(10:06:25 AM) ***strikingBelladonna began espering ravishingRover
(10:06:50 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well hello there, Winona, my dearest friend, my closest confidant, sweetest of sisters.
(10:07:09 AM) strikingBelladonna: Etc. Etc.
(10:07:17 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| oh great, it's you.
(10:07:49 AM) strikingBelladonna: The joy in your text is so palpable, I'm almost drowning in it.
(10:07:58 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| no this is good, i haven't had a headache since the last time we spoke.
(10:08:32 AM) strikingBelladonna: Ah, I'm so pleased to know I preserve your poor brain from pain, we wouldn't wish to strain the little thing.
(10:09:24 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| oh no. you insulted my pan size, and therefore my intelligence! outrage! laments!
(10:09:57 AM) strikingBelladonna: Yes, cower in fear of my witty barbs, puny mortal!
(10:10:31 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| so is this why you're contacting me, Lex?
(10:11:08 AM) strikingBelladonna: Why would I need a reason to contact you beyond what a joy you are to speak to?
(10:11:37 AM) strikingBelladonna: It's absolutely invigorating to have high quality words with you.
(10:11:47 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| tilt that question on it's ear and tell me what reason you would have to contact me in the first place.
(10:12:06 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| did you try your apology act on Hark?
(10:12:22 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh, has he not told you yet how that little chat went?
(10:12:45 AM) strikingBelladonna: I would have thought you two shared eeeeevvvverything together.
(10:12:51 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| i wouldn't blame him for sparing me the details.
(10:13:06 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| not like either of us enjoy you as a topic of discussion.
(10:13:14 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| we like having fun, you see.
(10:13:26 AM) strikingBelladonna: Do you now? That hardly seems to be true at all.
(10:14:04 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| that's true, i keep sending more words in your direction, don't i?
(10:14:08 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you caught me.
(10:14:16 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| i secretly enjoy pain.
(10:14:23 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, that was but one of the pieces of evidence I was going to use.
(10:14:30 AM) strikingBelladonna: But it's lovely to know you secretly enjoy me.
(10:14:55 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| ...alright fine, that was good and i can respect that one,
(10:15:35 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| go on, what'd you want to talk about?
(10:15:35 AM) strikingBelladonna: You see, this is why you're wonderful, there's a certain capacity for recognizing what is occurring you have, that most are quite lacking.
(10:16:09 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you want to talk about me? interesting.
(10:16:40 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, I suppose I could tell you how my apology to Harken went, if you'd prefer to hear how I fell to my knees, and begged him to take me back, only to be spurned by my darling.
(10:17:31 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| alright first thing: he ain't your darling anymore. not really.
(10:17:54 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh dear, and here I was just complimenting your perceptiveness.
(10:17:57 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| and second thing: i'm willing to bet he didn't spurn you.
(10:18:06 AM) strikingBelladonna: Ah, there it is.
(10:18:38 AM) strikingBelladonna: But is there a third thing? One more flaw in my statement?
(10:18:43 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you wouldn't brag about it, and when he calls shit off he's not quiet about it.
(10:19:20 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| if you want a third thing, he's been too damn delirious the last day or so to really make with the hellfire and brimstone routine.
(10:19:51 AM) strikingBelladonna: Bravo! Bravo, Ms. Holmes! You've solved the case!
(10:21:07 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| gotta be honest, the praise is starting to chafe, coming from you and all.
(10:21:27 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, with the exception of the fact that I did not beg for him to take me back either, but you assumed I knew you knew that didn't happen, didn't you?
(10:23:21 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you know what they say about assumptions, Lexi.
(10:24:27 AM) strikingBelladonna: I do, but somehow, I don't believe either of us would feel that would be a great change for the other to undergo.
(10:25:43 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| hm. are you actually going to regale me with the tale of what happened or not?
(10:26:27 AM) strikingBelladonna: Of course, I'd never keep a fine lady like yourself waiting.
(10:26:51 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| fair warning, i can always fact check your claims if i get the feeling there are too many holes in your story to hold water.
(10:27:00 AM) strikingBelladonna: I apologized, and he accepted, and then he changed his handle to "grumpyPuppy" and I told him to go to bed.
(10:27:22 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| the grumpy puppy thing again?
(10:27:36 AM) strikingBelladonna: It's adorable, really.
(10:27:37 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| jeez Hark.
(10:28:27 AM) strikingBelladonna: Does he do it often for you? Is that what you call him as you rub his belly late into the night?
(10:29:16 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| he pulled that trick out with Vera first. sorry if that makes you feel a little less special.
(10:30:12 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh, it does, ever so much so. I'm crying tears made from the snowflakes I once thought I was to him.
(10:30:45 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| icy tears. how poetic.
(10:31:13 AM) strikingBelladonna: I do try to inject a little bit of poetry into my words, thank you for noticing.
(10:32:26 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| he wasn't exactly with it last night. and apparently he didn't sleep, though i can hardly blame him.
(10:33:10 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you caught him in a mood where romantic subplots didn't rank highly on his 'shits to give' list. lucky.
(10:33:34 AM) strikingBelladonna: Yes, I cruelly took advantage of his vulnerabilities once again, you've caught me.
(10:34:03 AM) strikingBelladonna: The moment I sensed weakness, I pounced upon him, like a sexy catgirl.
(10:34:05 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| boy do i love the taste of words in my mouth, Lex, how did you know?
(10:34:58 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| wait. hold up.
(10:35:16 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| so in this analogy.. the sexy catgirl jumped the grumpy puppy?
(10:35:46 AM) strikingBelladonna: Yes, and then had her way with him in his weakened state.
(10:35:55 AM) Harken [[email protected]] entered the room.
(10:36:44 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| and then she went to fish for some indignation over what she'd done.
(10:37:26 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| well here it is: yeah, that was probably fairly wrong and you're a terrible person.
(10:37:45 AM) strikingBelladonna: So, you'll be my delectable fishgirl, Winona?
(10:38:01 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| my blood ain't quite that rich Lex.
(10:38:48 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh, nonsense, we can dress you all up, put cute little fins on you, and then I'll get down to eating you all up.
(10:39:13 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| i'd rather not be the bottom rung in the metaphorical food chain here.
(10:39:51 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| and frankly violet would look awful on me.
(10:39:54 AM) strikingBelladonna: Aw, well that's hardly any fun. What if the fish was too big for the kitty? I won't say no to a little reversal.
(10:40:48 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| holy hell, you're getting to sounding desperate here Cully.
(10:41:29 AM) strikingBelladonna: What can I say? Without my beau, I am lost and adrift in a sea of loneliness.
(10:43:02 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| so lonely you're looking for a black rebound?
(10:43:43 AM) strikingBelladonna: I wouldn't know. Your romance is so strange and confusing to me.
(10:44:05 AM) strikingBelladonna: I might mistake this for something a little... red.
(10:44:43 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| do you smell that? smells like behemoth shit. fancy that/
(10:45:52 AM) strikingBelladonna: Me? Why I never?
(10:45:56 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you haven't changed or learned a damn thing.
(10:46:31 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| but then i never let myself believe you had. good move, me.
(10:46:38 AM) strikingBelladonna: To think you'd say such cruelty to me... Truly, I'm wounded, I'll have you know I've learned a great deal.
(10:47:00 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you learned a fair deal about Troll romance.
(10:47:19 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh, but not nearly as much as I'd like to know about it.
(10:47:21 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| missing the broader strokes sure, but you sure as hell got some of the details down pat.
(10:47:54 AM) strikingBelladonna: I need someone well versed to show me the little intricacies.
(10:48:36 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| ha. i may be that someone. but you're not that girl, Lex.
(10:49:10 AM) strikingBelladonna: I'd be quite surprised if you knew anything about the kind of girl I am.
(10:49:29 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| hard to know when you hide it.
(10:49:37 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| though that alone says enough.
(10:49:51 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| that, and the little issue of space.
(10:49:59 AM) strikingBelladonna: What, my fondness for a little feminine mystique?
(10:50:00 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| i don't do long distance well, darling.
(10:50:26 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh thank goodness, someone with a little sense regarding this whole mess.
(10:50:34 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you can't beat physical chemistry.
(10:51:01 AM) strikingBelladonna: Exactly, a woman has needs, needs that can't be fulfilled by someone god only knows how far across the universe.
(10:51:36 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| find a way to get your happy Human ass over here and i will show you what pain is, Lexi. but you'll never manage it.
(10:52:11 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh my, are you genuinely offering a personal tutorial on the finer points of black romance?
(10:53:02 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| if i gave you an answer, would you believe it?
(10:53:30 AM) strikingBelladonna: Touche.
(10:54:09 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, this has been quite the delightful conversation, but I think you've helped relieve me enough for this evening.
(10:54:30 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| and there it is. she admits it!
(10:55:05 AM) strikingBelladonna: Did you see through me?!
(10:55:49 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| see through what, exactly? you've been looking to goad me the entire time you've been here.
(10:56:13 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you weren't exactly subtle.
(10:56:25 AM) strikingBelladonna: I'm never subtle, Winona.
(10:56:46 AM) strikingBelladonna: Really, it always just shocks me when people fail to see through it all.
(10:57:15 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you're just not going to stop then, are you?
(10:57:31 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| really, the irony of this situation is not lost on me.
(10:57:36 AM) strikingBelladonna: Why, I don't think I know quite what you mean?
(10:57:45 AM) strikingBelladonna: Whatever am I not going to stop?
(10:58:00 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you're doing what he did, albeit with the quadrants flipped.
(10:58:34 AM) strikingBelladonna: Ohhh, you tease!
(10:59:08 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| wow, you really do think i'm stupid.
(10:59:26 AM) strikingBelladonna: Now that's just not true!
(10:59:32 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| or you enjoy the challenge, fine.
(11:00:59 AM) strikingBelladonna: This is quite the buildup, don't take me to the edge just to leave me hanging.
(11:01:21 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you really need it spelled out for you?
(11:01:45 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh, do it, please, I can't take waiting any longer!
(11:02:28 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you're attempting to court me into a black romance. rich, considering your stance on distance and fucking with people that are strangers to you.
(11:03:09 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| or hell, maybe that's fitting. you'd make a better kismesis than a matesprit, i'll give you that.
(11:04:02 AM) strikingBelladonna: Give me a moment, there's something I must check quickly.
(11:04:24 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| don't have all night.
(11:04:50 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| there are ladies far more worthy of my attention. ones close enough to have.
(11:06:29 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh, a host of other black suitors await you in the other room, I expect?
(11:06:47 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| not black.
(11:07:07 AM) abrasiveCaliginist left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client).
(11:07:13 AM) strikingBelladonna: Interesting, then you and Harken did not pan out, and he is free for me to sink my clutches into once more?
(11:07:52 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| hah. he's wise to your game now Lex.
(11:08:21 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| free has nothing to do with it.
(11:08:35 AM) strikingBelladonna: I defer to your judgement.
(11:08:38 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| though honestly i'd say we panned out just fine.
(11:09:24 AM) strikingBelladonna: Really? Well now, that is quite the juicy detail.
(11:10:07 AM) strikingBelladonna: I had no idea you were such a hypocrite, Winona.
(11:10:28 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| only juicy to you, from where i'm standing. and by virtue of you knowing jack all about what you're talking about.
(11:11:19 AM) strikingBelladonna: This from someone who was just expounding on my knowledge of troll relationships.
(11:12:07 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| i'd explain it to you, but it might hurt your little puzzle sponge.
(11:12:47 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| wouldn't want you to strain it.
(11:13:00 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh, stooping down to insulting the size of my pan, Winona? I'd do the same, but from the sound of it, yours is quite large enough to fit Harken and Innana simultaneously.
(11:13:37 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| scroll up, that was a callback.
(11:14:10 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you've got kismessitude down pat, but that's one of four quadrants you know.
(11:14:56 AM) strikingBelladonna: Winona, you're coming dangerously close to convincing me that you and Harken actually did pan out.
(11:15:16 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| what's the danger in that?
(11:15:36 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| do i rile your core of jealousy?
(11:15:56 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, I'm quite aware that trolls are familiar with the concept of monogamy, especially Harken, given our past conversations.
(11:16:30 AM) strikingBelladonna: And it seems to me, that you'd be rather lacking in fulfilling that concept, if you were to be being honest with me.
(11:17:13 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| are you trying to advise me on my romantic entanglements, Lex?
(11:17:35 AM) strikingBelladonna: I would never dream of it, I am merely pointing out a rather glaring flaw in them.
(11:17:39 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| that WOULD be overstepping the bounds of monogamy, in a fashion.
(11:18:06 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh? Would that mean that I am one of these entanglements?
(11:18:26 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you're angling awful hard to be one.
(11:19:24 AM) strikingBelladonna: And what makes you so certain that's not just another ploy in my games?
(11:19:47 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you think i wasn't already assuming that?
(11:20:20 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, we know what they say about assumptions, don't we?
(11:20:24 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| still, you're out of your depth here Cully. it's not all the same.
(11:20:56 AM) strikingBelladonna: Should I ask Innana for advice then?
(11:21:16 AM) strikingBelladonna: She could have an interesting perspective to offer on the situation.
(11:22:10 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| ...you're attempting blackmail?
(11:22:20 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| with information you don't know you even have.
(11:23:17 AM) strikingBelladonna: I'm not attempting blackmail, nor am I claiming any information, I'm simply saying, if you and Harken had panned out, Innana might be an excellent person to explain to me what particular facet of red troll romance allows such a thing.
(11:24:17 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| wow you have no idea what you're messing with.
(11:24:51 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| fine. you want to try and expose me having a palemate? go for it, Lex.
(11:25:02 AM) strikingBelladonna: I only have what you've told me, Winona.
(11:25:14 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| which isn't enough.
(11:25:36 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| but you can make it enough to suit your needs.
(11:25:52 AM) strikingBelladonna: You'll recall a specific conversation we had, where you informed me you would be acting as an obstacle were I to pursue Harken's red quadrant.
(11:26:17 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| i recall it. i've made it a goal of mine.
(11:27:04 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, you can see how that, in conjunction with this conversation is rather damning evidence, were you to be telling the truth regarding you and Harken panning out.
(11:27:28 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| oh i'd say we panned out rather nicely, yes.
(11:28:05 AM) strikingBelladonna: My dear, are you trying to call my bluff?
(11:28:21 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| hey, you want an encore of what happened last time?
(11:28:26 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| by my guest, Lexi.
(11:28:41 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| destroy what little of your reputation there is remaining.
(11:29:19 AM) strikingBelladonna: And here I was, hoping we could part this little chat on amicable terms.
(11:29:31 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| there was your first mistake of many.
(11:30:04 AM) strikingBelladonna: Really, you're boxing me in here, are you quite certain this is the route you'd like to take?
(11:30:20 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| what? boxing YOU in? never!
(11:30:43 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| when i am trapped so firmly in this web of lies i have spun, how can i do any boxing whatsoever?
(11:31:45 AM) strikingBelladonna: Hm, I concede.
(11:32:48 AM) strikingBelladonna: It's a clever plan, very well done, now would you be a dear and explain which quadrant you and Harken are in?
(11:33:02 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| what?
(11:33:07 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| but don't you know?
(11:33:17 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| we panned out, you said as much yourself!
(11:33:43 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| were you not the expert at alien quadrants?
(11:34:20 AM) strikingBelladonna: Yes, and I'm also a master manipulatrix, and a cold hearted bitch.
(11:34:29 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| also a demon.
(11:34:38 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| lets not forget that, it suits you.
(11:34:46 AM) strikingBelladonna: Oh no, I play with demons, they're quite fun.
(11:34:57 AM) strikingBelladonna: I particularly enjoyed a certain devil of the wastes.
(11:35:32 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| ...could you keep a straight face typing that? i'm just curious.
(11:35:54 AM) strikingBelladonna: Would you dare imply I've ever had a straight face while typing any of you?
(11:36:45 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| i suppose i could always check. Hark's out cold, he wouldn't notice me borrowing his nifty little husktop.
(11:37:22 AM) strikingBelladonna: Ah, planning on using his peephole, how dignified.
(11:37:39 AM) strikingBelladonna: Do let me know before you turn it on, I would hope to make myself presentable.
(11:37:48 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| then you are aware of it. good to know.
(11:38:23 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, it's rather difficult to not be aware of it when it was one of the first things he mentioned.
(11:38:42 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| ...Devil of the wastes my freckled ass.
(11:39:01 AM) strikingBelladonna: "Well hello there, Ms. Alien. I'm a space outlaw, and I find you oddly... fetching."
(11:39:20 AM) strikingBelladonna: I was swept immediately off my feet.
(11:39:24 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| for once, i don't have to question something you said.
(11:39:31 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| because i'll buy that.
(11:39:57 AM) strikingBelladonna: There's a surprising amount I say which people should buy, but do not.
(11:40:39 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| could is different from should, Lex. when you bury the truth in lies, the smart caegar is with the one who questions it all.
(11:41:18 AM) strikingBelladonna: Of course, still, it would be nice if people didn't consistently only buy lies.
(11:41:37 AM) strikingBelladonna: I do speak the truth occasionally, sometimes for entire conversations!
(11:43:10 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you do. but you aren't looking for your truths to be taken as such. otherwise you wouldn't need to dress them up.
(11:43:49 AM) strikingBelladonna: Perhaps I just want them to look pretty?
(11:44:31 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| the truth looks it's best with a fresh, plain face.
(11:44:55 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| window garnishing only distracts from it.
(11:45:27 AM) strikingBelladonna: The truth can be ugly, though, and that's when you need distractions.
(11:45:54 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| so you're an ugly truth?
(11:46:20 AM) strikingBelladonna: I imagine you've already decided what my truth looks like.
(11:46:47 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| that was derived entirely from your logic, Lex.
(11:47:25 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| but yeah, what i've seen hasn't been all that pretty.
(11:48:02 AM) strikingBelladonna: Maybe I should show it to you bare, some time?
(11:48:14 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| again with the courting?
(11:48:28 AM) strikingBelladonna: Is it courting, or a genuine offer?
(11:48:38 AM) strikingBelladonna: Or better yet, what if it's both?
(11:49:09 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| they really should be both, not separate things.
(11:49:28 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| but the truth hasn't changed.
(11:49:38 AM) strikingBelladonna: Are you so sure?
(11:50:05 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| unless you are about to reveal that you are on a ship set for Alternia, i am pretty sure.
(11:50:42 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, there's always sexting, should we ever get desperate enough for that route.
(11:50:55 AM) strikingBelladonna: Is it still sexting for black relationships?
(11:51:01 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you're already that desperate.
(11:51:18 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| and yes. it is. but no, it won't happen.
(11:51:36 AM) strikingBelladonna: Alas, you continue to be no fun, despite being the most fun.
(11:51:52 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| you oughta see me in person.
(11:51:58 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| oh wait! you can't.
(11:52:33 AM) strikingBelladonna: Would you like to send me a picture, or continue the teasing?
(11:52:55 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| i'd like you to get off my spade, thanks.
(11:53:20 AM) strikingBelladonna: Ah, I completely forgot to mention what I was checking earlier, how silly of me!
(11:54:14 AM) strikingBelladonna: I had to check how Harken defined a black relationship, would you believe this has all been on accident?
(11:54:53 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| i have a hard time believing you, didn't we establish that already?
(11:55:09 AM) strikingBelladonna: Ah, fair enough.
(11:55:29 AM) strikingBelladonna: Well, I'll tell you something genuine, I wonder if you'll believe me.
(11:56:08 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| shoot.
(11:56:40 AM) strikingBelladonna: I just came from having to turn down poor Luna, because my love life is a mess, and I was busy trying to blow up a piece of wood by channeling electricity into it, when I realized, I needed someone who could punch back to play with, so I came to talk to you, and that's why we're having this conversation.
(11:57:18 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| ..electricity into wood? so you're an idiot.
(11:57:40 AM) strikingBelladonna: So you do believe me?
(11:58:21 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| hm. i believe you wanted a punching bag, as that was obvious. or to be one. the reasons are fairly unimportant.
(11:59:28 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| that you came to me is the part that's telling.
(11:59:45 AM) strikingBelladonna: I told you, you're the only fun one.
(11:59:57 AM) ravishingRover: ☆|| now there's a lie.
(12:00:08 PM) ravishingRover: ☆|| if they weren't fun, you'd stop talking to them.
(12:00:19 PM) strikingBelladonna: True enough, you're the only one who's really fun in this way.
(12:01:00 PM) ravishingRover: ☆|| i'll say it again, you'd make a good kismesis to somebody.
(12:01:25 PM) ravishingRover: ☆|| but that someone ain't me.
(12:01:31 PM) strikingBelladonna: D'aw shucks,  guess I'd better start working on that spaceship then.
(12:02:11 PM) ravishingRover: ☆|| when you finish it, just remember: pics or it didn't happen.
(12:02:17 PM) strikingBelladonna: I'm gonna prove you wrong when I get to Alternia. You'll be swept off your feet with a book of the blackest poetry, and a box of the darkest chocolates.
(12:02:33 PM) strikingBelladonna: And of course, there will be many pictures, how else could we blackmail each other afterwards?
(12:03:04 PM) ravishingRover: ☆|| shit this is almost sad.
(12:03:43 PM) ravishingRover: ☆|| alright, i need to bow out of this mess.
(12:04:02 PM) ravishingRover: ☆|| i'm running out of ways to say 'hell no'.
(12:04:11 PM) ravishingRover: ☆|| ...oh lookit that, found another.
(12:04:26 PM) strikingBelladonna: One day, I'll wear you down, and you'll say yes.
(12:04:41 PM) strikingBelladonna: And then we'll find out how genuine all this was in the first place.
(12:05:13 PM) ravishingRover: ☆|| wear me down? fuck, thanks for confirming there's something wrong with you.
(12:05:24 PM) ravishingRover: ☆|| i was just starting to feel a tiny bit bad.
(12:05:40 PM) strikingBelladonna: Au revoir, Winona, remember not to take anything I say seriously, but that any of it could be genuine.
(12:06:20 PM) ravishingRover: ☆|| later Lex. normally i would reserve the 'go fuck yourself' for fear of leading you on, but in your case it may actually be good advice.
(12:06:29 PM) ***strikingBelladonna has ceased espering ravishingRover