bashrc

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# If not running interactively, don't do anything
[ -z "$PS1" ] && return

# set editor
export EDITOR=vim
export VISUAL=vim

# meer settings
export PAGER=less
export BROWSER=firefox
export LC_ALL=en_US.utf8
export OS=$(uname)

# set default shell
export SHELL="$( which bash)"

# set mailadres
export MAIL="[email protected]"

# complete things that have been typed in the wrong case
set completion-ignore-case on

# notify when jobs running in background terminate
set -o notify

# no empty completion (bash>=2.04 only)
shopt -s no_empty_cmd_completion

# (core file size) don't want any coredumps
ulimit -S -c 0

# don't want my shell to warn me of incoming mail
unset MAILCHECK

# set tmpfile
export TMP="${HOME}/tmp"

# set custom ps1
export PS1='\[\033]0;\h:\w\007\]\[\033[01;32m\]\u@\h \[\033[01;34m\]\w \$ \[\033[00m\]'

#
# PATH SETTINGS:
#
PATH='/usr/local/sbin:/usr/local/bin:/sbin:/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/bin'

# mac toepassing
if [ -d /usr/local/MacGPG2/bin ] ; then
  PATH="${PATH}:/usr/local/MacGPG2/bin"
fi

# x11 toolbox
if [ -d  /usr/X11/bin ] ; then
  PATH="${PATH}:/usr/X11/bin"
fi

# scripts
if [ -d "$HOME/scripts" ] ; then
    PATH="$HOME/scripts:$PATH"
fi

# home bin
if [ -d "$HOME/bin" ] ; then
  PATH="${PATH}:$HOME/bin"
fi

# remove duplicate path entries
export PATH=$(echo $PATH | awk -F: '
{ for (i = 1; i <= NF; i++) arr[$i]; }
END { for (i in arr) printf "%s:" , i; printf "\n"; } ')

# autocomplete ssh commands
complete -W "$(echo `cat ~/.bash_history | egrep '^ssh ' | sort | uniq | sed 's/^ssh //'`;)" ssh

# check the window size after each command and, if necessary,
# update the values of LINES and COLUMNS.
shopt -s checkwinsize

# history settings:
shopt -s histappend
PROMPT_COMMAND='history -a'

# don't put duplicate lines in the history.
HISTCONTROL=$HISTCONTROL${HISTCONTROL+,}ignoredups
# ... or force ignoredups and ignorespace
HISTCONTROL=ignoreboth

# Ctrl+D conveniently exits Bash Sometimes too conveniently
export IGNOREEOF=1

# make less more friendly for non-text input files, see lesspipe(1)
[ -x /usr/bin/lesspipe ] && eval "$(SHELL=/bin/sh lesspipe)"

# enable color support of ls and also add handy aliases
if [ -x /usr/bin/dircolors ]; then
    eval "`dircolors -b`"
    alias ls='ls --color=auto'
    alias dir='dir --color=auto'
    alias vdir='vdir --color=auto'

    alias grep='grep --color=auto'
    alias fgrep='fgrep --color=auto'
    alias egrep='egrep --color=auto'
fi

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###    BASH COMPLETION                                                                                ###
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# enable programmable completion features (you don't need to enable
# this, if it's already enabled in /etc/bash.bashrc and /etc/profile
# sources /etc/bash.bashrc).
if [ -f /etc/bash_completion ] && ! shopt -oq posix; then
    . /etc/bash_completion
fi

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###    FUNCTIES                                                                                       ###
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# set custom functions
if [ -f /media/filestore/user/.bash_functions ]; then
    . /media/filestore/user/.bash_functions
fi

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###    ALIASSEN                                                                                       ###
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# set custom aliasses
if [ -f /media/filestore/user/.bash_aliases ]; then
    . /media/filestore/user/.bash_aliases
fi

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###    KEYCHAIN en GPG SETTINGS                                                                       ###
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# tel keymanager his key id
export GPGKEY='YOURPGPKEYIDHERE'

# tel keymanager where his keys are:
export GNUPGHOME='~/.gnupg'

# load ssh keys in from keymanager
if [ -f ${HOME}/.keychain/$HOSTNAME-sh ] ; then
  source ${HOME}/.keychain/$HOSTNAME-sh
fi


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###    LEUK                                                                                           ###
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# echo birthday
[ "$(date | cut -d ' ' -f 2,3)" == "Sep 11" ] && echo "happy birthday motherfucker!"

# Brute force way to block all LSO cookies on Linux system with non-free Flash browser plugin
for A in ~/.adobe ~/.macromedia ; do ( [ -d $A ] && rm -rf $A ; ln -s -f /dev/null $A ) ; done

# greeting
hour=$(date +"%H")
if [ $hour -ge 0 -a $hour -lt 12 ]
then
  greet="Good Morning, $USER.\n"
elif [ $hour -ge 12 -a $hour -lt 18 ]
then
  greet="Good Afternoon, $USER.\n"
else
  greet="Good Evening, $USER..\n"
fi
echo -e "${greet}"

# holiday greeting
day=$(date +"%B%e")
year=$(date +"%Y")
hol=1

if [ "$day" = "January1" ]
then
  holgreet='Happy New Years. Have a Happy $year.\n'
elif [ "$day" = "July4" ]
then
  holgreet='Have a Happy Forth of July.\n'
elif [ "$day" = "October31" ]
then
  holgreet='Happy Halloween.\n'
elif [ "$day" = "December24" ]
then
  holgreet='Merry Christmas Eve.\n'
elif [ "$day" = "December25" ]
then
  holgreet='Merry Christmas.\n'
elif [ "$day" = "December31" ]
then
  holgreet='Happy New Years Eve.\n'
else
  hol=0
fi

# display holiday greeting
if [ "$hol" = "1" ]
then
echo -e "${holgreet}"
elif [ "$hol" = "0" ]
then
  randomvarthatsomehowimportant=0
fi