Kid Anon and Fluttermom Part 44

>You walked into the kitchen with a yawn.
>You took a deep breath and clasped your hands "Alright, let's do it!......just need some instructions."
>You started looking for any recipe books or marked recipes that Fluttershy might keep around. All you find is some boxs of hay flavored pancakes.....hay flavored pancakes? that might work, and the instructions are on the back.
>You start on that first, you don't know how it'd taste like for you. But Pancakes are never bad. You pay attention to the instructions carefully as you make each pancake. "hmm..hmm....not too hard..woah woah!"
>You burn one accidently. You take dump it and sigh as the smell fills the air. You hope it wouldn't wake her.
>After finishing up, you had to make food for the animals. Angel was easy, you just put some carrots in a bowl. He always seems content with just that. Next came the birds,squirrels, etc.
>You open the pantry and stare at the stacks of food Fluttershy has inside for the animals. Geez, not even labeled. But, you see what looks like bird seed and acorns and such. You started to reason maybe if you put it in seperate bowls and not add any of the flare Fluttershy puts into the dishes that they'd still eat it. It'd save you time at least, you want to surprise Fluttershy with this.
>Besides, you can't exactly cook anything extravagant anyway.
>Suddenly, you hear a tapping at the window. Darnit! what could that be!? you growl to yourself, whatever it was, you feared it awake your mother.
>You rush over to the window...and there tapping....is the bear. Oh geez, here we go.
>You gulp for a moment, then remember Twilight's words. and take a breath. This shouldn;t be so bad. You walk over to the window and open it, staring at him "hey...what's up?"
>The bear makes small whining noises at you, he looks upset about something.

>"you're hungry? is that it?" you found this remarkable, you were able to talk to him without flinching. a big change from previous encounters.
>The bear shakes his head, still whimpering.
>"o-oh...hmmm.." Well if he isn't hungry...you wondered..oh right "Are you here to see mom?"
>the bear nodded, still whining. He looked so upset. What was he sad about?
>you rubbed the back of your head. "eheh. she's sort of asleep..but" now was your chance...your chance to pull your own Fluttershy. "...maybe I can help?"
>The bear only whimpered and whined as he stared at you for just a moment, it seemed like he was considering it....maybe Twilight was right that you hurt his feelings before...but then, he showed you his paw. At first you were confused...until you saw a thorn in his paw. "oh geez...that looks pretty bad..."
>The bear nodded, he just wanted relief from his pain.
>You thought about how to do this. how to pull it out...until you realized you had hands. silly you, being around so many ponies makes you forget sometimes. you grab the thorn gently "Don't make any sudden moves ok? It should be alright" you assumed this, you had fingers. So you thought you could firmly grasp it and pull with ease without hurting him too bad....you just hope he didn't flinch and slice your head off or something.
>You pull it out with ease. and look at it. "wow...that was WOAHHH!"
>suddenly the bear grabbed you and hugged you tightly, you nearly couldn't breath "Mr.bak..mr.be..eaks...soi..i.." you were turning blue
>what an affectionate bear, he was about to kill you with his thanks.
>but no, he lessens his grip and puts you down. welp, now you were outside. at least it was a nice day.
>you take deep breaths. That was scary, but you were intact. thank goodness.
>You look at the bear and chuckle "I guess were friends now right? Mr. Bear?...oygh..." yup..too much pressure.

>your body was still too frail for that kind of thing. You wondered how Fluttershy could survive a for real bear hug.
>The bear gave you a wide, toothy, almost scary smile. And yet, it didn't scare you. You knew he was a friendly bear at this point. you chuckled "haha, never been friends with a bear before...but..how'd you get that thorn?"
>the bear started making grunts, growls, and groans at you as if he was talking. making actions and motions.
>you just stared
>nope
>you didn't understand what the heck he was saying...you just rolled with it.
>"hmm..I see...yup..I think I know the problem..you just...gotta not do...what you did...to get that thorn. umm...got it?" you said
>the bear nodded and even saluted...at least he could understand you.
>but you didn't need his attention at the moment. You had a surprise to prepare. "Mr.Bear umm.." you didn't know how to address this at first, then it hit you "you wanna come to see mom later? Like I said, she's sorta sleeping. You don't wanna wake her do you?"
>the bear shook his head, wow...respectful too.
>you nervously laugh "haha, well...umm...hmm..well you can come by later when she's awake. I'm sort of busy making breakfast and all that.."
>The bear moves closer to you, and looks into your eyes as he lets out his wicked breath, it looked like he wanted to know something..but what?
>"umm...hi?" you started to get a little nervous
>Suddenly, he licks you with his large bear tounge. Oh man...oh no..it's sticky and sweet smelling...oh geez..he was eating honey...oh lord.
>when he finishes, your face feels tingly as half your hair is frizzled all over the place. "oh....umm...oh...."
>no idea how to respond to that, so you just, awkwardly thank him.
>the bear leaves. content and happy. and you smile. You made an animal friend out of an animal you originally feared. you put your hand on your cheek.
>then you feel the stickiness...
>"....ugh....I gotta get washed up when I'm done.." you sighed.

>you walk back inside, and towards the window mr.bear had pulled you through for a hug. and close it.
>You go back to making breakfast
>you almost feel like humming, but you didn't want to get too carried away. This was kind of fun.
>You make a few more pancakes, and call it the end. They looked pretty good....and some ok....and a few askewed...yup...quality...
>You get curious as to the taste of hay pancakes. you shrug..pancakes are pancakes..down the hatch.
>your face almost turns green.
>you rush to the sink and spit it out.
>welp...that was gross. Looks like you'd have to make something else for you to eat. More for Fluttershy at least. You wondered is she could handle such a huge stack.
>You felt like cackling. you looked at your boon and felt a deep excitement. Oh man, Fluttershy's amazement and surprise would be legendary!
>...suddenly...there's a knock on the door.
>at first you panic.
>but then you realize "hah..wait..that's probably Aunt Dash. haha, man..won't she be amazed when she sees all this! plus...somepony can eat this other stack...heh.."
>You walk quietly to the door. you are amazed Fluttershy has not awakened yet. Oh well...just as planned.
>You open the door and gleefully state "Good morning Aunt Dash...you're....just...in..ti..."
>that wasn't Rainbow Dash
>that wasn'...was that a pony?
>that was one big white pony....
>with a crown...
>flowing magic like mane...
>you know of this horse...
>you've seen pictures, and been told stories..
>the benevolent
>the loving
>the sister banishing....
>Princess...Celestia
>it seemed like she wanted to greet you
>you slowly close the door before she can however. your heart pounds, you stand there...silent.
>your mouth was silent. but your head was "OH MY CELESTIA!...IT'S CELESTIA! HERE! NOW?!? I-I'M NOT READY?!? HOLY GEEZ! WHAT DO I DO. WHAT DO I SAY?! WHY IS SHE EVEN HERE?!?!...is she here to banish me?"
>you start to shake. You try to get a grip.
>you've heard so much of her.

>wait...and everything you've heard...aside from the banishment thing...did make her sound nice. She did have a good reason to banish her sister..Luna was her name right? Plus...Twilight is a princess too. You had no real reason to fear her....no..that's right...you already met a princess...though...not one so intimidatingly large.
>You puff your chest, and let out a small gasp "Come on Anon...get it together...You got this...You knew she'd be here at some point. She's supposed to be nice...besides. If things do go bad..she's pretty big. Probably slow...you could probably..umm..punch her neck and umm.she'd fall over. yeah, good plan. Awesome plan...ok...relax" you take another breath. "...I wonder how mom is going to react when she wakes up...oy"
>You slowly open the door, but stay silent as you look into her eyes. She looks a little bewildered.
>suddenly, she giggles "Hello, you must be Anon...are you alright?"
>wow, her voice was pleasant and soothing.
>Alright? that's...did you look sick?
>maybe she just didn't understand how a human was supposed to look. "Um..well..yeah, I'm alright..umm..Miss Cel- I MEAN PRINCESS..PRINCESS CELESTIA...ahah.."
>nailed it
>she giggled again "oh..I only ask because your hair. It's very, well, is it supposed to be that way?"
>wow...you expected her to be ore regal sounding in her speech. But she seems like ev...wait..what's wrong with your hair?
>you start to pat your head...you..oh..the bear's tongue got in it. Your hair was a tad goopy and all over the place.
>Fantastic...you give the princess OF FREAKING EQUESTRIA the worst impression on your grooming ever possible. Rarity would be displeased.
>"oh...umm..A bear licked me...eheh.." you felt nervous
>WAIT
>WAIT
>THIS IS A PRINCESS!
>MEANING SHE IS THE LADIEST OF LADIES. ESPECIALLY WITH HOW REGAL SHE LOOKS
>GENTLECOLT POWERS..ACTIVATE
>First, you try slicking your hair back now that you know its frizzled. It actually holds, giving you a slicker appearance. But now your hands are beyond sticky. Though it seems to humor the Princess.

>You clear your throat and step aside and open the door wide. "U-umm, Princess Celestia..would you umm..care to come inside? It must be dreadfully umm...drafty?" Hah, yes! Rarity would be pleased with your "Gentlecolt...men..whatever" speak
>It actually wasn't that cold outside...as in it was actually warm. The word drafty wasn't used properly either. But Celestia figures you are just trying to be polite. She finds it cute and nods and plays along "Why yes, I suppose it's a little drafty standing outside" She turns her heads and nods to a couple of guard ponies. They immediately raise their hooves and salute, and then stand in place, guarding the chariot she must of come down on.
>she walks inside and sniffs "oh? Are those pancakes?"
>you close the door. You expected her to remark on you being a rare..one of a kind..thing. But instead she was asking about your pancakes. That was actually...kind of cool. "Oh yeah..I made some breakfast for mom and me...but heheh..I'm actually not hungry for "hay" pancakes...turns out I don't really like em..would you...umm...want some..Princess Celestia..I mean..umm.. Would you care to partake in the morning breakfast I have prepared for my mother and myself?" you again try to be extra refined and polite.
>She smiles at you and leans in close to you. Making you feel nervous "Anon, you needn't treat me like I'm a princess, I'm merely a guest in your mother's home...but yes..I'd love some pancakes if you don't mind." suddenly she lowered her voice "I wouldn't suppose theres a reason she's still asleep right?"
>wow...Princess Celestia was pretty cool.
>you whisper "oh yeah..this is all supposed to be a surprise. I got everything ready myself Miss Celestia"
>Celestia quickly corrects you "Oh no no, do call me Princess Celestia"
>your eyes widened...you blew it..YOU BLEW IT ALREADY!

>Celestia can see in your eyes the fear of screwing up and she comes up and whispers "...don't take it personally, my guards like to eavesdrop sometimes and get very antsy should they hear anypony "disrespecting" my name...nothing personal"
>oh...that makes sense. "heh, oh... ahh.. umm Princess Celestia..do you want syrup on your pancakes?" You were feeling more and more calm around her. She seemed really relaxed about the whole thing. You had so many questions to ask. But it might be good first to ask them over breakfast. Once you had her situated, you'd wake up Fluttershy....or was that a good idea?...hmmm
>Celestia nooded at you, and then looked over at the table and started to wonder. It was a tad too small for her to sit at.
>You go to the kitchen and wash your hands of the gunk. and then grab a plate of your pancakes and put some syrup on it and bring it to the table. And then you notice her staring. "umm..is there a problem? Princess Celestia?"
>she shakes her head "oh no, not really." suddenly her horn glows as the table slightly raises high enough to reach her pancakes. Which seemed pointless as she also uses her magic to cut slices of pancake and bring it to her mouth. "Just was settling in"
>she smiles as she swallows her first bite "mmm, this is very good Anon. You did a fine job. I'm sure Fluttershy will  be pleasantly surprised....when she wakes up of course."
>still no questions you. You didn't know whether to feel relieved or weirded out. She's acting as if she's known you forever. Still...it was phenomenally pleasant.
>you hadn't a chance to make yourself breakfast, so you quickly go to fetch an apple before joining Princess Celestia at the table. You figured you'd wake up Fluttershy after getting to know Celestia a little better.
>besides, if she wasn't going to ask any questions...now seemed like a good chance to ask some of your own.