[23:00] 18<27RCR> He once helped me spoon out a bar of soap that was trapped in my vagaina
[23:00] 18<27RCR> Vagina, even*
[23:00] 18<28Anitech> Look at art for a better picture of what averare really is.
[23:00] 18<22S> <10z20> ugh
[23:00] 18<22S> <10z20> how did you get a bar of soap up there?
[23:00] 18<28cheesemoo> hahahahaha
[23:00] 31<The_Catman>30 why the hell would you put a bar of soap in your vag
[23:00] 18<27RCR> ...I was cleaning
[23:00] 18<27RCR> I was cleaning so hard
[23:00] 31<The_Catman>30 if you have dildos?
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[23:00] 18<27RCR> and it like
[23:00] 18<27RCR> went up there
[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> fwoop
[23:01] 18<27RCR> and never came out
[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> schloop
[23:01] 18<27RCR> YES
[23:01] 31<The_Catman>30 that's fucking hilarious
[23:01] 18<27RCR> YES THAT
[23:01] 18<27RCR> so I had to waddle back into my dorm room
[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> I'm not even sure how he could help you with that
[23:01] 31<The_Catman>30 that needs to be on video
[23:01] 18<27RCR> and cry at Matt
[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> Can't you just like
[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> erm
[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> Push it out?
[23:01] 18<27RCR> and explain that a bar of soap was stuck in there
[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> Like give birth to iy?
[23:01] 18<27RCR> it caught on the pubic bone
[23:01] 18<27RCR> It needed to be pressed DOWN then out
[23:01] 18<27RCR> and it's soap, so it's slippery
[23:02] 18<22EvilHom3r> did it sting
[23:02] 18<22S> <10z20> jesus I don't even know how that works
[23:02] 18<27RCR> so... we used a spoon
[23:02] 18<22S> <10z20> Fucking vaginas, this is why dicks rule
[23:02] 18<27RCR> *
[23:02] 18<28Anitech> Hot Dog Tongs
[23:02] 18<27RCR> It was kinda funny
[23:02] 31<The_Catman>30 i... i can't imagine how uncomfortable that would be
[23:02] 18<27RCR> because my roommate ate ice cream
[23:02] 18<27RCR> with that spoon
[23:02] 18<27RCR> after
[23:02] 18<27RCR> and I have never told her
[23:02] 18<28cheesemoo> :D
[23:02] 18<27RCR> because I was mortified
[23:03] 18<28Anitech> Hey it was clean.  I mean soap and all.
[23:03] 18<27RCR> And yes. It was a little uncomfortable
[23:03] 18<27RCR> it was a bar of DOVE EXFOLIATING SOAP
[23:03] 18<28Art> WTF
[23:03] 18<27RCR> so it had like
[23:03] 31<The_Catman>30 also "Matt!, *sob* Matt!, I... *sob* I GOT A BAR OF SOAP STUCK IN MY VAGINA! *sobs harder-*"
[23:03] 18<27RCR> sand in it
[23:03] 18<28Anitech> She's probably put dirtier stuff in her mouth anyways.
[23:03] 18<28Art> Pubic bone?
[23:03] 18<28Art> Goddamn
[23:03] 18<22EvilHom3r> pubic bone is a bitch
[23:03] 18<27RCR> YEP
[23:04] 31<The_Catman>30 most hilarious thing in my head right now
[23:04] 18<28cheesemoo> i don't even
[23:04] 31<The_Catman>30 man, if he wasn't laughing when you said that
[23:04] 18<22EvilHom3r> it’s what prevents most big things from going in ass
[23:04] 31<The_Catman>30 he's not human
[23:04] 18<28cheesemoo> i think i'm going to need an anatomy diagram
[23:04] 18<28cheesemoo> i'm not sure how that works
[23:04] 18<27RCR> He like
[23:04] 18<27RCR> looked at me really dumbfounded
[23:04] 18<27RCR> because I was lying on the bed trying to push the thing out with no context
[23:05] 18<27RCR> and then I was like "Oh yeah I got a bar of soap stuck up there, can you help?"
[23:05] 18<22S> <10z20> So like.... did he have to go in there with like a spelunking helmet and everything?
[23:05] 18<27RCR> and then he started laughing and he called me retarded
[23:05] 31<The_Catman>30 Matt: ...wut?
[23:05] 31<The_Catman>30 oh good
[23:05] 18<27RCR> then he spooned that soap out like a champ
[23:05] 31<The_Catman>30 he laughed
[23:05] 31<The_Catman>30 guess he's not a cylon then
[23:05] 18<27RCR> I'm not allowed to have bar soap anymore
[23:06] 18<28aloysis> oh god i am so glad i checked the chat just now
[23:06] 31<The_Catman>30 i think this is the most hilarious stoey i've heard all month
[23:06] 31<The_Catman>30 story, even