[02:20] (IronWalrus): Very funny.
[02:21] (IronWalrus): Time is nonexistent in Europe.
[02:21] (IronWalrus): The commies ate it all.
[02:21] (Guest213): Actually
[02:21] (Guest213): most communist nations are in Asia
[02:22] (Dairy_Air): here you go Wally - you fvcking twit: �I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n� Now Ignoring *!*Me@*.F45639B4.62DC9398.IP
[02:22] (IronWalrus): That sounds like something a COMMIE would say.
[02:22] (IronWalrus): Guest213: Do you proudly wear red and share things with all your friends?
[02:22] (IronWalrus): You sicken me.
[02:22] (IronWalrus): Where's your love of living in poverty because the rich people were obviously better than you?
[02:22] (Guest213): What?
[02:22] (Guest213): dude
[02:23] (Guest213): i'm in Australia
[02:23] (Guest213): What is your problem?
[02:23] (IronWalrus): A likely story.
[02:23] (IronWalrus): Commie.
[02:23] (Guest213): D:
[02:23] (dvldrvr): its a RED herring
[02:23] (Guest213): I'm no communist
[02:24] (IronWalrus): That's what they all say.
[02:24] (IronWalrus): McCarthy would have a field day with you, Guest213.
[02:24] (Guest213): Who's McCarthy?
[02:24] (dvldrvr): welcome to the us
[02:24] (IronWalrus): A real Capitalist hero who put all the Commies in the United States in jail.
[02:24] (IronWalrus): But then the Commies that were being secretive infiltrated the ranks of the government and canned him.
[02:25] (jenni): McCarthy was a loonie
[02:25] (dvldrvr): ]but my favorite is george wallus
[02:25] (Guest213): Truth is, China has been more capitalist than ever, hence it's economy
[02:25] (IronWalrus): But you're not Chinese.
[02:26] (Guest213): Yes i am
[02:26] (IronWalrus): Liar.
[02:26] (Guest213): But not in China
[02:26] (IronWalrus): You're trying to deceive me!
[02:26] (dvldrvr): a chineese aussie
[02:26] (IronWalrus): LALALA I'M NOT LISTENING!
[02:26] (dvldrvr): lol
[02:26] (Guest213): rofl
[02:26] (dvldrvr): i see im not the only drunkk one here
[02:26] (IronWalrus): My mommy told me if I left the U.S. the Commies would ambush me and steal my car and wallet and beat me up.
[02:27] (IronWalrus): I've heard Russian accents are very threatening!
[02:27] (dvldrvr): she was right
[02:27] (dvldrvr): comrad
[02:27] (IronWalrus): They could mug you with woooords
[02:27] (IronWalrus): :O!!!!
[02:27] (dvldrvr): and bodka
[02:27] * IronWalrus washes dvldrvr's mouth out with soap.
[02:28] (IronWalrus): Last time I had vodka my mom hit me with a frying pan and dragged me to the basement and sat me in the chair.
[02:28] (IronWalrus): The evil evil chair
[02:28] (dvldrvr): id go commie for a life time supply of vodka
[02:28] (IronWalrus): Don't say things like that!
[02:29] (IronWalrus): Have faith in our Capitalism!
[02:29] (Guest213): ...........ask and you shall recieve3
[02:29] (IronWalrus): Come on, prices have never been so hiiiiiiiigh!
[02:29] (dvldrvr): im a capitalist so of course ill sellout
[02:29] (Guest213): What has capitalism done for it?
[02:29] (Guest213): for it's respectabliity*
[02:30] (Guest213): Communism will not fail in those who are uncorrupt
[02:30] (Guest213): e.g. Stalin and Mao
[02:30] (IronWalrus): Guest213: It's Capitalism! It's like God... it just DEMANDS respect with little to no feasible evidence to back it up! (That's not forged by the proponents of it anyway!)
[02:30] (Guest213): i repeat, E.g. Stalin and Mao
[02:31] (IronWalrus): Guest213: Yeah? Well Ronald Reagan tore off Stalin's moustache, leaving him powerless!
[02:31] (Guest213): CHINA WILL GROW LARGER LOLOLOLOLOLOL (C&C QUOTE)
[02:31] (IronWalrus): And Mao? Psh.
[02:31] (IronWalrus): I spread Mao on my bread.
[02:31] (IronWalrus): My Capitalist bread.
[02:31] (MiffedLightning): okay... sounds interesting already
[02:31] (MiffedLightning): lol iron
[02:31] (Nack): lol
[02:31] (Guest213): i said Mao and Stalin are corrupted
[02:31] (IronWalrus): Exactly.
[02:31] (jenni): when did Reagan meet Stalin????
[02:31] (IronWalrus): jenni: In the Cold War. I suggest you read into it.
[02:31] (Guest213): they are not communists, but control freaks
[02:31] (Nack): and more importantly, it is on youtube?
[02:31] (dvldrvr): in the after life
[02:32] (Nack): is it?
[02:32] (IronWalrus): They duked it out on top of Big Ben.
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[02:32] (Guest213): oh, and kim jon II too
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[02:32] (IronWalrus): And after an epic struggle, Reagan was left hanging off the edge of the tower...
[02:32] (IronWalrus): But Capitalism fueled him and he reached up with a mighty roar
[02:32] (IronWalrus): And tore the moustache from Stalin's face.
[02:32] (IronWalrus): Rendering him POWERLESS!
[02:32] (jenni): sure that wasn't Harold Lloyd
[02:32] (IronWalrus): NO!
[02:32] (IronWalrus): It was Reagan.
[02:32] (IronWalrus): Remember... he brought us Reaaaaaaganomics
[02:33] (Guest213): We don't need capitalist
[02:33] (dvldrvr): and personaly tore down thr berlin wal;l
[02:33] (Guest213): ALL WE NEED IS THE LAWD
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[02:33] (IronWalrus): Ronald Reagan was a God amongst men. The true hero of Capitalism.
02:33] (IronWalrus): We have his body cryogenically frozen.
[02:33] (IronWalrus): And when we develop advanced cybernetics...
[02:34] (IronWalrus): We'll bring Reagan back as a zombie cyborg.
[02:34] (dvldrvr): we have jesus frozen????????
[02:34] (Guest213): yes
[02:34] (IronWalrus): Communism will FALL when they realize we have a zombified republican zombie that killed Stalin
[02:34] (IronWalrus): Jesus is frozen too
[02:34] (Guest213): Jesus is infact, a futuristic alien
[02:34] (dvldrvr): nuke him]
[02:34] (IronWalrus): But Jesus is really Reagan from an alternate timeline.
[02:34] (Nack): simpsons did it, IronWalrus
[02:35] (IronWalrus): Nack: The Simpsons are a series of prophecies. Of course they did.
[02:35] (IronWalrus): They prophesize everything.
[02:36] (IronWalrus): I'm afraid that, if we nuke Australia, their close intensity to Communistic regions combined with nuclear radiation...
[02:36] (MiffedLightning): aww dont nuke australia
[02:36] (IronWalrus): Will warp them into horrible kangaroo monsters with big crab claws and laser vision
[02:36] (IronWalrus): So
[02:36] (IronWalrus): We keep Australia alive for those purposes.
[02:36] (MiffedLightning): noo iron
[02:36] (MiffedLightning): nooooo
[02:36] (MiffedLightning): thankyou :-)
[02:36] (IronWalrus): MiffedLightning: I've heard radiated kangaroo lobsters with laser vision are invincible.
[02:36] (IronWalrus): We don't want to test that theory.
[02:36] (IronWalrus): Not until Regan is revived.
[02:37] (IronWalrus): Reagan can kill a radiated kangaroo lobster with laser vision with one punch.
[02:37] (IronWalrus): His punches are fueled by Reaaaaaganomics
[02:37] (MiffedLightning): what about chuck norris
[02:37] (IronWalrus): MiffedLightning: Chuck Norris and Reagan are twin brothers.
[02:38] (IronWalrus): Reagan shaved his beard and dyed his hair though.
[02:38] (MiffedLightning): pardon me ironwalrus
[02:38] (IronWalrus): To hide the resemblance.
[02:38] * jenni thinks the walrus reads too many comics
[02:38] * IronWalrus thinks jenni is a Commie just for saying that.
[02:38] (dvldrvr): obama will save us
[02:38] (IronWalrus): I am wary of Obama.
[02:39] (dvldrvr): u are white
[02:39] (IronWalrus): I am a walrus.
[02:39] (dvldrvr): white walrus
[02:39] (IronWalrus): Walruses are a sort of muddy water color.
[02:39] (IronWalrus): Usually.
[02:39] (Guest213): Actually
[02:39] (dvldrvr): albino
[02:39] (Guest213): they are pink
[02:39] (dvldrvr): puink is nice
[02:39] (Guest213): Pink = gay pride
[02:39] (IronWalrus): Guest213: We're talking healthy, Capitalist walruses.
[02:39] (MiffedLightning): and a girly colour
[02:39] (Guest213): Hence Walruses are actually gay
[02:40] (MiffedLightning): capitalist walruses? lol
[02:40] (IronWalrus): Yes.
[02:40] (IronWalrus): Only Commie walruses hold up to Guest213's description.
[02:40] (IronWalrus): Capitalist walruses are buff and brown and eat trees.
[02:40] (MiffedLightning): oh dear...
[02:40] (dvldrvr): i dont know
[02:40] (IronWalrus): They're also made of iron.
[02:40] * IronWalrus flexes
[02:40] (Guest213): Capitalist Walruses are fat and can't find remotes, Like most capitalists
[02:40] (IronWalrus): I'm snacking on a rather delectable oak tree right now.
[02:40] (dvldrvr): im worried about the iron part of his name
[02:41] (MiffedLightning): guest 213, they only cant find them because of all the folds of skin
[02:41] (Guest213): ROFL
[02:41] (IronWalrus): Guest213: You're thinking of Fuedalist walruses.
[02:41] (Guest213): i'm pretty sure that Capitalist are fat
[02:41] (Guest213): Capitalists*
[02:41] (dvldrvr): iron walrus
[02:41] (IronWalrus): No, those are fuedalists.
[02:41] (IronWalrus): Or wannabe Capitalists.
[02:41] (Guest213): yea, you
[02:41] (IronWalrus): They're like wannabe gangsters except economical.
[02:41] (Guest213): Like wiggers?
[02:42] * IronWalrus is a very hardcore and real Capitalist
[02:42] (Guest213): no one likes WIggers
[02:42] (IronWalrus): Eminem likes them.
[02:42] (Guest213): i hate rap
[02:42] (dvldrvr): i like them on toast
[02:42] (dvldrvr): w/ a little mustard
[02:42] (IronWalrus): Guest213: Rap is a disgrace to Capitalist America. (I will admit that it is straying far from the former)
[02:42] (IronWalrus): Capitalist America may become Fascist America or Socialist America.
[02:43] (dvldrvr): obama
[02:43] (IronWalrus): It makes this walrus weep molten tears of clunky sorrow.
[02:43] (MiffedLightning): socialist will help somewhat... except for the lazy
[02:43] (dvldrvr): thats me
[02:43] (dvldrvr): isold out to commies for vodka
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[02:43] (IronWalrus): dvldrvr is currently in rehab.
[02:44] (IronWalrus): We have a Rockefeller sorting him out.
[02:44] (dvldrvr): no strap ons please
[02:44] (dvldrvr): !!!!!!
[02:44] (dvldrvr): !!!!
[02:44] (IronWalrus): Be right back
[02:44] (IronWalrus): My bucket is out of alignment.
[02:45] (IronWalrus): There.
[02:45] (IronWalrus): I reprimanded it with harsh words.
[02:46] (dvldrvr): i cannot wait to see tonights fight
[02:46] (Dairy_Air): I'm making an American "proper cup" of tea - boil water in a microwave and drip in a spoon full of tea in a tea holder - steep , and then add a few drops of lemon juice
[02:46] (IronWalrus): Dairy_Air knows how to live.
[02:46] (Dairy_Air): drop*
[02:46] (IronWalrus): Everyone could take a few pointers from him.
[02:46] (Dairy_Air): damn right - I ain't no fvckin' commiew either
[02:47] (Dairy_Air): I hate commies and socialists
[02:47] (IronWalrus): Careful there, you're making me all hot and flustered with your vehement hatred towards those excessively left-winged fellows!
[02:47] * IronWalrus fans himself with a metallic flipper
[02:47] (Dairy_Air): but, I hate to inform you wally - walrures eat clams
[02:48] (IronWalrus): Not a Capitalist walrus.
[02:48] (IronWalrus): Trees, my man.
[02:48] (IronWalrus): Trees.
[02:48] (dvldrvr): some clam is good for u
[02:48] (IronWalrus): dvldrvr: I regularly imbibe on clam trees.
[02:48] (dvldrvr): tight pink clam
[02:49] (Dairy_Air): no - sorry all walruses eat clams
[02:49] (IronWalrus): You have to eat the clams first.
[02:49] (Dairy_Air): only clams
[02:49] (IronWalrus): And the trees last.
[02:49] (IronWalrus): It tastes the best that way.
[02:49] (Dairy_Air): walruses are not herbivores
[02:49] (dvldrvr): bushy clams
[02:49] (dvldrvr): lol
[02:49] (Dairy_Air): nope - only clams
[02:49] (dvldrvr): bushy clams
[02:50] (Dairy_Air): nope
[02:50] (Dairy_Air): just clams
[02:50] (IronWalrus): Being as I am a very Capitalistic walrus...
[02:50] (IronWalrus): I think I am the primary source on info of these very proper walruses.
[02:50] (IronWalrus): And we eat clam trees.
[02:50] (dvldrvr): but maby iron walrus dont likem clean shaven
[02:51] (IronWalrus): We are bivalviarborvores.
[02:51] (dvldrvr): bushy clams
[02:51] (Dairy_Air): nope - sorry - only clams - you can't be anything other than what you are -
[02:51] (MiffedLightning): what - the - hell lol
[02:51] (IronWalrus): Which is a bivalviarborvore.
[02:51] (dvldrvr): i mabout to puke im laughuing so hard
[02:51] (Dairy_Air): dvldrvr - go get your liquor - you are useless
[02:51] (IronWalrus): Please refrain from puking in my bucket at least.
[02:51] (dvldrvr): bushy clsms
[02:51] (IronWalrus): I spent all morning polishing it.
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[02:52] (IronWalrus): Then I did my job which is to move it back and forth between rocks.
[02:52] (IronWalrus): It entertains the masses greatly when I wear it as a hat.
[02:52] (dvldrvr): do u live in BUSH gardens walrus
[02:52] (Dairy_Air): FireWire - are you in any room that has a somewhat serious conversation going on?
[02:52] * IronWalrus would be very displeased to wear it as a hat and get puke all over his polished skin
[02:53] (Dairy_Air): I tire of this constant trolling drivel
[02:53] (IronWalrus): I live in a suburban city within 15 minutes of Seattle. It is a very dreary place.
[02:53] (FireWire): nah it's boring everywhere
[02:53] (IronWalrus): So many Liberals and Socialists.
[02:53] (IronWalrus): It makes me so mad!
[02:53] * IronWalrus crushes his bucket
[02:53] (IronWalrus): Sorry.
[02:53] (dvldrvr): and pride marches
[02:53] (IronWalrus): I got out of hand.
[02:53] * IronWalrus apologizes profusely and simmers down.
[02:54] (dvldrvr): ur bent bucket
[02:54] (IronWalrus): It is deformed.
[02:54] (dvldrvr): deformed it is
[02:54] (IronWalrus): An inappropriate show bucket.
[02:54] (Dairy_Air): stfu dvldrvr - you fvckin drunken idiot
[02:54] (IronWalrus): I will have to replace it.
[02:54] (IronWalrus): dvldrvr is in rehab.
[02:54] (IronWalrus): Please be nice to him.
[02:54] (IronWalrus): Reagan would wish it so.
[02:54] (Dairy_Air): he needs to be shot
[02:55] (IronWalrus): With love.
[02:55] (Dairy_Air): no
[02:55] (Dairy_Air): no
[02:55] (dvldrvr): i gotta leave in 5 min
[02:55] (dvldrvr): more drinks
[02:55] (Dairy_Air): hurry up and leave ahead of schedule - you idiot
[02:55] (IronWalrus): Say 10 Hail Trumans
[02:55] (dvldrvr): yr just jealous
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[02:55] (IronWalrus): dvldrvr: 10 Hail Trumans before you go
[02:56] (IronWalrus): Oh my.
[02:56] (dvldrvr): k
[02:56] (IronWalrus): What a flamboyantly gay color.
[02:56] (Dairy_Air): wally got laid off from Starbucks - he's bitter
[02:56] * IronWalrus apologizes for the offense.
[02:56] (dvldrvr): accepted
[02:56] (IronWalrus): I haven't been laid off in a month.
[02:56] (IronWalrus): This walrus requires some attention down under too you know.
[02:57] * IronWalrus seems like a cold machine, but is really a soft baby walrus on the inside.
[02:57] (dvldrvr): later guys
[02:57] (IronWalrus): Later.
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[02:57] (IronWalrus): It brings my ferrous heart joy to see someone genuinely try.
[02:58] * IronWalrus oxidizes happily.
[02:59] (Dairy_Air): I hate fvckin idiots - they all should be killed
[02:59] (IronWalrus): But then we won't have anyone to work in the factories.
[03:01] * IronWalrus stretches and gives a mighty yawn that sounds like thunder and lightning striking a bull
[03:03] (IronWalrus): Sometimes I turn on the news in fear that the Commies invaded another poor country. Thankfully this is not the case. The last thing we need is a Red World.
[03:03] (IronWalrus): The frogs would be very displeased.
[03:04] * IronWalrus says his Hail Trumans
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