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  1. 08:32 *** Scantron joined #site19
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  3. 08:32 Fluke How does the Foundation dispose of dead personnel?
  4. 08:32 Roget They feed them to the antishark
  5. 08:32 Fluke Ahaha, but seriously.
  6. 08:32 Fiestasheep WHAAT
  7. 08:32 Fiestasheep I think they just gas them
  8. 08:32 Eskool composting, surely
  9. 08:32 Piefish Set them on fire
  10. 08:32 Niight How do you think they feed D-Class..?
  11. 08:33 Eskool piefish, that is wicked unenvironmentalist
  12. 08:33 Fiestasheep I think they gas the D-class ;-;
  13. 08:33 Fiestasheep Not sure
  14. 08:33 Tagliafierro "I'm sorry ma'am, your husband died while serving his job as soldier/officer/firefighter."
  15. 08:33 Piefish The foundation don't give a f
  16. 08:33 Eskool fiesta, that is how the Foundation may or may not /make/ dead personnel
  17. 08:33 Tagliafierro I explained it.
  18. 08:33 Piefish Oh my god that could make a good joke scip
  19. 08:33 Eskool that is not how they /dispose/ of dead personnel
  20. 08:33 Tagliafierro I saw it in a tale once.
  21. 08:33 Roget I think that they give them to all the matter-destroying SCPs
  22. 08:33 Piefish Where the foundation have to be carbon neutral
  23. 08:33 Piefish and environmentally friendly
  24. 08:33 Roget just like they do with the matter made by the matter generating scps
  25. 08:34 Eskool like, the EPA is coming to inspect the Foundation's US sites
  26. 08:34 Roget Piefish: they've got solar panels to power the deadly, deadly lazers
  27. 08:34 Piefish "So since this whole forest is infected, we'll have to burn it" "no no no, you can;t do that. Think of the greenhouse gases and ecosystems it'll ruin!"
  28. 08:34 Eskool and the Foundation is just like "how did you know to look for us"
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  30. 08:34 Strife Incineration or general burial, depending on the existence of the deceased.
  31. 08:34 Eskool "oh, all EPA workers have the power to commune with the entire ecosystem all at once, duh"
  32. 08:34 Adelia That is a total Ghostbusters moment with the EPA
  33. 08:34 Piefish lol
  34. 08:34 Eskool "the booterflies told us youse was dirty polluters
  35. 08:34 Eskool "we are here to force you to give a hoot"
  36. 08:35 Roget Eskool: I may steal that and write something up
  37. 08:35 *** Mr quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
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  39. 08:35 Piefish "Attention employees. Due to our new Carbon Neutral status, we will be making a few changes. 1. no more burning of dead d-class employees. We have a compost heap set up. use that"
  40. 08:36 Roget 2. Please dispose of all papers in the blue bins, trash in the black bins, and eternally vomiting black, slick tentacles bursting from the muscley mass of eldritch abombinations in the red bins,
  41. 08:36 *** dexandroid quit (Ping timeout: 184 seconds)
  42. 08:37 Piefish lolololol
  43. 08:38 Scantron you could call it Code Green
  44. 08:38 *** Road joined #site19
  45. 08:38 Roget I might write this in my computer class today
  46. 08:38 Piefish Do eet
  47. 08:39 Roget what would the object be
  48. 08:39 Roget Earth day?
  49. 08:42 Tagliafierro A meerkat, probably
  50. 08:42 Tagliafierro Or a mole.
  51. 08:42 *** Paroxysm joined #site19
  52. 08:42 Roget okay
  53. 08:42 Tagliafierro But meerkats are super-duper-cute
  54. 08:43 Roget Im going to school now
  55. 08:43 Paroxysm Morning 19.
  56. 08:43 *** Roget is now known as Rogeducation
  57. 08:43 Tagliafierro I am at home
  58. 08:43 Paroxysm See ya Roget.
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