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Planes Crash Dry Bowser's Apartment

Sep 17th, 2016
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  1. Dry Bowser looked at the various pictures he took, rubbing his chin as he was inside an apartment at the always rainy Neo Bowser City, with thunder booming loudly outside as he turned around, seeing a plane crash into his apartment, with Arceus and Gruntilda stumbling out.
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  3. "All right... let me guess. You were trying to emulate the plane scene," Dry Bowser stated as he placed his bony hands on his skeletal hips.
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  5. "Close. We were drunk off our asses." Gruntilda pointed out as she could barely stand up, falling on her back."
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  7. "You have to admit, drinking makes anything fun..." Arceus chuckled as he gave out a loud hiccup and fell flat on his face, having way too much alcohol.
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  9. Dry Bowser sighed as he grabbed both of his drunk buddies and placed them on the couch, looking at them with a look of concern as another flying vehicle crashed into his apartment, this time breaking him into a bunch of bones as he was reduced to a skeleton pile, with the crashed vehicle of flight being the Phantom Cruiser. Space Ghost popped his head out, nervously rubbing the back of his head.
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  11. "Sorry. I was trying to see if I could fly this thing with my knees of justice," Space Ghost laughed.
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  13. This only prompted Dry Bowser to attack Space Ghost, with the reptile using his own skull as a means to literally skull bash the ghoulish superhero talk show host.
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