vir das losing it

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Original Netflix Comedy
| Fair Das: lose it.

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Ahmed Abdali Ould El Kayed-Bouktab

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I lost 80 percent of my mind.

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This makes me feel very free.

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You should see the look now
On your face now, by the way.

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San Francisco

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"Regency Hall"

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The evening of San Francisco.
Are you excited, guys?

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Okay. My name is Fair Das.

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We'll have a great time tonight.
I am very enthusiastic.

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This will be a delightful night.

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That's the accent I'm talking about now.

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I thought it was time to accept my prayer,
Do you understand my destination?

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And to make the comic artist Indian
More fundamentally.

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And anything that has an Indian character
More than an artificial American accent?

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I do not think you understand.

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I have a chance to make history tonight you guys.

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I can do that. I can be the first Indian
Comes to "California"

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Then he leaves.

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Never before.

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Because you are joining this place, you guys.

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Until they expel you.

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As I heard in the news bulletin,
This will happen after about 3 weeks.

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I was working in "America" ​​in 2002.

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But things did not go well,
I traveled to a less attractive place.

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And then honestly, I did not think of you
For 15 years.

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Because honestly, there is nothing
You can get it in "America"

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I can not get it in India.

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Then my government banned beef

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I said to myself, "International professional life
It may be a very bad thing! "

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Do not be mistaken. I came here
For beef only.

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I spent two fruitful years, where you
My first world tour.

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I saw the whole world.

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I went to ... yes.

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Do you want to know what is common denominator?
Among 33 countries of the world?

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Do you want to know?

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There are two common denominators. First, I practiced
The secret habit of all those 33 states.

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thank you

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I'm like "Genghis Khan"
In the Holiday Inn chain.

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Hamdhi nuclear is everywhere.

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If your rooms are equipped with smart linens
Memorize memories, memories.

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Secondly, wherever I go in the whole world,

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People say the same thing.

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They were saying to me, "My God, you're Indian?

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I love Indians. They are very smart.

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Indians are very intelligent. "

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Which makes me imagine that the rest of the world
Not so smart.

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There is no answer to that question.

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Whenever someone says, "Indians are very smart,"

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All we can do is say,
"Welcome," and "Yes."

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Okay

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Because we all know reality, do not we?

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In fact, 20 percent of Indians are smart.

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And 80 percent of Indians are very stupid,
So much so that we do not even give them passports.

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80 percent of Indians wear shirts
"Ping Hyuman" and "Goda" shirts, okay?

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That is "India" in essence.

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No, in fact, 20 percent of Indians are smart,

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But it is a census game,
So we can escape as such.

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Because 20 percent of Indians are close
98 percent of the population of most other countries.

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So statistically, Indians are not smart.

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There are only more intelligent Indians.

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If you find it difficult
In accommodating that joke ...

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You are among the 80 percent.

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For the world to advance, you should leave.

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That's what I believe in.

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If this world were to advance,

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80 percent of us, that, everything,
All these should go.

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The same number, 80/20, applies to you,
Oh Americans, and English.

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Think of your state, 80 percent of Americans
They speak English well.

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But I am sure that 20 percent of Americans
They speak fluent English.

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If you do not understand the difference between them ...

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You will make America a great place again.

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I promise you. You are the chosen ones.
This will be done with your help. You are Faisal.

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They built that wall.

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But in today's world, we do not need
To speak English,

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Because we have social networking sites.

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80 percent of social networking sites
Unable to spell "social" or "sites".

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If you can learn how to communicate
Through it

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You will be able to control
To any country in the world.

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That is the new strategy. There is a leader,
Or a brand that gives us 3 or 4 evil words.

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We become magnetically hypnotized
Or immediately enchanted.

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That's all it takes. 3 or 4 words.

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"Make (America) great." "They built the wall."
"They imprisoned the commotion." "Drain that swamp."

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I love him." "You deserve it."

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"(Leo) to (geo)."
"(I cry Bar Moody Sarkar)."

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And we are attracted immediately.

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But

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Daily on Twitter,
They describe me as anti-patriotic,

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Non-national and traitor,

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Non-Indian,

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I say all that nonsense, "You're right!"

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Here's some funny information, 80 percent of my nationality
Indian, but I am African at 20 percent.

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Yup. I know what is going on in your mind,
"Fair, which means 20 percent?"

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I will tell you.

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It's my childhood, you guys.
I spent my childhood in Africa.

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In Lagos, Nigeria,
But when I say the word "Africa"

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First there are some musical ideas
In your mind, right?

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As soon as I say the word "Africa" ​​...

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But then ...

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Tribes or nature come to mind
Or wildlife or malaria.

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When my parents traveled to "Africa"
In the early 1980s,

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When the Indians were traveling to "Africa"
In pursuit of gold and diamonds

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Oil and Malaria ...

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Malaria never left Africa.

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If Africa were McDonald's,
Malaria is fried potatoes.

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They offer it to you with all meals.

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I realize that I am somewhat unfair,
Because I compare McDonald's to malaria.

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Because malaria is a treatable disease.

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But

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But the Indians were very wealthy in Africa.

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We were staying in a house surrounded by an electrified fence.
All Indians lived in similar houses.

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At the gate of our house, around the clock, he was standing
Gun guard gun AKK-47. security man

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Do you know how many people you may have
Killing him in "India"

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In order to achieve that level
Of security measures?

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I'm sorry, I've spoiled humor. Excuse me

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Just a moment. I will return the ball.

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Do you know the level of political standing necessary
Required in India ...

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Then we lost everything within one week.

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A dictator was shot dead,
The government changed and fled foreigners,

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Without warning, we became poor for the first time,

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But it was the worst kind of poverty you guys.

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New poverty.

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As you know, ordinary poor people do not need
To think twice about those things.

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is not it? No, you accept it.

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I am poor, and you are poor, and we can not
Afford the cost of living in the city center.

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We are in San José.
You accept these things, but ...

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But when you are new poor, it will be yours
A renewed ticket, including you.

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Let me give you some context. We moved from the house
It had 9 bedrooms in Lagos, Nigeria,

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To a 7-bedroom house
In Delhi, Noida.

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But we had furniture
Adequate for one bedroom only.

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Do you imagine living in a house?
Has 6 empty bedrooms?

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If you meet someone there,
You assume only that he is a ghost.

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I was 16 years old.

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Do you know how important it is for a boy to have
With his own bedroom at the age of 16?

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We produce the equivalent weights of our bodies of semen
Daily at the age of 16 years.

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Indian men, you have already practiced
Secret habit in an empty room without furniture?

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We need something to rest on,
is not it

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Something structural.

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If you think of another girl
The legs moved so.

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You understand what I mean.

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I had to practice to practice masturbation

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In the middle of the room as a yoga expert.

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As an expert on Chinese Fang Shui.

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Vasto and Tatasto are spiritual
In one sexual shake.

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I was feeling well at the emptiness surrounding me.

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When I'm done, you fail
In finding semen spots.

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Because the floors were made
Of Italian marble.

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To this day, if you have an intimate relationship,
Let the girl face the north side.

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My father is my hero.

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My father got down from driving a car
"Mercedes" of the category "S",

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With exquisite German architecture,

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To drive the Maruti 800.

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Americans, it's a phrase
For a skateboard with dreams.

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But he is my hero because he has never lost his optimism
In his ordeal.

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The day we took it
To buy that despicable car,

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She was very excited about that car.

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Knowing that this would make his family
Excited about that car.

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Heck, I've even made the staff of the exhibition "Maruti"
Are excited for the first time about that rundown car.

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He entered the exhibition and asked in enthusiasm,
"Is this your top model?"

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Yup

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"What makes this model the best class?"
"Sir, this model has four wheels.

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As well as sir, the car includes
Ceiling sunroof. "

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"Really? I do not see a sunroof."
"Yes sir, but the ceiling is made of tin.

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So it absorbs a large amount of heat,
So you'll feel like you're sitting in the middle of the sun.

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This car has two indicators, sir,
Left and right.

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Here is the right pointer.

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The car has six different speeds. "

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"I really see only 4 speeds."

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"Exactly, this is the first,

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The second ...

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The 3 ...

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The 3 ...

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The 3 ...

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And 4.

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Would you like to turn on the air conditioner sir? "

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Absolutely

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My mother had to find a job.
She had never worked before.

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So I did the only thing she was doing
Women who find English in India.

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She was reading the news bulletin
On the "Durdashan" screen.

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Americans, our "Durdashan"
More like CNN, but credible.

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Without any formal training or experience,

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My mother became a great news anchor
In "Durdashan" within one week.

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That's all it takes. Yup

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The level of English was low
In "Durdashan" to that extent its time.

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I do not know what happened
In her first interview.

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They must have asked her, "Lady (Das),
Can you spell the word "TGGS"?

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"Do you mean (espionage)?"

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"We hired you Madam!

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We are looking for correct pronunciation 10 years ago. "

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I changed my school.

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Moved from the top private boarding school of "India"
Lawrence School, Sanar ...

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Yes, I was psychologically troubled.

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to me

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From the school "Lawrence", "Sanar"
To the Delhi State School.

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Yes, that was a great transformation.

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I moved from a middle British school

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To a school where they spoke English
At an average level.

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I moved from names, pronouns and deeds
To the chest, shoulder and arm muscles.

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I moved from Shakespeare, Byron and Kets,
To "Madam!"

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I could not pass the tests.

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My grades were so low
At the Delhi State School.

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In the first meeting of parents,
My teacher sat in front of her and said to them,

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the master

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Ms. Das ...

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(Fair) suffers from problems ...

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You need to

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Processed. "

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Then I realized she was talking to my father
Very slowly.

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Because I think they assumed that stupid
An inherent attribute in my family.

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In fact, I was not stupid.
I only had difficulty reading.

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Do you know what the difficulty of reading?

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It is an imbalance in reading and writing.
You confuse characters.

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When I was in school,
These were never known.

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If I went to my parents and told them, "Mom, Dad,
I have difficulty reading, "

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To tell me, "Shut up, do not assume the boys
To have children like them. "

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But

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By the way, if you were having difficulty reading
Homosexuality is a great choice.

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In addition to that homosexuality logo
More like a child trying to spell a big word.

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Something like the word "local medicine pill" or ...

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"Algorithm."

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To this day, I can not write
In continuous letters. It's a big problem in my life.

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I can not write any letters.

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I remember the first time I said to my mother
With traditional Indian mindset,

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I told her, "Mom, I can not
I can write letters that are connected. "

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She replied, "Why do not you write all the letters first

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And then reach them later? "

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"Because I write a dissertation, Mom,
I'm not planning a quick route. "

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So I had to solve all my tests
In capital letters,

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So in my final test of the 12th grade, I got
52 percent in English,

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Although my answers were good.

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I think the reason is that the debugger
I thought I was upsetting him.

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He was reading my answer sheet.

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"The reincarnation of the spirit (Krishna) represents the real pattern
For Indian mythology! "

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He was saying, "This is a good answer,
But I do not like your behavior. "

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Because at that time, the shouting was a Hindu person
Angrily without reason is something strange.

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Now it has turned into an election strategy.

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I lost 80 percent of my religion this year.

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I think the reason is that I started believing in God.

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I believe that the Lord exists
In children, nature and animals,

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Almost everywhere, except the temples
Churches and mosques.

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I do not believe that the Lord is there.

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Because that ...

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I do not think it goes to those places.

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I will explain the reason.

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Do you take self-portraits, guys?
Have you ever taken a self portrait?

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You know how to show yourselves
Beautifully in that picture, right?

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But if you phone your friend,
It spoils that picture.

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Absolutely. Why

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Because he does not understand your right angles.

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I think that for the Lord,
Man is like that friend.

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We have always distorted the image of the Lord

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Because we do not understand its correct angles.

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Symbolically and visually.

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I think "Jesus" when he entered
To a church for the first time,

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He wondered, "What the hell is this?

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Who drew that nonsense? Are you "Leonardo"?
come here

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What is this nonsense, my brother?

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Who is that slender man?
What is this nonsense? What is that

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I carried that cross for 3 days
Without any stimulants.

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Can not you draw a twisted arm muscle?
Son of the Prophet? "

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For the Hindus, I think our God
"Ganisha" when he entered the temple for the first time,

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He wondered, "What the hell is this?

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I am half human and half an elephant.

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This means brown and gray.
What are all these colors?

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Are you taking the drug (acid) people?

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What is that? Hinduism in a film for (Disney)?
What is going on
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For Muslims, I think the first time
"Mohammed" entered a mosque, he said ...

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I do not know how Mohammed looks, do you know his shape?

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no one knows. Whenever we try to draw it,
Someone gets shot, do you remember?

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I will not complete this joke because I'm afraid, okay?

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I feel you trembling with fear
Because of that joke, yes.

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Listen, you guys, I believe
That the future of world peace

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Will not stem from politics or economics.

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But will come from religions.

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The world will be fine when you learn
All religions of the world

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Enjoy some fun and relaxation.

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Can we agree in this regard?

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There are two religions in particular,
Christianity and Islam.

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You have to solve your problems, you guys.

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I feel that we, the Hindus,
We can say that nonsense.

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Because Hinduism is like your close friend

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Who was involved in the midst of your awkward separation.

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I think the only state in the world
Capable of achieving that peace is your state.

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USA

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You can do that.

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You Americans, just you
To do with religion

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The same thing you did with the utmost skill,
According to history

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With foreign foods.

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Just take it and make it
Your stupid American version.

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Do not you want to see a religion of peace?
In the world

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Do not you want to see that,
ladies and gentlemen? is not it

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A new religion of peace

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Where Muslims and Christians can
To meet together and pray in harmony.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it is the religion of "Karislam".

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Breathe.

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The "Karislam" is a great religion, comrades.

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As you know, Christians have a Sunday.

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And Muslims have on Friday.

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So in the "Kreislam", you will have a Saturday.

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You will wake up on a Saturday morning,
You will go to the House of worship of the "Chosk".

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There are wonderful festivals in the "Kreislam"
You guys. There is a Feast of the Passover.

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You can taste chocolate tortillas
In the garden. It is very enjoyable.

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A Thanksgiving Day ...

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Where the Duca roasts in a burqa.

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And my favorite day guys will be the "Halal-Win".

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The "Halal-Win" is a very enjoyable holiday.

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Where Christians and Muslims meet together

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They disguise themselves as people who frighten them.

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I mean Hindus.

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There is also a common prayer in the Shusak.

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It is a beautiful, common prayer.

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Our Father who is in the heavens ...

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Our Father who ... God is greatest.

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Let your name be sanctified ...

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Your name is God.

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Give us in our day

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Our "beta" bread.

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As we forgive those

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Who are casting Hamas on us.

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Glory ...

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Allah

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Then wake up "Sono Nigam".

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Listen, if we relax a little
We talked about religion, what is religion?

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It is a very old picture book.
It is the story of superheroes very old.

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For Muslims,
The Lord is your "Batman".

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For Christians,
The Lord is your "Superman".

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They are stories of one super hero.

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But Hindus ...

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00: 21: 43,218 -> 00: 21: 46,305
We created the Avengers series, you fuckers.
That's what we excelled in, is not it?

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Did you imagine that I would not mention you?

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This is the essence of Hinduism. It's a series
"Avengers". There are too many heroes.

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No one knows what the story is.

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And do not eat beef.

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No matter what we say, we do not understand either.

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00: 22: 07,784 -> 00: 22: 09,328
We conclude with only words
"Do not eat beef."

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00: 22: 10,370 -> 00: 22: 12,789
"Do not eat beef" for us
More like a song "Despacito".

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00: 22: 12,873 -> 00: 22: 14,791
We always dangle in a vicious circle
And get back to that point.

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00: 22: 17,919 -> 00: 22: 21,089
We strictly prohibit eating beef.
We are so extreme.

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00: 22: 21,173 -> 00: 22: 23,508
We may eat flesh before we beg ourselves
Eat beef.

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00: 22: 24,468 -> 00: 22: 29,931
After a hundred years, will not remain in "India"
Only 3 Hindus and 27 million cows.

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If you removed 80 percent of the nonsense
In a religion,

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Only some great stories remain.

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That is all that will remain.

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00: 22: 47,949 -> 00: 22: 50,494
Hinduism includes some amazing stories.

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From here he read the epic "Ramayan"?
If you have read it, they will clap.

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For the rest of you, you must read it.

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It is one of the finest stories in the world.

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If, tonight, we are in San Francisco ...

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excuse me

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00: 23: 10,514 -> 00: 23: 12,933
I want to cut on the "American" epic "Ramayan".

three hundred fifty
00: 23: 14,351 -> 00: 23: 15,936
No! On your message!

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00: 23: 16,019 -> 00: 23: 17,187
Shut up!

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00: 23: 18,230 -> 00: 23: 21,066
Because if you wrote a blog after this concert,
I will end up in prison.

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00: 23: 21,942 -> 00: 23: 23,068
The law is very explicit.

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00: 23: 23,193 -> 00: 23: 26,071
If any facts about the Ramayans were distorted,
I might go to jail.

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00: 23: 26,154 -> 00: 23: 27,322
So I will not do that.

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00: 23: 27,656 -> 00: 23: 31,326
The only thing you will hear
From my mouth is the truth.

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The rest of this will be a silent paragraph.

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So let's summarize the story of "Ramayan"
For the Americans.

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Our great god was a god named Ram.

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His wife, our main god,
She was a lady called Sita.

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Ram and Sita lived together in the forest
Your general?

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00: 23: 53,306 -> 00: 23: 57,853
14 years old. For protection, take them
"Lakshman" brother of "Ram".

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00: 23: 57,936 -> 00: 24: 02,357
So Ram, Lakshman and Sita lived,
Together in the forest for 14 years.

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This is a fact

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00: 24: 11,324 -> 00: 24: 15,036
Do you follow me Americans? "Archer
Lakshman and Sita in the forest for 14 years.

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One day, in the middle of the night,

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"Ram" and "Lakshman"
They hunt golden deer in the forest

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00: 24: 21,418 -> 00: 24: 24,379
By the great bow which he gave
Lord "Shiva" to "Ram".

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00: 24: 24,963 -> 00: 24: 28,758
In the middle of the night, a demon called "Ravan"
Kidnapping "Sita".

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Sita disappeared.

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00: 24: 30,427 -> 00: 24: 32,804
Ram was furious. Things got worse.

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00: 24: 36,266 -> 00: 24: 37,350
This is the epic of the Ramayan.

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Here is information!

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00: 24: 41,938 -> 00: 24: 43,857
It's funny, do you know ...

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00: 24: 44,941 -> 00: 24: 48,695
That Lakshman did not close his eyelids
For the 14 years they spent in that forest?

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00: 24: 48,778 -> 00: 24: 50,071
Do you know that information?

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00: 24: 50,155 -> 00: 24: 51,281
Keep awake.

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00: 24: 53,325 -> 00: 24: 56,578
Do you imagine how frightening it was?
For SITA?

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If I woke up in the middle of the night,
I was surprised by a man ...

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00: 25: 04,753 -> 00: 25: 05,754
Hi

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00: 25: 07,380 -> 00: 25: 09,591
good morning. did you sleep well

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00: 25: 11,092 -> 00: 25: 13,512
"(Ram), can you get out of your scary brother?
From here, if you allow?

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00: 25: 14,221 -> 00: 25: 16,306
Do you know something? Go to the forest
Bring me a deer.

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Let me be a golden deer because I am a girl from Delhi. "
So he left.

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00: 25: 24,523 -> 00: 25: 26,942
Now ... give me your attention
People of San Francisco.

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In the middle of the forest,
He saw a beautiful golden deer.

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00: 25: 35,492 -> 00: 25: 36,409
Ram said, "Well ...

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00: 25: 37,911 -> 00: 25: 39,621
I will play the gazelle with arrows. "

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00: 25: 59,641 -> 00: 26: 00,517
Archer

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00: 26: 22,914 -> 00: 26: 23,748
What is the matter

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00: 26: 26,459 -> 00: 26: 28,128
"(Shiva) gave it to me, okay?"

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00: 26: 31,548 -> 00: 26: 32,591
"Kill the deer."

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00: 26: 58,533 -> 00: 26: 59,659
I can see you

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00: 27: 31,524 -> 00: 27: 32,525
What is that

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00: 27: 34,027 -> 00: 27: 35,153
"Sheva gave me her."

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00: 27: 46,373 -> 00: 27: 48,667
If you remove the rich stuffing of religion,

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If you lose 80 percent of the debt,

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00: 27: 50,794 -> 00: 27: 52,587
There will be an interesting story left.

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00: 27: 52,879 -> 00: 27: 55,882
I love the stories because of my grandfather.

400
00: 27: 56,299 -> 00: 27: 57,592
I called him "Papa".

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00: 27: 57,676 -> 00: 27: 59,886
He was the coolest storyteller I've ever met.

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00: 27: 59,969 -> 00: 28: 02,722
Lost it last year.
It was the saddest day of my life.

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00: 28: 03,181 -> 00: 28: 05,475
The next day, it was all we could do
Is to sit together

404
00: 28: 05,558 -> 00: 28: 08,812
Let's tell stories about his style
In telling his amusing stories.

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00: 28: 09,729 -> 00: 28: 14,109
This beautiful mix of sorrow
And literary theft, in order to believe you.

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00: 28: 15,110 -> 00: 28: 19,572
The best thing about his stories
Is that they have not had the slightest relationship

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00: 28: 19,656 -> 00: 28: 21,908
In the conversation that you were trying to do.

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00: 28: 22,534 -> 00: 28: 24,202
He just decided to cut that nonsense.

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00: 28: 25,537 -> 00: 28: 27,789
The first time my heart was broken, I was 16 years old.

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00: 28: 27,914 -> 00: 28: 30,959
I rushed to him saying, "(Papa), (Saba) abandoned me.
What can I do? "

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00: 28: 31,960 -> 00: 28: 34,879
He said to me, "Do you know anything?
Trust your father to a tree and hit him.

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00: 28: 38,216 -> 00: 28: 40,593
Then I felt thirsty, so I went home,
I drank some water,

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00: 28: 40,677 -> 00: 28: 42,053
Then I went out and hit him again. "

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00: 28: 43,722 -> 00: 28: 47,100
This was not an appropriate answer to my question

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00: 28: 47,726 -> 00: 28: 51,187
Or if you think about it,
An appropriate answer to each question

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00: 28: 51,855 -> 00: 28: 54,274
Because you will not think about your separation at that moment.

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00: 28: 54,357 -> 00: 28: 56,109
You will just say to yourself, "This man is wonderful."

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00: 28: 57,318 -> 00: 28: 59,738
Who may be equipped with fluids
While abusing a child?

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00: 29: 06,119 -> 00: 29: 09,539
My grandfather taught me 80 percent of that frankness

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00: 29: 09,622 -> 00: 29: 12,375
Which we greatly appreciate in each other
it's not important

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00: 29: 13,168 -> 00: 29: 16,629
If you could see beautiful lies, guys,

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00: 29: 16,713 -> 00: 29: 20,884
The whole universe will conspire to turn those lies
To reality.

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00: 29: 21,718 -> 00: 29: 23,511
I submit to you, Harry Potter.

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00: 29: 24,971 -> 00: 29: 28,099
"Harry Potter" is a lie
Created by a lady in Scotland,

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00: 29: 28,183 -> 00: 29: 32,520
But it is a beautiful lie believed by children,
They turned it into reality.

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00: 29: 32,604 -> 00: 29: 35,356
There are movies, promotional items and recreational parks.

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00: 29: 35,440 -> 00: 29: 38,193
If you went to Kings Cross Station in London,

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00: 29: 38,276 -> 00: 29: 41,780
You will find a column that is already written,
Sidewalk

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00: 29: 43,072 -> 00: 29: 44,240
No. 9, 3/4. "

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00: 29: 44,324 -> 00: 29: 47,285
It is already there and you can see it

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00: 29: 47,744 -> 00: 29: 49,204
Children Fools ...

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00: 29: 53,625 -> 00: 29: 54,542
They run ...

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00: 29: 55,919 -> 00: 29: 57,712
187 meters to a brick wall ..

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00: 29: 58,922 -> 00: 30: 01,883
And fall more in a hateful way
Than when they entered the station.

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00: 30: 02,342 -> 00: 30: 05,428
This is awesome. Because they believe a beautiful lie.

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00: 30: 06,679 -> 00: 30: 08,223
Before I tell you my next story,

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00: 30: 08,306 -> 00: 30: 10,975
Are there any men from the Sardar?
Or the Sikh among the attendees?

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00: 30: 12,435 -> 00: 30: 17,023
I believe 99,999,348 percent
Of the "Sardar"

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00: 30: 17,106 -> 00: 30: 19,567
They are surprisingly smart.

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00: 30: 19,651 -> 00: 30: 20,485
We agreed

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00: 30: 20,735 -> 00: 30: 24,739
Even if you apply that percentage to the total census
Sikhs in the whole world,

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00: 30: 24,823 -> 00: 30: 25,907
We will have 3.

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00: 30: 28,493 -> 00: 30: 30,870
And the third Sardar
Exist in my next story.

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00: 30: 30,954 -> 00: 30: 32,872
Now, when I was 12 years old ...

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00: 30: 35,667 -> 00: 30: 37,252
You told me that we are in agreement, man.

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00: 30: 38,753 -> 00: 30: 41,923
When I was 12 years old, my best friend was injured
Amandib is an appendicitis.

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00: 30: 42,006 -> 00: 30: 43,800
His condition was very serious, because his overload had exploded,

448
00: 30: 43,883 -> 00: 30: 46,094
But that was not the beautiful lie
Which she told me.

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00: 30: 46,761 -> 00: 30: 48,596
He said to me, "My stomach was hurting me one day, man.

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00: 30: 48,680 -> 00: 30: 52,517
When I told my father that, I kept eating ice cream
For two weeks, I have passed my tests. "

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00: 30: 53,768 -> 00: 30: 55,436
I believe this beautiful lie,

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00: 30: 55,520 -> 00: 30: 58,231
So I kept waiting for my chance for 4 months.

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00: 30: 58,857 -> 00: 31: 00,984
In the middle of the quota, I raised my hand.

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00: 31: 01,067 -> 00: 31: 02,068
"If you allow, Madam.

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00: 31: 02,777 -> 00: 31: 06,865
My stomach hurts. I think I suffer
Of inflammation in the (dominant). "

456
00: 31: 10,827 -> 00: 31: 13,037
My teacher said, "I think that boy
Like me. "

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00: 31: 15,248 -> 00: 31: 17,834
So I stayed in the hospital for two weeks
I eat ice cream.

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00: 31: 17,917 -> 00: 31: 20,587
And from time to time, there was a doctor
Winx comes my stomach.

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00: 31: 20,670 -> 00: 31: 23,673
I was issuing a sighing voice,
Doctors believe the beautiful lie.

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00: 31: 23,756 -> 00: 31: 26,301
I was thinking, "I'll get more ice cream."

461
00: 31: 26,885 -> 00: 31: 28,803
Except that they were thinking, "wild trip."

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00: 31: 30,305 -> 00: 31: 33,099
So I was taken by car to "Chandigarh"
To the Gaza Strip

463
00: 31: 33,182 -> 00: 31: 35,143
To the "Santok Senig" house for the elderly.

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00: 31: 35,226 -> 00: 31: 37,103
It was Friday evening at 3 am.

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00: 31: 37,186 -> 00: 31: 40,523
There were two doctors from the "Sardar"
They wear medical masks and examine me,

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00: 31: 40,607 -> 00: 31: 43,151
One of them was Dr. Santok.

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00: 31: 44,903 -> 00: 31: 46,571
So the hospital was not as luxurious as it seems,

468
00: 31: 46,654 -> 00: 31: 49,324
But even closer to a modest clinic
An enterprise as a home project.

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00: 31: 50,450 -> 00: 31: 51,701
It was a little scary.

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00: 31: 51,784 -> 00: 31: 55,413
Imagine if you took a flight to Lufthansa,
Your pilot was Captain Tanza.

471
00: 32: 01,085 -> 00: 32: 02,879
I put a plastic Cuba on my face and I heard ...

472
00: 32: 04,047 -> 00: 32: 07,008
Which worried me. This was not the sound of "Punjabi"
Familiar to me.

473
00: 32: 08,009 -> 00: 32: 08,968
If the machine produces this sound ...

474
00: 32: 09,719 -> 00: 32: 10,637
I was not to Amana.

475
00: 32: 15,934 -> 00: 32: 19,437
They told me, "(Fair), can you prepare
From 1 to 20? "

476
00: 32: 20,021 -> 00: 32: 23,066
I was able to do that, and the two men were dazzled by it
so far

477
00: 32: 30,323 -> 00: 32: 31,491
Heck, man. Okay

478
00: 32: 32,867 -> 00: 32: 35,453
Now the three of us were looking at each other
In embarrassment

479
00: 32: 35,536 -> 00: 32: 38,081
Because everyone in the hospital
They were still awake.

480
00: 32: 38,915 -> 00: 32: 41,376
There was a dialogue between the Sardar.

481
00: 32: 41,459 -> 00: 32: 43,378
"I think he's still awake."

482
00: 32: 47,215 -> 00: 32: 48,049
Oh really

483
00: 32: 48,758 -> 00: 32: 50,093
What inspired you?

484
00: 32: 50,510 -> 00: 32: 54,055
Is this because his eyes are open
And because he looks at us now? "

485
00: 32: 54,138 -> 00: 32: 56,307
"Damn you (Panti)!
Do not treat me like that, okay? "

486
00: 32: 58,351 -> 00: 33: 01,187
"Fair, can you sing the national anthem?"

487
00: 33: 01,938 -> 00: 33: 02,855
So, I am a shame ...

488
00: 33: 04,857 -> 00: 33: 06,484
Lying on a bed, I took a shower ...

489
00: 33: 09,320 -> 00: 33: 10,738
So I lost consciousness.

490
00: 33: 10,822 -> 00: 33: 13,408
I know why you are upset, Indians.

491
00: 33: 13,491 -> 00: 33: 15,159
I know what's going on in your mind.

492
00: 33: 15,243 -> 00: 33: 18,788
You think, saying, "He did not stand
When I sing the national anthem. "

493
00: 33: 21,791 -> 00: 33: 23,668
Even the Americans say,
"Could not he kneel?"

494
00: 33: 23,751 -> 00: 33: 25,420
"No, I could not stand on my damn knee."

495
00: 33: 25,962 -> 00: 33: 27,672
I woke up 12 hours later.

496
00: 33: 27,755 -> 00: 33: 31,009
Dr. Santok was standing next to me
He seemed very angry

497
00: 33: 31,092 -> 00: 33: 33,803
Because he stopped believing the beautiful lie.

498
00: 33: 34,846 -> 00: 33: 38,349
He asked me, "Fair, your stomach did not hurt you,
is not it

499
00: 33: 39,517 -> 00: 33: 40,977
"I feel pain ..."
shut up

500
00: 33: 44,522 -> 00: 33: 46,691
We may be involved in a very difficult problem ...

501
00: 33: 48,026 -> 00: 33: 51,279
If people discover that two doctors from the Sardar ...

502
00: 33: 53,114 -> 00: 33: 55,867
They could not claim to be a 12-year-old boy
He was lying to them.

503
00: 34: 00,038 -> 00: 34: 02,331
Because when your apartments are your belly,

504
00: 34: 02,415 -> 00: 34: 05,293
We found your worms intact
Completely restored ...

505
00: 34: 06,127 -> 00: 34: 07,837
So we removed them anyway. "

506
00: 34: 11,883 -> 00: 34: 14,552
There lies the power of the beautiful lie.

507
00: 34: 14,635 -> 00: 34: 16,679
You can injure yourself
Inflammation of the appendicitis.

508
00: 34: 20,016 -> 00: 34: 21,684
Hey, do not you believe me guys?

509
00: 34: 22,810 -> 00: 34: 23,644
Oh really

510
00: 34: 25,521 -> 00: 34: 27,148
Who believes me here? Lift up your hands.

511
00: 34: 31,611 -> 00: 34: 33,529
Who does not believe me? Lift up your hands.

512
00: 34: 35,031 -> 00: 34: 36,866
You wounded me, people of San Francisco.

513
00: 34: 38,743 -> 00: 34: 39,660
I feel great pain.

514
00: 34: 40,828 -> 00: 34: 44,207
Did anyone get inflamed?
If you have been infected, raise your hands.

515
00: 34: 44,624 -> 00: 34: 47,210
Yes my friend, do you have a scar?
How big is it?

516
00: 34: 47,293 -> 00: 34: 48,920
Are they so size, really?

517
00: 34: 49,003 -> 00: 34: 50,004
Is it that big?

518
00: 34: 55,218 -> 00: 34: 58,012
Things have just become real,
Are not you, people of San Francisco?

519
00: 34: 58,763 -> 00: 35: 00,348
This scar is too big, is not it?

520
00: 35: 00,431 -> 00: 35: 03,101
This means that when they rip my stomach,
Take a little riddles.

521
00: 35: 04,852 -> 00: 35: 07,355
There was a usual "Punjabi" surgery.

522
00: 35: 35,633 -> 00: 35: 37,885
Do you think there is a conversation?
Between the two men?

523
00: 35: 37,969 -> 00: 35: 40,930
"(Panti), do you see the excess intact?"

524
00: 35: 42,932 -> 00: 35: 46,144
"Oh no (Santok), looks a little fluffy
And perverted to the left. "

525
00: 35: 46,853 -> 00: 35: 48,437
"(Panti), this is not his bonus."

526
00: 35: 56,863 -> 00: 36: 01,367
So I lie now, and everyone around me
They are happy with my lies, I think.

527
00: 36: 01,784 -> 00: 36: 03,828
Look how happy you are now.

528
00: 36: 04,328 -> 00: 36: 08,374
Probably because half the things I told you
Tonight is just lies.

529
00: 36: 09,417 -> 00: 36: 12,086
Maybe I never grew up in Africa.

530
00: 36: 12,670 -> 00: 36: 14,630
I have never made a world tour.

531
00: 36: 14,714 -> 00: 36: 16,883
My grandfather did not even die.

532
00: 36: 19,051 -> 00: 36: 20,845
We brought him here by plane
To attend this special "Netflix" concert.

533
00: 36: 20,928 -> 00: 36: 22,805
"(Papa), please stand up and greet the audience"

534
00: 36: 23,431 -> 00: 36: 26,058
Well, my grandfather already died,
But was not that an interesting lie?

535
00: 36: 26,142 -> 00: 36: 27,101
That was fun.

536
00: 36: 27,518 -> 00: 36: 29,145
That was fun, guys.

537
00: 36: 29,228 -> 00: 36: 30,271
That was fun.

538
00: 36: 31,230 -> 00: 36: 32,690
I am subject to psychotherapy.

539
00: 36: 35,902 -> 00: 36: 38,696
I am receiving psychotherapy
Because I lost 80 percent of my mind.

540
00: 36: 39,572 -> 00: 36: 40,573
This makes me feel very free.

541
00: 36: 41,657 -> 00: 36: 45,578
Indians are very conservative in this regard, we address
Mental illnesses are like sexual diseases, right?

542
00: 36: 45,661 -> 00: 36: 48,247
Discreetly. lower your voice. do not tell any one

543
00: 36: 48,831 -> 00: 36: 51,542
But there may be a day in your life
You need psychotherapy.

544
00: 36: 51,626 -> 00: 36: 53,294
When you need help,
No harm from that.

545
00: 36: 53,961 -> 00: 36: 55,087
You may have suffered some loss.

546
00: 36: 55,546 -> 00: 36: 57,298
Perhaps your heart is broken.

547
00: 36: 57,381 -> 00: 36: 59,383
I was represented in a film called "Mastizade".

548
00: 37: 03,054 -> 00: 37: 04,972
We will have to stop the concert again,

549
00: 37: 05,723 -> 00: 37: 09,352
To explain to American viewers
What is the film "Mastizadi".

550
00: 37: 11,729 -> 00: 37: 12,730
Listen, Americans ...

551
00: 37: 14,482 -> 00: 37: 18,444
"Mastizade" was a sex comedy
With a high production budget,

552
00: 37: 19,111 -> 00: 37: 20,404
Of my championship.

553
00: 37: 21,864 -> 00: 37: 23,658
The worst thing about Mastizadi,

554
00: 37: 23,741 -> 00: 37: 26,077
There is no excuse justifying how bad that film is.

555
00: 37: 26,661 -> 00: 37: 29,580
If I tried to defend "Mastizadi", that would be
More like "Hitler" if he said,

556
00: 37: 29,664 -> 00: 37: 31,415
"Hear, some of those Jews were the Ugandans."

557
00: 37: 34,752 -> 00: 37: 38,923
The worst thing about "Mastizadi"
Is that it displays on the Netflix screen.

558
00: 37: 46,264 -> 00: 37: 48,266
If you write Fair Das on Netflix,

559
00: 37: 48,349 -> 00: 37: 50,643
You will find the name "Mastizadi"
Next to the name of this concert.

560
00: 37: 52,436 -> 00: 37: 56,774
But when I made "Mastizade", I did something
Played by every actor in "Bollywood"

561
00: 37: 56,857 -> 00: 37: 58,276
At some point in his life.

562
00: 37: 59,110 -> 00: 38: 00,903
I starred in a lousy film.

563
00: 38: 00,987 -> 00: 38: 03,364
Is not that fair?

564
00: 38: 05,574 -> 00: 38: 08,286
Did you know before I starred him?
It was a bad film?

565
00: 38: 09,328 -> 00: 38: 10,204
Yup

566
00: 38: 10,705 -> 00: 38: 12,581
Yeah, sure, you know it's a lousy movie.

567
00: 38: 16,335 -> 00: 38: 18,796
I read the text of the film. Was "a ceremony, a ceremony,
Vanities, vanities, the end. "

568
00: 38: 19,964 -> 00: 38: 21,173
But I was rather desperate.

569
00: 38: 21,257 -> 00: 38: 25,678
I needed money, and I had a chance
To flirt with "Sani Leoni" on the screen for two months.

570
00: 38: 28,055 -> 00: 38: 30,558
"Sani Leoney", one of the most beautiful women in the world,

571
00: 38: 30,641 -> 00: 38: 33,311
You think you have wonderful stories

572
00: 38: 33,394 -> 00: 38: 35,396
For your children in the period of origin.

573
00: 38: 36,897 -> 00: 38: 40,609
Tell them how you came up with the title "ideal employee"
In the "KPMG" store or similar.

574
00: 38: 43,529 -> 00: 38: 46,741
My children will run to my laptop,
"This lady, Dad?

575
00: 38: 53,873 -> 00: 38: 55,958
I love you dad. you are my hero

576
00: 38: 58,461 -> 00: 38: 59,378
"Take the Maruti."

577
00: 39: 02,965 -> 00: 39: 06,218
She is smart, talented, talented and entrepreneurial.

578
00: 39: 06,302 -> 00: 39: 10,139
It is modest, and for this reason
When the film was shown, no one was angry.

579
00: 39: 11,682 -> 00: 39: 13,434
Everyone was angry at me.

580
00: 39: 14,935 -> 00: 39: 18,773
The Times of India is the newspaper
The most distributed in the world.

581
00: 39: 18,856 -> 00: 39: 21,400
They published an article supplement, entitled,

582
00: 39: 21,484 -> 00: 39: 24,862
"(Fair Das) committed suicide professionally.

583
00: 39: 24,945 -> 00: 39: 27,740
If he has a career from the ground up. "

584
00: 39: 29,617 -> 00: 39: 31,952
Then my phone stopped ringing ...

585
00: 39: 33,746 -> 00: 39: 34,955
For 5 months.

586
00: 39: 35,915 -> 00: 39: 37,958
Even the damn Vodafone company was not calling me.

587
00: 39: 44,799 -> 00: 39: 47,551
Once a month, there was an employee from Airtel,
Wearing a nun's costume, and calling me,

588
00: 39: 47,635 -> 00: 39: 50,346
She says to me, "Shame on you," and then close the line.

589
00: 39: 53,182 -> 00: 39: 54,350
That's what you feel like.

590
00: 39: 54,433 -> 00: 39: 56,936
I felt very bitter and frustrated,

591
00: 39: 57,520 -> 00: 40: 00,689
It was as if I had completely spoiled everything I built
For 10 years.

592
00: 40: 00,773 -> 00: 40: 03,150
In the end, it was all I did
Is that I have learned a lesson.

593
00: 40: 03,943 -> 00: 40: 05,361
Here is the lesson you learned.

594
00: 40: 05,444 -> 00: 40: 06,445
I learned

595
00: 40: 08,280 -> 00: 40: 11,742
Your talent belongs to you

596
00: 40: 12,243 -> 00: 40: 15,079
Oddly, your reputation belongs to other people.

597
00: 40: 16,080 -> 00: 40: 18,874
That is, there are other people who decide
When will you be wonderful?

598
00: 40: 18,958 -> 00: 40: 21,919
Or consumer, significant or insignificant,
They want a self-image with you or they do not care about you.

599
00: 40: 22,002 -> 00: 40: 24,338
This is not your business. Do not think about those things.

600
00: 40: 24,422 -> 00: 40: 26,465
It's a disease. You can not control it.

601
00: 40: 26,549 -> 00: 40: 29,718
Focus on your talent
It will always be fine.

602
00: 40: 29,802 -> 00: 40: 30,928
That's what I learned.

603
00: 40: 36,600 -> 00: 40: 39,562
I intend to take that suffering
This is psychological bleeding

604
00: 40: 40,229 -> 00: 40: 41,939
Everything is hard

605
00: 40: 42,648 -> 00: 40: 45,526
I will devote all of this to "Mastizade 2"

606
00: 40: 45,609 -> 00: 40: 46,944
Which will be presented in October, you guys.

607
00: 40: 47,236 -> 00: 40: 50,239
It will be displayed on the Netflix screen.
It will be a great film.

608
00: 40: 54,785 -> 00: 40: 56,662
Do you know what I was trying to do with that film?

609
00: 40: 56,745 -> 00: 40: 59,373
I was trying to gain more fame
Faster. Thats all about it

610
00: 40: 59,457 -> 00: 41: 00,332
It has already done so.

611
00: 41: 01,041 -> 00: 41: 05,087
20 percent achieved more fame
At the expense of 80 percent of my credibility.

612
00: 41: 08,507 -> 00: 41: 11,677
But we are saturated with these "Bollywood" dreams
When we are in school, right?

613
00: 41: 11,760 -> 00: 41: 13,679
We see "Shahrukhan" on television.

614
00: 41: 14,180 -> 00: 41: 18,601
The biggest star in India opens his arms
A girl runs toward him.

615
00: 41: 18,684 -> 00: 41: 20,936
And say to yourself, "O wonderful,
I want to do it someday. "

616
00: 41: 21,020 -> 00: 41: 23,355
And achieved it. I lived that dream.

617
00: 41: 23,939 -> 00: 41: 28,819
When you do something like this, you discover that "Shahrukhan"
Only he can do it perfectly.

618
00: 41: 30,321 -> 00: 41: 31,405
It is appalling.

619
00: 41: 31,947 -> 00: 41: 33,616
You need a lot of courage
To do it perfectly.

620
00: 41: 34,200 -> 00: 41: 35,993
Do you know the internal dialogues
By actors?

621
00: 41: 36,076 -> 00: 41: 38,829
That's what you say to yourself, "I'm bold.

622
00: 41: 40,331 -> 00: 41: 42,041
It's an endless audacity. "

623
00: 41: 43,417 -> 00: 41: 44,835
Come, look at my creation.

624
00: 41: 47,046 -> 00: 41: 48,714
Do not you believe me? I will prove this to you now.

625
00: 41: 48,797 -> 00: 41: 50,090
Come on. They all sang this song.

626
00: 41: 54,720 -> 00: 41: 56,680
"I'm bold.

627
00: 41: 58,307 -> 00: 42: 00,100
It's an endless audacity. "

628
00: 42: 16,742 -> 00: 42: 18,160
Then stay there ...

629
00: 42: 19,203 -> 00: 42: 20,329
Looking forward ...

630
00: 42: 21,580 -> 00: 42: 22,456
You are ...

631
00: 42: 24,250 -> 00: 42: 26,794
Because the girl is running towards you in slow motion.

632
00: 42: 30,422 -> 00: 42: 31,966
That is the scene you see. But I see ...

633
00: 42: 33,634 -> 00: 42: 35,177
They depict those scenes in real time.

634
00: 42: 35,844 -> 00: 42: 37,471
It reaches me within 3 seconds.

635
00: 42: 38,305 -> 00: 42: 41,308
She says to her, "Listen, I'm not perfect yet.
Can you do another course please? "

636
00: 42: 43,352 -> 00: 42: 46,814
So the Indian film heroine spends her day
Entirely in exercise.

637
00: 42: 47,940 -> 00: 42: 51,652
It carries 90 kilograms of embroidery
Gold ornaments.

638
00: 42: 51,735 -> 00: 42: 55,114
You can see diamonds flying from them
She runs.

639
00: 42: 55,197 -> 00: 42: 58,284
You see the Queen of England behind it
Pick up those volatile ornaments.

640
00: 43: 10,546 -> 00: 43: 13,299
"Nirav Moody" is behind it
Those volatile ornaments are picked up in turn.

641
00: 43: 20,681 -> 00: 43: 22,099
When you live that dream ...

642
00: 43: 23,058 -> 00: 43: 24,560
Then 80 percent of that dream ends,

643
00: 43: 24,643 -> 00: 43: 26,478
All it does is give you
More dreams.

644
00: 43: 28,188 -> 00: 43: 30,983
So I do not know if I still want
To be a hero of "Bollywood".

645
00: 43: 32,443 -> 00: 43: 33,736
I want to be a super hero.

646
00: 43: 35,738 -> 00: 43: 37,948
I will publish this message in the universe.

647
00: 43: 38,032 -> 00: 43: 40,951
I want to be a great Indian hero
In one of Marvel's films.

648
00: 43: 45,873 -> 00: 43: 47,166
"Make it (Fair) in Marvel"

649
00: 43: 47,249 -> 00: 43: 48,083
Okay

650
00: 43: 49,543 -> 00: 43: 52,671
This is likely to happen, is not it?
Have you seen Black Panther?

651
00: 43: 53,922 -> 00: 43: 57,718
As a person raised in Africa,
I was very happy when I saw ...

652
00: 44: 03,641 -> 00: 44: 07,353
I feel happy because I saw African voices

653
00: 44: 07,728 -> 00: 44: 11,440
African and African perspectives,

654
00: 44: 11,523 -> 00: 44: 14,860
All wrapped together in a beautiful frame to generate money
On 9 white people.

655
00: 44: 14,943 -> 00: 44: 16,403
I feel so happy with you guys.

656
00: 44: 18,656 -> 00: 44: 20,282
God bless you, you blacks.

657
00: 44: 20,366 -> 00: 44: 21,992
You offer the trick to silence.

658
00: 44: 28,666 -> 00: 44: 31,585
But what I'm telling him is they've had a movie for them
In any case. They enjoyed Black Panther.

659
00: 44: 31,669 -> 00: 44: 33,629
Where is our film? Where is the movie "The Brown Cow"?

660
00: 44: 39,843 -> 00: 44: 41,762
Would not you like to watch "The Brown Cow"?

661
00: 44: 44,139 -> 00: 44: 46,308
Perhaps after 17 other sequel to the "Avengers" series.

662
00: 44: 46,392 -> 00: 44: 48,519
It is the end of the film. Nothing is going
In a manner that would praise its aftermath.

663
00: 44: 48,602 -> 00: 44: 50,396
All five Avengers were killed.

664
00: 44: 50,479 -> 00: 44: 52,439
And Thanos is about to destroy the world.

665
00: 44: 52,523 -> 00: 44: 54,358
The planet is about to explode.

666
00: 44: 54,441 -> 00: 44: 55,693
Then suddenly you hear ...

667
00: 45: 01,615 -> 00: 45: 04,618
Then a large cow appears and sits in the middle of the film.

668
00: 45: 08,372 -> 00: 45: 09,998
Just as traffic hits India,

669
00: 45: 10,082 -> 00: 45: 12,835
The entire film stops motionless from around the cow.

670
00: 45: 16,088 -> 00: 45: 20,008
Then Thanos tries to kill the cow.
It is surrounded by 40 Indian extremists to defend it.

671
00: 45: 21,802 -> 00: 45: 25,723
"This is our mother and our God.

672
00: 45: 25,806 -> 00: 45: 29,435
This is our mother and our God. "

673
00: 45: 32,312 -> 00: 45: 34,356
Then the tesserac stone falls on the ground.
They all say ...

674
00: 45: 34,440 -> 00: 45: 39,445
"This is the place where the temple will be built."

675
00: 45: 43,866 -> 00: 45: 47,161
Because that is the political question
Who has been operating India for 30 years.

676
00: 45: 47,244 -> 00: 45: 49,747
Do we build a temple or a mosque?

677
00: 45: 49,830 -> 00: 45: 50,664
Heck it!

678
00: 45: 50,748 -> 00: 45: 52,499
Bake some parathas bread.
And fed him all.

679
00: 46: 02,843 -> 00: 46: 04,678
I know this seems elusive,
But I am a man.

680
00: 46: 05,679 -> 00: 46: 07,431
Do you see this body? This is all a man.

681
00: 46: 08,265 -> 00: 46: 11,226
And men know their unrealistic dreams.

682
00: 46: 12,519 -> 00: 46: 14,062
I am a dreamer, people of San Francisco.

683
00: 46: 17,608 -> 00: 46: 18,901
Here is a dream that haunts me.

684
00: 46: 24,323 -> 00: 46: 25,574
I dream that ...

685
00: 46: 27,117 -> 00: 46: 28,118
one day

686
00: 46: 29,453 -> 00: 46: 32,122
That monkeys give scientists equal rights.

687
00: 46: 36,919 -> 00: 46: 39,588
We suppressed scientists for a very long time ...

688
00: 46: 41,465 -> 00: 46: 43,300
About their dream of becoming monkeys.

689
00: 46: 45,969 -> 00: 46: 48,680
Because during those beautiful 5 seconds
When you lie down to sleep at night,

690
00: 46: 48,764 -> 00: 46: 50,808
When your dreams mix with your reality ...

691
00: 46: 52,142 -> 00: 46: 54,353
Everything the world dreams of becoming ...

692
00: 46: 56,438 -> 00: 46: 57,356
Is a monkey.

693
00: 47: 04,738 -> 00: 47: 06,281
Do you understand what I say, people of San Francisco?

694
00: 47: 09,493 -> 00: 47: 10,327
No

695
00: 47: 12,538 -> 00: 47: 13,455
Do you agree with me as I say?

696
00: 47: 14,915 -> 00: 47: 15,749
No

697
00: 47: 18,627 -> 00: 47: 21,421
That is what I feel
On gender equality.

698
00: 47: 30,848 -> 00: 47: 33,475
Well women, rest assured.
For heaven's sake

699
00: 47: 34,142 -> 00: 47: 36,436
Did you feel the energy change in the hall?

700
00: 47: 36,520 -> 00: 47: 40,065
The effects of the articles "Bazvid" raging in their bodies.
Did you feel that?

701
00: 47: 43,652 -> 00: 47: 45,195
The dictionary defines gender equality

702
00: 47: 45,279 -> 00: 47: 48,657
As a champion of equal rights,
Based on gender equality.

703
00: 47: 48,740 -> 00: 47: 51,493
I only agree to the first half
Of that phrase.

704
00: 47: 52,160 -> 00: 47: 53,829
I believe that we deserve equal rights.

705
00: 47: 53,912 -> 00: 47: 56,540
But I do not believe in gender equality.

706
00: 47: 56,623 -> 00: 48: 00,460
I believe that women are beautiful and intelligent beings
Multi-layered and complex.

707
00: 48: 00,544 -> 00: 48: 01,920
And the men with them.

708
00: 48: 04,840 -> 00: 48: 08,927
My definition of gender equality is not to allow
For a woman to be like a man in anything.

709
00: 48: 09,011 -> 00: 48: 12,180
But to allow women to be anything
You aspire to it.

710
00: 48: 12,264 -> 00: 48: 13,098
To unite ...

711
00: 48: 14,516 -> 00: 48: 17,561
To unite women in the achievements of men

712
00: 48: 17,644 -> 00: 48: 20,856
This is like asking a world to become a monkey.

713
00: 48: 25,444 -> 00: 48: 26,778
Do you feel a little better, ladies?

714
00: 48: 29,781 -> 00: 48: 32,034
You are very foolish, and believe anything. Okay

715
00: 48: 33,619 -> 00: 48: 35,829
No, on your messenger! Calm down

716
00: 48: 36,955 -> 00: 48: 38,540
I consider myself a champion of women's rights.

717
00: 48: 38,624 -> 00: 48: 40,542
If you were, please, please, okay?

718
00: 48: 42,961 -> 00: 48: 45,088
Is not that a great feeling, guys?

719
00: 48: 46,256 -> 00: 48: 49,092
Is not the best thing to do with it is that you can
Know yourself as advocates of women's rights

720
00: 48: 49,176 -> 00: 48: 52,012
You feel that you are, without being forced
To do anything concrete in this regard?

721
00: 48: 52,930 -> 00: 48: 54,014
You can only feel this

722
00: 48: 54,932 -> 00: 48: 56,016
In the depth of yourselves.

723
00: 48: 58,435 -> 00: 49: 01,021
That is the Indian gender equality.
We know ourselves and then do nothing.

724
00: 49: 02,397 -> 00: 49: 05,692
It is gender equality, not a club
"Jimkana". You do not need a membership card.

725
00: 49: 07,402 -> 00: 49: 10,238
If there was one thing we could
To learn from racists

726
00: 49: 11,031 -> 00: 49: 12,699
It is that they are few words and many deeds.

727
00: 49: 14,159 -> 00: 49: 16,536
You do not see racists know themselves
As such,

728
00: 49: 16,620 -> 00: 49: 19,122
They write blogs about their racial feelings.

729
00: 49: 20,457 -> 00: 49: 23,877
No, they wake up in the morning
Then they do racist acts every day,

730
00: 49: 23,961 -> 00: 49: 25,504
Throughout the day, sincerely,

731
00: 49: 25,587 -> 00: 49: 28,048
Look at the long run
Which they cut in their movement.

732
00: 49: 28,131 -> 00: 49: 30,676
They rule your state, my country and Britain.

733
00: 49: 30,759 -> 00: 49: 33,220
Well, you racists.
I say, "Well done, you racists."

734
00: 49: 33,679 -> 00: 49: 37,057
Do you know what is the best thing about racism?
Anyone can be racist.

735
00: 49: 37,140 -> 00: 49: 39,643
They accept you, regardless of your income level,

736
00: 49: 39,726 -> 00: 49: 41,812
Or your sexual orientation or nationality.

737
00: 49: 41,895 -> 00: 49: 44,564
Racism is available to all you guys.

738
00: 49: 46,650 -> 00: 49: 49,528
This is what I said about advocating women's rights
It's not an attempt to fool you ladies.

739
00: 49: 49,611 -> 00: 49: 52,948
I am not trying to tell you what you need to hear,
Guess something, I'm a man.

740
00: 49: 53,031 -> 00: 49: 55,409
I do not know, we did not shut up long enough

741
00: 49: 55,492 -> 00: 49: 57,869
To know what you want to hear, okay?

742
00: 50: 00,539 -> 00: 50: 03,750
So I will be frank. I do not know how to be
A champion of women's rights.

743
00: 50: 03,834 -> 00: 50: 06,878
I spoke to a woman and said to me, "If I wanted to
To be a faithful supporter of women's rights,

744
00: 50: 06,962 -> 00: 50: 08,880
Vance how to treat women,

745
00: 50: 08,964 -> 00: 50: 11,508
Start by seeing yourself as a man

746
00: 50: 11,591 -> 00: 50: 14,428
Because 80 percent of masculinity is pure nonsense. "

747
00: 50: 16,555 -> 00: 50: 18,140
If you think about it ...

748
00: 50: 20,684 -> 00: 50: 23,437
Are not you tired of being men?

749
00: 50: 27,733 -> 00: 50: 29,401
Can not we be male only?

750
00: 50: 30,318 -> 00: 50: 32,696
Because being a man is very exhausting.

751
00: 50: 33,572 -> 00: 50: 35,907
It affects how you treat others.

752
00: 50: 35,991 -> 00: 50: 37,784
Why should we show our strength every day?

753
00: 50: 37,868 -> 00: 50: 40,787
Men have to show their strength
All the time in physical activities.

754
00: 50: 40,871 -> 00: 50: 43,290
You, for example, my friend. come here
Please shake me.

755
00: 50: 43,373 -> 00: 50: 44,916
please. thank you very much

756
00: 50: 45,000 -> 00: 50: 46,668
Why do I press his hand with such force?

757
00: 50: 47,836 -> 00: 50: 50,422
Why do men expect to do this?
Does this accomplish anything?

758
00: 50: 50,881 -> 00: 50: 54,259
Yes, what do I think?
Will you remove toothpaste from your ears?

759
00: 50: 56,428 -> 00: 50: 58,597
Is this strong? No

760
00: 50: 58,680 -> 00: 51: 01,892
Do you know what I like to do?
I take the man's hand and accept it.

761
00: 51: 07,022 -> 00: 51: 09,775
Then I see his life becoming a wreck in front of my eyes.

762
00: 51: 12,486 -> 00: 51: 16,573
It checks quickly to make sure there is no
No movement in his underwear.

763
00: 51: 20,827 -> 00: 51: 23,080
Why do men have to defend?
About women as if they were purposes?

764
00: 51: 23,163 -> 00: 51: 25,207
I'm sorry. I no longer defend my wife.

765
00: 51: 25,290 -> 00: 51: 26,666
If someone insulted my wife,

766
00: 51: 26,750 -> 00: 51: 30,212
I tell him that his insult is that
It could have been more accurate.

767
00: 51: 32,631 -> 00: 51: 36,176
Do you think it looks like now?
You should have seen it in 2014.

768
00: 51: 37,844 -> 00: 51: 39,971
That was the year of long boots
Which reach the thighs.

769
00: 51: 40,847 -> 00: 51: 43,975
To mention this, why men mania
So dressed?

770
00: 51: 44,059 -> 00: 51: 47,896
It is not our clothes, but your clothes. You think women
Yepalin for what other women wear?

771
00: 51: 47,979 -> 00: 51: 49,856
No, we who are indifferent to what women wear.

772
00: 51: 50,398 -> 00: 51: 52,818
We look at your wardrobe
Like the Rosetta Stone,

773
00: 51: 52,901 -> 00: 51: 54,820
As if we were looking for hidden messages.

774
00: 51: 55,612 -> 00: 51: 58,156
Whenever a woman in India wears a blunt thing

775
00: 51: 58,240 -> 00: 51: 59,825
As many of you do tonight,

776
00: 51: 59,908 -> 00: 52: 03,829
Indian men say things like,
"It presents itself."

777
00: 52: 04,621 -> 00: 52: 07,207
Am I wrong, ladies?
Have you heard that phrase before?

778
00: 52: 08,917 -> 00: 52: 11,461
Our politicians said this in the news bulletins.

779
00: 52: 12,003 -> 00: 52: 13,421
"She was exposing herself."

780
00: 52: 14,339 -> 00: 52: 15,507
Which is nonsense.

781
00: 52: 16,550 -> 00: 52: 21,680
Infinite beauty and pleasure of femininity

782
00: 52: 21,763 -> 00: 52: 23,431
Is that exposure itself?

783
00: 52: 23,932 -> 00: 52: 25,809
She can ask for it explicitly.

784
00: 52: 36,403 -> 00: 52: 38,697
Because what you want is available, I will do it.

785
00: 52: 41,324 -> 00: 52: 44,244
She can only think about it, and you'll find 20 men
Queuing in front of her door.

786
00: 52: 44,911 -> 00: 52: 46,788
For women, the world is more like
Location "of Amazo

787
00: 52: 46,872 -> 00: 52: 48,665
She can ask for something and compare it and choose to measure it,

788
00: 52: 48,748 -> 00: 52: 50,584
Request it to be attached to it, evaluate it or not evaluate it.

789
00: 52: 51,501 -> 00: 52: 53,295
Payment upon receipt, whatever it pleases.

790
00: 52: 55,422 -> 00: 52: 57,757
Here lies the beauty of femininity. It is very specific.

791
00: 52: 57,841 -> 00: 52: 59,092
You have to ask him.

792
00: 52: 59,384 -> 00: 53: 00,218
in a specific way

793
00: 53: 00,844 -> 00: 53: 02,804
We are men, we seek only sex.

794
00: 53: 12,230 -> 00: 53: 15,150
But no one is looking for hidden messages
In men's clothes, right?

795
00: 53: 15,233 -> 00: 53: 17,861
I can wear a shirt written on it,
"Get rich."

796
00: 53: 18,570 -> 00: 53: 20,780
I give you full permission with my permission

797
00: 53: 20,864 -> 00: 53: 22,866
But no one will do anything about it.

798
00: 53: 23,867 -> 00: 53: 26,119
They will just say, "This is a nice souvenir."

799
00: 53: 27,871 -> 00: 53: 31,541
But men have absolute freedom
To wear whatever they want ... within acceptable limits.

800
00: 53: 32,375 -> 00: 53: 34,920
You can not damage your body with two sheets

801
00: 53: 35,003 -> 00: 53: 36,796
It manages an investment bank.

802
00: 53: 38,506 -> 00: 53: 40,008
But you can run Uttar Pradesh.

803
00: 53: 52,020 -> 00: 53: 55,649
So how can we give women freedom
To wear what they like?

804
00: 53: 56,274 -> 00: 53: 58,735
I suggest humbly a school course
It takes two weeks

805
00: 53: 58,818 -> 00: 54: 00,403
Where all children wear the same sex.

806
00: 54: 01,446 -> 00: 54: 03,990
All boys will wear girls' clothes, fully,

807
00: 54: 04,074 -> 00: 54: 07,410
All the girls will wear the boys' clothes, fully,

808
00: 54: 07,494 -> 00: 54: 10,121
So that you connect the right points in your mind
As an adult.

809
00: 54: 10,956 -> 00: 54: 13,291
So next time, when you go
To a nightclub, young Indians

810
00: 54: 13,375 -> 00: 54: 16,169
And you see a beautiful girl walking in your direction,

811
00: 54: 16,253 -> 00: 54: 18,213
She wears a short skirt and stands out for her charms
High-heeled shoes ...

812
00: 54: 21,800 -> 00: 54: 26,179
It will be the first thought that comes to mind as an Indian male
It is, "You have to give her feet a man.

813
00: 54: 35,438 -> 00: 54: 36,273
This heel is 12 centimeters high.

814
00: 54: 37,482 -> 00: 54: 41,444
We have to give her a lot of pain
Because of the wire in her bra. "

815
00: 54: 42,570 -> 00: 54: 45,991
Most men do not laugh because they do not know
There are chains in the bras.

816
00: 54: 48,743 -> 00: 54: 51,621
You thought the payload was $ 300
In anticipation of a hard day, right?

817
00: 54: 53,456 -> 00: 54: 55,917
That's why Indian housewives go shopping
As ninja fighters.

818
00: 54: 59,671 -> 00: 55: 02,090
They pay from this side
And put the feces on the other side.

819
00: 55: 03,341 -> 00: 55: 04,384
This is a debtor limitation, and this is a credit constraint.

820
00: 55: 11,558 -> 00: 55: 13,351
I do not know, that's just my opinion.

821
00: 55: 13,435 -> 00: 55: 15,186
It is more important than your views, ladies.

822
00: 55: 18,940 -> 00: 55: 22,027
I'm from India". We do not even want you
To plant an opinion.

823
00: 55: 22,819 -> 00: 55: 25,697
We are suppressing the Indian girl
By denying them education.

824
00: 55: 25,780 -> 00: 55: 27,532
Are you aware of this problem?

825
00: 55: 28,533 -> 00: 55: 33,955
I think every school in "India"
Must adopt nightclub policy.

826
00: 55: 34,456 -> 00: 55: 36,458
Entry only for couples.

827
00: 55: 40,754 -> 00: 55: 43,173
If you want to catch up with a boy at school,
Someone has to catch up with a girl.

828
00: 55: 43,256 -> 00: 55: 44,799
But there are problems with this strategy.

829
00: 55: 44,883 -> 00: 55: 49,304
India will have 72 million Indian men
If you have implemented this policy.

830
00: 55: 49,387 -> 00: 55: 50,847
What are you going to do with these poor people?

831
00: 55: 51,848 -> 00: 55: 53,516
I propose to form new armed forces.

832
00: 55: 53,600 -> 00: 55: 57,228
"America" ​​has a "first response" force,
So we'll call these guys the "worst response".

833
00: 55: 58,897 -> 00: 56: 01,274
So whenever India fought a war against a country,

834
00: 56: 01,358 -> 00: 56: 04,903
You can send these Indian men
There they are ordered to live there only.

835
00: 56: 06,780 -> 00: 56: 08,615
"Go to that country and live in it."

836
00: 56: 09,115 -> 00: 56: 12,160
Within a month, you will be excused
On the monuments, spit in public,

837
00: 56: 12,243 -> 00: 56: 15,163
They will begin to establish illegal acts,
And illegal migration.

838
00: 56: 16,539 -> 00: 56: 20,377
Will draw the enemy's attention,
And then the army will enter into it.

839
00: 56: 21,336 -> 00: 56: 24,255
Before you send troops, you must first
To send the ladies, ladies and gentlemen.

840
00: 56: 24,339 -> 00: 56: 25,340
That is my strategy.

841
00: 56: 29,636 -> 00: 56: 30,762
Task Done.

842
00: 56: 31,846 -> 00: 56: 32,764
the mission

843
00: 56: 33,807 -> 00: 56: 35,058
Done.

844
00: 56: 36,101 -> 00: 56: 38,061
That is a question I have about men.

845
00: 56: 38,144 -> 00: 56: 40,772
When 99 percent of men are failed,

846
00: 56: 40,897 -> 00: 56: 43,817
What caused our obsession with the idea of ​​achievement?

847
00: 56: 44,776 -> 00: 56:
46,111 idea of ​​success?

848
00: 56: 47,445 -> 00: 56: 49,781
If a man stood on a stage and said to people

849
00: 56: 49,864 -> 00: 56: 54,202
In the past two years,
Lost fame and wealth and patriotism,

850
00: 56: 54,285 -> 00: 56: 57,122
Nationality, religion and credibility,

851
00: 56: 57,205 -> 00: 56: 59,165
And his memory and his mind,

852
00: 57: 00,083 -> 00: 57: 01,459
Is it even a man?

853
00: 57: 03,461 -> 00: 57: 05,130
Or is he only a 20 percent man?

854
00: 57: 09,467 -> 00: 57: 10,343
I do not know

855
00: 57: 11,803 -> 00: 57: 13,221
I'm here for beef only.

856
00: 57: 28,111 -> 00: 57: 32,157
Human needs 250 to 300 grams of meat
Every 15 years to remain in ample health.

857
00: 57: 32,240 -> 00: 57: 34,159
There is an eye doctor who told me that information.

858
00: 57: 36,077 -> 00: 57: 38,246
We have not finished yet, people of San Francisco.

859
00: 57: 39,456 -> 00: 57: 42,250
Do you want to know what my profession was
In 2002?

860
00: 57: 42,834 -> 00: 57: 44,085
Yup

861
00: 57: 44,169 -> 00: 57: 46,004
I was working as a washer for the canons in Chicago.

862
00: 57: 46,379 -> 00: 57: 49,340
And now ... No, Indians, do not be sad
And invite your feelings to overcome you. Damn you!

863
00: 57: 51,092 -> 00: 57: 52,969
As soon as you remember any other career

864
00: 57: 53,052 -> 00: 57: 55,054
Other than a doctor, lawyer or engineer,

865
00: 57: 55,138 -> 00: 57: 57,140
The Indians will say, "Do you see?

866
00: 57: 58,683 -> 00: 58: 01,519
I did not fight. This is not an inspiring story.

867
00: 58: 02,437 -> 00: 58: 05,398
Working as dishwasher in America is amazing.

868
00: 58: 05,482 -> 00: 58: 09,861
You get a rubber cap and gloves
Apron, brushes and detergents.

869
00: 58: 09,944 -> 00: 58: 11,863
The surgeon does not get all these tools ...

870
00: 58: 14,407 -> 00: 58: 16,201
In the "Santok Singh" house for the elderly.

871
00: 58: 24,167 -> 00: 58: 25,418
When washing the dishes,

872
00: 58: 25,502 -> 00: 58: 28,505
You spend most of your time watching the food
He leaves the kitchen.

873
00: 58: 29,297 -> 00: 58: 33,551
The only thing I'd love to see is always
It is a beautiful beef piece, weighs 300 grams.

874
00: 58: 34,469 -> 00: 58: 35,595
The Fillet of Mignon.

875
00: 58: 36,846 -> 00: 58: 38,848
Excuse me, Indians, I mean, Philet Mignon.

876
00: 58: 42,727 -> 00: 58: 44,354
And sometimes, that piece of meat

877
00: 58: 44,437 -> 00: 58: 46,731
It was a whole uncooked return,
Some of them may remain,

878
00: 58: 46,814 -> 00: 58: 51,486
And look very ... oh my God, I was born
This blackness and resentment inside me.

879
00: 58: 52,487 -> 00: 58: 55,323
I said, "Look at these fucking Americans
Who are wasting their beef!

880
00: 58: 56,199 -> 00: 58: 57,158
How dare you?

881
00: 58: 57,242 -> 00: 59: 02,372
Someday, I will return to (India) and there I will eat
All I like is beef. "

882
00: 59: 09,837 -> 00: 59: 12,590
But you must understand something,
This steak was priced at $ 29.

883
00: 59: 12,674 -> 00: 59: 13,716
For me at that time,

884
00: 59: 13,800 -> 00: 59: 18,596
Spend $ 29 on beef
He represented all that he lacked in life.

885
00: 59: 19,305 -> 00: 59: 23,935
Such as peace of mind and success,
And the ability to kill God.

886
00: 59: 29,190 -> 00: 59: 32,902
So as a reward to myself, I saved the price of the steak
As a dinner,

887
00: 59: 32,986 -> 00: 59: 36,155
I had the money,
Before I can eat it,

888
00: 59: 36,239 -> 00: 59: 38,616
The US government robbed me of my dream.

889
00: 59: 40,118 -> 00: 59: 42,870
They did not ban beef. My visa ended.
I had to leave.

890
00: 59: 44,956 -> 00: 59: 45,832
You will know.

891
00: 59: 55,717 -> 00: 59: 59,679
As I said, I did not think about that beef
For 15 years until last month.

892
01: 00: 00,138 -> 01: 00: 02,557
Here's a real story. Last month,
I returned to my college,

893
01: 00: 02,640 -> 01: 00: 04,517
The Knox College in Gilesburg, Illinois.

894
01: 00: 04,642 -> 01: 00: 08,396
I was a batch speaker at the graduation ceremony.
I received an honorary doctorate.

895
01: 00: 14,027 -> 01: 00: 15,903
I am Dr. "Das" now.

896
01: 00: 17,697 -> 01: 00: 20,158
You have done well in your tests.

897
01: 00: 30,335 -> 01: 00: 33,379
But it was far better than having a university degree
In saving lives ...

898
01: 00: 36,841 -> 01: 00: 39,052
What made me feel happier was the meal
Which I discussed later.

899
01: 00: 39,802 -> 01: 00: 41,763
Because then, after 15 years,

900
01: 00: 41,846 -> 01: 00: 45,933
I entered the Grand Lux ​​Café,
At Michigan Avenue in Chicago,

901
01: 00: 46,017 -> 01: 00: 48,186
Where she worked as a dishwasher for two years

902
01: 00: 48,269 -> 01: 00: 52,607
I asked for the "Minignon fillet"
I ate it full.

903
01: 00: 55,443 -> 01: 00: 56,569
Somewhat

904
01: 00: 57,654 -> 01: 01: 00,823
This is not an inspiring story. Keep your bond.

905
01: 01: 01,949 -> 01: 01: 04,869
I ate about 300 or 400 steak
in my life

906
01: 01: 05,244 -> 01: 01: 06,412
You can tell the fanatical BJP.

907
01: 01: 09,624 -> 01: 01: 10,500
That slide ...

908
01: 01: 13,127 -> 01: 01: 14,128
It was the coolest ...

909
01: 01: 16,297 -> 01: 01: 20,593
A medium-sized steak I ate in my life.
910
01: 01: 20,677 -> 01: 01: 22,053
The steak was poor.

911
01: 01: 22,553 -> 01: 01: 24,347
I do not know what I thought would happen,

912
01: 01: 24,430 -> 01: 01: 27,558
I imagined that I would take one bite,
The lighting will then change in the restaurant,

913
01: 01: 28,142 -> 01: 01: 30,395
The music will start playing

914
01: 01: 30,478 -> 01: 01: 33,022
All the bartenders will start to clap together slowly

915
01: 01: 33,106 -> 01: 01: 35,608
They will come to me and put their thorns
And their knives on my table

916
01: 01: 35,692 -> 01: 01: 38,027
Like the college scene in the movie "The Devil's Mind"?

917
01: 01: 38,111 -> 01: 01: 40,697
Two children will sit on their seats and Yahyaani

918
01: 01: 40,780 -> 01: 01: 42,407
They will say to me, "You are my leader,
O beef commander. "

919
01: 01: 42,907 -> 01: 01: 44,701
But none of that happened.

920
01: 01: 45,493 -> 01: 01: 48,204
In fact, I just sat there
And I did something

921
01: 01: 48,287 -> 01: 01: 50,665
I could not find any time to do it for 3 years.

922
01: 01: 50,748 -> 01: 01: 52,959
I just took ... thinking of some things.

923
01: 01: 54,502 -> 01: 01: 58,339
I thought about the number of Hindus who would be furious
To hear this story.

924
01: 02: 00,007 -> 01: 02: 01,342
There will be some tweets.

925
01: 02: 02,260 -> 01: 02: 04,971
Or maybe they do not care,
As long as it is not an Indian cow.

926
01: 02: 07,557 -> 01: 02: 08,474
I thought ...

927
01: 02: 10,393 -> 01: 02: 13,938
How I felt satisfied and happy
When I ate a medium-sized piece of meat

928
01: 02: 14,021 -> 01: 02: 15,648
More than shooting a medium-level film.

929
01: 02: 17,108 -> 01: 02: 21,195
I thought that this might be a story
My grandfather was a "Papa" to tell her.

930
01: 02: 21,863 -> 01: 02: 24,449
"We have been waiting for 15 years
For one piece of beef. "

931
01: 02: 26,242 -> 01: 02: 29,287
Then I thought that I should stop eating
Because it was a bad steak.

932
01: 02: 30,204 -> 01: 02: 32,165
And that my stomach may really hurt me soon.

933
01: 02: 33,207 -> 01: 02: 34,542
Then she came to my desk

934
01: 02: 34,625 -> 01: 02: 37,837
She noticed that she was looking at the piece of meat
Which I did not finish eating.

935
01: 02: 39,547 -> 01: 02: 40,965
She said to me, "Have you finished your food?"

936
01: 02: 42,842 -> 01: 02: 45,136
"Yes, I am satisfied."

937
01: 02: 46,512 -> 01: 02: 47,597
"Have you finished yet?"

938
01: 02: 51,476 -> 01: 02: 52,310
No

939
01: 02: 55,062 -> 01: 03: 00,151
Then I did the most inappropriate thing for any Indian
I have done in my life.

940
01: 03: 01,569 -> 01: 03: 02,570
I pushed with strawberries ...

941
01: 03: 06,783 -> 01: 03: 07,658
Okay

942
01: 03: 10,161 -> 01: 03: 11,621
The value of my bill was $ 42.

943
01: 03: 11,704 -> 01: 03: 15,249
I left my waiter with $ 350
And with him a message

944
01: 03: 15,666 -> 01: 03: 19,462
It was written, "Listen, I know where you are
Now, because I was here in my turn.

945
01: 03: 20,213 -> 01: 03: 22,298
But you will not always stay here, I promise you.

946
01: 03: 22,381 -> 01: 03: 24,717
Just let me know. "

947
01: 03: 25,635 -> 01: 03: 28,304
Which is a very nice word.
Do you agree with that?

948
01: 03: 29,305 -> 01: 03: 30,723
That is the lesson you learned.

949
01: 03: 30,807 -> 01: 03: 32,183
If you want to be satisfied again,

950
01: 03: 32,266 -> 01: 03: 34,185
Stop doing good things for yourselves.

951
01: 03: 34,268 -> 01: 03: 37,230
Just say nice things to others,
You will feel great satisfaction.

952
01: 03: 37,605 -> 01: 03: 40,191
If you would say nice things to others,

953
01: 03: 40,274 -> 01: 03: 42,944
Make sure you say it ...

954
01: 03: 43,861 -> 01: 03: 44,987
Loudly

955
01: 03: 45,947 -> 01: 03: 48,658
Because if you do not write it on paper ...

956
01: 03: 50,952 -> 01: 03: 52,328
In separate capital letters ...

957
01: 03: 58,876 -> 01: 04: 00,795
"I know where you are now ...

958
01: 04: 05,132 -> 01: 04: 06,926
Because I was here in my turn.

959
01: 04: 10,471 -> 01: 04: 12,682
But you will not always stay here ...

960
01: 04: 14,475 -> 01: 04: 16,310
I promise

961
01: 04: 17,603 -> 01: 04: 19,480
Just know that. "

962
01: 04: 20,022 -> 01: 04: 22,233
Face As.

963
01: 04: 31,117 -> 01: 04: 32,743
She probably ran into the kitchen saying,

964
01: 04: 32,827 -> 01: 04: 35,079
"This Indian guy wants to bribe me
For $ 350!

965
01: 04: 36,163 -> 01: 04: 37,456
What can I do with heaven? "

966
01: 04: 38,249 -> 01: 04: 40,543
So I panicked and ran out
From this restaurant,

967
01: 04: 41,168 -> 01: 04: 43,504
I saw the waitress running in my lane.

968
01: 04: 44,005 -> 01: 04: 48,467
Then she stopped me and said to me, "Hey,
You left me a $ 350 tip. "

969
01: 04: 49,302 -> 01: 04: 51,304
It was cut in just two minutes

970
01: 04: 51,387 -> 01: 04: 53,848
It took me a whole hour
For the sake of you guys.

971
01: 04: 55,016 -> 01: 04: 57,184
She said to me, "Wow, this is a crazy story.

972
01: 04: 58,644 -> 01: 05: 01,022
I just thought you were wrong in calculating the tip.

973
01: 05: 05,067 -> 01: 05: 07,987
But I did not suppose that possibility because the Indians ...

974
01: 05: 10,239 -> 01: 05: 12,241
You are very intelligent. "

975
01: 05: 21,000 -> 01: 05: 23,044
good night. Thank you very much
People of San Francisco.

976
01: 05: 28,966 -> 01: 05: 30,635
"Dedication to (Baba)"

977
01: 05: 44,482 -> 01: 05: 45,650
"Delhi State School"

978
01: 05: 51,906 -> 01: 05: 52,990
"(Kushian), (DAS)"

979
01: 05: 58,788 -> 01: 05: 59,997
"Hospital (Santok) multidisciplinary"

980
01: 06: 00,081 -> 01: 06: 00,915
"Critique of the film (Mastizadi)"

981
01: 06: 00,998 -> 01: 06: 02,875
"(Fair Das) tries to commit suicide professionally,
But if he has a career in the first place. "

982
01: 06: 02,959 -> 01: 06: 03,876
"His refusal to admit that his representation in (Maastizadi)
It was not just a bad choice in his career,

983
01: 06: 03,960 -> 01: 06: 04,877
It was irresponsible and makes us wonder
If he tries to get more than he deserves. "

984
01: 06: 04,961 -> 01: 06: 06,420
"(Aditya Schutia), with a pole erect"

985
01: 06: 16,681 -> 01: 06: 18,349
"Steak (Fillet Mignon)
Served with potatoes or vegetables "

986
01: 06: 19,475 -> 01: 06: 22,561
"Grand Lux ​​Cafe"

987
01: 06: 23,562 -> 01: 06: 25,147
"Invoice Value: 32,11, Tipping: $ 350
Total: $ 382.11 "

988
01: 06: 25,231 -> 01: 06: 28,526
"I know where you are now,
Because I was there in my turn.

989
01: 06: 28,609 -> 01: 06: 32,446
But you will not stay here forever. I promise
Just let me know, (Fair Das). "

990
01: 06: 42,558 -> 01: 06: 58,518
Translating "زياد عوض"

991
01: 06: 59,000 -> 03: 55: 37,120
This Subtitle â„¢ It was Extracted by:
Ahmed Abdelli ® Bougtob - Algeria
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