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Anon's cute manhood, part 3 [Clop] (Pinkie Pie)

Jun 23rd, 2014
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  1. > You return to the spa, and wash off your arm in the bathroom sink.
  2. > On your way to your usual massage room, you are yanked into the supply closet.
  3. > You turn on the lights to find the shelves draped with streamers, a cake on one of the shelves, several cups of punch, and Pinkie Pie under a banner that reads, "Welcome to Ponyville Anon Jr.!"
  4. > "Surprise! Oooh, I'm just so happy that I can welcome a new friend to Ponyville!"
  5. > ...
  6. "You do know that Anon Jr. is my dick, right?"
  7. > "Well, duh~, that's why it's just you and me and lil' anon in a closet!"
  8. > She probably isn't implying what you think she is implying.
  9. "Wow, what a great party! I'd sure love to stay and have fun, but I have to work, so-"
  10. > "Silly Nonykins, I got the okay from your boss for the whooole thing! Like I would let something like a job stop ponies from partying."
  11. "Oh. Right then."
  12. > Pinkie makes a show of looking around, but the closet is barely big enough for two ponies.
  13. > "But where is the guest of honor? I don't see him anywhere, and we can hardly start without Anon Jr.!"
  14. > You aren't sure if that was clever or stupid.
  15. "Give it up, Pinkie. You just want to see my dick."
  16. > She shakes her head in a blur of pink.
  17. > "Nuh-uh, I want to throw a party for your dick!"
  18. > What little resistance you had crumples. > Pinkie is pretty good at throwing parties, and you find yourself curious about what she has planned.
  19. > You drop your pants for the second time today.
  20. > Anon Jr. bounces up to attention, still hard from your session with Applejack.
  21. > "Oh there you are, Anon Jr.! First, everyone needs a hat."
  22. > She works quickly, donning hers, then putting one on your head, and attaching a small hat to your cock.
  23. "Did Rarity supply you with that?"
  24. > She giggles.
  25. > "Of course not, that's from my personal supply. Now, it's time for the cake!"
  26. > She lites the single candle, and tugs the cake a little closer to the edge of the shelf.
  27. > "Alright, Anon Jr. Make a wish!"
  28. > I wish for a kiss from Celestia.
  29. > Like that'd happen.
  30. > You inhale, ready to blow out the candle.
  31. > Pinkie puts a hoof on your mouth.
  32. > "Hold it right there, mister! This is Anon Jr.'s cake, and he's going to blow out the candle."
  33. > You try to reply, but it's muffled by her hoof.
  34. > What are you supposed to do, pee on the candle?
  35. > ...
  36. > Oh.
  37. > You begin stroking yourself, and Pinkie turns her manic attention to your efforts.
  38. > You are helped along by the fact that Pinkie is almost pressed up against you in a small closet, looking at your cock.
  39. > You pick up the pace, your other hand on Pinkie Pie's shoulder to steady yourself.
  40. > You climax, splattering the candle and some of the cake with your spunk.
  41. > The flame fizzles out, and Pinkie takes her hoof off your mouth.
  42. "I'm not going to eat those parts."
  43. > Pinkie grins.
  44. > "More for me!"
  45. > She plucks the cum-coated candle with her teeth, and flings it into a corner somewhere.
  46. > You feel vaguely sorry for whoever is going to clean up in here later.
  47. > Pinkie cuts two slices of the unsullied parts of the cake, and sets them on little plates.
  48. > She then gobbles up the rest of the cake, cum and all.
  49. > You eat your slice, bemused by the odd eroticism of it all.
  50. > It really is some good cake, sweet and creamy, with a banana undertone.
  51. > When you're finished, Pinkie taps you on the arm.
  52. > "Anon Jr. hasn't had any cake. Won't you give him some?"
  53. "Uh, like this?"
  54. > You prod the unfrosted side of the cake, and your dick comes away with some crumbs stuck to it.
  55. > "Silly, that's not how cocks eat cake! Let me show you, it's easy!"
  56. > She takes your manhood and presses it into the frosting on top, then through the moist body of the cake.
  57. > You have to admit, it feels kinda nice, if messy.
  58. > She pulls it back out, then puts it through another part of the slice.
  59. > When your cock is returned to you, it's covered in frosting and cake crumbs, and is fully recovered from "blowing" out the candle.
  60. "I think Anon Jr. is full, now."
  61. > Pinkie nods happily.
  62. > "Me too! I hope you don't mind, Anonynohnymoanymoose, but I combined the presents and the games! Dicks are hard to shop for."
  63. "Sure? What do you have in mind?"
  64. > She turns her back to you, and sets her forehooves high up on the wall.
  65. > The party pony looks over her shoulder at you with a grin.
  66. > "Pin the mare to the wall!"
  67. > Her tail twitches out of the way, and your heart beats much faster.
  68. "First, let me clean off Anon Jr., he's a little messy to be playing that game."
  69. > Pinkie shakes her head vigorously.
  70. > "He's just messy enough to play, I think!"
  71. > Kinky damn horses.
  72. > You swipe a dollop of frosting in your hand, and step up behind her.
  73. > You smear it onto her lower lips, and some of it is carried away by a drip from her folds.
  74. > "It looks so tasty, I'm already drooling, heehee!"
  75. > You bring your frosting coated fingers to her mouth, as you position yourself at her entrance with your other hand.
  76. > She sucks on your fingers greedily, humming in appreciation of the taste.
  77. > You thrust your hips, your cake-coated cock sliding into her well lubricated pussy.
  78. > She pushes your fingers out of her mouth with her tongue, then says,
  79. > "Enjoy yourself, Nonykins! This is your present to play with however you want!"
  80. > You weren't aware you could get harder, but here you are, like a metaphoric rock from her home farm.
  81. > She suckles at your fingers some more as you pound her, and you are happy to let her.
  82. > You reach up your other hand and plunge even more fingers into her mouth.
  83. > Frosting mingles with marecum and falls to the ground, dislodged by your lustful pumping.
  84. > Pinkie's mouth is wedged open as you grip her lower jaw and cheeks in your hands, using your hold for an extra bit of leverage.
  85. > Drool falls from her mouth onto her heaving chest, and she tries to giggle, but it comes out as a lower, more sensual series of grunts.
  86. > Her tongue passionately laps at your fingers, twisting and stretching to taste it all.
  87. > You feel yourself nearing your edge, and lean in close to her ear.
  88. "I'm going to spill my batter deep inside your oven."
  89. > That does it. Pinkie moans, her hips bucking instinctively as her walls close around you.
  90. > You manage a few more pumps, followed by a deep thrust.
  91. > Your sperm pours out deep inside, mixed with frosting, cake, and marecum.
  92. > You release your hold on her mouth, and pull out of her.
  93. > The four-fold mixture spills from her pussy, puddling between her legs.
  94. > She giggles and snorts as she works her jaw to get some feeling back.
  95. > "Batter in my oven, that's a good one, Nonykins! So, did you and junior have fun?"
  96. > You slap her ass playfully.
  97. "Of course we did. We played the best game known to ponykind with the best party pony."
  98. > Pinkie turns to you and nuzzles your neck.
  99. > "That's so sweet! I had a lot of fun too, maybe we can do this again next year! A Juniorversary!"
  100. > You squeeze her up in a quick hug.
  101. "Sounds like a plan."
  102. > After a bit, she sends you back to work, so that she can clean up the mess you two made.
  103. > As you close the door, you catch a glimpse of her licking up the puddle of cum and frosting.
  104. > Damn kinky, mare
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