*	FortuneBall hits Moon's foot. It's die has rolled a new message amidst it's movement. "Wash me."

Moon	The tubby catgirl, hands behind her back, looks around very uncomfortably as the message appeals to some grotesque animal impulse of hers. If cats even lick puke. How should I know! "..mmgh.."

*	FortuneBall remains motionless, the message beckoning her. "Wash me."

*	Sein had very weird smelling puke, it was definitely toxic to most things.

Moon	http://imgur.com/klGPShP new ref pic! minus robo arm! and puke, coincidentally)

Moon	Moon continues to fidget gently, ears wiggling and wide eyes looking around the room.. before she stoops down, picking the ball up..

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Moon	She looks around again.. sniffs at the ball..

Moon	Her mouth opens..

Moon	Moon vomits all over the ball.

FortuneBall	The die rolls. "..."

Moon	"Nnghugh-..! G-.. gnngh-..! Bllurlooo.." she splutters, gagging following the purging of her stomach contents in a single heave. Which was a ridiculous amount. "Wh-.. who threw up their sick-.. all over this toy? A-.. apart from me?"

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FortuneBall	"..."

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*	Moon hesitates.. before shaking the ball, grimacing as she is pebbledashed by her esophageal output.

FortuneBall	"Clean me."

Moon	Moon pushes on! "..will.. okay. Will.. ever I become world's funniest man?"

*	Moon shakes. Grimaces.

FortuneBall	"Answer hazy. Clean me first."

Moon	Moon looks around.. before marching towards the washrooms, shouldering her way in before eying the sink.. and then opting instead for the reliability of the toilet, throwing open the lid.. before, a blank but somehow strangely conflicted and yet also somehow weirdly determined look on her face (all at the same time), she rolls rather than drops the ball from her palms down into the toilet.

Moon	She then turns and marches for the sink, using it to begin washing her hands.

*	FortuneBall is... clean. It supposes.

Moon	And back to the toilet she heads, plunging her hands in to retrieve the ball before giving it a shake. "..will.. ever there be boy borned.. who will swim faster than a shark?" Shake.

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FortuneBall	"Yes."

Moon	Moon looks quietly excited, lips pulled into a tight but optimistic smile. "..d-.. do you believe love ever can even bloom on a battlefield?" Shake. Shake.

FortuneBall	"Several times."

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Moon	Hey, this was fun! "..okay.. okay, brilliant. So.. okay.. okay.. will.. okay, will ever people know how 'in-dangered' of species I am to give me own park to live in for my safety?" Shake-shake-shake.

FortuneBall	"They would rather see you dead."

Spectrax	Not I.

*	Spectrax walks to the bar, doesnt sit. Leans backward on it with his elbows layed down.* "Not I."

*	FortuneBall does not have a voice

*	Intisar is now known as Zi

Moon	"God, I -knew- it. I -knew- it." Moon hisses, going from optimistic to downtrodden in the blink of an eye! "They have said I must have sex with Riley for it. They have said this except newsflash. A flash of news for you: Riley's penis is such, -such- huge. The bobble on its end almost is as big as.. it almost is as big as.. you.." Moon trails off. Just stood there, you know. Alone in the bathroom with the ball. She looks around warily..

Moon	before the ominous sound of a fly being unzipped can be heard..

*	FortuneBall remains motionless in her hand.

Moon	Moon drops her trousers to her knees so her voluminous lower body is merely pantied.. cradles the ball tightly in her hand.. before, moving onto her hands and knees.. she slyly.. slyly.. moves the ball towards her cloth-covered crotch.. bumping it up against there experimentally, lips pursed and eyes narrowed in a look of intense concentration.

FortuneBall	It's single die rolls in a panic. "No. Stop."

Moon	She eventually squishes it between her grand thighs, hand pushing it more thoroughly up against herself as she begins to sort of rock backwards and forwards, facial expression never deviating from that look of intense concentration.

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*	Spectrax looks left and right at the other beings* "That was a terrible action slogan, right? 'Not I.'."

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*	Moon is in the bathroom with the ball right now!

FortuneBall	"Cease. Desist."

*	FortuneBall is waxed and is very slippery; it doesn't help that it was dunked in water.

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Moon	"G-.. get -in-.. get IN." she hisses, despite not thinking to remove her underwear. Or maybe not as some sort of subconscious desire for this awful awful plan to fail. "Mnngh.. mnnghh.. mnnghh.." she does at least get into something of a rhythm, that moist, puked-on, toilet-watered sphere hard to hold without the assistance of her imperious thighs as she attempts to brace herself against the floor.. getting a real humping rhythm going.

Moon	"Mnngh.. wh-.. what is my name!" she awkwardly blurts mid-hump, as if trying to sex talk her way into enjoying this more.

FortuneBall	The pressure exerted from her thighs causes the ball to slip out between her, ricocheting around the walls and promptly hitting her in the back, hard. It then falls to the floor, seemingly motionless.

Moon	"..guhgngh!" she grunts as she belly-flops, getting twatted in the back by the ball which seems enough to ground her for a moment, the weakling groaning softly and trying to reach back to clasp the offended area. She does recover eventually, thick hair about her face as she peels it from the tiles to ask: "..was it good for you?"

FortuneBall	The dice rolls. "I feel nothing."

Moon	it being her face*

Moon	"GOD." she snaps, rolling up onto her backside before hurriedly returning her trousers to her hips. "It's like you are not even a MAN."

*	Spectrax slipped on an eyemask and fell asleep as he was.

Moon	"SOFTBALL."

FortuneBall	The die rolls in response a simple "...", unable to fathom the sheer stupidity of this creature.

Moon	"I just have gave you chance of tasting my BEEHIVE." Or honeypot. Weren't they the same thing? "..my BEEHIVE of VAGINA DELIGHTS and you have not even FEELED it?" Moon snorts. "'Men'."

FortuneBall	It rerolls. "Not mortal."

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Moon	Moon stands up. Seizes the ball. Shakes it around just so, so, so much. Shakes and shakes and shakes and shakes and shakes it. "TELL ME OF MY DESIRE. TELL ME IF I WILL HAVE MY OWN PARK TO PROTECT ME OF EXTINCTION." Because this was one idea she was determined not to give up on just because the day was drawing to a close. Shake shake shake.

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FortuneBall	"Your park is a pipe dream."

Moon	"..I WILL SHOW YOU PIPE NIGHTMARE." Moon -shrieks- at the ball. The ball who so cruelly taunts the life-long dream that she'd had all day. The toilet lid is again thrown open before she attempts to -cram- the ball down it, hand jiggling the flush frantically.

*	FortuneBall does not fit down the toilet hole, and the toilet begins flooding.

Moon	"Shit. ACTUAL SHIT." Moon snaps, still trying the handle because her brain hadn't told her hand to stop yet.. and, predictably, the only thing that ends up getting flushed is her fucking arm. CLLORKGH. "NNGH." Moon hesitates.. tugs. Tugs again. Head half-in the toilet, fat arm stuck up the u-pipe awkwardly. "..."

FortuneBall	"You are not smart."

Moon	A long, long pause. "..is it still a legit thing.. to pray only with one hand?"

FortuneBall	"Yes."

Moon	"ZI! ZI!!"

*	Zi arrives, then. There... in the bathroom. That is flooding. She looks at the water around her claws. "What's up, Moon?"

FortuneBall	It's dice rolls. "Free me."

Moon	"Zi! Thank me you're here! Zi. Okay. Okay. Seriously, okay.. se-.. I d-.. I jus-.." She splutters, head still half-inside the bowl, arm lodged in the toilet up the shoulder, tail lashing about. "..I think.. I am having very bad nightmare right now.. I think that basically is what is happening right now." she says calmly.

*	Zi sighs and goes to work, the dragongirl goddess putting one hand on Moon's shoulder. "All right, Moon. Hold still. Stop fighting, unclenche your muscles." She's patient as ever, but this beats waiting in traffic anyways.

Moon	"..I think our best plan.. will be to just keep flushing lots and lots and lots.. until.. until I just.. pop out of other toilet. Like portals!" Because that was how sewer systems worked. But a distinct measure of comfort was given by Zi's presence alone, her tail not quite as frantic in its expression of displeasure as she feels that familiarly humble hand settling on her shoulder. "..okay.. okay.. okay, Zi. I now am highly, extremely,

Moon	totally calm right now."

Moon	She wasn't entirely, the claustrophobic sensation of having her arm up a toilet an unsettling one.

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*	Zi nods and starts to work. She seems to know the exact correct angles to quickly and smoothly pull the arm out of the toilet. One swift movement after another of divine plumbing, and she has Moon free in under a minute. Wet, maybe bruised, but free. "Don't put your hands in tight places like toilets. And don't try to flush solid objects."

Zi	"I'm sorry I can't stay longer, but I'm waiting in traffic. I'll be back later, Moon. Be good for your goddess, hm?" And her deed done, she's gone.

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*	FortuneBall meanwhile pops out with Moon's arm, and hits the floor again, sopping wet.

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Moon	"Hrrkrfhgh-..!" She grunts her usual grunt, arm retrieved from the toilet. Which was thankfully relatively clean. Wet, obviously, but not nearly as bad as it could have been. The ball is snagged and pulled out with her as, panting and grimacing, she flops down in front of the toilet, staring almost apologetically up at Zi. "Thanks. Mngh-.. thanks. S-.. ss-.. I would not even have pray-.. yes. Yes, Zi. Yes." she grovels but not in a way

Moon	one might a god, rather in the way a person who knew they had just asked their friend to do something unseemly would. Because, more than anything, the dragon goddess was more like a Super Friend than anything else. Which kicked so many asses, honestly. She nods her head deeply to Zi, reaching over to grab the ball if she had not managed to before and cuddling it against her belly possessively. She asks it simply: "..you will like to go

Moon	to have a fun?" Shake-shake.

FortuneBall	"Sure. No sex."

Moon	Moon stands up. Turns to the toilet, ball in hand.

*	Moon grasps it tightly in her messy, toilety, super gross hand..

Moon	Moon then vomits all over the ball.

FortuneBall	"..."

Moon	"GHHGNH-.. G-.. GOD. Z-..! Nnngh-..!" The ball is finally dropped on the floor before, wiping at her mouth with the back of her non-gross hand, she storms out.

*	FortuneBall rolls dice. "I hate everything."

Moon	Maybe she really was an endangered species after all? Endangered by HERSELF. Never the less, Moon opts to make herself scarce, wiping her hand onnnnn.. a pancake at the buffet table before disappearing upstairs, already back on the mobile phone. "I nearly have died again. Nearly I have became extinct. Give me park NOW. Give me park or I will REC you."

*	FortuneBall rolls out of the stall from underneath, and rocks a bit back and forth and starts jumping, making a bigger and bigger bounce until it reaches the sink, flopping in.

*	FortuneBall bounces again and hits the hot water tap to bathe itself in burning hot water as it lets itself gently drift to the center where the hole is, plugging it up and letting the water flood all around it.