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- Subtitle created by - Aorion -
- "Despicable Me 3"
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- 00:00:27,382 --> 00:00:29,192
- Illuminat...
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- 00:00:30,727 --> 00:00:32,305
- Illuminat...
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- 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:34,691
- Illuminat...
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- 00:00:34,716 --> 00:00:36,099
- What?
- A horn?
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- 00:00:40,004 --> 00:00:42,291
- Illumination!
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- 00:00:54,990 --> 00:00:58,953
- The year was 1985, and the
- number-one show on television was...
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- 00:00:58,978 --> 00:01:01,596
- Evil Bratt.
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- 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:05,627
- The show starred young Balthazar Bratt
- as a child prodigy
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- 00:01:05,652 --> 00:01:10,233
- and criminal mastermind
- bent on world domination.
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- 00:01:10,258 --> 00:01:12,239
- There he is!
- Get him!
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- 00:01:15,188 --> 00:01:18,301
- I've been a bad boy!
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- 00:01:18,326 --> 00:01:21,307
- Bratt was the biggest child actor
- of the 1980s,
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- 00:01:21,332 --> 00:01:24,664
- striking a chord with audiences
- all over the world.
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- 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:25,920
- - Yay!
- - Yeah!
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- 00:01:26,097 --> 00:01:27,246
- Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
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- 00:01:27,271 --> 00:01:28,509
- There he is!
- Get him!
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- 00:01:28,534 --> 00:01:31,332
- But it all came to an end
- in season three,
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- 00:01:31,357 --> 00:01:32,358
- When...
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- 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:34,912
- I've been a bad boy!
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- 00:01:34,937 --> 00:01:38,414
- - The young star experienced
- an unexpected growth spurt.
- - Boy? Boy?
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- 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:41,634
- The show was canceled.
- Hollywood rejected him
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- 00:01:41,659 --> 00:01:45,073
- and Bratt quickly plunged
- into a downward spiral.
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- 00:01:45,098 --> 00:01:50,289
- Starting to actually believed he was
- the character he played on TV.
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- 00:01:50,314 --> 00:01:52,260
- What are you looking at?
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- 00:01:52,285 --> 00:01:54,161
- Leading us all to wonder...
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- 00:01:54,186 --> 00:01:56,477
- Where is he now?
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- 00:02:02,812 --> 00:02:04,129
- You know what, Clive?
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- 00:02:04,154 --> 00:02:06,653
- Playing a villain on TV was fun,
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- 00:02:06,678 --> 00:02:10,158
- but being one in real life
- is even better.
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- 00:02:10,183 --> 00:02:11,564
- Heist music!
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- 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:13,417
- Here it comes.
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- 00:02:16,188 --> 00:02:17,301
- What?
- Clive!
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- 00:02:17,326 --> 00:02:20,144
- What are you doing?
- How is that heist music?
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- 00:02:20,169 --> 00:02:22,203
- Sorry, my bad.
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- 00:02:55,566 --> 00:02:56,457
- Ewww!
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- 00:02:56,482 --> 00:02:58,649
- Wha-whoa!
- Gah!
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- 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,331
- Mommy!
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- 00:03:03,887 --> 00:03:05,235
- Stop right...
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- 00:03:05,569 --> 00:03:07,720
- ANTI VILLAIN LEAGUE HEADQUARTERS
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- 00:03:07,745 --> 00:03:11,227
- Sir, the ship has been boarded by
- some kind of... monster.
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- 00:03:11,252 --> 00:03:13,112
- Wait, that's not a monster.
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- 00:03:13,137 --> 00:03:16,030
- That's a man wearing shoulder pads.
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- 00:03:16,055 --> 00:03:19,926
- There's only one supervillain whose
- fashion sense is quite that dated,
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- Balthazar Bratt.
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- 00:03:21,938 --> 00:03:24,641
- Blast it!
- The Dupont Diamond is on that ship!
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- 00:03:24,666 --> 00:03:29,184
- I want every agent in the area
- on the scene immediately.
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- 00:03:30,491 --> 00:03:33,036
- Ha, ha, ha...!
- 50
- 00:03:33,076 --> 00:03:34,058
- Woo-hoo!
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- 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,900
- We're already here!
- Agents Grucy are closing in fast.
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- 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,617
- Yes... wait, wha?
- What did you call us?
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- 00:03:39,642 --> 00:03:42,555
- Grucy. You know,
- Gru and Lucy mushed together.
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- 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:43,603
- Try it.
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- 00:03:43,628 --> 00:03:46,034
- Haha!
- I like it, but not a lot,
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- 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,775
- I don't like it.
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- Stop!
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- 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:54,850
- On the ground!
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- 00:04:15,748 --> 00:04:17,504
- The jewel!
- Move!
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- 00:04:17,529 --> 00:04:19,132
- Go, go, go!
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- 00:04:19,810 --> 00:04:21,243
- Don't move.
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- 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:25,355
- Uh?
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- 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:37,639
- Too late again, Gru.
- Ha, ha, ha...!
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- 00:04:43,757 --> 00:04:45,921
- WHAAA...?
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- 00:04:45,946 --> 00:04:46,959
- He's getting away!!
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- 00:04:46,984 --> 00:04:48,809
- That's what he thinks.
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- 00:04:51,882 --> 00:04:54,754
- - Wahooo!
- - Ha, ha!
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- 00:04:54,779 --> 00:04:56,555
- Go, go!
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- 00:04:57,074 --> 00:04:58,780
- Ugh!
- Go, go.
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- 00:04:58,805 --> 00:05:00,704
- Go, go, go!
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- 00:05:03,787 --> 00:05:05,608
- I don't think
- we can make it, Gru.
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- We can make it!
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- We can make it...!
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- 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:16,341
- No, we can't!
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- 00:05:16,835 --> 00:05:19,040
- Get ready!
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- 00:05:19,596 --> 00:05:23,704
- Get ready for whaaa...!
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- 00:05:32,251 --> 00:05:34,584
- Hey.
- How're you doing?
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- 00:05:37,078 --> 00:05:38,317
- Are you okay?
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- 00:05:38,342 --> 00:05:40,357
- - Hello.
- - Oh.
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- 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,278
- You guys are so cute.
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- 00:05:42,303 --> 00:05:44,218
- Go get him, Gru Gru!
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- 00:05:44,584 --> 00:05:46,422
- Hello, Gru.
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- 00:05:47,128 --> 00:05:48,628
- How's your transition coming?
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- 00:05:48,653 --> 00:05:52,336
- You know, from world's worst villain
- to world's worst agent?
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- 00:05:52,361 --> 00:05:54,751
- Oh, that's hilarious!
- You should be on TV!
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- 00:05:54,776 --> 00:05:56,804
- Oh, that's right, you were...
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- 00:05:56,829 --> 00:05:58,874
- but then you got canceled.
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- Ha ha!
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- 00:06:01,026 --> 00:06:02,491
- What about that?
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- 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,697
- Whaaa...
- Oh! Girls…!
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- 00:06:04,722 --> 00:06:05,726
- Oh!
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- 00:06:07,829 --> 00:06:09,314
- Dance fight!
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- 00:06:22,074 --> 00:06:23,461
- Ow!
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- Alpha team, the diamond is secure.
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- 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:31,344
- Come and pick up the package.
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- Copy that, Alpha team on approach.
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- Gru.
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- - Did you actually think
- I was unconscious?
- - Oh.
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- 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:45,137
- It's called acting, hoser!
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- 00:06:45,162 --> 00:06:48,035
- And clearly I've still got it!
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- I've been a baaaaaaaad boy!
- Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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- 00:07:06,918 --> 00:07:08,121
- Freeze!
- Don't move!
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- 00:07:08,146 --> 00:07:09,518
- Son of a Betamax!
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- 00:07:09,543 --> 00:07:11,054
- Go! Go!
- Get him! Get him!
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- 00:07:11,079 --> 00:07:12,886
- He's getting away!
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- 00:07:13,939 --> 00:07:16,386
- This isn't over, Gru!
- You hear me?
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- This is not over!
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- 00:07:18,465 --> 00:07:21,917
- Yeah?
- Well, I still have the diamond!
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- 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:27,675
- Happy birthday to you.
- Happy birthday to...
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- 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:33,196
- Happy birthday, dear Daaaaaan.
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- 00:07:33,221 --> 00:07:37,751
- Happy birthday to you.
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- 00:07:37,776 --> 00:07:40,811
- - Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- - Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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- 00:07:40,946 --> 00:07:43,248
- - Hey, you ready?
- - Yeah!
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- 00:07:43,273 --> 00:07:47,136
- Party!
- Party, everyone!
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- DESPICABLE ME 3
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- 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,153
- Hey!
- Watch it!
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- 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:11,149
- I can't believe
- Bratt got away, again.
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- 00:08:11,174 --> 00:08:14,016
- How is this possible?
- How...
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- 00:08:21,299 --> 00:08:25,076
- And it's not just that he got away!
- It's that he's so smug about it!
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- 00:08:25,101 --> 00:08:28,761
- Ewww.
- I've been a baaaaaaaad boy!
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- 00:08:28,786 --> 00:08:30,348
- Edna, hey.
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- 00:08:30,373 --> 00:08:32,159
- Looking hot... today.
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- 00:08:32,184 --> 00:08:34,104
- Got the... cats on you.
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- 00:08:34,136 --> 00:08:36,332
- And it was just so humiliating.
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- 00:08:36,357 --> 00:08:39,530
- Dangling there in the
- bubble-gum Speedo.
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- 00:08:39,555 --> 00:08:41,933
- And I didn't have time to go
- to the gym this week!
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- 00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:44,521
- And I had a big breakfast!
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- 00:08:44,546 --> 00:08:47,386
- I was feeling a little bloated!
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- 00:08:49,055 --> 00:08:51,260
- You know what?
- He's not even worth talking about.
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- 00:08:51,285 --> 00:08:55,701
- I don't even want to waste
- another breath about the guy.
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- 00:08:55,726 --> 00:08:57,245
- And another thing!
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- 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:02,556
- Next time I see Bratt, I will
- moonwalk all over his stupid face!
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- 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:10,578
- Thank you all for coming
- in such short notice.
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- 00:09:10,603 --> 00:09:15,723
- It is with great sadness that
- I inform you that as of today
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- 00:09:15,748 --> 00:09:19,947
- I am retiring as
- head of the AVL.
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- 00:09:21,399 --> 00:09:22,969
- Oh no.
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- 00:09:22,994 --> 00:09:30,786
- Your new leader is coming directly from
- head office, effective immediately.
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- 00:09:30,811 --> 00:09:38,732
- She is the very gifted, very ambitious
- Miss Valerie Da Vinci.
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- 00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:44,598
- As I look out over all of your faces,
- I am flooded with so many memories.
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- 00:09:44,623 --> 00:09:47,871
- - Oh boy, this is a snoozeday.
- - I... Excuse me.
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- 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:51,930
- Blah blah blah. We understand.
- You're old, you're fat, you're done.
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- 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:54,058
- Let me breathe in.
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- 00:09:55,404 --> 00:09:57,836
- Woo.
- Broke a little sweat there.
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- 00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:00,880
- First order of business.
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- 00:10:00,905 --> 00:10:04,135
- Which one of you losers
- is Agent Gru?!
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- 00:10:05,024 --> 00:10:07,311
- Uh… that would be me.
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- 00:10:07,336 --> 00:10:11,729
- Although I don't know
- if I'd say 'loser' per Se,
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- 00:10:11,754 --> 00:10:13,551
- kind of a...
- Huh!
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- 00:10:15,272 --> 00:10:18,810
- Oh, it's the girls.
- Not a good time.
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- 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,302
- - Hey!
- - Aaah!
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- 00:10:20,327 --> 00:10:23,283
- Yes, sir.
- Huh, uh... ma'am.
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- 00:10:23,308 --> 00:10:24,674
- You're making me nervous.
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- 00:10:24,699 --> 00:10:27,716
- How could you let Balthazar Bratt,
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- 00:10:27,741 --> 00:10:31,417
- the AVL's most-wanted villain,
- just get away?
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- 00:10:31,442 --> 00:10:33,729
- That is the opposite of
- what we do here!
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- 00:10:33,754 --> 00:10:37,922
- Okay, okay, yes,
- maybe he got away... again,
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- 00:10:37,947 --> 00:10:40,722
- but he didn't get the diamond!
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- 00:10:40,747 --> 00:10:43,838
- And I am this close
- to bringing him in.
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- 00:10:43,863 --> 00:10:46,069
- This close!
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- 00:10:46,099 --> 00:10:47,874
- Huh?
- Interesting.
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- 00:10:47,899 --> 00:10:49,208
- You're fired!
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- 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,389
- Huh!
- What?
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- 00:10:50,414 --> 00:10:53,275
- This is totally not fair.
- Gru is a great agent.
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- 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,680
- You know what?
- If you fire him,
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- 00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:57,118
- you're going to have to fire me,
- sister sister.
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- 00:10:57,143 --> 00:11:00,849
- And do you really want to do that?
- Do ya?
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- 00:11:00,874 --> 00:11:02,740
- No, no, no, no, no.
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- 00:11:09,092 --> 00:11:10,762
- Well, I guess she did!
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- 00:11:16,318 --> 00:11:18,088
- Honey, you didn't have to do that.
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- 00:11:18,113 --> 00:11:19,875
- I know how much
- you love your job.
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- 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:23,038
- Well, I love other things more.
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- 00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:27,464
- You know, we're going to
- have to tell the girls.
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- 00:11:27,489 --> 00:11:29,257
- Can you do it?
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- 00:11:29,282 --> 00:11:32,088
- The whole Mom thing is
- still kind of new to me.
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- 00:11:32,113 --> 00:11:33,906
- Oh, sure.
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- 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:50,223
- Hello?
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- 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,592
- - Aloha!
- - Aloha!
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- 00:12:02,798 --> 00:12:04,157
- Oh!
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- 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,033
- This is unexpected.
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- 00:12:07,058 --> 00:12:09,522
- Well, you never got to go
- on a honeymoon, so…
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- 00:12:09,547 --> 00:12:10,807
- We made you dinner!
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- 00:12:10,832 --> 00:12:11,975
- It's a luau!
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- 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,781
- We got pineapples and
- coconuts and lukuleles!
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- 00:12:14,806 --> 00:12:17,108
- - Oh ho, yeah.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:21,012
- Hey!
- Ya malatika tika, hee ha!
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- 00:12:21,037 --> 00:12:23,026
- Oww oww oww ah ah ah!
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- 00:12:23,051 --> 00:12:25,423
- Oww oww oww ah ah ah!
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- 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,359
- Ahem.
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- 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:35,049
- The soup of the day,
- madame and monsieur.
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- 00:12:35,074 --> 00:12:37,617
- The gummy bears were my idea.
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- 00:12:41,445 --> 00:12:44,839
- Mmmmmm…
- Looks too good to even eat!
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- 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,480
- Am I right?
- 193
- 00:12:46,921 --> 00:12:50,119
- - But I made it for you.…
- - Oh.
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- 00:12:53,396 --> 00:13:00,761
- Good soup! I love the combination
- of gummy bears and meat!
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- 00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:07,804
- I'm gonna hold it in my mouth,
- 196
- 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,789
- because it's so good
- I don't want to swallow it.
- 197
- 00:13:09,814 --> 00:13:11,473
- So.
- How was work?
- 198
- 00:13:11,498 --> 00:13:14,832
- Did you take that guy down?
- Did anything explode?
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- 00:13:14,857 --> 00:13:19,533
- Well, actually, today Lucy and I
- 200
- 00:13:19,558 --> 00:13:24,635
- were invited to not work
- at the AVL anymore.
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- 00:13:24,815 --> 00:13:26,872
- Huh!
- No!
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- 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:29,852
- You got fired?
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- 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,741
- Oh no!
- No, no, no...
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- 00:13:33,902 --> 00:13:35,471
- - Yes.
- - What?
- 205
- 00:13:35,496 --> 00:13:37,450
- But don't worry,
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- 00:13:37,475 --> 00:13:40,134
- I'm sure we'll get
- new jobs real soon.
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- 00:13:40,159 --> 00:13:42,402
- Even better ones.
- 208
- 00:13:42,427 --> 00:13:46,003
- What's better than being
- super-cool secret agents?
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- 00:13:46,777 --> 00:13:49,308
- Oh, I know!
- You could gamble online!
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- 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:51,383
- That's what Katie's dad does!
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- 00:13:51,408 --> 00:13:54,273
- Okay, we will definitely
- look into that.
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- 00:13:54,298 --> 00:13:56,147
- That's a good suggestion.
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- 00:13:56,172 --> 00:14:00,511
- And let's not go over
- to Katie's house anymore.
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- 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,096
- Hmm.
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- 00:14:06,744 --> 00:14:09,345
- Guys, shhhhhh.
- I don't think you heard me right.
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- 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:13,021
- No, no, no, no, no, no, this does not mean
- that we are going back to being villains.
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- 00:14:13,046 --> 00:14:14,807
- - Oh.
- - Oh.
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- 00:14:14,832 --> 00:14:16,289
- Boring!
- You weren't like this!
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- 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,441
- Okay, alright, I get it.
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- 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:21,047
- Look, I know it's been
- a little tough lately,
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- 00:14:21,072 --> 00:14:26,988
- especially with Doctor Nefario
- accidentally freezing himself in carbonite,
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- 00:14:28,898 --> 00:14:29,495
- Ow!
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- 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:33,304
- But our life of crime is over!
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- 00:14:34,119 --> 00:14:37,661
- Mel.
- Mel, you're with me on this, right?
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- 00:14:38,071 --> 00:14:39,373
- Look.
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- 00:14:39,398 --> 00:14:41,016
- - Good...
- - Yay!
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- 00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,996
- - Boring!
- - Boo!
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- 00:14:43,021 --> 00:14:44,695
- - Good...
- - Yay!
- 229
- 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,871
- - Boring!
- - Ohh!
- 230
- 00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:48,734
- - Good...
- - Yay!
- 231
- 00:14:48,759 --> 00:14:51,430
- - Boring!
- - Boo!
- 232
- 00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,978
- Minions… no more boring!!
- 233
- 00:14:54,003 --> 00:14:56,400
- Boring!
- Boring!
- 234
- 00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:59,420
- Guys!
- Listen to me and read my lips!
- 235
- 00:14:59,445 --> 00:15:03,931
- Lissa me lippo, pomodoro la comquit!
- 236
- 00:15:06,144 --> 00:15:07,889
- What?
- Wha...
- 237
- 00:15:07,914 --> 00:15:10,272
- What did I say?
- "la comquit?"
- 238
- 00:15:10,941 --> 00:15:13,912
- Oh, okay, pomodoro la kumquat.
- 239
- 00:15:13,937 --> 00:15:16,228
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Did you say no more crime?
- 240
- 00:15:16,253 --> 00:15:17,089
- I cannot accept this.
- 241
- 00:15:17,114 --> 00:15:18,725
- Don't take that tone with me!
- 242
- 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,791
- We're not going back to villainy.
- 243
- 00:15:20,816 --> 00:15:22,136
- Uh.
- No villainy?
- 244
- 00:15:22,161 --> 00:15:25,885
- Yes. And I don't want to hear
- another word about it.
- 245
- 00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:31,684
- Look, if you guys
- don't stop that right now,
- 246
- 00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:33,613
- there will be consequences!
- 247
- 00:15:33,638 --> 00:15:35,680
- Huh!
- I can do whatever I want.
- 248
- 00:15:35,705 --> 00:15:36,145
- Hey.
- 249
- 00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:38,321
- Don't say anything
- you're going to regret.
- 250
- 00:15:38,346 --> 00:15:41,172
- Oh. Listen to this.
- I quit!
- 251
- 00:15:41,411 --> 00:15:42,895
- See you!
- 252
- 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,050
- What?
- You quit?
- 253
- 00:15:45,449 --> 00:15:48,066
- You're serious?
- Come on.
- 254
- 00:15:50,929 --> 00:15:53,184
- Uh. Uh.
- Bud-Buddy?
- 255
- 00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:55,525
- Dave!
- Jerry!
- 256
- 00:15:56,325 --> 00:15:59,580
- Great news, guys...
- you've been promoted.
- 257
- 00:15:59,605 --> 00:16:03,470
- You're in charge now, eh?
- Not bad!
- 258
- 00:16:04,554 --> 00:16:07,464
- Yipa! Yipo!
- Yippee!
- 259
- 00:16:07,489 --> 00:16:11,001
- - Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba!
- - Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba!
- 260
- 00:16:11,692 --> 00:16:13,329
- Jeesh!
- 261
- 00:16:14,479 --> 00:16:21,842
- PARIS. FRANCE
- 262
- 00:16:25,725 --> 00:16:26,931
- Huh!
- 263
- 00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:35,129
- Monsieur Pompo.
- 264
- 00:16:35,354 --> 00:16:40,905
- To what do we owe the presence
- of the world's foremost gem expert?
- 265
- 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,897
- The chief of police sent me.
- 266
- 00:16:42,922 --> 00:16:45,862
- He was concerned that during
- the recent heist attempt,
- 267
- 00:16:45,887 --> 00:16:50,034
- The Dupont Diamond
- was replaced with a phony.
- 268
- 00:17:06,908 --> 00:17:08,406
- Ooh la la.
- 269
- 00:17:08,431 --> 00:17:11,186
- You have been duped.
- 270
- 00:17:11,211 --> 00:17:12,677
- What?
- We have?
- 271
- 00:17:12,702 --> 00:17:13,875
- Yes.
- 272
- 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,692
- By me!
- 273
- 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,736
- Wha-What is...?
- 274
- 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,680
- Oh no.
- Help!
- 275
- 00:17:30,722 --> 00:17:32,968
- Ha ha ha...
- 276
- 00:17:43,928 --> 00:17:46,787
- I've been a bad boy!
- 277
- 00:17:46,812 --> 00:17:51,226
- Or should I say,
- "Je suis un mauvais garçon!"
- 278
- 00:18:05,299 --> 00:18:06,651
- Oh.
- 279
- 00:18:29,536 --> 00:18:32,621
- Hey, Gru,
- whatcha doing down here?
- 280
- 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:34,383
- In the dark.
- 281
- 00:18:34,408 --> 00:18:35,328
- Alone.
- 282
- 00:18:35,353 --> 00:18:38,171
- Oh nothing, just thinking.
- 283
- 00:18:38,196 --> 00:18:39,641
- You okay?
- 284
- 00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:42,318
- Oh yes, yeah,
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
- 285
- 00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:44,086
- It's just…
- 286
- 00:18:44,503 --> 00:18:49,988
- I don't know.
- I guess I just feel like a… failure.
- 287
- 00:18:50,377 --> 00:18:52,673
- Like I don't have
- a purpose anymore.
- 288
- 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:56,203
- Hey, mister,
- you are not a failure.
- 289
- 00:18:56,228 --> 00:18:59,558
- If only I could've nailed Bratt.
- 290
- 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:03,159
- So many times I almost had him!
- 291
- 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,724
- But now I'll never
- get the chance.
- 292
- 00:19:05,749 --> 00:19:07,848
- 'Cause I have been
- kicked to the curb.
- 293
- 00:19:07,873 --> 00:19:11,513
- Gru, you've got to let this go.
- It's time to look forward.
- 294
- 00:19:11,538 --> 00:19:14,186
- Things will get better, I promise.
- 295
- 00:19:31,242 --> 00:19:33,742
- Follow me.
- Follow me.
- 296
- 00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,782
- Coming through, make way.
- 297
- 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,580
- - Coming through.
- - Uh, excuse me.
- 298
- 00:19:37,839 --> 00:19:41,424
- Pardon me,
- young... people.
- 299
- 00:19:41,449 --> 00:19:44,815
- Would you tell me
- how to get to this address?
- 300
- 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,611
- Uh.
- Uh, ah.
- 301
- 00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:48,110
- You are looking for Minions?
- 302
- 00:19:48,135 --> 00:19:50,503
- I'm looking for a Mr. Gru.
- 303
- 00:19:50,528 --> 00:19:52,757
- Gru is a lousy boss!
- 304
- 00:19:53,219 --> 00:19:55,179
- - Yeah!
- - Yeah!
- 305
- 00:19:55,204 --> 00:19:56,602
- Bye!
- 306
- 00:20:03,476 --> 00:20:05,195
- Idiots.
- 307
- 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,590
- No. Kyle.
- Stop!
- 308
- 00:20:10,615 --> 00:20:12,653
- Kyle, let go.
- 309
- 00:20:15,035 --> 00:20:16,286
- BRATT STEALS WORLD'S
- BIGGEST DIAMOND
- 310
- 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:19,483
- No, no...
- you've got to be kidding me.
- 311
- 00:20:19,508 --> 00:20:20,662
- Lucy, did you see...
- 312
- 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:24,539
- He helps you if you have nightmares,
- and he's really good to snuggle with...
- 313
- 00:20:24,564 --> 00:20:26,282
- Oh no, no, no, Agnes!
- Agnes!
- 314
- 00:20:26,307 --> 00:20:28,496
- So, take good care of him.
- 315
- 00:20:28,521 --> 00:20:30,222
- Thank you!
- 316
- 00:20:30,247 --> 00:20:32,890
- Agnes, what are you doing?
- You...
- 317
- 00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:34,770
- You sold your unicorn?
- 318
- 00:20:34,795 --> 00:20:38,927
- Well, I just wanted to help.
- Since you don't have a job.
- 319
- 00:20:39,309 --> 00:20:41,706
- I got two whole dollars for it!
- 320
- 00:20:41,731 --> 00:20:43,645
- - Awwwww.
- - Awwwww.
- 321
- 00:20:44,437 --> 00:20:46,183
- Uh, excuse me.
- 322
- 00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:48,318
- Sorry, buddy, the sale's over.
- 323
- 00:20:48,343 --> 00:20:49,999
- Yes, but this will only take a....
- 324
- 00:20:50,024 --> 00:20:52,366
- Hey, Eyebrows.
- Get off the lawn.
- 325
- 00:20:52,391 --> 00:20:53,742
- Yeah, but...
- 326
- 00:20:53,767 --> 00:20:57,143
- - Hey, could you...
- - Oh uh, of course.
- 327
- 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,542
- Now, as I was saying.
- I...
- 328
- 00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:02,193
- - Uh... Oh.
- - Goodbye.
- 329
- 00:21:07,673 --> 00:21:10,199
- Listen, Agnes.
- You don't need to worry.
- 330
- 00:21:10,224 --> 00:21:12,025
- We're going to be fine.
- 331
- 00:21:12,050 --> 00:21:14,303
- - For real?
- - For real.
- 332
- 00:21:14,328 --> 00:21:16,126
- Now come on,
- let's pack this stuff up.
- 333
- 00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,371
- Ow.
- Ow.
- 334
- 00:21:17,396 --> 00:21:20,893
- Seriously?
- Buddy, you're not getting the hint.
- 335
- 00:21:20,918 --> 00:21:23,651
- Excuse me, Mr. Gru.
- 336
- 00:21:23,676 --> 00:21:27,011
- But I really must
- have a word with you.
- 337
- 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,601
- How did you know my name?
- 338
- 00:21:28,626 --> 00:21:33,053
- Allow me to introduce myself...
- my name is Fritz, and OW!
- 339
- 00:21:33,078 --> 00:21:35,324
- Uh, good puppy.
- 340
- 00:21:35,365 --> 00:21:39,868
- And I am inquiring…
- on behalf of your twin brother, Dru.
- 341
- 00:21:40,893 --> 00:21:42,395
- He needs your help.
- 342
- 00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:44,163
- What?
- Twin brother?
- 343
- 00:21:44,188 --> 00:21:45,254
- Twin brother?
- 344
- 00:21:45,279 --> 00:21:46,296
- - Twin brother?
- - Twin brother?
- 345
- 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,213
- Oh Yeah.
- 346
- 00:21:47,238 --> 00:21:50,693
- He would like to fly you
- to Freedonia to meet him.
- 347
- 00:21:50,718 --> 00:21:54,598
- Your father has recently
- passed away and...
- 348
- 00:21:54,623 --> 00:21:57,514
- Okay, cuckoo.
- I'm sorry, but my dad died
- 349
- 00:21:57,539 --> 00:22:00,174
- when I was a baby,
- and I don't have any brother.
- 350
- 00:22:00,199 --> 00:22:01,533
- You've got the wrong guy.
- 351
- 00:22:01,558 --> 00:22:02,741
- Really?
- 352
- 00:22:02,766 --> 00:22:07,393
- Well, then how do
- you explain... this?
- 353
- 00:22:12,977 --> 00:22:16,027
- Ahhhhh!
- Bellissimo!
- 354
- 00:22:17,946 --> 00:22:20,982
- - Oh, hello, Gru.
- - Hi, Mom.
- 355
- 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:25,355
- It's important to keep active
- in one's golden years.
- 356
- 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,711
- There you are, you cute cute.
- 357
- 00:22:32,348 --> 00:22:38,733
- These are my diving instructors,
- Vincenzo and Paolo!
- 358
- 00:22:39,471 --> 00:22:41,610
- Ciao, boys!
- 359
- 00:22:41,797 --> 00:22:43,929
- So what do you want?
- 360
- 00:22:43,954 --> 00:22:47,373
- Mom, do I have a twin brother?
- 361
- 00:22:47,924 --> 00:22:49,971
- How did you find out?
- Who told you?
- 362
- 00:22:49,996 --> 00:22:51,442
- Wait, what?
- It's true?
- 363
- 00:22:51,467 --> 00:22:53,556
- You never told me
- I had a brother!
- 364
- 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:57,109
- And you told me that Dad died of
- disappointment when I was born!
- 365
- 00:22:57,134 --> 00:23:00,674
- Yeah, yeah, that was the agreement.
- 366
- 00:23:00,699 --> 00:23:04,175
- Agreement?
- What are you talking about?
- 367
- 00:23:06,539 --> 00:23:12,104
- Shortly after you and your brother
- were born, your father and I divorced.
- 368
- 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:15,449
- We each took one son
- to raise on our own.
- 369
- 00:23:15,474 --> 00:23:19,372
- And promised never
- to see each other again.
- 370
- 00:23:20,447 --> 00:23:25,354
- Obviously, I got second pick.
- 371
- 00:23:27,398 --> 00:23:29,763
- I have a brother.
- 372
- 00:23:36,376 --> 00:23:39,185
- Hey girls, how are things
- in row B, huh?
- 373
- 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:41,755
- I've put together some
- fun activities for the trip.
- 374
- 00:23:41,780 --> 00:23:44,760
- Who is up for some Gin Rummy?
- 375
- 00:23:44,785 --> 00:23:48,646
- Yeah. Umm...
- We're good.
- 376
- 00:23:48,671 --> 00:23:50,546
- Oh.
- Okay.
- 377
- 00:23:50,571 --> 00:23:53,208
- I'll just sit here
- and play solitaire.
- 378
- 00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:54,932
- I hope I win.
- 379
- 00:23:55,581 --> 00:23:57,695
- I wonder what Dru will be like!
- 380
- 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:58,165
- Woo!
- 381
- 00:23:58,190 --> 00:23:59,959
- Maybe we'll have that twin thing
- 382
- 00:23:59,984 --> 00:24:03,030
- where we can read
- each other's minds, you know?
- 383
- 00:24:03,055 --> 00:24:06,817
- - How cool would that be?!
- - Um, super cool.
- 384
- 00:24:13,739 --> 00:24:16,553
- Ah, ha ha ha...
- 385
- 00:24:16,578 --> 00:24:18,327
- Ooh.
- 386
- 00:24:20,269 --> 00:24:22,254
- Aah!
- Ow! Ow!
- 387
- 00:24:22,279 --> 00:24:23,794
- Woo-hoo!
- 388
- 00:24:23,819 --> 00:24:28,078
- Freedonia!
- Freedonia!
- 389
- 00:24:28,393 --> 00:24:30,239
- Hi, piggy, piggy!
- 390
- 00:24:30,264 --> 00:24:33,701
- Huh! Whoa!
- Look at that house!
- 391
- 00:24:33,726 --> 00:24:35,351
- It's like a castle!
- 392
- 00:24:35,376 --> 00:24:39,391
- I can't wait to meet my brother!
- 393
- 00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:41,598
- Uh.
- What's with all the pigs?
- 394
- 00:24:41,623 --> 00:24:43,958
- This is the family business.
- 395
- 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:47,864
- The largest pig farm
- in the whole of Freedonia.
- 396
- 00:24:48,349 --> 00:24:50,659
- Okay, nice pig.
- 397
- 00:24:51,071 --> 00:24:53,908
- No!
- That's my private part!
- 398
- 00:24:53,982 --> 00:24:56,235
- Owww!
- 399
- 00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:58,775
- This pig has issues!
- 400
- 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,625
- Please, come in.
- 401
- 00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:02,879
- Wow.
- Yeah, haha!
- 402
- 00:25:08,982 --> 00:25:10,609
- Whoa!
- 403
- 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:13,595
- Oh, this is amazing!
- 404
- 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:17,792
- Ah, it's like the Sistine Chapel.
- But with pigs.
- 405
- 00:25:21,717 --> 00:25:29,507
- My brother!!
- 406
- 00:25:29,532 --> 00:25:31,251
- - My brother!
- - My brother!
- 407
- 00:25:31,276 --> 00:25:32,510
- Gru!
- 408
- 00:25:32,535 --> 00:25:34,256
- Dru!
- 409
- 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:46,033
- Ahhhh!
- Brother! I am hugging you!
- 410
- 00:25:46,058 --> 00:25:47,955
- I'm so happy!
- 411
- 00:25:48,245 --> 00:25:52,640
- After all these years,
- finally I'm meeting you!
- 412
- 00:25:52,665 --> 00:25:56,613
- - Yup, alright, good.
- - Oh, look at that!
- 413
- 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,843
- - Woo!
- - You must be the beautiful wife!
- 414
- 00:25:58,868 --> 00:26:02,024
- Beautiful, oh.
- Stop it!
- 415
- 00:26:02,049 --> 00:26:02,830
- Sweet talker.
- 416
- 00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:06,750
- How is my brother finding a wife
- like you when he is so bald?
- 417
- 00:26:09,813 --> 00:26:14,050
- Woo-hoo!
- These must be my nieces!
- 418
- 00:26:14,075 --> 00:26:17,847
- Huh! You're Agnes,
- you're small with big eyes!
- 419
- 00:26:17,872 --> 00:26:20,091
- And it makes me want to
- put you in my pocket!
- 420
- 00:26:20,116 --> 00:26:23,407
- You can't do that.
- I'm too big.
- 421
- 00:26:23,432 --> 00:26:24,990
- And Edith,
- 422
- 00:26:25,015 --> 00:26:28,480
- I can tell that you are
- a little mischievous.
- 423
- 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:31,121
- We're going to have to make
- a little trouble later.
- 424
- 00:26:31,146 --> 00:26:32,846
- Wha...
- I already have!
- 425
- 00:26:32,871 --> 00:26:34,547
- Ow.
- Ow! Ow!
- 426
- 00:26:34,572 --> 00:26:37,215
- Please, stop.
- Why are you doing that?
- 427
- 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,606
- Ow!
- Ow.
- 428
- 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:42,082
- Fist bump for mischievous behavior.
- 429
- 00:26:42,107 --> 00:26:45,109
- And Margo!
- Oh, you are so mature.
- 430
- 00:26:45,134 --> 00:26:47,949
- I'm guessing what… fifteen?
- 431
- 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,184
- Fifteen?
- 432
- 00:26:49,209 --> 00:26:52,827
- She's twelve! She looks twelve.
- And will always be twelve.
- 433
- 00:26:52,852 --> 00:26:55,939
- So, Dru… this place is amazing.
- 434
- 00:26:55,964 --> 00:26:59,707
- I mean, you just walk through the doors
- and you're like: wooooowwwooowwooooo!!
- 435
- 00:26:59,732 --> 00:27:05,159
- Eh. It's nice, I guess, sure.
- I'm not really into 'things.'
- 436
- 00:27:07,824 --> 00:27:09,917
- Wow!
- This is so cool!
- 437
- 00:27:09,942 --> 00:27:12,282
- Oh my gosh,
- he's even got a helicopter!
- 438
- 00:27:12,307 --> 00:27:14,294
- This is the best!
- 439
- 00:27:14,439 --> 00:27:16,740
- Yes, the best.
- 440
- 00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:19,120
- - All right, let's go home now.
- - Home? Why?
- 441
- 00:27:19,145 --> 00:27:22,795
- I don't know, this guy,
- with the mansion and the cars
- 442
- 00:27:22,820 --> 00:27:27,572
- and… all the hair,
- silky-smooth, luxurious hair.
- 443
- 00:27:27,597 --> 00:27:29,962
- I feel worse than
- I did before I came.
- 444
- 00:27:29,987 --> 00:27:32,766
- Oh, but he's your brother, Gru.
- Give him a chance.
- 445
- 00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:36,362
- Oh, I was thinking, while Gru and I
- catch up on some brother stuff,
- 446
- 00:27:36,387 --> 00:27:39,065
- you girls should go with Fritz.
- He has a surprise for you.
- 447
- 00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:40,322
- - Yay!
- - Yay!
- - Awesome.
- 448
- 00:27:40,347 --> 00:27:41,627
- I love surprises!
- 449
- 00:27:41,652 --> 00:27:43,859
- Oh, this is perfect.
- Mother, daughter bonding time.
- 450
- 00:27:43,884 --> 00:27:46,081
- Let's do it.
- Woo-woo!
- 451
- 00:27:46,223 --> 00:27:48,560
- Bye!
- You boys have fun.
- 452
- 00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:51,620
- Ha ha ha!
- Whoopee!
- 453
- 00:27:54,149 --> 00:27:56,530
- Now you can be as evil
- as Balthazar Bratt
- 454
- 00:27:56,555 --> 00:27:59,010
- with the evil Bratt action figure,
- 455
- 00:27:59,035 --> 00:28:02,758
- featuring music activated
- Break Dance mode.
- 456
- 00:28:02,783 --> 00:28:06,955
- Also featuring bubble gum
- launching shoulder pads.
- 457
- 00:28:07,082 --> 00:28:10,922
- And the all new
- Mega Diamond Laser.
- 458
- 00:28:12,641 --> 00:28:14,299
- No more math!
- 459
- 00:28:14,324 --> 00:28:17,117
- I've been a bad boy!
- 460
- 00:28:17,910 --> 00:28:20,987
- Mega Diamond Laser does not
- actually incinerate books.
- 461
- 00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:26,964
- How could Hollywood cancel a show
- that produced toys like this, Clive?
- 462
- 00:28:27,287 --> 00:28:29,684
- Evil Bratt was a masterpiece.
- 463
- 00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:32,294
- Does no one value
- true art anymore?
- 464
- 00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:34,467
- It's a disgrace and a travesty, sir.
- 465
- 00:28:34,492 --> 00:28:38,433
- Well, now that I've got the diamond,
- it's payback time.
- 466
- 00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:42,344
- Oh, it's too bad Gru won't be
- around to try and stop me.
- 467
- 00:28:42,369 --> 00:28:44,886
- Oh, wait! No, it's not!
- I hate that tweeb!
- 468
- 00:28:44,911 --> 00:28:46,815
- And you, Hollywood!
- 469
- 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,049
- This time, I'm canceling you!
- 470
- 00:28:50,074 --> 00:28:53,505
- And all the losers
- who rejected me!
- 471
- 00:28:53,530 --> 00:28:55,872
- Ha ha ha...!
- 472
- 00:28:58,624 --> 00:29:00,340
- Ooooo, piggy, piggy!
- 473
- 00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:03,876
- So how are things
- going for you, career-wise?
- 474
- 00:29:03,901 --> 00:29:05,703
- Ahhaaaaa… great.
- 475
- 00:29:05,728 --> 00:29:08,709
- So, so great.
- Crushing it.
- 476
- 00:29:08,734 --> 00:29:15,134
- Well, I've got something that I think
- you will find very interesting.
- 477
- 00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:19,123
- Hold on to your face, Brother.
- 478
- 00:29:23,926 --> 00:29:25,231
- Whaaaaaaaaaa!
- 479
- 00:29:25,256 --> 00:29:27,878
- Yee-haw!
- Ya ya!
- 480
- 00:29:27,903 --> 00:29:29,339
- Eh.
- What?
- 481
- 00:29:29,871 --> 00:29:31,134
- Yee-haw!
- 482
- 00:29:36,797 --> 00:29:38,172
- Ow!
- 483
- 00:29:39,474 --> 00:29:41,775
- Huh? Ah!
- Salami!
- 484
- 00:29:42,469 --> 00:29:44,113
- Hey, I got Salami.
- 485
- 00:29:44,138 --> 00:29:45,975
- Ah, yes, yes.
- 486
- 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,490
- It's Salami.
- 487
- 00:29:47,843 --> 00:29:50,940
- - Whoa. Whoa.
- - Come on, come on.
- 488
- 00:29:52,908 --> 00:29:55,060
- What is all this?
- 489
- 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:59,829
- The pig farm was just a cover
- for the real family business.
- 490
- 00:30:01,772 --> 00:30:03,146
- Haha!
- Hey.
- 491
- 00:30:04,171 --> 00:30:06,068
- It's Gru with boobs!
- 492
- 00:30:07,102 --> 00:30:11,112
- Now, feast your eyes on…
- 493
- 00:30:11,137 --> 00:30:16,509
- Dad's lair!
- Ta-da!
- 494
- 00:30:16,534 --> 00:30:22,149
- Whoa whoa whoa, wait…
- So our dad was a villain?
- 495
- 00:30:22,174 --> 00:30:24,461
- No, no, no.
- Not just a villain.
- 496
- 00:30:24,486 --> 00:30:28,048
- But one of the greatest
- of all time!
- 497
- 00:30:28,073 --> 00:30:32,316
- He was known as the Bald terror.
- 498
- 00:30:32,341 --> 00:30:35,525
- That's him?
- Our dad?
- 499
- 00:30:35,550 --> 00:30:39,657
- He was so proud of you.
- And what a great villain you were.
- 500
- 00:30:39,817 --> 00:30:41,176
- He was?
- 501
- 00:30:41,201 --> 00:30:44,523
- But me… not so much
- 502
- 00:30:44,548 --> 00:30:50,048
- To Dad, I was just a failure.
- 503
- 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,150
- He never thought I had
- what it took to be a villain.
- 504
- 00:30:53,175 --> 00:30:57,018
- But now you can help me
- prove him wrong.
- 505
- 00:30:57,043 --> 00:31:01,834
- Brother, teach me the art of villainy!
- 506
- 00:31:03,315 --> 00:31:06,549
- No. No, no, no.
- I can't do that.
- 507
- 00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:11,517
- What? But it's our family tradition!
- You can't say no to that!
- 508
- 00:31:11,542 --> 00:31:15,069
- Look, I'm sorry.
- I've left that life behind me.
- 509
- 00:31:15,094 --> 00:31:17,567
- - End of story.
- - Oh.
- 510
- 00:31:18,407 --> 00:31:20,873
- Okay.
- I understand.
- 511
- 00:31:20,898 --> 00:31:23,625
- Hmmm… I wonder what this does?
- 512
- 00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:25,088
- Huh?
- 513
- 00:31:25,113 --> 00:31:26,245
- Help.
- Help!
- 514
- 00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:27,414
- No no no...
- 515
- 00:31:27,446 --> 00:31:30,268
- - Aaah!
- - Aah!
- 516
- 00:31:40,050 --> 00:31:41,420
- Holey moley!
- 517
- 00:31:41,444 --> 00:31:46,396
- Dad's villain wheels.
- Pretty slick, huh?
- 518
- 00:31:46,421 --> 00:31:48,820
- Hey, you want to
- take her out for a spin?
- 519
- 00:31:48,845 --> 00:31:50,927
- Just for some fun?
- 520
- 00:31:51,848 --> 00:31:54,091
- Hmmmmm…
- 521
- 00:31:54,623 --> 00:31:58,152
- Woo-hoo!
- 522
- 00:31:59,039 --> 00:32:00,785
- Look out!
- Whoa! Whoa!
- 523
- 00:32:00,810 --> 00:32:03,236
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- 524
- 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,053
- What a beautiful day!
- 525
- 00:32:06,078 --> 00:32:10,529
- Zero to 400 in 3 seconds.
- Able to withstand a nuclear blast,
- 526
- 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:12,737
- armed to the teeth!
- 527
- 00:32:14,086 --> 00:32:16,414
- Oh yeah.
- That's pretty nice.
- 528
- 00:32:16,448 --> 00:32:20,046
- - And it's a hybrid.
- - LOOK OUT!
- 529
- 00:32:40,858 --> 00:32:44,051
- Yeah!
- Help me!
- 530
- 00:32:45,843 --> 00:32:50,082
- I am not enjoying this...!
- 531
- 00:32:58,719 --> 00:33:00,912
- Whoa.
- What is going on here?
- 532
- 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:04,856
- Welcome to the annual
- Freedonian Cheese Festival!
- 533
- 00:33:04,881 --> 00:33:06,057
- Go!
- 534
- 00:33:10,499 --> 00:33:14,211
- Ooo. Look. Look.
- Look at all the candies.
- 535
- 00:33:14,527 --> 00:33:16,153
- Whoa!
- 536
- 00:33:16,944 --> 00:33:19,619
- Lucy, can we get these please?
- 537
- 00:33:19,644 --> 00:33:22,286
- Okay, but only one each.
- I mean it.
- 538
- 00:33:22,311 --> 00:33:24,355
- - Awww.
- - Oh, man.
- 539
- 00:33:24,380 --> 00:33:26,738
- No, I don't!
- Get as many as you want,
- 540
- 00:33:26,763 --> 00:33:28,207
- - I don't care!
- - Yay!
- 541
- 00:33:28,232 --> 00:33:29,282
- Awesome!
- 542
- 00:33:29,307 --> 00:33:31,444
- - Um.
- - What?
- 543
- 00:33:31,469 --> 00:33:34,825
- It's okay to tell them no
- sometimes, too, you know.
- 544
- 00:33:34,850 --> 00:33:36,460
- Moms need to be tough.
- 545
- 00:33:36,485 --> 00:33:38,337
- Right. Right, tough.
- Good one.
- 546
- 00:33:38,362 --> 00:33:41,990
- I can totally do that. You know,
- still figuring out this mom thing.
- 547
- 00:33:42,015 --> 00:33:44,508
- Getting my sea legs, matie!
- 548
- 00:33:44,861 --> 00:33:47,206
- It's a unicorn!
- 549
- 00:33:51,241 --> 00:33:54,626
- Can we go in there!
- Please please please please please?
- 550
- 00:33:56,759 --> 00:33:58,990
- Um, sure… Yeah.
- 551
- 00:33:59,015 --> 00:34:02,353
- But first, let's, um… ooh, look!
- 552
- 00:34:02,378 --> 00:34:06,959
- It's a traditional Freedonian dance!
- How amazing does that look?
- 553
- 00:34:09,191 --> 00:34:11,734
- Chee!
- I love this.
- 554
- 00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:15,327
- The little girls go and get
- the cheese from the little boys.
- 555
- 00:34:15,352 --> 00:34:17,215
- That's adorable.
- 556
- 00:34:19,319 --> 00:34:21,658
- Oh, look at that
- poor little guy.
- 557
- 00:34:21,683 --> 00:34:25,300
- With his little boots.
- Nobody picked him.
- 558
- 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,985
- Margo, why don't you go up there?
- 559
- 00:34:28,010 --> 00:34:30,234
- - No way!
- - Okay.
- 560
- 00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:32,698
- Wait a minute.
- No.
- 561
- 00:34:32,723 --> 00:34:35,299
- Go take a bite of
- his cheese, young lady.
- 562
- 00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:36,629
- Right now.
- 563
- 00:34:36,654 --> 00:34:37,461
- What?
- 564
- 00:34:37,486 --> 00:34:39,596
- I'm being tougher.
- You know, like you said.
- 565
- 00:34:39,621 --> 00:34:42,669
- No. I meant be tougher
- on them, not me.
- 566
- 00:34:42,694 --> 00:34:46,148
- Oh, come on, just do it.
- What's the worst that could happen?
- 567
- 00:34:48,769 --> 00:34:50,324
- Fine.
- 568
- 00:34:50,349 --> 00:34:51,927
- Huh!
- 569
- 00:34:54,364 --> 00:34:56,491
- Wow!
- 570
- 00:34:56,942 --> 00:34:59,329
- Hey there, I'm Margo.
- 571
- 00:34:59,354 --> 00:35:01,174
- Hello, Margo.
- 572
- 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,620
- I am Niko.
- Would you like some of my cheese?
- 573
- 00:35:06,754 --> 00:35:07,918
- Hmmm...
- 574
- 00:35:07,942 --> 00:35:11,877
- Yes, yes, yes!
- Thank you, Margo! Thank you!
- 575
- 00:35:13,157 --> 00:35:15,418
- BAM!
- I am a great mother.
- 576
- 00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:18,809
- Did you see that, girls?
- I lay down the...
- 577
- 00:35:19,031 --> 00:35:21,611
- Oh no… Where are they?
- 578
- 00:35:21,846 --> 00:35:24,362
- Agnes!
- Edith!
- 579
- 00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:28,241
- Hello.
- 580
- 00:35:30,357 --> 00:35:33,928
- Uh, look!
- A unicorn horn!
- 581
- 00:35:35,899 --> 00:35:38,664
- My little brain
- is going to explode!
- 582
- 00:35:38,689 --> 00:35:41,531
- Ugh, Agnes.
- That's a fake.
- 583
- 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:45,026
- Ohhhh, it's real alright.
- 584
- 00:35:45,198 --> 00:35:48,761
- That horn
- came from the Crooked Forest.
- 585
- 00:35:48,786 --> 00:35:54,127
- The only place on earth
- where unicorns still live.
- 586
- 00:36:00,510 --> 00:36:02,474
- Laugh!
- Laugh, all of you!
- 587
- 00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:05,123
- They all think I'm crazy.
- 588
- 00:36:05,148 --> 00:36:08,543
- But I'm telling you,
- I saw one once.
- 589
- 00:36:08,568 --> 00:36:10,485
- With my own eye!
- 590
- 00:36:10,510 --> 00:36:13,944
- Wait, wait, wait…
- You saw a for-real, live unicorn?
- 591
- 00:36:13,969 --> 00:36:15,392
- What did it look like?
- 592
- 00:36:15,417 --> 00:36:17,511
- Did you pet it?
- Did it smell like candy?
- 593
- 00:36:17,536 --> 00:36:20,576
- Was it… fluffy?
- 594
- 00:36:20,601 --> 00:36:25,647
- It was so fluffy
- I thought I was going to die.
- 595
- 00:36:25,959 --> 00:36:28,450
- Do you think maybe
- I could find one, too?
- 596
- 00:36:28,694 --> 00:36:33,567
- They say if a maiden pure of heart
- goes into the Crooked Forest,
- 597
- 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:39,762
- the unicorn will come…
- and be hers forever.
- 598
- 00:36:46,130 --> 00:36:47,713
- Agnes!
- 599
- 00:36:53,057 --> 00:36:54,468
- Goal!
- 600
- 00:36:54,919 --> 00:36:56,368
- Excuse me!
- 601
- 00:36:56,866 --> 00:36:59,066
- Girls!
- Don't worry, I'm here!
- 602
- 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:00,676
- Are you okay?
- 603
- 00:37:00,892 --> 00:37:04,095
- Yeah, we're fine.
- Are you?
- 604
- 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:10,460
- Unicorns are really real!
- And I'm gonna find one!!
- 605
- 00:37:10,485 --> 00:37:13,104
- Sorry, I went a little
- mama bear on you.
- 606
- 00:37:13,129 --> 00:37:15,052
- You know, I heard a scream and…
- 607
- 00:37:15,077 --> 00:37:16,945
- yeah, okay.
- Have a good one!
- 608
- 00:37:21,346 --> 00:37:23,401
- - Wait for me here!
- - Don't.
- 609
- 00:37:23,426 --> 00:37:26,522
- Stop that! Ow!
- You kicked me.
- 610
- 00:37:27,927 --> 00:37:30,600
- Hey! Hey!
- What are you doing?
- 611
- 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,889
- Did you just steal candies?
- 612
- 00:37:32,914 --> 00:37:33,566
- Yes!
- 613
- 00:37:33,591 --> 00:37:36,661
- That was a lot of
- effort for two lollipops.
- 614
- 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,077
- Oh no!
- The police!
- 615
- 00:37:43,102 --> 00:37:45,148
- What do we do?
- What do we do?
- 616
- 00:37:45,173 --> 00:37:48,507
- Come on!
- This is going to be fun!
- 617
- 00:37:57,660 --> 00:38:00,930
- The police are going to get us!
- I'm freaking out!
- 618
- 00:38:00,955 --> 00:38:02,443
- Brakes!
- 619
- 00:38:04,789 --> 00:38:06,297
- Cops!
- 620
- 00:38:21,706 --> 00:38:23,672
- Whoa, they're back!
- 621
- 00:38:47,928 --> 00:38:50,132
- Man, that was crazy!
- 622
- 00:38:50,157 --> 00:38:52,777
- - We're so close to getting busted.
- - Tell me about it.
- 623
- 00:38:52,802 --> 00:38:55,715
- I thought you were
- going to pee your pants!
- 624
- 00:38:55,740 --> 00:38:58,643
- - I did!
- - You did!
- 625
- 00:39:05,211 --> 00:39:07,738
- Mel, food...
- 626
- 00:39:09,170 --> 00:39:11,323
- Ugh. Hey, Mel.
- Hold on a sec.
- 627
- 00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:12,773
- We're tired, cold, and hungry.
- 628
- 00:39:12,798 --> 00:39:14,807
- - Mel, hungry.
- - Mel, hungry.
- 629
- 00:39:15,295 --> 00:39:18,347
- It's pizza. Over there.
- Our food, spaghetti!
- 630
- 00:39:18,824 --> 00:39:21,781
- Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
- 631
- 00:39:23,982 --> 00:39:26,508
- Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
- 632
- 00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:28,518
- Hey!
- What are you doing?
- 633
- 00:39:28,653 --> 00:39:31,089
- Intruders!
- Intruders!
- 634
- 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,373
- Stop!
- Hey, you! Don't move!
- 635
- 00:39:39,398 --> 00:39:40,579
- Halt!
- 636
- 00:39:46,307 --> 00:39:48,087
- Call for backup!
- 637
- 00:39:48,112 --> 00:39:50,988
- Come on. Come on.
- Let's go, keep going.
- 638
- 00:39:53,571 --> 00:39:54,792
- What's this?
- 639
- 00:40:06,726 --> 00:40:09,237
- Happy? It's on you.
- Do something.
- 640
- 00:40:09,262 --> 00:40:12,356
- No, no, no.
- No, no, no.
- 641
- 00:40:51,558 --> 00:40:53,421
- Get 'em!
- Go! Go!
- 642
- 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:31,996
- Hey, you!
- Freeze!
- 643
- 00:41:32,021 --> 00:41:33,517
- Don't move!
- 644
- 00:41:34,484 --> 00:41:36,383
- Hands in the air!
- 645
- 00:41:42,746 --> 00:41:46,358
- Face it, Gru.
- Villainy is in your blood.
- 646
- 00:41:46,524 --> 00:41:49,509
- You can't tell me you don't
- miss the rush. A little?
- 647
- 00:41:49,534 --> 00:41:52,599
- Well… Yeah, maybe a little.
- 648
- 00:41:52,624 --> 00:41:55,368
- And now you've got a chance
- to get back on top.
- 649
- 00:41:55,393 --> 00:41:58,214
- Get your mojo back.
- Become Gru again!
- 650
- 00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,102
- How awesome would that be?
- 651
- 00:42:02,734 --> 00:42:07,003
- Oh please, come on,
- just one heist.
- 652
- 00:42:07,015 --> 00:42:10,921
- There's got to be something
- out there, somewhere,
- 653
- 00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:14,195
- that you still want to steal.
- 654
- 00:42:16,050 --> 00:42:19,402
- Hmmmm… There is something.
- 655
- 00:42:19,427 --> 00:42:25,612
- How about we steal
- the largest diamond in the world?
- 656
- 00:42:25,637 --> 00:42:28,414
- Yes!
- I love it!
- 657
- 00:42:28,775 --> 00:42:30,287
- Oh, thank you, Brother!
- 658
- 00:42:30,312 --> 00:42:33,370
- Thank you from the
- bottom of my heart!
- 659
- 00:42:35,555 --> 00:42:38,750
- Oh! You know what?
- We should do something to celebrate.
- 660
- 00:42:38,775 --> 00:42:43,036
- Ohhhh.
- I've got the perfect idea.
- 661
- 00:42:45,691 --> 00:42:46,967
- Fritz, my good fellow.
- 662
- 00:42:46,992 --> 00:42:48,777
- Could you get me
- another napkin, please?
- 663
- 00:42:48,802 --> 00:42:51,267
- Oh yes, of course, Miss Edith.
- 664
- 00:42:58,359 --> 00:42:59,944
- Hey, where are Gru and Dru?
- 665
- 00:42:59,969 --> 00:43:02,326
- Here we are!
- 666
- 00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:04,292
- How's it going?
- 667
- 00:43:05,304 --> 00:43:07,111
- It's me, Gru.
- 668
- 00:43:07,136 --> 00:43:09,657
- And me, Dru.
- 669
- 00:43:10,027 --> 00:43:14,111
- I hug everybody whether
- they like it or not.
- 670
- 00:43:14,136 --> 00:43:16,805
- Why are they pretending
- to be each other?
- 671
- 00:43:17,201 --> 00:43:18,264
- Oh!
- 672
- 00:43:18,297 --> 00:43:21,577
- What's for dinner?
- I probably won't like it.
- 673
- 00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:24,492
- I'm so grumpy all the time!
- 674
- 00:43:24,517 --> 00:43:26,791
- Hey!
- I laugh a lot!
- 675
- 00:43:26,816 --> 00:43:29,423
- And I'm kind of an idiot!
- 676
- 00:43:39,076 --> 00:43:40,926
- Oh, a bust in the gut.
- 677
- 00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:45,113
- Look at them!
- They had no idea!
- 678
- 00:43:45,138 --> 00:43:46,698
- Total burn.
- 679
- 00:43:46,723 --> 00:43:48,803
- Oh, look,
- it's me... Gru!
- 680
- 00:43:48,828 --> 00:43:52,293
- And I'm Dru!
- We switched places!
- 681
- 00:43:52,318 --> 00:43:54,708
- Awww. It's so nice to see
- you two are getting along
- 682
- 00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:58,150
- - Oh, we're getting...
- - Along perfectly.
- 683
- 00:43:58,318 --> 00:43:59,806
- - Wait. Did we...
- - Just finish...
- 684
- 00:43:59,831 --> 00:44:00,828
- - Each...
- - Other's...
- 685
- 00:44:00,853 --> 00:44:02,301
- - Sentences?
- - Sentences?
- 686
- 00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:05,857
- Aw, that's delightful.
- Not creepy at all.
- 687
- 00:44:05,882 --> 00:44:07,316
- And you're gonna stop now,
- though, right?
- 688
- 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,597
- Sorry, it's a twin thing.
- 689
- 00:44:09,622 --> 00:44:11,171
- Uh-huh.
- 690
- 00:44:11,196 --> 00:44:15,026
- So...
- what did you guys do today?
- 691
- 00:44:15,051 --> 00:44:16,836
- - Nothing!
- - Nothing!
- 692
- 00:44:17,164 --> 00:44:18,258
- Okay.
- What is it...
- 693
- 00:44:18,283 --> 00:44:19,647
- All done!
- 694
- 00:44:20,152 --> 00:44:21,066
- Pardon me!
- 695
- 00:44:21,091 --> 00:44:23,048
- Out of the way!
- Good night, everybody!
- 696
- 00:44:23,073 --> 00:44:25,623
- Hey, hey, hey, put the brakes on.
- What's the rush?
- 697
- 00:44:25,648 --> 00:44:28,431
- I need to go to bed so I can
- wake up and find a unicorn!
- 698
- 00:44:28,456 --> 00:44:30,037
- Good night!
- 699
- 00:44:31,573 --> 00:44:33,028
- What was that about?
- 700
- 00:44:33,053 --> 00:44:36,929
- Agnes thinks she's going to find
- a real unicorn in the woods tomorrow.
- 701
- 00:44:36,954 --> 00:44:39,114
- She's totally freaking out.
- 702
- 00:44:39,139 --> 00:44:41,511
- I feel like someone got's to
- tell her the truth.…
- 703
- 00:44:41,536 --> 00:44:42,756
- Not it!
- 704
- 00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:44,476
- Ohhh, don't worry.
- 705
- 00:44:44,501 --> 00:44:47,560
- Parenting 101.
- I've got this.
- 706
- 00:44:49,304 --> 00:44:52,588
- Ummm… And please bless that
- when I find the unicorn,
- 707
- 00:44:52,613 --> 00:44:55,634
- he'll want to come home with me.
- And sleep in my room.
- 708
- 00:44:55,659 --> 00:44:58,907
- And that I can ride him
- to school every day.
- 709
- 00:44:58,932 --> 00:45:02,606
- And he will use his magical powers
- to help me do math.
- 710
- 00:45:02,631 --> 00:45:03,951
- Amen.
- 711
- 00:45:06,297 --> 00:45:08,174
- Oh.
- Hi, Gru.
- 712
- 00:45:08,713 --> 00:45:12,720
- Hey.
- So… big day tomorrow.
- 713
- 00:45:12,745 --> 00:45:15,388
- Yeah, I'm finally going to
- get to see a unicorn!
- 714
- 00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:16,932
- For reals.
- 715
- 00:45:17,245 --> 00:45:20,300
- If I do, can I bring it home,
- please?
- 716
- 00:45:20,325 --> 00:45:22,431
- Ohhh.
- Yeah, sure.
- 717
- 00:45:22,456 --> 00:45:25,294
- Tell you what,
- every unicorn you find,
- 718
- 00:45:25,319 --> 00:45:27,074
- you can bring it home.
- 719
- 00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:30,357
- I'd better build a big pen, right?
- 720
- 00:45:30,977 --> 00:45:33,379
- But you know…
- 721
- 00:45:33,504 --> 00:45:37,117
- there's a chance that
- you might not find one.
- 722
- 00:45:37,681 --> 00:45:38,994
- Huh?
- 723
- 00:45:39,659 --> 00:45:40,839
- I'm...
- 724
- 00:45:40,864 --> 00:45:45,458
- It might not be good
- unicorn finding weather.
- 725
- 00:45:46,814 --> 00:45:47,976
- Umm.
- 726
- 00:45:48,001 --> 00:45:51,349
- They're tricky to find them…
- 727
- 00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:53,335
- and I don't know…
- 728
- 00:45:53,360 --> 00:46:01,360
- Maybe, just...
- maybe unicorns don't really ex...
- 729
- 00:46:03,131 --> 00:46:08,022
- explore that part of the woods.
- 730
- 00:46:10,137 --> 00:46:12,424
- But the man said
- 731
- 00:46:12,449 --> 00:46:15,622
- a maiden could find one
- if she was pure of heart.
- 732
- 00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:18,428
- And I'm pure of heart, right?
- 733
- 00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:20,994
- The purest.
- 734
- 00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:28,519
- Can we stop talking now?
- I need to get to sleep.
- 735
- 00:46:28,544 --> 00:46:30,164
- Goodnight, sweetie.
- 736
- 00:46:30,189 --> 00:46:32,077
- Goodnight, Gru.
- 737
- 00:46:32,871 --> 00:46:38,521
- Unicorns I love them.
- Unicorns I love them.
- 738
- 00:46:38,711 --> 00:46:40,810
- Huh!
- Aaaah!
- 739
- 00:46:42,413 --> 00:46:44,105
- I'm okay.
- 740
- 00:46:51,136 --> 00:46:52,255
- Uh.
- 741
- 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,228
- Hey!
- Give that back!
- 742
- 00:46:54,253 --> 00:46:55,621
- Huh?
- Come on!
- 743
- 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:57,965
- Guys!
- Don't leave me!
- 744
- 00:46:58,943 --> 00:47:01,057
- Oh, no!
- Run!
- 745
- 00:47:26,397 --> 00:47:28,704
- We've been waiting a long time.
- 746
- 00:47:28,979 --> 00:47:30,570
- No. No.
- Ow!
- 747
- 00:47:30,595 --> 00:47:32,067
- No.
- Please, don't.
- 748
- 00:47:32,092 --> 00:47:33,267
- Huh!
- 749
- 00:47:33,883 --> 00:47:35,382
- Gru?
- 750
- 00:47:57,643 --> 00:48:00,502
- My plane... broke.
- 751
- 00:48:09,059 --> 00:48:10,430
- Oh.
- 752
- 00:48:11,929 --> 00:48:13,188
- Uh?
- 753
- 00:48:13,213 --> 00:48:14,475
- Huh!
- 754
- 00:48:24,462 --> 00:48:26,102
- Buddies, I've decided.
- 755
- 00:48:26,127 --> 00:48:30,556
- We're going back to Gru.
- We're going back to Gru!
- 756
- 00:48:35,492 --> 00:48:39,265
- Because I'm training for
- the big day,
- 757
- 00:48:39,290 --> 00:48:42,016
- nobody's gonna stop me
- 758
- 00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:47,653
- 'cause I am super sassy.
- Super sassy. Super sassy.
- 759
- 00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:49,816
- What's today's plan, boss?
- 760
- 00:48:49,841 --> 00:48:51,512
- What's the plan?
- 761
- 00:48:51,537 --> 00:48:53,791
- Silly robot.
- I'll show you the plan.
- 762
- 00:48:53,816 --> 00:48:56,896
- Time to watch a very
- special episode of Evil Bratt
- 763
- 00:48:56,921 --> 00:49:00,830
- to see exactly what I'm going
- to do to stupid Tinseltown.
- 764
- 00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:05,245
- This week on Evil Bratt.
- 765
- 00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:12,004
- It's a giant Evil Bratt robot!
- Open fire!
- 766
- 00:49:16,516 --> 00:49:20,073
- Nice try, coppers.
- Chew on this!
- 767
- 00:49:22,356 --> 00:49:26,523
- He's shooting his super sticky
- self inflating gum!
- 768
- 00:49:26,898 --> 00:49:28,531
- Run!
- 769
- 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:31,559
- Gum one!
- Gum all!
- 770
- 00:49:33,451 --> 00:49:34,787
- Gum one.
- Gum all.
- 771
- 00:49:34,812 --> 00:49:38,451
- Seriously, how did this show
- never win an Emmy?
- 772
- 00:49:40,629 --> 00:49:45,242
- And now, it's your turn
- to shine, my diamond!
- 773
- 00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:57,463
- Hey, Clive.
- 774
- 00:49:57,488 --> 00:50:01,870
- I guess you can say our plan
- was... out of this world.
- 775
- 00:50:05,679 --> 00:50:07,995
- Now that's entertainment.
- 776
- 00:50:09,020 --> 00:50:11,953
- Come on.
- Let's make it a reality.
- 777
- 00:50:15,270 --> 00:50:18,783
- Here we are, in the dark
- and creepy Crooked Forest,
- 778
- 00:50:18,808 --> 00:50:21,016
- in search of the
- mythical unicorn.
- 779
- 00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:22,519
- For some reason.
- 780
- 00:50:22,552 --> 00:50:25,939
- And here she is,
- the fearless unicorn hunter, seeking the...
- 781
- 00:50:25,964 --> 00:50:27,372
- Edith, stop it!
- 782
- 00:50:27,397 --> 00:50:29,606
- You're gonna scare away the unicorn!
- 783
- 00:50:29,631 --> 00:50:32,061
- If somehow we actually
- find a unicorn,
- 784
- 00:50:32,086 --> 00:50:34,044
- I'm gonna film it and get rich.
- 785
- 00:50:34,069 --> 00:50:35,948
- Look over there!
- 786
- 00:50:36,194 --> 00:50:38,067
- Wooah!
- 787
- 00:50:38,451 --> 00:50:41,168
- This is it!
- This is where we're gonna see it!
- 788
- 00:50:41,637 --> 00:50:44,642
- Unicorns, here we come.
- 789
- 00:50:44,829 --> 00:50:45,795
- What's that for?
- 790
- 00:50:45,820 --> 00:50:47,818
- Bait.
- Duh.
- 791
- 00:50:47,843 --> 00:50:49,281
- Come on!
- 792
- 00:50:51,353 --> 00:50:53,919
- Now all we have to do is wait.
- 793
- 00:50:57,696 --> 00:50:59,420
- Okay.
- This is Bratt's lair.
- 794
- 00:50:59,445 --> 00:51:01,501
- It may not look like much,
- but this place is armed
- 795
- 00:51:01,526 --> 00:51:04,673
- with some of the most high-tech
- weaponry known to man.
- 796
- 00:51:04,698 --> 00:51:06,860
- It's considered impenetrable.
- 797
- 00:51:06,885 --> 00:51:09,926
- But a piece of cake for us,
- right, Brother?
- 798
- 00:51:09,951 --> 00:51:14,201
- This is not like stealing lollipops.
- 799
- 00:51:15,303 --> 00:51:17,303
- Whoa!
- 800
- 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:23,895
- This security system can detect
- an air assault from any direction.
- 801
- 00:51:25,352 --> 00:51:26,923
- No!
- Ouch!
- 802
- 00:51:26,948 --> 00:51:28,509
- No!
- Ouch!
- 803
- 00:51:28,534 --> 00:51:31,224
- Please! Stop!
- Ouch!
- 804
- 00:51:32,284 --> 00:51:35,890
- So we'll have to approach low
- and close to the water.
- 805
- 00:51:35,915 --> 00:51:37,094
- Next.
- 806
- 00:51:38,689 --> 00:51:40,990
- Then there are these deadly spikes.
- 807
- 00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:44,005
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Geronimo!
- 808
- 00:51:44,030 --> 00:51:48,730
- Covered with enough poison
- to blow your mind... literally.
- 809
- 00:51:48,755 --> 00:51:50,750
- Ouch!
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
- 810
- 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,223
- Ah...
- Good to know.
- 811
- 00:51:52,248 --> 00:51:53,462
- So here's the plan.
- 812
- 00:51:53,487 --> 00:51:56,514
- You're the getaway driver.
- 813
- 00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:58,054
- So you'll wait in the boat.
- 814
- 00:51:58,079 --> 00:52:00,261
- Wait, hold on.
- Wait in the boat?
- 815
- 00:52:00,286 --> 00:52:03,930
- But... I want to be
- in on the actions!
- 816
- 00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:08,542
- The getaway driver is the
- most crucial part of any plan.
- 817
- 00:52:08,567 --> 00:52:13,123
- Do you know how hard it is
- doing nothing, touching nothing,
- 818
- 00:52:13,148 --> 00:52:16,214
- with all of the adrenaline
- coursing through your veins…
- 819
- 00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:17,953
- and you must wait.
- 820
- 00:52:17,978 --> 00:52:19,943
- Can I count on you?
- 821
- 00:52:20,944 --> 00:52:22,766
- I guess so…
- 822
- 00:52:22,791 --> 00:52:26,588
- So... I'll climb up the cube
- and enter here.
- 823
- 00:52:26,613 --> 00:52:29,210
- Then once I'm inside,
- I'll find the diamond.
- 824
- 00:52:29,235 --> 00:52:33,334
- I've underestimated Bratt before.
- It's not going to be easy.
- 825
- 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:36,034
- I think we can handle it.
- 826
- 00:52:38,107 --> 00:52:41,901
- Dad's villain suits!
- This will make us unstoppable.
- 827
- 00:52:41,926 --> 00:52:44,188
- Whoa.
- Ay, chihuahua!
- 828
- 00:52:44,213 --> 00:52:45,968
- I call the black one!
- 829
- 00:52:48,396 --> 00:52:51,123
- It's go time!
- 830
- 00:53:01,025 --> 00:53:03,580
- Hello.
- Oh, hi.
- 831
- 00:53:03,605 --> 00:53:06,696
- Hello, mother of Margo.
- I am Niko.
- 832
- 00:53:06,721 --> 00:53:11,615
- I present you with pig to confirm
- my engagement to your daughter.
- 833
- 00:53:14,121 --> 00:53:15,637
- - Hey, what now?
- - What's going on?
- 834
- 00:53:15,662 --> 00:53:17,130
- Remember, little boots?
- 835
- 00:53:17,155 --> 00:53:20,556
- - Hello, my schmoopsie poo.
- - Whoa! Hey!
- 836
- 00:53:20,581 --> 00:53:22,967
- He seems to think you're engaged.
- 837
- 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,802
- What?
- We're not engaged!
- 838
- 00:53:25,827 --> 00:53:28,884
- Look, Niko.
- You seem like a very nice boy
- 839
- 00:53:28,909 --> 00:53:30,431
- With a very nice pig.
- 840
- 00:53:30,456 --> 00:53:32,802
- Uh, but you're not engaged.
- 841
- 00:53:33,464 --> 00:53:35,994
- Okay?
- It's not happening.
- 842
- 00:53:36,006 --> 00:53:39,043
- I understand.
- Who was I kidding?
- 843
- 00:53:39,068 --> 00:53:43,124
- A dumpling like me with
- a goddess like you?
- 844
- 00:53:43,149 --> 00:53:47,493
- But I promise:
- I will never forget you, Margo.
- 845
- 00:53:47,518 --> 00:53:48,960
- Never.
- 846
- 00:53:50,284 --> 00:53:52,956
- Oh, I'm pretty sure
- I won't forget you, either.
- 847
- 00:53:52,981 --> 00:53:55,293
- Bye.
- Bye, Niko.
- 848
- 00:53:55,318 --> 00:53:57,800
- Wow, that was crazy!
- Wooo!
- 849
- 00:53:57,825 --> 00:54:00,039
- That was totally humiliating!
- 850
- 00:54:00,064 --> 00:54:03,282
- Taking a bite of that cheese was
- the stupidest thing I've ever done.
- 851
- 00:54:03,307 --> 00:54:04,702
- Why did I listen to you?
- 852
- 00:54:04,727 --> 00:54:07,119
- Right, but it's over now, so...
- 853
- 00:54:07,144 --> 00:54:09,933
- Ugh, here we go.
- Niko...
- 854
- 00:54:10,604 --> 00:54:14,243
- You!
- You refuse my son's engagement pig?
- 855
- 00:54:14,268 --> 00:54:14,871
- What?
- 856
- 00:54:14,896 --> 00:54:20,125
- May you and your daughter die
- a slow death and be buried with onions!
- 857
- 00:54:22,179 --> 00:54:23,885
- Alright, lady.
- That's it!
- 858
- 00:54:23,910 --> 00:54:29,312
- Nobody... nobody! ...curses my daughter!
- You got that?
- 859
- 00:54:29,337 --> 00:54:32,293
- Because if you mess with Margo,
- you mess with me!
- 860
- 00:54:32,318 --> 00:54:36,759
- And I promise, you do not
- want to mess with me!
- 861
- 00:54:36,771 --> 00:54:39,108
- Do you understand me?
- 862
- 00:54:39,133 --> 00:54:40,245
- Yes, yes.
- 863
- 00:54:40,270 --> 00:54:43,174
- Good.
- Now, GET!
- 864
- 00:54:46,429 --> 00:54:49,350
- Look, Margo.
- I think we just need to... Oh.
- 865
- 00:54:52,846 --> 00:54:54,142
- Yes!
- 866
- 00:54:54,167 --> 00:54:56,554
- Oh!
- I've to tell Gru!
- 867
- 00:55:12,402 --> 00:55:15,068
- - Can we go back now?
- - Already?
- 868
- 00:55:15,093 --> 00:55:16,797
- Just a couple more hours!
- 869
- 00:55:16,822 --> 00:55:19,307
- We have to be home
- before it gets dark.
- 870
- 00:55:20,171 --> 00:55:22,177
- I don't understand.
- 871
- 00:55:22,202 --> 00:55:24,520
- I did exactly what the man said.
- 872
- 00:55:24,545 --> 00:55:27,967
- You mean that one-eyed, scar-faced man
- that everybody laughed at?
- 873
- 00:55:27,992 --> 00:55:30,189
- Yeah.
- It makes no sense.
- 874
- 00:55:30,214 --> 00:55:32,901
- - Look, Agnes, maybe we're not...
- - Huh!
- 875
- 00:55:44,250 --> 00:55:47,644
- My whole life has been
- building to this moment!
- 876
- 00:55:53,497 --> 00:55:54,727
- Um.
- It's a...
- 877
- 00:55:54,752 --> 00:55:56,561
- Unicorn!
- 878
- 00:55:58,394 --> 00:56:00,512
- I can't believe it!
- 879
- 00:56:00,937 --> 00:56:03,529
- I'm gonna name you Lucky!
- 880
- 00:56:03,718 --> 00:56:06,856
- Oh, Lucky, stop it...
- 881
- 00:56:07,903 --> 00:56:10,860
- Yeah.
- I'll let someone else burst her bubble.
- 882
- 00:56:17,392 --> 00:56:21,122
- Look at us!
- Two brothers pulling a heist.
- 883
- 00:56:21,147 --> 00:56:26,765
- And that diamond will make us the richest,
- most powerful villains in the world!
- 884
- 00:56:26,790 --> 00:56:28,297
- Right, Brother?
- 885
- 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,457
- Right.
- Yeah. Yeah...
- 886
- 00:56:34,355 --> 00:56:38,232
- Bravo! Bravissimo!
- You're amazing!
- 887
- 00:56:38,257 --> 00:56:40,652
- I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed.
- I was very rude.
- 888
- 00:56:40,677 --> 00:56:42,887
- - And you were always such a gentleman.
- - You did it! You did it!
- 889
- 00:56:42,911 --> 00:56:44,816
- You got our jobs back.
- 890
- 00:56:50,930 --> 00:56:53,407
- What? Oh yeah.
- Right. Sure.
- 891
- 00:56:53,432 --> 00:56:55,215
- Oh look, we're here!
- 892
- 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,106
- https://t.me/RickyChannel
- 893
- 00:57:02,107 --> 00:57:04,536
- I'm going in.
- Take the wheel.
- 894
- 00:57:04,561 --> 00:57:07,123
- I still don't see
- why I can't go with you.
- 895
- 00:57:07,148 --> 00:57:08,677
- Hey.
- Hey, we discussed this.
- 896
- 00:57:08,702 --> 00:57:11,156
- Now is not the time
- to mess with the plan.
- 897
- 00:57:11,181 --> 00:57:12,968
- Fine...
- 898
- 00:57:26,203 --> 00:57:27,994
- - Hey, brother.
- - What?
- 899
- 00:57:28,019 --> 00:57:30,758
- I told you, you were
- supposed to stay with the boat!
- 900
- 00:57:30,783 --> 00:57:33,678
- Oh, I didn't think
- you meant that literally.
- 901
- 00:57:33,703 --> 00:57:36,122
- What other way
- could I have meant it?
- 902
- 00:57:36,727 --> 00:57:40,003
- Alright. Let's move.
- Just follow my lead.
- 903
- 00:57:41,028 --> 00:57:42,575
- Got it.
- 904
- 00:57:45,974 --> 00:57:48,140
- Help me!
- Ow! Ow! Ow!
- 905
- 00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:50,185
- Oh no!
- The poison spikes!
- 906
- 00:57:50,210 --> 00:57:52,873
- Oh, I'm gonna be impaled!
- 907
- 00:57:54,749 --> 00:57:57,084
- Ha ha!
- I'm okay!
- 908
- 00:57:57,348 --> 00:57:59,221
- I miss the Minions.
- 909
- 00:57:59,246 --> 00:58:00,565
- Come on!
- 910
- 00:58:06,561 --> 00:58:08,142
- Coming.
- 911
- 00:58:13,868 --> 00:58:15,371
- Coming.
- 912
- 00:58:19,836 --> 00:58:21,233
- Come on.
- 913
- 00:58:26,801 --> 00:58:28,508
- It's a scanning device!
- 914
- 00:58:28,533 --> 00:58:30,653
- Quick... camouflage mode.
- 915
- 00:58:31,023 --> 00:58:33,000
- Freeze!
- And close your eyes.
- 916
- 00:58:33,025 --> 00:58:34,837
- And cover your mouth!
- 917
- 00:58:40,603 --> 00:58:42,603
- Okay.
- Take my hand!
- 918
- 00:59:05,690 --> 00:59:08,635
- Ha ha.
- Follow me!
- 919
- 00:59:25,227 --> 00:59:26,522
- Ha ha.
- 920
- 00:59:31,727 --> 00:59:33,552
- Look out!
- 921
- 00:59:37,426 --> 00:59:40,725
- You're right.
- I should've stay in the boat.
- 922
- 00:59:40,779 --> 00:59:43,597
- My stomach feels all queasy.
- 923
- 00:59:43,622 --> 00:59:47,461
- I shouldn't have eaten
- that hot pie.
- 924
- 00:59:47,839 --> 00:59:50,354
- Hey. Hey.
- Relax.
- 925
- 00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:54,220
- You're going to be just fine.
- I got your back.
- 926
- 01:00:00,378 --> 01:00:02,145
- Come on, this way.
- 927
- 01:00:04,093 --> 01:00:05,982
- Gru would take this.
- Gru would take that.
- 928
- 01:00:06,007 --> 01:00:07,595
- Go, go, go!
- 929
- 01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:09,367
- Eh.
- Peter, that way.
- 930
- 01:00:09,392 --> 01:00:11,055
- Oh, okay, okay.
- 931
- 01:00:32,334 --> 01:00:34,012
- Go, go.
- Go, go, go!
- 932
- 01:00:46,787 --> 01:00:48,684
- Huh?
- Hey, come back.
- 933
- 01:00:58,743 --> 01:01:02,037
- Hello. Hello.
- Hello.
- 934
- 01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:10,605
- You jacket is located
- within easy reach.
- 935
- 01:01:10,630 --> 01:01:13,551
- Inflate your jacket by pulling the toggle.
- Like this...
- 936
- 01:01:13,583 --> 01:01:15,884
- Thank for your attention,
- enjoy your flight.
- 937
- 01:01:21,564 --> 01:01:25,430
- Straight ahead. Straight ahead.
- Straight ahead.
- 938
- 01:01:26,938 --> 01:01:29,477
- Bud-Buddy.
- Bud-Buddy!
- 939
- 01:01:30,091 --> 01:01:33,116
- Buddy!!!
- 940
- 01:01:33,555 --> 01:01:35,301
- It looks like
- it's right above us.
- 941
- 01:01:35,326 --> 01:01:37,901
- Okay! What do I do?
- Should I wait in the vent?
- 942
- 01:01:37,926 --> 01:01:39,699
- No.
- Come with me.
- 943
- 01:01:54,963 --> 01:01:57,482
- Yes, I'd like to
- thank the Academy.
- 944
- 01:01:59,717 --> 01:02:01,313
- - I can...
- - No no no no no...
- 945
- 01:02:01,338 --> 01:02:03,781
- - Why? I can do it.
- - Don't, don't, don't!
- 946
- 01:02:03,806 --> 01:02:06,950
- Yes, yes, Molly Ringwald.
- I will take you to the prom.
- 947
- 01:02:06,975 --> 01:02:08,810
- What... Who…
- Where... What...
- 948
- 01:02:08,835 --> 01:02:10,543
- Who's there…?
- Who's there…?
- 949
- 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:20,546
- Ninety nine red balloons...
- 950
- 01:02:20,571 --> 01:02:22,399
- Whoops!
- Almost forgot.
- 951
- 01:02:32,990 --> 01:02:35,310
- Shhh, shhh.
- Over here!
- 952
- 01:02:36,927 --> 01:02:38,465
- Stay close!
- 953
- 01:02:40,023 --> 01:02:42,882
- Huh!
- Whaaa...
- 954
- 01:02:42,907 --> 01:02:44,204
- Dolls.
- 955
- 01:02:44,229 --> 01:02:48,088
- Looks like Bratt was the only one
- stupid enough to buy this junk.
- 956
- 01:02:48,113 --> 01:02:51,237
- Oh.
- I used to have one of these!
- 957
- 01:02:51,262 --> 01:02:53,607
- Pew pew pew!
- 958
- 01:02:53,632 --> 01:02:56,499
- Aaah!
- Oww!
- 959
- 01:02:56,524 --> 01:02:58,743
- Hey! Shh!
- Come on!
- 960
- 01:03:06,299 --> 01:03:09,329
- Alright.
- We're getting close.
- 961
- 01:03:09,354 --> 01:03:13,744
- From now on, every move must be
- made with ultra precision and purpose.
- 962
- 01:03:15,523 --> 01:03:16,763
- Gum!
- 963
- 01:03:16,788 --> 01:03:18,196
- Focus!
- 964
- 01:03:18,221 --> 01:03:20,820
- We're after the diamond,
- not the bubble gum!
- 965
- 01:03:20,845 --> 01:03:22,510
- Ah, got it.
- 966
- 01:03:24,821 --> 01:03:26,802
- Mmm.
- Yum.
- 967
- 01:03:27,809 --> 01:03:29,275
- This way!
- 968
- 01:03:29,884 --> 01:03:33,191
- And now to put this
- where it belongs.
- 969
- 01:03:34,450 --> 01:03:35,183
- What?
- 970
- 01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:38,822
- Look at it, Clive.
- It's beautiful!
- 971
- 01:03:44,685 --> 01:03:47,651
- Will you please shut up?
- He's gonna spot us.
- 972
- 01:03:49,821 --> 01:03:53,281
- Spit it out! Spit it out!
- I told you not to touch anything!
- 973
- 01:03:56,372 --> 01:03:59,709
- Intruders! Intruders!
- Intruders!
- 974
- 01:04:01,609 --> 01:04:03,712
- Freeze, dipsticks!
- 975
- 01:04:03,737 --> 01:04:06,288
- Gru!
- There's two of you now?
- 976
- 01:04:06,313 --> 01:04:09,064
- Then this will be
- twice as much fun.
- 977
- 01:04:15,751 --> 01:04:18,007
- Aaaaah!
- Give me back my diamond!
- 978
- 01:04:18,032 --> 01:04:20,000
- Total lockdown!!
- 979
- 01:04:20,025 --> 01:04:22,187
- Go get 'em, Bratt Pack!!
- 980
- 01:04:30,475 --> 01:04:33,567
- They're gonna get us!
- They're gonna get us!
- 981
- 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,662
- Run!
- 982
- 01:04:46,570 --> 01:04:47,829
- Oh no…
- 983
- 01:04:47,854 --> 01:04:50,417
- Oh no?
- What does that mean?
- 984
- 01:04:50,442 --> 01:04:53,550
- ARE WE GONNA DIE??
- ARE WE GONNA DIE??
- 985
- 01:04:53,575 --> 01:04:55,465
- WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
- 986
- 01:05:04,853 --> 01:05:06,072
- What?
- 987
- 01:05:07,559 --> 01:05:09,782
- Hey, guys.
- Hold on!
- 988
- 01:05:09,807 --> 01:05:11,714
- Lucy!
- 989
- 01:05:18,414 --> 01:05:21,191
- Thank you for saving us!
- Woo!
- 990
- 01:05:21,216 --> 01:05:23,733
- “Look! We got the diamond!
- And we're going to...
- 991
- 01:05:23,758 --> 01:05:27,475
- Take it to the AVL
- and get our jobs back!
- 992
- 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:28,278
- Wait!
- 993
- 01:05:28,303 --> 01:05:29,896
- What?
- That's amazing!
- 994
- 01:05:29,921 --> 01:05:33,106
- And the best part is
- you are never ever
- 995
- 01:05:33,131 --> 01:05:37,009
- go behind my back ever again!
- 996
- 01:05:37,034 --> 01:05:40,032
- - Right, honeybear?
- - Yup! Yup! Right.
- 997
- 01:05:40,057 --> 01:05:41,777
- Lesson learned.
- 998
- 01:05:54,850 --> 01:05:57,363
- I'll get the girls and start packing
- and tell them the good news!
- 999
- 01:05:57,387 --> 01:05:59,576
- Ah, we're getting
- our jobs back, yeah!
- 1000
- 01:05:59,601 --> 01:06:02,078
- Yes. Yes.
- Go tell the girls.
- 1001
- 01:06:03,199 --> 01:06:03,941
- Dru.
- 1002
- 01:06:03,966 --> 01:06:07,055
- No. No way!
- We can't give the diamond back!
- 1003
- 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:09,589
- - I have to.
- - No, you don't!
- 1004
- 01:06:09,614 --> 01:06:11,625
- - Yes, I do.
- - Give it.
- 1005
- 01:06:11,650 --> 01:06:13,023
- - No!
- - Give it!
- 1006
- 01:06:13,048 --> 01:06:14,940
- Ow!
- What is wrong with you?
- 1007
- 01:06:14,965 --> 01:06:16,267
- What is wrong with you?
- 1008
- 01:06:16,292 --> 01:06:17,228
- You kicked me!
- 1009
- 01:06:17,253 --> 01:06:18,669
- You-You lied to me.
- 1010
- 01:06:18,694 --> 01:06:20,632
- Hey.
- I would have told you the truth.
- 1011
- 01:06:20,657 --> 01:06:23,579
- But you're too much
- of a wimp to handle it.
- 1012
- 01:06:23,604 --> 01:06:25,094
- That's it, I'm out of here.
- 1013
- 01:06:25,119 --> 01:06:28,110
- You have no right to take that,
- we stole it together.
- 1014
- 01:06:28,135 --> 01:06:29,727
- Together?
- 1015
- 01:06:30,137 --> 01:06:31,454
- You got to be kidding me.
- 1016
- 01:06:31,479 --> 01:06:33,697
- You did nothing but
- screwed up the whole time.
- 1017
- 01:06:33,722 --> 01:06:35,457
- I got this in spite of you.
- 1018
- 01:06:35,482 --> 01:06:38,471
- Oh, yeah?
- Well, at least I didn't get fired
- 1019
- 01:06:38,496 --> 01:06:40,858
- from my job like a total loser.
- 1020
- 01:06:40,883 --> 01:06:42,568
- At least I had a job.
- 1021
- 01:06:42,593 --> 01:06:44,665
- What have you accomplished
- that was so great?
- 1022
- 01:06:44,690 --> 01:06:47,870
- I'll tell you what:
- Nothing!
- 1023
- 01:06:48,092 --> 01:06:51,653
- No wonder Dad thought
- you were such a failure.
- 1024
- 01:06:53,415 --> 01:06:55,336
- We're no longer brothers!
- 1025
- 01:06:55,361 --> 01:06:57,229
- That's fine with me!
- 1026
- 01:07:39,623 --> 01:07:43,368
- Gru!
- I found a unicorn!
- 1027
- 01:07:45,225 --> 01:07:47,381
- My life is complete!
- 1028
- 01:07:49,714 --> 01:07:54,370
- Honey, that's...
- that's not actually a unicorn.
- 1029
- 01:07:54,395 --> 01:07:55,606
- Huh?
- 1030
- 01:07:56,045 --> 01:07:59,696
- But-But he has one horn.
- 1031
- 01:07:59,830 --> 01:08:02,899
- I'm-I'm sorry, sweetie,
- but...
- 1032
- 01:08:02,924 --> 01:08:05,738
- he's just a goat.
- 1033
- 01:08:05,763 --> 01:08:08,878
- Life is just like that sometimes.
- 1034
- 01:08:08,903 --> 01:08:11,335
- We're hoping for a unicorn
- 1035
- 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:13,622
- and we get a goat.
- 1036
- 01:08:15,434 --> 01:08:17,568
- Well, you know what?
- 1037
- 01:08:17,593 --> 01:08:21,683
- Lucky is the best goat
- in the whole wide world!
- 1038
- 01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:26,021
- Look at that face!
- I just want to squeeze it.
- 1039
- 01:08:30,335 --> 01:08:32,020
- I'll take this.
- 1040
- 01:08:32,045 --> 01:08:35,140
- You've been a bad boy, Gru.
- 1041
- 01:08:35,165 --> 01:08:37,180
- Can you get the rest
- of the suitcases?
- 1042
- 01:08:37,205 --> 01:08:39,012
- Come on, girls, let's go!
- 1043
- 01:08:39,037 --> 01:08:43,139
- Let's get physical, physical!
- 1044
- 01:08:49,755 --> 01:08:51,851
- Change of plan, girls.
- 1045
- 01:08:51,876 --> 01:08:54,036
- Instead of going home...
- 1046
- 01:08:54,061 --> 01:08:56,232
- Eyebrows.
- Ow!
- 1047
- 01:08:56,364 --> 01:08:59,573
- We're going to Hollywood!
- 1048
- 01:09:00,656 --> 01:09:03,678
- Now that's what I call acting.
- 1049
- 01:09:04,249 --> 01:09:07,973
- Let's go, Clive.
- We've got a giant robot waiting.
- 1050
- 01:09:10,824 --> 01:09:11,956
- Huh?
- 1051
- 01:09:12,812 --> 01:09:15,087
- Huh?
- Lucy?
- 1052
- 01:09:16,418 --> 01:09:18,142
- Bratt, he took the girls!
- 1053
- 01:09:18,167 --> 01:09:20,630
- What?
- No!
- 1054
- 01:09:22,919 --> 01:09:24,850
- Dru!
- Dru!
- 1055
- 01:09:24,864 --> 01:09:27,586
- Go away.
- I don't want to talk to you.
- 1056
- 01:09:27,611 --> 01:09:30,237
- Bratt has the girls!
- 1057
- 01:09:37,321 --> 01:09:39,292
- Listen, brother.
- What...
- 1058
- 01:09:39,332 --> 01:09:41,589
- - About what I said.
- - No, I'm the one...
- 1059
- 01:09:41,614 --> 01:09:43,379
- But I shouldn't have...
- 1060
- 01:09:43,404 --> 01:09:45,689
- I'm-I'm sorry.
- 1061
- 01:09:46,630 --> 01:09:49,065
- I'm so sorry, Gru.
- 1062
- 01:09:49,090 --> 01:09:50,933
- Awww.
- 1063
- 01:09:51,282 --> 01:09:52,946
- Oh, look out!
- 1064
- 01:09:52,971 --> 01:09:54,568
- What is that?
- 1065
- 01:09:54,877 --> 01:09:57,272
- Hey. Hey!
- Infront!
- 1066
- 01:09:58,329 --> 01:10:00,122
- Caramba!
- Caramba!
- 1067
- 01:10:00,147 --> 01:10:02,803
- CARAMBAAAAA!
- 1068
- 01:10:02,828 --> 01:10:04,016
- Mel?
- 1069
- 01:10:04,041 --> 01:10:05,780
- Huh?
- Gru?
- 1070
- 01:10:07,132 --> 01:10:09,681
- Got to turn this thing around...
- 1071
- 01:10:10,311 --> 01:10:11,390
- Gru!
- 1072
- 01:10:11,415 --> 01:10:15,939
- Wait up!
- GRUUUUU...
- 1073
- 01:10:39,818 --> 01:10:43,252
- Hello, Hollywood!
- 1074
- 01:10:43,277 --> 01:10:46,512
- I'm back and bigger than ever.
- 1075
- 01:10:48,021 --> 01:10:49,570
- I'm scared!
- 1076
- 01:10:49,595 --> 01:10:52,327
- Thank you.
- Thank you so...
- 1077
- 01:10:57,877 --> 01:11:01,307
- You can't leave me here!
- I'm famous!
- 1078
- 01:11:01,844 --> 01:11:04,547
- Clive, arm the cannons.
- 1079
- 01:11:06,644 --> 01:11:09,339
- Chew on this!
- 1080
- 01:11:25,815 --> 01:11:28,453
- Hey, mullet-head.
- Let us out!
- 1081
- 01:11:28,478 --> 01:11:30,477
- Oh, don't worry, girls.
- 1082
- 01:11:30,502 --> 01:11:34,071
- I've prepared
- a front row seat for you.
- 1083
- 01:11:49,811 --> 01:11:51,924
- - Waaah!
- - Agnes!
- 1084
- 01:11:52,983 --> 01:11:56,636
- Once again, I win and Gru loses.
- 1085
- 01:11:56,661 --> 01:11:59,094
- Enjoy the show, girls.
- 1086
- 01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:08,080
- - What in the heck?
- - Oh!
- 1087
- 01:12:08,105 --> 01:12:09,946
- I hope the girls are okay.
- 1088
- 01:12:09,971 --> 01:12:10,986
- Bratt!
- Brother!
- 1089
- 01:12:11,011 --> 01:12:13,262
- 9 o'clock.
- No. 3 o'clock.
- 1090
- 01:12:13,287 --> 01:12:14,969
- He's on the left!
- 1091
- 01:12:16,724 --> 01:12:19,088
- Huh, no.
- I've seen this episode.
- 1092
- 01:12:19,113 --> 01:12:20,745
- He's going to bubble gum
- the whole city
- 1093
- 01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:22,894
- and send it up into space.
- 1094
- 01:12:22,919 --> 01:12:24,502
- Hurry!
- 1095
- 01:12:35,094 --> 01:12:37,032
- This is it.
- This is it.
- 1096
- 01:12:37,057 --> 01:12:39,562
- Lights!
- Camera!
- 1097
- 01:12:39,587 --> 01:12:41,390
- LASER!
- 1098
- 01:12:51,348 --> 01:12:53,065
- Yeah.
- 1099
- 01:12:58,978 --> 01:13:00,625
- Look.
- I got the girls.
- 1100
- 01:13:00,650 --> 01:13:01,998
- You two go take care of Bratt.
- 1101
- 01:13:02,023 --> 01:13:04,045
- Wait.
- What are you doing?
- 1102
- 01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:11,525
- Look, you guys.
- It's Lucy.
- 1103
- 01:13:11,550 --> 01:13:13,935
- Lucy, over here.
- Help! Help us!
- 1104
- 01:13:13,967 --> 01:13:15,769
- Mama's coming, girls.
- 1105
- 01:13:15,794 --> 01:13:18,112
- - Lucy!
- - Right here! Lucy!
- 1106
- 01:13:18,241 --> 01:13:19,795
- Look at that laser go.
- 1107
- 01:13:19,820 --> 01:13:22,124
- I love it when a
- plan comes together.
- 1108
- 01:13:22,149 --> 01:13:24,920
- Aaaah!
- It's Gru!
- 1109
- 01:13:26,992 --> 01:13:28,376
- Get ready, Bratt.
- 1110
- 01:13:28,401 --> 01:13:31,716
- You're about to be blasted
- back to the 80s.
- 1111
- 01:13:43,096 --> 01:13:46,230
- Ah ho!
- We got him!
- 1112
- 01:13:54,475 --> 01:13:55,825
- - Oh no.
- - Don't worry.
- 1113
- 01:13:55,850 --> 01:13:57,898
- There's more where that came from.
- 1114
- 01:13:57,923 --> 01:14:00,538
- It'll take more than
- that to stop me.
- 1115
- 01:14:00,563 --> 01:14:03,467
- Bratt pack,
- go get that barf bag.
- 1116
- 01:14:11,259 --> 01:14:13,515
- Oh, incoming!
- 1117
- 01:14:14,501 --> 01:14:15,935
- Ow. Ow. Ow.
- 1118
- 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:17,463
- You, little...
- 1119
- 01:14:24,688 --> 01:14:26,540
- Quick!
- Jump!
- 1120
- 01:14:28,685 --> 01:14:30,063
- Boners!
- 1121
- 01:14:30,083 --> 01:14:32,678
- Did you see that, Clive?
- All gone.
- 1122
- 01:14:32,703 --> 01:14:34,885
- Bye bye, Wonder Twins.
- 1123
- 01:14:53,156 --> 01:14:54,914
- Whoa!
- Ooh la la!
- 1124
- 01:14:54,939 --> 01:14:57,256
- Look are all those giant bubbles!
- 1125
- 01:15:02,837 --> 01:15:04,250
- Help!
- 1126
- 01:15:04,327 --> 01:15:05,430
- Help!
- 1127
- 01:15:05,455 --> 01:15:07,030
- Hang on!
- 1128
- 01:15:14,270 --> 01:15:16,983
- Hang on, girls!
- I got you!
- 1129
- 01:15:17,008 --> 01:15:19,890
- I can't.
- I'm slipping!
- 1130
- 01:15:20,909 --> 01:15:22,807
- No!
- 1131
- 01:15:24,078 --> 01:15:25,408
- Gotcha.
- 1132
- 01:15:27,648 --> 01:15:29,038
- Thank you, Lucy.
- 1133
- 01:15:29,063 --> 01:15:31,569
- Let's go!
- We're not safe yet!
- 1134
- 01:15:34,330 --> 01:15:36,630
- Minions, time to do
- what we do best.
- 1135
- 01:15:36,655 --> 01:15:39,498
- We will cheer for our boss.
- We will fight for our boss.
- 1136
- 01:15:39,523 --> 01:15:41,278
- We'll pop the bubbles!
- 1137
- 01:15:41,303 --> 01:15:42,560
- - Yeah!
- - Yeah!
- 1138
- 01:15:42,585 --> 01:15:44,245
- - Villain!
- - Villain!
- 1139
- 01:15:44,270 --> 01:15:47,761
- You guys too!
- You guys are villains!
- 1140
- 01:16:00,227 --> 01:16:02,443
- Look at what we have here.
- 1141
- 01:16:02,468 --> 01:16:07,090
- Sorry, Gru.
- This is going to be a total burn.
- 1142
- 01:16:11,824 --> 01:16:15,182
- Oh, no. No!
- No, no, no, no...
- 1143
- 01:16:19,042 --> 01:16:22,335
- I've been a bad boy!
- 1144
- 01:16:29,777 --> 01:16:33,731
- Nobody messes with my brother!
- 1145
- 01:16:36,525 --> 01:16:37,603
- Aaaah!
- 1146
- 01:16:37,628 --> 01:16:39,250
- Aaaaahh!
- 1147
- 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:47,054
- What?
- What's happening?
- 1148
- 01:16:59,756 --> 01:17:01,816
- Dru!
- 1149
- 01:17:02,103 --> 01:17:03,999
- Hold on!
- I'm coming!
- 1150
- 01:17:08,155 --> 01:17:10,743
- You've ruined everything.
- 1151
- 01:17:10,768 --> 01:17:13,255
- And now, it's time to die.
- 1152
- 01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:15,971
- Any last words, Gru?
- 1153
- 01:17:16,193 --> 01:17:17,705
- You know what?
- 1154
- 01:17:17,730 --> 01:17:20,449
- I got two words for you.
- 1155
- 01:17:21,005 --> 01:17:22,911
- Dance fight.
- 1156
- 01:17:23,539 --> 01:17:27,262
- Oh, it is alright, Donkey Kong.
- 1157
- 01:17:27,287 --> 01:17:30,427
- I'm going to enjoy this.
- 1158
- 01:17:49,622 --> 01:17:50,929
- Enough!
- 1159
- 01:17:51,318 --> 01:17:52,751
- My turn.
- 1160
- 01:18:12,565 --> 01:18:14,307
- Oh oh.
- 1161
- 01:18:17,321 --> 01:18:19,207
- Game over!
- 1162
- 01:18:21,584 --> 01:18:24,810
- Is this what you're looking for?
- 1163
- 01:18:24,835 --> 01:18:26,226
- No!
- 1164
- 01:18:26,663 --> 01:18:28,598
- Ow! Ow!
- Ow!
- 1165
- 01:18:35,882 --> 01:18:38,206
- No...!
- 1166
- 01:18:41,354 --> 01:18:43,811
- Curse you, Gru!
- 1167
- 01:18:44,258 --> 01:18:46,009
- Curse you.
- 1168
- 01:18:46,034 --> 01:18:48,741
- Bill, over there.
- Robert, work your pick.
- 1169
- 01:18:48,766 --> 01:18:50,536
- Chuck, more bashing.
- 1170
- 01:18:54,710 --> 01:18:56,027
- Dru.
- 1171
- 01:18:56,052 --> 01:18:57,316
- Dru.
- 1172
- 01:19:04,723 --> 01:19:06,942
- Hey, we did it.
- 1173
- 01:19:07,305 --> 01:19:09,805
- Yes, we did, brother.
- 1174
- 01:19:09,830 --> 01:19:12,149
- - Gru!
- - Gru!
- 1175
- 01:19:12,174 --> 01:19:13,676
- Girls!
- 1176
- 01:19:27,034 --> 01:19:28,139
- Gru!
- 1177
- 01:19:28,164 --> 01:19:30,722
- Hey, Mel.
- Welcome back.
- 1178
- 01:19:30,747 --> 01:19:31,501
- Woo-hooooo!
- 1179
- 01:19:31,526 --> 01:19:34,442
- - Yay!
- - Yay!
- 1180
- 01:20:03,741 --> 01:20:05,508
- Love you, Mom.
- 1181
- 01:20:09,932 --> 01:20:13,207
- I'm a Mom.
- I'm a Mom!
- 1182
- 01:20:16,099 --> 01:20:18,306
- Fight!
- Ha ha!
- 1183
- 01:20:23,606 --> 01:20:24,310
- Ha ha ha...
- 1184
- 01:20:24,335 --> 01:20:25,832
- Cheater!
- 1185
- 01:20:25,857 --> 01:20:28,439
- - How do you like this, Cheater?
- - No. No.
- 1186
- 01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:31,553
- Boys.
- Time for bed.
- 1187
- 01:20:31,578 --> 01:20:33,585
- We're back at work
- in the morning.
- 1188
- 01:20:33,761 --> 01:20:36,882
- - I'm coming, sweetie.
- - Hi, Lucy.
- 1189
- 01:20:36,907 --> 01:20:38,623
- See you tomorrow, brother.
- 1190
- 01:20:38,648 --> 01:20:41,904
- Hey, I'm back on the job.
- So no villainy tonight.
- 1191
- 01:20:41,929 --> 01:20:43,101
- Huh, got it?
- 1192
- 01:20:43,126 --> 01:20:46,300
- I make no promises.
- Love you!
- 1193
- 01:20:46,325 --> 01:20:48,255
- Uh-huh, right.
- 1194
- 01:20:48,466 --> 01:20:50,119
- I love you too.
- 1195
- 01:20:50,144 --> 01:20:52,076
- - Awwww.
- - Awwww.
- 1196
- 01:20:52,917 --> 01:20:54,757
- Alright, every...
- Go. Go.
- 1197
- 01:20:54,782 --> 01:20:56,251
- Go to bed.
- 1198
- 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:08,000
- https://t.me/RickyChannel
- 1199
- 01:21:00,459 --> 01:21:02,502
- Hey. Guys.
- Come on.
- 1200
- 01:21:02,527 --> 01:21:04,218
- Shhh.
- Shhhh.
- 1201
- 01:21:19,590 --> 01:21:21,594
- What the heck is happening?
- 1202
- 01:21:21,619 --> 01:21:23,805
- It's coming from outside!
- 1203
- 01:21:24,999 --> 01:21:25,553
- Huh!
- 1204
- 01:21:25,578 --> 01:21:29,019
- Hey, I thought we said
- no more villainy!
- 1205
- 01:21:29,044 --> 01:21:30,348
- Sorry, brother.
- 1206
- 01:21:30,373 --> 01:21:33,524
- - Somebody's got to keep
- the family tradition alive.
- - Yoo-hoo.
- 1207
- 01:21:33,549 --> 01:21:34,594
- Right?
- 1208
- 01:21:34,619 --> 01:21:36,822
- - Yeah!
- - Villain!
- 1209
- 01:21:36,847 --> 01:21:38,806
- - Yeah!
- - Kumbaya!
- 1210
- 01:21:44,395 --> 01:21:46,055
- Let's get him.
- 1211
- 01:21:46,391 --> 01:21:48,756
- Honey, he's my brother.
- 1212
- 01:21:48,781 --> 01:21:51,367
- We'll give him
- a 5 minute head start.
- 1213
- 01:21:56,536 --> 01:22:01,591
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