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Hockey Puck Design:

I just watched several videos of various gentlemen showing several available outdoor/off-ice roller hockey pucks and
noticed that many of them favor the 'Green Biscuit' over other competitive designs (mostly using slider plates). I just
wanted to give a brief description of a roller hockey puck that was used over 20 years ago, and then describe my new,
competitive design (since the internet has destroyed the genetic utility of the American and International Patent
Process). First up, the puck that disappeared.

This puck, I believe, was made out of two perforated, internally hollowed aluminum shells that were machine screwed together with acceptable balance. The set screws were then covered with pressed in metal plugs that were probably some type of machine steel. The puck would ride on the surface of these pads, and they didn't catch too bad. These pucks were VERY fast and stable on an appropriately painted, pressed asphalt rink. I don't believe we played on actual concrete, but a modified driveway pour that was then 'pressed flat' and then 'painted with some neat stuff'. The pucks were bright pink and bright orange and were a blast to hit. It is possible to replace the machine steel plugs with osmium, or any other alloy that continues to reduce contact friction. While it looks similar to most professional offered products right now, it was perforated in a funny manner and weighed about 6 oz. It was a real roller hockey puck.

My new design is a hybrid of two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT pucks. The concept is a little difficult to cost out, as it requires you to start out with a hollow metal sphere of the correct diameter and alloy. You then perforate the sphere with an odd number of entry points and fill it with the correct off-ice rubber or hard urethane mixtrate, and be sure to keep an elevated rim. The goal of this puck is kind of funny. The idea is to try and make it act like a gyroscope. When the puck sits on the ball, one edge will fall and touch the playing surface and the other edge shouldn't rise more than about 2mm off of the ground. As such, if this puck is played fast with some rotation, it will actually spin around like a discuss and ride one the surface of the sphere. If it can be kept smooth enough and prevented from flipping, it would be a great competitive design.

I have pursued Mechanical Engineering my whole life, and was gifted when I was socio-psychologically employable on the west coast of America. Sadly, white people that are homosexual in business hate me more than you can understand, and thanks to an oriental MD and a jewish psychiatrist, I have been labeled schizophrenic and have placed myself on federal disability. That I have two degrees in my field and AT LEAST ONE active and profitable patent (of which I personally did about 75% of the work on, sorry gaiz, my teams competitive inverse option HAS FIELD MERIT but a couple of manufacturing drawbacks [read COST] and my team manager [did I mention 3 people?] spent most of the time dealing with COMPANY ISSUES).
Mechanical Engineers with a PhD will NEVER MAKE YOU MONEY EVER, so go and get one if you wanna get laid, have some kids, buy a house, and NEVER GET SHOT IN THE HEAD BY A COP.

They dont understand THEY DONT FUCKING TOUCH MY SKIN ANYMORE.

Regards,

Sean Tyler-Thomas Hirtle
7.35x2.125
Gabriel has been damaging my brain illicitly for about 4 years now via a mechanism PhDs cannot understand

You still cant kill me wanting to.

Pull this and they will hunt you like an animal, child...*smooch*