then, what're we waitin' for?"
9:19 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "The others? Well... we sent a group or two before you guys. Admittably they were far worse equipped."
9:20 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "I think one group was 3 or so people with pipes and wearing rags."
9:20 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (and dildos)
9:20 PM - Tom Blanco: "You go out like that in the Wastes, ya deserve ta get clipped."
9:20 PM - Tom Blanco: "That's why I always wear a vest."
9:20 PM - Renaldo: "Well, maybe they'll have some shit on em."
9:21 PM - Renaldo: "Nabbed this off a dead guy in D.C."
9:21 PM - Renaldo: "Had a little name tag in the pocket, said something like "GRU Officer"."
9:21 PM - Renaldo: "Hell if I know what that means but the thing works, right?"
9:21 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
9:22 PM - Renaldo: ((niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa))
9:22 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "There was also another party after those poor saps... I think they had a robot, some giant drugged up hulk, a sex addict, a guy with a flame pistol obsessed with corn, and a random guy with a sniper. Never heard from them again."
9:22 PM - Romper Bomper Stomper Boo has been invited to chat.
9:22 PM - Renaldo: "Sex addict?"
9:22 PM - Romper Bomper Stomper Boo entered chat.
9:22 PM - Renaldo: "The hell didja figure that out?"
9:22 PM - Tom Blanco: "A guy with a flame pistol?"
9:22 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (who dis)
9:22 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (the 5th guy)
9:23 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (ah)
9:23 PM - Tom Blanco: "Who the fuck's dumb enough to use these things? Lil' Tony did once, lost half his arm after it 'sploded in 'is face!"
9:23 PM - Tom Blanco: (hey mr. 5th guy)
9:23 PM - Romper Bomper Stomper Boo: (Yes?)
9:23 PM - Renaldo: ((sup))
9:23 PM - Tom Blanco: (just wanted to say hi :v)
9:23 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (We're starting our first quest, so we'll intorduce you on the road. Change your name to your characte rname)
9:24 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (:V)
9:24 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Ah, hello to you too)
9:24 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Well, apparrently, Tom, this guy was dumb enough to use it. Might be why we never heard back from them."
9:25 PM - Tom Blanco: "Shit, I ain't surprised. Probably took out a wall or somethin' in the explosion, too."
9:25 PM - Renaldo: "Hope the place isn't collapsed."
9:25 PM - Renaldo: "That'd throw this down the shitter."
9:26 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "I doubt one small explosion would take out an entire building,"
9:26 PM - Renaldo: "Well not the whole damn hospital."
9:26 PM - Renaldo: "But a room or two, maybe even a staircase?"
9:26 PM - Renaldo: "That'd put a ding in the place, no?"
9:26 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "If anything there would be a few scorch marks to clean up. It was only some fire, not anything really concussive."
9:26 PM - Tom Blanco: "Good point.":
9:26 PM - Tom Blanco: "Anyone got a rope?"
9:27 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Well, here are your caps," he hands you each a bag of 150 caps
9:27 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "I think that shop over there has some rope for sale."
9:27 PM - Renaldo: "Nope, sorry." Just my Army and this piece of hell." I pull the Boomstick off my back.
9:28 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Wow. The hell IS that thing?"
9:28 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Looks like a plumber's nightmare."
9:28 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Or maybe a sink had a kid with a BB gun."
9:28 PM - Tom Blanco: "Someone did a number on it, that's damn sure."
9:28 PM - Renaldo: "To be honest? I've got no idea who thought this would be a good idea."
9:29 PM - Renaldo: "As far as I can tell, it's an old Red Ryder with some PVC pipe and pneumatics.
9:29 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((FYI those unaware, it is a PVC pipe rigged up to a BB gun which can fire anything that can fit in the pipe a short distance))
9:29 PM - Renaldo: "Sure is useful for clocking bandits with rocks though."
9:29 PM - Renaldo: "Or making distractions."
9:29 PM - Tom Blanco: "Looks like you could fit a 'nade in there."
9:29 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Mini-Boom Stick))
9:29 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (that sounds amazing)
9:29 PM - Renaldo: "Haven't tried."
9:29 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((Ryan, only you and me get the joke))
9:30 PM - Renaldo: ((and new guy #1 who you told about it))
9:30 PM - Renaldo: ((:v))
9:30 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (shhh)
9:30 PM - Tom Blanco: "Wouldn't risk firin' it, but hell, could save someone's ass in a pinch."
9:30 PM - Renaldo: "It's not gonna blow up in your hands. I think. I've fired it a dozen or so times."
9:31 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "I've fired my gun a dozen or so times and it blew up just a second ago"
9:31 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, but, y'know, rocks are rocks, and nades are nades, right? Seen a mutie get hit with a fourty milimiter once, nothin' left but a puddle."
9:32 PM - Tom Blanco: "Wouldn't wanna end up like that."
9:32 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Yes, boom very bad when recieving"
9:32 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright, people, before we go, just lemme grab a rope from the store."
9:33 PM - Claps with Thunder: "I carry some now"
9:33 PM - Renaldo: "You have rope?"
9:33 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The stores you see are Guns End Boolets, Armor-ON, Doc’s Doctoring and Supplies, Trinkets n Mor!, Bob’s Iguana Bits, Dinnerbell Delicacies, Books
9:33 PM - Renaldo: "Why didn't you say so earlier?"
9:34 PM - Tom Blanco: "Oh, alright then."
9:34 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Because, I do not like saying
9:34 PM - Renaldo: "Lemme vist Trinkets and more."
9:34 PM - Tom Blanco: (there's always a damn Bob's Iguana Bits.)
9:34 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (C:)
9:34 PM - Tom Blanco: (Iguana Bits... It's made of people! Iguana Bits is made out of people!)
9:34 PM - Tom Blanco: (:v)
9:34 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (No its not)
9:35 PM - Renaldo: "I need to see if they have air."
9:35 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (silly)
9:35 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Bob's Iguana Bits, because even the apocalype can't stop franchise corporations)
9:35 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (:V)
9:35 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (Nah, this Iguana Bits, Bob III, is trying to restore the family name. No human meat.))
9:35 PM - Tom Blanco: (ah.)
9:35 PM - Renaldo: ((ok lets go))
9:35 PM - Tom Blanco: (still not gonna touch it with a 10 foot sharpened pole)
9:35 PM - Renaldo: I make for Trinkets and More.
9:35 PM - Tom Blanco: (yeah, let's roll.)
9:37 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Trinkets and Mor! is run by a nice old lady who is trying to stop her possibly retarded son from hugging every damned rat he sees shouting "I LOVE CHICKENS EDDY!"
9:37 PM - Renaldo: (( oh no))
9:37 PM - Renaldo: (( i love you ))
9:37 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Heh, I see that reference.)
9:37 PM - Tom Blanco: (shit, my popculture-fu failed me.)
9:37 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The old woman notices you approaching. "Hello! How might I help you?"
9:37 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Hehe))
9:37 PM - Renaldo: ((Ed ed n eddy))
9:38 PM - Tom Blanco: (ahhhhhhh)
9:38 PM - Renaldo: "Hi. Got any tanks of compressed air?"
9:38 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I need to watch that again)
9:38 PM - Renaldo: "Laying around from before the war, maybe?
9:38 PM - Tom Blanco: (yeah, I barely remember that show.)
9:38 PM - Renaldo: ((its on netflix now))
9:38 PM - NURRHURRTURR: "Compressed air? Oh my, I don't believe I do. Those are fairly hard to come by, and even then, not many people need them."
9:38 PM - Tom Blanco: (no Netflix here in Poland, I think(
9:38 PM - Tom Blanco: )
9:39 PM - Renaldo: "Damn. Thanks anyway, I guess."
9:39 PM - Renaldo: I stroll back to the group.
9:39 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Ciaster you are polish?)
9:39 PM - Tom Blanco: (goddamn bastards tryin' to keep an european down.)
9:39 PM - Tom Blanco: (yeah, I am)
9:39 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I thought you were british)
9:39 PM - Renaldo: ((netflix is only for TRUE AMERICANS you pinko commie nazi))
9:39 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ^^^
9:39 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: ^^^^
9:39 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
9:39 PM - B.O.R.I.S: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
9:39 PM - Tom Blanco: (kinda wish I was)
9:40 PM - Tom Blanco: (goddamnit BORIS, et tu brute?)
9:40 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Sorry mate, gotta be on the side of Netflix)
9:40 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (It's my crack)
9:40 PM - NURRHURRTURR: So, anything else, or you guys wanna get rolling?
9:40 PM - Tom Blanco: Let's get rollin'
9:40 PM - Renaldo: ((im good.))
9:40 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (rollin)
9:40 PM - Renaldo: ((although i am definitely heading to that armor shop after this mission))
9:40 PM - Tom Blanco: (I just download shows from TPB instead :v)
9:41 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (oh u)
9:41 PM - Renaldo: ((The Polish Bay))
9:41 PM - Tom Blanco: (too poor to buy fuckin' 200 $ boxsets)
9:41 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (hello yes 911)
9:41 PM - Renaldo: ((i have a pinko commie nazi infringing on my american rights))
9:41 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I never buy tv shows)
9:41 PM - Renaldo: (ever)
9:41 PM - Renaldo: ((LETS GO TO THE HOSPITAL))
9:41 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (rarely)
9:41 PM - Tom Blanco: (believe me, I would buy The WIre in a heartbeat if I could)
9:42 PM - Tom Blanco: (also yeah let's go)
9:42 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I just watch em on netflix :V)
9:42 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (You can rent the wire off of netflix)
9:42 PM - Renaldo: ((thank god my house is small))
9:42 PM - Renaldo: ((i dont even have to say brb most of the time))
9:43 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You all exit the terminal and enter the streets proper. A stiff wind ruffles the hair of those who have it, and the ratty strands of hair that ghouls possess.
9:43 PM - Renaldo: ((my luscious locks))
9:43 PM - Tom Blanco: (but I'm a poor european pinko commie)
9:43 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: ^
9:43 PM - Renaldo: "Which way did he say the hospital was?"
9:43 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Many vehicles are stewns haphazardly about the street, formed into a makeshift fence surrounding the border of the town
9:43 PM - Claps with Thunder: I put away the box I use for begging and take out a boomerang, feeling a bit nervous
9:44 PM - Renaldo: I starting doing tricks with my revolver again.
9:44 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (you have the directions. On your pip boy. :v)
9:44 PM - Tom Blanco: "And they call Chicago "the Windy City"."
9:44 PM - Renaldo: ((its west then, fagets))
9:44 PM - Tom Blanco: (go west, young man!)
9:44 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (:V)
9:44 PM - Renaldo: I start heading west, motioning for the rest of the party to follow me.
9:44 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You begin the trek towards the hospital. It is well over an hour before something interesting happens along.
9:44 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Or rather, you happen along it.
9:45 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Hallo"
9:45 PM - Renaldo: "What the hell?"
9:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: A disabled robot is lying in the street, It looks as though a protectron and a securitron had a child.
9:45 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Sentry bot damnit)
9:45 PM - Tom Blanco: I yank my 1911 out from my jacket.
9:45 PM - Claps with Thunder: 'Wait, do not shoot'
9:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (WELL EXCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS)
9:45 PM - Tom Blanco: "Watch out, ya never know with these things."
9:45 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Walks up to it with a wrench
9:45 PM - Renaldo: I stop the .357 in the middle of trick, pointing at the robot.
9:45 PM - Claps with Thunder: 'I am one with him, the electric beings are of no harm like this'
9:46 PM - Renaldo: "You sure?"
9:46 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The robot frankenstein is lying motionless in the street,
9:46 PM - Renaldo: "Only robots I've ever heard of are in Vegas, or down at Megaton."
9:46 PM - Tom Blanco: "Big Jake underestimated one once, got cut in half with a laser. I ain't takin' risks."
9:46 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Examines the robut
9:46 PM - Claps with Thunder: 'Yes, watch' I walk over and put my hands to its chest, trying to restart it with electricty
9:46 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Schnitzel determines that it is, in fact, a robot. And it it made of metal.
9:47 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "As I suspected"
9:47 PM - Renaldo: I keep my .357 aimed. I don't trust anything without a brain and a language.
9:47 PM - Renaldo: ((10/10))
9:47 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (100% accurate description)
9:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: With a few crackles and jolts from Thunder's hands, the robot begins to move.
9:47 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Heinich built the aparatus before ze battle"
9:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: It rises to its legs and stands motionless, looking at you.
9:47 PM - Renaldo: "Is that thing armed?"
9:48 PM - Claps with Thunder: 'He is live again, no harm shall happen'
9:48 PM - Renaldo: "I don't fancy being torn apart by pre-war tech today."
9:48 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Its left minigun arm is not aiming at you
9:48 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Hallo"
9:48 PM - B.O.R.I.S: It stands motionlessly, and beings turning its head and examing each member of the party.
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: "One false move and your sensor's toast, tin can."
9:48 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "HELLO."
9:48 PM - Renaldo: "Who built you?"
9:49 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Hallo?"
9:49 PM - Claps with Thunder: "If he harms us, I can make life go away from it"
9:49 PM - Renaldo: "You look like you came out the wrong end of the assembly line."
9:49 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "I AM A PROTOTYPE OF Robco Industries (r)"
9:50 PM - Renaldo: "Robco, huh?"
9:50 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "YES."
9:50 PM - Renaldo: "What's your purpose?"
9:50 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "I AM A B.O.R.I.S MODEL SENTRY ROBOT, DESIGNED TO PROTECT HIGH VALUE MILITARY INSTALLATIONS AND PERFORM SPECIAL OPERATIONS MISSIONS."
9:51 PM - Renaldo: I mutter to the human/ghoul members of the group. "I don't trust a diode of this bucket of bolts."
9:51 PM - Tom Blanco: "Neither do I."
9:51 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Oh great machine beast, given onto us by metal gods, will you help?"
9:51 PM - Renaldo: "Hey robot. You one of those super-smart A.I.s?"
9:51 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Zis a tank within a man! I love it"
9:52 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "YOU COULD SAY THAT."
9:52 PM - Renaldo: "Really now? What's the meaning of life, then?"
9:52 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "I DO NOT KNOW. AND NEITHER DO YOU."
9:53 PM - Tom Blanco: (shit, I was hoping for "I'm a robot, not a calculator")
9:53 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Genius"
9:53 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Haha)
9:53 PM - Renaldo: I grimace. "You got me there. Well then, could you take a look at my Pip-Boy? The time counter is broken."
9:53 PM - Renaldo: ((i was hoping for
9:53 PM - Renaldo: 42))
9:53 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (:V)
9:53 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((I was hoping for a god damn burrito, now can we continue?))
9:53 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((0u0))
9:54 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Also the robot has a minigun for a hand)
9:54 PM - Renaldo: ((yes c:))
9:54 PM - Renaldo: ((nigga he a robot he might have another one hidden in his dick))
9:54 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (it can fix anything but a hostile without bulletholes in em)
9:54 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ((only one hand. The other hand is a hand with which it may handle things)
9:54 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (can't*)
9:55 PM - Renaldo: "Actually, I guess that gatling gun there would be a problem. Nevermind."
9:55 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (so its like a vacuum cleaner?)
9:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: If you want to roll for repair, that'd be a 1d100
9:55 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "YES, I CAN." BORIS bends over and examines the time counter, touching it and reseting it to October 23, 2077. "YOU CLOCK IS UPDATED. I HAVE RESETED IT TO MY INTERNAL CLOCK."
9:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: or that...
9:55 PM - Renaldo: ((Rolling for repair, then.
9:55 PM - Tom Blanco: "Pretty sure it ain't 2077 now."
9:55 PM - Renaldo: (((orrrrr not))
9:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: aaaa what are we doingggg
9:55 PM - Renaldo: ((nit picking))
9:56 PM - Renaldo: ((what year is it))
9:56 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 2077?
9:56 PM - NURRHURRTURR: sure, fine, let's leave it at what BORIS said
9:56 PM - Tom Blanco: "Your internal clock's gone to shit, robot."
9:56 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (The bombs dropped yesterday :V)
9:56 PM - NURRHURRTURR: no need to complicate things
9:56 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (No, they dropped TODAY)
9:56 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (:V)
9:56 PM - Renaldo: "Uh, robot?"
9:56 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Yep, woo faulty computers).
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: (guys)
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: (guys)
9:57 PM - Renaldo: "How long have you been broken?"
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: (maybe)
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: (WE ARE THE BOMBS)
9:57 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Do not question the machine spirit"
9:57 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (oh dear)
9:57 PM - Renaldo: ((are you a space marine))
9:57 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (brb my brain hurts)
9:57 PM - Renaldo: ((a tribal fucking space marine))
9:57 PM - Claps with Thunder: "He is above logic, he is spirit of god in metal"
9:57 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "MY SYSTEMS APPOXIMATE...."
9:57 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: ^
9:57 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "..."
9:57 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "..."
9:57 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "UNKNOWN"
9:58 PM - Claps with Thunder: 'IT HAS BEEN TOLD, TODAY IS UNKNOWN!'
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: "Shit I think I broke it."
9:58 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Claps
9:58 PM - Claps with Thunder: 'DO NOT QUESTION, ONLY ACCEPT THE GODS WORDS!'
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: "Or it broke itself, whatever."
9:58 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "On to ze hospital?"
9:58 PM - Renaldo: "Well shit. Robot, you wanna come with us? Could use your firepower. Assuming you've got ammo."
9:58 PM - Renaldo: "What's that big ass thing fire, anyway?"
9:59 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "LAST MEMORY ENTRY RECALLS ATTACK BY CHINESE FORCES. MUST REPEL INVADERS. I WILL ASSIS YOU IN WAGING IRREGUAL GUERILLA WARFARE AGAINST THE ENEMY."
9:59 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright, so it's on our side.
9:59 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "I FIRE 5MM ROUNDS"
9:59 PM - Tom Blanco: "
9:59 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Chinese"
9:59 PM - Claps with Thunder: "The gods are with us today, we are blessed"
9:59 PM - Renaldo: "Uh. Alright then."
9:59 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "2077"
9:59 PM - Renaldo: "Let's roll."
10:00 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Damn"
10:00 PM - Renaldo: ((does the robot have wheels?))
10:00 PM - B.O.R.I.S: ((It
10:00 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((It uses its cock as a pogo stick))
10:00 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (no it has spring boots)
10:00 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((That is how he moves))
10:00 PM - Renaldo: ((pogo cock))
10:00 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: ^
10:00 PM - Renaldo: ((fucking incredible))
10:00 PM - B.O.R.I.S: ((It walks, and is taller than you, just fyi))
10:01 PM - Renaldo: ((alright. damn there goes my bad joke))
10:01 PM - B.O.R.I.S: ((Maybe I can get upgraded with a pogo cock later, haha))
10:01 PM - Renaldo: I continue the long trek towards the hospital. "Try to keep up, robot."
10:01 PM - NURRHURRTURR: so we avoid dildo jokes
10:01 PM - NURRHURRTURR: to discuss pogp cocks
10:02 PM - NURRHURRTURR: pogo*
10:02 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah let's not do that please
10:02 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Skygod, may I ride on your metal shoulders?"
10:02 PM - Renaldo: ((you know you love that bouncy cock, aperture))
10:02 PM - B.O.R.I.S: BORIS stomps along, following the rest of the group, sometimes lagging behind.
10:03 PM - Renaldo: ((we never even asked the robot its name lol))
10:03 PM - Renaldo: ((my character gives no shits about robots))
10:03 PM - Claps with Thunder: I dont listen and hop onto the back of the machine, riding it ahead
10:03 PM - Tom Blanco: (it's probably painted on its armor or something)
10:03 PM - Renaldo: ((yeah))
10:03 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You all mosey on down the destroyed streets of Manhattan. Ocassionally spotting a person or two, but they tend to scurry away before you can so much as shout "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM"
10:03 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Wait chris avellone is lore)
10:03 PM - Renaldo: ((BLATANT REFERENCES))
10:03 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Oh man, that was forced)
10:03 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Chris Avellone is actually a character)
10:04 PM - Tom Blanco: "Fuckin' ghost town in here."
10:04 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You eventually come to the hospital in question
10:04 PM - Claps with Thunder: Is the front door locked?
10:04 PM - Renaldo: "Damn this place is a dump."
10:04 PM - NURRHURRTURR: It is still largely intact. All the windows are reinforced glass with chicken wire, and pock marked with bullet holes. The walls are covered in scorch marks.
10:05 PM - Tom Blanco: "Looks like a goddamn stronghold."
10:05 PM - Tom Blanco: "The shit happened in 'ere?"
10:05 PM - Claps with Thunder: "I have way in" He takes out the bundle of dynamite and the remote detonator
10:05 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The doors are sealed shut.
10:05 PM - Renaldo: "By the look of those burns, I'd say we've got a good chance of finding that flamer pistol."
10:06 PM - Renaldo: "Might be worth some caps if we can fix it up."
10:06 PM - Tom Blanco: "Stay back, I'll try to open the door."
10:06 PM - Tom Blanco: (gotta make use for that lockpick)
10:06 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Alright
10:06 PM - Renaldo: ((wait
10:06 PM - Renaldo: ((are the doors locked or actually sealed))
10:06 PM - NURRHURRTURR: I think you might need to rejoin the rollz group thing though
10:07 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm still there?
10:07 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Well alrighty then
10:07 PM - Renaldo: ((he just rolled a 32 outta 100 :v))
10:07 PM - Tom Blanco: yup
10:07 PM - Renaldo: ((hope that wasnt the actual roll))
10:07 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Why would you hope that?
10:07 PM - NURRHURRTURR: He passed :v
10:07 PM - Renaldo: ((wouldnt that be bad))
10:08 PM - Renaldo: ((oh. idk how pnp works :v))
10:08 PM - Tom Blanco: (nah, you gotta roll under your skill to pass)
10:08 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The lower the number, the better
10:08 PM - Renaldo: ((oooooooh.)
10:08 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You want to roll your skill level or lower to pass
10:08 PM - Renaldo: ((so critical failure would be like 100 and your skill is 20 or something))
10:08 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 1-your Luck is a critical pass, while 97-100 is a critical fail
10:09 PM - NURRHURRTURR: So yeah, Tom managed to Lockpick the door with, uh
10:09 PM - NURRHURRTURR: his lockpicks
10:09 PM - Tom Blanco: yay go me
10:09 PM - NURRHURRTURR: I think you have lockpicks, right?
10:09 PM - Renaldo: ((i thought he just punched it open, damn))
10:09 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, I do
10:09 PM - NURRHURRTURR: +10 XP
10:09 PM - Renaldo: ((woo go tom :v))
10:09 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (Tom only, not everyone)
10:10 PM - Tom Blanco: actually, they give +50% to lockpicking, so I'd have passed anyway
10:10 PM - Tom Blanco: (yay go me)
10:10 PM - Claps with Thunder: We're in then))
10:10 PM - NURRHURRTURR: aaaa so OP nerfnerf
10:10 PM - Renaldo: ((god DAAAAMN))
10:10 PM - Renaldo: I look around, searching for roaches and other such enemies.
10:10 PM - Renaldo: also
10:10 PM - Renaldo: I SEARCH FOR TRAPS.
10:11 PM - Renaldo: ((ive always wanted to say that))
10:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The sliding glass doors open, allowing you to enter a little entryway, which is blocked by
10:11 PM - Claps with Thunder: Wait no, I search for traps, I have it tagged
10:11 PM - Claps with Thunder: Less chance of killing us all
10:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: another pair of sliding doors c:
10:11 PM - Renaldo: ((ok good))
10:11 PM - Renaldo: ((are they locked too you asshole :c))
10:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Searching for traps? Roll 1d10 for Perception
10:11 PM - Claps with Thunder: Thunder takes out the bundle of dynamite "Puny doors no match for boom"
10:11 PM - Renaldo: ((mines 4 im not even going to try that shit))
10:11 PM - Tom Blanco: No don't
10:12 PM - B.O.R.I.S: Boris stomps into the hospital, smashing his head on the door frame in the process.
10:12 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (RYAN WHY WOULD YOU TNT IT WHEN HE JUST PICKED THE OTHER ONES :V
10:12 PM - Tom Blanco: need to save that TNT for better targets
10:12 PM - Claps with Thunder: "But, skygods want boom"
10:12 PM - Renaldo: ((Like BORIS when he goes haywire))
10:12 PM - Renaldo: ((or a communist prime))
10:12 PM - Tom Blanco: (so do I open the other door or not?)
10:12 PM - B.O.R.I.S: ((Exactly))
10:12 PM - Tom Blanco: (or is it already open?)
10:12 PM - NURRHURRTURR: BORIS bashes his metallic skull against the doors, which are still locked
10:12 PM - NURRHURRTURR: BORIS, roll 1d10
10:12 PM - Claps with Thunder: Okay, rolling for a perception check for traps
10:12 PM - Claps with Thunder: Or that
10:13 PM - Renaldo: (( just do it and get the xp))
10:13 PM - Renaldo: ((whats your PER, darkmime?))
10:13 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You bash your head against the door with such strenght, the doors fly inwards, killing 3 rats which were feasting on a corpse
10:13 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((5)
10:13 PM - Tom Blanco: (goddamn immigrants hoggin' all the goddamn xp for themselves)
10:13 PM - Claps with Thunder: God damn))
10:13 PM - Renaldo: ((ahaha what the fuck))
10:13 PM - NURRHURRTURR: +75 XP for killing the rats, and +10 for opening the door
10:13 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "PROCEED"
10:14 PM - Tom Blanco: "And we're in."
10:14 PM - Renaldo: ((shit dude!))
10:14 PM - Tom Blanco: I wave my .45 around the room, holding my lit lighter in the other hand.
10:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Quick note, guys, here's the map
10:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Oh yeah, they're sliding glass doors.
10:14 PM - Claps with Thunder: I check the room for traps
10:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: shit wait
10:14 PM - Renaldo: I spin the single action army, brushing my coat with the other hand.
10:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: forgot to copypaste
10:14 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "No need for silly ol lighters"
10:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: whoops
10:15 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Holds up a flare
10:15 PM - NURRHURRTURR: http://sadpanda.us/images/1531726-5ANXWFT.png
10:15 PM - Tom Blanco: "Looks clear. Anyone got a flashlight? This ain't really doin' the job."
10:15 PM - B.O.R.I.S: BORIS walks into the room, leveling his Minigun and scanning for targets
10:15 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you entered that little part at the bottom into the bit with all the chairs
10:15 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Ignites a flare
10:15 PM - Tom Blanco: wow, nice map there
10:15 PM - Renaldo: ((cool))
10:15 PM - Tom Blanco: (x1 Artistic)
10:15 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You ignite the flare, negating all light penalties
10:15 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Where are we?
10:15 PM - Renaldo: ((whats that white shit in the middle))
10:15 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: ()
10:15 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (Where are we?)
10:16 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (I assume the bottom center)
10:16 PM - NURRHURRTURR: I dunno, a table or something, STOP QUESTIONING ME ;-;
10:16 PM - Renaldo: (( :C ))
10:16 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Yes, bottom center
10:16 PM - B.O.R.I.S: ((It looked like a table to me c:))
10:16 PM - NURRHURRTURR: the littlle nub sticking off the bottom
10:16 PM - Renaldo: I look at the table, searching for any useful supplies or medicine.
10:17 PM - Renaldo: ((roll to will stimpaks into existence))
10:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You find a used needle, some scrap paper, and a table
10:17 PM - Renaldo: ((TAKE TABLE))
10:17 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Knocks on the walls
10:17 PM - Renaldo: I nab the needle.
10:17 PM - Renaldo: "This could come in handy if we can clean it up."
10:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Don't forget to add it to your inventory
10:17 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright, I'm checkin' the room on the left."
10:17 PM - Renaldo: ((weight?))
10:17 PM - B.O.R.I.S: BORIS takes the scrap paper
10:17 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Ditto)
10:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 0, it's a fuckin needle
10:18 PM - Renaldo: (( <3))
10:18 PM - NURRHURRTURR: they aren't exactly known for their extrodinary weight
10:18 PM - NURRHURRTURR: So you guys going left?
10:18 PM - Renaldo: ((considering bb guns))
10:18 PM - Tom Blanco: I am, at least
10:18 PM - NURRHURRTURR: let's not get into the topic of 15 pound superdense BB guns....
10:19 PM - Renaldo: "Might be useful to split up and search the place faster. Unless you guys think we should stick together in case there's a giant radscorpion den stuck in here or something."
10:19 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The doorway is blocked by some easily moveable tables and chairs
10:19 PM - Tom Blanco: I move them.
10:19 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "I WILL GO RIGHT."
10:19 PM - Tom Blanco: (well, try at least)
10:20 PM - Renaldo: "Who wants to head with the bot? I'm not doing it."
10:20 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Not really a roll needed to move them, so you push them aside
10:20 PM - Renaldo: I move into the left with Tom.
10:20 PM - Tom Blanco: (yay)
10:20 PM - Claps with Thunder: "I will folllow the vessel of the sky gods"
10:20 PM - Renaldo: ((<3 u))
10:20 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright, let's check this shithole out."
10:21 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I go forward?)
10:21 PM - Renaldo: "And you, Schnitzel?"
10:21 PM - Renaldo: "You sure you want to head in there alone?"
10:21 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Points forward "JA"
10:21 PM - B.O.R.I.S: BORIS goes into the hallway to the other room, occasionally scraping some drywall off the roof with his head.
10:21 PM - NURRHURRTURR: I imagine you pointing forward with your arm extended and your palm flat
10:21 PM - Renaldo: "Alright, if you want. Don't blame me if you end up with a bullet between the eyes."
10:22 PM - Renaldo: "I check the left room for enemies."
10:22 PM - Renaldo: woops
10:22 PM - Renaldo: remove the quotes
10:22 PM - Renaldo: :v
10:22 PM - Claps with Thunder: Thunder follows BORIS with hands lightly fizzling with sparks
10:22 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Alright, since you guys split up, I'm gonna go by sequence, which means BORIS and Thunder go first
10:22 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Just gimme a sec
10:22 PM - Renaldo: ((ok))
10:22 PM - Renaldo: ((works for me))
10:23 PM - B.O.R.I.S: BORIS scans the room for enemies and things of value to fight the dirty communists.
10:23 PM - Claps with Thunder: I check the room for traps as he does so
10:23 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Roll PER
10:23 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Hey, 5, Perception pass))
10:23 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 1d10
10:24 PM - Claps with Thunder: Claps With Thunder: 1D10 => 5
10:24 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You spot no traps, but you do see 4 mole rats before they see you
10:24 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You guys went right, right?
10:24 PM - Renaldo: ((slaughter))
10:24 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Yeah)
10:24 PM - Renaldo: ((yeah, they did)
10:24 PM - NURRHURRTURR: kay
10:25 PM - NURRHURRTURR: So, going by sequence, BORIS goes first
10:25 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Metal god, wait, do not startle them"
10:25 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Or he can surrender his turn to Thunder
10:25 PM - B.O.R.I.S: BORIS waits
10:25 PM - Claps with Thunder: How far are they?
10:26 PM - NURRHURRTURR: one sec
10:27 PM - NURRHURRTURR: There is one 2 away from you to the left, another 5 away on a diagonal to the right, and the others are way at the back
10:27 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you're in the parking garage in case you didn't guess
10:27 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you see several dead cars, ambulances, and a motorcycle
10:28 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Those looked like stretchers to me)
10:28 PM - NURRHURRTURR: shhhhhhh
10:28 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (i think they might actually be air vents or something :v)
10:28 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Hahaha)
10:28 PM - NURRHURRTURR: they were the closest things that looked like cars stfu ;C
10:29 PM - Claps with Thunder: He whispered to BORIS "Metal god, watch yourself, I do not want to hurt you"
10:29 PM - B.O.R.I.S: Boris offers a slight nod in return
10:29 PM - Claps with Thunder: I fire one electrical attack at each
10:29 PM - Claps with Thunder: Actually wait, can only do two
10:29 PM - Claps with Thunder: I do one each at the closer ones
10:29 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll your d100s
10:30 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Ryyyaaannnn
10:30 PM - Claps with Thunder: Miss and pass
10:30 PM - NURRHURRTURR: actually, you're forgetting AC
10:30 PM - NURRHURRTURR: mole rats have 9 AC
10:31 PM - NURRHURRTURR: so miss miss
10:31 PM - NURRHURRTURR: c:
10:31 PM - Claps with Thunder: Crap
10:31 PM - Claps with Thunder: Welp, that's that
10:31 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you have failed Zeus
10:31 PM - NURRHURRTURR: BORIS may go now
10:31 PM - Renaldo: ((wait how the fuck does attacking work))
10:32 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You choose which rat you want to turn into cheese
10:32 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: roll 1d100
10:32 PM - NURRHURRTURR: and roll 1d100
10:32 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "I WILL DEAL WITH THIS NOW"
10:32 PM - Renaldo: ((but why did he fail :V))
10:32 PM - B.O.R.I.S: BORIS targers the nearest molerat
10:33 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (You want the lowest number)
10:33 PM - Renaldo: ((oh ok))
10:33 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (because he missed both shots, the number after calculation was greater than his skill in the related subject, hence, a miss)
10:33 PM - Renaldo: ((so 94 was almost a crit fail, and 44 was almost ok))
10:33 PM - NURRHURRTURR: That 84 won't be getting you any hits, BORIS
10:33 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I you have a small guns of 20 then the roll must be below 20)
10:33 PM - Tom Blanco: (exactly)
10:33 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Don't forget to take 5 bullets off your ammo count]
10:33 PM - B.O.R.I.S: ((I know, don't judge me))
10:33 PM - Renaldo: ((what skill does magic lightning even USE))
10:34 PM - NURRHURRTURR: We just say throwing
10:34 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (throwing)
10:34 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Seems legit)
10:34 PM - Renaldo: ((it has a purpose))
10:34 PM - NURRHURRTURR: And it's NOT magic
10:34 PM - Renaldo: ((i shouldve played a luchadore))
10:34 PM - NURRHURRTURR: It's FEV-spawn electrokinetic powers
10:34 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (its canon too)
10:34 PM - Renaldo: ((thats actually pretty cool))
10:34 PM - NURRHURRTURR: lrn2lore
10:34 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I shoulda played ash)
10:35 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (the session would have been)
10:35 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (groovy)
10:35 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Okay, so Claps with tunder and I are shitty shots)
10:35 PM - NURRHURRTURR: NEXT UP WE HAVE SCHNITZEL
10:35 PM - Renaldo: but he went last
10:35 PM - NURRHURRTURR: He didn't go at all, Boris and Thunder went first
10:35 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Patrols around the northern rooms of the hospital
10:35 PM - Renaldo: ((no like))
10:35 PM - Renaldo: ((nevermind)))
10:35 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Following Sequence chain, Schnitzel has the next after BORIS
10:35 PM - Renaldo: ((im an idiot))
10:36 PM - Renaldo: ((whats better with sequence))
10:36 PM - Renaldo: ((lower or higher))
10:36 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (higher)
10:36 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Higher sequence is better, means you go firsyt
10:36 PM - Renaldo: ((mmk))
10:37 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Looks around the rooms
10:37 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Schnitzel, patrolling down the hallway, encounters 4 dysfunctional elevators, and stops in front of a room labeled GIFT SHOP before his turn is over
10:37 PM - NURRHURRTURR: encountering nothing fun :c
10:37 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (riveting)
10:37 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Now we go to Tom
10:37 PM - Renaldo: ((rip shit))
10:37 PM - Renaldo: ((my sequence is shit lol))
10:37 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (brb drink)
10:37 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You may open the doors and proceed into the room
10:37 PM - Tom Blanco: And that's what I do.
10:38 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (BUT IT'S A HOPITAL, AND HAS A SHOP. You need to go in.)
10:38 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You open the doors to encounter the cafeteria
10:38 PM - Renaldo: ((aw yeee nigga))
10:38 PM - Renaldo: ((i could go for a fancy lad))
10:38 PM - Renaldo: ((you know what i mean))
10:38 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Tables are strewn about with 200 year old food and utinsels, and you see a counter which you imagine fat old ladies with hairnets sliding trays of food around on
10:38 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You also see 3 big, like, fucking massive, about as big as a cat, sized spiders
10:39 PM - Tom Blanco: oh god
10:39 PM - Renaldo: ((WHY))
10:39 PM - NURRHURRTURR: they have really nasty looking long black hairs
10:39 PM - Tom Blanco: do I have enough AP to blow at least one of the fuckers away?
10:39 PM - Tom Blanco: because that's what I wanna do
10:39 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (NOPE)
10:39 PM - Renaldo: ((does it cost action points to twirl my single action army during combat))
10:40 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Depends if you're doing it for fun or going for some sort of intimidation route
10:40 PM - Renaldo: ((fun :v))
10:40 PM - NURRHURRTURR: and yes, you may fire once
10:40 PM - Tom Blanco: well then that's what I do
10:40 PM - Tom Blanco: brb roll
10:40 PM - NURRHURRTURR: swingandamiss
10:40 PM - Tom Blanco: fuk
10:40 PM - Renaldo: ((good roll :v))
10:40 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Renaldo, FIRE AT WILL
10:41 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Jesus, we suck tonight).
10:41 PM - NURRHURRTURR: or
10:41 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ya kno
10:41 PM - NURRHURRTURR: do whatevs
10:41 PM - Renaldo: ((how hard is it to shoot one from the door))
10:41 PM - Renaldo: ((and then twirl my gun))
10:42 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The closest one is 3 spaces away, standing on a table, pinching its pincers which are dripping with something
10:42 PM - Renaldo: ok
10:42 PM - Renaldo: lemme roll to shoot it in the eyes
10:42 PM - Renaldo: wait
10:42 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Your small guns is 49
10:42 PM - Renaldo: is it facing me
10:42 PM - NURRHURRTURR: yes, it is
10:42 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Could really use that flamer pistol right about now.....)
10:42 PM - Renaldo: excellent
10:42 PM - NURRHURRTURR: a target shot willl reduce chance to hit by 30, I think it was
10:42 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Ryan?
10:43 PM - Renaldo: shit then
10:43 PM - Renaldo: i rolled a 28
10:43 PM - Renaldo: 38
10:43 PM - Renaldo: if its -30 thats a 68 :C
10:43 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 49, your skill, minus the spider's AC, which is
10:43 PM - NURRHURRTURR: uh
10:43 PM - NURRHURRTURR: lemme check what I had as the stats
10:43 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 8 AC
10:44 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Is damage based in skill?
10:44 PM - NURRHURRTURR: so you hit the bashtard
10:44 PM - Renaldo: sweet
10:44 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Nope, just hit chance
10:44 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (I think those things you're using at tables are, like, missile launch controls)
10:44 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: good
10:44 PM - Renaldo: how much HP did that cunt have
10:44 PM - Renaldo: and i gotta roll a D6 for damage, right
10:44 PM - NURRHURRTURR: yep
10:44 PM - Renaldo: 5
10:44 PM - Renaldo: nice.
10:44 PM - Renaldo: first hit all game
10:44 PM - NURRHURRTURR: good show mate, really nice for a first shot
10:45 PM - Renaldo: actually thats the first shot ive ever made :v
10:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you deal 12 damage to the nasty-ass spider
10:45 PM - Renaldo: ((i am winr))
10:45 PM - Renaldo: ((i rolled a 5))
10:45 PM - Renaldo: ((wat))
10:45 PM - Renaldo: ((i dont even))
10:45 PM - Tom Blanco: (better than my first, I think I shot Batman in the ass with a .22)
10:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 5+ 8
10:45 PM - Renaldo: ((yeah i remember reading that))
10:45 PM - Renaldo: ((whats the +8 from))
10:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The pistol does 8 damage
10:45 PM - Renaldo: ((oh))
10:45 PM - Renaldo: ((k))
10:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: the1d6 is from the ammo
10:46 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The spider looks Almost Dead
10:46 PM - Renaldo: ((molerat's turn?))
10:46 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Aye, enemy turns
10:46 PM - Renaldo: wait one more thing before my turn ends
10:46 PM - Renaldo: i twirl my gun
10:46 PM - Renaldo: k
10:46 PM - Renaldo: ((best game))
10:46 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The spider looks unamused
10:46 PM - Tom Blanco: boy oh boy I can't wait when you get to reload it
10:47 PM - Renaldo: ((thats going to go exactly how you think it is))
10:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ...this might take a bit
10:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Molerat one is now within biting range of both BORIS and Thunder
10:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Molerat 2 is within and bites Thunder forrr...
10:47 PM - Tom Blanco: (SIX BULLETS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO KILL EVERYTHING THAT MOVES I LIKE SLAMMING LONG HARD BULLETS INTO A GREASED CHAMBER NO I'M TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL WHY YOU ASKIN
10:47 PM - Renaldo: (( i have bloody mess))
10:48 PM - Renaldo: (( this will go very well))
10:48 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 0 damage cause it missed
10:48 PM - Renaldo: ((I love the feel of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber.))
10:48 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (GM is too lazy to ever do messy things)
10:48 PM - Tom Blanco: (whatever)
10:48 PM - NURRHURRTURR: bitch please
10:48 PM - Renaldo: (( I love the thrill of reloading during a battle)
10:48 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you have no idea
10:48 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (silver?)
10:48 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Ryan, tell them about my overdescrpitive bloodyness
10:48 PM - Renaldo: ((its the quote faget))
10:48 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: You a lykanthropist?
10:48 PM - Tom Blanco: (I got the gist of it)
10:49 PM - NURRHURRTURR: so yeah the other 2 rats advance
10:49 PM - NURRHURRTURR: now on to the spiders
10:49 PM - Renaldo: ((not trying to correct you))
10:49 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Are you sure he said silver?
10:49 PM - Renaldo: ((just spouting ocelot lines))
10:49 PM - Renaldo: ((yeah))
10:49 PM - NURRHURRTURR: So spider1, as it turns out, does not appreciate being shot
10:49 PM - Tom Blanco: (yeah, I know, we cool)
10:49 PM - Renaldo: ((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj7UfgWYHiY))
10:50 PM - NURRHURRTURR: and moves towards and attempts to bite Renaldo
10:50 PM - Renaldo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj7UfgWYHiY :v
10:50 PM - Renaldo: ((fuck))
10:50 PM - Renaldo: ((im poisoned arent i))
10:50 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (oh wow)
10:50 PM - NURRHURRTURR: but misses because it is a filthy scrublord
10:50 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (I never heard about someone using silver bullets)
10:50 PM - NURRHURRTURR: the other spiders advance
10:50 PM - NURRHURRTURR: BORIS
10:51 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Wait did he also say "a welbey's chamber"?
10:51 PM - B.O.R.I.S: How far are the molerats away from us
10:51 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: nevermind well greased
10:51 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 2 within melee range
10:51 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 1 3 spaces away
10:51 PM - Renaldo: ((nope, he uses a single action army, not a webley))
10:51 PM - NURRHURRTURR: the last 9 away
10:51 PM - B.O.R.I.S: What's my unarmed AP cost?
10:52 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: yeah I was going to point that out
10:52 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 3
10:52 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: singl action army's are so hot
10:52 PM - Renaldo: ((yes so much))
10:52 PM - NURRHURRTURR: but you only deal 1d4 + your Melee Damage for unarmed damage per hit
10:52 PM - Renaldo: ((especially with dat cavalry barrel unf))
10:52 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: hmhmhmhmhm
10:52 PM - Renaldo: ((love the reskin for new vegas that makes it shiny and new again))
10:52 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Though looking at your Unarmed skill I suggest punching it anyway
10:52 PM - Renaldo: ((whats his unarmed))
10:53 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 60
10:53 PM - B.O.R.I.S: BORIS punches the closest molerat, then punches it again. He also punches the one by Thunder.
10:53 PM - Renaldo: ((is that tagged? im guessing not))
10:53 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll 1d100 3 times
10:53 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (It's not)
10:53 PM - Renaldo: ((yeah my unarmed is 54))
10:53 PM - Renaldo: ((also untagged))
10:53 PM - NURRHURRTURR: So miss, his, hit
10:54 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll 1d4 twice
10:54 PM - NURRHURRTURR: pfffft
10:54 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you deal 3 damage to the rat by you and the rat by Thunder
10:54 PM - Tom Blanco: (brb, gotta take a piss)
10:54 PM - Renaldo: ((10/10 boris. you tried))
10:54 PM - NURRHURRTURR: SCHNITZEL
10:54 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: ye
10:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: YOU MAY ENTER THE GIFT SHOT
10:55 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (75% chance of not getting 1, rolls one twice.)
10:55 PM - Renaldo: ((what about clappy))
10:55 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: ENTERS THE GIFT SHOP
10:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: oh yeah
10:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: whoops
10:55 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "HALLLOOOOOOOOOOO"
10:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: YOU MAY WAIT UNTIL RYAN HAS HIS TURN
10:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: C:
10:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: THUNDER
10:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: YOU MAY ZAPPY ZAPP THE RATTY RATT
10:55 PM - Claps with Thunder: ACTUALLY
10:55 PM - Renaldo: ((forgetting sequence. worst gm ever wow kil urself -3.5/10 no hope 4 u))
10:55 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: o
10:56 PM - Claps with Thunder: GOING TO BOOMERANG IT
10:56 PM - Claps with Thunder: TWICE
10:56 PM - NURRHURRTURR: WHEN IT'S WITHIN MELEE RANGE?
10:56 PM - NURRHURRTURR: LOLOK THAT WORKS
10:56 PM - Claps with Thunder: 2d10 damage
10:56 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: At least you werent here for thunder's campaign
10:56 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Point blank boomerand)
10:56 PM - Claps with Thunder: Ill take that any day
10:56 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: worst gm 2012
10:56 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ^^^
10:56 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: jk luv u babe
10:56 PM - Renaldo: ((whatd he do))
10:56 PM - Claps with Thunder: I
10:56 PM - Claps with Thunder: I think I crit failed
10:56 PM - NURRHURRTURR: he broke the universe and didn't even let us fix it
10:56 PM - B.O.R.I.S: oh jesus
10:56 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (brb drink, brb piss)
10:56 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (and thats it)
10:56 PM - NURRHURRTURR: yup
10:57 PM - Renaldo: ((critfail))
10:57 PM - Tom Blanco: (back)
10:57 PM - NURRHURRTURR: critfail
10:57 PM - Renaldo: ((how do you eve))
10:57 PM - Claps with Thunder: And a miss
10:57 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you throw the boomerang at the rat point blank range
10:57 PM - Renaldo: ((our rolls are great aren't they))
10:57 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you miss, and the boomerang goes wide
10:57 PM - NURRHURRTURR: returning back to you
10:57 PM - NURRHURRTURR: and hitting you in the face
10:57 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: rolz always makes you get a bad roll
10:57 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll for damage
10:57 PM - Claps with Thunder: 15
10:57 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You take...
10:58 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: it knows the games rules and makes sure you get the highest number possible
10:58 PM - Renaldo: ((does it really or are you just unlucky))
10:58 PM - NURRHURRTURR: hang on lemme check with your robes
10:58 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 12 damage
10:58 PM - Renaldo: ((you're boned))
10:59 PM - NURRHURRTURR: the other throw was a miss
10:59 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 11/10 you tried
10:59 PM - Claps with Thunder: One third of my heatlh, gone :V
10:59 PM - NURRHURRTURR: NOW SCHNITZEL MAY HEIL INTO THE GIFT SHOP
10:59 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "HEIL"
10:59 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Jumps in with his flare gun wavin around
10:59 PM - Renaldo: ((heil schitzel))
10:59 PM - NURRHURRTURR: YOU HEIL THE DOOR THAT IS THE WAY OF YOUR RIGHTEOUS PATH
11:00 PM - B.O.R.I.S: ((I think you mean "Heil BORIS"))
11:00 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: What do i see
11:00 PM - Tom Blanco: (he really is the best war criminal and racist scumbag around)
11:00 PM - Renaldo: ((yep))
11:00 PM - Renaldo: ((i wonder if hes in the east because the NCR shoots him on sight))
11:00 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ENTERING THE GIFT SHOP, YOU SEE MANY A WORTHLESS TRINKET, A NUMBER OF VARIOUS STUFFED ANUMALS, 200 YEAR OLD CHOCOLATES, AND A MASSIVE FUCKING SPIDER
11:00 PM - NURRHURRTURR: BIGGER THAN THE OTHER SPIDERS
11:00 PM - NURRHURRTURR: LIKE, BIGGER THAN A DOG BIG
11:00 PM - Renaldo: ((i told you not to go alone lol))
11:00 PM - Tom Blanco: oh! oh! take the spider! take the spider!
11:00 PM - Renaldo: ((what kind of dog))
11:01 PM - Tom Blanco: wonder how much it costs
11:01 PM - Renaldo: ((a toy poodle))
11:01 PM - NURRHURRTURR: A really big dog
11:01 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "töten sie mit dem Feuer!"
11:01 PM - B.O.R.I.S: ((I'm with Renaldo, are talking weiner dog or doberman))
11:01 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Fires at the spider with his flare gun
11:01 PM - NURRHURRTURR: You may HEIL it
11:01 PM - Renaldo: ((we're talking beethoven size))
11:01 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (aka fire a flare)
11:01 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Lets out a quick HEIL before firing
11:01 PM - Renaldo: ((dont you'll just make a giant spider that IS ON FIRE__
11:01 PM - NURRHURRTURR: or think of something more creative and stop taking my advice
11:02 PM - B.O.R.I.S: ((That's a fucking big spiders, and I saw a pretty big spider once))
11:02 PM - NURRHURRTURR: so you fire a flare?
11:02 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: ye
11:02 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll 1d100
11:02 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 56
11:02 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: butts
11:02 PM - Renaldo: ((gj))
11:03 PM - Renaldo: ((we obviously have great rolls))
11:03 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Runs away
11:03 PM - B.O.R.I.S: ((10/10 professional die rollers))
11:03 PM - Renaldo: ((the GM weighted the dice that cheating faggot))
11:03 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Your flare goes wide, entiely missing the spider
11:03 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "HILFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
11:03 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Roll 1d10
11:03 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Does it at least scare it
11:03 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 8
11:03 PM - Renaldo: ((into being angry at you))
11:04 PM - Renaldo: ((our ghoul just set the building on fire didnt he))
11:04 PM - NURRHURRTURR: The flare is lit on the ground between you and the spider
11:04 PM - NURRHURRTURR: the spider refuses to cross the path of the flare
11:04 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Can I reload?
11:04 PM - NURRHURRTURR: and thus must go around the shelf taking the long way
11:04 PM - Renaldo: ((are we going to be logging these sessions like the ones you did before :v))
11:04 PM - NURRHURRTURR: I will, yeah
11:04 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: We should
11:04 PM - Tom Blanco: (plannin' on that)
11:04 PM - NURRHURRTURR: and yes, you may reload
11:04 PM - Renaldo: ((cool))
11:04 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: I could make this shit into a book
11:05 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: There is a severe lack of fallout books
11:05 PM - NURRHURRTURR: TOM BLANCO
11:05 PM - NURRHURRTURR: YOU ARE UP
11:05 PM - Renaldo: ((i think i might try and draw one or two of us after this))
11:05 PM - Tom Blanco: YESS
11:05 PM - Renaldo: ((i cant draw realistically tho))
11:05 PM - B.O.R.I.S: ((Do it))
11:05 PM - Renaldo: ((fuck realism that shits for gays))
11:05 PM - NURRHURRTURR: There are currently 2 spiders in melee range
11:05 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: My character comes straight off a propaganda poster :V
11:05 PM - Tom Blanco: I unload on the spider that was tryin' to get Renaldo
11:06 PM - Renaldo: ((mine is ocelot with a mexican twist))
11:06 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: One of the stalker pnp guys drew our party tho
11:06 PM - Renaldo: ((mgs3 ocelot))
11:06 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: it was pretty cool
11:06 PM - NURRHURRTURR: by "unload" you mean "fire once", then yes
11:06 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 1d100
11:06 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: aka ocelot with black hair
11:06 PM - Tom Blanco: that's exactly what I mean
11:06 PM - Renaldo: ((lol))
11:06 PM - NURRHURRTURR: PEW
11:06 PM - Tom Blanco: Ciaster: 1D100 => 29
11:06 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Hit
11:06 PM - Tom Blanco: yay
11:06 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: unload as in drop the mag
11:06 PM - Tom Blanco: yayy
11:07 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll 1d6 for damage
11:07 PM - Renaldo: ((unload as in unchamber bullet and decock hammer))
11:07 PM - Tom Blanco: Ciaster: 1D6 => 4
11:07 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 4+7= 11
11:07 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you kill the spider
11:07 PM - Renaldo: ((ur 1911 sux faget))
11:07 PM - Tom Blanco: the first kill of the campaign, or did I miss somethin' ?
11:08 PM - Renaldo: ((get on my 357 level))
11:08 PM - Renaldo: ((yep))
11:08 PM - NURRHURRTURR: your .45 round tears right through its spidery, chitin, hairy, nasty body, splattering green blood everywhere
11:08 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Especially on Renaldo
11:08 PM - Renaldo: ((TEAM WORK! *highfive*))
11:08 PM - Renaldo: ((( :C))
11:08 PM - Renaldo: ((fucking bloody mess((
11:08 PM - Tom Blanco: (ey don't knock the 1911 John Browning knew what he was doin')
11:08 PM - Renaldo: "This is a bloody mess, god dammit."
11:08 PM - NURRHURRTURR: (ba dum tish)
11:08 PM - Renaldo: ((and then we made the hi-capa which is infinitely better))
11:09 PM - NURRHURRTURR: RENALDO
11:09 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Your turn
11:09 PM - Tom Blanco: "Shit, didn't know somethin' could pop like that."
11:09 PM - Renaldo: where are the spiders
11:09 PM - Tom Blanco: "That wasn't even a hollowpoint!"
11:09 PM - NURRHURRTURR: One in melee range, another 1 space past that
11:09 PM - Renaldo: hm
11:10 PM - Renaldo: can i fire at the farthest one
11:10 PM - Renaldo: and then kick the nearest one away from me
11:10 PM - NURRHURRTURR: NO THAT'S AGAINS THE RULES I'LL BAN U
11:10 PM - Renaldo: :c
11:10 PM - Renaldo: i cri
11:10 PM - Renaldo: so
11:10 PM - Renaldo: i cant then :v
11:10 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Considering it takes 4 AP to fire and 4 AP to kick
11:10 PM - NURRHURRTURR: yes
11:10 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you may
11:10 PM - Renaldo: ok
11:10 PM - NURRHURRTURR: since you have 8 ap
11:10 PM - Renaldo: do that
11:11 PM - Renaldo: roll 1d100 twice?
11:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Roll 2 1d100
11:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: yes
11:11 PM - Renaldo: fuck
11:11 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: my gun takes 5 ap to fire since its technically a grenade launcher
11:11 PM - Renaldo: r u srs
11:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: miss miss
11:11 PM - Renaldo: i missed both
11:11 PM - Renaldo: HOW DO YOU EVEN
11:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: scrub
11:11 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: wow
11:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Now it's the spider'
11:11 PM - Renaldo: i feel like distance should be calculated into that
11:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: s turns
11:11 PM - NURRHURRTURR: c:
11:11 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: its just like fallout the video games
11:12 PM - Renaldo: theres still molerats tho
11:12 PM - NURRHURRTURR: shhh
11:12 PM - NURRHURRTURR: I'll get to them
11:12 PM - Renaldo: :C
11:12 PM - NURRHURRTURR: I want the SPIDERS TO GO FIRST
11:12 PM - NURRHURRTURR: STFU I AM GOD
11:12 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Ryan is probably using a bad dice roller
11:12 PM - Tom Blanco: see that's what you get for using a single action firearm when there's semiautos layin' around
11:12 PM - Renaldo: ((sequence))
11:12 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: It gives us crits all the time
11:12 PM - Tom Blanco: (confirmed: rolz.com hates us)
11:12 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Sequence don't make a difference when they all got THE SAME SEQUENCE
11:12 PM - Renaldo: ((you talkin shit about my single action army))
11:12 PM - Tom Blanco: (.org whatever)
11:12 PM - Tom Blanco: (no)
11:13 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Spider1 attempts to bite Tom twice
11:13 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: you should have seen my rolls of stalker pnp
11:13 PM - Tom Blanco: (I'm talking shit about using an inferior, antiquated firearm)
11:13 PM - Tom Blanco: (:v)
11:13 PM - NURRHURRTURR: NURRHURRTURR: 1D100 => 49
NURRHURRTURR: 1D100 => 63
11:13 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: I missed a door that was 1 meter away
11:13 PM - Tom Blanco: (said the guy with a 1911)
11:13 PM - Renaldo: ((>inferior))
11:13 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Hit and miss
11:13 PM - Renaldo: ((you are using a 1911))
11:13 PM - Tom Blanco: (that's the joke :v)
11:13 PM - Renaldo: ((<3))
11:14 PM - Tom Blanco: (They're both Colts, they both own)
11:14 PM - Renaldo: ((yep))
11:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: wow
11:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: the dice really DO hate you
11:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: NURRHURRTURR: 1D6 => 6
11:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: lemme check against your armor
11:14 PM - Renaldo: ((brb getting my tokarev TT33 i feel like spinning something))
11:14 PM - Renaldo: it hit me didnt it
11:14 PM - Renaldo: oh it didnt
11:14 PM - Renaldo: RIP tom
11:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 5 damage
11:14 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll 1d100
11:14 PM - Tom Blanco: wait fuk
11:14 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: he used a makarov
11:15 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: u butt
11:15 PM - Tom Blanco: what happened oh god help
11:15 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Tommmmm roll 1d100
11:15 PM - Tom Blanco: FINE
11:15 PM - Tom Blanco: Ciaster: 1D100 => 31
11:15 PM - NURRHURRTURR: What's your poison resist?
11:15 PM - Tom Blanco: 55
11:15 PM - Renaldo: ((who used a makarov? ocelot? nigga i aint ocelot i am a person))
11:15 PM - NURRHURRTURR: well then you lucky ducky you only got bit
11:16 PM - NURRHURRTURR: no poison
11:16 PM - Tom Blanco: yay
11:16 PM - NURRHURRTURR: SPIDER2
11:16 PM - Tom Blanco: wait I mean ew but still yay
11:16 PM - NURRHURRTURR: moves around it's stupid friend SPIDER1 and goes to bite Renaldo once
11:16 PM - NURRHURRTURR: SPIDER2 wants revenge
11:16 PM - Renaldo: fuk
11:16 PM - NURRHURRTURR: AND IT SHALL HAVE IT
11:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: NURRHURRTURR: 1D100 => 62
11:17 PM - Renaldo: ((dammit))
11:17 PM - Renaldo: ((what do i roll))
11:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: that's a pass by 1 point c:
11:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: hang on
11:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you take 2 damage, roll 1d100
11:17 PM - Renaldo: 30
11:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: poison resist?
11:17 PM - Renaldo: 30
11:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 30 I think?
11:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: BAH
11:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: LUCKY
11:17 PM - Renaldo: bite me faggot
11:17 PM - Renaldo: ((literally))
11:17 PM - Tom Blanco: he just did
11:17 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ratty turns
11:18 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Rat1 goes to bite BORIS twice
11:18 PM - Renaldo: ((ownt))
11:19 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Hit hit
11:19 PM - Renaldo: ((good thing you're a fucking robutt))
11:19 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Total of 10 damage, minus your 40 resist, leaves you with 6 damage
11:19 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (c:)
11:20 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Rat2 goes to consume Thunder's thighs
11:20 PM - NURRHURRTURR: by biting
11:20 PM - NURRHURRTURR: twice
11:20 PM - NURRHURRTURR: NURRHURRTURR: 1D100 => 9
NURRHURRTURR: 1D100 => 8
11:20 PM - NURRHURRTURR: :VVVVVVV
11:20 PM - Claps with Thunder: This is where I die
11:20 PM - NURRHURRTURR: neither a crit though
11:20 PM - NURRHURRTURR: NURRHURRTURR: 1D8 => 4
NURRHURRTURR: 1D8 => 5
11:20 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 9 damage minus your robe's resist, leaves you with 7 damage
11:21 PM - Renaldo: ((can the other players even use VATS))
11:21 PM - Claps with Thunder: 11 HP left
11:21 PM - Renaldo: ((no pipboys))
11:21 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Rat3 moves forwards, and Rat4 claws at Thunder
11:21 PM - Tom Blanco: (we can still use precise aiming though)
11:21 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Anyone can use vats
11:21 PM - Renaldo: ((hehe))
11:21 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: as long as they don't have fast shot
11:22 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 56, hit
11:22 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 1D6 => 3
11:22 PM - Tom Blanco: (if I wanna shoot someone in the face then by god I will, regardless of whether I have a fancy computer on my wrist or not!)
11:22 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 2 damage, then, after resist
11:22 PM - Renaldo: ((its in my pocket scrubbi))
11:22 PM - Renaldo: ((l2p))
11:22 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Now is giant spider turn
11:22 PM - NURRHURRTURR: BE PREPARED SCHNITZEL
11:23 PM - NURRHURRTURR: HE WISHES TO FEAST UPON TIHINE BOTTOM
11:23 PM - NURRHURRTURR: But must go around the really kinda scary glowy light
11:23 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: :C
11:24 PM - NURRHURRTURR: it uses all its AP going around the shelf of pointless doo-dads and avoiding the flare in its path
11:24 PM - NURRHURRTURR: BORIS
11:24 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: wat aboot my turn
11:24 PM - NURRHURRTURR: YOU GO AFTER BORIS AND THUNDER
11:24 PM - NURRHURRTURR: silly
11:24 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "COMMUNIST CREATURES AT DANGEROUS CLOSE RANGE."
11:25 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: I thought they just went :V
11:25 PM - NURRHURRTURR: the spiders and enemies just wert
11:25 PM - B.O.R.I.S: BORIS retreats 3 spaces, then shoots at the closest molerat
11:25 PM - NURRHURRTURR: gosh you're dull
11:25 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: o
11:25 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll 1d100\
11:25 PM - B.O.R.I.S: 19
11:25 PM - NURRHURRTURR: GOOD SHOW, SIR,
11:26 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Jolly good show
11:26 PM - NURRHURRTURR: wait shit how do burst fires work
11:26 PM - NURRHURRTURR: uh
11:26 PM - NURRHURRTURR: screw it
11:26 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll 1d100 4 more times
11:26 PM - Tom Blanco: thou have stricken upon thine target
11:26 PM - Tom Blanco: or not
11:26 PM - B.O.R.I.S: wat?
11:26 PM - Renaldo: oh shit
11:26 PM - B.O.R.I.S: Okay
11:26 PM - Renaldo: i forgot to
11:26 PM - NURRHURRTURR: burst fire, 5 round burst only
11:26 PM - Renaldo: take the damage off my char
11:26 PM - Renaldo: how do i do that
11:26 PM - Tom Blanco: go to secondary stats
11:27 PM - Renaldo: k
11:27 PM - Tom Blanco: there's a +/- field by the HP stat
11:27 PM - Renaldo: type it in and update?
11:27 PM - Tom Blanco: type -[whatever damage you took]
11:27 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah
11:27 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Hit, miss, miss, miss, hit
11:27 PM - B.O.R.I.S: I didn't get to do five rolls last time D:<
11:27 PM - B.O.R.I.S: Worst gm
11:27 PM - NURRHURRTURR: c:
11:27 PM - NURRHURRTURR: I 5GOT OK BITE ME SCRUB
11:28 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll 1d8 twice
11:28 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: I gotta be goin soon
11:28 PM - NURRHURRTURR: :C
11:28 PM - Renaldo: aww
11:28 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 13 damage upon the rat which has 12 health remaining
11:29 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: How many enemies left?
11:29 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you riddle the ex-rat with BOOLET and it now becomes dead
11:29 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: I'll leave after combat
11:29 PM - NURRHURRTURR: uh, giant spider, 2 spiders, 3 rats
11:29 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: better get good rolls guys
11:29 PM - Renaldo: ((the guy said there'd be roaches in here))
11:29 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Thunder's turn
11:29 PM - Renaldo: ((THESE ARE NOT ROACHES))
11:29 PM - B.O.R.I.S: What, no XP?
11:30 PM - NURRHURRTURR: I deal XP after combat
11:30 PM - Claps with Thunder: Alright
11:30 PM - B.O.R.I.S: Ah
11:30 PM - Claps with Thunder: I have no melee weapons
11:30 PM - Claps with Thunder: Two more boomerangs
11:30 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you have a fist full o lightnin
11:30 PM - Tom Blanco: (rats. why does it always have to be rats?)
11:30 PM - Claps with Thunder: Does less damage
11:30 PM - Claps with Thunder: And rolls same skillg
11:30 PM - NURRHURRTURR: or you could try the thing that never works out
11:30 PM - Claps with Thunder: Miss, miss
11:30 PM - NURRHURRTURR: welp
11:30 PM - Claps with Thunder: :|
11:30 PM - NURRHURRTURR: SCHNITZEL
11:31 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: gogogogogogog
11:31 PM - NURRHURRTURR: I take it you're gonna shoot it?
11:31 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: BEATS IT WITH A WRENCH
11:31 PM - NURRHURRTURR: ah
11:31 PM - NURRHURRTURR: well
11:31 PM - NURRHURRTURR: alright then
11:31 PM - Renaldo: how do you beat it with a wrench
11:31 PM - NURRHURRTURR: he has a wrench
11:31 PM - NURRHURRTURR: he puts it in his hand
11:31 PM - Renaldo: that sounds painful and im not sure ghouls have penises
11:31 PM - NURRHURRTURR: he swings wrench at spider
11:31 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 63
11:31 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: balls
11:32 PM - NURRHURRTURR: I think you can swing twice
11:32 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: TRIES AGAIN
11:32 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you have 8 AP
11:32 PM - NURRHURRTURR: welp
11:32 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 87
11:32 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: GG
11:32 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Tom
11:32 PM - Tom Blanco: there's two spiders left, right?
11:32 PM - NURRHURRTURR: aye
11:32 PM - Tom Blanco: I shoot the fucker that tried to bite me
11:32 PM - NURRHURRTURR: in your vision, anyway
11:32 PM - NURRHURRTURR: kay
11:32 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 15, hit
11:32 PM - Tom Blanco: Ciaster: 1D100 => 15
11:32 PM - Tom Blanco: woo
11:33 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 1d6 for damage
11:33 PM - Renaldo: ((what happens if we die))
11:33 PM - Renaldo: ((new character?))
11:33 PM - Tom Blanco: (yeah)
11:33 PM - NURRHURRTURR: For everyone but BORIS, I'm afraid. Sorry Boris, but your spot is open game to new players if you die
11:33 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: (poor ol' batpuddle)
11:33 PM - NURRHURRTURR: dammit Ciaster, roll 1d6
11:33 PM - B.O.R.I.S: :c
11:33 PM - Renaldo: ((we will remember you 5eva))
11:33 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: ;_;&
11:34 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: ;_;7
11:34 PM - Renaldo: ((pretzelhead))
11:34 PM - Tom Blanco: sry I forgot
11:34 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: :V
11:34 PM - Tom Blanco: Ciaster: 1D6 => 4
11:34 PM - NURRHURRTURR: so that maked 12 damage
11:34 PM - NURRHURRTURR: it squeals in annoyance and pain and bleeds more green bloody blood
11:34 PM - Tom Blanco: yay mr. beaf yay math
11:34 PM - Tom Blanco: is it dead?
11:34 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: At least boris is a walking tank
11:35 PM - Renaldo: how much hp does one spider have
11:35 PM - NURRHURRTURR: also you noted how the bullet kinda squelched when it hit the spider
11:35 PM - NURRHURRTURR: nopem almost
11:35 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Not much dying will be going on
11:35 PM - Tom Blanco: dang
11:35 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 20 HP for one spider
11:35 PM - Tom Blanco: sons of bitches be made of kevlar or somethin'
11:35 PM - NURRHURRTURR: RENALDO
11:35 PM - Renaldo: shoot both spiders once
11:36 PM - Renaldo: i rolled my d100s
11:36 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Miss hit
11:36 PM - B.O.R.I.S: Well, they ARE post-apocalyptic mutant spiders, so....
11:36 PM - Renaldo: how is the first one a miss
11:36 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you kill the spider that was bleeding on Tom's nice shoes
11:36 PM - Renaldo: my small guns is 49
11:36 PM - NURRHURRTURR: yes, but the spider has 8 AC
11:36 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: do giant spiders count as abominations?
11:36 PM - Renaldo: ah
11:36 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 49-8=41
11:36 PM - Renaldo: yes
11:36 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: okay
11:36 PM - NURRHURRTURR: BAH, SCHNITZEL, YOU CLEVER GIRL
11:36 PM - NURRHURRTURR: yes
11:36 PM - NURRHURRTURR: they count
11:37 PM - NURRHURRTURR: I forgot about Ethnic Cleansin
11:37 PM - NURRHURRTURR: g
11:37 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: remember the 25% damage increase
11:37 PM - NURRHURRTURR: yes yes
11:37 PM - NURRHURRTURR: not like you've hit it yet
11:37 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: yeah
11:37 PM - Renaldo: you're gonna wreck it now arent you
11:37 PM - Renaldo: wreck-it winkle
11:37 PM - Tom Blanco: he's gonna keep missing and eventually set the room on fire
11:37 PM - Renaldo: yep
11:37 PM - Tom Blanco: Fried Shnitzel
11:37 PM - Renaldo: definitely
11:37 PM - Renaldo: radda radda
11:37 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: oh dear
11:37 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Spider 1 scurries over to Renaldo and bites him for killing his brother
11:38 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 47, hit
11:38 PM - Renaldo: http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/172/3/6/Shnitzel_by_rongs1234.jpg
11:38 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 8, so that's 7 damage to you
11:38 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll 1d100 for poison
11:38 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: :V
11:38 PM - Renaldo: wups
11:38 PM - Renaldo: im poisoned
11:38 PM - Renaldo: yay
11:38 PM - NURRHURRTURR: yup
11:39 PM - NURRHURRTURR: every turn you'll take 1d4 damage
11:39 PM - Renaldo: yayyy
11:39 PM - Tom Blanco: shit son you fucked now
11:39 PM - Renaldo: my luck is 4 :v
11:39 PM - Renaldo: im so boned
11:39 PM - Renaldo: hope this game has SPECIAL magazines
11:39 PM - Renaldo: in the form of vintage playboys
11:40 PM - NURRHURRTURR: rat1 bites BORIS for 1 entire damage
11:40 PM - Tom Blanco: that's a great idea but no
11:40 PM - B.O.R.I.S: Ouch
11:40 PM - Renaldo: haha
11:40 PM - NURRHURRTURR: rat 2 moves towards but can't bite BORIS
11:40 PM - Renaldo: my revolver is almost empty
11:40 PM - Renaldo: damn
11:40 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Rat3 has had enough of Thunder's shit and moves to claw him once
11:40 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: I just noticed that I have gotten the most amount of posts in the fallout threads for about 4 threads in a row
11:41 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: I wonder about the other ones
11:41 PM - NURRHURRTURR: but misses
11:41 PM - NURRHURRTURR: BORIS
11:41 PM - NURRHURRTURR: CLEANSE THESE COMMIES
11:41 PM - Tom Blanco: (I'm holding the distant 3rd or 4th place myself)
11:41 PM - B.O.R.I.S: "COMMENCING THE FINAL CLENSING OF COMMUNIST INFESTATION"
11:41 PM - NURRHURRTURR: And make it quick, we're on a tight schedule for poor ol Schnitzel
11:42 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll 1d100 5 times
11:42 PM - B.O.R.I.S: Shoots at Rat 3
11:42 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Miss, crit, miss, hit, miss
11:42 PM - B.O.R.I.S: 1d8, right?
11:43 PM - NURRHURRTURR: yep, roll that twice
11:43 PM - Renaldo: ive got 6th place for posts :v
11:43 PM - NURRHURRTURR: then roll 1d10 for the crit table on the rat
11:44 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you pummel the rat until it dies a horrifically bloody death in a glorious explosion of lead and gore, while mysteriously, a light fixutre falls from the ceiling and lands on another rat, killing that as well
11:44 PM - NURRHURRTURR: leaving 1 rat
11:44 PM - B.O.R.I.S: Beautiful
11:44 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Thunder
11:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 1 Rat, 2 spaces away, in front of Boris
11:45 PM - Claps with Thunder: Alright
11:45 PM - Claps with Thunder: Boomerangs, last two
11:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll em
11:45 PM - Claps with Thunder: Miss, AND HIT
11:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll for damage
11:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: inb4 1 and 2
11:45 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Is that your first hit all game?)
11:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: yes :v
11:45 PM - Claps with Thunder: Yes
11:45 PM - NURRHURRTURR: m8
11:46 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll 4 dmg
11:46 PM - Claps with Thunder: 12 damage
11:46 PM - NURRHURRTURR: POW
11:46 PM - Tom Blanco: well, better late than never
11:46 PM - B.O.R.I.S: ^
11:46 PM - Renaldo: why did the light fall and break another rat :v
11:46 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you whack dat mudda fuka on da head and his head come off 4 sum reason but sheeiit u aint complainin
11:46 PM - B.O.R.I.S: Because I'm awesome
11:46 PM - Tom Blanco: because crits?
11:46 PM - NURRHURRTURR: also it dead
11:46 PM - Renaldo: ah
11:46 PM - NURRHURRTURR: crits, life's little mysteries
11:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: SCHNITZEL
11:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: HEIL THIS ABOMINATION
11:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: OR FLEE LIKE THE LITTLE NAZI YOU ARE
11:47 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: BEAT IT
11:47 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: WITH A WRENCH
11:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: JUST BEAT IT
11:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: just beat it
11:47 PM - Tom Blanco: murdelize the fucker
11:47 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 17 and 2
11:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll 1d100 twice and
11:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: well then
11:47 PM - NURRHURRTURR: hit and crit
11:48 PM - NURRHURRTURR: what's the wrench damage?
11:48 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 4 for the hit
11:48 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Now we're actually getting somewhere)
11:48 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: wrench damage is (1d6+2) + MD
11:48 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: my MD is 1
11:48 PM - NURRHURRTURR: for both hits?
11:48 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: just 1
11:48 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: I dunno how to do crits
11:48 PM - NURRHURRTURR: then roll the other, then the 1d10 for crits
11:49 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll normal for damage
11:49 PM - NURRHURRTURR: now roll 1d10
11:49 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 8 for the damage
11:49 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 9 for the 1d10
11:49 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 9, knock down
11:49 PM - Renaldo left chat.
11:49 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Spider must spend the turn getting up
11:49 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: spider holocaust
11:49 PM - NURRHURRTURR: abd now, 12 damage + 25% = 16 damage
11:50 PM - Renaldo entered chat.
11:50 PM - Renaldo: woooops
11:50 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: niceeee~
11:50 PM - Renaldo: sorry!
11:50 PM - NURRHURRTURR: It looks Wounded
11:50 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: eh
11:50 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you delt some nice damage though, almost halfway dead
11:50 PM - NURRHURRTURR: TOM
11:50 PM - Tom Blanco: yay me
11:50 PM - Tom Blanco: there's still one spider left, right?
11:50 PM - NURRHURRTURR: One creepy crawly
11:51 PM - Tom Blanco: Than I'll put a .45 in the bastard and end its miserable existence
11:51 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll, my friend
11:51 PM - NURRHURRTURR: DICE FOR THE DICE GODS
11:51 PM - Tom Blanco: Ciaster: 1D100 => 24
11:51 PM - NURRHURRTURR: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS
11:51 PM - NURRHURRTURR: aka hit
11:51 PM - Tom Blanco: Ciaster: 1D6 => 1
11:52 PM - Tom Blanco: but no damage
11:52 PM - NURRHURRTURR: that makes 8 damage
11:52 PM - Tom Blanco: the damage gods are gonna be pissed
11:52 PM - NURRHURRTURR: so is the spider
11:52 PM - Renaldo: i apologize dice gods
11:52 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Renaldo better finish it
11:52 PM - Renaldo: and offer my body in return
11:52 PM - Renaldo: fire once
11:52 PM - Renaldo: then again if its not dead
11:52 PM - Renaldo: :v
11:52 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll, then
11:53 PM - NURRHURRTURR: miss, hit
11:53 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll 1d6
11:53 PM - Renaldo: 6
11:53 PM - Renaldo: come at me faggot
11:53 PM - NURRHURRTURR: the spider can do no such thing
11:53 PM - NURRHURRTURR: as it has exploded like a bugrenade
11:53 PM - Renaldo: you know what time it is guys
11:54 PM - Renaldo: can i reload
11:54 PM - Tom Blanco: ohhh shiiieeet
11:54 PM - NURRHURRTURR: the walls, ceiling, floor and yourself are covered in spiderguts
11:54 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: yehg
11:54 PM - Tom Blanco: "Goddamnit! All over my nice suit!"
11:54 PM - Renaldo: "I LOVE THE FEEL OF RELOADING DURING A BATTLE."
11:54 PM - NURRHURRTURR: one particularly long hair tickles your nose as an eye rolls off your head
11:54 PM - Tom Blanco: ahahaha
11:54 PM - NURRHURRTURR: YOU WANTED BLOODY MESS? I FUCKIN GIVE YOU BLOODY MESS
11:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF
11:55 PM - Tom Blanco: this is as hilariously disturbingly graphic as the Wasteland damage descriptions
11:55 PM - Renaldo: "This is going to take hours to get out of the buttons."
11:55 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Should have gotten jinxed too
11:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: Since only the giant spider remains, and must spend its turn getting up, Boris goes first
11:55 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: JUST RUN
11:55 PM - NURRHURRTURR: everyone hears Schnitzel HEILing like a little schoolgirl down the hall way
11:56 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "HEIL"
11:56 PM - B.O.R.I.S: BORIS goes to where Schnitzel is
11:56 PM - B.O.R.I.S: Or tries
11:56 PM - NURRHURRTURR: more like, you make your way there :v
11:56 PM - NURRHURRTURR: but I'll let Schnitzel HEIL his way away first
11:56 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: I beat it with the wrench again while its down
11:57 PM - B.O.R.I.S: (Kick 'em while they're down)
11:57 PM - NURRHURRTURR: okie dokie, roll, baby
11:57 PM - NURRHURRTURR: you can hit twice, remember
11:57 PM - Renaldo: "Come fly with me~"
11:57 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 16 and 68
11:57 PM - NURRHURRTURR: hit miss
11:57 PM - NURRHURRTURR: roll damage
11:57 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 6 damage
11:58 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 8 damage
11:58 PM - NURRHURRTURR: 16 health left
11:58 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: heh?
11:58 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: oh yeah
11:58 PM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: nvm
11:59 PM - NURRHURRTURR: now since nobody else can see the spider, and thus are unable to hit it, I assume you all make your way there?
11:59 PM - Renaldo: nah
11:59 PM - Renaldo: im gonna check the room for supplies
11:59 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, I go towards the HEILing
11:59 PM - NURRHURRTURR: kay :v
11:59 PM - NURRHURRTURR: leave poor Schnitzel to his fate
11:59 PM - Tom Blanco: with my .45 at the ready obviously
11:59 PM - Renaldo: ill let the others take care of it
Sunday, April 14, 2013
12:00 AM - NURRHURRTURR: Gigantic spider goes first
12:00 AM - NURRHURRTURR: after everyone else has moved, of course
12:00 AM - Tom Blanco: and trying to wipe the spider off me with my other hand while running :v
12:00 AM - NURRHURRTURR: Spider goes to bite Schnitzel twice
12:01 AM - NURRHURRTURR: miss and miss
12:01 AM - NURRHURRTURR: you lucky Nazi
12:01 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: "Yehg, iz filthzy"
12:01 AM - NURRHURRTURR: feel free to beat it once again
12:01 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: DROP DAT BEAT
12:01 AM - Renaldo: drop that wrench like an ugly baby
12:01 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 36 and 59
12:02 AM - NURRHURRTURR: Hit miss
12:02 AM - NURRHURRTURR: roll damage
12:02 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 9 damage
12:02 AM - NURRHURRTURR: leaves it with 7 health
12:02 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: GOD DAMMIT
12:02 AM - NURRHURRTURR: just finish the damned thing already jeez :v
12:02 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: JUST DIE
12:03 AM - Renaldo: we've played for 3 1/2 hours lol
12:03 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: Is it my turn again?
12:03 AM - NURRHURRTURR: Look, I'm gonna take the liberty of finishing this shit up, since nobody but Tom is even halfway close, the spider will go, then Schnitzel again
12:03 AM - Renaldo: yeah just kill it
12:03 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: mkay go
12:03 AM - NURRHURRTURR: NURRHURRTURR: 1D100 => 14
NURRHURRTURR: 1D100 => 35
12:03 AM - NURRHURRTURR: hit hit
12:03 AM - Renaldo: then we can end this session and play again next weekend
12:03 AM - Renaldo: wrekt
12:04 AM - Renaldo: its ded'd
12:04 AM - NURRHURRTURR: or some other time when we all happen to be free and on at the same time
12:04 AM - NURRHURRTURR: probably next weekend though
12:04 AM - Renaldo: yeah
12:04 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: yeah
12:04 AM - Renaldo: im usually free everyday
12:04 AM - B.O.R.I.S: Ditto
12:04 AM - Renaldo: after school of course
12:04 AM - Tom Blanco: so am I, but timezones 'n shit
12:04 AM - NURRHURRTURR: wat
12:04 AM - Renaldo: livin dat highschool lyf
12:04 AM - Renaldo: yeah
12:04 AM - NURRHURRTURR: 2d8 damage
12:04 AM - NURRHURRTURR: 4
12:04 AM - NURRHURRTURR: minus your armor leaves you with 3
12:05 AM - NURRHURRTURR: :I
12:05 AM - NURRHURRTURR: you take 3 damage
12:05 AM - NURRHURRTURR: from 3 giant spider bites
12:05 AM - NURRHURRTURR: fak u
12:05 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: alright
12:05 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: DROP IT
12:05 AM - NURRHURRTURR: Just beat the thing with the wrench already...
12:05 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 77 and 42
12:05 AM - Renaldo: OK
12:05 AM - Renaldo: It's dead.
12:05 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 4
12:05 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: butts
12:05 AM - NURRHURRTURR: not yet :v
12:06 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: 5 damage then right?
12:06 AM - Tom Blanco: this is gonna take forever isn't it
12:06 AM - Renaldo: btw how much exp do i get for dropping that spider earlier
12:06 AM - Renaldo: 2 hp
12:06 AM - NURRHURRTURR: chill your dick till we finish dis spider brah
12:06 AM - Renaldo: can you just give him the kill :v
12:06 AM - NURRHURRTURR: yes, 5 damage
12:06 AM - NURRHURRTURR: it has 2 health left
12:06 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: can a piece of debris just fall on it now
12:06 AM - NURRHURRTURR: yes yes
12:06 AM - NURRHURRTURR: the spider gives up on living and jumps out a window, killing itself
12:06 AM - Renaldo: the spider gets in one little fight and its mom gets scared
12:07 AM - B.O.R.I.S: Jumps out the first floor window and dies
12:07 AM - NURRHURRTURR: how it killed itself jumping out a window on the ground floor, you don't care
12:07 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: alright so xp gain
12:07 AM - Renaldo: it says its movin with its auntie and its uncle in new bel air
12:07 AM - NURRHURRTURR: point is, it died
12:07 AM - Renaldo: how much exp i get niggaaaa
12:07 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: and then I'll be off
12:07 AM - B.O.R.I.S: gimme mah xp
12:07 AM - NURRHURRTURR: Schnitzel gets 100 for soloing a pretty big enemy
12:07 AM - Tom Blanco: gimme my expees pls
12:07 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: thanks
12:07 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle: and good bai~
12:07 AM - Renaldo: bye shitzel <3
12:07 AM - Tom Blanco: see ya
12:08 AM - B.O.R.I.S: cya
12:08 AM - Schnitzel von Perrywinkle left chat.
12:08 AM - NURRHURRTURR: BORIS and Thunder get 120 for taking on 4 rats
12:08 AM - NURRHURRTURR: and Tom and Renaldo also get 120 for facing 4 spiders
12:08 AM - Claps with Thunder: Whoop whoop
12:08 AM - Tom Blanco: whee
12:08 AM - Claps with Thunder: Also, picking Boomerangs up
12:09 AM - NURRHURRTURR: AND THUS CONCLUDES OUR FIRST PNP OF THE SEASON
12:09 AM - NURRHURRTURR: kay
12:09 AM - Renaldo: woo
12:09 AM - Renaldo: archive it on pastebin
12:09 AM - B.O.R.I.S: woo
12:09 AM - Tom Blanco: someone else save the log please?
12:09 AM - NURRHURRTURR: I got it
12:09 AM - Tom Blanco: I don't feel like it :v
12:09 AM - Tom Blanco: great, thanks
12:09 AM - Renaldo: hey
12:09 AM - Renaldo: for exp
12:09 AM - NURRHURRTURR: so, was I bad? c:
12:09 AM - Renaldo: we just put 120 into the exp section right
12:09 AM - NURRHURRTURR: yep
12:09 AM - Tom Blanco: went pretty great if you ask me
12:09 AM - Renaldo: yes you were terrible hated every moment of it
12:09 AM - Renaldo: no
12:09 AM - NURRHURRTURR: :c
12:09 AM - Renaldo: 11/10 it was ok
12:09 AM - Renaldo: the best
12:09 AM - NURRHURRTURR: :I
12:10 AM - NURRHURRTURR: c:
12:10 AM - Renaldo: 10/10 i love you
12:10 AM - NURRHURRTURR: C:
12:10 AM - B.O.R.I.S: 20/10 needs improvement
12:10 AM - NURRHURRTURR: :?
12:10 AM - NURRHURRTURR: :v
12:10 AM - Renaldo: 60/40 work on it
12:10 AM - NURRHURRTURR: So yeah
12:10 AM - NURRHURRTURR: I may not be Ryan, and this might have taken excruciatingly long, but I think it went nicely
12:10 AM - Renaldo: this was fun
12:11 AM - NURRHURRTURR: yaaay it was a success
12:11 AM - Renaldo: i liked it
12:11 AM - Tom Blanco: yes it was
12:11 AM - Renaldo: i dont have nothing to compare it to
12:11 AM - NURRHURRTURR: Ryan also got his ass kicked
12:11 AM - Tom Blanco: shit I remember my first session
12:11 AM - Renaldo: so maybe you should just take a look at it yourself
12:11 AM - Renaldo: archive it
12:11 AM - Tom Blanco: so many memories ;_;
12:11 AM - B.O.R.I.S: I had fun, so we're cool.
12:11 AM - Renaldo: later nerdes
12:11 AM - NURRHURRTURR: awwyee
12:11 AM - Renaldo: <333 for erryone
12:11 AM - NURRHURRTURR: don't forget to save your sheets!
12:11 AM - Renaldo left chat.
12:11 AM - B.O.R.I.S: cya l9r
12:11 AM - NURRHURRTURR: kbai
12:11 AM - B.O.R.I.S left chat.
12:11 AM - Tom Blanco: alright then
12:12 AM - NURRHURRTURR: so it went well, it seems
12:12 AM - Tom Blanco: have a good one, dudes, I'm going to play some NV
12:12 AM - Tom Blanco left chat.